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So, in conclusion,
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my old beat machine is like...
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Your car, Uncle Myles!
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Slow and ugly.
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The new beat machine
is like a Ferrari,
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fast and pretty.
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and they make fire beats.
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And that's why you should
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get me a beat machine
for my birthday.
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Thank you for your time.
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I will now open the floor
for questions and comments.
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Yeah, I have a comment.
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First of all,
Mathilda is not slow and ugly.
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She's a reliable car
that has feelings.
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And hopefully she
hasn't heard you,
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because she might
not start today.
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Thank you, Dylan,
for that hour long presentation.
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-It was riveting.
-Mm-hmm.
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But your birthday still
is two weeks away,
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and your Uncle Myles and I
need to make sure
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whatever gift we
get you is special,
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meaningful,
and educational.
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As you can see,
Mama Yaz,
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I covered all those things
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in sections seven through nine.
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And why the beat machine
is also educational,
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motivational, and fun.
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Yeah, you should have said
"recreational".
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'Cause it rhymes.
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Now everybody wanna be a critic?
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Great job, Dylan.
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We'll look over your proposal
and get back to you.
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Okay, but.
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Don't sleep on this,
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they could be all sold out,
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and then you guys would
feel really bad,
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and I would hate that
for you guys.
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I'm sure you would.
Okay, all right, now.
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Yep, yep. We got it.
Don't worry about it.
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You can go.
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Mm-hmm, all right.
Watch yourself.
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There you go.
All right.
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You know what?
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If this kid spent
half as much time
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doin' his homework as he did
on his presentation,
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he'd be gettin' A's!
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Well, I can't wait to
see his face when
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he opens his gift and sees
that we actually got him
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the beat machine he wants.
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I know, I know.
He's gonna flip.
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Did you hide it in a good spot?
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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah...
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Unc only has one hiding spot.
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Oh, baby.
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Wanna try my new
cookie creation?
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Wow!
Mm.
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If it tastes as good
as it smells,
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you have a winner, Chuckles!
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See for yourself.
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Wow!
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Great job, Chuckles!
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Sorry, can't stay for long.
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I have a top secret mission
I need to complete.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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? There once was a kid
from the city of Chi ?
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? Mom knew I was cool
and not a regular guy ?
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? Everybody follow me
I'm gonna take you on a trip ?
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? Buckle up
Let's go ?
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? I'ma give you all a hit
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? I'm a star came up
from a block of Chi Town ?
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? Livin' large
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? I try to balance
school and these bars ?
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- ? I came far
-? Ain't no better feelin'
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? I told 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ?
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? Young Dylan, Young Dylan
Young Dylan, Young Dylan ?
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? Young Dylan
? Young Dylan
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? Tell 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ?
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[music]
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Oh, what up?
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-What are you doing?
-Oh, nothing...
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Is that the new beat machine
you've been asking for?!
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How did you get it?!
Do Mom and Dad know?!
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Promise me you won't
say anything!
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What did you do?
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Well, I found out where
Uncle Myles hid
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my birthday present,
and I opened it.
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You should put it back.
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If they find out,
you'll be in big trouble!
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Wait.
Why am I telling you this?
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All of Mom and Dad's rules
are because of you!
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Whatever.
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Besides, if they don't find out,
I have a few weeks
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to get used to everything
it can do!
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But if they do, you'll lose it
and never get a chance
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to make dope beats
that only this thing can make.
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What is it?
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It's Mystery X!
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My old rival
from the online battle.
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He just dropped his new mixtape!
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I can't fall behind.
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Young Dylan ain't goin'
out like that!
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And this baby,
this new beat machine...
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Is gonna help.
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-Ooh!
-Mm.
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Charlie! You're in here
baking up a storm.
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And it smells delicious, too.
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-Mm.
-Mm.
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-Thanks. Wanna try it?
-Oh well, I don't mind if I do.
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Oh snap, wow.
Charlie, these are delicious!
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-[Yasmine]: Mm.
-These are amazing!
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It's what you kids would say
is "slammin'"!
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Hey, we said slammin', too.
We ain't that old.
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Actually...
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Rebecca, try Charlie's
new cookie!
