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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:09,705 [music] 2 00:00:09,835 --> 00:00:11,359 [Voice on TV] Night of The Dragon, 3 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:12,882 -press play to begin. -Oh, no. 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,015 Is it that time of year again? 5 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:20,194 - Night of Dragon! -Night of Dragon! 6 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,677 You guys seriously have to do this every year? 7 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:28,202 Rebecca, if your father and Dylan 8 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:29,942 want to stay up all night 9 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:32,554 and watch their silly punch-kick movies, 10 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:33,903 let 'em have their fun. 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,166 They're called Kung-Fu movies. 12 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:39,169 And yes, we have to do this every year. 13 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:43,130 Where did this obsession come from, anyway? 14 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:44,914 Um, not an obsession. 15 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:49,049 A healthy appreciation of fine art. 16 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:52,530 - Fine art? - Yes, fine art! 17 00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:54,054 Night of the Dragon 18 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:56,534 is one of the highest grossing films of all time. 19 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:58,275 So is Fast Cars Five. 20 00:00:58,406 --> 00:00:59,929 I've seen that movie multiple times, 21 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,933 and let me tell you it isn't fine art. 22 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,500 When me and Dylan's mom were kids, 23 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:07,893 we went to a midnight showing of Night of the Dragon. 24 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:10,592 And we loved the movie so much that every year 25 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:12,507 on the same night, 26 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:14,509 we'd stay up 'til midnight and do it all over again. 27 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:16,859 And when I was born, she did the same thing with me. 28 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:18,600 Aww. 29 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:21,081 Well, it's nice that you two can bond over something 30 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:22,734 that you both shared with Darlene. 31 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:24,171 Just try not to be too loud, 32 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:27,522 and save some energy for work and school. 33 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:33,136 And don't forget we've got family game day on Saturday! 34 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:35,095 Oh, yeah! 35 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:37,880 I wouldn't miss family game day for anything. 36 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,273 Y'all better watch out this weekend. 37 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:41,362 And we all agreed... 38 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:43,755 We're not inviting Grandma Viola this time, right? 39 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:46,106 [All] Oh, yeah. 40 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:47,672 Whoa, time out. Flag on the play. 41 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:50,022 You know that's my mama you're talkin' about, right? 42 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,241 Yeah, and she's my grandma. 43 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,635 But last time we had her over for game day, 44 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:56,203 she beat us at almost every single game we played. 45 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,205 Facts. And when she thought she was going to lose, 46 00:01:58,335 --> 00:01:59,945 she threw her bagel across the room. 47 00:02:00,076 --> 00:02:02,339 You have no idea how hard it is 48 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:05,125 to get cream cheese out of an afro. 49 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:06,952 I get it, got it. Okay, no problem. 50 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:08,737 We're all good for Saturday. 51 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,826 Thank you. 52 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:12,915 Well, I'm going to bed. 53 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:14,830 Charlie and Rebecca, if you want to stay up 54 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,486 with Dylan and your dad to watch Night of the Dragon, 55 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,401 knock yourselves out. 56 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:21,837 [All] Goodnight. 