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The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.

? Your children are not your children

? They are the sons and the daughters of Life's longing for itself

? They come through you but they are not from you

? And though they are with you, they belong not to you

(RETCHING) ? You can give them your love

? But not your thoughts

? They have their own thoughts (PANTING)

? They have their own thoughts

(PHONE BUZZES) ? You can house their bodies

? But not their souls

? For their souls dwell in the place of tomorrow

? Which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams

? You can strive to be like them

? But you cannot make them just like you

? Strive to be like them

? But you cannot make them just like you

? (VOCALISING)

? You can give them your love (ALARM BEEPING)

? But not your thoughts Ugh, shut up, fuck.

? They have their own thoughts (SIGHS)

? They have their own thoughts

(SIGHS) ? You can house their bodies

? But not their souls

? For their souls dwell in the place of tomorrow

? Which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams

? You can strive to be like them

? But you cannot make them just like you. ?

(THUD)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER)

Hi. Hey, Wendy.

Thanks.

? THE BONK: Future 87 ?

? It all happened by accident

? Bodies without names intersecting planes

? Of their stranger vector veins

? Europe is incontinent

? Philip's still alive. ?

(HISSING)

(LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

An Dobhar-chu is no dog...

he is of An Dagda, and I am the Dagda.

Uncage an Dobhar-chu!

He has just dug his way from Dungarvan!

Thanks.

And this afternoon?

Er, 70% chance of drizzle.

Consistent. Good, we could use an easy first week.

And maybe a bit of wind.

Can I ask you something? You have been. (CHUCKLES)

This morning's our first shot, - which is kind of a bit deal. - Yeah.

Is it customary for the lead producer to give a speech?

A speech?

Well, not a speech per se, more of a welcoming message,

a bit of a failte, if you know what I mean?

I really don't, er, but I look forward to it.

Which one's his trailer? Opposite the honey wagon.

Delightful.

Oh, hold your horses! Me lad's half out.

Oh shit. I'm sorry! Shit!

(WHISPERING) Shit! I thought you said he was expecting me?

Well, I presumed you'd still knock.

What did you say your name was?

I don't think I did.

Oh, I'm so sorry about that, I almost had your eye out.

It's OK. It's totally my fault, our fault, totally.

I know we've spoken on the phone, I just wanted to say hello

and, er, good luck in person.

Oh, it's all good, boss. Eh, I'm just delighted to be here!

You know, it's such a privilege to be able

to tell the story of my people-

They're asking for you at production, Miss Patterson.

Well, we couldn't be happier to have you on board, James.

Big Jim's fine, actually. That's what folk call me.

Fits me well, no? (STRAINS)

Er, OK. Big Jim it is. They're saying a production truck

got into a minor scuffle with - a country lane. - Yeah.

Um...

Well, we can catch up properly later.

I think they're setting a cast dinner for this week,

just looking for a decent restaurant. Well, I love to eat out.

Big bush apparently...

OK, could you... Um...

Anyway, er, have a great first day,

break legs and shit, and if you need anything-

I'll ring your bell!

No bother. Don't worry, he's pulled out!

Just in time, prick.

"I'll ring your bell..."

You fuckin' stupid fake.

SEAMUS AND CATHERINE: ? Happy Birthday to you...

? Happy Birthday to you...

JOANNE: Aww, is it homemade?

? Happy Birthday... ? ..would you feck off...

(LAUGHTER) ? Happy Birthday to you. ?

Ah, happy becoming an adult day, Jo-Jo.

No singing from you this morning? That was my gift.

(LIGHT LAUGHTER) We could've waited till later,

my shift starts in twenty. Come on, blow out your candles

so we know you're still single.

Aw.

Christ, how many frogs does a girl have to kiss?

It won't stop me trying. Ah, come here.

Eighteen years old, it's not possible!

If you weren't in a hurry, I'd cut you in half and count your rings.

Actually, when are they - starting filming here? - Er, today.

Oh, so I presume they're not commandeering our place

to house their crew then? In their hole they are.

I told them about my circumstances, then I didn't hear another peep.

Nice to be able to use your chair as a crutch sometimes.

It is actually, Sonny.

