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last night I had the strangest dream I

dreamed I was in bed with you and I last night I had the strangest dream I

heard this loud ticking i don't dreamed I was in bed with you and I

all-around blog but I couldn't find one heard this loud ticking i don't

anywhere all-around blog but I couldn't find one

was it it was you anywhere

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stop it stop it Wow inflicted some

serious collateral damage dan dan stop it stop it Wow inflicted some

mentioned attempted murder of a suspect serious collateral damage dan dan

and assaulting a fellow officer mentioned attempted murder of a suspect

yeah I thought they were gonna put the and assaulting a fellow officer

old burning tire around your neck and yeah I thought they were gonna put the

set off the float down the river Ganges old burning tire around your neck and

[Music] set off the float down the river Ganges

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are you worried about the coming ice age

do you feel that world events are are you worried about the coming ice age

spinning out of control do you feel that world events are

have you got personal or financial spinning out of control

problems two small children laugh at you have you got personal or financial

on the street problems two small children laugh at you

me too so call me up and let's talk it on the street

out together me too so call me up and let's talk it

I see we have our first call hello out together

you're on the air I see we have our first call hello

dr. Edwards i really love yourself you're on the air

criminal figures dr. Edwards i really love yourself

hello Eileen how you tonight I'm not so criminal figures

good my voice me and took my children my hello Eileen how you tonight I'm not so

family with my life now I have no reason good my voice me and took my children my

to get up in the morning family with my life now I have no reason

Veronica ever heard that old saying to get up in the morning

today's the first day of the rest of Veronica ever heard that old saying

your life well forget it Vicky because today's the first day of the rest of

things can only get better today is the your life well forget it Vicky because

worst day of the rest of your life things can only get better today is the

am i right wrong dr. Edwards this is the worst day of the rest of your life

worst day of the rest of your life am i right wrong dr. Edwards this is the

well tell you that's his last broadcast worst day of the rest of your life

on my radio station you know it's well tell you that's his last broadcast

dumbfounding to me that this close to on my radio station you know it's

Los Angeles I can't find a psychologist dumbfounding to me that this close to

who can talk on radio I can do more than Los Angeles I can't find a psychologist

talk mr. McGill I'm sure dr. i gave a who can talk on radio I can do more than

listen to audition tape have a great talk mr. McGill I'm sure dr. i gave a

deal of potential why don't you call me listen to audition tape have a great

Claire now call you check okay first deal of potential why don't you call me

name basis that's good Claire now call you check okay first

audience likes to be known on a name basis that's good

first-name basis i should know i started audience likes to be known on a

as a disc jockey I'm not surprised you first-name basis i should know i started

have a wonderful voice as a disc jockey I'm not surprised you

well it takes more than a voice to have a wonderful voice

launch a radio career take something well it takes more than a voice to

where you can grab the audience they launch a radio career take something

need something to identify where you can grab the audience they

what exactly did you have in mind Chuck

I need something I can syndicated but what exactly did you have in mind Chuck

this radio station on the map I need something I can syndicated but

well my background is primarily in the this radio station on the map

area of human sexuality well my background is primarily in the

I'm listening I was the head of a area of human sexuality

program at the neurology institute in I'm listening I was the head of a

Los Angeles where I conducted a series program at the neurology institute in

of experiments documenting the link Los Angeles where I conducted a series

between sex and violence of experiments documenting the link

I like that i'm not going to explore it between sex and violence

Chuck I like that i'm not going to explore it

I want to make your listeners aware of Chuck

the biochemical changes in their bodies I want to make your listeners aware of

and how that affects them so they can the biochemical changes in their bodies

better learn to accept themselves clear and how that affects them so they can

that's what bothers me better learn to accept themselves clear

biochemical changes it's just chemistry that's what bothers me

check simple body chemistry the right biochemical changes it's just chemistry

combination of stimuli can be check simple body chemistry the right

pleasurable wrong combination painful combination of stimuli can be

gear is to the right chemistry pleasurable wrong combination painful

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there's no sleeping besides these roads

sir sorry is the conk out what we need there's no sleeping besides these roads

to see your license and your sir sorry is the conk out what we need

registration to see your license and your

dan pearson

animal Pearson it's been a while i was dan pearson

just a freshman scrub on the team when animal Pearson it's been a while i was

you were Allstate we took the title just a freshman scrub on the team when

Oh mad you were a stinger baby I you were Allstate we took the title

remember one time you're supposed to Oh mad you were a stinger baby I

take the QB you stayed home and waited remember one time you're supposed to

he picked up the wide receiver he came take the QB you stayed home and waited

around despite him and then out of he picked up the wide receiver he came

nowhere fire around despite him and then out of

yeah BAM that was a great injustice not nowhere fire

gonna go to look familiar really listen yeah BAM that was a great injustice not

I heard you made LAPD I can't work with gonna go to look familiar really listen

damn i don't trust you I heard you made LAPD I can't work with

frankly I don't think there's a guy in damn i don't trust you

the entire force will ride no one gonna frankly I don't think there's a guy in

stay around for visit the town for a bit the entire force will ride no one gonna

stay around for visit the town for a bit

come by 2pm plug the guys another to see

have a drink with them they still come by 2pm plug the guys another to see

remember you gonna listen have a drink with them they still

appreciate it if you didn't mention remember you gonna listen

anybody that I'm back just yet appreciate it if you didn't mention

take a few days just get settled in anybody that I'm back just yet

limit of course nothing then take a few days just get settled in

good seeing you thanks for the memories limit of course nothing then

man you are stainer good seeing you thanks for the memories

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ok

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ok

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I know some of you may be shy [Music]