57 00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:30,672 [music] 58 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:32,717 ? There once was a kid from the city of Chi ? 59 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:35,372 ? Mom knew I was cool and not a regular guy ? 60 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:37,722 ? Everybody follow me I'm gonna take you on a trip ? 61 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,202 ? Buckle up Let's go ? 62 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,638 ? I'mma give you all a hit 63 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:42,945 ? I'm a star came up from a block of Chai Town ? 64 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,599 ? Livin' large 65 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:45,904 ? I'm tryin' to balance school and these bars ? 66 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:48,298 - ? Came far - ? Ain't no better feelin' 67 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:50,344 ? I told 'em you gon' love Young Dylan ? 68 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,824 ? Young Dylan Young Dylan ? 69 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:54,870 ? Young Dylan Young Dylan ? 70 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,393 ? Young Dylan Young Dylan ? 71 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,395 ? Tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan ? 72 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:04,880 Tomorrow's a school day, you sure you're gonna be good? 73 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:07,839 Uncle Myles, I've been doing this my whole life... 74 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,450 I'mma be a'ight. 75 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:10,886 Still got a little while 'til midnight. 76 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:12,453 What do you wanna do? 77 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:16,326 You ever played Ninja Stance before? 78 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:18,198 - Yeah, I don't think so. - Check this out. 79 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:20,112 The game is simple. 80 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:22,854 When someone yells out, "Ninja Stance!" 81 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:25,161 Everyone's supposed to get into whatever ninja stance 82 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,641 - they can come up with. - [Myles] Okay. 83 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,120 And freeze in place. 84 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,687 - [Myles] Okay. - Like this. 85 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,646 Ninja Stance! 86 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,691 Ninja Stance. 87 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:35,389 Okay, good! 88 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:39,262 Now we take turns trying to slap each person's hand. 89 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:42,439 Kinda hard to do when we're frozen. 90 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:45,703 Man look, you can unfreeze to attack or dodge, 91 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:48,140 but then you have to freeze in place again. 92 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:49,707 So, let's go slow. 93 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,753 Okay. Okay. 94 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:54,321 Ninja Stance! Okay. 95 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:56,410 Now you're gonna try to slap my hand... 96 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:59,717 And I'm gonna move out of the way... 97 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:01,284 [Myles] Uh-huh. 98 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:02,981 Then, whatever position we end up in, 99 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:05,897 we have to stay in until I move to attack you. 100 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,464 And the same thing happens, 101 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:09,727 but now it's my turn to attack and you dodge. 102 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:14,297 Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, I got it. Okay. 103 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:15,864 - [Dylan] Okay. - Yeah, let's try one. 104 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:17,300 - Okay, come on. - All right, you ready? 105 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:18,736 Ninja Stance! 106 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,791 [Myles] Okay! Okay! 107 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:31,532 Now why... 108 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:37,407 [music] 109 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:39,844 [Charlie] Whoa, you are dragging. 