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[music]
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[humming]
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Good morning.
Good morning.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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-Dad.
-Hm?
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Why are you dressed
like Captain Jack Sparrow?
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Well, because your
mother and I have entered
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into a local
ballroom competition.
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Ew, why?
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Because the Millers are
competing
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and they think they can beat us
at everything.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Didn't they crush you
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in bowling last week, and
ping pong the week before that?
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Oh, and can't forget they
beat you for yard of the month.
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Oh, wow, Charlie, that's
amazing.
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You can remember all that,
but can't remember
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to do your chores.
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Anyway, we are going to crush
the Millers.
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We are going to dance salsa
circles around the Millers.
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And everybody knows the key
to a good salsa is...
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-Cilantro?
-A salsa shirt.
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-Oh.
-A salsa shirt.
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-Mm-hmm.
-A salsa shirt.
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Bam, boom, hey, boom, hey,
boom, yeah.
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Okay, you kids get going or
you're gonna be late
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for school, all right?
[kids groaning]
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Come on, guys.
School isn't that bad.
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But Principal Matthews is.
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Ever since someone planted
one little stink bomb...
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Which I'm sure went off
by accident,
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and that person is probably
really, really sorry.
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Okay, my point is
Principal Matthews
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has been principaling harder
than usual.
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So we definitely shouldn't be
late.
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Uh, hold on, I gotta do
something real quick.
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Do you know, Principal Matthews
is trying to ban sneakers
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because he says shoelaces can be
dangerous?
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The man won't rest until we're
all wearing loafers!
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Yep, loafers, mm-hmm.
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Rebecca, what have you
been doing
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on your laptop all morning
anyway?
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-What laptop?
-The one right in front of you.
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Uh, what?
It's nothing.
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That seems like a super strange
and suspicious overreaction.
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Yeah, you're being
a real secret agent with it.
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What?
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No, no, I'm just reading an
essay.
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-Care to read it?
-Um, no.
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Okay then, let's go.
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Is it me, or does Rebecca seem
a little bit weird to you?
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Charlie, Rebecca reads an essay
before school for fun.
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So yes, she seems weird to me.
[music]
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* Ma knew I was important,
not a regular guy *
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* Everybody, follow me,
I'ma take you on a trip *
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* Buckle up, let's go
I'm a get you all a hit *
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* I'm a star--came up
from a block in Chi Town *
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* Livin' large
I'm trying to balance school *
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* And these bars
Came far *
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* Ain't no better feeling
I tell 'em *
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* You gonna love Young Dylan
Hey, Young Dylan *
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* Young Dylan
Young Dylan *
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* Young Dylan
Young Dylan *
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* I tell 'em you gonna
love Young Dylan *
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[music]
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[knocking]
Hey, bestie.
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-Hey, bestie!
-Okay, what secret thing
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do you have going
with that laptop?
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We don't have secrets,
do we?
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Fine.
[sighs]
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You're right.
You know Helpful Hannah,
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that super cool, interesting,
popular,
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juicy new advice website that
everybody at school's
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-been obsessing about lately?
-Um, yes! I live on there.
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Hannah hooked me up.
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She's the reason I froth my
almond milk
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before it goes in my cereal.
Delish and nutrish.
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Ah, yes.
I have to say that that advice
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is some of my finest work.
You're welcome.
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-Your finest work?
-Yep.
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It's my website.
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-I'm Helpful Hannah.
-[gasps] What? How?
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When?
And am I the only one who knows?
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Yes, so shh!
You can't tell a soul.
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People think Hannah's
some mysterious, wise woman.
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They might unsubscribe
if they knew they were
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getting their advice from a kid.
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Look, you're
at 7,000 subscribers.
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Yup, saving the world one click
at a time. [chuckles]
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How 'bout this one?
I used to be so hip,
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but now everyone thinks
I'm wiggity wack.
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Oh, brother.
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What should I do to show the
people around me
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that I'm not just some
party pooper?
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Signed, Captain Cool.
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Hm, ooh!
