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Well, we're bankrupt
in six, five,
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Four, three,
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Two, one.
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And we're out of business.
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Good news!
We're back in business!
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We've been hired to
deliver an envelope.
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It's crunch time. Let's do this.
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It's for you, professor.
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Great delivery, everyone.
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You're the finest crew I've
had the honor to work with.
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Oh, my. We're being
foreclosed upon.
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You're all terrible
and incompetent.
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I resent that.
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Wait, I found a loophole
in the mortgage.
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If we actually pay it,
we can keep the building.
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We just need $11 million.
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And boned.
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I suppose there's nothing
left to do but move out.
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Leela, Amy, pack us a lunch
for our new lives under the bridge,
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while us men reminisce
and smoke some stogies.
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We are not packing lunches,
you walking beer commercials.
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It was you men who drove
this company into the ground.
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Remember fry's idea
to offer free delivery?
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It got us a lot of customers.
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We're a delivery company!
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If you want to
save this company,
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you should listen to
a woman's idea for once.
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Okay. What do you got?
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An airline.
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Yeah! What?
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We should become
a commercial airline.
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I mean, we've got a ship,
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and teleporters won't be
invented for another 15 years,
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according to that guy
from the future.
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Wow. That's actually a
really good idea, for a woman.
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What else you ladies got?
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Girls of planet express
calendar.
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Fry: Girlie calendar?
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Great idea, Amy.
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Okay, then. Leela, Amy,
come to work topless tomorrow.
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Forget it. I promised myself I
wouldn't pose naked until I was married.
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Sorry. It's in your contract.
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"All female employees
must pose nude if requested."
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That's discriminatory.
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No, it's in all our contracts.
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Here's mine.
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"All female employees
must pose nude if requested."
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Fry: Sounds fair.
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Bender: Nice work, hermes.
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Now that's what
I call fine print.
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Okay, but good luck
making a girlie calendar
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with only two female employees.
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Hmm.
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Labarbara: Oh, husband.
I'm so excited about this new job.
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Hermes: And it's excited
about you, labarbara.
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First order of business
is to put on your uniform
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and take your ID photo.
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Look, I agree it'd make space
walking more comfortable.
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But for a photo shoot,
it's a little unsavory.
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Over.
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Time is money, peaches.
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Now shut your com-link
and make love to the camera.
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And remember, I'm the camera.
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Stop actually washing
and play with the sponges.
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But the ship is dirty.
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Whatever. I ran out
of film an hour ago.
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No, no, this won't do.
A three-month calendar?
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What is this, Mercury?
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I told you it wouldn't work.
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Well, you should
have talked louder.
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Fortunately, I came up with a
brilliant idea to save planet express.
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We'll turn it into
a commercial airline!
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But that was my idea!
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Then you should have
talked louder. What?
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There. It was hard work,
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but it beats posing in demeaning,
skimpy modeling outfits.
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Ladies, here are your demeaning,
skimpy stewardess outfits.
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Sorry, ma'am, I'll have to
confiscate your artificial kneecap.
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Okay, here you go.
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Fry: Ladies and gentlemen, this
is the plane's president speaking.
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We are cleared for takeoff.
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You put goofus
and ganja in charge?
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I'm the only trained pilot here.
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Please, Leela.
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Who ever heard of a plane
with a woman president?
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Welcome to plan am flight one
to acapulsar.
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The local time on acapulsar
is five years from now.
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In the event of a wormhole
sending us back in time,
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do not kill your parents.
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If you are traveling
with small children,
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help them not to kill you before
not killing your own parents.
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Now please turn off
all electronic devices.
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Preparing for takeoff.
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I'll kill you, my friend!
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Ahhh!
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I hope you all enjoyed
our tiny beverage service.
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Now sit back and endure
our in-flight entertainment.
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Hiya, hiya, hiya. So what's
the deal with airline food?
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They offer you two choices,
but they're always out of one.
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By the way,
we're out of both choices.
