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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:09,377 [indistinct arguing] 2 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:11,045 No, no, no. 3 00:00:11,046 --> 00:00:13,012 Listen. Hey, hey, I don't even wanna hear it. 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,581 -But you did it! -I don't wanna hear it. 5 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,782 It wasn't even my fault. It was Charlie's. 6 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:17,685 Dylan was the one who made me do it. 7 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:18,835 Auntie Yaz, 8 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,222 you gotta talk some sense into Uncle Myles. 9 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:24,358 It's Christmas Eve and he's trying to ground us to our room. 10 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,026 Unacceptable. 11 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:27,937 No, unacceptable is what happened 12 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,288 at the Christmas tree lot. 13 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:32,400 Okay, okay, okay. Someone just explain. 14 00:00:32,401 --> 00:00:34,000 Okay, we're at the Christmas tree lot 15 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:36,236 trying to pick out a tree when they start arguing. 16 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:37,567 -Again? -[Myles] Mm-hmm. 17 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:40,441 You two have been arguing non-stop lately. 18 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,842 What is it this time? 19 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:45,513 My cousin doesn't have respect for the Douglas Fir. 20 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,681 And my cousin has clearly never seen 21 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,483 a Colorado Blue Spruce. 22 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,386 They're trees. They're green and pointy. 23 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:53,887 That's enough. 24 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,757 Okay, so argument about trees? 25 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,792 -Oh, yeah. -That doesn't seem so bad. 26 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,962 Oh, no, no, an argument that turned into wrestling. 27 00:01:01,963 --> 00:01:03,796 These two here, they knocked over 28 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,117 the biggest tree on the lot. 29 00:01:05,118 --> 00:01:07,367 And then that tree knocked over another tree 30 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:10,137 that knocked over another tree that knocked over another tree. 31 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:11,804 -Okay, okay, okay, I get it... -And then the next tree. 32 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,274 -[Yasmine] I get it. -Boy. 33 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,711 Yeah. Fifty-two, baby. Fifty-two. 34 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,448 Fifty-two trees, Yasmine. 35 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:24,152 I mean, it was kinda awesome, to be honest. 36 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:26,254 And one poor old lady. 37 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,511 Except for the poor old lady part. 38 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:30,691 Mm-hmm. 39 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,194 What is going on with you two? 40 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,896 You've been fighting like this for a week. 41 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:37,898 You're supposed to be a team. 42 00:01:37,899 --> 00:01:40,467 Mm-hmm, team grounded, team stuck in their room. 43 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,203 -No way! -Come on. 44 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,505 Uncle Myles, it's Christmas Eve! 45 00:01:44,506 --> 00:01:46,339 Yeah, which is exactly the reason why 46 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,241 I'm not gonna put you in there for a whole week. 47 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:50,977 Now, if you stay in your room the way that you're supposed to, 48 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:52,712 maybe, just maybe, I'll let you come down 49 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,281 and celebrate with the family later. 50 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,184 Agreed. It'll be a good chance 51 00:01:56,185 --> 00:01:57,717 for the two of you to talk about 52 00:01:57,718 --> 00:01:59,420 why you've been fighting so much. 53 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,230 -But... -[Yasmine] No more buts 54 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:04,658 except the two butts you're about to drag up to your room. 55 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,094 [indistinct muttering] 56 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:08,996 And clean yourselves up. 57 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,403 Um, honey. 58 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:17,705 Why is the box 59 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,215 that we're returning the fridge in decorated? 60 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,844 Since you were the one in charge of getting it picked up, 61 00:02:23,845 --> 00:02:26,213 I assume it will just be here permanently now. 62 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,915 Ha-ha-ha, see what you did there. 63 00:02:27,916 --> 00:02:29,882 Okay, honey, they're coming to pick it up today. 64 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,685 I promise I'll get it all packed. 65 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:34,522 Okay? Right after a quick rest. 66 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,690 Yeah, listen, picking up 52 trees 67 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,459 that's hard work. 68 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:41,127 Baby, you should've seen the owner of the lot's face. 69 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:43,931 It turned Christmas tree ornament red. 70 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:48,436 Just glad I don't have to see his face for another 365 days. 71 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,971 By the way, where is our tree? 72 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,077 In all that chaos, did you forget to get us a tree? 73 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,914 No. 74 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,917 Girl, please. 