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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:09,777 [music] 2 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:11,545 [humming] 3 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:15,116 Good morning. Good morning. 4 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:16,717 -Hey. -Hi. 5 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,386 -Dad. -Hm? 6 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:20,020 Why are you dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow? 7 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:22,656 Well, because your mother and I have entered 8 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:25,093 into a local ballroom competition. 9 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:26,560 Ew, why? 10 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:28,629 Because the Millers are competing 11 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,464 and they think they can beat us at everything. 12 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:31,999 -Mm-hmm. -Didn't they crush you 13 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,668 in bowling last week, and ping pong the week before that? 14 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:37,205 Oh, and can't forget they beat you for yard of the month. 15 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:38,872 Oh, wow, Charlie, that's amazing. 16 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:41,075 You can remember all that, but can't remember 17 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:42,476 to do your chores. 18 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:45,846 Anyway, we are going to crush the Millers. 19 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:48,849 We are going to dance salsa circles around the Millers. 20 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:52,386 And everybody knows the key to a good salsa is... 21 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:55,089 -Cilantro? -A salsa shirt. 22 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,657 -Oh. -A salsa shirt. 23 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:57,891 -Mm-hmm. -A salsa shirt. 24 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:01,862 Bam, boom, hey, boom, hey, boom, yeah. 25 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:04,732 Okay, you kids get going or you're gonna be late 26 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:07,968 for school, all right? [kids groaning] 27 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:10,138 Come on, guys. School isn't that bad. 28 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,473 But Principal Matthews is. 29 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,309 Ever since someone planted one little stink bomb... 30 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,010 Which I'm sure went off by accident, 31 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:20,047 and that person is probably really, really sorry. 32 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:24,585 Okay, my point is Principal Matthews 33 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,321 has been principaling harder than usual. 34 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,623 So we definitely shouldn't be late. 35 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,693 Uh, hold on, I gotta do something real quick. 36 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:38,065 Do you know, Principal Matthews is trying to ban sneakers 37 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:41,869 because he says shoelaces can be dangerous? 38 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,072 The man won't rest until we're all wearing loafers! 39 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,008 Yep, loafers, mm-hmm. 40 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:49,710 Rebecca, what have you been doing 41 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,512 on your laptop all morning anyway? 42 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,615 -What laptop? -The one right in front of you. 43 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:58,719 Uh, what? It's nothing. 44 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:03,957 That seems like a super strange and suspicious overreaction. 45 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,995 Yeah, you're being a real secret agent with it. 46 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,062 What? 47 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:12,065 No, no, I'm just reading an essay. 