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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:20,770 Keys, keys, keys. 2 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,689 The reporter from Fortune Magazine 3 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,024 will be here at 9:00. 4 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,650 - Okay. - Your lunch is confirmed. 5 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,193 And it's Randall Cole's birthday. 6 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:29,279 - Any genius gift ideas? - Let me think. 7 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,073 Um, he is the chairman of my board, so... 8 00:00:33,616 --> 00:00:35,076 Uh... 9 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,411 - My floor seats. - Your floor seats. 10 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,295 Housemates, is anybody up? 11 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:47,547 I lost my keys at the club. 12 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:02,645 And please, no more parking tickets. 13 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:05,231 The fines, they're gonna affect your credit score. 14 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:07,108 Yeah, I got it. 15 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:12,530 And no sampling the merchandise. 16 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,908 - I'm not kidding. - All right, Frank. 17 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:26,503 Morning. 18 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:28,630 - Mm. - L-love it, love it. 19 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:31,341 Lose it. Never admit you had it. 20 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:34,177 Reporter's ready right over there, down the hatch. 21 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,014 Thank you. 22 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,441 Frank's Woodfired, hot and fresh! 23 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:51,569 Enjoy. 24 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:52,904 You know, it looks like you're already 25 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,114 set up with some kombucha. 26 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,782 Curtis's mom home-makes it. 27 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:57,200 - Everyone loves Beverly's Booch. - Hm. 28 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,868 - Hm. - Shall we? 29 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,088 BeScheduled isn't just a calendar app. 30 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:11,798 It's a lifestyle tool that keeps you 31 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,550 on time and on schedule. 32 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:17,303 Like the cool kids say, "FOMO no mo." 33 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:20,139 Employees get a carbon offset workspace, flex scheduling, 34 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,850 and our Mother's Room is available to anyone 35 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,977 who needs a time out, mother or not. 36 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,937 Sounds like everything's going as scheduled 37 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,188 here at BeScheduled. 38 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,107 - I see what you did there. - Yep. 39 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,484 So, no truth to the rumors, the board is ousting you 40 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,528 and replacing you with Sadie Cole. 41 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:34,988 What? 42 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:36,948 Absolutely not. 43 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,284 You're firing me... 44 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,870 from the company that I founded 45 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:44,873 and replacing me with Randall's daughter? 46 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:47,208 And no one here has a problem with this? 47 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,169 Subscriptions are down. 48 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:52,338 You've had three bad quarters in a row. 49 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:55,508 Sadie resuscitated Glamour Shack 50 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,635 with-with her friendship bracelet initiative. 51 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,013 Her being my daughter isn't the point. 52 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:02,056 She has big, fresh ideas. 53 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:04,100 You blocked me from my proposals 54 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,727 to update the web interface design. 55 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:08,438 I am over here trying to revitalize this brand, 56 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:10,982 and you have blocked me at every turn. 57 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:14,903 It is the job of a board to support its founder's vision, 58 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:16,696 and you set me up to fail. 59 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,573 We have a fiduciary responsibility 60 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:19,908 to our shareholders, 61 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,701 and we've lost confidence in you. 62 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,913 As chairman, I have to make tough decisions. 63 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:28,166 Getting the stock price back up is our primary concern. 64 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:31,461 Every stock has a down day, Randall. 65 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:35,131 The board has the voting power to remove you. 66 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,507 It was unanimous. 67 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,263 Even you, Margery? 68 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,224 The first female fist through the glass ceiling? 69 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:47,143 Where is the sisterhood, Margery? 70 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:51,105 Your exit compensation package. 71 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:52,231 No. No. 72 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,275 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 73 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,694 I can't, um, it's fine. 74 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,321 Aww, Megs. 75 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,282 No crying in baseball. 76 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:05,954 Actually, Randall, 77 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:09,624 there is no crying in basketball. 78 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:13,544 Also, you no longer validate parking. 79 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,630 So, there. 80 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:19,509 Oh, and you tell Sadie, we are not friends. 81 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:25,640 Hold on. Aged out? Of what? 82 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,643 Girl, I just sent you Randall's press release about Sadie. 83 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,895 Be strong. 84 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,605 Ahh. 85 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,817 "It's sad, Megan Moore is an icon, 86 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:37,193 but it's time she steps aside 87 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,821 to let a new generation revive the brand?" 88 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:42,323 I'm only eight years older than Sadie. 89 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,783 We're both millennials. 90 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,618 Randall's working overtime to trash you. 91 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,745 Says you've lost your touch. 92 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,665 Yuki, what am I supposed to do? 93 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,750 I'm the best executive recruiter around. 94 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,794 Normally I could find some moneybags backer 95 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,879 for a new venture, but you're radioactive. 96 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:59,340 You need to lie low. Let this blow over. 97 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,717 But all I do is work. 98 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,093 I mean, who am I even 99 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,928 if I'm not running a company? 100 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,014 Self-care. Reconnect with old friends. 101 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:07,849 Meditate. Volunteer. 102 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,475 Do people actually do those things? 103 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,144 No idea. Saw it on TikTok. 104 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:16,858 Greg. Greg, hi. 105 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:18,401 Megan Moore. 106 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,866 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Long time no talk. 107 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:25,867 Uh-huh. 108 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:30,913 Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. 109 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,459 Oh, three kids. 110 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,670 Wow, Greg, you-you-you're breaking up a little bit. I... 111 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:48,389 A lot has happened to my sophomore year roommate. 112 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:51,267 How did every guy I ever dated moved on already? 113 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:58,107 Hello and welcome to the mindful movement. 114 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,526 I'm Sarah Raymond, and I invite you 115 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,278 to make yourself comfortable. 116 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,864 No, there's no way it's only been one minute. 117 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:08,242 Take a moment to pause. 118 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:10,161 Bubble hopping is as simple as getting out of your own 119 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,954 bubble and getting to know someone else 120 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:14,916 from a different bubble. Broaden your horizons. 121 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:17,710 See things from another person's point of view. 122 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,837 Experience their day-to-day. 123 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,006 Get out of your own boring rut. 124 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:27,136 That's it. 125 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,099 Hey, the nice lady at the rescue 126 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:33,601 said you all just need a good walk. 127 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,061 Easy-peasy, right? 128 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,312 Oooh. 129 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,688 Curtis, help! 130 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,065 Help me, 911! 131 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,235 Thank you for rounding up the dogs. 132 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:44,070 Sure. I didn't know you cooked. 133 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:47,490 Oh, I don't. I think these spices came with the house. 134 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:48,866 Do you think that we organized them 135 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,202 alphabetically or by flavor profile? 136 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:57,041 You need a real project. 137 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,961 Like, something you can sink your claws into 138 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:03,214 and shred to pieces and eat the beating heart out off. 139 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,298 You know, be yourself. 140 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:06,843 Yes, I know. But what? 141 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:10,596 No. No, it's my mom. Nope. 142 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,473 - You have a mom? - Yes. 143 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:15,435 I work very hard to keep Lois out of my flight path. 144 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:18,312 Lois? Years together, I never knew this. 145 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:21,399 Yes, well, if you ever met her or my sister, 146 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,025 you would understand why. 147 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,527 You have a sister? 148 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,404 Yep. 149 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,114 I'm dizzy. 150 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,574 Next you're gonna tell me you have a dad. 151 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,784 Oh, no. I don't. He died when I was 13. 152 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,286 Oh, thank God. 153 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:35,288 His passing kind of ruined my childhood. 154 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:36,456 Sorry. Sorry. 155 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:38,749 No, I meant more like, 156 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,794 how much of your real life have you kept hidden from me? 157 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:42,962 Well, let's see. 158 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,173 Uh, Izzy, sister, 159 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:47,800 was a toddler when our dad died. 160 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:50,720 My mom remarried, and Ken's the only father figure 161 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,138 who she's ever really known. 162 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,764 - Ken? - Mm-hmm. 163 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,600 And they've been bothering me to come over for dinner 164 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,310 ever since I got fire... 165 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,395 Fi... 166 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,355 I can't do it. 167 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:03,858 Ooh, it's Beverly's turkey taco night. 168 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,527 - Can I leave early? - Yes, of course. 169 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,696 Jealous you're so close with your mom. 170 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,072 Go. See your mom. 171 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,034 Bring her the spices. 172 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:21,959 Sorry. We already gave at the office. 173 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,086 Oh, that's... Here we go. 174 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,505 Kidding. 175 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,549 - Fun. - Come on in. 176 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,968 - Hug. - Hello. 177 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,262 - Mm. - Ohh. 178 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,139 You know, I thought you'd look more depressed. 179 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,557 You sound disappointed. 180 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,100 Well, it's okay to show feelings. 181 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:40,645 Have you been journaling? Mourning gratitude? 182 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,104 Are these the questions I have to answer 183 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:43,731 before I cross a troll bridge? 184 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,858 Mom, Megan's here. 185 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:52,740 Oh, a sight for sore eyes! 186 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,408 The Meg! 187 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,994 Dad, that's not the compliment you think it is anymore. 188 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,622 Very good to see you. Ken, I brought you some spices. 189 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,207 Oh, oh. 190 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,917 Smells so good. 191 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,169 Ooh, it's Friday. 