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Shut up and put on
four episodes of the office.
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Amana: Ohhh!
Your hands are warm.
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For a robot.
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Thanks, baby.
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I don't know what you're
doing back here in the galley,
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'cause you got
a first-class seat.
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Yeah. Come on.
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Captain, we were supposed
to land two days ago.
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Is everything... hey!
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Are we at the fair yet, mommy?
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We're not at the anyplace!
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Leela: And we're out of fuel!
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Attention, passengers.
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Please remain seated until the
plane comes to a complete crash.
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Perhaps we should reconsider
the girlie calendar.
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Leela: Flight attendant's log.
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We've crashed near a river of
Mercury on a lifeless mineral world.
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Supplies are low, cannibalism
imminent, radio busted.
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Our one hope is
to form a society.
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Okay, then. Men,
let's get hunting.
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The womenfolk can
cook what we catch.
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No one put you in charge,
husband.
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I'm the only one here
who ever ran a society.
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Roller derby is not a society.
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Well, let's put it
to a vote, then.
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All in favor of
the jamocha thunderclap?
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That would be me.
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Practically no one.
All in favor of me?
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Eight to eight. It's a tie.
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We can't trust a woman's
math. Count again.
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Greetings, soft ones.
Who among you is your leader?
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Men: He is. Women: She is.
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Curious.
You are a diarchic society?
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Um. Maybe.
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Whatever we are,
I'm the leader of it.
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Leader? Fat man,
you couldn't even run a bath.
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Well, you sure can run
something, your mouth!
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Shence!
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Even a young pebble could see
your race is divided
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based on the configuration
of your 23rd chromosome.
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What? You mean
along gender lines?
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Gender?
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Yeahs. You knows,
guyses, galses, in that order.
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I am not familiar with
this concept ofgender
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my species has only a single
gender, known as "neuchacho."
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Interesting. Come
on, men! Let's kill him!
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Your genders
differ in many ways.
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But as with all things
that are different,
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chocolate and vanilla,
Mac and PC,
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one is always clearly better.
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Chocolate, Mac, men. The end.
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Well, I've got nothing to do
for the next eight million years.
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Therefore, I will
administer a series of tests
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to determine
the superior gender.
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Test number one, who
can drink the most sulfur?
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Test inconclusive.
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Test number two, who
can drink the most arsenic?
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Just ask us some damn questions.
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Very well. Which is larger,
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an Italian size four or an
American apparel memum?
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How many calories are in
a small green tea yogurt?
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Name any 12
of the desperate housewives.
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How was your day?
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Test complete.
What is the score?
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Men, five, women, less.
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Hey. He's lying.
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Obviously.
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That was a test
to see who could lie better.
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The men win that round.
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In your face,
decumbent urinators.
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So far, I have learned nothing.
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But that's probably as much
my fault as yours.
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The time has come
for the final test.
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We usually call it
the lightning round.
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As you may have noticed,
it's getting hotter here.
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It's nice.
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Too hot.
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Did one of you chicks
change the thermostat?
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Tomorrow morning, this planet
makes its closest pass to the sun.
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You will all be boiled alive,
like retired circus animals,
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unless you somehow can
cross the great alkali plains
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and reach shelter in
the cave of Harmony.
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That sounds hard.
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Whichever gender
reaches the cave will survive.
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And may the inferior gender
burst into something.
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Flames, I guess.
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Uh-oh. I think we're
walking in circles.
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I recognize the pattern of
striations on that gypsum formation.
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Also my shoe that fell off.
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Oh, god!
We're all gonna die in agony!
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Howdy there. You fellas
need some directions?
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No, we're fine.
Don't worry about it.
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Keep it up, sistren. Only a
few more miles to the cave.
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Let's just buckle down and...
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Look!
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A clearance sale!
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What? Where?
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I can't believe that
sale was just a mirage.
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Now we're gonna die
without so much as
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a factory-second clutch purse
to show for it.
