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Farnswo rth:
Good news, everyone!
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We've been hired to make
our 100th delivery.
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One hundred!
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That's almost 10 per year.
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This calls for a party, baby.
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I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100
hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators
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who aren't above a little
hooking, should the occasion arise.
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Be very gentle, folks.
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This is the souffle you're
delivering to Mrs. Astor.
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Oh, my god, it's elzar! Hi,
elzar! Great souffle, elzar!
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Whatever you do, don't drop it.
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See, Mrs. Astor takes
nitroglycerine for her heart,
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and being a class act,
she prefers it in soufflé form.
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Bam!
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To prevent the souffle from
exploding, bender will carry it.
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He's gyroscopically stable.
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Look! Mrs. Astor's mansion,
just across that rickety rope bridge.
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Wow, it's ricketier
than it looks.
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You better try
to jump it, bender.
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Okay, let me back up
for a running start.
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Here I go!
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I shall inform Mrs. Astor
that the circus is in town.
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Your souffle, madam.
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I shall take it here,
under my fork.
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Where's the exploding?
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One does not explode
in Mrs. Astor's face.
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I couldn't eat
another bite. Hobsie?
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Well done, sir. Have you a name?
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Hubert Farnsworth,
at your service.
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A Farnsworth, you say?
Well, if I'm not mistaken,
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the farnsworths have been in
new New York for almost 200 years.
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Yes, I have.
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And I'm his uncle.
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How charmingly unconvenfional
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I can eat a hot dog undennater.
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Say, would you farnsworths
care to be my guests tomorrow
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at the astor
endowment fundraiser?
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All the best families
will be there.
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We can take them.
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On April 10, 2912,
my late husband and I
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set off down fifth Avenue
aboard the land Titanic,
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the largest street-going
vessel ever built.
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Just four days into her maiden
voyage, as we approached 32nd street,
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the land liner struck a
mailbox and went down.
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2,000 souls were lost that
day, including my dear husband.
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In loving memory, I established
the Mr. Astor endowment,
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which this year supports the
united mutant scholarship fund.
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Mutants? That's the
kind of thing you are.
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Shh. You know mutants
aren't allowed on the surface.
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If anyone asks, say
I'm an alien, remember?
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Right. You gonna
finish that roll?
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Shh.
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Now, a short film about those pitiable
creatures so in need of our charity.
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Narrator: Far beneath the everyday
rumble of limousines and poodle feet,
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there toil a downtrodden people
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even less well off
than the upper middle class.
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The noble sewer mutants.
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For, you see, generations
of exposure to toxic sewage
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mutated them
into horrific monsters!
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Shut up.
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Narrator: These
industrious, uh, people, I guess,
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maintain the various pipes
and poop chutes
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that keep decent,
above-ground society functioning.
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And where do these proud
toileteers learn their menial skills?
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At brown university,
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the nation's premiere
institution of lower learning.
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So please, give generously,
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knowing some poor helpless
mutant will thank you.
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Not in person, thank god.
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Well, that was disturbing.
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I understand, dear.
They are hideous.
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Look, I guess you mean well,
but isn't that university
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just a tax-deductible
sewer-cleaning service?
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My dear, that school is about
much more than sewer pipes.
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Really?
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It's also about keeping
those filthy things busy.
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There are thousands of them
down there, breeding like rats.
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My great uncle once saw a rat.
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If we don't keep them busy,
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they'll startjabbering about
equal rights in their ill-bred manner.
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Let's go.
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If I say one more thing, I might
say it with my evening boot.
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Well! Rarely have I never!
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Please, don't blame Leela.
She's just a little ill-bred.
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You know how mutants are.
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Your companion is a mutant?
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But if anyone
asks, say she's an alien.
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Help! Police!
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You may have
eluded the authorities,
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but don't nothing
get past Mrs. Astor.
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What's going to happen to me?
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Permanent
deportation, you mutant.
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You going downtown,
baby. Way down.
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Incoming!
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Thanks, colonel.
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Just doing my job, ma'am.
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Mom, dad, I can't believe I have to
spend the rest of my life in this hellhole.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay, sweetie.
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Now that you're here, this hellhole
feels more like a nice, regular hole.
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What do you say we go
get some sewer coffee,
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sewer cake and
safeway ice cream.
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Well, the bottom's all
stocked with cheap stuff.
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Who's in the mood to party?
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Whoo!
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Poor Leela. I feel
like I ruined her life.
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You did ruin her life.
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You might be right, hermes.
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I am right.
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I almost feel like we should
do something to help her.
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We should do something!
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I don't care what you
say, hermes. Let's go.
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Oh, mighty mayor, we're
here about turanga Leela.
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You mean Leela? Right.