192 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:08,798 I'm making the ladies Grown-Up Shirley Temples. 193 00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:09,840 - Uh-oh. - On the rock. 194 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,343 Wonderful. 195 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,762 That Good Ship Lollipop goes down smooth. Thank you, Ken. 196 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,556 The bartender's on duty all night. 197 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:19,892 That sounds like my firstborn child, 198 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,769 but it couldn't be because that would require 199 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,938 she visit me ever. 200 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,356 Feet off the sofa, Izz. 201 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,317 Oh, poor, poor baby. 202 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:30,736 I'm fine, it's fine. 203 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:32,530 Ah. You know, I just thought you might look 204 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,864 a little more depressed. 205 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,533 Why, thanks, mom. 206 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,909 How are you? How have you been? 207 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,911 Oh, well, I barely survived last week. 208 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,455 - What happened? - My sciatica flared. 209 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:43,624 But Izzy was my nursemaid, 210 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,376 and we ordered an ice cream 211 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,295 and watched some cozy mysteries. 212 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,171 Harrowing tale. So glad you survived. 213 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,715 Oh, goody, oh. 214 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:52,967 The man's finished fixing Izzy's car. 215 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,468 Kenny, can you come pay him? 216 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,846 Yes, yes, here I come. 217 00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:58,639 And there you go. 218 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,725 Mm. Oh. 219 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,310 Now that you have a new window 220 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,978 and I put you on my phone plan, 221 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:07,315 I just feel so much better knowing you're safe, Izz. 222 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,317 Thank you, mom, love you. 223 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:11,277 Okay, you pay for Izzy's phone? 224 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,904 Well, only since her old one got stolen. 225 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,323 Mm, yeah. 226 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:16,866 I handed my purse to some girl 227 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:18,743 in the bathroom line for, like, one second. 228 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,370 I'm so amazed that she didn't steal your wallet. 229 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,164 Oh, there's nothing in there anyways. 230 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:25,499 So, what else did I miss? 231 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:28,919 Well, meeting Izzy's new boyfriend, for one. 232 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:31,130 Woody would be here, but he's waiting to be bailed out. 233 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,090 Hm. 234 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,258 Of jail? 235 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,260 Well, street art is his passion. 236 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,762 He tried to make a run for it, but you know, 237 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,138 he's not a fitness guy. 238 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,064 Hmm. 239 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,696 Hey, dad. 240 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:56,864 How's it going up there? 241 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,827 You'd really like the basketball this season. 242 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,038 I think it's our year. 243 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,173 I'm finally relaxing 244 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,592 after years of nose to the grindstone. 245 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:20,429 You know, one time in 2019, I didn't sleep for three nights. 246 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,640 - I did that at Burning Man. - I was relaunching the app. 247 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,392 - I was relaunching myself. - Okay, well... 248 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,811 it is not a competition, girls. 249 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,649 Mm, Ken, tank's empty. 250 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,025 These are delish, though. 251 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,111 - What is the secret ingredient? - Alcohol. 252 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:38,030 You know, Megan, why don't you let Ken make you some coffee? 253 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,199 Blegh! 254 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,159 You know, sweetie, now that you're not 255 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,911 so busy with work all the time... 256 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,247 Actually, I'm very busy. I'm volunteering at a doghouse. 257 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,082 It's a shelter. It's a doghouse shelter. 258 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,251 Well, maybe you two sisters could hang out. 259 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,585 Sisters. 260 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:52,753 - Nothing like sis... - Ken? 261 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,004 - Coffee. - Yeah. 262 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,632 - I love dog rescues. - Sure. 263 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,843 I mean, it is a good idea, mom. 264 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:02,972 But I could never take your little Izzy Wizzy away from you. 265 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:05,558 What are you-what are you talking about? 266 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:08,477 Guys, do not make me say it. 267 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,730 You're completely codependent. 268 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:13,441 And Izzy, I love you, but you have no ability 269 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,984 to take care of yourself. 270 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,570 Mom and K-dog just swoop in and fix everything. 271 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:20,990 Okay, you know what? Izzy is just finding her path. 272 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,951 Path? She's almost 30. It's a road to nowhere. 273 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,202 You know what? That's enough, Megan. 274 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,620 I'm sorry. 275 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,581 Kid, you got a lot of potential. 276 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:30,708 And you wanna know something, if you let me 277 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,668 I could turn your life right around. 278 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,044 I would run it like a corporation, 279 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,921 and you would be a big success. 280 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,257 - Huge. - Ken, please. 281 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,634 I mean, Megan makes solid points. 282 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:43,012 I wanna thank you for that backup, K-Dog. I really do. 283 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,055 But mom's right, and I should call a ride share. 284 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,682 No, I'll drive you. 285 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,934 I don't like you riding in cars with strangers. 286 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,144 Hmm. 287 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,896 The Ken-pire strikes back. 288 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,314 Here we go. Thank you. 289 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,774 Thank you for dinner. Okay. 290 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:59,904 Sweetie, she's just going through a rough time. 291 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,572 She's venting. 292 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,542 Oh. 293 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,961 Okay, okay, I'm coming. I'm coming. 294 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:16,962 Okay. 295 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:23,385 Hi. Uh, if we're about to slap fight, could we do it outside? 296 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,970 The cleaners were just here. 297 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,766 Oh, oh, oh, Iz, Iz, Iz... 298 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,101 If this is about last night, I didn't mean it. 299 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,145 No, you did mean it. 300 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,730 Okay, I did, but in much more of, like, 301 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,273 an inside voice kind of a way. 302 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,235 You were right. I am almost 30. I'm freaking out. 303 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,779 I'm not together. I'm a wreck. I'm not perfect like you. 304 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,155 No, no, no. I never said I was perfect. 305 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,573 Okay, the last 12 hours 306 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,450 since your speech has been a journey. 307 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,953 Bigger than when I went to that sound bath in Joshua Tree 308 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,746 and I saw the space wolf. 309 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,414 I need coffee for this. 310 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,917 I'm freaking out. I need your help. 311 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,710 There was a lot of cocktail involved in that. 312 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:59,380 Yeah, cocktails tell the truth. In Vegas, Veritas. 313 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,048 Or whatever that saying is. 314 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,094 Run my life like a corporation. 315 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,263 Make me your project. Make decisions for me. 316 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:08,931 Make me a success like you. 317 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,933 I'm just... 318 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,519 not really a success right now, Iz, okay? 319 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,813 Just ask my former board of directors. 320 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,318 I will do anything you say. 321 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,319 Promise. 322 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,950 You really do mean this, don't you? 323 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:31,579 Uh, mom did say she wanted us to hang out. 324 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,497 Okay, no, wait. Nope, I get it. 325 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,542 I get it now. You're just substituting out mom with me. 326 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,419 - Nope. - No. Y-you could have help. 327 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,212 You could have support, like, what if you built, like, 328 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,964 a little board of directors thingy, okay? 329 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,967 Or, like, just, like, a really supportive board. 330 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,760 I mean, it's not the worst idea. 331 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,596 What? Did I just have a good idea? 332 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:49,889 I could see it, actually. 333 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,766 Uh, life coach by committee. 334 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:56,145 A team of people to guide you, set you up for success, 335 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,105 help you learn to stand on your own two feet. 336 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,899 Yes, that. That's what I need. I need that. 337 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,278 I mean, it's so crazy. It kind of just might work. 338 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,238 So, uh, who do we put on this board? 339 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:08,991 Oh, I know someone perfect. 340 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,118 - Mom. - No, absolutely not. 341 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,369 Mom is... 342 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,330 Izzy, mom is half the problem. 343 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,539 We cannot even tell mom about this. 344 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,291 But we share everything. 345 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,084 She's gonna smell the secret on me like onion bagel breath. 346 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:22,296 Izzy! It is time to cut the apron strings. 347 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,714 - What does that even mean? - Okay. 348 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,215 It-it just means no mom. 349 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,675 You have to promise me. 350 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,138 I saw you just cross your fingers behind your back. 351 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,514 How old are we, Izzy? 352 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,850 Okay, thank you. 353 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,644 - Was that so hard? - Hmm. 354 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,979 Okay, let me book us some office space. 355 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,231 Oh, I know, we can use that place, uh, 356 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,067 Lilypadd, that co-work place that went under. 357 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,194 It'll be perfect. There's nobody there. 358 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:48,405 And I will find our board of directors. 359 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,240 Just you leave it to me. 360 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:57,247 Oh, come on, come on, come on. There it is. 361 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,795 Hey, that was mine. 362 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:16,266 Izzy, no, no, don't you dare double dip. 363 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,435 Did you just double dare me to do it? 364 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,812 Don't eat the hummus. 365 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,772 We're ready to go. Music cue's all loaded. 366 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,691 Great. Entertaining her is gonna be key. 367 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,362 All right. 368 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,030 Izzy, come have a seat. 369 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,704 Why would you... Okay. 370 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,955 It's a nice assortment. 371 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:44,545 All right. Well, without any further ado... 372 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:47,339 Isobel Alexandra Moore, are you ready 373 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:51,093 to meet your new board of directors? 374 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,596 You are familiar with her work if you've seen my wardrobe. 375 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:58,767 - A queen of fashion. - Professional stylist. Jila. 376 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,108 She's like a supermodel. 