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Dear Captain Cool, sounds like
you need some fun in your life.
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And what says fun like an
unexpected gift?
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Ooh, that's good, girl!
I like donuts.
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And people who give me donuts.
Maybe he should do that.
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Yes.
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Small gift for the people around
you will take you
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from zero to hero in no time.
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Start small by giving them a
donut.
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Everyone loves donuts.
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Look at us, so young,
yet so wise.
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Today it's an advice website,
tomorrow it's our own talk show.
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No, no pictures, no.
No, stop.
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[laughs]
Oh, paparazzi, no, no, no.
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-No, stop.
-Please, stop.
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-No, no, that's my bad side.
-Please, no.
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[music]
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What is happening?
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Great to see you this morning!
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Enjoy your nutritional
breakfast donut.
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Hey, don't get glaze on your
blazer.
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Then we'd have to call it a
glazer. [laughs]
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Good one, Principal Matthews!
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-I cannot believe this.
-Me, neither.
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Principal Matthews is being
cool?
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-Donut?
-Don't mind if I do.
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-Rebecca.
-Look, I know
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what you're thinking.
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And just because
Principal Matthews
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is handing out donuts does
not mean...
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That's right, you all can just
call me Captain Cool.
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Um, Principal Matthews,
what's with handing out
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-all the donuts?
-Oh, that was all my idea.
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No one advised me that this
would make me cool
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or anything like that.
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That seems like another super
strange
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-and suspicious overreaction.
-Mm-hmm.
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Get your fresh donuts!
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Come on, get 'em
from Captain Cool.
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I'd like to have another one.
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[music]
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- [Yasmine] Myles?
-Yeah?
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-Are you ready?
-Woo!
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To practice?
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Well, mama, these hips
don't lie.
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Ooh, we are gonna dance all over
the Millers.
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And we are gonna look good doing
it.
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Ooh, rrrico y sobroso !
Mm!
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Well, let's trip the light
fandango.
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[Yasmine] Ooh!
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[music]
Oh!
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-Follow my lead.
-Follow my lead.
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-Fine, you go.
-Fine, you lead.
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-Okay, you lead.
-Okay.
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Ooh!
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-Myles, that's not leading.
-[laughs]
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-Oh, yeah!
-Not sure what that is.
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Let me tell you something.
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-Okay, come on, honey.
-The Millers,
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they ain't gonna know what hit
'em.
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Oh yeah, they ain't never seen
moves like this.
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I'd put money on that.
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-Okay.
-Ha ha!
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Let me know when you wanna
practice...
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Uh! Uh!
What's the matter?
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-...together.
-You scared?
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You must be a Miller.
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I'll just sit right here.
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[music]
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[laughter]
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What up, y'all?
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Don't you know how to knock?
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I do, but it's overrated.
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Stopped by to see if you two
were hungry.
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Eh? Eh?
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I'll have to decline.
I like my donuts
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topped with sprinkles,
not pocket lint.
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Same.
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Uh, well, thanks for coming.
You guys can go now.
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Principal Matthews is being mad
cool today.
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Kinda crazy, right?
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-Totally.
-Super unexpected.
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There's no way that party pooper
thought of handing out donuts
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on his own.
We think he had help.
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I don't know what you're
implying,
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but we had nothing to do with
it.
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-All right.
-Okay.
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Come on, Charlie.
We got linty donuts to eat.
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-Yeah, bye.
-Bye.
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[sighs] I thought they'd never
leave.
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Look, Captain Cool wrote again.
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He said he wants to keep the
momentum going.
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The donuts helped, but people
still think
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he's a rule stickler.
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He needs more advice.
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So, what are you waiting for?
Help him, Helpful Hannah.
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This is your chance to make him
cool and make school fun
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for the rest of us.
It's a win-win.
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Okay.
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Dear Captain Cool,
if people still think you're
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a rule stickler, maybe try
bending the rules a little bit.
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People will still respect you,
but they'll know you're open
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to having a good time once in
a while.
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I like where this is going.