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It would have been nice to shop
at Tommy hilfiger one last time.
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It wasn't Tommy hilfijigger.
It was linens 'n things!
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The hell it was.
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It was a juicy couture.
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I guess we all saw
what we wanted to see.
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We can't make it tonight. We'll
set up camp here by this shoe.
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Gentlemen, when that sun
rises in the morning, we're toast.
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These are our last
moments together.
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So if anyone's got any good
fart jokes, now would be the time.
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Ugh.
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It's a shmundred degrees, and all
we have to drink are non-diet sodas.
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It's gonna ruin my figure.
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00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,481
Wait, I forgot that amana
here is a refrigerator.
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If we could supercharge her
freon with a gas compressor,
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we might survive the heat
and make it to the cave.
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Hey, yeah!
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But the only gas compressor on
this planet is inside bender's ass.
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Was that a fart joke? Because
I don't find those amusing.
219
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No one does.
220
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:31,043
Nevertheless, bender's gas
blaster may be our only hope.
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Wife? What are you doing with
bender's shiny metal gas compressor?
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None of your bizmarkie.
Wait a second.
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What's that do-wah
in your ditty bag?
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Uh. Uh.
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Okay, so we were hot.
I stole amana's freon coil
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so we could hook it up to
bender's ass and build a cooler.
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You are no better than me,
you shifty tree skink.
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How do you live with yourself?
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Damn it, woman, you're
making me highly selassie!
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Don't you talk to me that way,
you big, hairy Belafonte.
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Ohhh!
You're cooking me back bacon.
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Thank you, woman.
233
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That's not back bacon!
That's your back baking!
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No! We overslept!
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The Mercury is boiling!
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Can't breathe. Lungs burning.
237
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My lucky shoe!
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Goodbye, owe! Me.
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I learned that from a movie.
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Oh.
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I find both genders
supremely disappointing.
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The real reason I administered
this bizarre, outer space test
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was to teach you
to work together.
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But you couldn't.
245
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Thanks to you, I lost my
bet with the borax kid.
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Never bet against
me being stupid.
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Rock alien: Enough!
248
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,253
Your gender differences have
kept you from achieving Harmony.
249
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,006
There is only one way
to resolve this conflict.
250
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,761
Oh!
251
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,888
Wait, why didn't that hurt?
252
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,016
My wingwang's gone!
253
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,060
My girls!
254
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,186
My antenna!
255
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,353
My kajigger!
256
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,646
My gonopores!
257
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,067
Look it up.
258
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:07,991
Rock alien: I have freed you
from the tyranny of gender.
259
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,826
Now go in peace.
260
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,579
Or actually, stay here.
I'll go in peace.
261
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:22,589
Good news, neuchachos.
The ship is nearly repaired.
262
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:26,593
Work goes fasters withouts no
secondary sex characteristicses
263
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:27,844
at which to hoot.
264
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:31,223
Now who wants to sings
some Christopher cross songs?
265
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,688
Look, associates, I made a
hammock from our clothing.
266
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:39,981
How industrious.
267
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,483
Do you mind
if we sleep with you?
268
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,776
I have no opinion.
269
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,823
Well, good night.
270
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,411
Hermes: Everyone got
along so well today.
271
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:56,790
Yes, this place is
like a neutered utopia.
272
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,458
A neutopia.
273
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:02,045
I enjoy humor
where no one gets hurt.
274
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,549
Your companionship
is inoffensive, hermes.
275
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,842
Likewise.
276
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,303
Really, what are we missing out
on by not having sex right now?
277
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,513
Well...
278
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,977
Give us back our genitals!
279
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,478
Is that you, borax kid?
280
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,480
I've got your 50 bucks.
281
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,023
Oh. It's you.
282
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,443
Why do you want your genders?
You seem happier without them.
283
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,113
Being human isn't
just about being happy.
284
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,240
It's about loving, and fighting,
285
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,577
and that rasta mcnasty we
were doing last night.
