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[music]
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Okay. Let the meeting of
Chief Executive Officers
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of the label yet
to be named, begin.
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Okay, so how many artists
who want to be signed
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sent over their music?
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[sighs] None.
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Charlie, can you read that back
to me, please?
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Dylan: How many artists
who want to be signed
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sent us their music?
Rebecca: None.
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Great job, Charlie.
I think we got everything.
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So what's next?
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Well, we need to keep
moving towards our label's
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official launch party.
It's set for a month from now.
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Question: What good is a
launch party
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when there's no one
to launch it to?
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Charlie brings up a good point.
No one knows about our label.
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And if our launch party
is gonna pop,
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then we need to
better promote it.
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Which is hard
when our money's low.
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Correction: Really low.
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What? Don't hate me,
hate last week's transcripts.
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Knock, knock. Hey, hey, hey.
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Look at you. Young, gifted
and black. Mm-mm-mm.
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I don't mean to interrupt.
I just thought maybe you could
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use some snacks while you
plan your musical takeover.
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So who's in the mood
for some grill cheeses?
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Nah. No, thanks.
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If you're offering,
I'll take one.
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-Me, too.
-All right, cool.
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Well, I don't wanna be left out.
I'll take one, too.
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Oh. All right.
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-Oh, uh, lightly grilled.
-Got it.
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Ooh, and with the
crusts cut off.
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Hmm.
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Oh and can you cut it,
you know, diagonally?
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Baby, you are so specific.
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I'm a CEO now, Dad.
I have to be specific.
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Get back to work.
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Okay, so we need to make sure
that our label capitalizes
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on the fact that we got
the Pi'erre Bourne
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on our first single.
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So far the only promotion
we've done is by word of mouth.
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Grandma's mouth to be specific.
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She told everyone
at church about us.
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Yeah, I know.
Thanks to Grandma,
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the church organist
keeps hitting me up,
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asking to be on our next song.
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Myrtle can make
those pipes sing.
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The future of this label
depends on getting the
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word out to more people.
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[phone rings]
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Hello.
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Sister Myrtle,
for the last time,
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my tracks don't need an
organist. Thank you. Amen.
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Dylan. There's a Myrtle
in the living room.
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And she is not happy.
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[growls in frustration]
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Make sure to tell Myrtle
that Charlie says hi.
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[music]
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♪ From the Chi down in ATL
Family living well ♪
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♪ Uncle Myles ain't
understand my style ♪
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♪ Had to show and tell
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♪ Auntie Yaz said
I'm good at math ♪
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♪ I should never fail
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♪ And cousin Becca
She a steppa ♪
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♪ Charlie rollin' with the kid
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♪ Yeah, ah [WHO?]
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♪ You gonna love Young Dylan
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♪ Yeah, ah [WHO?]
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♪ Who gonna love Young Dylan
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♪ Yeah, ah [WHO?]
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♪ Who gonna love Young Dylan
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♪ Yeah, ah [WHO?]
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♪ You gonna love Young Dylan
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♪ Yeah, ah [WHO?]
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♪ Who gonna love Young Dylan
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♪ [You gonna love Young Dylan]
Yeah, ah [WHO?] ♪
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♪ You gonna love Young Dylan
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[music]
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Hey, Dylan. I got your text
to meet at your locker.
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I also got your text,
but I decided to ignore it,
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and wonder how you got
my new phone number.
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I have my ways.
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I didn't get a text.
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Bro, you're standing
right next to me.
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Still would've been nice.
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Just tell me what's so urgent.
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I figured out how
our label could get
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a ton of free publicity.
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Look, those kids are watching
Blazin' Hot Takes.
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Isn't it that internet show
where people go head-to-head
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with the host eating
spicy chicken nuggets
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that get hotter and hotter?
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Yeah. And while they do,
they get to talk about
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whatever they want, like a brand
new label they're starting.
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No one ever gets to talk because
their mouths are on fire.
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That's what I told him.
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Well, I love me some
Blazin' Hot Takes.
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My dad got me into it.
He knows the producers.
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Well, I think my idea
is pretty genius.
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Wrong. Eating hot nuggets
on that show makes the guests
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look like fools.
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Yeah, because there's
such a thing as too hot.
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And what makes you
such an expert?
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For one, I'm the only spicy
food eater in our house.
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And two, I'm growing my own
peppers in the backyard.