377 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,735 She loves a fixer-upper. 378 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:14,032 Uh, it's not giving. 379 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,659 - It's taking. - Taking? 380 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,287 - I love an impossible challenge. - Okay. 381 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:21,081 Next up, we have retired CPA, 382 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,334 small business owner, and kitten rescue advocate... 383 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,129 Your current boss, Frank. 384 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,428 Frank, you're in on this. 385 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,513 Rooting for you, baby. 386 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,224 - Boom. - Oh, you little softie. 387 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,351 Frank wants you to find your financial footing 388 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:44,688 and a new career far away from his pizza business. 389 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,231 Far away. 390 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,317 Okay, our next board member 391 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:52,029 is the author of an extremely popular e-mail newsletter 392 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,198 on love and relationships, 393 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,699 Soulxercise. 394 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,076 Patsy! 395 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,577 Izzy's childhood babysitter. 396 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:10,506 Izzy bear, come in for a smother. 397 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,715 Ah! 398 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,801 Izzy was a lovable terror 399 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,803 who always went through my purse. 400 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,930 I'm excited to see who she'll become. 401 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,599 Okay. 402 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,352 There's one more person who's late. 403 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,104 Not impressing me. 404 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,647 Curtis, I thought you screened this guy. 405 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:29,441 I did. He was the best applicant from online. 406 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,985 Also the only one who wasn't totally bananas. 407 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,446 Right. Uh, pardon. 408 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,990 Every responsible board must recruit an independent director, 409 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,409 meaning someone who has no personal stake in the company, 410 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,621 so I'm afraid we can't really proceed until we... 411 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,997 Oh. 412 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,670 Ah, the parking thief. 413 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,421 The bubble-hopping guy? 414 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,675 Dominic Hayes, chair of psychology at Rossmore College. 415 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,885 So, she's a fan of my videos. 416 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,387 I wouldn't say a fan, 417 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,431 more of a algorithmically accidental viewer. 418 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,142 And that parking spot was fair game. 419 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,727 Uh, why did you respond to the ad? 420 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,105 A person's life ran like a corporation. 421 00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,857 Never hopped into that kind of bubble. 422 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,108 Bring it on. 423 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,201 Hey! 424 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,871 Hello, fellow board members. 425 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,581 I am Megan, Izzy's sister, 426 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,958 and the chairperson of this board. Hmm? 427 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,085 Yes, with a question already. 428 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,212 Yeah, I thought the role of chairperson 429 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,547 is something we all vote on. 430 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,299 Right. 431 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,884 Robert's Rules of Order 432 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,260 will be followed by this board. 433 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,344 Curtis, are you taking minutes? 434 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,221 - Always am. - Great. 435 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,973 Then I formally propose 436 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,434 that I be chairperson of this board, 437 00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,977 unless, of course, anyone else thinks 438 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,271 that they are better suited for the job. 439 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,647 Not me. 440 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,441 All in favor, say "aye." Aye. 441 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:53,817 There, we voted. 442 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,068 - You happy? - Yeah. 443 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,612 Good. 444 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,905 Now, let's get started. 445 00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:01,450 Izzy, what do you want out of life? 446 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:05,037 I, um, I wanna be able to afford nice stuff. 447 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,663 Gorgeous stuff. 448 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,415 Um, I would love hair, 449 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,542 like they have in the shampoo commercials. 450 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,295 And a boyfriend who's not gonna sell my TV for burrito money. 451 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,047 How about for calzone money? 452 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,758 - Goals. Limited... - Mhm. 453 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:20,469 - But nonetheless, goals. - Mm-hmm. 454 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:24,222 Okay, now, our primary objective 455 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,016 is to ensure that we improve 456 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,353 the overall trajectory of Izzy's life. 457 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,771 Our core value, 458 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,148 make sure that Izzy's best interests 459 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,775 are front and center. 460 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,193 All in favor, say "aye." 461 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:37,611 Aye. 462 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,238 Wonderful. 463 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:43,075 Izzy, do you promise to follow the objectives 464 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,243 set forward by your board of directors? 465 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,288 I do. 466 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,375 - Yeah, there. - That's... 467 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,335 Wow. 468 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,711 Curtis strike that from the minutes. 469 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,296 The minutes shall reflect 470 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,799 that this board has officially been formed. 471 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,634 I'll send you those bylaws later. 472 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,136 All right, on to committee assignments. 473 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,514 Jila, branding and marketing. 474 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:08,016 Frank, finance and strategic planning. 475 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,142 You got it. 476 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,602 Patsy did you just hit 477 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,437 40 years married to Al? 478 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,314 And still snuggling like newlyweds. 479 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,607 Okay, your committee's definitely 480 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,150 relationship management. 481 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,485 If everyone doesn't already 482 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,195 have BeScheduled on their phone... 483 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,655 - Download it. - Download it. 484 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,781 I'll be sending calendar invites for 485 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:23,782 everyone's individual 486 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,325 presentations. 487 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,412 As for our psychology professor... 488 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,373 Right, yes. He's our unbiased observer. 489 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,916 He's responsible for evaluating 490 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,460 if the board is generally on the right track. 491 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,338 And your unpaid attendance is mandatory. 492 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,631 Well, it's a good thing 493 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,591 my workload is light this semester. 494 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,593 So, what's your committee assignment? 495 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,637 Operations oversight. 496 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,180 I will make sure that best practices 497 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,641 are used for all of our deliverables. 498 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,601 Now, our deadline. 499 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,895 Izzy's 30th birthday. 500 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,315 I know what you're thinking. It's only three months away. 501 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,983 - Good luck with that. - No problem for me. 502 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,068 - Three months. - So, we can do this. 503 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,445 With our guidance, 504 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,031 her world will be overhauled. 505 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,450 We can help her master the life skills needed 506 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,161 to be profitable and successful. 507 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:10,704 Let's do it. 508 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,247 Go, Izzy. 509 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,749 On that note, meeting adjourned. 510 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,584 We can do it. 511 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:18,211 Per ushe, I'm a miracle worker. 512 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:21,006 Troy Graves, nepo baby to the Graves oil dynasty, 513 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,967 is looking to impress daddy by investing in startups. 514 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,512 And he wants to hear what new app ideas you're cooking up. 515 00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:29,931 Seriously, I'm on his radar? 516 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,850 He's new to this and isn't in Randall's world 517 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,477 of petty business politics. 518 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,021 All he needed to hear was how smart you are. 519 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,565 Well, I am working on a personal project, 520 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,984 sort of a full-life makeover of my sister. 521 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,528 - Really? Is that a thing? - Yeah, yeah. 522 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,238 The app idea would be 523 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,407 crowdsourcing your most important decisions. 524 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,202 Uh, tagline, "Life coach by committee. 525 00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:52,245 Choose the right people and you can't go wrong." 526 00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:54,373 I love it. Get your pitch together. I'll circle back. 527 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,880 Now, you all know me as Frank, 528 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,965 an easygoing, kitten-loving, 529 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:07,427 master of the Woodfired Pizza Oven. 530 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:10,055 But before I invested my retirement funds 531 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,557 into making gourmet pies, 532 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,184 I was Frank, 533 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,977 the accountant. 534 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:19,022 - Dark lord of numbers. - Oooh. 535 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,358 Now, Izzy, 536 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,776 how do you do your taxes? 537 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,486 Frank, doesn't the cash register 538 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:25,654 at work just add that automatically? 539 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,906 He means income taxes, sweet pea. 540 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,700 You know, I give you a W-2 every January. 541 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,494 Oh, yes, and I always say thank you. 542 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:35,747 Curtis, check the IRS database for outstanding warrants. 543 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:39,000 Excuse me. Um, do you even track your spending? 544 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,503 Oh, no, of course I do. I have a whole system. 545 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,171 Oh, I even brought it. 546 00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:49,052 Shoe boxes for shoe receipts. 547 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:53,682 And then the takeout box is full of all the delivery orders. 548 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:56,852 And... 549 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,481 You know, I think that's just recycling. 550 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,776 Okay, uh, uh, before we learn how to budget, 551 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:07,070 we're gonna learn a new sentence, kitty cat. 552 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,489 "I can't afford it." 553 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,783 You can say it. "I can't afford it." 554 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,786 - I don't wanna say that. - Come on, Izzy, you agreed. 555 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,956 - Can I have a bathroom break? - Later. 556 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:20,000 I... 557 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,670 can't... 558 00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:26,923 afford... 559 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,925 It's a start, and we'll work on it. 560 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,636 Okay. 561 00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,141 You really did get the best spot. 562 00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,434 I'm strategic. 563 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,852 Can't leave these things to chance. 564 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,062 Ah, practical life motto. 565 00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:42,522 I go after what I want, 566 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,065 trying to be a good example to Izzy. 567 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:45,817 Uh-huh, is that why you're doing this? 568 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,235 What do you mean? 569 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,695 The psychologist in me wonders 570 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,197 what you're getting out of this. 571 00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:51,448 Helping my sister. 