110 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,368 I guess they call it 111 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:44,022 Night of the Dragon for a reason! 112 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:46,373 Chuckles. You're not funny. 113 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:49,593 I'm a little funny. 114 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,813 Man, I only got a couple more classes 115 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:53,118 to get through, 116 00:04:53,249 --> 00:04:55,773 then I can go straight to bed when we get home. 117 00:04:55,904 --> 00:05:00,082 Okay class, I'll be subbing for Ms. Shipley today. 118 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:02,911 She told me that you all have been talking about 119 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:08,395 three newly discovered species of spiders... 120 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:10,962 The Skeletorus, the Elphans, 121 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:15,227 and the Sparklemuffin. 122 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,012 Yes, their names are quite funny. 123 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:21,146 However, it appears these aren't their real names, 124 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:23,540 but nicknames given to them 125 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:27,718 because of three visual appearances. 126 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:32,157 Now these spiders are known as peacock spiders, 127 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:35,073 and they love to dance! 128 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:39,034 -Also, they can be quite small. -[Dylan snoring] 129 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:45,083 Also, they have wonderful colors as well. 130 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:46,520 Now, they use these colors 131 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,913 to protect themselves from predators, 132 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:52,526 as well as a way to show their worth 133 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:56,878 to the spider that they love most. 134 00:05:57,008 --> 00:06:00,882 They dance beautifully, using their legs... 135 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:06,191 Man, you almost gave me a heart attack! 136 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,498 Well, maybe next time, you'll think before 137 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,587 falling asleep in class. 138 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:13,982 What? I mean... No, no, no, no. 139 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:16,985 I wasn't sleeping, I was just watching my eyelids. 140 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:18,682 Nice try, Dylan. 141 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:24,427 But you'll be joining me tomorrow in Saturday School. 142 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:25,994 Saturday! 143 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,561 You're gonna miss family game night! 144 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:31,478 [grunting aggressively] 145 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:35,482 Mr. Elliot, Mr. Elliot, Mr. Elliot! 146 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,048 Mr. Elliot! 147 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:40,182 I only fell asleep for a couple minutes, I promise. 148 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:44,360 I can't get Saturday School, we family game day tomorrow! 149 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,797 Please, there has to be something I can do. 150 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:49,800 If you can name one of the spiders 151 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:52,760 we talked about today, maybe I'll reconsider. 152 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:55,415 All right. 153 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:56,981 Just give me a second. 154 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,948 The Itsy-bitsy! 155 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,297 You know. 156 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,909 The itsy-bity spider went up the water spout 157 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,609 [laughing] Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. 158 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:20,483 I'll see you tomorrow at Saturday School. 159 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:23,094 Saturday School? 160 00:07:23,225 --> 00:07:25,793 I can't believe this. 161 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,664 Well, I guess that means you're going to 162 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,100 have to miss family game day. 163 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:30,972 What?! No! 164 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:34,105 Can't you call Mr. Elliot and tell him what happened? 