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Try that.
Yes.
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Wow!
Charlie, these things are...
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Bussin'!
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Don't...
Don't do that, Dad.
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It came to me in a dream,
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ginger vanilla cherry
snickerdoodles.
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-So, you like it, huh?
-Like it?
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I tell you man,
these things are phenomenal!
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Wait a second.
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Wait a second.
Yo.
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We can serve these this year
at our annual rummage sale
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at the neighborhood block party.
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And we can finally
beat the Millers!
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-Yes!
-Ugh.
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The Millers always have
the most popular house
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in the neighborhood.
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And they always
rub our faces in it, too.
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Last year,
they had a petting zoo.
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-Right, hmm.
-And the year before that,
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they had a martial arts
demonstration with real ninjas!
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Yeah, don't worry about it.
Not this year, Millers!
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With Charlie's cookies
as our secret weapon,
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we gon' be the most popular
house in the neighborhood.
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You think my cookies
can beat ninjas?
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Let me tell you somethin',
Charlie.
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These cookies are so good,
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They will make ninjas
surrender and cry!
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That's how good
these cookies are.
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Hm, "make ninjas
surrender and cry."
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That's good, Dad!
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I'll use that for my
social media campaign!
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I can't wait to see
Sherry Miller's face
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when she sees our driveway
filled with people,
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and hers empty and sad.
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And with all the traffic
we bring in,
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we'll be able to sell
everything at our rummage sale!
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We're going to beat the Millers!
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[all]: We're going to beat
the Millers!
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[music]
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Ooh, okay.
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?
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? Ay, look,
Uh, look ?
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? Say I'm wit you
then I'm wit you ?
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? Bro, Young Dylan
ain't do no switchin' ?
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? Keep that mop, that bucket
no slippin' ?
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? My neck got water
my outfit drippin' ?
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? Ooh, kill these beats
and I got... ?
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[wonky music]
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No!
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-Everything okay, Dylan?
-Yeah, you texted that it...
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Was an emergency?
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No, everything is not okay!
We have a huge problem.
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We do?!
What is it?
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My precious baby.
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I spilled water on
my beat machine.
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Hold on. The beat machine that
I told you not to open
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because something like this
might happen?
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Wait, what's going on?
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Dylan found the birthday present
Mom and Dad got him,
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and opened it.
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No!
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Okay, okay.
We don't have time for all this.
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We need to figure out
what to do,
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so Uncle Myles and
Auntie Yasmine don't find out.
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And just so you know,
if Mom and Dad do find out
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that you opened your
present early,
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you can forget about getting
any cool gifts for a while.
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I found a birthday present once,
and opened it early.
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For the next three years,
all I got was socks.
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And they were the ugliest
socks ever.
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You guys are tryin'
to scare me, right?
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I need your help.
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Come on, I was there for you
when you broke
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Mama Yaz's favorite coffee mug,
remember?
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Yeah, and you only said
you would help me
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if I got Bethany
to go out with you.
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True, but when you
told me no,
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I still helped you replace it.
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Because you said you would
remind me of that day,
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and force me to help you
somehow!
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And today is that day, cousin!
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So, I'm bidding on
a used version of
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my beat machine online.
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And I'm battling it out
with Mystery X,
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and he keeps outbidding me!
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What do you want me to do?
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I need you to sit down,
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and get on,
and start bidding.
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Hopefully, it should
scare him away
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if two people
are bidding against him.
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What is the bidding been
up to so far?
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It's almost up to
what it really costs.
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Then why don't you
just buy a new one?
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Because I already checked
everywhere!
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They're all sold out!
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This is the only one
I could find.
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And my last chance
at getting a replacement.
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Get on, the bidding
is almost finished!
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Calm down!
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If you had just listened to me
in the first place,
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you wouldn't even be
in this mess.
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Five more seconds, Rebecca!
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We have the highest bid!
We're gonna beat 'em!
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Five, four, three, two...
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Oh, no!
He outbid us at the last second!
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Man!
No, no, no!
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NO!!
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Dylan.
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I think you just need to
come clean to Mom and Dad.
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But if I come clean,
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I'll get socks on my birthday
for the next three years!