after all it's not easy talking about I know some of you may be shy

sex especially with a stranger but I after all it's not easy talking about

want you to think about it like this sex especially with a stranger but I

the act of talking and listening is very want you to think about it like this

much like the act of sex itself one the act of talking and listening is very

person is giving the other receiving the much like the act of sex itself one

sexiest spot of the human anatomy is not person is giving the other receiving the

between the legs sexiest spot of the human anatomy is not

it's between the years before you can between the legs

turn on your body you have to be able to it's between the years before you can

turn on your mind so I want you to open turn on your body you have to be able to

your mind to your deepest most secret turn on your mind so I want you to open

thoughts and call me your mind to your deepest most secret

1 800 sex talk thoughts and call me

our first call is glad I plan your own

hair with dr. Archer hear me yes I can our first call is glad I plan your own

hear you glad what's on your mind right hair with dr. Archer hear me yes I can

like you're in pain hear you glad what's on your mind right

share your pain with my girlfriend

cheated on me and you know I quarter and share your pain with my girlfriend

I'm under no I don't open why do you cheated on me and you know I quarter and

have to do anything because change I'm under no I don't open why do you

causes pain bracing I don't defines have to do anything because change

pleasure if you are always happy causes pain bracing I don't defines

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yes 04 I'll take it

what's the address human will yes 04 I'll take it

I'm on my way

oh my god

yeah everybody what are you doing here oh my god

I'm giving you a tow yeah everybody what are you doing here

don't I get a hug and a greasy how long I'm giving you a tow

have you been back a couple weeks don't I get a hug and a greasy how long

how come you didn't come to see me I was have you been back a couple weeks

going to but I got kind of busy you know how come you didn't come to see me I was

living in the old house reopening my going to but I got kind of busy you know

dad's garage sale you back for good living in the old house reopening my

well back what happened to LA dad's garage sale you back for good

listen electrical problem we'll have to

take this in listen electrical problem we'll have to

oh you ride somewhere but yeah I was on take this in

my way to work oh you ride somewhere but yeah I was on

jump in now pick this up later my way to work

look

that you don't even remember the last

time we were here from night senior year that you don't even remember the last

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feels weird doesn't it

walking into a dream feels weird doesn't it

graveyard at halftime already hard to

believe we actually made out under here graveyard at halftime already hard to

huh call that making out believe we actually made out under here

oh yeah when we kissed all touch you huh call that making out

well that was a long time ago oh yeah when we kissed all touch you

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damn

what happened to you in la dad

nothing and why did you come back here what happened to you in la dad

and there was a house that needed nothing and why did you come back here

haunting you ever think about me and there was a house that needed

yeah I think of you a lot but i want to haunting you ever think about me

take this slow sit with it for either yeah I think of you a lot but i want to

one who's supposed to be saying that take this slow sit with it for either

welcome to the nineties one who's supposed to be saying that

well whatever the reason I'm glad you're

back well whatever the reason I'm glad you're

night I never realized there were so

many perverts out there it can you night I never realized there were so

imagine what you'll do in LA I wasn't many perverts out there it can you

the best this woman is a killer genome imagine what you'll do in LA I wasn't

have to call you back the best this woman is a killer genome

hello Miguel this is Charles McGill

speaking my name is John Larabee problem hello Miguel this is Charles McGill

is mr. Larabee we have a dr. Archer here speaking my name is John Larabee problem

it was on the air from nine until one is mr. Larabee we have a dr. Archer here

o'clock and she handles special problems it was on the air from nine until one

perhaps you should give her a call dr. o'clock and she handles special problems

our current problem perhaps you should give her a call dr.

no it's not normal it's exceptional why our current problem

would you want to be like everybody else no it's not normal it's exceptional why

be proud of who you are and forget about would you want to be like everybody else

the rest be proud of who you are and forget about

thank you for your call Lisa and we'll the rest

be right back with another call after thank you for your call Lisa and we'll

this be right back with another call after

how could you do that what are you this

talking about her off the call was over how could you do that what are you

I solved her problem but you may have talking about her off the call was over

been finished but the call wasn't over I solved her problem but you may have

and a problem with not that you had an been finished but the call wasn't over

affair with a woman that was it she and a problem with not that you had an

cheated on her husband affair with a woman that was it she

Brenda this is my show remember people cheated on her husband

call because they want to hear what I Brenda this is my show remember people

have to say they don't want your advice call because they want to hear what I

and come to think of it neither do i have to say they don't want your advice

hi Leslie you're on the air with dr. and come to think of it neither do i

Archer doc nice show very nice hi Leslie you're on the air with dr.

