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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:06,407 - The bat is now contained, but still very much alive. 2 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:10,244 Human movement and noise tends to agitate the animal. 3 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:12,813 It will not bite the skin, 4 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:16,550 but it will aggressively attack the eyes. 5 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:20,121 So please do not use the bathroom beside room number... 6 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,490 - All right, everybody, get out your lunches. 7 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,159 Quickly. Come on. Let's go. My local bagel shop 8 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:27,228 decided to take the morning off, so I'm starving. 9 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,263 Come on. I need to see what Mommy packed. 10 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:31,365 - No, no, no, no, no. 11 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:33,834 That is such an annoying word. Don't... don't do that. 12 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,369 Now, get back of the class, Marcus. 13 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:36,837 - Yes, I'm serious. 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,406 Go, now. 15 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,608 Just, I can't... 16 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:42,343 I can't do it with you today, man. 17 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,179 Too hungry. 18 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,081 Naw, that's not gonna work. Turn your desk around. 19 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,850 I can't look at your face. I just can't. 20 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,153 - "Hangry" means horny and angry. 21 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:54,455 Basically, you're so horny that you're angry. 22 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,124 - All right, that's still not working for me. 23 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,591 See that leak right there? 24 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,160 Try and get ya under that leak. 25 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,694 All right? Get your body under that leak. 26 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,396 Not the desk. Your body. 27 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,566 Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! That's perfect. 28 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,401 There we go. Now... 29 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:10,304 if none of you are willing to share your snacks with me... 30 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:11,505 then I'm off to the vending machine 31 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,374 for a little dose of C-13: 32 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,343 Cape Cod Salt and Vinegar potato chips. 33 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,545 Have you guys had 'em? Yum! 34 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:20,281 Oh, and if Marcus moves, 35 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,515 you all get detention. 36 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,419 - One, two, three, four! 37 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:28,289 - * Next time I'll listen to my heart * 38 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:31,159 ♪ Next time, well, I'll be smart ♪ 39 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:38,232 ♪ 40 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,304 ♪ 41 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:53,347 That's not what C-13 is. 42 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,683 Hey, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph. 43 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,351 Come here, man. Hey, 44 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,253 What the hell's going on around here? 45 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,455 - Oh, well, um... between us, 46 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,324 a moth laid eggs 47 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,226 in the auditorium curtain. Now, they hatched... 48 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:06,560 - Mm-hmm. - Now there's moths in the air. 49 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:09,230 What loves moths? Bats... all right? 50 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:11,332 And I mean bats... plural. 51 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,201 - I don't care. That's not what I'm talking about. 52 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,468 Where are my chips? What is this? 53 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:16,470 - Oh! The student council is responsible 54 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:18,339 for what goes in the snack machine, 55 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,241 and they're doing this really cool thing right now 56 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,575 called Healthy Habits. 57 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,444 - Okay, tell me, what's your day lookin' like? 58 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,246 Pretty light? - Puhh. Very busy. 59 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:27,215 - Okay. Gonna need you to shuffle some things around, 60 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:28,582 make getting my chips back your number one. 61 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,518 - No, Jack. You do not wanna get involved 62 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:33,387 with the student council. 'Kay? I-i-it's the most 63 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:35,256 toxically ambitious group of students 64 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,225 all together in one room. 65 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,538 Come on, Ralph, you're telling me 66 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,294 you're gonna be intimidated by a group 67 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,730 of overachieving virgins? 68 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,433 - Yes. 69 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:58,379 ♪ 70 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,580 All right. 71 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:05,419 Ah, good. Grace! Hi. 72 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:07,688 Just the person I wanted to speak to. Hey. 73 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,557 I'm gonna need you to get my salt and vinegar chips 74 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,392 back in the vending machines. 75 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,561 - Oh. I'm just the secretary. 76 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:16,730 I take notes. I count votes during elections. 77 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,732 If you wanna change a policy, 78 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,534 you need to talk to the president. 79 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,002 Ugh. All right, fine. 80 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,537 Who's the president? 81 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,440 - You may take your seats. 82 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,609 Let's get this baby started. 