[phone beeps]
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And would you look at that?
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An unexpected schoolwide email
from Principal Matthews.
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[gasps] No dress code
tomorrow?
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[gasps] We need to go check out
my closet.
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-How much drip is too much drip?
-I guess were gonna go find out.
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All clear.
Let's move.
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[gasps]
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Well, well, well.
You were right.
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Rebecca and Bethany are behind
this "new" Principal Matthews.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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Why should they have all the
fun?
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So, what should we do first?
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Water park on the school's
playground?
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[gasps] Or robot wars in the
school's gym?
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I never like to squash a man's
dream,
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but maybe we should start small.
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Okay.
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Ooh.
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[evil laugh]
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What kind of kid would bring
a remote control car to school?
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[laughter]
Good morning!
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Good morning.
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[laughs] I win again!
Back to the starting line?
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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Uh, what's going on?
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Principal Matthews is lit now.
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We were racing cars all morning.
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We're coming,
Principal Matty Matt!
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Yeah!
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Did we tell Principal Matthews
to do this?
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This is more than just bending
some rules.
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Maybe he doesn't need our help
anymore.
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No way.
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I think those two little rats
are up to some little rat stuff.
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Someone hacked into my site and
pretended to be me.
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And by someone I mean Dylan and
Charlie.
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Woo hoo!
And again, I am the master!
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[music]
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-Yo, that was lit!
-That was so cool!
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I can't believe we pulled that
off.
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Racing cars through the hallway?
Today was awesome!
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Yo, that was so cool.
I was like,
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skrr down the hallway.
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Then err around the corner.
Then blam!
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Right into the wall.
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Epic!
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Well, if it isn't the two
little rats we were looking for.
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Can we get you rats some cheese?
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Yeah, I could go for some
cheese.
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00:12:48,665 --> 00:12:51,368
We don't have any cheese.
And even if we did,
249
00:12:51,468 --> 00:12:52,802
we wouldn't give it to you.
250
00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:55,739
-Then why did you offer?
-Yeah, that's kinda messed up.
251
00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:58,542
What's messed up is that we know
that you two hacked
252
00:12:58,642 --> 00:12:59,743
into my website.
253
00:13:00,544 --> 00:13:02,947
Easy, they don't have any proof
it was us.
254
00:13:03,948 --> 00:13:06,083
-Admit it!
-Okay, we did it!
255
00:13:06,616 --> 00:13:09,319
But we just wanted to make
school more fun, too.
256
00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:11,488
Charlie! Come on!
257
00:13:11,588 --> 00:13:14,358
Look, guys, making our principal
do whatever we want them
258
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,961
to is every kid's dream come
true.
259
00:13:17,427 --> 00:13:19,196
But you two can't handle that
kind of power.
260
00:13:19,296 --> 00:13:21,598
-You'll get us all busted.
-Exactly.
261
00:13:22,066 --> 00:13:24,468
Which is why we all have to
stop.
262
00:13:25,202 --> 00:13:27,604
-Agreed?
-Agreed.
263
00:13:28,872 --> 00:13:30,474
Fine, agreed.
264
00:13:31,108 --> 00:13:33,410
But only because our track
record
265
00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:35,612
with getting away with stuff
is terrible.
266
00:13:36,513 --> 00:13:39,816
So, still no cheese?
[music]
267
00:13:41,618 --> 00:13:44,788
I'm gonna miss when the hallway
was just one big...
268
00:13:44,888 --> 00:13:47,224
[cheering]
Party?
269
00:13:47,691 --> 00:13:50,995
Okay, okay, don't worry.
Everyone will get a turn.
270
00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:53,363
[cheering]
271
00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:57,234
Let's give it up for the man who
made this possible.
272
00:13:57,534 --> 00:14:00,904
The coolest guy in school,
273
00:14:01,238 --> 00:14:07,011
Principal Matthews!
[cheering]
274
00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:11,281
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
275
00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:13,717
[cheering]
276
00:14:14,618 --> 00:14:19,123
One more time!