especially liked it when we were talking Archer doc nice show very nice

to that guy wetback girlie magazines and especially liked it when we were talking

then after all no shame in little self to that guy wetback girlie magazines and

love right then after all no shame in little self

right think he's gone love right

oh by the way big chocolate want to see right think he's gone

you in his office right away ok Chuck oh by the way big chocolate want to see

you wanted to see me you in his office right away ok Chuck

yeah so now take a look get your drink you wanted to see me

no thank you yeah so now take a look get your drink

we always meant to ask you what's a no thank you

major-league lady like you doing in a we always meant to ask you what's a

triple a town like this major-league lady like you doing in a

what's the difference i'm here the triple a town like this

differences will you stay here what's the difference i'm here the

see I I think you could be big time I differences will you stay here

think you could go places coast-to-coast see I I think you could be big time I

you know I'd like that and why don't you think you could go places coast-to-coast

level with me I don't know what you're you know I'd like that and why don't you

talking about people like you don't live level with me I don't know what you're

in a town like this you're either born talking about people like you don't live

here or you fell here you weren't born in a town like this you're either born

here Chuck my private life is my own here or you fell here you weren't born

business here Chuck my private life is my own

let me tell you some Claire I don't give business

a flying fuck about running squirrels let me tell you some Claire I don't give

ask about your private life but this is a flying fuck about running squirrels

business ask about your private life but this is

I suggest you reread your contract check business

the indemnity clauses it's not a threat I suggest you reread your contract check

syndications rough game a lot of strings the indemnity clauses it's not a threat

have to be pulled out of milk gets syndications rough game a lot of strings

billed have to be pulled out of milk gets

I don't want to mess mess billed

this is dr. Claire Archer back with

Karen what's on your mind like a show i this is dr. Claire Archer back with

know this wonderful how you helped many Karen what's on your mind like a show i

people know this wonderful how you helped many

well thank you that's always nice to people

hear you have a problem going to think well thank you that's always nice to

so i can weeks ago I started sleeping hear you have a problem going to think

with my boss so i can weeks ago I started sleeping

kab advice line with my boss

how is anyone there what's your name

John John what do you want to talk to how is anyone there what's your name

dr. Archer about tell you help you get John John what do you want to talk to

on the air dr. Archer about tell you help you get

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you're gonna have to speak up a little [Music]

bit rough section think we have time for you're gonna have to speak up a little

one more call bit rough section think we have time for

John you're on the air

Johnny there yeah what's on your back

men who

hurt them how their hands they're there men who

do you know someone like this hurt them how their hands they're there

yeah and how long have you been this way do you know someone like this

always had violent temperament yeah and how long have you been this way

never before what for

I lost my job what kind of job was that never before what for

John are you still there I'm here do you I lost my job what kind of job was that

pack a change John are you still there I'm here do you

yes pack a change

so what's the problem i can't capture

why not afraid of breaker John I'd like so what's the problem i can't capture

to help you but I'm afraid we're almost why not afraid of breaker John I'd like

out of time so I'm going to ask you to to help you but I'm afraid we're almost

stay on the line which one higher than out of time so I'm going to ask you to

after the sidearm I come back and give stay on the line which one higher than

you a special number to call okay after the sidearm I come back and give

yeah this is dr. Chris Archer remember you a special number to call okay

pain to find pressure if you are always yeah this is dr. Chris Archer remember

happy pain to find pressure if you are always

you'd never know it without pain you're happy

not truly alive you'd never know it without pain you're

John you still there

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Brenda still here i'm waiting for my

ride Brenda still here i'm waiting for my

listen I wanted to apologize about the

other night I had a problem and I listen I wanted to apologize about the

should've been more receptive to you not other night I had a problem and I

me you need to be receptive to Claire should've been more receptive to you not

it's the caller's those people are not me you need to be receptive to Claire

just voices on the phone they are people it's the caller's those people are not

and they need help you don't think I just voices on the phone they are people

help and they need help you don't think I

I think you entertain electronica both

you see people are going I think you entertain electronica both

sorry I'm late are you fell asleep side

hi dan pearson larger oh yeah right i sorry I'm late are you fell asleep side

I've heard on radio sorry but don't I hi dan pearson larger oh yeah right i

know you don't think so she mostly I've heard on radio sorry but don't I

familiar to me know you don't think so she mostly

dan runs the garage on mainstream oh no familiar to me

i've never been there before I must be dan runs the garage on mainstream oh no

getting you confused with somebody else i've never been there before I must be

it was nice meeting you Dan getting you confused with somebody else

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you're Larry [Music]

let's talk

did you bring the cashier's check mr. let's talk

McGill did you bring the cashier's check mr.