Ah, hold on a minute, how can they start filming today

when they haven't told you whether you got that wee part or not? That isn't a good sign.

Those scenes don't film for ages.

I do have my second call back later though.

Ah, but we're still doing a proper surprise cake and the balloons

and all that shit at the White Ridge?

I wouldn't miss it for the world, Daddy.

Right, Keith McCurdle makes us sing his favourite Celine Dion song

when we're late for work, and honestly, not today Jesus.

OK, I'll see you later on, love, after my Folk Group, right?

With a slightly bigger cake. Aye, later skaters.

Later.

? HUGH MASEKELA: Grazing In The Grass ?

Morning!

Ok, pick it up!

Oh, there she is, aye.

Thank you.

Hello! (FEEDBACK SCREECHES)

Hello. Hello!

Good morning Fermanagh!

(SCATTERED APPLAUSE) Oh!

Sorry.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

It felt wrong to not mark this auspicious day with a few words.

Why though? Americans love giving speeches.

Stops them having to listen to anybody else.

I don't think this is... Can we...

It's important that you know... Come on.

...I grew up not far from here.

I recognise a few old, friendly faces here and there.

Is that Colin Buckley?

Colm. I'm sorry, what is that?

Colm. One more time, Colin.

Colm Buckley, the name's Colm Buckley.

Oh! Colm, like Gollum!

If you like. Well...

CREW MEMBER: Take it easy, will ya? It is great to see you again, Colin.

I'm Dermot.

Excuse me?

I'm Dermot Buckley, my older brother's Colm.

Oh, Jesus Chris, Gollum.

Never met a Colin Buckley though.

And there's Barbara the Baker!

I'm a butcher, actually.

Right, the butcher.

Got there eventually. (LAUGHTER)

Barbara the Butcher.

(SIGHS) OK. Well to wrap things up then...

...break legs everyone!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

I imagine in your game, you deal with plenty of

pigs' heads, don't you, Barbara?

I do prefer the entire creature to be used, yes.

Because it would be awful to see the head of a local animal

used a grotesque prop in order to gain foreign investment.

(STAMMERS) I-I'm in no position to, er...

to-to say anything about Brexit. I'm sorry, what's that?

Because I saw you make movements with your little mouth

but all I heard was wind.

Barbara said she-she can't guarantee every pig is local

due to current food safety legislation,

but I suppose we could do a 23andMe, if you have a swab with you?

And the head of the pig in question, of course.

That what you said? Aye.

I'm pleased we ended up in Drumban.

And while you and the rest of your committee here

are welcome to visit our set...

...there will be zero tolerance for anyone who compromises

the professional standards upon which we've build this studio's good name.

Be they butcher, doctor...

or fucking candlestick maker.

No, we get the gist I think. (METALLIC CREAKING)

(CRASH) (CROWD GASPS)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

(CROWD SCREAMS)

MAN: Abandon ship! WOMAN: It's set, you moron!

Abandon set!

(VEHICLE BEEPING)

MAN: Hello, Wendy.

Dad, Christ!

(CHUCKLES) Not quite.

I-I can't stay long.

I just wanted to see what was causing our lovely, quiet road

to turn into a car park.

Er, and to see you, of course. Well, here I am.

PETE: Nothing to worry about folks! Just cos the earth is wet,

there's a small chance that we're gonna get electrocuted

so we're asking people to move to higher ground. OK. (CHUCKLES)

Are you still on the same phone?

Er, yes I am, and I just found the charger.

Well, shall we aim to meet up later, maybe?

Do you swear now?

Pinky bloody promise.

Mm.

A few holes of golf will do you the world of good.

(CURIOUS MUSIC)

(SIGHS)

(HORNS BEEPING)

KEITH: You can't be staying here!

You can't... You can't park here, you're blocking everything!

(CAR HORNS BEEPING) Joanne?

Will you work this afternoon, eh?

It's like Gallipoli out there.

Er, I didn't want to make a big deal about it,

but it's actually my 18th birthday today so...

...I've got plans. Look, I'll have you out of here

by 4:00, but I need to man the forecourt.

They're sucking on the free air machine like it's a commune.

Huh?

Alright, I'll move some things around and I'll be back after lunch, OK?

You're a star. Just chill out, Keith!