[cheering]
277
00:14:19,223 --> 00:14:21,458
-One more time!
-Dylan!
278
00:14:21,925 --> 00:14:22,926
Uh oh!
279
00:14:25,095 --> 00:14:27,397
-Uh, hey.
-Don't hey me.
280
00:14:27,497 --> 00:14:29,099
I thought we said we
weren't gonna trick
281
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:30,800
Principal Matthews into doing
stuff.
282
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,102
I know, and I'm sorry.
283
00:14:32,202 --> 00:14:35,305
But I already put a deposit down
on the ball pit slide.
284
00:14:35,405 --> 00:14:38,708
-And look how happy he is.
-Yeah.
285
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:42,046
-But look how angry she is.
-[growling]
286
00:14:42,779 --> 00:14:46,483
Okay, I can see...
and I get it.
287
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,086
This is the last time.
Promise.
288
00:14:50,754 --> 00:14:55,592
Rebecca, oh my gosh.
[music]
289
00:15:02,399 --> 00:15:05,202
Uh, what is going on in there?
290
00:15:06,303 --> 00:15:11,175
Maybe someone's telling daytime
ghost stories, ooh.
291
00:15:13,643 --> 00:15:17,847
Excuse me, um, pardon me.
Excuse me, excuse me.
292
00:15:21,718 --> 00:15:24,254
What is going on in here?
293
00:15:24,354 --> 00:15:26,523
Did you guys trick
Principal Matthews?
294
00:15:27,091 --> 00:15:28,692
No!
295
00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:30,660
[Principal] It's come to my
attention
296
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,396
that manis and pedis are the
thing.
297
00:15:32,829 --> 00:15:35,699
So enjoy getting your lavender
eucalyptus scrub on,
298
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:39,303
all thanks to your boy,
Captain Cool.
299
00:15:39,703 --> 00:15:42,539
It was our last stunt.
300
00:15:43,006 --> 00:15:44,541
Promise?
301
00:15:45,575 --> 00:15:48,112
We don't trust you guys.
Unless we shake on it.
302
00:15:51,381 --> 00:15:54,251
[music]
303
00:15:54,351 --> 00:15:55,519
I can't believe what you did to
me!
304
00:15:55,619 --> 00:15:57,454
You promised and then turned
around and kept
305
00:15:57,554 --> 00:15:59,389
giving Principal Matthews advice
all week!
306
00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:02,492
Huh, me?
I only got homework canceled
307
00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:04,528
because you two did
Water Balloon Wednesday!
308
00:16:04,628 --> 00:16:06,596
Well, we only did
Food Fight Friday
309
00:16:06,696 --> 00:16:08,598
because you did
Cafeteria Dance-Off!
310
00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:12,602
Okay, fine, you're right.
But it's gone too far.
311
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:15,139
Let's just call it square and
admit that we're done now.
312
00:16:15,239 --> 00:16:16,240
For real this time.
313
00:16:18,975 --> 00:16:20,210
Okay, fine.
314
00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:23,180
Honestly, I'm starting to feel
bad
315
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,649
for all that we're doing
to Principal Matty Matt.
316
00:16:29,653 --> 00:16:31,921
Well, it was fun while it
lasted.
317
00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:35,959
Oh, hey, Mom.
How's salsa rehearsal going?
318
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:37,194
Horrible.
319
00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:41,064
I need your advice.
320
00:16:41,865 --> 00:16:43,933
Don't worry, Mom.
I can spare an ear.
321
00:16:44,468 --> 00:16:45,969
I got two.
322
00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:50,640
So your dad and I really wanna
win this dance competition.
323
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,976
I know we're better dancers than
the Millers.
324
00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:57,514
But your dad and I have
different styles
325
00:16:57,614 --> 00:17:01,017
-of salsa dancing.
-Well, how does Dad salsa?
326
00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:07,791
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Okay, okay, I've seen enough!
327
00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:12,562
So, what should I do?