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ok

I'm gonna need your signature

what the hell is this my standard

contract retaining me to investigate dr. what the hell is this my standard

Archer to a credit report the report I contract retaining me to investigate dr.

like that it's a much prettier word that Archer to a credit report the report I

blackmail Larabee you want to do like that it's a much prettier word that

business or what blackmail Larabee you want to do

and here

and here

if you could just initial box for

chrissake if you could just initial box for

thanks chrissake

now tell me what this shit is all about

what this shit is all about your radio now tell me what this shit is all about

star killed a man a man she was fucking what this shit is all about your radio

[Music] star killed a man a man she was fucking

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damn can I do for you change the oil

well we're gonna full loop for 1995 or i damn can I do for you change the oil

can just change the oil for 1295 well well we're gonna full loop for 1995 or i

what do we see how you do with the oil can just change the oil for 1295 well

first and then maybe we can work up to what do we see how you do with the oil

the full loop first and then maybe we can work up to

well it's a good thing I didn't ask for

the flu visit dan should I call you John well it's a good thing I didn't ask for

[Music] the flu visit dan should I call you John

you know it was me very good listener [Music]

and I never forget a voice you know it was me very good listener

Brenda doesn't know

I'd like to keep it that way okay dad if Brenda doesn't know

we're going to begin a professional I'd like to keep it that way okay dad if

relationship you're gonna have to trust we're going to begin a professional

me anything that you say to me will be relationship you're gonna have to trust

held in the strictest of confidence me anything that you say to me will be

you said on the phone that you had

that you found socially acceptable ways

of expressing it that you found socially acceptable ways

of expressing it

did you win sometimes I don't really

care about winning all I cared about was did you win sometimes I don't really

seeing how many guys I can take out of care about winning all I cared about was

the game and after high school seeing how many guys I can take out of

went to the police academy

you like that

yeah I like why

I like the feeling of power

violent

I was suspended from the force

they were considered therapy down on the

couch and in my dreams they were considered therapy down on the

wasn't exactly what I had in mind but

dreams are always a good place to start wasn't exactly what I had in mind but

I think I can help you Dan

you have to let go I think I can help you Dan

[Music] you have to let go

Gold what

everything Gold what

[Music] everything

oh the hoosier daddy yeah friend who

said that with you oh the hoosier daddy yeah friend who

you remember down here so don't you and said that with you

Spencer yeah yeah how was the dance the you remember down here so don't you and

dance sometimes he thinks I'm sorry did Spencer yeah yeah how was the dance the

you have a good time we had a great time dance sometimes he thinks I'm sorry did

that I've my friend was the prettiest you have a good time we had a great time

girl there she was that I've my friend was the prettiest

I know it dan is a perfect gentleman of girl there she was

course she was I know it dan is a perfect gentleman of

you think I would trust just anybody course she was

with my only daughter you think I would trust just anybody

you better marry him before it's too with my only daughter

late you better marry him before it's too

daddy it's me it's time for bed okay late

oh we're not gonna hand this

according to my little girl

sorry

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and it

we just

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dr. Claire Archer please leave your

message is found to be yeah it's me dr. Claire Archer please leave your

let's never think about what you said

and I guess I have a few dreams it could let's never think about what you said

use talking about and I guess I have a few dreams it could

so so I guess really use talking about

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many doctors make house calls these days

call me old-fashioned make yourself at many doctors make house calls these days

home call me old-fashioned make yourself at

this is your house after all not really home

anymore this is your house after all not really

I saw your room everything you are is

right up there I saw your room everything you are is

yeah I think you could use drink about

you yeah I think you could use drink about

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so our contract contract

for nothing to be afraid of contract is so our contract contract

a metaphor metaphor with teeth for nothing to be afraid of contract is

understand a metaphor metaphor with teeth

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this president my signature and blood no

blood comes later this president my signature and blood no

[Music] blood comes later

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you doing

so you free you doing

tying me up

right

so you're helpless so you're free from right

any responsibility responsibility for so you're helpless so you're free from

way any responsibility responsibility for

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for yourself [Music]

[Music] for yourself

your feelings

who desires

[Music] who desires

for your dreams

have a choice

disciplined for 20 more years for the

sole purpose of hurting others disciplined for 20 more years for the

come to you

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Oh have you ever told anyone that you