572 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,784 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 573 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,247 After doing a thorough evaluation 574 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,541 of Izzy's current inventory... 575 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,293 Oh, not my bridesmaid's Cabo dress. 576 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,836 She said we'll wear it all again. 577 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:08,131 I've been through four boyfriends in those jeans. 578 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,675 Those are my custom-made roller skates. 579 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,179 Classic. In a retro way. 580 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,223 - We keep. - Thank you. Mm-hmm. 581 00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:19,017 Those are working clothes. 582 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,228 Those would be great on working women. They'd get a leg up. 583 00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:24,606 Mermaids don't have legs. 584 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,901 One woman's trash is another woman's Halloween costume. 585 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:31,613 I'm focusing on maximizing our ROI. 586 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,156 I won't wear camping clothes. 587 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,866 ROI means return on investment. 588 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,660 I still won't wear camping clothes. 589 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:41,665 I motion rebranding Izzy in affordable, classic clothing. 590 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,208 Ooh, I second. 591 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,881 Wow. 592 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,426 All of this was in your car trunk? 593 00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:56,638 Sample sale rejects. Budget-friendly designer. 594 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,931 Budget-friendly... 595 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,351 - Is this a real... - Yes. 596 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,895 Welcome to my world. 597 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:23,456 Ooh. 598 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:25,417 The show will now begin. 599 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,626 - Oh. - Oh! 600 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,378 Ah, look at you, Izzy. 601 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,715 Izzy, looks fantastic. Oh my God, how fabulous. 602 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,889 Izzy, you, 603 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:42,642 you look beautiful. 604 00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:46,229 Okay, today we are whiteboarding Izzy's new career prospects. 605 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:49,232 - Take it away, Frank. - Thank you, Megan. 606 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:52,277 I present Izzy's career options. 607 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,867 Are you even interested in these fields? 608 00:26:58,908 --> 00:27:00,660 Uh, esthetician sounds fun. 609 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,454 Oh, I fainted during ear piercing. 610 00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:05,749 Well, let's brainstorm careers that don't involve needles. 611 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,418 Izzy, larger question. What's your passion in life? 612 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,211 Work should bring you joy. 613 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:12,672 Nope, she's had enough joy. That's why we're all here. 614 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,174 Uh, Curtis, would you mind 615 00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:15,842 reading back the minutes from our first meeting 616 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,469 about Izzy's goals? 617 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:20,722 - "I wanna afford nice stuff..." - That-that's enough. 618 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:23,767 - Iz, is that still true? - Yeah, yeah. 619 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,352 Okay, let's work backwards from there. 620 00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:28,313 Okay, here we go. 621 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:30,273 There is no money in ear piercing. 622 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:33,276 Half the people in my gym think that they're also yoga teachers, 623 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,779 and I am not even addressing clown school. 624 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,948 We need to work with Izzy's core competencies, 625 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,492 so I drew up a resume. 626 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:42,077 Curtis, if you could please? 627 00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:44,954 This is what will get Izzy the dream job. 628 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,959 "Most recent job, senior provisions courier, 629 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,294 Frank's Woodfired Pizza?" 630 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,796 I upscaled it a little. 631 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,339 "Branding sales associate, 632 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,924 Nation One Health Services." 633 00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:58,426 Hm, I handed out sunscreen at Coachella 634 00:27:58,468 --> 00:27:59,886 once and got a free ticket. 635 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:03,014 Aren't these kind of a stretch? 636 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:06,184 Yeah, well, they're kind of a stretch that worked. 637 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:08,103 My recruiter friend Yuki just got Iz 638 00:28:08,144 --> 00:28:10,355 an interview this Thursday to be the receptionist 639 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:12,315 to a new art gallery. 640 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:14,359 Well, I don't know anything about art. 641 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,861 Oh, don't worry, honey, nobody does. 642 00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:20,281 No. Okay, Frank will go over interview techniques with you. 643 00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:22,283 Next action item, 644 00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:26,079 Izzy's social media makeover is complete. 645 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,915 - That's nice. - Oh, that's so pretty and clean. 646 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,834 Megan had me scatter in some socially relevant 647 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,377 inspirational quotes. 648 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:35,213 There's a Marilyn Monroe. Goddess. 649 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,006 "Give a girl the right pair of shoes 650 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,550 and she can conquer the world." 651 00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:39,926 Oh, come on. 652 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:40,969 Marilyn Monroe was the most 653 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,762 fake-quoted woman in history. 654 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:44,264 - Says who? - Bette Midler? 655 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,557 - The one who said that? - What? 656 00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:47,183 "Hocus Pocus 2?" 657 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:48,560 - Okay. - "What Women Want." 658 00:28:48,601 --> 00:28:50,645 The point is, it's inspirational. 659 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:53,481 And clearly getting a lot of likes. Double tap. 660 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,277 Yes! 661 00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:05,618 So Izzy doesn't know we're coming? 662 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:07,245 As head of operations oversight, 663 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,205 I'm leading this unscheduled field trip 664 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:11,499 to check on compliance. Incognito. 665 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:13,209 In secret? I don't know. 666 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,628 Trust is a cornerstone to a relationship. 667 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:17,964 True, but with any kitten I rescue, 668 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,050 I consider the soul behind the meow. 669 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:22,760 Frank, you contain multitudes. 670 00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:24,429 I can't believe I'm about to see my handiwork at work. 671 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:26,222 Izzy did land this job on her own. 672 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,057 What do you mean, with my fake resume or Frank's coaching? 673 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,559 Give her a little credit. I'll get it. 674 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,312 - Oh. After you. - Here. You first. 675 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:33,730 - Why are you making this weird? - Because I can. 676 00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:34,898 Just let a guy open the door for you 677 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:36,232 with no strings attached. 678 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:44,949 Hi. Thanks for coming. If you like anything... 679 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,245 Hello, Artist Community Gallery. 680 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,456 - Okay. - Uh-huh. 681 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,876 No, mm-mm, that one is sold. Mm-hmm. 682 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,128 - There she is. - Ah, a receptionist in the wild. 683 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,297 Yeah, you know what? Maybe we'll get another. 684 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,466 No, yeah, no, that's not how it works, is it? 685 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,259 Okay. All right, we'll talk later. 686 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:05,762 - Thank you. - Hmm. 687 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,847 I don't care about whatever this is, but these 688 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,390 colors would look great on Izzy. 689 00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:11,768 You know, I bet if I could do her colors, 690 00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:13,311 I bet she's a spring. 691 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,356 - You're in my spot. - What? 692 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:18,399 Possession is 9/10ths of the law. Move it, tiny. 693 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:25,573 I could do that. 694 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,577 Wait. Could I do that? 695 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,457 I mean, what even is this? 696 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:37,001 It's art. Someone's life dream. 697 00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:38,002 Hmm. 698 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:41,881 I admire the embracement of vacuous space 699 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,299 and uncertainty here. 700 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,927 Note to self, explore this theme 701 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:47,887 in a series of calzones. 702 00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:50,848 Hm. Hello, here. 703 00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,855 Megan? 704 00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:59,816 - Ooh. - Megan? 705 00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:02,277 - Mom? - What is going on here? 706 00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:03,820 Oh, sweetheart, here I was, 707 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,864 so worried that your social media 708 00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:07,865 had been hacked by A.I. 709 00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:10,827 But, no, this, uh, this looks like it's the real deal. 710 00:31:10,868 --> 00:31:14,622 Abort mission. We've been compromised. I repeat, abort. 711 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:16,749 This outfit. Izzy, wow. 712 00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:19,502 That is not your usual mix-and-match coordinates 713 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,963 from the mall. It's gorgeous. 714 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,048 Is it real designer? 715 00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:26,926 Yeah, no, it actually is, believe it or not. 716 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:29,220 Uh, mom, what are you doing here? 717 00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:31,681 - Well, what are you doing here? - What are you both doing here? 718 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,349 I was tracking Izzy on her phone 719 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,101 because I don't know where you've been lately. 720 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:38,354 You certainly do go to some empty office building a lot. 721 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,982 Uh-huh, those are the Lilypadd offices, 722 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,358 and they hold sample sales there. 723 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,193 - Hmm. - Which explains Izzy's new look. 724 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:45,403 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 725 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,405 And a new job, apparently. 726 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,032 Mom, what did you mean by tracked? 727 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:52,160 I put the Family Scan app on Izzy's new phone. 728 00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:54,037 It's just a silly GPS thing. 729 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:57,040 Of course, Ken, he thinks I'm a worrywart. 730 00:31:57,081 --> 00:32:00,126 But like Sally Field, "Not without my daughter." 731 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:02,003 Aw. Mom, you track us? 732 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,172 No, not Megan. 733 00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:06,174 Unless you want me to, sweetheart. 734 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:07,800 No, I don't. 735 00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:09,969 Uh, mom, we should probably let Izzy get back to work. 736 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,055 Well, what about dinner? 737 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:14,932 I mean, your poor baby sister, she's got to eat. 738 00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:16,142 I'm buying. 739 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,520 I'm sorry. Have we met? 740 00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,022 Uh, Dominic Hayes. 741 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,357 - Oh. - Yeah. 742 00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:25,818 - Oh. You two are together. - No. 743 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:29,447 - I'm a fellow art lover. - Megan, he's adorbs. 744 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:33,409 Maybe we should all just go to Monsieur Frog's Bistro. 745 00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:34,827 Oh, and, Izzy, you forgot 746 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:36,954 our appointment, so I just came here. 747 00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:38,790 Mom and I have this, uh, tradition 748 00:32:38,831 --> 00:32:40,833 where we go to bridal boutiques and we try on dresses 749 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,710 and drink free champagne. 750 00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:45,338 Uh-huh. What? Oh, you can't tell me that's real. 751 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,590 - It is if you're engaged. - But why? 752 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,050 Can't a mother dream? 