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I am creating one that'll
be the hottest in the world.
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I call it the Swelter Pepper.
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Hm. I had no idea my cuz-o was
a pepper aficionado. Respect.
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Look, Dylan, even if you
wanted to get on that show,
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Blazin' Hot Takes is so popular
that there's probably a list
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a mile long to get on it.
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Well, I could ask my dad
to talk to the producers
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and get you on if you want.
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-Thanks, Bethany.
-Don't mention it.
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Yeah. Thanks, boo.
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Don't mention that either.
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Yo, everybody!
Your boy, Young Dylan
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is gonna be on
Blazin' Hot Takes!
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Dylan, no.
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Dylan, yes. I have a plan that
will keep my mouth from turning
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into a forest fire and
get the publicity that we need.
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It's foolproof.
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Yeah. You're a fool
and you keep proving it.
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[music]
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[TV] Okay, Kyle,
you're our next contestant on
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I Can Do That,
I Am Not A Scaredy Cat.
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All right, for $15,000,
put this tiny birthday hat
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on the head of that king cobra.
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That cobra does not look happy.
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[TV] I can't do that!
I'm a scaredy cat!
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Ah, big ole baby.
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Please. You would've
chickened out, too.
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Pfft. No, I wouldn't.
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Son, you don't have an
adventurous bone in your body.
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Myles has soft boneyitis.
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He gets it from his
daddy's side of the family.
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Oh. Ooh-ooh. Wow!
Mama got jokes!
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I'm adventurous!
Right, baby?
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Well...
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The most adventurous thing
you've done recently
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is switch deodorants.
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And you might wanna
consider switching back.
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In this defense,
it is all natural.
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All I know is I'm more
adventurous than the woman
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who won't use chopsticks because
she says it gives her splinters.
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That-that's not why
I don't use them.
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They're not even real wood.
That's exactly why.
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I-I-I don't use them.
That's why I don't--!
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[TV] Do you wanna show
the haters that you're cool
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and adventurous?
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-I most certainly do.
-Yes, I do.
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[TV] Then you should
get in touch with me,
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Matt of Matt's Mobile Tatts. The
tattoo shop that comes to you.
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What are you doing?
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I am gonna get a tattoo.
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And prove to you
how adventurous I am.
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Yeah, that's funny.
That-that-that's crazy
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'cause yeah, I was thinking
the exact same thing. Yeah.
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Guys, this is silly.
A tattoo is permanent.
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Can't you just agree
that you're both...
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adventurous?
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-No.
-No.
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[music]
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Welcome. Welcome,
welcome to another
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amazing hot episode
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of Blazin' Hot Takes!
[horn blowing]
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Whoo! Where if you can't take
the heat, you got to get the
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heck off my show!
Y'all know how I do it.
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You've seen the show.
Well, guess what?
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Joining me today is
local rapper, Young Dylan
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who has some very exciting news
he would like to share
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with my very, very, very large
and loyal viewers.
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Glad to be here, Norwood.
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Oh, well, I'm glad to have you,
Young Dylan. So um,
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you are familiar with the show?
I mean, that is the number one
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streaming show for people
eight to eighty. All right?
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So this is how
we're gonna do it.
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We're both going to eat five
hot chicken nuggests. Whoo!
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Don't they look good?
Don't they look good?
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All right, so now we're gonna
eat five chicken nuggets
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drenched in hot sauce.
And from left to right,
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each sauce will get
hotter and hotter.
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And you can feel free to stop
whenever the hot gets too hot!
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[laughing]
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Got it, Norwood.
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Okay, you got it!
So let's start.
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Whoo!
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Whoo! Mm. That was hot.
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I hear you're starting
a new label.
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Oh, actually, it's going to be
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Atlanta's hottest new label.
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You know, Def Jam, Bad Boy,
Rockafel--
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Hold on. Slow down, Young Dylan.
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See, you can't push your label
until you eat your first nugget.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Whoo! Yes.
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Dylan, what are you doing?
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Oh, you know, Norwood,
I don't eat chicken.
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So I'll just keep
talking about my label.
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-Def Jam, Bad Boy.
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Sorry, Young Dylan.
If you don't eat a nugget,
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you cannot tell my viewers
about your label.
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I'm so sorry.
But! [laughing]
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Fortunately for you,
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we have some
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vegetarian hot chicken nuggets.
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Oh, yeah!
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-Lucky me.