83 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,680 - You gotta be kidding me. 84 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,384 Tssss. - Mr. Griffin, 85 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,552 you are more than welcome to take a seat in the back. 86 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,421 - That's cute. Why don't we skip to the part 87 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,323 where I get what I want... Namely chips... 88 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,757 Back in the vending machines? 89 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,326 - Hmm. Well, unfortunately, 90 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,328 we do have a little bit of an agenda. 91 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:49,330 First up on the list is the discussion 92 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:51,599 of our new rooftop garden... 93 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,602 which I can confirm will be generously sponsored 94 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,470 by Kasperak Motors. 95 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,539 Turns out, I had a connection. 96 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:02,476 It's a joke. They're my parents. 97 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,312 - You guys actually listen to him? 98 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,813 - Hey, I have a mandate from the student body. 99 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:08,582 I was elected in a landslide over Scottie Deeks. 100 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,618 And he plays football. - Yeah, well, I'm guessing 101 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,653 Scottie Deeks sucks pretty hard. 102 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,556 All right, talk about your stupid garden. 103 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,890 Go. Hurry. - Thank you. 104 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,792 Now, on to the selection of vegetables. 105 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,395 And you know what? I think we should vote on them 106 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,364 one by one, alphabetically. 107 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,765 Starting with alfalfa. 108 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,800 All in favor. All: Aye. 109 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,536 - Wow. Unanimous for alfalfa. 110 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:32,373 Absolutely wonderful. Next up will be... 111 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,308 buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. 112 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,710 You know what? I... completely lost my place. 113 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:38,846 Grace, can you read back the alfalfa results, please? 114 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,481 - No. Hold on a second. Chips. Okay? 115 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,316 Why don't we do chips, all right? 116 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,817 I'm an adult, and I want chips, 117 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,653 so I get chips. - Oh, my G... 118 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,621 Oh, I know what's going on here. 119 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:50,090 This isn't about chips at all. What? 120 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,326 - Fired from Harvard, stuck in Toledo, 121 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,396 and these chips are just one more thing you can't control. 122 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,830 All agreed? All: Aye. 123 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:59,400 - Don't vote on that! - Let's put an end to this 124 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:01,669 right now. All in favor of restoring 125 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:04,472 Salt and vinegar chips to the vending machine... 126 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,408 Victor. 127 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:10,378 Wow. Motion denied. 128 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,380 Sorry, Mr. Griffin. 129 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,615 - Okay. 130 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,517 Yeah, all right. 131 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,387 - Bye! 132 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,329 - Now, you would agree that looking good 133 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,223 also helps with feeling good? 134 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,066 - I suppose. - And you would also agree 135 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,902 that more radiant skin 136 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,805 is preferable to less radiant skin. 137 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,540 - That's hard to argue with. 138 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:42,009 - Then we agree! Now, 139 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,812 you are trying the shimmering skin perfector. 140 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:47,515 Mmm. Look at those undertones. All right? 141 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,950 Now, that is peaches and cream! 142 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,420 Okay? Oh! And is that the hand 143 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,722 of a teenage supermodel? 144 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:56,424 - Seems kinda young to be a supermodel. 145 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,826 - Look at that. Mm-mm. So I'm gonna suggest 146 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,829 a six-month supply of the perfector, okay? 147 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,832 Along with the stain and the concealer 148 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,067 and the rejuvenating serum. 149 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,769 Sounds good? 150 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,539 Yeah. Yes. 151 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,140 - Yes. Ooh! Hold that thought, 152 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,108 because pale Jennifer is a gold mine. 153 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,745 I'll just need your orders by the end of the week. 154 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:18,979 Jennifer, hold on a minute! 155 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,881 Jennifer! - Why is it so terrifying 156 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,850 to say no to her? Every time Stef 157 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,852 get a new side hustle, we end up spending money. 158 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,954 And you know I'm trying to save up for that houseboat. 159 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,155 - We have to stand up to her. 160 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:30,458 I've not cut a single penny in half 161 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,992 with those scissors she sold me. 162 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,894 That's just not a need I have. 163 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,165 - Okay. Everyone shut up immediately! 164 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:41,569 Today we're starting a new revenge mission. 165 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,070 Our target... 166 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,773 boom. 167 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,575 - Oy vey. - Out! 168 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,128 Go to the principal's office right now. 169 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,011 You, too, you sycophantic minions. 