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There has to be another way!
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You're just digging
a deeper hole.
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It's Mystery X,
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he's willing to sell me
his beat machine!
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For three times
what it's worth?!
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I can't afford that!
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Face it, Dylan.
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You've got yourself
a one way ticket to Sockville.
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Population, you!
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[music]
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Myles!
Stop eating the cookies!
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I'm sorry,
they're so good!
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Charlie, let me
tell you somethin'.
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The line for your cookies are
going to be around the block.
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And I can't wait to see
the Millers' face
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when our driveway packed,
and theirs empty!
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And with all that
foot traffic,
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we'll be able to sell out
our rummage sale
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faster than anyone
on the block!
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-It's a win-win!
-That's right.
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And making the Millers squirm
is just a bonus!
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Mom, Dad!
Look!
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I found it while I was
putting up fliers
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for Charlie's cookies
around the block.
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What?
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The Millers got a
Hawaiian shaved ice truck
253
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,307
for the fair?!
254
00:12:31,437 --> 00:12:33,178
The Millers!
255
00:12:33,309 --> 00:12:35,702
What are we gonna do?
256
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:38,270
I'll tell you what.
What we're not gonna do,
257
00:12:38,401 --> 00:12:40,185
is we're not gonna lose
to the Millers again!
258
00:12:40,316 --> 00:12:41,882
That's what we're not gonna do.
259
00:12:42,013 --> 00:12:43,536
-No, we aren't.
-No, we're not.
260
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:44,929
Think, think, think.
Think, think, think.
261
00:12:45,059 --> 00:12:46,931
Ooh, ooh!
I got it, I got it.
262
00:12:47,061 --> 00:12:48,889
I'm gonna hire these skydivers
that my company used
263
00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,282
last year at the picnic.
264
00:12:50,413 --> 00:12:52,415
Yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah.
265
00:12:52,545 --> 00:12:54,112
But Dad, what about my cookies?
266
00:12:54,243 --> 00:12:56,201
Don't you think they're
enough to beat them?
267
00:12:56,332 --> 00:12:57,811
Well, Charlie, yes, yes.
Your cookies are great,
268
00:12:57,942 --> 00:12:59,248
but we're gonna need
something extra
269
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:02,425
to beat the Millers, 'kay?
270
00:13:02,555 --> 00:13:05,906
Hello?
Hi, Jumping Jack? Yes, hi,
271
00:13:06,037 --> 00:13:09,475
I'm gonna need ten of
your best skydivers.
272
00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:12,957
Oh, that's terrible.
273
00:13:13,087 --> 00:13:14,437
Into a train?
274
00:13:16,874 --> 00:13:18,223
So, nine will do.
275
00:13:23,968 --> 00:13:27,101
"Dear Mystery X,
276
00:13:27,232 --> 00:13:31,236
if you're still willing to sell
me your beat machine
277
00:13:31,367 --> 00:13:36,154
at that crazy high,
super ridiculous price,
278
00:13:36,285 --> 00:13:39,679
I think I'll have money
for it soon.
279
00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:44,075
P.S., did I mention
that it is a super,
280
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:48,862
crazy, ridiculous high price?"
281
00:13:48,993 --> 00:13:50,342
Send.
282
00:13:50,473 --> 00:13:52,562
[music]
283
00:13:52,692 --> 00:13:54,172
Baby!
284
00:13:54,303 --> 00:13:56,479
I can't wait to see
the looks on the Millers' faces
285
00:13:56,609 --> 00:13:58,176
when the skydivers I hired
come parachuting
286
00:13:58,307 --> 00:14:00,222
down into our driveway.
Boom!
287
00:14:00,352 --> 00:14:02,615
They aren't gonna know
what hit 'em.
288
00:14:02,746 --> 00:14:04,138
Would you look at that.
289
00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:06,315
Baby, look.
290
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:09,100
They hired hula dancers to go
with the shaved ice truck!
291
00:14:09,231 --> 00:14:11,407
Okay, okay, Millers!
I see you!
292
00:14:11,537 --> 00:14:13,322
I see you!
293
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:16,238
Listen, doesn't matter.
Hula dancers?