75 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:05,452 It's right outside in the car. 76 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:07,854 I'll just go get it, yep, as soon as I put my shoes on. 77 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,257 Be right back. 78 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,393 -Just give me a second, okay? -Okay. 79 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,562 About 45 minutes to an hour. 80 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:18,999 [music] 81 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,369 * From the Chi, down in Atl Family living well * 82 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,103 * Uncle Myles ain't understand my style * 83 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,373 * Had to show and tell 84 00:03:25,374 --> 00:03:27,106 * Auntie Yaz said I'm good at math * 85 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,309 * I should never fail 86 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:29,842 * And cousin Becca she a steppa * 87 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,912 * Charlie rollin' with the kid 88 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,614 * Yeah, Ah (WHO?) * 89 00:03:33,615 --> 00:03:34,881 * You gonna love Young Dylan 90 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,617 * Yeah, Ah (WHO?) * 91 00:03:36,618 --> 00:03:37,950 * Who gonna love Young Dylan 92 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,687 * Yeah, Ah (WHO?) * 93 00:03:39,688 --> 00:03:41,020 * Who gonna love Young Dylan 94 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,623 * Yeah, Ah (WHO?) * 95 00:03:42,624 --> 00:03:44,023 * You gonna love Young Dylan 96 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:45,759 * Yeah, Ah (WHO?) * 97 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,328 * Who gonna love Young Dylan 98 00:03:47,329 --> 00:03:48,995 * (You gonna love Young Dylan) Yeah, Ah (WHO?) * 99 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,376 * You gonna love Young Dylan 100 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:58,772 [music] 101 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,710 Dude, turn that off. You're gonna get us busted. 102 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,345 Sorry. 103 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:07,948 We can't get caught out of our rooms too 104 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,318 or we're gonna be grounded for Christmas. 105 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,401 We just need some snacks and games, and get out. 106 00:04:13,402 --> 00:04:14,954 You sure you don't wanna talk about 107 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:17,245 why we've been arguing so much like Mom said? 108 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,793 I'd rather keep arguing 109 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,029 but with snacks and candy. 110 00:04:22,030 --> 00:04:24,964 It just seems like you've been a little... 111 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,467 [knocking on door] 112 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,237 Dude, what are you doing? 113 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:32,406 -Ow. -We can't be out here. 114 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:35,943 [Rebecca] I'll get it. 115 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,045 -Hide. -Hide. 116 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,623 Charlie, in here. 117 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,059 Where? 118 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,465 Why even have a smart doorbell 119 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,615 if people aren't smart enough to use it? 120 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,708 I'm here for a fridge or something, dude. 121 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,743 Hmm, I wonder where it could be. 122 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:13,113 -What's that? -Like, a fridge, dude. 123 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,148 Oh, nice. 124 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,185 Don't you worry. 125 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:21,188 I'll seal this puppy up in... 126 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,557 You're already gone. 127 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,062 [Dylan] What's going on? 128 00:05:29,063 --> 00:05:30,930 -[Charlie] Who's out there? -[Dylan] Hello? 129 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,399 [Charlie] We're not a refrigerator. 130 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,602 [Dylan] Let us out! [banging on box] 131 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,538 Man, this beat's bass is really going. 132 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,973 [Dylan and Charlie screaming] 133 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:44,412 [music] 134 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:48,048 [Dylan and Charlie grunting] 135 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,221 We're free! 136 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:59,560 Oh, man, we're trapped again. 137 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,562 Where are we? 138 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,199 I think we're in the back of the delivery truck. 139 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,637 It looks like all this stuff is being returned to stores. 140 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:14,608 Hello? Can anyone hear me? 141 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,644 Yes, I can! 142 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:19,580 It's Christmas Eve, 143 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,450 and I'm cold, and I'm hungry, and I have to go... 144 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,718 Don't say you have to go to the bathroom. 145 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,854 Fine. I won't. 146 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:28,989 But I do. 147 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:32,359 Look, man, we've already been gone for, like, an hour. 148 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,194 The fam's probably on their way 149 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,664 to rescue us right this second. 150 00:06:39,453 --> 00:06:44,036 It's so quiet with Dylan and Charlie grounded. 151 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:46,607 Yes. Yes, it is. 152 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,644 Decorating kinda late, huh? 153 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:51,912 Hi, Viola. 154 00:06:51,913 --> 00:06:53,312 A little later than usual, 155 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,182 but I blame the tree delivery man. 156 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,119 -You mean Dad? -[Yasmine] Yes. 157 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:01,121 Well, forget about your mother's procrastination. 158 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:02,956 I have gifts. 159 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,492 Wanna open yours? 160 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:07,495 Hmm, let me think. Yes. 161 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,900 I don't know much about young fashion, 162 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,290 but if you don't like it, just say so, sweetie. 163 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:18,105 -Well, then... -I'm sure she loves it. 164 00:07:18,106 --> 00:07:19,639 [Viola exhaling] But, Mom, I... 165 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,510 When someone gives us a gift, we say thank you. 166 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,277 But, Mom, look at it. 167 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:27,314 What? I think it's interestingly shaped. 168 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:28,616 Everything okay? 169 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,918 Rebecca was just saying how excited she is 170 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,553 to try it on. 171 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,623 Yeah, I can't wait. 172 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:37,525 Thanks, Grandma. 173 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,527 Oh, you're welcome, baby. 174 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,232 Oh, look at that smile. 