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I mean, sure, she's a mutant,
we've known that for years,
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but we kept it secret 'cause
she's a fine, upstanding...
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Wait. You knowingly
attempted to harbor a mutant?
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We did harbor a mutant!
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Uh-oh.
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Look, Leela,
there's old filthful.
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Urgh!
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And there's the
West Side pipeway.
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If those guys slack off for
even a second, it could explode.
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Hey, guys!
This is my daughter, Leela.
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How you doing? Hey.
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Well, they're with
the chuds now.
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These conditions are deplorable.
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I swear, I hate every
single person on the surface
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for making us live like this.
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Leela!
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What are you doing here?
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We were sentenced to two weeks
in the sewer for harboring a mutant.
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$3 at the drugstore.
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I'm so sorry I ratted you out,
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but, you know,
after two weeks down here,
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I'll truly understand the
plight of the mutant people.
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How dare you.
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You want to understand
something? Look at that lake.
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One dip in that toxic muck
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and your DNA will be
permanently mutated.
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You'll grow a camel hump
or a zoidberg face.
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Urgh!
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You want to know what
it's like to be a mutant?
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Jump in and go for a swim.
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I would, but I ate a
bunch of potato salad, so...
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
You are all surface.
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Fry! Hermes! Where my humans at?
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Ah, who cares? It is on.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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I trust the orgy pit
has been scraped and buttered?
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You know it. And
there's mini quiches, too.
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It's getting cold and smelly.
My odor-eaters are going critical.
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Maybe we could plotz
in that giant cockle.
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Amy: Shmeepers,
it's the land Titanic,
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the biggest and onlyest
land boat ever constructed.
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This was one hell of a bus.
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Well, everyone debone a
bunk and get some shut-eye.
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Zoidberg, show some respect.
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This is a sacred shrine to the
thousands who lost their lives.
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Amy: Hey, I found a safe.
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It's coming loose.
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Hand me some more
of that cruise director.
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The original passenger manifest.
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Spreadsheets were
so elegant back then.
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Just one other item.
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It's jewelry. Jewelry!
It's jewelry, people!
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It's a priceless
quantum-force gemerald.
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What's that enscribbled on it?
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"My dear Mrs. Astor.
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"My love for you is as
unsinkable as this land ship
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"and as brilliant as this stone.
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"Dictated but not read,
Mr. Astor."
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That's so valuable.
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Yeah, I'll never have love
like that. Leela hates me now.
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Did you guys know
I have a crush on Leela?
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What's the matter, Leela? You've
hardly touched your toilet clams.
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Maybe I was too harsh on fry.
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He didn't ruin my life
on purpose.
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Things will work out,
honey. Now, here.
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Have some more of
what looks like lemonade.
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Man: We can
dip left slide right all night
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it's time to be wild
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freestyle
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it's on and poppin'
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ain't no stoppin'
us from rockin'
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from tonight to ten o'clock
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bender, I've been to wang dang
doodles all up and down the galaxy,
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but this is the dangest wang
I ever doodled.
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Oh, yeah!
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Come on, baby, let's do it!
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Shake your Booty, baby.
Come on! Yeah!
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This beat bangs here's my chance
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come on, girl, let's go,
I can't...
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Get out! Get out! It's not fun
anymore! I want to be alone!
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Alone with me?
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I said scram, grapey!
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Fry? What are you doing?
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You were right.
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I don't know what
it's like to be a mutant.
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But I want to know.
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Wait. I never
meant for you to...
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Oh, no!
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Fry! Fry!
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No! No!
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Any effect?
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Sorry. I tried to scream
but I barfed.
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I think I'm knowing what
it's like to be a mutant.
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So what's with all
the screaming?
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Hey, guys.
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Fry, this is the stupidest,
sweetest thing you've ever done.
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And you know,
maybe now, together,
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we can be an inspiration
to other mutants.
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I hope so, Leela.
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Aw. Come here. Let
me give you a kiss.
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Hug.
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Handshake.
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I'll text you.
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My fellow mutants, until
recently, I dwelt on the surface,
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where a man can gaze
up at the sky in wonder
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without a wet clump
falling in his mouth.
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Male mutant:
We can do that, too.
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Who's ready to fight
for equality?
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The devolution revolution
has begun!
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Beautiful mutants,
please welcome devol
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Hello, sewer city.
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As longtime mutants ourselves,
we support your righteous struggle,
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and we'll do anything
we can for you!
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Play whip it! No.
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Play the other one.
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It's a beautiful world
we live in
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a sweet romantic place
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beautiful people everywhere
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the way they show they care
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makes me want to say
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it's a beautiful world
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ooh!
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It's a beautiful world
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it's a beautiful world
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for you
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For you
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for you
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now that we've got
their attention,
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it's time to hit them
where they sit
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by bending the West Side pipeway
to return all sewage to the surface.