753 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,177 I mean, you girls are not getting any younger, 754 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,429 and I want grandchildren. 755 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:55,181 - Uh, bu... - I... 756 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:57,183 - Yes, you should definitely... - Right. Uh, you know what? 757 00:32:57,225 --> 00:33:00,478 Sorry, mom. Um, I have to take this really seriously. 758 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,314 Aw. Oh, uh... Maybe... 759 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,692 All right, mom, we should probably let her. Come on. 760 00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:08,653 We can't see any art? That's a very nice one, isn't it? 761 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,363 - It's wonderful. - It's beautiful. 762 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,201 Mom, there you are. 763 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,161 Look, the bad news is 764 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:19,247 Izzy cannot be your on-call play date anymore, 765 00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:21,833 but the good news is you can stop paying her bills. 766 00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:24,419 Well, moms like to be needed sometimes. 767 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:26,587 I understand, but please stop tempting her 768 00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:28,172 and sabotaging her new career. 769 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,051 So, Dominic, 770 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,137 how long have you and Megan known each other? 771 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,930 - Not long. A few weeks. - Mm-hmm. 772 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:38,057 Oh, and what do you do? 773 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:39,684 Uh, please, mom, no interrogation. 774 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,310 Well, excuse me for being 775 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,271 curious about your life, Megan. 776 00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:44,355 Would be the first time. 777 00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:45,815 Ah. 778 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,776 So, you know, I do have that dinner rezzie. 779 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,862 How about all three of us go together? 780 00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:54,157 Actually, we have a whole kind of art crawl thing happening, 781 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,241 so we can't make it. 782 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:56,659 It's a lovely offer, Lois. 783 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,327 - Little rain check? - You betcha. 784 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,580 So good to see you, mom. Get, get home safe. 785 00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:01,914 Okay. 786 00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:03,541 Goodbye. 787 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,543 Lois does not know anything about the board, 788 00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,170 and it has to stay that way. 789 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:10,423 - Why? She seems delightful. - She is. She's lovely. 790 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:13,509 And she and Izzy are BFFs, but she totally coddles her. 791 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,845 And apparently they go on a weird secret shopping trip. 792 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,097 The fake wedding dressing actually sounds fun. 793 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,515 I mean, free champagne? 794 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:21,684 Wouldn't know. I've never been invited. 795 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,144 Aha. 796 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:24,979 Now, we're getting somewhere. 797 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:26,355 What does that mean? 798 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,275 Oh, no. Oh, no. 799 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:31,027 Do not do that psychology thing 800 00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,737 where you make me answer my own questions, 801 00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:35,156 because I am not jealous about being left out at all. 802 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,366 It's understandable if you are. 803 00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:39,202 Look, I think your mom wants to hang. 804 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,329 This is me. 805 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:43,122 Of course it is. Right out the front. 806 00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:44,373 - Hmm. - Let me. 807 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:45,374 Hey. 808 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,006 I'm fine. 809 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:59,138 Curtis, whiteboard and lights. 810 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,310 Our missy here is romantically on board. 811 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,479 Her little ship's tossing at the sea 812 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:09,440 because she can't find a reliable port to drop anchor. 813 00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:14,487 Okay, yeah, when you see them bunch together like bad bananas. 814 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,739 Baby, you want a bow, not a barnacle. 815 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,074 Let's fish for a keeper. 816 00:35:18,115 --> 00:35:20,034 Way to commit to the nautical theme. 817 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:23,412 Thanks, Frank. Al and I met on a holiday cocktail cruise. 818 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,665 The ocean is a metaphor for love. 819 00:35:25,706 --> 00:35:28,709 So I motion this pearl ditch her oyster shell 820 00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:30,253 and find someone new. 821 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:31,546 I second that motion. 822 00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,130 Time to get on the soul-crushing 823 00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:34,173 dating apps. 824 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:35,842 Eh, I don't know. 825 00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:39,345 I think Izzy should meet a man doing things she loves. 826 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:42,056 You know, like traffic school or doubling back 827 00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:43,975 to get free grocery store samples. 828 00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:45,935 Yeah, but that's how she met all the bad bananas. 829 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,103 Oh, yeah, not true. 830 00:35:47,144 --> 00:35:48,229 Woody and I met in line at the 831 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:50,648 porta potty for Lollapalooza. 832 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,983 All right, we need to get practical. 833 00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:53,734 Treat finding love 834 00:35:53,776 --> 00:35:57,488 like finding that one perfect pair of jeans. 835 00:35:57,530 --> 00:36:01,284 They look good, they feel good, they're just right. 836 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:05,705 All of my online readers swear by truelovesmatch.com. 837 00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:08,666 All right, so all in favor of online dating say "aye." 838 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:10,960 - Aye. - Nah. 839 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,420 He enjoys volleyball, 840 00:36:12,461 --> 00:36:14,964 camping, and making authentic Thai food. 841 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:18,050 - Let's meet Zach! - No! 842 00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:19,969 Oh, I'm still getting lost in his eyes. 843 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,971 He cut himself out from an old photo with an ex-girlfriend. 844 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,056 - He's clearly not over her. - Exactly. 845 00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:26,976 It takes one second to take a new selfie. 846 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,811 If there's another arm in the photo, it's attached 847 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,479 to the hand he wishes he was holding. 848 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,481 - Mm-hmm. - Maybe it's his sister. 849 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,567 - Or a friend. - It's not. 850 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,694 Bullet dodged. Next. 851 00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,404 All right, let's move on to Stephen. 852 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:39,989 He's a doctor who once revived 853 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,657 a heart attack victim on an airplane. 854 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:44,035 Sounds promising-ish. Let's see him. 855 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:48,122 Is that supposed to be his niece? 856 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:50,708 - Babysitting? - Maybe it's his own bambina. 857 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,043 Oh, I can't be a stepmom. 858 00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:53,461 Online dating is such 859 00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,254 a needle-in-a-haystack approach. 860 00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:57,173 Right? That's why I deleted my dating app. 861 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,051 Same. It's just a big bait-and-switch. 862 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:02,428 What if we reverse-engineered this, 863 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:05,139 figured out what the ideal mate is? 864 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,642 I like your blue-sky thinking. Let's make a list. 865 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:09,226 - Meg loves a list. - Mm-hmm. 866 00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:11,312 Like, for me, my ideal mate has to be funny. 867 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:13,064 Yes. Sense of humor is a must. 868 00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:15,858 And they should also be at least a little bit handy. 869 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,569 Like, they could build a medium-level difficulty desk. 870 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:20,571 Exactly, like, owns an Allen-wrench 871 00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:22,239 and isn't afraid of a little DIY. 872 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:24,951 Yes. And they have to be a basketball fan, of course. 873 00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:26,827 Oh, 100%. Did you catch the game the other night? 874 00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:28,287 Legendary. 875 00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:30,206 And, you know, just somebody who you feel like 876 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,832 you can be yourself around. Someone... 877 00:37:31,874 --> 00:37:34,210 someone you can confide in. 878 00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:36,337 Yeah, someone who genuinely listens. 879 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:38,089 Yeah, someone who thinks 880 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:39,757 you're pretty great just the way you are. 881 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:43,260 Can we get the boat back on course? 882 00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:44,887 I'm getting seasick. 883 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,973 While you two were so cutely sidetracked 884 00:37:47,014 --> 00:37:48,975 with DIY and basketball, 885 00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:53,187 Izzy picked Carson, a finance wizard who's into tennis, 886 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:55,064 Japanese whiskey, and Taylor Swift, 887 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,566 but only because his nieces twisted his arm. 888 00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,277 And Patsy already messaged him. 889 00:37:59,318 --> 00:38:01,320 Wow. Okay. 890 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:02,905 He just asked me out for tonight. 891 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,408 Uh, wow. Wait, Patsy, what did you... 892 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:07,827 Don't wanna know. 893 00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:09,704 Well, that felt quick, but, uh, 894 00:38:09,745 --> 00:38:12,206 all in favor of Izzy dating Carson, say "aye." 895 00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:14,333 - Aye. - Nah. 896 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,669 Just don't like the guy. Bad vibes. 897 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,171 - Oh, Frank. - It's a fine option. 898 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,845 Professor Hayes with a crescent wrench in the... 899 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,597 - Upstairs bathroom. - Upstairs bathroom. 900 00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:17,104 Hey, uh, thank you so much for coming over to help out. 901 00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:18,731 Yeah, no worries. 902 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,608 I was just at home grading papers tonight anyway. 903 00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:22,151 - Hmm. - Exciting, huh? 904 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,277 Oh, yeah. 905 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:24,612 Almost as exciting as my night 906 00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:26,781 of wine and doom scrolling. 907 00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:29,408 Speaking of, uh, grading papers, 908 00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:31,702 why a professor of psychology? 909 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:32,828 You really wanna know? 910 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,747 Yes, I do wanna know. 911 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:38,876 Well, I'm fascinated about what makes people tick. 912 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:40,169 What motivates us. 913 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,338 - Why we do what we do. - Hm. 914 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,715 I moved to America, got a Ph.D. in psych, 915 00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:46,759 but quickly realized I didn't wanna be a therapist. 916 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,010 Why not? 917 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,553 I enjoy the research. 918 00:39:49,595 --> 00:39:52,139 Exploring the big picture and the teaching. 919 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:54,308 Gives me a healthy work-life balance. 920 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,519 Oh, right, yeah, like, uh, grading papers 921 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,604 on a Saturday night kind of work-life balance. 922 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:01,440 Ouch. Madame Wine-and-Doomscroll. 923 00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:05,653 Wait a minute. Uh-huh. 924 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,864 Your rubber gasket's shot. 925 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:11,367 Ooh, I have more of those. 926 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:15,162 Sometimes when I'm at Hardware Hamlet, 927 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:17,498 I like to stock up. 928 00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,667 - Yeah, me too. - Hmm. 929 00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:24,422 Here we go. Okay. 930 00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:26,465 - And... - And... 931 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:28,008 Voila. 932 00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:29,760 Oh, that is perfect. Thank you. 933 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,846 I really appreciate you coming over. 934 00:40:31,887 --> 00:40:33,848 I didn't think you'd text me back. 935 00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:36,058 Didn't even think you really liked me very much. 936 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,601 Well, you stole my parking spot. 937 00:40:37,643 --> 00:40:39,270 You cannot get over that, can you? 938 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,690 Yeah, I, uh, I have to admit, 939 00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:46,652 I've, um, never met anyone like you before. It's refreshing. 