175 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:47,535 I'm so glad you like it, baby. 176 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,338 Well, I sure do, Grandma. 177 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:54,407 I'm just gonna go enjoy it in my room for a while. 178 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,812 With the lights off where no one can see me. 179 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,952 Ow. 180 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:09,557 Man, I think my teeth are chattering so hard, 181 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,559 I chipped a tooth. 182 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,994 What're we gonna do? 183 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,534 Look, the delivery driver's 184 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,313 probably gonna be back any minute. 185 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,767 I think I saw a clipboard somewhere. 186 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,401 See? Look here. 187 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:26,006 It says he's gonna be back in three days! 188 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,841 But it's Christmas Eve. 189 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:31,812 We're gonna be stuck in here on Christmas! 190 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,815 Looks like it. 191 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,951 Wanna play I Spy to pass the time? 192 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,288 I spy with my little eye something... 193 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,090 Is it a box? 194 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,827 Yeah, it's a box. 195 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:51,464 * I'm in a truck with no plan but I got you, fam * 196 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:54,401 * I'm colder than an icicle 197 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,336 * My feet froze like a popsicle * 198 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,305 -Dylan! -What? 199 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,642 I'm sorry. I rap when I get nervous 200 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,732 and when I get stuck in delivery trucks. 201 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:06,980 No, look, I found a blanket. 202 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,217 Yes! That's exactly what we... 203 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,519 Oh, man. 204 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,521 This isn't a blanket. 205 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:17,424 This is a big, dirty, filthy rag. 206 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:18,726 Give it to me. 207 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:21,194 No, it's mine. I found it. 208 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,430 Come on, man. Sharing is caring. 209 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:24,832 No, it's not. 210 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,635 Give it. It's mine. Give... 211 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:32,706 Oh, we're gonna freeze. 212 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,709 Come on, man. No, we won't. 213 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,179 We may be trapped in here, but someone is gonna find us. 214 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,716 We just need to find a way to stay warm until then. 215 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:47,755 Um, maybe there's a real blanket 216 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,658 or some warm clothes in one of these boxes. 217 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,281 But we can't go through other people's stuff. 218 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:57,364 Bro, all this junk is being returned to stores. 219 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,767 Besides, this is an emergency. 220 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,250 Where's your squirrel scouts' spirit? 221 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,972 Right. 222 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,113 Christmas lights. 223 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,717 Silverware. 224 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,388 Portable toaster. 225 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:25,592 [Charlie] Egh. Blankets. 226 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,195 Some books. 227 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,699 Wait. Blankets? 228 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,601 Blankets! 229 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,972 Yeah! 230 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:50,784 Man, this sure would be nice if we found some snacks too. 231 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:54,688 Or some long pants. 232 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:59,693 Maybe just one or two more boxes. 233 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,542 Babe, don't you think it's weird? 234 00:11:15,543 --> 00:11:18,010 I mean, we haven't heard a peep out of Dylan and Charlie 235 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,913 since we sent them to their room. 236 00:11:19,914 --> 00:11:21,781 Yeah, I was actually looking forward 237 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,117 to using my deep, "What'd I tell you?" voice. 238 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:27,219 I think it's the longest they've gone in a week 239 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,521 without fighting. 240 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,759 Mm. Yeah, well, maybe they actually listened to you 241 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,127 and talked it out. 242 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,966 Think we should give them another chance? 243 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,599 It is Christmas Eve. 244 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,634 Okay. All right, just not the eyes. 245 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,203 All right? 246 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,106 Dylan, Charlie! 247 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:53,814 Dylan, Charlie! 248 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,524 Oh, so y'all gonna just not respond? 249 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,294 It's like that? Y'all think... 250 00:12:07,295 --> 00:12:09,862 You ain't punking me in front of my momma! 251 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,965 And I didn't even use my deep voice. 252 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,103 When I call you, you... 253 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:22,042 You know what? Since you don't wanna answer me, 254 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,878 you can stay in there even longer! 255 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,880 See if I care. 256 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,984 Kids. 257 00:12:30,985 --> 00:12:33,152 [Viola] Hey. [knocking on door] 258 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,655 -[Rebecca] It's for me. -How do you do it? 259 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,299 -[Viola] Practice. -[Yasmine] Ugh. 260 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,531 What do you have there? 261 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,100 I'm so glad you asked, Momma. 