hate your father loved my father Oh have you ever told anyone that you

come on Dan no lies here you loved your hate your father loved my father

father about as much as you love me come on Dan no lies here you loved your

right now father about as much as you love me

alright he was mean and stupid big deal right now

lot of guys have fucked up parents did alright he was mean and stupid big deal

he hit you or just push you too hard lot of guys have fucked up parents did

yeah every now do you miss it he hit you or just push you too hard

what tell the truth Dan yeah every now do you miss it

you really like it what tell the truth Dan

look lady I'm no freak freak you really like it

no you're the boy next door boy most look lady I'm no freak freak

likely to succeed the boy most likely to no you're the boy next door boy most

take a rifle and start sniping at cars likely to succeed the boy most likely to

on the freeway take a rifle and start sniping at cars

severe parental discipline forced

body-contact sports repressed severe parental discipline forced

homosexuality body-contact sports repressed

it's the oldest story in the book homosexuality

go ahead make my day it's the oldest story in the book

what are you doing to me helping you be

you two supposed to help me somebody what are you doing to me helping you be

else somebody better somebody you two supposed to help me somebody

[Music] else somebody better somebody

that damn are you all right yeah yeah

just it was so hot last night and I've that damn are you all right yeah yeah

been having the strangest dream just it was so hot last night and I've

well you are the ghost of the house I been having the strangest dream

well you are the ghost of the house I

just came back see if you wanted to grab

a cup of coffee before you went into just came back see if you wanted to grab

a cup of coffee before you went into

sure just a shark

Jean Christ's sake stop worrying

she and I got an ironclad contract Jean Christ's sake stop worrying

signed in blood for blood she and I got an ironclad contract

yeah dr. Claire Archer is now a signed in blood for blood

wholly-owned subsidiary of big Chuck yeah dr. Claire Archer is now a

think the above wholly-owned subsidiary of big Chuck

alright trend

gotcha

congratulations dr. Archer I don't

believe I've seen as dramatic congratulations dr. Archer I don't

performance since the last time I saw believe I've seen as dramatic

naughty Naja in Inga the animal of her I performance since the last time I saw

don't know what you're talking about naughty Naja in Inga the animal of her I

you mean to tell me you've never had sex don't know what you're talking about

in front of a camera well I said that I you mean to tell me you've never had sex

had done some research into the in front of a camera well I said that I

relationship between sex and violence on had done some research into the

a neuronal level it did require some relationship between sex and violence on

video documentation yes video a neuronal level it did require some

documentation kind of a nature film that video documentation yes video

was academy award stuff and your co-star documentation kind of a nature film that

he had such magnificent what they call was academy award stuff and your co-star

screen presence he had such magnificent what they call

whatever happened to him he died but screen presence

wonder three bullets to the chest and whatever happened to him he died but

long region has a way of punching your wonder three bullets to the chest and

e-ticket for that big ride to the sky long region has a way of punching your

does not suck e-ticket for that big ride to the sky

it was self-defense I had no choice i does not suck

don't particularly give a shit if you're it was self-defense I had no choice i

guilty or innocent but I'm telling yet don't particularly give a shit if you're

if this video ever makes it to the guilty or innocent but I'm telling yet

airwaves you through can't do that if this video ever makes it to the

whoa i can Claire what do you want airwaves you through can't do that

I've taken the liberty of making a few whoa i can Claire what do you want

changes our contract minor things about I've taken the liberty of making a few

copyright ownership syndication little changes our contract minor things about

things like that happened to share copyright ownership syndication little

unbalanced key six kids happened things like that happened to share

no yeah remember nobody can get near her unbalanced key six kids happened

in school no yeah remember nobody can get near her

no not a chance well apparently made up in school

for later no not a chance well apparently made up

oh and james allen team behind the for later

president's science club will you please oh and james allen team behind the

sell its hear you president's science club will you please

yeah he's a pharmacist at the trucks sell its hear you

were she couldn't see him sunday would yeah he's a pharmacist at the trucks

blow him away were she couldn't see him sunday would

yeah I never spoke to school right blow him away

blowing you were brazen hussy that yeah I never spoke to school right

I still AM

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hello its clam [Music]

[Music] hello its clam

sorry washes clothes for their excuse me [Music]

trying to break into my house sorry washes clothes for their excuse me

how can I help you

well like I said garage is closed for

the evening we should try back and scare well like I said garage is closed for

the house i know is i can hear him the evening we should try back and scare

sounds like you need a cop not a

mechanic took there in 10 minutes sounds like you need a cop not a

[Music] mechanic took there in 10 minutes

it's been an accident always anybody [Music]

hurt it's been an accident always anybody

hurt

yeah but it's late and I i need to get

on my check and I get yeah but it's late and I i need to get

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ok

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you could tear yourself away forgot that [Music]

hair-trigger temper hard and because our you could tear yourself away forgot that

therapy hasn't been a hundred percent hair-trigger temper hard and because our

effective yet therapy hasn't been a hundred percent

pop quiz a little test that's trash effective yet

pickup Brenda think of responsibility to pop quiz a little test that's trash

you pickup Brenda think of responsibility to

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thank you [Music]