165 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:35,629 Tell him what? 166 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:38,066 That you and me stayed up watching Night of the Dragon. 167 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:41,025 I would have never fallen asleep otherwise. 168 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,636 Well... Maybe you wouldn't have. 169 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,376 But you did. 170 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,596 Dylan, I asked you if you were gonna be able to handle it, 171 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,206 and you said you'd be fine, so... 172 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:50,382 That's on you. No, Dylan. 173 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:53,255 You gotta take responsibility for your actions. 174 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:58,173 Come on, Uncle Myles! I'm gonna miss family game day! 175 00:07:58,303 --> 00:07:59,304 I'm sorry, Dylan. 176 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:02,394 Man, this is bogus! 177 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:04,092 Excuse me. 178 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,268 [Myles] Hey! 179 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,965 Lose the attitude. 180 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,445 Yes, sir. 181 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,190 Well, that could've gone better. 182 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,105 Well, hey, guys. Listen. 183 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:20,848 I have a crispy 10 dollar bill for the first person 184 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:24,112 who can sling me a snickerdoodle. 185 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:30,031 [music] 186 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:32,250 Dylan! Come on, man. 187 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:35,253 You gotta be at Saturday School in 15 minutes. 188 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:36,820 - Baby? - [Myles] Yeah? 189 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,300 You don't think you were 190 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:39,693 a little tough on Dylan yesterday? 191 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,477 Maybe sometimes a kid needs tough love. 192 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,784 Yeah, but Dylan doesn't always respond well to that. 193 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,263 Yeah, I know. 194 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:46,961 But if he wants a little more freedom, 195 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,658 he's gotta take a little more responsibility. 196 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,747 Just trust me on this one. Okay? 197 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,662 - You ready to go? - Yes, sir. 198 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,098 All right, let's get it. 199 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:59,147 See you later, Dylan. 200 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:02,542 Hey. Are you guys okay? 201 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:05,632 You could help. 202 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,982 Bad back. 203 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:11,115 Didn't have a bad back earlier. 204 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:14,423 Remember, don't tell your mom about family game day, okay? 205 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,859 I won't. 206 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,818 Hey, baby. 207 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:21,778 Hey, y'all. I just came by to... Wait a minute. 208 00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:24,085 Y'all having family game day? 209 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:26,261 Mama, you gotta quit surprisin' us like that. 210 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,480 [music] 211 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:33,747 [music] 212 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:37,332 Mr. Young, glad to see you could make it. 213 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:40,815 Well... Did I have a choice? 214 00:09:40,945 --> 00:09:43,557 No. Go ahead and take a seat. 215 00:09:43,687 --> 00:09:45,994 Grab a sandwich. My mother made them. 216 00:09:57,223 --> 00:09:58,659 Yo, Bethany! 217 00:09:58,789 --> 00:10:01,096 What are you doing in here? 218 00:10:01,227 --> 00:10:02,837 Remember when you waved at me in the hallway, 219 00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:04,926 and I turned and ran off? 220 00:10:05,057 --> 00:10:08,669 Well, I got in trouble for running in the hallways. 221 00:10:08,799 --> 00:10:10,758 This is kinda like our first date. 222 00:10:10,888 --> 00:10:12,803 Excuse me. 223 00:10:12,934 --> 00:10:14,327 No, no, no. 224 00:10:14,457 --> 00:10:15,719 [Dylan] Do it. 225 00:10:21,334 --> 00:10:23,640 So, you want my sandwich? 