262 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,139 I decided to order you a last-minute gift, 263 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,014 same-day delivery and everything. 264 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,944 Oh, that's so sweet, sweetie. 265 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,413 So... 266 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,084 Ooh, nice wrapping. 267 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,724 Do you love it? 268 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,863 -Um. -[Rebecca] It's a gift, right? 269 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,364 So you must love it. 270 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:21,001 I think you should put it on right now. 271 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,340 Okay, mm-hmm. 272 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,712 So? 273 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,884 I love it. 274 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,418 Really? 275 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,954 Of course I do. 276 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,490 I mean, it's so... 277 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,192 Loud, hideous. 278 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,194 Disturbingly grotesque. 279 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,796 Exactly the words I was not thinking. 280 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,599 You know, Mom, if you don't love it, 281 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:53,901 you can just tell me. 282 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,335 I won't be offended. 283 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,904 [Yasmine] Don't be so silly. 284 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,939 How could I not love something 285 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,541 that smells so much like... 286 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,111 Air freshener. 287 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:05,913 Okay, you two. 288 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,982 Something stinks and it's not that thing. 289 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,451 Well, not just that thing. 290 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,653 What's going on? 291 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,957 Grandma V, I love you, 292 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,459 but I'm not so sure about my gift. 293 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:23,430 I wanted to tell you, but Mom said it wasn't polite. 294 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,099 Ah, sweetie. 295 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,935 Move, tree. 296 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,404 I'm glad you told me the truth. 297 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,940 I'm a tough cookie. 298 00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,140 You can't hurt my feelings. 299 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,742 You aren't gonna do it. 300 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,577 That goes for you too. 301 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:42,950 Besides, Calanetta has an amazing return policy. 302 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,551 But... 303 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:50,657 Calanetta? This is from Calanetta? 304 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:54,361 That's right, and I dropped a pretty penny on it too. 305 00:14:54,362 --> 00:14:56,262 The young person at the store told me 306 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,831 that it was gonna be all the rage this spring, 307 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,667 but since you don't like it... 308 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,369 Oh, you can't have this. 309 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,704 I love it! Oh, my gosh. 310 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,507 I need to go take selfies in this right now! 311 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,210 I love it, I love it, I love it! 312 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,312 [squealing] 313 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:20,653 Man, thank goodness for portable generators. 314 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,466 Why'd you pause it? 315 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,003 Don't tell me you wanna argue some more. 316 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,705 Nah, kinda the opposite. 317 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,374 I owe you an apology, Charlie. 318 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,011 It's my fault we been fighting so much. 319 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,180 And it's my fault we got stuck in this truck. 320 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,182 So what's going on with you? 321 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,519 I guess it started when I talked to my mom, like, a week ago. 322 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,487 She was supposed to stop by for Christmas this year, 323 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,791 but, you know, something came up. 324 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,861 Holidays is just tough, I guess. 325 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,630 At least you have me. 326 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,033 And we're warm and have snacks. 327 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,868 And I don't even have to go the bathroom anymore. 328 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,839 Or I didn't until I said that. 329 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,343 Yeah. I know. You're right. 330 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,545 I'm pretty lucky, I guess. 331 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:32,125 [gentle hissing] 332 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,960 What the... 333 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,462 Snow? 334 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,297 I found this snow machine, 335 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,632 and since you miss your mom and Chicago, 336 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,834 I thought it would be a nice touch. 337 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,507 Charlie, this is better than nice. 338 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,377 You're the best, man. Merry Christmas. 339 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,845 Merry Christmas to you too, Dylan. 340 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,490 Ooh, the pastry pockets. 341 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,845 This is actually pretty nice, huh? 342 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,349 Yeah, we're a good team. 343 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,784 I'm lucky to have a cousin like you. 344 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,189 Cousins? Yo. 345 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,859 We live together and we argue together. 346 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,896 And we survived being trapped in a freezing truck together. 347 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,698 And there's snow. 348 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,235 We're not cousins anymore. 349 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,936 We're brothers. 