48 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,668 -Care to read it? -Um, no. 49 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,237 Okay then, let's go. 50 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:22,743 Is it me, or does Rebecca seem a little bit weird to you? 51 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:27,448 Charlie, Rebecca reads an essay before school for fun. 52 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:33,387 So yes, she seems weird to me. [music] 53 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,992 * Ma knew I was important, not a regular guy * 54 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:41,495 * Everybody, follow me, I'ma take you on a trip * 55 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:44,298 * Buckle up, let's go I'm a get you all a hit * 56 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,834 * I'm a star--came up from a block in Chi Town * 57 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,636 * Livin' large I'm trying to balance school * 58 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,238 * And these bars Came far * 59 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,005 * Ain't no better feeling I tell 'em * 60 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:55,976 * You gonna love Young Dylan Hey, Young Dylan * 61 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:57,645 * Young Dylan Young Dylan * 62 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,680 * Young Dylan Young Dylan * 63 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,483 * I tell 'em you gonna love Young Dylan * 64 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,588 [music] 65 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,022 [knocking] Hey, bestie. 66 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,693 -Hey, bestie! -Okay, what secret thing 67 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,262 do you have going with that laptop? 68 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,264 We don't have secrets, do we? 69 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,933 Fine. [sighs] 70 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,172 You're right. You know Helpful Hannah, 71 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:27,408 that super cool, interesting, popular, 72 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,510 juicy new advice website that everybody at school's 73 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:32,880 -been obsessing about lately? -Um, yes! I live on there. 74 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,448 Hannah hooked me up. 75 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,417 She's the reason I froth my almond milk 76 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:39,687 before it goes in my cereal. Delish and nutrish. 77 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,323 Ah, yes. I have to say that that advice 78 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,725 is some of my finest work. You're welcome. 79 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,428 -Your finest work? -Yep. 80 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,096 It's my website. 81 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:56,670 -I'm Helpful Hannah. -[gasps] What? How? 82 00:03:56,770 --> 00:04:00,741 When? And am I the only one who knows? 83 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:05,078 Yes, so shh! You can't tell a soul. 84 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,081 People think Hannah's some mysterious, wise woman. 85 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,117 They might unsubscribe if they knew they were 86 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:11,685 getting their advice from a kid. 87 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:16,023 Look, you're at 7,000 subscribers. 88 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:20,628 Yup, saving the world one click at a time. [chuckles] 89 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,497 How 'bout this one? I used to be so hip, 90 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,734 but now everyone thinks I'm wiggity wack. 91 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:28,502 Oh, brother. 92 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,171 What should I do to show the people around me 93 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:34,141 that I'm not just some party pooper? 94 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,444 Signed, Captain Cool. 95 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:39,413 Hm, ooh! 96 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:45,919 Dear Captain Cool, sounds like you need some fun in your life. 97 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:51,525 And what says fun like an unexpected gift? 98 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,695 Ooh, that's good, girl! I like donuts. 99 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,365 And people who give me donuts. Maybe he should do that. 100 00:04:58,366 --> 00:04:59,367 Yes. 101 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,370 Small gift for the people around you will take you 102 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:05,773 from zero to hero in no time. 103 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,241 Start small by giving them a donut. 104 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,143 Everyone loves donuts. 105 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,782 Look at us, so young, yet so wise. 106 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:20,153 Today it's an advice website, tomorrow it's our own talk show. 107 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:25,125 No, no pictures, no. No, stop. 108 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:28,061 [laughs] Oh, paparazzi, no, no, no. 109 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,397 -No, stop. -Please, stop. 110 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,064 -No, no, that's my bad side. -Please, no. 111 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:36,770 [music] 112 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,408 What is happening? 