294
00:14:16,368 --> 00:14:17,674
Ain't gonna compare
to what we got!
295
00:14:17,804 --> 00:14:19,284
Wait and see!
296
00:14:19,415 --> 00:14:20,851
Mm-hmm.
297
00:14:20,981 --> 00:14:22,809
-Baby?
-What's up?
298
00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:25,595
Are you sure about
these skydivers?
299
00:14:25,725 --> 00:14:28,032
I want to beat the Millers
just as much as you,
300
00:14:28,162 --> 00:14:29,773
but maybe we should just
let Charlie's cookies
301
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,340
be our thing.
302
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,950
He was super excited
for everyone to try,
303
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,954
and win or lose,
they are amazing.
304
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,695
Baby, that's what
the skydivers are for!
305
00:14:38,825 --> 00:14:40,305
Okay?
Look.
306
00:14:40,436 --> 00:14:43,569
Skydivers, flash.
Charlie's cookies, bang!
307
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,092
Trust me on this.
308
00:14:45,223 --> 00:14:47,530
We're winnin' this...
Mom!
309
00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:51,142
What are you doing?
Why are you at the Millers'?!
310
00:14:51,273 --> 00:14:54,319
Getting some shaved ice
and some hula lessons.
311
00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:55,668
Here, hold this.
312
00:14:55,799 --> 00:14:58,932
Did you know that hula
is a form of story telling?
313
00:14:59,063 --> 00:15:04,329
And my hips have some
stories to tell.
314
00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:06,288
Tell you what, Mama.
Come here, let me talk to you.
315
00:15:06,418 --> 00:15:08,028
Come on, come on!
316
00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:11,205
Hey, Charlie.
You okay?
317
00:15:11,336 --> 00:15:14,165
You seem a little down.
318
00:15:14,296 --> 00:15:16,689
I just thought Dad
really believed in my cookies.
319
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,300
He does, Charlie.
320
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,824
He's just so caught up in
beating the Millers,
321
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,435
that he forgot how
amazing they are.
322
00:15:23,566 --> 00:15:25,785
-You really think so?
-Trust me.
323
00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:27,309
The moment people
start trying them,
324
00:15:27,439 --> 00:15:29,876
we're going to be
the hit of the block.
325
00:15:30,007 --> 00:15:31,835
I hope you're right.
326
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,707
Trust me, I am.
327
00:15:34,838 --> 00:15:36,448
Wait.
328
00:15:36,579 --> 00:15:39,190
Dylan, you're selling
your records?
329
00:15:39,321 --> 00:15:42,280
And your autographed
Bears and Bulls jerseys?
330
00:15:42,411 --> 00:15:43,760
And your Queen Star poster?!
331
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:46,589
Look, you snuck outta the house
to get this.
332
00:15:46,719 --> 00:15:49,287
I heard if things
don't give you joy,
333
00:15:49,418 --> 00:15:51,898
you just have to
get rid of them.
334
00:15:52,029 --> 00:15:54,248
But all these things
do bring you joy.
335
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:56,120
Yeah, I mean, you never stop
336
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,643
talking about your
autographed jerseys.
337
00:15:57,774 --> 00:16:00,646
What's going on?
338
00:16:00,777 --> 00:16:02,822
Okay, let's see here.
339
00:16:02,953 --> 00:16:08,306
Ooh!
A real sports shirt!
340
00:16:08,437 --> 00:16:10,352
Oh, there's something on it.
It's written.
341
00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:12,441
This is really theatrical.
342
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:15,052
This would be perfect
for my sports musical,
343
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,184
? Put the Ball Down and Dance!
344
00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:22,973
-I'll give you twenty.
-Twenty?!
345
00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:25,715
This jersey is worth
at least 200!
346
00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:27,456
Ah!
347
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:31,242
Did this chap
win an Oscar or something?
348
00:16:31,373 --> 00:16:32,591
Okay.
349
00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:34,071
How about the sports tunic
over there,
350
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,160
with the scary bear on it?
351
00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:37,727
I'll give you forty.
352
00:16:37,857 --> 00:16:39,381
Forty?!
353
00:16:39,511 --> 00:16:42,035
For an autographed
Justin Fields jersey?!