226 00:10:23,771 --> 00:10:26,817 No. Never, no. 227 00:10:29,385 --> 00:10:31,474 If you're not going to eat it, I'll take it. 228 00:10:34,738 --> 00:10:37,437 Christian, what are you even doing? 229 00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:41,005 Well, by 11 o'clock, all of you will be hungry. 230 00:10:41,136 --> 00:10:43,138 And I'll be the one selling the sandwiches. 231 00:10:43,269 --> 00:10:44,922 What?! 232 00:10:45,053 --> 00:10:46,663 Don't hate me 'cause I'm enterprising. 233 00:10:49,623 --> 00:10:52,713 [music] 234 00:10:52,843 --> 00:10:55,411 Hey, Myles. Right on time. 235 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,718 Why don't you come on in here help me get some snacks 236 00:10:57,848 --> 00:10:59,154 for family game day? 237 00:10:59,285 --> 00:11:00,634 And you three can pick out 238 00:11:00,764 --> 00:11:02,592 whatever game you wanna lose at first. 239 00:11:07,771 --> 00:11:09,947 Y'all heard my mama. Pick, pick, pick, pick. 240 00:11:14,604 --> 00:11:16,084 What's up, mama? 241 00:11:16,215 --> 00:11:18,347 I heard about Dylan. 242 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,914 Oh, yeah, it's a shame. 243 00:11:21,045 --> 00:11:22,569 You know, I mean... 244 00:11:22,699 --> 00:11:24,571 But he wanted to stay up late and watch the movie, 245 00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:26,834 you know, sohe fell asleep in class and now he gotta deal. 246 00:11:26,964 --> 00:11:29,576 Okay. Well, let me ask you. 247 00:11:29,706 --> 00:11:31,665 You don't think you played a part in all this? 248 00:11:31,795 --> 00:11:34,581 What do you mean? 249 00:11:34,711 --> 00:11:37,236 Well, didn't you give him permission to stay up late, 250 00:11:37,366 --> 00:11:40,674 watching Kung Fu-y or whatever it was? 251 00:11:40,804 --> 00:11:42,241 Night of the Dragon, Mom. 252 00:11:42,371 --> 00:11:44,895 And didn't you stay up late with him? 253 00:11:45,026 --> 00:11:47,637 Yeah, I mean... Yeah, but... 254 00:11:47,768 --> 00:11:49,813 But what? 255 00:11:49,944 --> 00:11:52,468 You say you want Dylan to be more responsible, 256 00:11:52,599 --> 00:11:56,342 maybe you should lead by example. 257 00:11:56,472 --> 00:11:58,648 Maybe you're right. 258 00:11:58,779 --> 00:12:00,998 Maybe? 259 00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:04,001 Baby, I'm always right. 260 00:12:04,132 --> 00:12:06,743 Now make yourself useful and get me some tissues. 261 00:12:06,874 --> 00:12:09,964 'Cause I'mma beat Yasmine so bad, she gon' cry... 262 00:12:10,094 --> 00:12:11,357 Again. 263 00:12:11,487 --> 00:12:17,232 [music] 264 00:12:21,193 --> 00:12:22,977 Hey, how you doin'? 265 00:12:23,107 --> 00:12:25,414 I'm Dylan's Uncle Myles. Not sure if you remember. 266 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,242 But I was wondering if you could help me out. 267 00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:28,765 Salutations! 268 00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:31,115 I am Mr. Elliot. 269 00:12:31,246 --> 00:12:32,987 How may I be of service? 270 00:12:33,117 --> 00:12:34,510 Okay... 271 00:12:34,641 --> 00:12:36,469 Yeah. Anyway. 272 00:12:36,599 --> 00:12:38,297 : I know there's been kind of a misunderstanding. 273 00:12:38,427 --> 00:12:41,169 I know Dylan fell asleep in class the other day, 274 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:45,042 but it's actually, like, my fault. 275 00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:47,175 I let him stay up late with me the other night, 276 00:12:47,306 --> 00:12:49,221 watching Night of the Dragon. 277 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,135 Great movie. Have you seen it? 278 00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:55,270 Mr. Myles, I assure you I am well versed 279 00:12:55,401 --> 00:12:57,664 in the cinematic and box office success 280 00:12:57,794 --> 00:13:01,798 that is Night of the Dragon. 281 00:13:01,929 --> 00:13:03,583 My man. My man! 282 00:13:03,713 --> 00:13:04,975 - All right. - Woo! 283 00:13:05,106 --> 00:13:07,761 Yeah. 284 00:13:07,891 --> 00:13:09,806 All right then. All right. 285 00:13:09,937 --> 00:13:12,461 Oh, hey, get down with it. All right. 286 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,421 So I was wonderin', you know, since we have this lil bond, 287 00:13:15,551 --> 00:13:19,903 if you could let Dylan off the hook? 288 00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:23,124 - No! - That's what I'm talkin' about! 289 00:13:23,255 --> 00:13:25,213 Wait, no. 290 00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:27,650 What you mean no? What you mean? 291 00:13:27,781 --> 00:13:30,871 If I let him go, I'd have to let everyone go. 292 00:13:31,001 --> 00:13:35,397 - I'm okay with that! - Sit down. 293 00:13:35,528 --> 00:13:37,356 You're really not going to help me out? 294 00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:38,748 I'm sorry. 295 00:13:44,014 --> 00:13:47,670 Well, you know what, Mr. Elliot? 