940 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:49,697 You've, uh, certainly rocked me out of my bubble. 941 00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:51,031 Happy to help out. 942 00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:56,287 But I am recording the game if you, you know, wanted to... 943 00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:59,165 Oh, uh, you're inviting me to watch the game? 944 00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:01,208 Well, I mean, you're the psychology professor, 945 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:02,668 so you tell me. 946 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:03,711 Sure. 947 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:07,214 Yay! 948 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,938 What's here? 949 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,732 A surprise. 950 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,119 Ta-da! 951 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:39,747 - It's yours. - What? 952 00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:43,042 - Oh, no way. - Thought you'd like it. 953 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:45,419 No, no, no, no way. As in, I can't afford this. 954 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,671 - See? I practiced. - Hmm. 955 00:41:47,713 --> 00:41:48,923 Actually, you can. 956 00:41:48,964 --> 00:41:50,466 Well, I technically paid the deposit 957 00:41:50,507 --> 00:41:51,634 and the first six months' rent, 958 00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:53,219 but, uh, think of it as a gift 959 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:55,554 to get you out of that roommate situation. 960 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:57,473 Plus, if you stick to the budget 961 00:41:57,514 --> 00:42:00,434 that we drew up for you, you absolutely can afford it 962 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:03,979 with this fancy new gallery job. 963 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,731 Okay. 964 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,942 I will move in under one condition. 965 00:42:07,983 --> 00:42:09,026 Mm. 966 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,444 - Lunch with mom. - No. 967 00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:12,988 Why not? You are too hard on her. 968 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,950 I'm not too a-anything on her, Iz. I'm not. 969 00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:19,411 Okay, well I miss her and I think 970 00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,956 if we do spend a little time with her, then 971 00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:24,541 maybe she wouldn't try to track me down like she did before. 972 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:26,418 Okay, that's fair. 973 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,338 Oh, and you guys can meet my new man. 974 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,966 Do you mean Carson? 975 00:42:32,007 --> 00:42:35,761 - Izzy, that's very fast. - We've been out twice. 976 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,471 You know, Carson talks a lot about work 977 00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:39,181 and you know I know it's very important 978 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:40,849 because I don't understand a word he's saying. 979 00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:42,434 That's not true, Iz. 980 00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:44,478 - No, it is. Wait till you see. - Okay. 981 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,815 What I mean is Izzy, you're very smart. 982 00:42:47,856 --> 00:42:49,316 I got a negative on my SAT. 983 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:50,442 I didn't know that was possible. 984 00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:51,819 When you don't show up, it is. 985 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:54,280 Okay, anyway, I am very much 986 00:42:54,321 --> 00:42:55,698 looking forward to meeting Carson. 987 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,074 It's really good to meet someone 988 00:42:57,116 --> 00:42:59,034 who opens your world up. 989 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,786 - Oh... - Yeah. 990 00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:03,205 - Who is he? Tell me. - I didn't... 991 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:04,331 Tell me, tell me, tell me. 992 00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:06,709 Uh, oh, my God. 993 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,335 - Is it Dominic? - How? 994 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,962 It is Dominic. 995 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:13,716 - It-it-it is so cute. - "Cute?" Is it cute? 996 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:15,634 - Yes, that he's into you. - I don't... 997 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,136 I mean, how can you tell? 998 00:43:17,177 --> 00:43:18,721 When was the last time you've dated? 999 00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:20,431 I remember high-waisted jeans 1000 00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:21,765 were coming back into style. 1001 00:43:21,807 --> 00:43:23,517 Oh... 1002 00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:26,145 Anyway, he did kind of come over the other night. 1003 00:43:26,186 --> 00:43:27,938 Oh, way to go, sis. 1004 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,858 - Fixed my shower. - Mm. Mm-hmm. 1005 00:43:30,899 --> 00:43:32,901 Anyway, I thought we were talking about you and Carson. 1006 00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:35,070 - I can't wait to meet him. - And you will. 1007 00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:37,740 At lunch. With mom. 1008 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:39,617 Hmm. Hmm. 1009 00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:46,332 Thirty George Washingtons for a cheeseburger. 1010 00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:48,709 Izzy knows to meet us here, right? 1011 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:50,544 - Yes. Yes. - And not Monsieur Frog's Bistro? 1012 00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:52,963 Yes, Mom. Carson made the reservation. 1013 00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:54,923 Does he think we're paying? 1014 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:58,469 Honey, did you bring the airline miles credit card? 1015 00:43:58,510 --> 00:44:00,596 - Dollywood, here we come. - Don't worry. 1016 00:44:00,637 --> 00:44:03,599 Izzy says it's his treat and that this guy makes bank. 1017 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:06,018 Oh. Well, when did you talk to Izzy? 1018 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:09,521 Um, I can't remember exactly, but it was... 1019 00:44:09,563 --> 00:44:13,525 It did happen and it was, it was recently-ish. 1020 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,194 Oh, I hope this is one of those places 1021 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:18,280 that send leftovers home in those big foil swans. 1022 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:23,494 He looks chiseled out of marble. 1023 00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:26,121 The real stuff, not the countertops. 1024 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:29,917 Hm, I could take him in an old school Navy pull-up contest. 1025 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:31,710 I am good. 1026 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:33,921 Everyone, this is Carson. 1027 00:44:33,962 --> 00:44:37,800 Izzy told me all about you. Ken, Lois, Megan. 1028 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:39,468 Sit, sit. 1029 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,679 So, how did you two meet 1030 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,264 and why didn't I know anything about this before? 1031 00:44:44,306 --> 00:44:46,600 Because they, uh, met online, right, Iz? 1032 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:48,894 Yep. It's a True-love's-match. 1033 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,479 - Oh. - See what I did there? 1034 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:52,815 So clever. 1035 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:55,734 And "Carson," that is a handsome name. 1036 00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:57,569 So, what is it that you do 1037 00:44:57,611 --> 00:45:00,114 besides belong to an elegant club? 1038 00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:02,324 - Hedge fund manager. - Oh, manager. 1039 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:05,452 Now that sounds very official. 1040 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:06,995 Uh, how about I order us all 1041 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:08,247 the best dishes and we share? 1042 00:45:08,288 --> 00:45:09,998 - Okay. - Okay. 1043 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,750 We will have two of your filet mignons... 1044 00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:14,169 He's a little different for Izzy. 1045 00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:15,921 Why? 'Cause he has a job? 1046 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:18,340 Well, yes, and he's wearing shoes. 1047 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:20,717 - Very nice shoes. - All right, and make it quick. 1048 00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:23,721 I'm mangry. 1049 00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:26,140 Wow, you have such a good sense of humor. 1050 00:45:26,181 --> 00:45:28,642 And he is so smart. 1051 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,644 Uh, Carson's teaching me a lot about his work. 1052 00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:32,146 Like derivatives... 1053 00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:34,440 Derivatives. That's where it's at. 1054 00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:36,567 I didn't know that Izzy was interested in money. 1055 00:45:36,608 --> 00:45:38,444 Uh, besides spending mine. 1056 00:45:38,485 --> 00:45:40,779 Oh, we call it "finance," not "money." 1057 00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:43,490 Oh, well, ah, look at me. 1058 00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:46,493 I don't know the insider lingo. 1059 00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:50,414 Ken, could you hold this... 1060 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:56,044 So fascinating. 1061 00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:59,506 My expertise is in long-short equity strategy. 1062 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:01,008 See, now what that is in layman's terms... 1063 00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:03,260 Taking the long position on a stock on the rise 1064 00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:05,637 and the short position on a stock on the decline. 1065 00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:09,057 Hey, sounds like sister took Accounting 101. 1066 00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:10,851 Yeah, actually, I'm... 1067 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:13,604 - Never mind. - Well, it's all Greek to me. 1068 00:46:13,645 --> 00:46:14,980 The-the Greeks did invent money. 1069 00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:16,857 And a salad. 1070 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,401 Um, hey, I thought Dominic was gonna be here. 1071 00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:21,487 Ooh, yes. Art Dominic. 1072 00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:23,322 - I liked him. - We're just pals. 1073 00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:25,741 Oh, is that because you friend zoned him with home repairs? 1074 00:46:25,782 --> 00:46:27,993 - Ooh, girl talk. - No girl talk. 1075 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:29,995 - Denial. - Well, you know what? 1076 00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:31,705 If you girls do wanna gossip, 1077 00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:33,540 we could do a three-way FaceTime. 1078 00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:35,709 I do it all the time with Jill and Ronna 1079 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,377 from the baking Reddit. 1080 00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:39,505 - Mm... - Babe, before I forget. 1081 00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:41,423 Big client drinks tonight. 1082 00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:44,009 - You gonna change? - Oh, uh... 1083 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:45,427 Okay, so if it's cocktail attire, you could wear 1084 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,054 that green dress from "the sample sale." 1085 00:46:47,095 --> 00:46:49,556 Mm, oh, uh, do you think gold shoes or black? 1086 00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:50,849 Oh, uh, black for sure. 1087 00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,476 Well, I am gonna have to check out 1088 00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:56,271 this "sample sale" myself sometime soon. 1089 00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:58,190 Mm, mm... 1090 00:46:58,232 --> 00:46:59,316 Thank you so much. 1091 00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:01,568 - Oh, Izzy. Okay. - I want a hug. 1092 00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:02,611 - Call me. - All right, I will. 1093 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:03,612 I will. I will. 1094 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,697 Okay. Bye. 1095 00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:13,831 Something is going on here. 1096 00:47:13,872 --> 00:47:15,791 Yeah mom, Izzie finally decided to adult. 1097 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,209 Does this have something to do with that 1098 00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:19,419 dinner party monologue from last month? 1099 00:47:19,461 --> 00:47:21,380 - Mom, why would you say that? - Wha... 1100 00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:24,716 New look, new job, new boyfriend. 1101 00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:26,718 All without consulting me. 1102 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:29,847 I just hope she's happy. 1103 00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:31,473 Of course she's happy. Why wouldn't she be? 1104 00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:33,851 This is everything she's ever wanted. 1105 00:47:33,892 --> 00:47:35,561 Is it? 1106 00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:38,021 Okay, what does that mean? 1107 00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:40,148 Oh... nothing. 1108 00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:47,114 Oh... 1109 00:47:49,074 --> 00:47:51,118 Could you just... Yeah, I'll hold 'em. 1110 00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:52,411 - You just very gentle with 'em. - Yeah, just give it to me. 1111 00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:54,121 - Very gentle with 'em now, okay? - Yeah. 1112 00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:56,039 - See you later, Meggers. - See ya, K-pop. 1113 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,585 Thank you, my good man. 1114 00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:23,025 Bill, bill, bill... 1115 00:48:23,066 --> 00:48:24,109 Hmm, so many bills. 1116 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:26,445 Wow, so much boring mail. 1117 00:48:26,486 --> 00:48:28,447 No, uh, no Carson today? 1118 00:48:28,488 --> 00:48:31,533 Oh, he's in Vegas for a bachelor party for one of his bros. 1119 00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:32,784 - Hmm. - Private plane. 1120 00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:34,411 Pricey cigars. High stakes poker. 1121 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:35,954 Sounds boring. 1122 00:48:35,996 --> 00:48:37,748 - Agreed. - Hmm. 1123 00:48:37,789 --> 00:48:40,626 Hey, uh, Iz, are you, um... 1124 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,253 are you happy with Carson? 1125 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:45,672 Well, it's what the board chose, right? 1126 00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:48,675 Uh, yeah, but that's not really what I'm asking. 1127 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:51,011 - Is that my mail? - Well, it's not mine. 1128 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:52,596 That's very 1990s. 1129 00:48:54,222 --> 00:48:56,892 Oh, is that a party invitation? 1130 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,186 Let's see. 1131 00:48:59,227 --> 00:49:02,314 Looks like Marjorie's turning the big seven-O. 1132 00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:04,441 Uh, she was my board member at BeScheduled. 