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you're ready for that white picket fence [Applause]

marriage no chance of you already poor you're ready for that white picket fence

little bread that out you're a new hand marriage no chance of you already poor

by a gun deal day another miracle cure little bread that out you're a new hand

taking advice by a gun deal day another miracle cure

healing begins with pain you just have taking advice

to walk right through it healing begins with pain you just have

I think we have time for another call to walk right through it

call it to you're on the air I think we have time for another call

where is this don't you recognize my call it to you're on the air

point where is this don't you recognize my

oh yes yes i do private hear from well I point

just didn't expect to hear from you so oh yes yes i do private hear from well I

soon for our listeners who may not just didn't expect to hear from you so

remember you're the man who likes rough soon for our listeners who may not

sex right wrong man who wanted to end remember you're the man who likes rough

the relationship sex right wrong man who wanted to end

are you sure about that the relationship

oh yeah then why call me because I don't are you sure about that

know how to tell her silver woman is oh yeah then why call me because I don't

sick desperate individual the only way know how to tell her silver woman is

she can feel pleasure to inflict pain on sick desperate individual the only way

yourself and the people around her she's she can feel pleasure to inflict pain on

never been in love and no one will ever yourself and the people around her she's

love her never been in love and no one will ever

collar if this woman is as unstable as

you say she is there's no telling how collar if this woman is as unstable as

she might react to this you say she is there's no telling how

I wouldn't say those things to her she might react to this

finally you think I just did I wouldn't say those things to her

hey where you at

click what are you doing nothing you

don't want bullshit how many times I click what are you doing nothing you

have to tell you it's over what they say don't want bullshit how many times I

when a man says no he really means have to tell you it's over what they say

clear this isn't funny you should have a when a man says no he really means

talk clear this isn't funny you should have a

fine I'll talk take these off first no I talk

prefer a captive audience fine I'll talk take these off first no I

I'm listening you can't stay with prefer a captive audience

Brendan she's not like you shall never I'm listening you can't stay with

understand who you are and you do yes I Brendan she's not like you shall never

do you and I are like I love friend just understand who you are and you do yes I

a nice girl nice forum like hey ride or do you and I are like I love friend just

sweethearts dance or necking behind the a nice girl nice forum like hey ride or

gym but you need something more I am sweethearts dance or necking behind the

something more gym but you need something more I am

whatever I used to want

I don't want to whatever I used to want

says you can't have it all

assistant for me oh yes you

oh yes yes dance wounds assistant for me oh yes you

ah yeah

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since you're too weak to make the right [Music]

choice will let Brenda make it for you since you're too weak to make the right

what do you mean she got your sweet note choice will let Brenda make it for you

and flower she should be here any minute what do you mean she got your sweet note

what are you talking about i think when and flower she should be here any minute

she sees you she might want to find what are you talking about i think when

another boy for the hayride say hello to she sees you she might want to find

another boy for the hayride say hello to

hey get back here where got down clap

got it hey get back here where got down clap

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so the third all guys has risen