Don't touch that! Right, and any snacks or drinks?

No car wash service, no?

Ah, we don't, I'm afraid, but the rain is competitively priced.

Stick a Twirl on it, will you?

That damn pump's not an all you can eat buffet!

(PHONE CHIMES) Have some respect!

Sorry...

Happy birthday. Leave me alone!

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

You're gonna have to back up, then you'll be able to come in.

(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

? JOE DOLAN: You're Such A Good Looking Woman ?

? When God created a woman for me...

She's onto us Seamie, no doubt about it.

You could smell the knowledge off her.

Did she seem angry? Well she accused Barbara the Butcher

of farting out of her own mouth. What?!

BETTY: Is the doctor here yet, Barry?!

She'll forget in a sec. What? That she's old and sick?

Look, did Wendy happen to mention my name at all?

Oh, she knows you're the brains of the operation, no doubt.

Why do you think that? Like, what did she say exactly?

She knows, course she knows.

She's wily.

Women like that, they always just know.

You should've seen the boots and jacket set on her,

pure class, the cow.

Ah, maybe we should just disband the committee

to bring filming to Drumban.

It feels like it's served its purpose

given they're actually filming here now.

Are you mad?

We're way past the point of jumping ship, pal,

we're in too deep for that. Disband the committee?

It's like Al Capone saying let's give up the crime-ringing lads

and set up a chain of nice florists.

(SOBBING) Everyone will forget the murders in time.

I've always wanted a florist.

Oh, shut up you, you dopey cunt.

Ca bhfuil an bloody doctor, Barry!

Anseo!

I arrived only now, Mrs Battles.

I'll just wash my hands, and I'll be with you in a jiffy!

She's been getting a lot of pain in her upper legs...

been needing thorough thigh massages most days.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh, ooh...

Oh... I hope I'm not...

being too firm, Mrs Battles?

Oh, oh... Massages aren't really my thing.

Oh, if you were being too firm, I would've told you.

Oh, oh...

I'll make some tea, so.

They found you, didn't they Seamus?

(TAP RUNNING)

Oh, what a tool. I forgot to take your blood pressure. (CHUCKLES)

They were looking for you, and they found you, clever yokes.

(CHUCKLES) Not long now, so.

Could you make a fist, please?

Have you ever found it strange that the white ridges

that encase our town have no reason to be?

I'm afraid you've lost me there, Betty.

No alabaster deposits for hundreds of miles,

totally alien to the region.

(SIGHS)

(WHISPERING) Betty, who found me?

They need you, doctor.

And now they've found you, all of you. (KETTLE WHISTLING)

They're not done with the Proctors yet, it would seem.

Who's not fuckin' done, Betty?

Milk or sugar? Shush up, you dopey cunt.

That's my dopey cunt.

Thanks, Seamie.

Safe home now. (THUD, SQUEAK)

? ..You watch their eyes, they're so surprised

? They think you've fallen out of heaven

? And if you listen to what they're talking about

? They're talking about who's walking about with an angel at his side. ?

(MUSIC STOPS) (BIRDSONG)

(MUSIC RESUMES)

? THE PLAYMATES: Jo Ann ? ? Jo Ann

? Ah, ah-ah

? Jo Ann... ?

Obviously, I'll let you finish out the week. I'm not a monster.

You're firing me. In my condition?

I'm not firing you, Jules. The position has become redundant.

You were assistant location scout.

We have scouted the locations, good job us.

If I'd known this was the last supper, I'd have ordered more.

Take this away, would you?

Look, there's still lots of other work to be done,

like moving trucks when they're blocking people�s driveways.

It doesn't take two of us, Jules.

Anyway, you can't even drive now.

Sounds like a disability discrimination issue to me.

Excuse me? How'd you banjax your foot?

Fell down a rabbit hole on a location scout.

So you can't work because you got injured at work,

so they're stopping you from working at all?

(INHALES) That's brutal, that.

Our industry has different codes.

I have a cousin who slipped operating the trollies

at the airport, he lives in the Seychelles now.

Oh.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

SEAMUS: I love ya.

Sonny! Joanne! Back.

(LAUGHTER)

I'll race ya.

You wanna see me race, do you?