113 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,075 Great to see you this morning! 114 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,445 Enjoy your nutritional breakfast donut. 115 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:47,448 Hey, don't get glaze on your blazer. 116 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:50,751 Then we'd have to call it a glazer. [laughs] 117 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,420 Good one, Principal Matthews! 118 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,923 -I cannot believe this. -Me, neither. 119 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,559 Principal Matthews is being cool? 120 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,929 -Donut? -Don't mind if I do. 121 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,438 -Rebecca. -Look, I know 122 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:11,505 what you're thinking. 123 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:12,673 And just because Principal Matthews 124 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,442 is handing out donuts does not mean... 125 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:18,278 That's right, you all can just call me Captain Cool. 126 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:22,450 Um, Principal Matthews, what's with handing out 127 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:25,285 -all the donuts? -Oh, that was all my idea. 128 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:27,955 No one advised me that this would make me cool 129 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,790 or anything like that. 130 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:33,160 That seems like another super strange 131 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,729 -and suspicious overreaction. -Mm-hmm. 132 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:37,931 Get your fresh donuts! 133 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,968 Come on, get 'em from Captain Cool. 134 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:43,571 I'd like to have another one. 135 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:46,974 [music] 136 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:52,480 - [Yasmine] Myles? -Yeah? 137 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,016 -Are you ready? -Woo! 138 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,686 To practice? 139 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,790 Well, mama, these hips don't lie. 140 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:05,893 Ooh, we are gonna dance all over the Millers. 141 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:09,630 And we are gonna look good doing it. 142 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:12,866 Ooh, rrrico y sobroso ! Mm! 143 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:17,505 Well, let's trip the light fandango. 144 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,306 [Yasmine] Ooh! 145 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,509 [music] Oh! 146 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:23,844 -Follow my lead. -Follow my lead. 147 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,278 -Fine, you go. -Fine, you lead. 148 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,615 -Okay, you lead. -Okay. 149 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:31,652 Ooh! 150 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:37,725 -Myles, that's not leading. -[laughs] 151 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:40,360 -Oh, yeah! -Not sure what that is. 152 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:41,829 Let me tell you something. 153 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:43,964 -Okay, come on, honey. -The Millers, 154 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,433 they ain't gonna know what hit 'em. 155 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:49,436 Oh yeah, they ain't never seen moves like this. 156 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,572 I'd put money on that. 157 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,542 -Okay. -Ha ha! 158 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,709 Let me know when you wanna practice... 159 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,144 Uh! Uh! What's the matter? 160 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,546 -...together. -You scared? 161 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,113 You must be a Miller. 162 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,450 I'll just sit right here. 163 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,190 [music] 164 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,992 [laughter] 165 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:16,797 What up, y'all? 166 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,431 Don't you know how to knock? 167 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:21,034 I do, but it's overrated. 168 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:25,005 Stopped by to see if you two were hungry. 