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Can I not get a minute to myself?

[Music]

Are they still playing that game?

I swear I can hear that from here.

Why did I let my nephew's friend stay over?

Just a minute to myself would be nice.

Can't a woman get ready by herself in some peace and quiet?

Just a little bit? Is that too much to ask for, really?

Did they have to play that day, night, some session, and then the girls, sorry, the girls,

all day, all night, like where do they even go to get these women, like seriously, it's

ridiculous.

One girl here, one girl there, it's like is it the same girl?

I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.

I'm just going to go in there.

Okay, that's it, I'm going in there.

Hello?

Oh, hey.

- Oh, hey.

- Hey.

- What?

- You know,

I can't keep playing that 24/7

'cause that's pretty much like all I hear all the time.

- What, that's the problem, or?

- Well, when that's all I hear all the time,

I mean, weren't you and my nephew

You're supposed to come here and work and buy a piece of land for your investment?

This is literally all I hear all the time.

All the time.

I can turn it down. It's not the end of the world.

Don't you guys even sleep? Like a moment of rest?

Even just a little bit?

All I hear besides this is going to the bar and picking up girls.

I mean, is it the same girl? A different girl? I don't even know what's going on.

I mean, you know how it is. Of course it's not the same girl. What's the point of going to the bar if it's the same girl, right?

Okay. How are you paying up a different girl every night like that's insanity?

Well, I don't know, there's something about me that girls just like, I guess.

Something about you?

Yeah.

Like you buy them drinks, and they just come like, hollering.

I think it's just more of like a curiosity thing.

Okay, I'm a woman and I'm not that curious.

So would you, would you like to enlighten me because I really think I would like to have

some peace and quiet and maybe you could sleep, like you guys could sleep a couple nights would

be really great for me.

Um, yeah, yeah, I mean you, uh- What are you doing?

What?

I mean, it's, it's hard, you know, all these girls want to get on my thick dick-

Oh wow, okay.

You know, I'm just happy to oblige.

Is it hot in here?

I'm sorry.

And by the way, you're coming off on me bringing girls over, but what's up with you?

It's my house! What are you talking about?

Exactly.

What do you mean with me?

It's your house. I haven't seen a single guy since I've been here for months.

You look great. You wear these nice clothes.

Well, thank you. But what do you mean, "guy"? I mean, there was, um, there was like, uh, you know, not that it matters, but there was, like, Pablo the, uh, a poor boy, you know, like, a wario bag. We had, like, a fling. That was, that was fun.

How long ago was that?

Maybe that was when I went to Mexico, I can't remember.

And then it was like that, um,

I didn't know my nephew knew about that one guy.

I think, um,

John or something.

Or maybe that was a blind date.

I mean, it doesn't matter.

I have this amazing vibrator that's on my nightstand

and all I have to do is just plug it in.

So I'm good.

- Yeah, well, it sounds to me that

not doing the job because I don't think the only thing you're annoyed about is

the whole video games or the noises at night. Sounds to me like you need something a little bit

maybe bigger and a little more satisfying than what you're getting. I mean

exactly how big is this vibrator that you got? Wait, that's, you know, like, yay for the...oh!

Oh! It's, it's not, it's not, it's not like that.

Okay, it's not like that.

I can, I can kind of, I kind of get it, yeah.

Well, I mean, with you not having any guys coming over and us staying in the same house...

[nervous laughter]

I feel like there might be a little match made in heaven right here.

Oh. Oh! [nervous laughter]

oh okay i mean my favorite vibrator's probably how to choose anyway right

i don't think you're gonna need it anyway

yeah i'm just gonna

well i won't be needing that no i'm just gonna um make myself comfortable

(laughing)

- Hi.

- Seems like those girls aren't the only ones

that were curious.

- I guess this'll be fun.

Oop, okay, that's kinda nice.

Oh, hey.

Ooh.

(laughing)

- Good thing I got a mini hoodie.

(laughing)

Do you like that?

- Oh yeah, it feels good.

(laughing)

(moaning)

I should play with your balls too.

You can't leave them in the cold, right?

No, even on my feet, I'd be chilly.

Oh, that's kind of fun.

I know you are.

You know what else might be fun?

I can think of a few things.

I'm going to be doing a Q&A. I'm going to be answering questions from you guys. I'm going to be answering questions from you guys.

(moaning)

[GASPING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[SLAPPING]

[SLAPPING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

I'll take up mine if you take up that.

Hell yeah.

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

All that, and no guy, come on.

- I think I have a temporary release.

(laughing)

[Crying]

[Slapping]

[Groaning]

[Slapping]

I can't get these off.

[moaning]

[sneezing]

(Kelsey moaning)

- What do those do?

- They help you find it.

(Kelsey moaning)

- Oh, that feels so nice.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah.

It feels so nice.

Want to find out which is better, your bioblade or your stick?

Why don't you put it that way?

I guess I am a little curious.

Kirigashi never killed anybody, so...

That wouldn't hurt, right?

I don't know why I want to know.

I mean, you could maybe say that.

How'd you know?

Yeah, you could, you could kinda see that.

Holy fuck.

Yeah, just a little bit.

Oh, yeah, just a tad.

(Groaning)

I have to take it just a little, little easy on you.

At first.

You definitely don't like my vibrator.

Holy shit.

Is this what you put every girl through?

Fuck.

Yeah, I think I kind of get it, okay, I mean, I still love it, yeah, I think it's all, yeah,

I think I really get that girl's curiosity and, yeah, I think, I think I kind of dig

Yeah, holy fuck.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah, that feels really good.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

Oh my god. How much weight do you fucking have? Oh, fuck. Holy fuck. Holy shit. Oh my god.