hey those might look like meatballs but so the third all guys has risen

they taste like shit hey those might look like meatballs but

Jane I'm gonna have to go all right our

radio star just came into my office i'll Jane I'm gonna have to go all right our

check the contract out and get back to radio star just came into my office i'll

your buddy contract then it's all check the contract out and get back to

settled coast coast is finishing up by your buddy contract then it's all

crossing the t's and dot the i's oh I'm settled coast coast is finishing up by

glad I was that right yes I've been crossing the t's and dot the i's oh I'm

thinking about it and I'm really glad glad I was that right yes I've been

that everything worked out the way it thinking about it and I'm really glad

did you know I never had a head for that everything worked out the way it

money anyway and i'm sure you'll do a did you know I never had a head for

much better job than I ever could have money anyway and i'm sure you'll do a

come on Claire what's the matter with much better job than I ever could have

you you drunk cause i'm not letting go come on Claire what's the matter with

on radio you are drunk little flushed you you drunk cause i'm not letting go

maybe know what did it something about on radio you are drunk little flushed

seeing you or hear your voice on the maybe know what did it something about

telephone seeing you or hear your voice on the

so cool and firm strong cut the shit telephone

Claire this is business so so i don't so cool and firm strong cut the shit

get my pen in company ink Claire this is business so so i don't

think of it this way you can only deepen get my pen in company ink

our relationship build more intimate think of it this way you can only deepen

trust if we're going to be partners our relationship build more intimate

forever don't you think we should get to trust if we're going to be partners

know each other a little better forever don't you think we should get to

why don't you meet me here tonight after

my show why don't you meet me here tonight after

let's get back to the phones Peggy

you're on the air how can I help you get let's get back to the phones Peggy

my boyfriend you're on the air how can I help you get

hey what do you say that because because my boyfriend

he picks me up when does he beat you up hey what do you say that because because

what do you mean to get you in the he picks me up when does he beat you up

bedroom what do you mean to get you in the

yeah while you're making love I'm kind bedroom

Peggy listen your boyfriend doesn't hate yeah while you're making love I'm kind

you he loves you because it's the Peggy listen your boyfriend doesn't hate

natural way you he loves you because it's the

fighting is linked to sex in many natural way

species of fish lizards elk deer rabbits fighting is linked to sex in many

mink moose monkeys and then I never got species of fish lizards elk deer rabbits

about it that way yes well consider mink moose monkeys and then I never got

yourself lucky Peggy the mail make often about it that way yes well consider

bites right through the pelt of his yourself lucky Peggy the mail make often

lover's neck severing all the neck bites right through the pelt of his

muscles and arteries before copulation lover's neck severing all the neck

is even through really at least your muscles and arteries before copulation

boyfriend cares enough to hit you is even through really at least your

Peggy are you there i'm here i'm brenda

foster penny I'm gonna give you the Peggy are you there i'm here i'm brenda

number for the Center for domestic foster penny I'm gonna give you the

violence number for the Center for domestic

okay what happened good Archer dr. violence

Archer can help you but I'm gonna give okay what happened good Archer dr.

you the number of somebody who can Jeff Archer can help you but I'm gonna give

pencil you the number of somebody who can Jeff

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don't you ever fucking put your hands on

me again don't you ever fucking put your hands on

what if i do you want you sick

you're not stupid face it Dan what if i do you want you sick

you're the one that's sick you're you're not stupid face it Dan

serious sexual deviant you're the one that's sick you're

isn't that why they threw you off the serious sexual deviant

force is that why you came to me for isn't that why they threw you off the

help put it in layman's terms good force is that why you came to me for

old-fashioned mom-and-pop fucking just help put it in layman's terms good

isn't enough to rock your boat old-fashioned mom-and-pop fucking just

you and I both know it takes a stupor isn't enough to rock your boat

wind fill your sails an easy to find you and I both know it takes a stupor

women who can do the things you need or wind fill your sails an easy to find

let you do it too there is it and women who can do the things you need or

sometimes they scream for real don't let you do it too there is it and

they do it up sometimes they scream for real don't

[Music] they do it up

bitch all night long on k sav radio I'm

buddy Sylvester and you're listening to bitch all night long on k sav radio I'm

things that go pop in the night buddy Sylvester and you're listening to

[Music]

buddy boy

oh shit Big Boss Man know you were here buddy boy

my you know what my friend i was sitting oh shit Big Boss Man know you were here

home tonight by myself and I said Chuck my you know what my friend i was sitting

it's about time you get back to your home tonight by myself and I said Chuck

roots roots cool man it's about time you get back to your

yeah so what do you want to sit in with roots roots cool man

me tonight yeah so what do you want to sit in with

not exactly like to kind of go solo you me tonight

know big Chuck does everything alone not exactly like to kind of go solo you

not everything i catch your drift man know big Chuck does everything alone

cool well hey you're stationed right not everything i catch your drift man

here is the playlist here is the vital cool well hey you're stationed right

it wasn't you don't mind I brought along here is the playlist here is the vital

some of those cool sounds from the it wasn't you don't mind I brought along

sixties the real music remember that some of those cool sounds from the

right real music sixties the real music remember that

cool man you got it well you know where right real music

everything is right leg now daddy the cool man you got it well you know where

door hit you in the ass on the way up everything is right leg now daddy the

buddy shirt door hit you in the ass on the way up

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open the door so what hidan Brenda clack

open it open the door open the door so what hidan Brenda clack

what do you want once you let me I don't open it open the door

let you in but at least give me a chance what do you want once you let me I don't

to explain explain why she think i need let you in but at least give me a chance

an explanation you like to hurt women to explain explain why she think i need

you like them to hurt you it seems an explanation you like to hurt women

pretty clear to me it was you who called you like them to hurt you it seems

radio station the other night wasn't pretty clear to me it was you who called

yes it was

[Music] yes it was

I needed help because of you because I [Music]

love you man I was afraid I needed help because of you because I

leave me out of it you have up till this love you man I was afraid

point I don't know what happened when leave me out of it you have up till this

they're like it changed you are not it point I don't know what happened when

wasn't they're like it changed you are not it

[Music] wasn't

you doing [Music]

but I can't give it I don't think we you doing

should see each other and but I can't give it I don't think we

you bet your jazz lovers thats the one

you've been waiting for a while a you bet your jazz lovers thats the one

wormwood and his whistling woodwinds and you've been waiting for a while a

their rendition of sync painted oh well wormwood and his whistling woodwinds and

dr. Archer so we have a great their rendition of sync painted oh well

imagination but the world must be dr. Archer so we have a great

raining out you've got your raincoat on imagination but the world must be

tonight raining out you've got your raincoat on

no that's not a baby but I do know that tonight

i am more than willing to die then no no no that's not a baby but I do know that

no tell your work on the bottom find out i am more than willing to die then no no

what they call me Chuck girl that around no tell your work on the bottom find out

oh I got those from the employees of the what they call me Chuck girl that around