169 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,241 Eh? Eh? 170 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,844 I'll have to decline. I like my donuts 171 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,013 topped with sprinkles, not pocket lint. 172 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,248 Same. 173 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,852 Uh, well, thanks for coming. You guys can go now. 174 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,123 Principal Matthews is being mad cool today. 175 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,158 Kinda crazy, right? 176 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,062 -Totally. -Super unexpected. 177 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,932 There's no way that party pooper thought of handing out donuts 178 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,935 on his own. We think he had help. 179 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,337 I don't know what you're implying, 180 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,740 but we had nothing to do with it. 181 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:06,079 -All right. -Okay. 182 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:10,250 Come on, Charlie. We got linty donuts to eat. 183 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,052 -Yeah, bye. -Bye. 184 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,027 [sighs] I thought they'd never leave. 185 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,263 Look, Captain Cool wrote again. 186 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:24,998 He said he wants to keep the momentum going. 187 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,267 The donuts helped, but people still think 188 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,669 he's a rule stickler. 189 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,203 He needs more advice. 190 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,641 So, what are you waiting for? Help him, Helpful Hannah. 191 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,644 This is your chance to make him cool and make school fun 192 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,779 for the rest of us. It's a win-win. 193 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,148 Okay. 194 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:45,052 Dear Captain Cool, if people still think you're 195 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,655 a rule stickler, maybe try bending the rules a little bit. 196 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,724 People will still respect you, but they'll know you're open 197 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,292 to having a good time once in a while. 198 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,730 I like where this is going. [phone beeps] 199 00:09:58,531 --> 00:09:59,900 And would you look at that? 200 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,771 An unexpected schoolwide email from Principal Matthews. 201 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,307 [gasps] No dress code tomorrow? 202 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,109 [gasps] We need to go check out my closet. 203 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:14,782 -How much drip is too much drip? -I guess were gonna go find out. 204 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:22,990 All clear. Let's move. 205 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,502 [gasps] 206 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,571 Well, well, well. You were right. 207 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:42,409 Rebecca and Bethany are behind this "new" Principal Matthews. 208 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,444 Mm, mm, mm. 209 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,246 Why should they have all the fun? 210 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,415 So, what should we do first? 211 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,918 Water park on the school's playground? 212 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:55,288 [gasps] Or robot wars in the school's gym? 213 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,925 I never like to squash a man's dream, 214 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,560 but maybe we should start small. 215 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:01,962 Okay. 216 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,067 Ooh. 217 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,369 [evil laugh] 218 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:21,178 What kind of kid would bring a remote control car to school? 219 00:11:21,278 --> 00:11:23,547 [laughter] Good morning! 220 00:11:24,648 --> 00:11:26,150 Good morning. 221 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:30,921 [laughs] I win again! Back to the starting line? 222 00:11:31,021 --> 00:11:32,556 -Yeah! -Yeah! 223 00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:34,558 Uh, what's going on? 224 00:11:34,658 --> 00:11:36,560 Principal Matthews is lit now. 225 00:11:36,861 --> 00:11:38,628 We were racing cars all morning. 226 00:11:39,029 --> 00:11:40,664 We're coming, Principal Matty Matt! 227 00:11:40,764 --> 00:11:42,232 Yeah! 228 00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:46,170 Did we tell Principal Matthews to do this? 229 00:11:46,703 --> 00:11:48,906 This is more than just bending some rules. 230 00:11:49,506 --> 00:11:51,308 Maybe he doesn't need our help anymore. 231 00:11:51,408 --> 00:11:52,376 No way. 232 00:11:54,478 --> 00:11:57,247 I think those two little rats are up to some little rat stuff. 