-Yeah, lucky you!
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-Now, help yourself.
-Okay.
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Uh...
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Vegetarian.
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Good, right?
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Mm. It's actually more
flavorful than [screams]
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[laughing hysterically]
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Oh! Look at him! Look at him!
Look at him!
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Why don't you try some milk?
Try the milk, the milk!
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It'll help. It'll help you.
Do the milk. Do the milk.
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Oh yeah, that'll help you.
Oh yeah. [laughing]
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Whoa! [screaming]
Not helping! Hotter now!
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It's a lie!
It didn't do nothing!
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[Norwood laughing]
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[Dylan screaming]
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Local rapper, Young Dylan!
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[laughing]
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Well, I guess Young Dylan
is a loser!
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She's the CEO, whoa!
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Oh, he just threw her up
under the bus. You see that?
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Just threw the CEO.
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And then threw her right
up under the bus.
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Come on over here, young CEO.
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Would like to tell everyone
about your dope hip-hop label?
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Um...
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[Dylan panting]
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We started a hip-hop label to
help unsigned, un-- [crying]
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So hot! So hot!
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[laughing]
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All right, guys!
Thank you!
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Hey, that means somebody
else is down and out!
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But I tell you what, catch us
next week on another episode
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of Blazin' Hot Takes!
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[horn blowing]
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[music]
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You just had to go on
Blazin' Hot Takes.
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Thanks to you we
looked like clowns.
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00:10:40,704 --> 00:10:42,619
And everyone at school
is talking about us.
247
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,709
I know.
248
00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,581
No one will take us
or our label seriously now.
249
00:10:47,711 --> 00:10:50,149
I know.
Mistakes were made, Rebecca.
250
00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:52,499
Snot bubbles from that spicy
sauce were also made.
251
00:10:52,629 --> 00:10:54,501
And viewed by everyone!
252
00:10:54,631 --> 00:10:57,373
Don't forget about
what they heard. Hmm.
253
00:10:57,504 --> 00:11:00,637
I didn't know a human body
could make those sounds.
254
00:11:00,768 --> 00:11:01,377
[sighs]
255
00:11:02,465 --> 00:11:04,250
But...
256
00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:07,557
Don't worry.
I actually can fix this.
257
00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:10,604
We should go back
on Blazin' Hot Takes.
258
00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:13,694
That hot sauce must
have gone to your brain!
259
00:11:13,824 --> 00:11:16,349
It's the only way we can erase
that L and get a win for us
260
00:11:16,479 --> 00:11:20,309
-and our label.
-And what if we take a second L?
261
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:24,313
Hmm. I hadn't considered that
when I had Bethany talk to her
262
00:11:24,444 --> 00:11:26,794
father about asking the producer
to bring us back on the show
263
00:11:26,924 --> 00:11:28,187
in a few days.
264
00:11:28,317 --> 00:11:29,971
[screams]
265
00:11:30,885 --> 00:11:32,060
What are you doing?
266
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,193
I'm calling the show
and stopping this.
267
00:11:36,978 --> 00:11:39,850
Hi. Yes, this is Rebecca Wilson.
268
00:11:39,981 --> 00:11:43,027
Yes, the face slapper.
269
00:11:43,158 --> 00:11:47,641
The most viewed episode of
Blazin' Hot Takes. So great.
270
00:11:47,771 --> 00:11:52,907
[sighs] Look, Dylan and I
won't be doing another episode.
271
00:11:53,037 --> 00:11:57,999
Uh-huh. Perfect. Thank you.
272
00:11:58,130 --> 00:11:59,392
So what did they say?
273
00:11:59,522 --> 00:12:01,045
They said if we didn't
do another episode,
274
00:12:01,176 --> 00:12:02,873
Norwood's gonna put
our crying faces on billboards
275
00:12:03,004 --> 00:12:04,310
all around town.
276
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,182
Everyone in Atlanta
will laugh at us!
277
00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:09,663
Yeah, even the lunch ladies were
clowning them for--
278
00:12:12,187 --> 00:12:14,407
I'll call you back.
279
00:12:14,537 --> 00:12:16,365
[door shuts]
280
00:12:18,498 --> 00:12:20,500
[sighs]
281
00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:24,808
That's it! Charlie's the
answer to all of this.
282
00:12:24,939 --> 00:12:28,116
He grows peppers and
he loves to cook spicy stuff.