328
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:15,232
Well, remember when we do
puzzles
329
00:17:15,332 --> 00:17:17,201
and I would only put them
together from the bottom
330
00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:19,436
to the top and it kind of
annoyed everybody?
331
00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:24,308
-Aw, no one felt that way.
-Mom, I know annoyed puzzle face
332
00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:25,775
when I see it.
333
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:30,046
My point is I have my own way of
doing things
334
00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:32,015
but the puzzle still got built.
335
00:17:34,318 --> 00:17:37,221
So I should let your dad have
his own way
336
00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:38,888
of doing things, too.
337
00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:42,792
-And?
-And maybe we will still win,
338
00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:45,094
or at least have a lot of fun
trying.
339
00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:47,897
And if you lose, maybe you'll
win the Millers' respect.
340
00:17:48,865 --> 00:17:50,967
-No, we won't.
-No, you won't.
341
00:17:52,336 --> 00:17:55,305
[music]
[cheering]
342
00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:00,444
You've gotta be kidding me.
Where's Dylan?
343
00:18:00,544 --> 00:18:01,978
Mm-mm.
344
00:18:02,078 --> 00:18:04,414
Boys and girls, before
you head home this afternoon,
345
00:18:04,514 --> 00:18:07,617
I have a special guest
who would like to give you
346
00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:10,520
a surprise musical performance!
347
00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:12,589
Dylan! Dylan! Dylan!
348
00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:16,593
No, no, no, no, no.
For those who may be wondering,
349
00:18:16,693 --> 00:18:19,696
-the guest is not Dylan.
-See? Nothing to worry about.
350
00:18:19,796 --> 00:18:22,432
[booing]
351
00:18:22,532 --> 00:18:25,168
It's Young Dylan!
[cheering]
352
00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:28,171
Give it up! Give it up!
Give it up!
353
00:18:28,872 --> 00:18:30,940
[music]
354
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,042
* Three, two, one
Hey, big moves *
355
00:18:33,142 --> 00:18:35,345
* You made 100,000
Can't be serious *
356
00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:36,980
* I just touched one million,
haters furious *
357
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,348
* When these other rappers
cappin' *
358
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:40,784
* You got Young Dylan
to be here killing it *
359
00:18:40,884 --> 00:18:42,486
* I just made a flex
with the dough, hey *
360
00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:44,153
* Bust down killing with
the whoa, let's go *
361
00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:45,855
* Phone in the middle
of the flow *
362
00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:47,891
* Hey, three, two, one,
let it go, let it go *
363
00:18:47,991 --> 00:18:49,793
* I gotta show love to my fans.
I'm 100 *
364
00:18:49,893 --> 00:18:51,094
* I ain't never gonna flip
flop *
365
00:18:51,194 --> 00:18:52,996
* I drip from the
brand new hip hop *
366
00:18:53,096 --> 00:18:54,798
* You ain't got to like it,
you can kick rocks *
367
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:56,766
* Kick rocks.
Hey *
368
00:18:56,866 --> 00:18:58,335
* Brand new reel on TikTok
369
00:18:58,435 --> 00:19:00,304
* Big face on it with the big
rocks *
370
00:19:00,337 --> 00:19:02,171
* Hold on, hold on, wait,
this the best part *
371
00:19:02,306 --> 00:19:05,475
* Five, four, three, two, one
It go *
372
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:06,743
You know what?
I'm done.
373
00:19:06,843 --> 00:19:07,977
I can't take this anymore.
374
00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:09,313
*Three, two, one
Young Dillo *
375
00:19:10,113 --> 00:19:11,381
Dylan, what are you doing?
376
00:19:11,815 --> 00:19:13,750
I thought you said we were done
for real this time.
377
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:16,986
I thought about it
and, um, I decided.
378
00:19:17,354 --> 00:19:19,489
Why would I give up all this
power?
379
00:19:19,823 --> 00:19:21,658
Dylan, you've gone out of
control.
380
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:23,760
Yeah!
I'm outta control!
381
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:26,963
[cheering]
382
00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:29,098
Actually, you know what?
You're done.