350 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,273 I mean, if you wanna be or whatever. 351 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,974 Brothers. 352 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,049 Man, I wonder why all this stuff's being sent back. 353 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,651 It all works fine. 354 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,158 And I wonder why you had to say that. 355 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,826 So much for our comfy Christmas. 356 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,028 Hey, bro. 357 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,165 We still have each other. 358 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:21,201 And there's nowhere else I'd rather be right now 359 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,502 than here with you. 360 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,803 [knocking] 361 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,538 Oh, thank goodness. 362 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,707 Get us out of here. 363 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,345 Now what on Earth 364 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,181 are the two of you doing in here? 365 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:38,551 [indistinct rambling] 366 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,788 All right, okay, okay, that's a lot. 367 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,457 It looks like I came by at the right time. 368 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,394 If you two will head that way, 369 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,304 you'll find the main security gate 370 00:18:49,305 --> 00:18:51,663 and the guard there can help get you home. 371 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,864 -You're the best. -All right? Come on. 372 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,600 -Thank you, thank you. -Now come down here. 373 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,969 -[Dylan] We're free! -[Charlie] We're free! 374 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,941 Ooh, cookies. 375 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,249 -Look at how cute she was. -Dad. 376 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,751 Christmas Eve snacks. 377 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,393 What? It's surprisingly comfy. 378 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,264 -Myles. -[Myles] Yes. 379 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,074 You said they came to pick up the fridge today, right? 380 00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:29,134 Oh, yeah, absolutely, just like I promised. 381 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,804 Then why is the fridge still in the mudroom? 382 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,875 I wasn't expecting two refrigerators. 383 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,344 Merry Christmas, baby. 384 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,045 I'll take one. 385 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,650 Did you two just come from outside? 386 00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:44,950 Did you just come from the forest? 387 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,686 -Uh, Myles. -Excuse me. 388 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,756 [clearing throat] Yes, what's going on? 389 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:54,594 We're so sorry! [indistinct rambling] 390 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,963 Okay. Okay. 391 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,831 I'm so sorry, sir. 392 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,633 It appears we accidentally tried 393 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,603 to return your children to the store. 394 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,504 I am so confused. 395 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,672 So am I. 396 00:20:05,673 --> 00:20:07,038 Well, if it's any consolation, 397 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,041 we'd like to offer you this coupon. 398 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,479 Wait a minute. 399 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,782 We've been missing for hours. 400 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,917 Did you not even know we were gone? 401 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:25,392 Wow. I mean, wow, man. 402 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,328 I think we have a lot to talk about. 403 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,464 Um, thank you for returning our children. 404 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,614 No problem, ma'am. 405 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,701 I promise this hardly ever happens. 406 00:20:34,702 --> 00:20:36,067 I'll just take one of these cookies 407 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,437 and get out of your hair. 408 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,912 [Myles] Yeah, help yourself. 409 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,910 Thanks for the ride, Walter, and thank Nick for us too. 410 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,712 Nick? Who's Nick? 411 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,980 Uh, the other security guard. 412 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,883 Um, I think his name tag said Nick. 413 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,152 He's the one who got us out the truck. 414 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,788 Oh, sorry, kid. You must be mistaken. 415 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,224 I'm the only security guard on the lot. 416 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,327 Must be a Christmas miracle 417 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,562 or your brain's been nuts from the cold. 418 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,332 Either way, take care. 419 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,372 What? 420 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:15,107 If Walter was the only security guard... 421 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,909 Then who's the guy with the beard 422 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,778 who let us out of the truck? 423 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,481 The guy with the big red suit. 424 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,350 Named Nick. 425 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,085 -Could it be? -No. 426 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,087 Could it? 427 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,192 -Santa Claus! -Santa Claus! 428 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,995 Yeah, we just got saved by Santa Claus! 429 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:40,367 If you guys didn't get us the gifts- 430 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,668 Oh, man. 431 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,170 What a way to spend Christmas Eve. 432 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,986 Oh, man, what a way to spend Christmas Eve. 433 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:06,759 [music] 434 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,421 [music] 435 00:22:34,422 --> 00:22:35,771 [music] 436 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:40,322 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30398

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