170 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,846 - But we... we didn't do anything. 171 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,817 I think ya did. Ha ha ha. 172 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,151 Think you did, yeah. 173 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,888 Yeah, hey, Durbin. I gotta send three kids 174 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,022 to your office right now. 175 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:04,224 Why? They were kissing each other. 176 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,126 Yeah! All three of 'em were just sitting here 177 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,128 doing kissing right here in the middle of the classroom. 178 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,963 It was crazy. I couldn't believe it. 179 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,466 Anyway, it was gross. Here they come. 180 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,802 Out! 181 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,638 Yep. 182 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,907 Have fun explaining that. 183 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,875 - He must have struck out last night. 184 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:22,976 He's hangry as hell. 185 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,878 - Now, as you may have heard, 186 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,914 Marcus refuses to bring back my chips. 187 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,617 So our mission is to replace Marcus Kasperak 188 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,084 as student council president. 189 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,186 - Can't you just buy chips at the store? 190 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,980 - Well, it's not about chips anymore, Sarika. 191 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,591 This is about principle, okay? 192 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,159 And it is a little bit about the chips. 193 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,529 I do love chips, you know? It's about 60... 40, 194 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,163 principle to chips at this point for me. 195 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,533 - I get it. - Yeah. Heather gets it. 196 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,267 Thank you, Heather. So I read the student council bylaws. 197 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,670 We only need 200 signatures to recall Marcus 198 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,605 and replace him with a new candidate. 199 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,641 So today we're gonna be choosing that new candidate. 200 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:55,075 - This seems like an overreaction. 201 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,844 - All right, well, Sarika's eliminated. 202 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,946 So I wanna hear you guys pitch yourselves, 203 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,549 campaign-style. Anthony, you start. 204 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:02,950 - If I was president, 205 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,085 I'd make all the dances at Prom slow dances. 206 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,154 If I'm paying 20 bucks, I wanna feel a body. 207 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,922 - There ya go. Good point. 208 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,090 Okay, who's next? Colin. 209 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,992 - I don't know if I'm the right choice. 210 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,585 There's a pretty damning video out there 211 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:16,096 of me blowing out another kid's birthday candles. 212 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,098 I got excited. - 'Kay. 213 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,011 Anybody else have any skeletons in their closet? 214 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,936 - I shoplift magazines to feel alive. 215 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,872 Getting caught's the fun part. 216 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,206 Look, Why don't we 217 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,999 skip past this and just move on to the person 218 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,142 with the most charisma. 219 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,978 Dan Decker, you in? Yeah. 220 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,946 I mean, I actually did student council 221 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,260 back I Florida, so I'd love to... 222 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,216 - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... yeah, okay. 223 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,051 Don't ruin it. All right. Uh, guys... 224 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,620 Dan Decker's our candidate. 225 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,221 Let's go out and let's get those signatures, okay? 226 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,624 Pass those down. I want you to be subtle. 227 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,225 But I want you to be efficient. 228 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:49,262 With each passing minute, my chips get staler and staler. 229 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:53,000 - And, o-of course, sexuality can be... 230 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,636 expressed in so many different forms 231 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,170 and permutations. 232 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,239 I mean, David Bowie... 233 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:02,242 - Absolutely! Yes. 234 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:05,078 Okay. I'm gonna let you guys off with a warning. 235 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:08,115 So, uh, thank you. 236 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:12,185 Okay. Yes, it's true. 237 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:15,756 Some of the bats have gotten into some of the vents. 238 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,658 Eew. No. 239 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:20,293 We need to talk about Stef. 240 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:26,266 ♪ 241 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,970 - Look, there is a rule 242 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,939 against soliciting on school grounds. 243 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,143 Are you guys hearing this nonsense? 244 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,645 - I am, and I'm shocked by it. 245 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,212 - Screw you, Durbin. 246 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,684 Well, it is a rule, 247 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,285 and I'm gonna have to 248 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,954 ask you to stop. 249 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,389 - Mm-hmm. Durbs, um, you would agree that, 250 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,793 as a teacher, I don't make a lot of money. 251 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,962 - No. Not nearly what you deserve. 