283
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,162
He can give us tips
on how to eat hot sauce
284
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,816
and not have our faces melt.
285
00:12:32,947 --> 00:12:36,733
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but that's actually a good plan.
286
00:12:36,864 --> 00:12:38,300
Good job, brain.
287
00:12:38,431 --> 00:12:40,607
[music]
288
00:12:40,737 --> 00:12:44,524
Who's the hottest wittle pepper
in the whole wide world?
289
00:12:44,654 --> 00:12:47,962
You are. That's right.
290
00:12:48,092 --> 00:12:51,095
You're the hottest wittle
pepper. Hottest wittle pepper.
291
00:12:51,226 --> 00:12:53,663
I wasn't talking to my pepper,
you were!
292
00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:55,230
Stop being weird.
293
00:12:55,361 --> 00:12:57,450
Yeah, we need to go back on
Blazin' Hot Takes
294
00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:59,669
and last long enough
to promote our label.
295
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:03,412
So we need you to teach us how
to handle eating spicy foods.
296
00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:05,893
Intriguing.
297
00:13:06,023 --> 00:13:07,503
Just not those.
298
00:13:07,634 --> 00:13:12,073
[laughs] No one is
ready for this baby!
299
00:13:12,204 --> 00:13:14,771
If I help you, you must agree
to do everything I say
300
00:13:14,902 --> 00:13:16,469
and not question my technique.
301
00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:17,861
-Fine.
-Okay.
302
00:13:17,992 --> 00:13:21,691
Just so you know,
303
00:13:21,822 --> 00:13:24,259
I'll push you to
the brink of destruction.
304
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:28,916
But then I'll rebuild your mouth
stronger than ever before.
305
00:13:29,046 --> 00:13:30,352
-Fine.
-Okay.
306
00:13:30,483 --> 00:13:33,834
[music]
307
00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:38,055
Listen up, maggots!
308
00:13:38,186 --> 00:13:41,233
Do you wanna be heat eaters?
309
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,625
-Yes.
-Yes.
310
00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:45,846
Good, because after today,
you will be ready
311
00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:47,761
for Blazin' Hot Takes!
312
00:13:47,891 --> 00:13:52,331
-Just one question.
-What is it, maggot?
313
00:13:52,461 --> 00:13:54,158
What's with the water?
314
00:13:54,289 --> 00:13:56,291
Before we can
start your training,
315
00:13:56,422 --> 00:13:59,033
we need to clean your palate.
316
00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:00,991
I like to work
with a clean canvas.
317
00:14:01,122 --> 00:14:03,429
So drink up!
318
00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:07,041
One, drinky, drinky.
319
00:14:08,869 --> 00:14:11,306
[coughing]
320
00:14:11,437 --> 00:14:13,482
Ah! Spicy water!
321
00:14:13,613 --> 00:14:15,963
Charlie, why?
322
00:14:16,093 --> 00:14:19,227
If you can drink spicy water,
you can eat spicy food!
323
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,751
Now, let's get training!
324
00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:23,144
[blows whistle]
325
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:28,758
You're holding a chip covered in
Carolina Reaper Pepper dust.
326
00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:33,546
Or aka, the lava chip.
327
00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:36,940
Uh, Charlie,
are you sure this is safe?
328
00:14:37,071 --> 00:14:38,246
No.
329
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,379
Eat it!
330
00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:44,992
[crunching]
331
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:54,306
[coughing]
332
00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:58,135
Want some water?
333
00:15:03,227 --> 00:15:09,146
[music]
334
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:15,849
You're ready.
335
00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:18,330
[music]
336
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:24,640
All right. Hasn't this
gone on long enough?
337
00:15:24,771 --> 00:15:27,513
If you stop right now,
I'll take you out for ice cream.
338
00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:30,733
Under normal circumstances,
butter pecan or as I say,
339
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,997
Georgia butter pecan
would be delish.
340
00:15:34,128 --> 00:15:38,698
But no one and I mean, no one
tells me I'm not adventurous!
341
00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:42,745
And no one is going
to tell me that either.
342
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:45,966
Look, a tattoo isn't
a solution to an argument.
343
00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:48,272
Just talk it out.
You're not children.
344
00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:50,144
Well, would a child get this?
345
00:15:50,274 --> 00:15:52,276
A scared little child would.
346
00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:54,757
I was thinking about something
a little bit more adventurous!