296 00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:49,933 If you're gonna punish Dylan, then you gotta punish me. 297 00:13:50,064 --> 00:13:52,109 Because I'm just as much at fault for him 298 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:57,071 falling asleep in class as he is. So, guess what? 299 00:13:57,201 --> 00:14:02,032 I'm doing Saturday School, too. 300 00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:04,339 Just one moment, sir! 301 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:07,429 You think you can just walk in here 302 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:12,565 and punish yourself to Saturday School? 303 00:14:12,695 --> 00:14:15,263 Yes. 304 00:14:15,394 --> 00:14:19,180 Then I must insist you have one of my mother's sandwiches. 305 00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:28,450 Dylan. Dylan. 306 00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:46,903 You're not supposed to talk in Saturday School. 307 00:14:51,647 --> 00:14:53,562 It's Christian. 308 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,348 You gonna eat that? 309 00:14:59,873 --> 00:15:03,442 [music] 310 00:15:06,358 --> 00:15:08,055 Three. 311 00:15:08,185 --> 00:15:10,492 - Four! - Five! 312 00:15:10,623 --> 00:15:12,015 Six! 313 00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:14,931 Hah! Suckas, I win! 314 00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:17,064 Grandma, we were just rolling to see who picks the first game. 315 00:15:17,194 --> 00:15:19,022 I know. Me. 316 00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:21,198 This is a win. 317 00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:23,679 All right, let's get game day on the road. 318 00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:25,768 Who's ready for they butt whooped first? 319 00:15:25,899 --> 00:15:27,248 You are! 320 00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:29,772 [music] 321 00:15:29,903 --> 00:15:32,862 Thank you. 322 00:15:32,993 --> 00:15:35,343 No... 323 00:15:35,474 --> 00:15:38,651 Thank you. 324 00:15:38,781 --> 00:15:40,392 That's game. 325 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:43,569 Dang it! 326 00:15:43,699 --> 00:15:46,441 I'm so sorry to do this to you, baby. 327 00:15:50,184 --> 00:15:52,926 Oh, come on! 328 00:15:53,056 --> 00:15:55,494 Actually, this don't feel too bad. 329 00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:04,154 [Viola] That's a flush! 330 00:16:04,285 --> 00:16:06,635 The only thing that can beat that is... 331 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,376 This! 332 00:16:08,507 --> 00:16:12,075 [Rebecca] No way! A royal flush?! 333 00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:13,555 Be better. 334 00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:19,648 [phone ringing] 335 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,215 Whose phone is that? 336 00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:22,912 [phone ringing] 337 00:16:23,043 --> 00:16:26,786 Whose phone is that, really?! 338 00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:28,570 Mr. Myles? 339 00:16:28,701 --> 00:16:31,878 Mr. Elliot, I think it's coming from your desk. 340 00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:35,055 Oh, right. 341 00:16:35,185 --> 00:16:37,492 [phone ringing] 342 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,712 Hello? 343 00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:42,236 Hi, Mom. 344 00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:44,499 No, you may not throw them out. 345 00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:47,067 They are not toys, they are my props! 346 00:16:47,197 --> 00:16:49,852 Because I am a thespian! 347 00:16:49,983 --> 00:16:51,680 No! No! 348 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,029 I said no! 349 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:56,468 I'll be right there! Mr. Myles, you're the oldest. 350 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,426 I'm going to have to leave you in charge. 351 00:16:58,557 --> 00:17:00,297 I have an emergency at home. 352 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,259 Dylan. 353 00:17:08,175 --> 00:17:10,786 Hey bro, I think your uncle is trying to talk to you. 354 00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:13,572 Well, tell him I don't wanna talk to him. 355 00:17:13,702 --> 00:17:15,661 He says he doesn't wanna talk to you. 356 00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:18,838 But tell Bethany I do wanna talk to her. 357 00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:22,232 Dylan said... 358 00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:23,843 Well, can you ask Dylan 359 00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:26,193 when he thinks he might be ready to talk to me? 360 00:17:26,323 --> 00:17:28,630 He wants to know when you'll be ready to talk to him. 361 00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:30,980 When Bethany is ready to talk to me. 362 00:17:31,111 --> 00:17:32,982 A long time. 363 00:17:33,113 --> 00:17:34,810 Dylan, come on, man. I'm trying to talk to you. 364 00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:37,770 You didn't want to talk yesterday. 