252 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,797 - Mm-hmm. And you would agree that 253 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,199 I should be able to retire one day? 254 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,635 Or would you prefer that I die working? 255 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:04,705 - No. I want you to die somewhere fun. 256 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:07,007 - Then we're agreed. You know what? 257 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,076 I'm so glad 258 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,011 you're on my side with this one. 259 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,113 You're one of the good ones, dirty, okay? 260 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,982 Oh, and ladies, don't forget those orders. 261 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,349 Yeah. 262 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,085 ♪ 263 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:23,256 - Thought this was supposed to be a rooftop garden. 264 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,092 - Apparently, the weight of the soil 265 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,094 would have made the gym roof collapse. 266 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,096 We almost killed a lot of people... 267 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,998 - Victor. Mulch. 268 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,333 - I gotta mulch. 269 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,634 - Hey, Jack. 270 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,370 You know, I saw the most curious thing yesterday... 271 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:40,273 Dan Decker chatting up the Spanish Club. 272 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,210 At first, I was... very confused. 273 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,746 And then I realized what he was doing. 274 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,048 Courting the Latino vote. 275 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,083 - I think that club's mostly white kids. 276 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,651 - Victor, shut up! 277 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,355 Anyway, I passed an emergency resolution. 278 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:59,126 To replace the president, it now requires 10,000 signatures. 279 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,428 Sorry, Jack. 280 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,363 - Mark my words, you soulless taint. 281 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,398 I will take you down. You'll be out of office 282 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,435 before you see a single precious tomato grow. 283 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,371 Or sooner. Depending on how long it takes 284 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,273 tomatoes to grow. 285 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,243 - Well, depends on the size and the soil. 286 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,778 By the way, we had to find a place 287 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,246 for some gardening supplies. 288 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,449 Might make parking a little bit of a mess. 289 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,152 See ya, Jack. 290 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:34,261 ♪ 291 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,918 - It's over, Dan. Marcus sniffed you out. 292 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,920 Pulled some midnight procedural bullcrap. 293 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,122 And I was left bribing some homeless guy to move his fort 294 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,924 so I could park in the street. 295 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,158 - Yeah, his house, his tent. 296 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,828 What Look, time to move to plan B. 297 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,930 Where can I buy some cocaine to plant in Marcus's locker? 298 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,164 Don't lie. - Okay, this whole thing 299 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,833 seems like an insane overreaction 300 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,067 to missing out on some salt and vinegar chips. 301 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,869 - This has moved far beyond chips, okay? 302 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,504 This is personal! - So you don't care 303 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,807 about the chips. 304 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,809 I care about the chips a little. 305 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,143 It's about 90-10, Marcus-chips. 306 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,544 - Oh, there you are. Hey. 307 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,113 Did you park out front? - Yeah. 308 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,848 - It's street cleaning. They just towed your car. 309 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,349 They towed my ca... 310 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,819 Ohh... okay. Student council's outta control. 311 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,220 You gotta do something! - No, no, no. 312 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,056 I told you, I don't want no part of this, all right? 313 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,959 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that Scottie Deeks? 314 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,962 That's the kid Marcus beat for Student Council President? 315 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,832 Yeah. That kid rocks. 316 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,801 - This school makes no sense. 317 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,371 Hello? Is this 318 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,173 Jack Griffin? 319 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:56,043 - Marcus's election. It was rigged. 320 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,548 And why are you singing? - It's an Auto-Tune app. 321 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,083 Marcus has to be stopped. 322 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,185 Just follow the car. 323 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,287 Wh 324 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,958 Who is this? - Get your dang gym clothes on! 325 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,026 You're not skippin' soccer again! 326 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,128 - But my stomach is cramping. 327 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:18,866 - You are not on your period. That only works for girls! 328 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,868 - Follow the car! 329 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,875 ♪ 330 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,979 Follow the car. 331 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,048 Follow the car. 332 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,918 Follow the... 333 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,053 Hey, Michelle. 334 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,891 - I like the quiet. 335 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,128 - All right. 336 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:55,102 ♪ 337 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,879 ♪ 338 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,050 ♪ 339 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,451 - Hey, Grace. 