Oh, I think I get all the giggling now.

Mhm.

And the sounds.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh my god, this is so much better than my migrator, holy fuck, oh my god it's been way

way too long. Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes! Oh my god! Oh, this is so much better! Yes!

Oh my god, yes! Oh, this is what I'm talking about! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh my god,

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh fuck.

Yeah.

Holy shit.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh my god.

This is so much better than the pool boy.

Oh my god, it's so cute.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

I think I should hear the others say, you know, just to see what it's like.

Let's see what you got.

Oh, shit.

Oh shit...

Holy fuck.

Oh, this is gonna be something else.

Yeah, it's definitely gonna be something else.

Holy shit!

Oh, yeah, that's rather nice.

Oh, holy fuck.

I mean, just let me just break that in right there.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, my God. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, that feels so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, I like it when you grab my tits.

That's fucking hot.

I do not get this from a fucking vibrator.

Holy shit.

Oh, is this what the girls are experiencing every single fucking time we hear them giggle? This is fucking amazing.

Holy shit. Oh my god. Oh my god, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god, fuck, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my god, yes. Oh, yes, it's fucking hot. Oh my god. Yeah, it's been too long. Oh my god, yes. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes.

It's, it's, it's, it's, oh my god!

(whimpering)

(whimpering)

(whimpering)

(whimpering)

(whimpering)

(whimpering)

(whimpering)

(whimpering)

(whimpering)

(whimpering)

(whimpering)

Oh my god!

(whimpering)

Oh my god, yes, oh, you weren't kidding when you said he had a big fucking cock.

It is literally fucking twitching on my pussy, oh my shit, oh, oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes,

Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

(moaning)

Oh, fuck, yeah, yes, oh my god, yes, please.

(moaning)

- I'm done, I'm done.

(moaning)

Oh, mother, it feels so good.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, yeah, keep doing that.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh my God, that could make me cum.

Yeah, mm-hmm.

Mm.

Oh.

Yeah, mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

I feel so fucking good.

Yeah, yeah, keep doing that.

Oh.

Mm.

Don't stop. No fucking stop. No fucking stop.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, you feel so fucking good.

Oh, you feel so good.

Oh fuck.

- Oh, fuck.

You feel so fucking good.

I have an idea.

- You more comfortable? - Oh my God,

it's the exact same one.

- What?

Okay, I guess that works.

Yeah, I think I like that too.

(heavy breathing)

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh my God.

Oh, shit.

(moaning)

I think maybe this is the other sounds

that I'm hearing all night.

Maybe it's not just on video games.

Oh, fuck.

- Yeah, that's what would really annoy you.

I hear it just keeps litigating as an excuse.

- Maybe.

(groaning)

Oh

oh my god oh fuck you yeah yeah yeah oh my god just like that oh all right my

little pussy oh my god oh my god

Oh

I could be really fucking high if you weren't talking to me.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

If we're going to fit, but it does turn into a little bit.

I see what you're thinking.

Is that a good idea?

Oh is it?

Let's see what area you're thinking of.

Is that a good idea?

Oh, is it?

Oh.

Well that's good.

Okay, that's kind of nice, too.

This way?

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

You bet.

Oh, hi.

Okay.

Oh.

That's kind of nice.

Oh, that's...

I like this.

This...

Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

I'm...

I'm...

I'm liking it.

Oh, we can do that.

That's nice. That's nice. Okay, we're doing that. Oh, wow. Okay, that's hot.

Okay, I can I can I totally get it now. I totally get the giggling.

Oh my god, I just giggled.

Oh my god.

It's only a matter of time, right?

Shit.

- Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

(crying)

Oh

*moaning* How in the fuck are you going to make it come like this?

Oh, shit.

Right up my little pussy.

Yeah, right there.

Yeah, like that.

Yeah, right up my little pussy.

Right there, oh, yeah, like that.

Yeah, I'm gonna be able to push you, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, look, I want you to come all over my fucking jits.

You're right on my fucking jits.

Yeah, yeah, oh, fuck.

Yeah, oh my god, yes, please.

Oh, oh, fuck, yeah, holy shit.

yeah oh [ __ ] yes yes yes oh my god oh

oh my god

yeah oh my god i become

Look at that!

Holy f*cking sh*t!

Oh sh*t!

Oh, fuck.

(gasps)

Oh!

Shit!

(laughs)

Yeah, I'm gonna say fuck yeah.

Yeah, I fucking did.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Oh my god, you look so fucking good.

Well, since you made me come, I think it's your turn to come over my fucking tits.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

Is that what you want?

Yeah, that's what I fucking want.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, it's only fair, right?

Ugh, I mean it's only fair right?

I mean it is a shame nobody's been coming on these next two, right?

Yeah, it really is a fucking shame.

Oh my god it's such a fucking shame.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

- Oh, you're fucking good, I'm so fucking ready.

I'm so fucking ready.

(moaning)

Oh, fuck.

(moaning)

Oh, my big, juicy tits.

Yeah.

- Are you ready for it?

- I'm so fucking ready.

(moaning)

It's so fucking hot.

Look at that.

It's so fucking hot.

Maybe that's why it's so cold.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

I won't go in there.

I thought you'd find me a yogi.

As long as we do this every day, right?

Yeah, I mean, it's either/or with it.

Hey, we live in the same house.

That's true.

It's convenient.

It's pretty fucking convenient.

Should've done it sooner.

Yeah.

Maybe I wouldn't be so upset.

God, that's so hot.

I can play it if it comes, if it came to me.

It all works out in the end.

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