347
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:55,889
What about this?
348
00:15:56,019 --> 00:15:57,934
-Oh, oh.
-You know...
349
00:15:58,065 --> 00:15:59,762
This!
How's that?
350
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,416
Yeah, well...
351
00:16:01,547 --> 00:16:02,983
You don't even know what
that is. It's unidentifiable.
352
00:16:03,113 --> 00:16:04,027
You're right. I don't.
353
00:16:04,158 --> 00:16:07,335
Both of those are gonna rock.
354
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,555
Now which one of you
wants to go first?
355
00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:17,127
No worries. In prison, I learned
to tattoo with both hands!
356
00:16:17,258 --> 00:16:18,172
Now...
357
00:16:18,302 --> 00:16:20,435
[tattoo machine buzzing]
358
00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:21,871
You can get your tattoos
at the same time.
359
00:16:22,002 --> 00:16:25,658
[buzzing]
360
00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:28,487
Great.
Great.
361
00:16:28,617 --> 00:16:31,185
Yeah.
362
00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:37,060
[buzzing]
363
00:16:37,191 --> 00:16:38,714
A new record.
364
00:16:38,845 --> 00:16:42,892
Welcome to another episode of
Blazin' Hot Takes!
365
00:16:43,023 --> 00:16:44,720
[horn blows]
366
00:16:44,851 --> 00:16:48,637
Joining me today are some
guests you may remember.
367
00:16:48,768 --> 00:16:52,598
Young Dylan and Rebecca Wilson,
but just in case you didn't,
368
00:16:52,728 --> 00:16:55,252
here's a little recap.
369
00:16:55,383 --> 00:16:58,560
If you do nothing!
[laughing]
370
00:16:58,691 --> 00:17:02,477
[screaming]
371
00:17:02,608 --> 00:17:05,524
I would say you had to be here,
but you was here!
372
00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:09,397
Let's welcome back
Young Dylan and Rebecca Wilson
373
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,183
for some more fun.
[clapping]
374
00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:19,320
All right.
I like the confidence.
375
00:17:19,451 --> 00:17:20,930
All right, so you guys
remember the rules.
376
00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:23,629
You pitch your label,
you gotta eat a nugget.
377
00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:25,152
Here we go.
378
00:17:25,282 --> 00:17:28,808
Whoo, that looks good.
379
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:34,857
Why don't I just
start it like this?
380
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:37,643
Whoo!
381
00:17:37,773 --> 00:17:40,689
You wanna tell us
about your label?
382
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,174
All right, look at y'all.
So who would like to start?
383
00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:49,611
We started our label because so
many artists go ignored
384
00:17:49,742 --> 00:17:51,700
by big labels.
385
00:17:51,831 --> 00:17:53,659
Ooh, look at that little CEO
just slide it in there,
386
00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:56,139
didn't she? Okay.
387
00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:59,099
All right. How about uh...
388
00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:00,666
Tell me a little more.
389
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:05,671
-Mm.
-Mm-hmm.
390
00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:10,327
Are you okay?
391
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,547
Did it just get hot in here?
392
00:18:15,985 --> 00:18:19,032
We want to give them a chance
to make the music
393
00:18:19,162 --> 00:18:20,686
that they want to make.
394
00:18:20,816 --> 00:18:23,384
We don't want our artists to
feel pressure, but [coughs]
395
00:18:23,515 --> 00:18:26,082
Second nugget...
Too hot!
396
00:18:26,213 --> 00:18:30,696
All right, well, there you go!
One down and then there was two!
397
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:37,964
[laughing] You don't
wanna try the milk?
398
00:18:38,094 --> 00:18:39,443
Where were we?
399
00:18:39,574 --> 00:18:41,750
You were talking
about your artists.
400
00:18:41,881 --> 00:18:45,711
Oh yeah. Okay, you got this.
[sighs]
401
00:18:45,841 --> 00:18:47,408
We don't want the artists to
feel the pressure
402
00:18:47,539 --> 00:18:51,151
that the big labels--
403
00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:53,370
Excuse me.
404
00:18:56,373 --> 00:18:58,680
[screaming loudly]
405
00:19:01,161 --> 00:19:03,555
[screaming continues]
406
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,775
That's what we've been waiting
for! [laughing]
407
00:19:06,906 --> 00:19:08,603
[music]
408
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,257
[music]
409
00:19:10,387 --> 00:19:12,694
What happened?