(LAUGHS)

I'm keeping up, aren't I?

(SIGHS)

(ENGINE STARTS)

(MUSIC QUICKENS)

(PHONE CHIMES)

It was the abductors.

What? Er, Mr McStay's hips.

He just called, said he injured himself doing hip abductor exercises

he saw on a daytime TV show. Ah.

Right. (CLEARS THROAT)

- Idiot. - Mm. (PHONE CHIMES)

Thanks, Sonny.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) (PHONE CHIMES)

You think we'll actually shoot anything today?

No fuckin' chance.

Oh Christ, there's two of you now.

There's a lad here claiming unfair dismissal

from the locations department.

Perfect. And what's the forecast?

Wind predictions have moved from highly blustery to prolonged gusts.

Are we supposed to know which one's better?

(PHONE CHIMES) Couldn't tell you.

(GEESE CACKLING)

Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh, Miss Patterson? The lad that's gonna sue ya,

he's on the dining bus.

(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

(SIGHS)

Sorry, you're the guy from locations?

Jules, yeah.

Oh, I love your boots.

That's really nice, Jules, but am I right in thinking

that you just got fi- Just got relieved of my position because of potential discrimination?

Yep. (SIGHS)

Don't worry though, it's not the one you think. (CHUCKLES)

Thank flip says you, huh? (LAUGHS)

No, Glenda felt she had to let me go

on account of me being unable to do basic tasks

and the job itself being already completed,

which is fair enough, I suppose.

Why did you just tell me that?

That statement basically just cleared me of any legal responsibility.

Right. I'm sorry Jules, I am up to my eyes,

and this feels like it might be an HR issue, if that.

No worries. Safe travels.

I love the book, by the way. What's that?

I'm just saying. Love my history.

So you like the book? Oh, it's a barnstormer.

When I heard they were making a show about it,

I quit my job at Dublin Zoo and here we are.

And we just fired you?

Yeah. Bummer.

(SIGHS)

I'm still gonna watch the show though, so make it good.

Can you drive, Jules?

I can navigate.

Fuck it. I need an assistant that doesn't look like

they're sucking vinegar every time I breathe air.

You're hired. You start today.

(VIOLIN RENDITION OF "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC)

MAN: Will you just turn on the feckin' pump,

you stupid bollock! Right, two-two minutes folks. Sorry.

(CAR HORN BEEPING) (PHONE RING TONE)

Ah, please help me. (OVER VOICEMAIL) Joanne here!

Sorry I can't answer your call,

I'm probably doing something way more fun.

COACH: Come on lads, a bit of movement around here!

The ball won't come to you, you know!

Come on lads, a bit of movement there!

PJ? Could I borrow young Barry Battles for a second there?

Work away, I forgot he was here.

BARRY: Seamie.

What's up? Is it Mammy?

(SIGHS) No, your mammy's, er, stronger than she looks.

I'm here to resign my position as secretary on the committee

to bring filming to Drumban.

Effective immediately and without recourse.

It's a conflict of interest issue, Barry, if anyone asks.

I'm disappointed, Seamus.

What interests are in conflict, if you don't mind me asking?

Well, you're interested in me staying on board

and I have no fuckin' interest in that.

What's he doing here?

Probably selling them wee girls bags of petrol, knowing him.

Keith McCurdle on a GAA pitch?

What next? A united Ireland?

No, I'm looking for your Joanne.

Ah it's her birthday, Keith, will you give her a break?

Didn't she do a shift - this morning already? - Aye.

She was supposed to do a double shift,

but she never came back from lunch. Good for her.

But Joanne told me she was going back to work.

She wasn't delighted about it, but she said she was

cos she reckoned Keith might cry again or make her sing more ballads.

But she never came back, Seamie. Her phone's been off for hours.

Maybe she's busy, girls. On her 18th birthday?

Ah, there'll be a reason.

Joanne's always been the responsible one in the family.

I know that, Seamie.

That's why I'm worried.

(VIOLIN RENDITION OF "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC CONTINUES)

(CROWS CAW)

(KEYS JINGLE)

REVEREND: Yous two members?

This is Jules, my driver.

Aye, he's doing a grand job.

MAUDE: No weather for hitting balls, I'm afraid.