233 00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:04,154 Someone hacked into my site and pretended to be me. 234 00:12:06,223 --> 00:12:09,159 And by someone I mean Dylan and Charlie. 235 00:12:11,328 --> 00:12:15,399 Woo hoo! And again, I am the master! 236 00:12:15,699 --> 00:12:19,269 [music] 237 00:12:19,669 --> 00:12:23,340 -Yo, that was lit! -That was so cool! 238 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,175 I can't believe we pulled that off. 239 00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:28,312 Racing cars through the hallway? Today was awesome! 240 00:12:28,412 --> 00:12:31,415 Yo, that was so cool. I was like, 241 00:12:31,916 --> 00:12:33,550 skrr down the hallway. 242 00:12:33,650 --> 00:12:36,653 Then err around the corner. Then blam! 243 00:12:36,753 --> 00:12:38,923 Right into the wall. 244 00:12:39,023 --> 00:12:40,224 Epic! 245 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:44,094 Well, if it isn't the two little rats we were looking for. 246 00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:46,130 Can we get you rats some cheese? 247 00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:48,565 Yeah, I could go for some cheese. 248 00:12:48,665 --> 00:12:51,368 We don't have any cheese. And even if we did, 249 00:12:51,468 --> 00:12:52,802 we wouldn't give it to you. 250 00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:55,739 -Then why did you offer? -Yeah, that's kinda messed up. 251 00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:58,542 What's messed up is that we know that you two hacked 252 00:12:58,642 --> 00:12:59,743 into my website. 253 00:13:00,544 --> 00:13:02,947 Easy, they don't have any proof it was us. 254 00:13:03,948 --> 00:13:06,083 -Admit it! -Okay, we did it! 255 00:13:06,616 --> 00:13:09,319 But we just wanted to make school more fun, too. 256 00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:11,488 Charlie! Come on! 257 00:13:11,588 --> 00:13:14,358 Look, guys, making our principal do whatever we want them 258 00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,961 to is every kid's dream come true. 259 00:13:17,427 --> 00:13:19,196 But you two can't handle that kind of power. 260 00:13:19,296 --> 00:13:21,598 -You'll get us all busted. -Exactly. 261 00:13:22,066 --> 00:13:24,468 Which is why we all have to stop. 262 00:13:25,202 --> 00:13:27,604 -Agreed? -Agreed. 263 00:13:28,872 --> 00:13:30,474 Fine, agreed. 264 00:13:31,108 --> 00:13:33,410 But only because our track record 265 00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:35,612 with getting away with stuff is terrible. 266 00:13:36,513 --> 00:13:39,816 So, still no cheese? [music] 267 00:13:41,618 --> 00:13:44,788 I'm gonna miss when the hallway was just one big... 268 00:13:44,888 --> 00:13:47,224 [cheering] Party? 269 00:13:47,691 --> 00:13:50,995 Okay, okay, don't worry. Everyone will get a turn. 270 00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:53,363 [cheering] 271 00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:57,234 Let's give it up for the man who made this possible. 272 00:13:57,534 --> 00:14:00,904 The coolest guy in school, 273 00:14:01,238 --> 00:14:07,011 Principal Matthews! [cheering] 274 00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:11,281 Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go! 275 00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:13,717 [cheering] 276 00:14:14,618 --> 00:14:19,123 One more time! [cheering] 277 00:14:19,223 --> 00:14:21,458 -One more time! -Dylan! 278 00:14:21,925 --> 00:14:22,926 Uh oh! 279 00:14:25,095 --> 00:14:27,397 -Uh, hey. -Don't hey me. 280 00:14:27,497 --> 00:14:29,099 I thought we said we weren't gonna trick 281 00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:30,800 Principal Matthews into doing stuff. 282 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,102 I know, and I'm sorry. 283 00:14:32,202 --> 00:14:35,305 But I already put a deposit down on the ball pit slide. 284 00:14:35,405 --> 00:14:38,708 -And look how happy he is. -Yeah. 285 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:42,046 -But look how angry she is. -[growling] 286 00:14:42,779 --> 00:14:46,483 Okay, I can see... and I get it. 287 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,086 This is the last time. Promise. 288 00:14:50,754 --> 00:14:55,592 Rebecca, oh my gosh. [music] 289 00:15:02,399 --> 00:15:05,202 Uh, what is going on in there? 290 00:15:06,303 --> 00:15:11,175 Maybe someone's telling daytime ghost stories, ooh. 291 00:15:13,643 --> 00:15:17,847 Excuse me, um, pardon me. Excuse me, excuse me. 292 00:15:21,718 --> 00:15:24,254 What is going on in here? 293 00:15:24,354 --> 00:15:26,523 Did you guys trick Principal Matthews? 294 00:15:27,091 --> 00:15:28,692 No! 295 00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:30,660 [Principal] It's come to my attention 296 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,396 that manis and pedis are the thing. 297 00:15:32,829 --> 00:15:35,699 So enjoy getting your lavender eucalyptus scrub on, 298 00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:39,303 all thanks to your boy, Captain Cool. 299 00:15:39,703 --> 00:15:42,539 It was our last stunt. 300 00:15:43,006 --> 00:15:44,541 Promise? 