354
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,776
Are you kidding me?!
355
00:16:43,907 --> 00:16:47,301
It's at least worth 500!
356
00:16:47,432 --> 00:16:50,087
I believe our business
has concluded.
357
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,567
I bid you ado.
358
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,616
Okay, young lady.
Hey, how you doin'.
359
00:16:57,747 --> 00:16:59,531
None of this stuff is for sale.
Thank you.
360
00:16:59,662 --> 00:17:01,490
I said it...
I said it's not...
361
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,361
Ow!
362
00:17:05,363 --> 00:17:06,538
She's a Miller.
363
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:15,678
Dylan, what's goin' on?
364
00:17:15,808 --> 00:17:17,288
[Yasmine]: Dylan?
365
00:17:21,161 --> 00:17:24,121
I found the birthday present
you and Uncle Myles got for me.
366
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:28,125
Master of hiding things, huh?
367
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,779
Okay, all right,
so you found it,
368
00:17:29,909 --> 00:17:34,610
but why are you selling
your prized possessions?
369
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:37,439
'Cause I opened it,
and started using it.
370
00:17:37,569 --> 00:17:39,441
Then I accidentally
spilled water on it
371
00:17:39,571 --> 00:17:42,008
and it broke.
And I couldn't fix it.
372
00:17:42,139 --> 00:17:44,750
So, my next plan was
to replace it with a new one,
373
00:17:44,881 --> 00:17:47,753
but now the dude is selling it
for triple the price.
374
00:17:47,884 --> 00:17:49,842
So, you were selling
all this stuff to pay for it?
375
00:17:49,973 --> 00:17:51,757
Yeah.
376
00:17:51,888 --> 00:17:53,629
You should have just been honest
with us, Dylan.
377
00:17:53,759 --> 00:17:55,761
Yeah, man, a beat machine
can be replaced.
378
00:17:55,892 --> 00:17:59,852
But these are priceless
because they mean so much.
379
00:17:59,983 --> 00:18:01,463
To you.
380
00:18:01,593 --> 00:18:03,552
Dylan, put all this stuff away.
381
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,467
You're not selling any of it.
382
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:11,255
Wait.
So, I'm not in trouble?
383
00:18:11,385 --> 00:18:13,475
Oh, you're in trouble.
384
00:18:13,605 --> 00:18:15,302
And you won't be getting
a beat machine
385
00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:18,610
anytime soon.
Ugly socks.
386
00:18:18,741 --> 00:18:21,308
Do you realize you didn't
just ruin your present
387
00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:22,484
for yourself,
but you ruined
388
00:18:22,614 --> 00:18:24,529
a wonderful moment
your Uncle and I
389
00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:26,052
were hoping to share with you?
390
00:18:26,183 --> 00:18:31,014
Sometimes giving a gift is just
as rewarding as getting one.
391
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:34,844
Growing up means thinking of
others more than yourself.
392
00:18:34,974 --> 00:18:38,804
And I hope out of all this,
you learn that lesson the most.
393
00:18:38,935 --> 00:18:40,066
I did.
394
00:18:40,197 --> 00:18:41,546
Thanks, Mama Yaz.
395
00:18:46,246 --> 00:18:47,987
Ooh, boy...
396
00:18:48,118 --> 00:18:53,558
Yeah, Mama Yaz,
I made that same mistake.
397
00:18:56,256 --> 00:18:59,433
Charlie!
Rebecca!
398
00:18:59,564 --> 00:19:03,655
I want to apologize.
To the both of you.
399
00:19:06,919 --> 00:19:08,747
I know you guys worked very hard
400
00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:11,271
for our house to be the
best house on the block,
401
00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:14,448
and I took that away from you
with the skydivers.
402
00:19:14,579 --> 00:19:16,668
I'm sorry.
403
00:19:16,799 --> 00:19:18,496
So, I just texted them
404
00:19:18,627 --> 00:19:19,758
and told them to forget
about coming,
405
00:19:19,889 --> 00:19:22,239
'cause we're gonna beat
those Millers
406
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,242
with your cookies alone!
407
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,766
[all]: The Millers!