383
00:19:29,198 --> 00:19:32,336
Gimme that.
Gimme the mic.
384
00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:37,140
[shouting]
385
00:19:40,176 --> 00:19:42,512
Cut...cut the music!
Cut the music!
386
00:19:44,614 --> 00:19:46,483
The real reason why school's
been so out of control
387
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:49,586
is 'cause me, Dylan, and Charlie
tricked Principal Matthews.
388
00:19:50,787 --> 00:19:52,622
You know that advice website
you've been using?
389
00:19:53,022 --> 00:19:54,924
-Yeah.
-I'm Helpful Hannah.
390
00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:58,061
[gasping]
I was just giving out advice
391
00:19:58,161 --> 00:20:01,130
because I wanted to help people.
But I didn't want people
392
00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,533
to know that I was just some kid
and not a guru.
393
00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:07,236
Principal Matthews, we knew
you'd do anything
394
00:20:07,337 --> 00:20:09,873
to get people to like you
and we took advantage of that.
395
00:20:09,973 --> 00:20:11,174
I'm really sorry.
396
00:20:12,409 --> 00:20:15,479
We're really sorry, too.
The truth is,
397
00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:16,813
we already liked you.
398
00:20:17,481 --> 00:20:22,018
Aw, I appreciate that.
But I need the three of you
399
00:20:22,118 --> 00:20:23,887
in my office!
Now!
400
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,222
I'm going to hand out
punishments.
401
00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:28,892
Spoiler alert, you'll be
scraping food
402
00:20:28,992 --> 00:20:31,361
off of the ceiling from
Food Fight Friday!
403
00:20:34,531 --> 00:20:37,133
Bethany, aren't you coming?
You were in on this, too.
404
00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:40,404
Hm!
[music]
405
00:20:42,772 --> 00:20:44,207
[music]
406
00:20:44,307 --> 00:20:46,810
Guess who danced circles
around the competition tonight?
407
00:20:47,544 --> 00:20:50,279
-You guys won?
-Oh yeah, we sure did.
408
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:53,049
Yes, and we have this
obnoxiously large trophy
409
00:20:53,149 --> 00:20:54,518
-to prove it!
-What?
410
00:20:54,618 --> 00:20:56,520
-Take that, Millers!
-Thank you, thank you.
411
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:59,989
Even with Dad's moves?
No offense, Dad.
412
00:21:00,089 --> 00:21:02,291
Oh well, you know what?
None taken, Charlie.
413
00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:03,493
Yes, even with my moves.
414
00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:05,128
It turns out that my pop locking
415
00:21:05,228 --> 00:21:07,964
what, huh, was the thing that
led us to victory.
416
00:21:08,064 --> 00:21:11,000
Yeah, he accidentally popped the
Millers
417
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,536
while they were dancing next to
us.
418
00:21:12,636 --> 00:21:15,104
Yep, and they fell flat on their
faces.
419
00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:17,040
You wanna show us your winning
routine?
420
00:21:17,441 --> 00:21:20,309
-Oh.
-We thought you'd never ask.
421
00:21:24,047 --> 00:21:26,616
[music]
422
00:21:26,716 --> 00:21:27,784
Whoa!
423
00:21:28,552 --> 00:21:30,319
[cheering]
424
00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:32,456
Record it, record it!
425
00:21:33,189 --> 00:21:37,894
Oh my God!
Go Mom, go Mom!
426
00:21:38,127 --> 00:21:41,164
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
427
00:21:41,264 --> 00:21:42,466
Oh my gosh!
428
00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:46,570
[cheering]
429
00:21:49,138 --> 00:21:51,641
No, no, no, no!
430
00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:57,614
-Okay, ah, ah, okay.
-Turn!
431
00:21:57,714 --> 00:22:00,484
[music]
432
00:22:02,619 --> 00:22:06,590
[music]
433
00:22:32,115 --> 00:22:33,382
[music]
434
00:22:34,217 --> 00:22:35,885
[Nickelodeon theme]
435
00:22:35,935 --> 00:22:40,485
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