301 00:15:45,575 --> 00:15:48,112 We don't trust you guys. Unless we shake on it. 302 00:15:51,381 --> 00:15:54,251 [music] 303 00:15:54,351 --> 00:15:55,519 I can't believe what you did to me! 304 00:15:55,619 --> 00:15:57,454 You promised and then turned around and kept 305 00:15:57,554 --> 00:15:59,389 giving Principal Matthews advice all week! 306 00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:02,492 Huh, me? I only got homework canceled 307 00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:04,528 because you two did Water Balloon Wednesday! 308 00:16:04,628 --> 00:16:06,596 Well, we only did Food Fight Friday 309 00:16:06,696 --> 00:16:08,598 because you did Cafeteria Dance-Off! 310 00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:12,602 Okay, fine, you're right. But it's gone too far. 311 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:15,139 Let's just call it square and admit that we're done now. 312 00:16:15,239 --> 00:16:16,240 For real this time. 313 00:16:18,975 --> 00:16:20,210 Okay, fine. 314 00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:23,180 Honestly, I'm starting to feel bad 315 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,649 for all that we're doing to Principal Matty Matt. 316 00:16:29,653 --> 00:16:31,921 Well, it was fun while it lasted. 317 00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:35,959 Oh, hey, Mom. How's salsa rehearsal going? 318 00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:37,194 Horrible. 319 00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:41,064 I need your advice. 320 00:16:41,865 --> 00:16:43,933 Don't worry, Mom. I can spare an ear. 321 00:16:44,468 --> 00:16:45,969 I got two. 322 00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:50,640 So your dad and I really wanna win this dance competition. 323 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,976 I know we're better dancers than the Millers. 324 00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:57,514 But your dad and I have different styles 325 00:16:57,614 --> 00:17:01,017 -of salsa dancing. -Well, how does Dad salsa? 326 00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:07,791 Ooh, ooh, ooh. Okay, okay, I've seen enough! 327 00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:12,562 So, what should I do? 328 00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:15,232 Well, remember when we do puzzles 329 00:17:15,332 --> 00:17:17,201 and I would only put them together from the bottom 330 00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:19,436 to the top and it kind of annoyed everybody? 331 00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:24,308 -Aw, no one felt that way. -Mom, I know annoyed puzzle face 332 00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:25,775 when I see it. 333 00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:30,046 My point is I have my own way of doing things 334 00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:32,015 but the puzzle still got built. 335 00:17:34,318 --> 00:17:37,221 So I should let your dad have his own way 336 00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:38,888 of doing things, too. 337 00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:42,792 -And? -And maybe we will still win, 338 00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:45,094 or at least have a lot of fun trying. 339 00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:47,897 And if you lose, maybe you'll win the Millers' respect. 340 00:17:48,865 --> 00:17:50,967 -No, we won't. -No, you won't. 341 00:17:52,336 --> 00:17:55,305 [music] [cheering] 342 00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:00,444 You've gotta be kidding me. Where's Dylan? 343 00:18:00,544 --> 00:18:01,978 Mm-mm. 344 00:18:02,078 --> 00:18:04,414 Boys and girls, before you head home this afternoon, 345 00:18:04,514 --> 00:18:07,617 I have a special guest who would like to give you 346 00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:10,520 a surprise musical performance! 347 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:12,589 Dylan! Dylan! Dylan! 348 00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:16,593 No, no, no, no, no. For those who may be wondering, 349 00:18:16,693 --> 00:18:19,696 -the guest is not Dylan. -See? Nothing to worry about. 350 00:18:19,796 --> 00:18:22,432 [booing] 351 00:18:22,532 --> 00:18:25,168 It's Young Dylan! [cheering] 352 00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:28,171 Give it up! Give it up! Give it up! 353 00:18:28,872 --> 00:18:30,940 [music] 354 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,042 * Three, two, one Hey, big moves * 355 00:18:33,142 --> 00:18:35,345 * You made 100,000 Can't be serious * 356 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:36,980 * I just touched one million, haters furious * 357 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,348 * When these other rappers cappin' * 358 00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:40,784 * You got Young Dylan to be here killing it * 359 00:18:40,884 --> 00:18:42,486 * I just made a flex with the dough, hey * 360 00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:44,153 * Bust down killing with the whoa, let's go * 361 00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:45,855 * Phone in the middle of the flow * 362 00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:47,891 * Hey, three, two, one, let it go, let it go * 363 00:18:47,991 --> 00:18:49,793 * I gotta show love to my fans. I'm 100 * 364 00:18:49,893 --> 00:18:51,094 * I ain't never gonna flip flop * 365 00:18:51,194 --> 00:18:52,996 * I drip from the brand new hip hop * 366 00:18:53,096 --> 00:18:54,798 * You ain't got to like it, you can kick rocks * 367 00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:56,766 * Kick rocks. Hey * 368 00:18:56,866 --> 00:18:58,335 * Brand new reel on TikTok 369 00:18:58,435 --> 00:19:00,304 * Big face on it with the big rocks * 370 00:19:00,337 --> 00:19:02,171 * Hold on, hold on, wait, this the best part * 371 00:19:02,306 --> 00:19:05,475 * Five, four, three, two, one It go * 372 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:06,743 You know what? I'm done. 373 00:19:06,843 --> 00:19:07,977 I can't take this anymore. 