340 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,154 - Ha ha. Hey, quick question. 341 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,224 Uh... you wanna tell me how you got this car? 342 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,294 - Uh... 343 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,430 - The garden has been planted. 344 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,066 And what grows? 345 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:29,102 My legacy. 346 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,038 - All right, everybody. 347 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,340 Quiet down, and all eyes on me. 348 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,275 - You know what, Mr. Griffin, I have to say, 349 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,178 these interruptions are getting a little bit ridiculous. 350 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,380 - Yeah. You know what I think is ridiculous? 351 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,349 The fact that anybody thought 352 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,117 you could beat dreamboat Scottie Deeks 353 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,086 in a popularity contest. 354 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,388 You see, Marcus knew 355 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,090 he was gonna lose the election, 356 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,325 so he had his parents bribe the vote counter... 357 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,194 My girl Grace here... 358 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:57,297 With a brand-new car from the family dealership. 359 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,665 Isn't that right? 360 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,100 And what did Grace do? Well... 361 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,971 Grace, being a good little solider... 362 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,239 she fixed the election votes. 363 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:10,110 Here is Grace's tally of the actual votes. 364 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,711 Marcus didn't just lose. 365 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,314 Man... he got absolutely crushed! 366 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,683 We got a whopping 426 votes 367 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,351 for Scottie Deeks. 368 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,988 Wow. We got a concerning 32 votes 369 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,255 for murderer Robert Durst. 370 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,091 I don't know what that was all about. 371 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,994 And a very sad and pathetic 19 votes for Marcus. 372 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,428 Whoopsie-daisies! 373 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,169 Grace, is that true? 374 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,438 - Ah... 375 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:42,409 - Um, effective immediately, 376 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,445 I am retiring from... 377 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,748 public service, so... 378 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,118 I'll see some of you in chemistry. 379 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:57,124 - Oh, no! Oh, I... Oh, no, I thought he knew! 380 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,026 I thought the whole... 381 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,361 I thought he knew! 382 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,130 You know, 383 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:07,534 I-I have been told that sometimes I... 384 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,037 overreact. 385 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,048 - Beautiful house. - Oh, thank you. 386 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,416 - I appreciate you letting me come over 387 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,152 and speak to... I, uh... 388 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,554 guess I owned your son pretty hard today. 389 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,490 - Please. I'm so ashamed of what we've done. 390 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,559 - Yeah. It was... pretty psychotic. 391 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,494 To get our little 392 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,763 superstar elected high school president? Ha. 393 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,565 Probably. - Hmm. 394 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,667 Kinda seems like you're not that ashamed. 395 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,569 I'm gonna go talk to him. - Please. 396 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,371 Could you do me one huge favor? 397 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,574 Tell him he won the election. 398 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,578 - I'm not doing that. 399 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,681 Oh, my God. 400 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,116 Oh, God. 401 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,422 ♪ 402 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,457 - * Where could I start 403 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,093 - Whoa! Hey, uh... 404 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,528 mind tossing this shirt on? 405 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,797 Getting a pretty wicked glare off your back there, bud. 406 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,532 Uh... 407 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,368 Listen, we... we mighta let this situation 408 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,769 get a little outta hand, you know. 409 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,639 Blame shared equally, of course. 410 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,709 Maybe... 70-30, you. I mean... 411 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,112 let's be honest. 412 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,681 You, uh... wanna talk about it? 413 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,617 - When I won the election, I just thought 414 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,619 people were finally starting to like me. 415 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,722 I don't want you to tell me that people actually do like me 416 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,757 or that none of this matters 'cause it's just high school 417 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,759 or anything like that. - Oh, no, no, no, it matters. 418 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,628 It matters. It's a serious problem for you. 419 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,196 You get in people's business, 420 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,764 tell 'em what they're doing wrong. 421 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,733 It's just no good. Nobody wants to hear that stuff. 422 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,836 Come on, you gotta think more about how you come off. 423 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,838 But, look, it's not entirely your fault. 