last Christmas party oh I got those from the employees of the

alright Claire those feel real they are last Christmas party

i know i'm going to enjoy this all right alright Claire those feel real they are

enjoy and little bit of fun i suppose i know i'm going to enjoy this all right

oh please ok that's enough for a minute

you're going on here now but 1321 I oh please ok that's enough for a minute

there I their friends judge McGill you're going on here now but 1321 I

holding out the chill as we continue there I their friends judge McGill

still with a big sounds that you just holding out the chill as we continue

heard molly ollie wormwood and his still with a big sounds that you just

whistling woodwinds I gotta tell you heard molly ollie wormwood and his

that we've got some more great sounds whistling woodwinds I gotta tell you

for you coming up here as good old chap that we've got some more great sounds

McGill gets ready to fill any hole left for you coming up here as good old chap

in your life if you're lonely and you McGill gets ready to fill any hole left

in your life if you're lonely and you

may I am the one who will help you now

as we listen to any bid where and his may I am the one who will help you now

own sing button goes any big well in his as we listen to any bid where and his

bouncy much I tell you what happened own sing button goes any big well in his

here my engineer the gump resume the bouncy much I tell you what happened

dump time to take a break that cause so here my engineer the gump resume the

take so i'll tell you what we'll have dump time to take a break that cause so

some fun we're going to turn this record take so i'll tell you what we'll have

for you anyhow and give you the flipside some fun we're going to turn this record

boy this is the time you have been for you anyhow and give you the flipside

waiting for my friends because here he boy this is the time you have been

is with a continuation why waiting for my friends because here he

well I can tell you you know is with a continuation why

everything's going fine we're going to well I can tell you you know

check the temperature for you just to everything's going fine we're going to

say hey shut up fuck are you doing this check the temperature for you just to

isn't fun it's stupid not come on where say hey shut up fuck are you doing this

is it isn't fun it's stupid not come on where

you see that movie you did i'll come on

if I knew you wanted a girl I would have you see that movie you did i'll come on

bought one for yeah not that kind of a if I knew you wanted a girl I would have

guy I don't like wigs bought one for yeah not that kind of a

ok alright having fun guy I don't like wigs

come on there i cant 30 ok alright having fun

what are you doing come on there i cant 30

we're making a tape chap see there's the what are you doing

camera why we're just see what it feels we're making a tape chap see there's the

like somebody has something on you look camera why we're just see what it feels

at this is ridiculous like somebody has something on you look

I'll renegotiate your cock Oh what do at this is ridiculous

you want Claire I'll renegotiate your cock Oh what do

all right i'll give you twenty percent you want Claire

give me thirty percent of situation what all right i'll give you twenty percent

do you want one trait to have a clear give me thirty percent of situation what

percent the X pocket do you want one trait to have a clear

thanks percent the X pocket

chap Brenda please I'm sorry you gotta

believe me chap Brenda please I'm sorry you gotta

look you had to stay because your father believe me

well I had to leave because of mine that look you had to stay because your father

time my nose busted well I had to leave because of mine that

yes doing that scrimmage no it wasn't a time my nose busted

scrimmage that day he did it in like the yes doing that scrimmage no it wasn't a

way I played the game the night before scrimmage that day he did it in like the

so it wasn't getting hard enough explain way I played the game the night before

like a pussy showed me how to hit so it wasn't getting hard enough explain

I know nobody knew everybody loved

Pearson not the garage he always had a I know nobody knew everybody loved

smile for everyone's everybody's pal Pearson not the garage he always had a

home he wasn't home was a whole smile for everyone's everybody's pal

different story home was a shot you're home he wasn't home was a whole

kicking ass and elbowed got fist in the different story home was a shot you're

face fucking brute and that's just with kicking ass and elbowed got fist in the

me with my mother face fucking brute and that's just with

waited

one thing I hated wolves what he did to

me one thing I hated wolves what he did to

maybe

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ok [Music]

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stover you took me 15 years but I [Music]

almost was

I'm gonna leave not on your life

just

my dad

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if the porch light burning yeah

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dispatch 04 call the cops telling us a

break in progress 5606 Blackstone dispatch 04 call the cops telling us a

ok

get out

don't you understand we belong together get out

why can't you accept that i have maybe don't you understand we belong together

you did help me some weird way you're why can't you accept that i have maybe

the one that really needs help you did help me some weird way you're

I feel sorry for you if you weren't so the one that really needs help

dangerous changes what do you know about I feel sorry for you if you weren't so

me dangerous changes what do you know about

I know enough me

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guess when I can't live happily ever

after stories just stolen up that I do guess when I can't live happily ever

they dance after stories just stolen up that I do

god dammit be careful that thing's they dance

loaded you don't have to tell me I know god dammit be careful that thing's

about stories they're always loaded or loaded you don't have to tell me I know

meets girl boy loses girl boy gets cool about stories they're always loaded or

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person you will travels us hope has [Applause]

everything God animal person you will travels us hope has

[Applause]

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until next week i'm dr. Claire Archer [Music]

remember don't fight the hurt until next week i'm dr. Claire Archer

love the route remember don't fight the hurt

it's a long dark night love the route

and it's all you've got it's a long dark night

[Music] and it's all you've got

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