374 00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:09,313 *Three, two, one Young Dillo * 375 00:19:10,113 --> 00:19:11,381 Dylan, what are you doing? 376 00:19:11,815 --> 00:19:13,750 I thought you said we were done for real this time. 377 00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:16,986 I thought about it and, um, I decided. 378 00:19:17,354 --> 00:19:19,489 Why would I give up all this power? 379 00:19:19,823 --> 00:19:21,658 Dylan, you've gone out of control. 380 00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:23,760 Yeah! I'm outta control! 381 00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:26,963 [cheering] 382 00:19:27,464 --> 00:19:29,098 Actually, you know what? You're done. 383 00:19:29,198 --> 00:19:32,336 Gimme that. Gimme the mic. 384 00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:37,140 [shouting] 385 00:19:40,176 --> 00:19:42,512 Cut...cut the music! Cut the music! 386 00:19:44,614 --> 00:19:46,483 The real reason why school's been so out of control 387 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:49,586 is 'cause me, Dylan, and Charlie tricked Principal Matthews. 388 00:19:50,787 --> 00:19:52,622 You know that advice website you've been using? 389 00:19:53,022 --> 00:19:54,924 -Yeah. -I'm Helpful Hannah. 390 00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:58,061 [gasping] I was just giving out advice 391 00:19:58,161 --> 00:20:01,130 because I wanted to help people. But I didn't want people 392 00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,533 to know that I was just some kid and not a guru. 393 00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:07,236 Principal Matthews, we knew you'd do anything 394 00:20:07,337 --> 00:20:09,873 to get people to like you and we took advantage of that. 395 00:20:09,973 --> 00:20:11,174 I'm really sorry. 396 00:20:12,409 --> 00:20:15,479 We're really sorry, too. The truth is, 397 00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:16,813 we already liked you. 398 00:20:17,481 --> 00:20:22,018 Aw, I appreciate that. But I need the three of you 399 00:20:22,118 --> 00:20:23,887 in my office! Now! 400 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,222 I'm going to hand out punishments. 401 00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:28,892 Spoiler alert, you'll be scraping food 402 00:20:28,992 --> 00:20:31,361 off of the ceiling from Food Fight Friday! 403 00:20:34,531 --> 00:20:37,133 Bethany, aren't you coming? You were in on this, too. 404 00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:40,404 Hm! [music] 405 00:20:42,772 --> 00:20:44,207 [music] 406 00:20:44,307 --> 00:20:46,810 Guess who danced circles around the competition tonight? 407 00:20:47,544 --> 00:20:50,279 -You guys won? -Oh yeah, we sure did. 408 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:53,049 Yes, and we have this obnoxiously large trophy 409 00:20:53,149 --> 00:20:54,518 -to prove it! -What? 410 00:20:54,618 --> 00:20:56,520 -Take that, Millers! -Thank you, thank you. 411 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:59,989 Even with Dad's moves? No offense, Dad. 412 00:21:00,089 --> 00:21:02,291 Oh well, you know what? None taken, Charlie. 413 00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:03,493 Yes, even with my moves. 414 00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:05,128 It turns out that my pop locking 415 00:21:05,228 --> 00:21:07,964 what, huh, was the thing that led us to victory. 416 00:21:08,064 --> 00:21:11,000 Yeah, he accidentally popped the Millers 417 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,536 while they were dancing next to us. 418 00:21:12,636 --> 00:21:15,104 Yep, and they fell flat on their faces. 419 00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:17,040 You wanna show us your winning routine? 420 00:21:17,441 --> 00:21:20,309 -Oh. -We thought you'd never ask. 421 00:21:24,047 --> 00:21:26,616 [music] 422 00:21:26,716 --> 00:21:27,784 Whoa! 423 00:21:28,552 --> 00:21:30,319 [cheering] 424 00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:32,456 Record it, record it! 425 00:21:33,189 --> 00:21:37,894 Oh my God! Go Mom, go Mom! 426 00:21:38,127 --> 00:21:41,164 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! 427 00:21:41,264 --> 00:21:42,466 Oh my gosh! 428 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:46,570 [cheering] 429 00:21:49,138 --> 00:21:51,641 No, no, no, no! 430 00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:57,614 -Okay, ah, ah, okay. -Turn! 431 00:21:57,714 --> 00:22:00,484 [music] 432 00:22:02,619 --> 00:22:06,590 [music] 433 00:22:32,115 --> 00:22:33,382 [music] 434 00:22:34,217 --> 00:22:35,885 [Nickelodeon theme] 435 00:22:35,935 --> 00:22:40,485 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32086

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