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But who could possibly
bend such a huge pipe?
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So lonely. Poor, sad bender.
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00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,013
Hey, buddy.
250
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,849
What the heck?
251
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:38,438
Bend it! Bend it! Bend it!
252
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,534
What goes down must back up.
253
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:04,589
Yucks. I picked the wrong day
to wear my new crocses.
254
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:08,760
Prepare to storm the surface
for the million mutant march!
255
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,556
Move out, fry.
256
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,475
We need our most disgusting
mutant leading the charge.
257
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:18,311
I'll meet you up there. I need
to check out something first.
258
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,522
Okay. Vyolet, you're up front.
259
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,653
Mrs. Astor: Mayor, this sewer
debacle has gone on long enough.
260
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:31,283
As your largest campaign
contributor, I demand action!
261
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,244
Very well.
$80 worth of action it is.
262
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,496
Voila.
263
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:41,001
We simply pump the fruits of our
excretion into Madison cube garden.
264
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,921
Well, it seems
everything is under...
265
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,469
Two! Fouh
266
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,679
six eyes!
267
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,265
The mutant people will arise!
268
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,518
The segregation of the
mutant people ends today.
269
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:02,856
We demand equal rights,
equalaccess to the surface,
270
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,650
and the blood of
your first-born children.
271
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,862
That's so we have
something to give up in the negotiations.
272
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:13,116
I've never been so moved, and
I see no reason to begin now.
273
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:17,495
Hobsie, flush those creatures back
down the hole they crawled out of.
274
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,664
Madam's sewage-seeking missile.
275
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,187
Let my people stay!
276
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:50,779
Neat.
277
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,240
Mrs. Astor, deep in the sewer,
278
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,700
we discovered the wreck
of the land Titanic,
279
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,577
on which your husband
land-drowned.
280
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:00,789
Inside was something
that might interest you.
281
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:05,293
The gemerald ring my husband
was to give me in lieu of children.
282
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:08,380
So what? I have a chandelier
in my car made of those.
283
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,091
Not the gem.
This passenger manifest.
284
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,218
It turns out there were
mutants on that ship
285
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,387
working below deck
in the sewage galley.
286
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,055
Ma'am?
287
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,058
I was just a young girl.
288
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,602
Drain angels, they called us.
289
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:25,021
When the ship
started going down,
290
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:29,067
my mother grabbed me and
made for the nearest life-car.
291
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:35,532
But the places were all taken
by surface passengers.
292
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,243
As my mother held me tight,
293
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:42,831
I suddenly felt the gentle
tap of a cane on my face.
294
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:47,669
I turned to see the
kindly smile of Mr. Astor.
295
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,225
Thanks to your
husband's humanity,
296
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:07,564
I lived to raise my own daughter,
and she, a daughter in turn.
297
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,400
Mom, why have I
never heard this?
298
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,193
My mother's nuts.
299
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,903
I beg you, Mrs. Astor,
300
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,656
if you truly want to honor
your husband's memory,
301
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:20,201
treat these people
with dignity, as he did.
302
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,747
Oh, he was
a dear man, Mr. Astor.
303
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:27,500
Randall, let's Grant
these mutants their freedom.
304
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:28,626
Okay.
305
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,213
Are we not men now?
306
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,050
I'm 40% potato,
but close enough.
307
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,718
Thank you, fry.
308
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,596
I think maybe I can
stomach that kiss now.
309
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,019
What the...
310
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,146
Good afternoon. I am Mr. Astor.
311
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,315
I did not perish
that fateful day,
312
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,776
but rather plummeted
into the toxic lake,
313
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,028
where I mutated
and lived in solitude
314
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:59,115
until this ruddy lad here stepped
into my mouth and lodged there.
315
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,243
Mister? Is that really you?
316
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:08,458
Hooray! A happy ending
for the rich people!
317
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:16,257
Mom, dad, grandma,
this is where I work.
318
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,592
Oh!
319
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,803
Was there a fire?
320
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,846
So, benden how was the party?
321
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,182
Only the greatest party ever!
322
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,643
I don't need to have
another party in my whole life.
323
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,520
I am partied out!
324
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,480
Dang. Sorry we missed it.
325
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:35,235
We could have another one, if it
would make you guys feel better.
326
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,404
Really? No,
that's not necessary.
327
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,905
Hit it, bender!
328
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,449
Man: Bend it, bend it
329
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,451
just a little bit
330
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,703
and take it easy
331
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,580
show you're likin' it
332
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:51,418
and, lover, you know
that we're gonna hit
333
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,671
the heights 'cause I'm
sure that we're made to fit
334
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,715
together, just like pieces of a
335
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,926
Jigsaw puzzle
336
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,637
what's the hustle?
337
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,009
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