1133 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:06,109 She was the only one who I actually liked. 1134 00:49:06,151 --> 00:49:08,236 Well, I love a party. Let's go. 1135 00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:11,531 Oh, no, Izzy, it's not like that kind of a party. 1136 00:49:11,573 --> 00:49:13,784 It's gonna be, you know, fancy champagne, 1137 00:49:13,825 --> 00:49:16,286 classical music, you know, just corporate chit-chat. 1138 00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:17,871 Well, you had me at "free champagne." 1139 00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:18,914 Izzy, first of all, there's no such 1140 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:19,956 thing as free champagne. 1141 00:49:19,998 --> 00:49:21,124 Why? 1142 00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:24,836 Look, Randall's gonna be there, okay? 1143 00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:27,130 That trash basket that ousted you from your job? 1144 00:49:27,172 --> 00:49:30,175 - That very trash basket. - Well, who cares? 1145 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:31,760 If Marge wants you to be there, you should go. 1146 00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:37,808 No, you know what? You're right. 1147 00:49:37,849 --> 00:49:41,144 I should not let Randall dictate my social schedule. 1148 00:49:41,186 --> 00:49:42,354 Exactly. 1149 00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:44,856 So what are we wearing? 1150 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:50,445 It's just wild to me that Carson goes to this club, too. 1151 00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:52,114 I mean, I just can't believe that all rich people 1152 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,448 belong to the same one. 1153 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:55,242 Certainly does seem that way. 1154 00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:57,285 Oh, thank you. 1155 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,164 Izzy, you... 1156 00:50:01,206 --> 00:50:02,582 Izzy, you can't. 1157 00:50:02,624 --> 00:50:04,960 There's Marjorie. 1158 00:50:05,001 --> 00:50:06,712 Birthday girl, guest of honor. 1159 00:50:06,753 --> 00:50:08,922 - Hi, Marge. - Hi. 1160 00:50:08,964 --> 00:50:10,841 Happy birthday. Work it, girl. 1161 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:14,469 Oh, sorry. Thank you. 1162 00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:19,766 Nice crowd. 1163 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:25,355 I thought that was you, Megs. 1164 00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:27,482 Randall, what, ahem, what a surprise. 1165 00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:30,444 Oh, you're the surprise. You look great. 1166 00:50:30,485 --> 00:50:33,613 I, uh, thought you'd look more depressed. 1167 00:50:33,655 --> 00:50:35,741 That's my line. Joke-stealer. 1168 00:50:35,782 --> 00:50:37,993 Actually, no, I've never been happier. 1169 00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:39,244 And free. 1170 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:41,163 Free of BeScheduled's plummeting 1171 00:50:41,204 --> 00:50:43,081 stock, now that Megan Moore isn't at the helm. 1172 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:44,499 Frank and me watch the stock market. 1173 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,043 - Good job. - Well... 1174 00:50:46,084 --> 00:50:47,627 every stock has a down day. 1175 00:50:47,669 --> 00:50:49,796 And where have I heard that before? 1176 00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:54,009 Randy, firing my sister was a big mistake. Epic. 1177 00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:55,218 You and the board might think you're 1178 00:50:55,260 --> 00:50:56,845 flying high but you aren't. 1179 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,305 You wanna know why Megan looks so great? 1180 00:50:58,346 --> 00:51:00,265 She's got the wind beneath her wings. 1181 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:01,933 What is this nonsense? 1182 00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:04,019 It's called a clapback. Don't try to keep up. 1183 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:08,231 If you'll excuse me, I'll be, uh... 1184 00:51:08,273 --> 00:51:09,775 taking my leave. 1185 00:51:09,816 --> 00:51:11,401 Perfect. My work is done here. 1186 00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:16,239 - Hmm. - Izzie, that was incredible. 1187 00:51:16,281 --> 00:51:19,201 You, you really had my back just then. 1188 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:20,911 Why do you sound so surprised? 1189 00:51:20,952 --> 00:51:23,163 Well, I d... I don't know. 1190 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:26,541 I, I haven't exactly always, or maybe even ever, 1191 00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:29,294 been there for you in sisterly backup moments like that. 1192 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:30,754 Better late than never. 1193 00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:32,297 Let's celebrate. 1194 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:33,632 Can we get some lemon drop shots? 1195 00:51:33,673 --> 00:51:35,133 That sounds awful. 1196 00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:37,135 That's what everyone says at first. Come on. 1197 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:55,028 Do not be fooled by their cuteness. 1198 00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:56,780 They're smart and wily creatures. 1199 00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:59,741 I never even knew you liked dogs. 1200 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:03,411 Wait, you know we had a dog before you were born, right? 1201 00:52:03,453 --> 00:52:05,121 - You did? - Yeah. 1202 00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:06,832 Well, he was mostly dad's dog. 1203 00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:08,333 Gus, he was a Basset Hound. 1204 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:09,960 Why am I just hearing about this? 1205 00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:11,795 I can't believe mom never talks about Gus. 1206 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,296 Or dad. 1207 00:52:13,338 --> 00:52:14,881 She's just worried what Ken will think, 1208 00:52:14,923 --> 00:52:17,342 and I think she's probably very sad. 1209 00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:21,137 - What was Gus like? - Oh, he was the very best. 1210 00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:22,973 He was obsessed with the mailman. 1211 00:52:23,014 --> 00:52:24,683 He had these velvet ears. 1212 00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:26,434 Passed gas. It would clear a room. 1213 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,103 He sounds perfect. 1214 00:52:28,144 --> 00:52:30,188 He really was. 1215 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,982 I remember when he died, 1216 00:52:32,023 --> 00:52:34,651 he told me this story about how Gus had crossed over 1217 00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:36,319 to the other side of the Rainbow Bridge 1218 00:52:36,361 --> 00:52:38,446 and how he was playing with puppies on the other side. 1219 00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:42,617 I wasn't really sure if I bought it, to be honest with you, 1220 00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:44,828 but I could tell it made dad feel better, 1221 00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:46,246 so I went along with it. 1222 00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:47,873 That's sweet. 1223 00:52:47,914 --> 00:52:52,002 I wish I had more memories with dad like you do. 1224 00:52:52,043 --> 00:52:53,962 Hey, you know I'd love to talk 1225 00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:57,674 with you about that stuff like any time, right? 1226 00:52:57,716 --> 00:52:59,217 I'm really glad we're doing this, 1227 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:01,636 you know, hangin' out as sisters. 1228 00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:02,637 Me too. 1229 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,641 Hey, do you remember that time we went roller skating? 1230 00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:09,394 Oh, how could I forget? You taught me everything I know. 1231 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:10,979 I remember being so nervous 1232 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:13,315 for Leslie Parker's roller derby-themed party, 1233 00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:15,525 and then look at me. I crushed seventh grade. 1234 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:17,527 Pretty much a big deal now. 1235 00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:18,862 I don't know what I would have done if you didn't 1236 00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:19,905 teach me how to stop. 1237 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,575 Guess who Troy Graves and his moolah 1238 00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:25,911 want to meet with tomorrow? You. 1239 00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:27,746 Oh, that is the best news! 1240 00:53:27,787 --> 00:53:29,748 I told him all about your sister-fixer project. 1241 00:53:29,789 --> 00:53:32,959 He loves this idea of a crowd sourcing decisions app. 1242 00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,502 Oh, that's fantastic. 1243 00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:35,754 I mean, I'm still very much in, you know, 1244 00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:37,172 the strategy and development 1245 00:53:37,213 --> 00:53:39,925 phase, but it is going so well. 1246 00:53:39,966 --> 00:53:42,302 I mean, the change in Izzy's life has been unreal. 1247 00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:44,804 And that's what the money people like to hear. 1248 00:53:44,846 --> 00:53:46,681 Go do this. It's my finder's fee on the line. 1249 00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,808 And it's my second chance. 1250 00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:50,685 Thank you, Yuki. 1251 00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:53,688 Yes! 1252 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:54,856 Ooh! 1253 00:53:56,107 --> 00:53:57,442 Okay... 1254 00:53:58,568 --> 00:53:59,945 Yada yada yada. 1255 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,032 Okay. 1256 00:54:17,337 --> 00:54:20,840 Okay, so we've been talking about the five steps 1257 00:54:20,882 --> 00:54:22,550 of The Psychology of Change. 1258 00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:25,178 Pre-contemplation, contemplation, 1259 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:28,390 preparation, action, and maintenance. 1260 00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:31,101 Now, while the steps sound like a steady 1261 00:54:31,142 --> 00:54:34,813 forward progression, the model actually represents a spiral 1262 00:54:34,854 --> 00:54:38,942 because individuals are... 1263 00:54:38,984 --> 00:54:40,485 individual. 1264 00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:41,611 Each marches 1265 00:54:41,653 --> 00:54:42,696 to the beat of their own drummer. 1266 00:54:42,737 --> 00:54:44,364 Recycling through the steps 1267 00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:46,032 is often the rule, 1268 00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:47,409 not the exception. 1269 00:54:49,035 --> 00:54:52,497 Um, okay. Read chapters 14 to 18 by next class. 1270 00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:53,957 Have a great weekend, everyone. 1271 00:55:02,924 --> 00:55:04,217 Thank you. 1272 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,177 Auditing my intro to Psych class? 1273 00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:07,637 Yeah, a little bit. 1274 00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:10,390 Something you said actually stuck with me. 1275 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:12,934 Do you worry that Izzy's, you know, 1276 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:16,896 kind of, destined to cycle back through the stages of change? 1277 00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:19,441 - Well, do you? - Kind of. 1278 00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:20,859 I mean, think about it. 1279 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:22,277 Historically, she's been a pretty... 1280 00:55:22,318 --> 00:55:23,737 Wait, you're doing that thing. 1281 00:55:23,778 --> 00:55:24,863 You're doing that thing where you're gonna make 1282 00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:26,698 me answer my own questions again. 1283 00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,658 I'm not falling for it. 1284 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:31,911 Hey, uh, I actually have some news. 1285 00:55:31,953 --> 00:55:34,706 I have a meeting with a startup investor tomorrow. 1286 00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:36,750 Wow, congrats. That's fantastic. 1287 00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:38,376 Thank you. 1288 00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:41,629 Funny enough, Izzy M Inc. Actually gets the credit. 1289 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:43,965 The concept is "Life coached by committee," 1290 00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:46,426 except, you know, in an app format. 1291 00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:48,762 - And what does Izzy think? - Oh, I mean... 1292 00:55:48,803 --> 00:55:50,555 we're still in talking concept stage. 1293 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:52,223 We'll let her know when there's something to know. 1294 00:55:52,265 --> 00:55:54,267 Well, a heads up wouldn't hurt. 1295 00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:57,103 It's early, you know. I don't wanna jinx anything. 1296 00:55:57,145 --> 00:55:59,022 Besides, if it goes forward, 1297 00:55:59,064 --> 00:56:01,399 I'd involve her in the development process. 1298 00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:03,443 So yeah, sister-sister win. 1299 00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,195 Well, if you think so, but I think 1300 00:56:05,236 --> 00:56:07,530 Izzy's in this for the sisterly bonding. 1301 00:56:07,572 --> 00:56:10,533 Not the business, you know, the emotional connection. 1302 00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:13,328 - She thinks this is real. - It is real. 1303 00:56:13,369 --> 00:56:15,330 We walked rescue dogs the other day. 1304 00:56:15,371 --> 00:56:16,998 It was a very bonding moment. 1305 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:22,170 - Thanks again. No more drips. - Thanks. 1306 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,422 You, um, you know, you could have returned this 1307 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:25,673 at the next board meeting. 1308 00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:27,425 Oh, I was in the neighborhood. 1309 00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:30,261 By way of many other, totally unrelated neighborhoods. 1310 00:56:33,181 --> 00:56:36,017 - You free for dinner tonight? - Yeah, what were you thinking? 1311 00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:37,352 Oh, there's a fantastic little 1312 00:56:37,393 --> 00:56:39,270 gourmet market near your place. 1313 00:56:39,312 --> 00:56:43,316 Oh, nice. You wanna have dinner at a grocery store? 1314 00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:44,984 Not quite. 1315 00:56:47,362 --> 00:56:49,364 You did throw me there for a minute. 1316 00:56:49,405 --> 00:56:51,199 I like to keep you in your toes. 1317 00:56:53,159 --> 00:56:56,579 Uh, Lois gave me that pan as a gift for Christmas last year. 1318 00:56:56,621 --> 00:56:58,289 Cannot wait to tell her someone used it. 1319 00:56:58,331 --> 00:56:59,707 I take it you don't cook. 1320 00:56:59,749 --> 00:57:02,335 Oh, I realized after I left BeScheduled 1321 00:57:02,377 --> 00:57:05,004 that there's, kind of, a lot of things that I don't do. 1322 00:57:05,046 --> 00:57:07,257 Yeah, I don't cook. I don't meditate. 1323 00:57:07,298 --> 00:57:10,427 Don't really date. 1324 00:57:10,468 --> 00:57:13,179 But, um, Lois doesn't teach you any beloved family recipes? 1325 00:57:13,221 --> 00:57:14,472 Oh, she definitely did. 1326 00:57:14,514 --> 00:57:15,682 They all just start with a can 1327 00:57:15,723 --> 00:57:17,267 of soup or some tater tots. 1328 00:57:17,308 --> 00:57:19,394 I mean, not that I blame her. 1329 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,770 She was pretty busy. 1330 00:57:20,812 --> 00:57:22,438 She had her hands full raising Izzy and I 1331 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,775 by herself after our dad died, 1332 00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:27,443 he had a heart attack. 1333 00:57:27,485 --> 00:57:30,196 Um, sorry, that's, that's brutal. 1334 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:31,531 Yeah. Look. 1335 00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:35,201 Dad. 1336 00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:38,872 He looks like a good guy. 1337 00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:41,458 Oh, the best. Like, best, best guy. 1338 00:57:46,045 --> 00:57:47,547 My mom gave me this, so I'll always 1339 00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:49,340 have him close to my heart. 