286
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,995
We want that back.
287
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,415
Very well. Perhaps it is I
who have learned a lesson,
288
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,666
or something.
289
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,881
Bender: Now what?
290
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,759
I have decided, after little
thought, to return your genders.
291
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:54,931
Oh!
292
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,937
Not cool, bro! Our
genders are all reversed.
293
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:04,024
Now I got a whatchacallit
instead of a kajigger,
294
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,609
you stupid whatchacallit!
295
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,739
Okay, stop yelling at me.
296
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:14,367
It was an innocent mistake.
Allow me to rectify it.
297
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:22,000
I got your distress call and
came as quickly as I wanted to.
298
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,460
No need to thank me.
299
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,961
What's your problem, homes?
300
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,922
Now we'll be stuck
like this forever!
301
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,840
Chill out, dude.
302
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:32,385
Well, hello, from the neck down.
303
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:39,100
Thank you for your patronage. We
know you have a choice in airlines,
304
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,853
and you made the wrong one.
No refunds!
305
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:51,947
Aren't we going to cuddle?
306
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,698
Woman, I'm tired.
307
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:57,244
I'm sorry.
It's just I need my sleep.
308
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,829
I gotta get up five times
a night to play Xbox.
309
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,122
I understand.
310
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,250
Womanhood also takes
some getting used to.
311
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,044
For example, did you know
there are more than two feelings?
312
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:10,382
I only need one feeling.
Love for you, wifey-man.
313
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,596
Hermes: Ohhh. Your manwich!
314
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,436
No wonder it's
such a mess in there.
315
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,438
These bad boys are hard to aim.
316
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:29,609
I hate being a man. I smell
bad, my face is scratchy,
317
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:32,195
and the food at those
strip clubs is terrible.
318
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,530
Crapping a.
319
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,616
Still, I'm sure the women are
having an even harder time.
320
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,123
OMG! Being chicks
is so much fun!
321
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,751
Now when I say stupid things,
guys all laugh and buy me stuff.
322
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,628
Ugh. What a skank.
323
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,464
Anyway, planet express
is still facing foreclosure.
324
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:54,509
There's no way we can raise
enough money to save this company.
325
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,137
Wait. What about
the girlie calendar?
326
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,888
Well, that won't work, remember?
327
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,807
We only have three
women on staff...
328
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:06,479
"All female employees
must pose nude if requested."
329
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,815
And it is requested.
330
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,238
On Halloween and new year's Eve
331
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,700
yankee girls
ya just can't be beat
332
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,828
but they're the best
when they're off their feet
333
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,956
girls, girls, girls
334
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,918
at the Dollhouse
in Fort Lauderdale
335
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,921
girls, girls, girls
336
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:35,300
rocking in Atlanta
at tattletails
337
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:39,679
let's just hope we can sell enough
of these calendars by tomorrow.
338
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:43,058
We sold enough of those
calendars since yesterday!
339
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,229
Thank god most of our fans
are huge perverts.
340
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,869
Who are you, stranger?
341
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,997
Well, madam,
folks call me the borax kid.
342
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,874
My friend, the other rock alien,
343
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,834
died without setting
your genitals to right.
344
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:13,380
So I reckon it's up to me
to sex you up proper.
345
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:22,972
My girls are back!
346
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,436
Oh!
347
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,898
So what did you like better, my
love? Being a man or a woman?
348
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,484
I don't care what parts I have,
349
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,153
as long as they
interlock with yours.
350
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,739
Ah, marriage.
351
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,784
It combines the contentedness
of being neutered,
352
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,370
with the occasional
sex of being not.
353
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,749
Well, I best mosey on
down to the landing.
354
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,960
Sounds like the feldspar queen
is about to set sail.
355
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,671
You folks watch
your genitals now.
356
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,632
Come on, boy. Giddyup.
357
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,677
And that's that.
358
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,804
What'd I miss?
359
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,047
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