408
00:19:27,897 --> 00:19:31,857
But I still haven't sold
any of my cookies!
409
00:19:31,988 --> 00:19:35,731
I know how to get the word out!
410
00:19:35,861 --> 00:19:39,822
Mr. Elliot, try this
homemade cookie.
411
00:19:39,952 --> 00:19:41,040
Ooh.
412
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:53,575
My goodness, it's as if
someone baked a dream
413
00:19:53,705 --> 00:19:57,666
into a cookie!
414
00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:00,669
Have you all tried
this amazing confection?!
415
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,671
Get them before
they're all gone!
416
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,411
I'll take two dozen!
417
00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:05,587
And I'll take three dozen!
418
00:20:05,717 --> 00:20:08,894
That's right!
My grandbaby can bake!
419
00:20:09,025 --> 00:20:11,505
[Rebecca]: Mr. Elliot,
Mr. Elliot!
420
00:20:11,636 --> 00:20:13,246
Baby!
Baby, look, look!
421
00:20:13,377 --> 00:20:14,726
They're all coming to us!
422
00:20:14,857 --> 00:20:16,641
And they're comin'
from the Millers'!
423
00:20:16,772 --> 00:20:19,383
Not only are Charlie's cookies
a secret weapon,
424
00:20:19,513 --> 00:20:21,472
but so are all our children.
425
00:20:21,603 --> 00:20:23,256
You hear that, Millers?!
426
00:20:23,387 --> 00:20:27,521
The whole Wilson family
is a secret weapon!
427
00:20:27,652 --> 00:20:28,958
Cookie mic drop!
428
00:20:29,088 --> 00:20:31,090
Boom!
429
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:39,142
Dylan, where's the ginger?!
430
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:42,014
Hurry up!
431
00:20:42,145 --> 00:20:44,713
I'm coming, Chef!
I'm coming.
432
00:20:49,152 --> 00:20:51,763
Lookin' good, boys!
Lookin' good!
433
00:20:51,894 --> 00:20:53,852
Now Dylan, hopefully
this punishment
434
00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:56,507
has taught you not to
go behind our backs.
435
00:20:56,638 --> 00:20:59,510
Trust me, Unc.
It has.
436
00:20:59,641 --> 00:21:03,906
Charlie's the hardest boss
I've ever had to work for!
437
00:21:04,036 --> 00:21:06,299
And I was wondering.
438
00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:07,518
[Myles]: Mm-hmm.
439
00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:09,172
Since he's working me so hard,
440
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,826
can I not get socks
for my birthday
441
00:21:10,956 --> 00:21:13,567
for the next three years?
442
00:21:13,698 --> 00:21:15,265
Sorry, Dylan.
That's the rule.
443
00:21:15,395 --> 00:21:17,310
If you open your present early
in this house,
444
00:21:17,441 --> 00:21:18,921
you get socks.
445
00:21:19,051 --> 00:21:21,227
No exceptions.
And for what you did,
446
00:21:21,358 --> 00:21:25,014
I'm going to find the
ugliest socks I can.
447
00:21:25,144 --> 00:21:28,757
Maybe radish or kale socks.
448
00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:30,672
[Myles]: Well, on
the bright side,
449
00:21:30,802 --> 00:21:32,891
with the success of
the block party,
450
00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:35,067
we have so many orders
for Charlie's cookies,
451
00:21:35,198 --> 00:21:37,287
that we might just have
enough money to get
452
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:39,158
that beat machine back.
Which you will have to earn
453
00:21:39,289 --> 00:21:41,247
once you're done with
all your punishments.
454
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,383
With my new marketing campaign
for Charlie's cookies,
455
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,559
I made ten more orders!
456
00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:50,387
-[Myles]: Ooh.
-Wow!
457
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,258
You heard my sister.
458
00:21:52,389 --> 00:21:54,696
Let's get baking!
459
00:21:58,787 --> 00:22:01,790
[music]
460
00:22:02,442 --> 00:22:07,143
[music]
461
00:22:32,342 --> 00:22:33,517
[music]
462
00:22:34,431 --> 00:22:36,912
[music]
463
00:22:36,962 --> 00:22:41,512
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