365 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:41,861 Yeah, but I'm tryin' to talk now, aren't I? 366 00:17:41,991 --> 00:17:44,820 You could have tried to help me out last night, 367 00:17:44,951 --> 00:17:47,649 but you didn't and now I'm stuck here in Saturday School, 368 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:50,826 missing game day, bored out of my mind. 369 00:17:50,957 --> 00:17:53,133 Dude's got a point. Saturday School is whack. 370 00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:55,570 Facts. 371 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,834 Okay, well, I mean... It doesn't have to be boring. 372 00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:00,793 It kinda does. That's the whole point. 373 00:18:03,796 --> 00:18:05,711 Well, all right. Well, let's change that. 374 00:18:05,841 --> 00:18:08,148 Right now. All right? Yeah. 375 00:18:08,278 --> 00:18:09,366 Come on. [clapping] 376 00:18:09,497 --> 00:18:11,717 How 'bout we play Ninja Stance? 377 00:18:18,071 --> 00:18:19,768 Careful! 378 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,162 Hush now, little girl. I know the rules. 379 00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:23,816 If the tower falls, you lose. 380 00:18:23,946 --> 00:18:28,908 Be quiet so I can concentrate. 381 00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:30,953 Maybe you should've gone for that other piece. 382 00:18:31,084 --> 00:18:32,607 Charlie... 383 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:35,088 I know where you sleep. 384 00:18:35,218 --> 00:18:40,615 [music] 385 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,491 [Rebecca] She knocked the tower down! 386 00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:53,149 I can't believe I share the same blood 387 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,847 as you two cheaters! 388 00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:58,459 Yasmine, I can understand. But you two?! 389 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:10,645 We beat Grandma! We beat Grandma! 390 00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:12,081 I take no pleasure in this, boo. 391 00:19:12,212 --> 00:19:14,301 Hi-ya! 392 00:19:14,431 --> 00:19:16,390 [Christian] Oh, no! 393 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:22,526 [music] 394 00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:42,111 You're gonna have to be quicker than that. 395 00:19:50,598 --> 00:19:53,645 [clapping] 396 00:19:55,559 --> 00:19:57,910 Yo, Unc. That was so tough. 397 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,652 Where'd you learn all those moves? 398 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,828 Please. I've been watching Kung-Fu flicks 399 00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:05,831 since before you were born. 400 00:20:05,961 --> 00:20:09,008 - Respect. - Pretty good for an old guy. 401 00:20:09,138 --> 00:20:12,794 All right, al lright, look, look, look. Um... 402 00:20:12,925 --> 00:20:16,189 I want to apologize for yesterday. 403 00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:18,060 You know, I was grillin' you about taking responsibility 404 00:20:18,191 --> 00:20:19,540 without even taking responsibility 405 00:20:19,671 --> 00:20:21,977 for my own actions. 406 00:20:22,108 --> 00:20:24,937 Thanks, Uncle Myles. I'm sorry for raising my voice. 407 00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,721 Yeah. 408 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,418 I appreciate you sayin' that. 409 00:20:28,549 --> 00:20:30,159 - We cool? - [Dylan] We cool. 410 00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:32,205 All right. 411 00:20:32,335 --> 00:20:33,685 Round two?! 412 00:20:35,991 --> 00:20:39,647 Three, two, one! Ninja Stance! 413 00:20:39,778 --> 00:20:43,825 What is going on here?! 414 00:20:43,956 --> 00:20:46,436 Exactly! You know how many times I told them 415 00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:49,091 to sit down somewhere? 416 00:20:49,222 --> 00:20:53,269 This looks like a game of Ninja Stance. 417 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,098 And I'm very upset... 418 00:20:56,229 --> 00:21:00,059 Because you didn't invite me! This is my favorite game! 419 00:21:00,189 --> 00:21:02,235 Ninja Stance! 420 00:21:02,365 --> 00:21:07,762 [music] 421 00:21:12,636 --> 00:21:13,725 How was Saturday School? 422 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:18,991 It was liiiiii...ty! 423 00:21:19,121 --> 00:21:20,732 We played Ninja Stance! 424 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:22,472 How did game day go? 425 00:21:22,603 --> 00:21:24,648 I'm trying to find a better word than awesome. 426 00:21:24,779 --> 00:21:26,607 But yeah, it was pretty awesome. 427 00:21:26,738 --> 00:21:28,391 Yeah! We finally beat Granny V! 428 00:21:28,522 --> 00:21:30,306 Okay, I see y'all! 429 00:21:30,437 --> 00:21:32,961 Oh, yeah! 430 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:36,182 Game day ain't over yet! 431 00:21:36,312 --> 00:21:37,444 Mom? 432 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,449 Where'd everybody go? 433 00:21:45,495 --> 00:21:46,932 I'll wait. 434 00:21:52,589 --> 00:21:55,375 Y'all can come out now. 435 00:21:55,505 --> 00:22:01,424 [music] 436 00:22:01,474 --> 00:22:06,024 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30575

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