We'll meet you in the clubhouse for a hot toddy.

Just need to change my soggy socks.

OK. JULES: I'll mind the car.

Good luck.

(CAR BLEEPING)

(VIOLIN RENDITION OF "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC CONTINUES)

You missed our crystal wedding celebrations, Wendy.

We played foursome scramble.

Maude would love to have seen you.

Well, you missed my wedding, so we're equal, I suppose.

No. No, you didn't get married.

But the fact that you had to think about it

suggests we should keep our expectations of each other's

ceremonial attendances relatively low, don't you agree?

The frustrating thing about you, Wendy...

Oh here we go... is that you've really convinced yourself that

we're the reason you don't come back here, haven't ya?

And you must know deep down

that simply isn't the case. We tried.

We can only leave the door open so long, Wendy.

I didn't know family homes had opening hours.

Is that why you're home now? To castigate us further?

God no. I'm home for the sunshine.

Well, you certainly brought it.

I'm gonna have a cigarette.

Yes, I sometimes still smoke, and no, we're not gonna talk about it today.

(PANTING)

(VIOLIN RENDITION OF "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC CONTINUES)

Wendy?

These past few years, especially since I've been in California,

I've done a lot of work on myself.

Well, it doesn't show.

Your face and everything still look very natural to me.

On the inside, Dad.

My mental wellbeing, my state of mind.

But that's not the point.

So, what is the point?

You didn't believe me.

This? What... What is it?

Twenty years? More?

I was taken up there.

How was I supposed to process that shite?

I came to you, and you accused me of being drunk.

Well, you were drunk, darling. That doesn't mean I was lying!

You feel I failed you.

All that preaching, I come to you with the truth

and you shat all over it.

Wendy, I couldn't believe what you said to be true

and also be an honest servant of God.

Those things up there...

...they don't really go very well with this.

But it doesn't mean I didn't believe you.

No? Those wee eyes of yours...

...never a lie in sight.

So, you did believe me?

If that wee girl believes that she was taken away

by wee blue men, then that is what happened. OK?

Well, that's not what happened.

I believe you, Wendy, isn't that enough?

I believe you also.

And I believe they come back here all the time.

Oh, why wouldn't they? It's a lovely part of the world.

Exodus 23:9,

"You shall not oppress an alien,

for you know the heart of an alien,

seeing you were aliens in the land of Egypt".

I'm not sure that's what that meant.

The other couples are here, Frank, shall we pop back into the lounge?

You'll join us for a quick drink? They'll be needing me back on set.

Oh, well, we all have our crosses to bear.

(TENSE MUSIC)

I'm afraid, er, Wendy can't join us this afternoon

as she's a big hotshot in the films these days.

Good luck with the shoot. Thank you.

I saw you earlier, I think, Roger from the Bank.

Oh, no, er, I'm not with the AIB anymore,

not in the last 15 years now.

Roger isn't actually allowed into a physical branch these days

on account of all the downright nasty things they said about him

in the hearings about the financial collapse.

Hearings, what's done is done.

Increasingly, people can't seem to let things go.

We're enduring an epidemic of grievance!

Ah, here, Reverend, no talk of epidemics,

it'll make your Astra Zeneca boil over.

(LAUGHTER)

Let me guess, anti-vax?

God no. I don't think the Chinese are trying to kill us.

I do think the British Monarchy is though.

Right. Same way they killed Lady Diana.

I'd better be off or I'll hit the Sligo rush hour.

And possibly Amy Winehouse.

And that's all folks!

(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)

Fuckin' Looney Tunes.

Every fuckin' way you look. And why does it not stop raining?

Fuckin' temperate coastal climates.

(CROW CAWS) Oh!

You're welcome back any time.

And never forget what I said.

We believe you.

The question is...

why don't you believe us?

Open your mind, Wendy.

Don't let them wash your little brain away.

Good to have a hobby at that age.

(OMINOUS DRONING)

She wouldn't have left her phone in a locker or something?

No, we got rid of the lockers when the rats came back.

No answer. No point leaving another message.

And your mother? Well, she turns off her phone

at Folk Group, so myself and Shelly

are gonna head up to the school and see if she knows anything.

What about her audition?