410
00:19:12,825 --> 00:19:14,261
[Myles] Yup. I'm doin' it.
411
00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:17,177
You two passed out the moment
the needle touched your arm.
412
00:19:17,307 --> 00:19:19,179
So where's my tattoo?
413
00:19:19,309 --> 00:19:23,139
Bro, I have a strict never
tattoo anyone unconscious rule.
414
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:27,013
So maybe we're not the most
adventurous people, but...
415
00:19:27,143 --> 00:19:28,318
I'm okay with that.
416
00:19:28,449 --> 00:19:31,408
Me, too. Yeah.
417
00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:37,937
Mom, look. Look, look, look.
We got little black dots.
418
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:42,158
So technically,
we did get a tattoo.
419
00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,378
Well, would you look at that.
420
00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:46,815
Who's not adventurous?
421
00:19:46,946 --> 00:19:48,425
Oh, excuse me.
422
00:19:48,556 --> 00:19:51,428
So do we get a
discount for dots?
423
00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:54,954
No.
Besides, I did a full tattoo.
424
00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:57,609
-On who?
-On me.
425
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,611
-Yeah, right.
-Yeah, right.
426
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:04,180
Excuse you. I might be a mom,
but I do have a wild side, too.
427
00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:08,184
She didn't squirm or wince once.
428
00:20:08,315 --> 00:20:09,446
She's one tough cookie.
429
00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:11,100
So what'd you get?
430
00:20:11,231 --> 00:20:15,322
[laughing]
431
00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:16,366
Baby, what'd you--
What'd you get?
432
00:20:16,497 --> 00:20:19,239
[music]
433
00:20:19,369 --> 00:20:22,634
All right. All right. We'll see
you next week for a new episode
434
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:26,376
-of--
-Not so fast.
435
00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:28,117
And who are you, kid?
436
00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:32,513
I'm his cousin, her brother,
and your worst nightmare.
437
00:20:32,644 --> 00:20:35,385
-Let's dance.
-[Norwood laughs]
438
00:20:35,516 --> 00:20:38,519
Okay.
Oh, my worst nightmare.
439
00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:43,916
That's cute. What is that?
440
00:20:44,046 --> 00:20:47,093
It's a hot pepper that I created
and it's called,
441
00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:49,878
the Swelter Pepper.
442
00:20:50,009 --> 00:20:53,665
Ooh, the Swelter Pepper.
I'm afraid.
443
00:20:55,841 --> 00:20:59,932
It burns, but it's so good.
Your turn.
444
00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:03,544
[sighs]
445
00:21:03,675 --> 00:21:04,676
You're not scared
of a little boy
446
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:05,546
and his homegrown pepper,
are you?
447
00:21:05,677 --> 00:21:07,548
No, I'm not, little boy.
448
00:21:07,679 --> 00:21:09,942
Then take a bite,
if you're not scared.
449
00:21:18,602 --> 00:21:20,779
See? Nothing.
450
00:21:21,475 --> 00:21:23,433
Three.
451
00:21:23,564 --> 00:21:25,174
Two.
452
00:21:25,305 --> 00:21:26,523
One.
453
00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:30,223
Zero. [screams]
454
00:21:30,353 --> 00:21:32,312
I think my head is melting.
I don't like you, kid!
455
00:21:32,442 --> 00:21:35,315
Oh, mama!
Mama!
456
00:21:35,445 --> 00:21:38,013
So the bottom line is, we want
artists who are tired of feeling
457
00:21:38,144 --> 00:21:39,972
like they're not good enough.
458
00:21:40,102 --> 00:21:41,451
Artists who have been
grinding for years,
459
00:21:41,582 --> 00:21:43,584
but just need a chance.
460
00:21:43,715 --> 00:21:46,152
If this is you,
give our label a shot.
461
00:21:46,282 --> 00:21:47,849
We promise we're on your side
and we won't quit
462
00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:50,025
till the world hears your music.
463
00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:54,073
[horn blowing]
464
00:21:54,203 --> 00:21:55,161
[Norwood panting]
465
00:21:55,291 --> 00:22:00,949
[music]
466
00:22:02,472 --> 00:22:06,694
[music]
467
00:22:32,328 --> 00:22:33,373
[music]
468
00:22:34,548 --> 00:22:36,898
[music]
469
00:22:36,948 --> 00:22:41,498
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