424 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,107 I mean, you've clearly been sheltered 425 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,842 by adoring parents, you know? 426 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,777 Normally, this sort of obnoxiousness 427 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:01,481 would have been wedgied or swirlied out of you. 428 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,750 Who's been bullying you? 429 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:04,884 - Nobody. 430 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,520 - Huh. Well, you know, 431 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,723 if it helps, I could... I could bully you. 432 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,559 You know, nothing physical. 433 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,861 Just... burns, barbs, you know. 434 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,529 Light verbal stuff. 435 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:17,897 - Isn't that what you already do? 436 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,899 - Largely, yes, but in this particular case, 437 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,669 the intention would be slightly more noble. 438 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,437 - Yeah. 439 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,706 That'd be nice. 440 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,177 - All right. 441 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,744 I don't do that. 442 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,480 - Okay. 443 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,551 - Ow. It's hurting! - Really scratch it. 444 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,687 - I know, hurry, hurry. Here she comes! 445 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,455 - So... 446 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,556 you beauties ready to 447 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,824 finalize your orders? - Yep. 448 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,793 I got my list right here. 449 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,262 - Whoa! Isn't this rash right where you tried 450 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,830 Stef's make - Ooh... 451 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,599 - Oh, my God! I have one too! 452 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,834 - Oh, no, I guess we can't buy 453 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,903 any of your makeup anymore ever! I'm so sad! 454 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,572 - Hey, hey, no, no, no. Don't be sad. 455 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,941 Not when you can buy this amazing concealer 456 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,776 that will cover that right up. 457 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,713 - Damn it, Stef! These are obviously fake rashes. 458 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,216 We were trying to get out of buying your make up. 459 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,617 - Oh, no. 460 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,485 I think mine's turning real. 461 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,853 - Listen, girl, we wanna support you, 462 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,722 but we all make the same amount of money. 463 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,557 I've been wearing the same monthly contacts 464 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,891 for the past two years. 465 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,594 I guess we were just worried that if we said no, 466 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,263 you were gonna get really mad at us. 467 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,698 - Well, I'm not mad. I'm just sad 468 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,235 that you feel like you couldn't be honest. 469 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,869 Look... I don't know, 470 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,671 I thought this would be a good way 471 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:32,905 to make some extra dough. 472 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,208 And I really did think it looked good. 473 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,244 - No, no, no, it did look good. 474 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,778 - I don't know, I guess I just... 475 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,847 feel like a smoother complexion 476 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,849 can sometimes have both personal 477 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,518 and professional benefits. 478 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:46,886 - Yep! I'm back in. 479 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:50,357 - No! Stef, damn! You're relentless! 480 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,891 - Okay. I'm sorry. 481 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,361 I guess I just gotta find out what to do with 482 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,796 $300 worth of beauty products. 483 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,631 - Hmm... 484 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:02,635 - Long story short, the bats have been trapped 485 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,637 with only one confirmed bite. 486 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,974 So get well soon, Mrs. Denunzio. 487 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,776 - Talk about handsome! 488 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:13,746 - The contouring's incredible. 489 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,682 - He honestly looks insane. 490 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,250 - Books back up on the shelves. 491 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,685 - Yeah. - Yeah. 492 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,387 - Lastly, I'd like to congratulate 493 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,789 the awesome Scottie Deeks 494 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,858 as our new Student Council President. 495 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:30,263 And... Oh, disgraced former president Marcus Kasperak 496 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:33,900 has accepted the position of parliamentarian, 497 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,936 so... beware, recalcitrant legislators. 498 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:40,307 - Seems like an unnecessary position. 499 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,808 But congrats. 500 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,810 - I'm actually excited, you know. 501 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,279 It's perfect for a policy wonk like me. 502 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,581 By the way, I, um... 503 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,650 Brought you these. 504 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,753 - Wow. Now, see, this is likeable behavior. 505 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,691 - Don't you think your compulsive snacking 506 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,260 belies some kinda unaddressed anxiety that... 507 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,364 Right. Back of the room. 508 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,598 - Yeah. - Got it. 509 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,634 Much appreciated. 510 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:15,742 - * Oh, oh, oh 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:10,00 by LiviuBoss 34426