Didn't she have that call back or something?

Maybe they cancelled after they saw my audition.

Jesus Cliona. What? That's what happens sometimes.

I was really good. Well, it doesn't explain why

she was a no show in the woods. It could be bitterness.

Girls. There'll be some good reason, and we'll laugh about it

in the pub later.

I could go and check the woods, see if she's-No.

Er...

No, I'll take the woods. Um, it's getting dark.

Thanks, girls.

(WIND WHISTLING)

Shoot day one down. (CHUCKLES)

How'd we do on set?

Well, due to weather issues and some faulty equipment,

we're maybe a day and a half behind.

We've only shot one day.

BIG JIM: Yeah, yeah, everything went great.

Today was amazing.

Swung my sword a lot.

All of my dialogue went smoothly.

That sounds brilliant, Jimmy.

Done... (KNOCKING AT DOOR)

I'm just... just on the phone to me sister.

Er, they've called it. No filming today.

Hello? Sorry.

Better luck tomorrow - or the next day maybe? - Jimmy?

Probably not. Are you there?

Yeah, just great to get a day under my belt.

Ah. yeah.

Anyway, how's that baby?

Ah she's great, Jimmy.

So proud of her movie star daddy. (CHUCKLES)

I told ya... it's only TV.

(UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC)

Was everything always this small?

You left school last year, Sonny.

Oh, I gotta take a whiz. Er, I'll check the classrooms

this end if you wanna track down my mother's fuck group.

Folk Group I mean, sorry. (LAUGHS)

(VIOLIN RENDITION OF "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC)

SEAMUS: Joanne!

Joanne!

Joanne!

Joanne!

Joanne!

(LOW DRONING)

Wendy!

(PHONE BUZZING)

Proctor? Seamus Proctor.

Proctor? The doctor's son?

My daughter seems to think that you two were abducted by aliens!

Seamie, tell him what happened.

Now, what do you think of that, young Proctor?

I don't know what she's talking about.

Well, so... enough of this, Wendy!

If it's not one thing, it's another! You think I'm lying?

You and your mother, you're both living in a fantasy land!

It's getting late, I'd better be off.

I'll see you about, Wendy.

(PHONE BUZZING) (SOMBRE MUSIC)

Hello? Finally.

Is this to do with you? What?

Joanne is missing.

Are you behind it in some way? Just tell me.

Have you been drinking, Seamus?

(UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC)

Sorry. Sorry, to disturb you, it's just, er...

Mrs Proctor, have you seen Joanne?

Er, yes, um, well, I was talking to her earlier.

Why? What's up? What's all the fuss, Sonny?

You've been in touch with Joanne? Er, yes.

Er, I said yes. I mean, she's making her way back from Enniskillen.

Oh, that's great. Um...

Dad just thought maybe something had happened to her.

Like what? (SCOFFS)

Can a girl not change her plans without everyone losing their mind?

Hey, Shelly, it's Matt from maths.

Yeah, I know.

Sorry, I think maybe the film crew being in town has made us

all a bit dramatic. (LAUGHS) How's medical school going, Sonny?

Good, yeah, good thanks.

Er, we'll let yous all get back to your beautiful tune, so.

Er, The White Ridge at 8:00.

Three, four... (UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC)

- What? - I'm just saying sometimes our minds can betray us,

someone told me that once. Oh, so this is what, revenge?

Psycho. It's not.

I'm not, just- Did you cancel her audition?

Er, did I what? Messing with me is one thing,

making the town bend over backwards for production,

trying to take my home, hinting shit to my wife,

fine, you're angry, but my daughter!

My daughter! What's wrong with you?

OK, take a breath, Seamus, you sound insane.

I mean, I did do those other things, but...

I don't know where Joanne is, I've been-

What if they're back, Wendy?

The things.

Joanne never has her phone off. I'm always annoying her about it.

Obviously you're having some anxiety issues.

You think I have issues? You need help!

In California, I did a lot of work on myself.

(SCOFFS) Well, it doesn't show.

Listen to me, Seamus...

...the key to receiving support effectively...

is first understanding - how to ask for help. - What...

Do you know how to ask for help?

Help! Help!

That's good. You feel heard?

Ah, fuck.

(PANTING) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Has anyone seen my wee girl?

(CHATTER DIES DOWN)

I'm only worried I suppose because...

cos she never has her phone off.

Ah, Noel...

...you know Joanne, don't you? You tried to teach her the piano

but she has my sausage fingers. I haven't seen Joanne today, Seamie.

She'll show up, I know she will.

Barry, you don't know shit.

I've been saying that for years.

It's only been a few hours, Seamie. What has you so worried?

(SIGHS) What about a drink and a sit down?

I'm worried because, er, you know that expression "you'd never know"?

But that's for now, because you'd never know.

I live by that motto. Never know what, Seamie?

Well, you never know what might...

...appear out there, in the woods from time to time.

- What? - Seamie, are you sure you don't want a settler?

(SIGHS) Ulcer says no.

What-What might appear out in the woods from time to time?

Well, things that might take a person for a bit.

Joanne never has her phone off. I'm always nagging her about it,

that's the funny thing. (CHUCKLES)

Aye, that's the funny thing.

Take a person where, Seamie?

Um...

Well, up into their... um...

(LOW DRONING)

Up in their...

Up in their...

er...

Um, into their, er...

...um...

...spaceship...

...I suppose you might call it.

Are you referring to aliens, Dr Proctor?

BARRY: Seamie...

...were you taken? Um...

Er...

(UNDER HIS BREATH) Ah, fuck.

I... being pulled up, um...

...wasn't that scary, maybe a wee bit...

It was like falling into water, warm...

...but I still remember this sensation of waking inside it.

You know, it felt familiar...

like waking up at a house party but...

at a stranger's place, hungover on some communal stairs kind of vibe.

I didn't care for it that much.

But Wendy...

...Wendy seemed excited by it.

(LAUGHS) Giddy even.

I don't know what they wanted with us...

or if they even got it...

...but I want them to stay away from my wee girl.

So, you were there too?

I don't know what he's talking about.

(MURMURS AROUND THE PUB)

Maybe you were flying solo, Seamie.

What the f...

Joanne! Oh how... Where the...

Jesus. I'll have what he's having.

(LAUGHTER) I checked everywhere.

Your phone! I told Mum I was going

into Enniskillen to get a tattoo. What?

Why didn't she tell me that? Well, I didn't tell her

about the tattoo bit, obviously.

Oh... Ah...

What is going on with me today? (LAUGHS)

Maybe when you were up there E.T. took a piss in your brainbox.

(LAUGHTER)

Er, listen um I might go home a bit early, darling.

My guts are at me a bit.

OK. OK?

Alright.

You have a good night.

Er... (CHUCKLES)

Fuck. (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(DOOR OPENS)

(CHILDREN GIGGLING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

? BACCARA: Yes Sir, I Can Boogie ?

? Yes Sir, I can boogie...

Dr Proctor has left...

...if that's who you were looking for.

? ..boogie, boogie

? All night long

? Yes Sir, I can boogie... ?

(CAR DOOR CLOSES) (CAR HORN BEEPS)

(DOOR OPENS)

Mm. How was it?

There's cake, and it's in my hand.

That's always been my favourite too. Mm.

You alright?

I feel a bit silly to be honest, Joanne.

Me too.

One of the film people said that actors don't really get tattoos

so that they can be blank canvases.

To go with their blank heads? (CHUCKLES)

Do you wanna see it?

Go on then.

Given all the grief its caused, let's have a look.

Proctor.

I'm a right sucker for that Crucible.

That's my name.

Aye.

Our name, Daddy.

You make sure you clean that properly.

I get a lot of teenagers back from their holidays

with tramp stamps like stigmata.

Aye, I'll take care of it, Daddy.

Proctor...

That's a goody.

? Your children are not your children

? They are the sons and the daughters of Life's longing for itself

? They come through you but they are not from you

? And though they are with you, they belong not to you

? You can give them your love but not your thoughts

? They have their own thoughts

? They have their own thoughts

? You may house their bodies but not their souls

? For their souls dwell in the place of tomorrow

? Which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams

? You can strive to be like them

? But you cannot make them just like you

? Strive to be like them

? But you cannot make them just like you

? (VOCALISING)

? Your children are not your children... ?

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