1340 00:57:49,382 --> 00:57:50,675 It's nice. 1341 00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:52,093 It's kind of crazy to think about it. 1342 00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:54,596 Just overnight, Lois was a single working mom 1343 00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:58,892 of an incredibly willful toddler and a very grumpy teen. 1344 00:57:58,933 --> 00:58:01,019 I remember being just so mad. 1345 00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:03,021 I was so, so mad that my dad had died. 1346 00:58:03,062 --> 00:58:04,647 What a stupid reaction, right? 1347 00:58:04,689 --> 00:58:08,735 Uh, seems like a totally normal adolescent reaction. 1348 00:58:08,776 --> 00:58:12,530 Yeah, I remember just kind of wanting to push everyone away. 1349 00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:14,866 It just seemed easier somehow. 1350 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:17,202 - And safer? - Yeah. 1351 00:58:17,243 --> 00:58:18,828 I just didn't wanna talk about it. 1352 00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:20,496 Figured it wouldn't change anything. 1353 00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:24,459 I remember kind of pretending to process everything. 1354 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:27,587 I... wanted them to think I had everything under control. 1355 00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:29,631 Wanted to think that you could work things out your own way. 1356 00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:33,009 Self-reliance is kind of my superpower. 1357 00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:35,136 'Cause you like doing things on your own. 1358 00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:36,137 Put it this way. 1359 00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:37,472 I was already away at college 1360 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:39,015 when my mom met Ken, 1361 00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:40,725 and, uh, Izzy was still in grade school. 1362 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,894 So they formed their own little family unit, 1363 00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:44,938 and I forged my own path. 1364 00:58:44,979 --> 00:58:48,816 And an impressive path, that is. 1365 00:58:48,858 --> 00:58:52,403 You know, it's, um, not too late to befriend your mom. 1366 00:58:52,445 --> 00:58:54,072 You know, tell her how you feel. 1367 00:58:54,113 --> 00:58:55,740 Ugh... 1368 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:58,368 I don't, um, I don't know. 1369 00:59:00,328 --> 00:59:03,206 This is so good. What did you put on the chicken? 1370 00:59:03,248 --> 00:59:06,251 Don't think I didn't notice you just changed the subject. 1371 00:59:06,292 --> 00:59:08,127 Well, I wouldn't ask if I didn't wanna know. 1372 00:59:10,713 --> 00:59:12,340 - Lemon zest. - Mm. 1373 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,967 But the secret? 1374 00:59:14,008 --> 00:59:16,594 Adding just a little bit of paprika. 1375 00:59:16,636 --> 00:59:17,887 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1376 00:59:19,472 --> 00:59:20,932 I mean, you've cooked everything. 1377 00:59:20,974 --> 00:59:23,393 You didn't have to wash the dishes as well. 1378 00:59:23,434 --> 00:59:25,436 Um, look, I'm an overachiever. 1379 00:59:25,478 --> 00:59:26,938 I do like that about you. 1380 00:59:28,022 --> 00:59:30,233 Well, um, goodnight. 1381 00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:31,234 Night. 1382 00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:35,321 Before I forget. 1383 00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,710 Goodnight. 1384 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,307 Going and going and going, and so, 1385 01:00:02,348 --> 01:00:04,642 I told Miller, "I'll eat you alive for lunch 1386 01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:06,686 if you mess with my performance compensation 1387 01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:08,354 with your soft turtle rates." 1388 01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:11,274 Actually, I'll order for myself. 1389 01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:13,443 I've got it. You just keep bringing the gorgeous. 1390 01:00:13,484 --> 01:00:15,194 You bring another fresh round of drinks. 1391 01:00:16,612 --> 01:00:18,448 Mm... 1392 01:00:18,489 --> 01:00:20,617 I looked up your sis. 1393 01:00:20,658 --> 01:00:22,118 High net worth. 1394 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,288 Does she need a financial advisor? 1395 01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:27,540 You know, you never actually ask about my life. 1396 01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:30,710 Sure. 1397 01:00:30,752 --> 01:00:32,879 Can you ask your sister if she needs a financial advisor? 1398 01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:48,853 Okay. Who's adopted a kid? 1399 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,813 Are you still using BeScheduled? 1400 01:00:50,855 --> 01:00:52,982 Oh, yeah. I like the structure and order. 1401 01:00:53,024 --> 01:00:55,610 - You? Really? - Yeah. 1402 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:59,322 I, um, I texted you. You didn't text back. 1403 01:00:59,364 --> 01:01:01,866 Yeah, I'm sorry, uh, about the other night. 1404 01:01:01,908 --> 01:01:05,745 I had a really lovely time, but, um, it was unprofessional. 1405 01:01:05,787 --> 01:01:07,705 It's totally against the board of director bylaws. 1406 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,290 You know those bylaws are made up, right? 1407 01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:11,918 Yeah, by me. I take them very seriously. 1408 01:01:11,959 --> 01:01:14,379 Do you ever not get too much inside your own head? 1409 01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:16,089 What? 1410 01:01:16,130 --> 01:01:17,799 My head, my rules. 1411 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,093 I officially call this meeting to order. 1412 01:01:20,134 --> 01:01:22,679 Curtis, uh, no old business today. 1413 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,305 Quick agenda. New business only. 1414 01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:25,765 I wanna dump Carson. 1415 01:01:25,807 --> 01:01:27,767 I motioned we do that or whatever. 1416 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,686 Huh? I told you so. I told you. 1417 01:01:29,727 --> 01:01:31,688 Izzy, well, I thought you liked Carson. 1418 01:01:31,729 --> 01:01:33,189 Well, you never did. Why do you want me to? 1419 01:01:33,231 --> 01:01:34,649 It's a valuable performance metric. 1420 01:01:34,690 --> 01:01:36,526 That's not really a way to describe someone. 1421 01:01:36,567 --> 01:01:38,444 Do you guys know that Mondays happen every week? 1422 01:01:38,486 --> 01:01:40,947 Like, every week. They just keep happening. 1423 01:01:40,988 --> 01:01:42,824 You know, when I show up to the art gallery at 9 a.m. 1424 01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:45,243 and my life is just a constant snooze button, 1425 01:01:45,284 --> 01:01:47,745 and I answer boring phone calls, and I have a boring day, 1426 01:01:47,787 --> 01:01:49,497 and I scroll boring social media. 1427 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:52,125 I'm sorry, Jila, but it's true. Yeah. 1428 01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:53,584 And, and then meanwhile, all my friends are just, 1429 01:01:53,626 --> 01:01:55,044 you know, livin' their best lives, 1430 01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:57,046 crashing yacht parties, and getting sunburned 1431 01:01:57,088 --> 01:01:59,507 at music festivals, and just making questionable decisions. 1432 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:01,968 Really cool things that I am not allowed to do, so... 1433 01:02:02,009 --> 01:02:03,886 Okay, Izzy, those are just future regrets. 1434 01:02:03,928 --> 01:02:07,932 Well, my past future regrets were good stories, okay? 1435 01:02:07,974 --> 01:02:10,351 - Not, like, "fixing a shower." - What? Mm... 1436 01:02:10,393 --> 01:02:12,270 Fixing a shower? I'm so lost. 1437 01:02:12,311 --> 01:02:15,106 D-day one, we all agreed 1438 01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:17,024 to keep Izzy's best interests front and center, 1439 01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:19,986 so let's open discussions on Izzy's proposals. 1440 01:02:20,027 --> 01:02:22,196 These are not proposals. These are complaints. 1441 01:02:22,238 --> 01:02:24,490 Either way, we debate the pros and cons. 1442 01:02:24,532 --> 01:02:25,825 And put things to a vote. 1443 01:02:25,867 --> 01:02:27,201 - Robert's Rules of Order, right? - Mm-hmm. 1444 01:02:27,243 --> 01:02:30,496 Right, which we will do when we reconvene, 1445 01:02:30,538 --> 01:02:31,956 but I have to go because I have an appointment. 1446 01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:34,375 - No, no. - What kind of appointment? 1447 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:36,043 There's nothing on your calendar. 1448 01:02:36,085 --> 01:02:38,129 It's an emergency. It's a root canal. 1449 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:40,715 I will see you when we reconvene on Monday. 1450 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,049 I mean, does it hurt? 1451 01:02:42,091 --> 01:02:44,010 Who wears a chic wide-leg pantsuit 1452 01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:46,721 to a root canal? 1453 01:02:46,762 --> 01:02:49,640 My father is still stuck in the fossil fuels of last century. 1454 01:02:49,682 --> 01:02:51,476 Well, Mr. Graves, those fossil fuels 1455 01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:53,478 got you some pretty sweet office space. 1456 01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:55,354 I think the future is connectivity. 1457 01:02:55,396 --> 01:02:57,899 I agree. I am all about in-person connectivity. 1458 01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:00,067 No, no, no, no. Like... 1459 01:03:00,109 --> 01:03:02,153 - Connecting through our phones. - Right. 1460 01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:04,030 Yuki said you're spearheading a whole 1461 01:03:04,071 --> 01:03:06,741 life transformation for your own sister. 1462 01:03:06,782 --> 01:03:08,159 Uh, how does that work exactly? 1463 01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:10,828 Drawing upon my time at BeScheduled, 1464 01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:13,414 I assembled a skilled board of directors. 1465 01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:16,834 The mission? A total reorg of Izzy's life. 1466 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:18,503 Now, committees were formed to impact 1467 01:03:18,544 --> 01:03:20,046 every bucket of her life. 1468 01:03:20,087 --> 01:03:22,965 Career, relationship, appearance, 1469 01:03:23,007 --> 01:03:25,259 and the same can be true for subscribers to our app 1470 01:03:25,301 --> 01:03:27,386 using their contacts. 1471 01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:28,596 Wow. 1472 01:03:34,143 --> 01:03:35,186 - Hi. - Hi. 1473 01:03:36,312 --> 01:03:37,563 Uh, please. 1474 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:43,069 You're a regular here? 1475 01:03:43,110 --> 01:03:45,071 No, not really. 1476 01:03:45,112 --> 01:03:47,240 It just, just kind of seemed like a good idea. 1477 01:03:47,281 --> 01:03:50,076 Neutral territory. Mm, um... 1478 01:03:50,117 --> 01:03:53,788 About the other day, I, I'm sorry. 1479 01:03:53,829 --> 01:03:55,331 Yeah, me too. I, um... 1480 01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:56,624 I shouldn't have said what I did. 1481 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,501 About getting so much in my own head? 1482 01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,044 Yeah, like, I totally understand, 1483 01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:01,504 I'm a complete headcase, you know? 1484 01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:04,423 Sorry, one moment, one second. 1485 01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:05,925 Yeah, yeah. Hi, this is Megan. 1486 01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,846 What?! 1487 01:04:09,887 --> 01:04:12,098 The... the police? 1488 01:04:12,139 --> 01:04:15,685 Yes, yes, of course. I will be right there. Bye. 1489 01:04:15,726 --> 01:04:17,061 That was Izzy's apartment manager. 1490 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:19,230 Apparently, she threw a little party. 1491 01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:21,732 Oh, well, it sounds like a good one if the cops were called. 1492 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:27,280 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1493 01:04:27,321 --> 01:04:30,199 No, no, no, not the throw pillows. 1494 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:35,913 - Hello? - Come on in. 1495 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:36,914 Oh! 1496 01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:40,793 Izzy! 1497 01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:43,212 What, what has happed here? 1498 01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:44,380 Oh, a party. 1499 01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:46,674 Yes, I can see that. What? 1500 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:49,802 - Who-who is this? - Oh, I'm Woody. Short for Woody. 1501 01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:52,805 - Street art ex-con? - Um, I can hear you. 1502 01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:54,849 Ugh, I know, I told you I was done with Carson. 1503 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,350 I couldn't listen to one more word about 1504 01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:58,269 arbitration or gross exposure. 1505 01:04:58,311 --> 01:04:59,854 So you thought you'd just throw a little soiree 1506 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:01,480 to celebrate your newfound singlehood? 1507 01:05:01,522 --> 01:05:03,524 Actually, no, this is to celebrate that I quit 1508 01:05:03,566 --> 01:05:05,860 my gallery job. 1509 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:08,905 Without consulting anyone on the board? 1510 01:05:08,946 --> 01:05:11,866 Izzy, you agreed. This was your idea. 1511 01:05:11,907 --> 01:05:13,409 And then you invited your weird friends over 1512 01:05:13,451 --> 01:05:14,660 to trash your apartment. 1513 01:05:14,702 --> 01:05:16,996 This has been so hard, Meg. 1514 01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:18,998 Izzy, once again, 1515 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,709 you have made a gigantic mess, and you just expect 1516 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:24,503 someone else to come in and clean it up. 1517 01:05:24,545 --> 01:05:26,339 I thought that you had changed. 1518 01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,641 - Whoa, just wait a second. - What? 1519 01:05:36,682 --> 01:05:38,726 Don't you think you're being just a little hard on Izzy? 1520 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,145 Uh, Izzy is backsliding or regressing, 1521 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:42,730 or wh-whatever the term is. 1522 01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:45,316 All of our hard work, poof, it's gone. 1523 01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:47,526 Well, maybe Izzy's just being true to her own nature. 1524 01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:50,655 Well, yeah. So then what was the point of this entire experiment? 1525 01:05:50,696 --> 01:05:53,199 Granted, this whole thing was a life makeover for Izzy, 1526 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:56,327 but... you know it's become bigger than that. 1527 01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:58,371 Do you wanna get some dinner? I can cook. 1528 01:05:58,412 --> 01:05:59,997 - We can talk some more. - I'm sorry. 1529 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:02,958 I just don't feel like I'm very good company right now. 1530 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,753 Would it be okay if we talked after the next meeting? 1531 01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:07,922 Yeah, of course, um... 1532 01:06:07,963 --> 01:06:09,715 I can wait till then. 1533 01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,691 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1534 01:06:26,732 --> 01:06:27,692 Okay. 1535 01:06:29,068 --> 01:06:31,654 - Hi. - Hi. So, uh... 1536 01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:33,114 What happened? 1537 01:06:33,155 --> 01:06:35,366 Troy wants to jump right into the analysis 1538 01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:36,909 and planning stage of app development 1539 01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:38,577 with you taking charge. 1540 01:06:38,619 --> 01:06:42,164 His lawyers are already talking finances and budget. 1541 01:06:42,206 --> 01:06:45,876 Wow. I mean, that is, that is, that's just really fast. 1542 01:06:45,918 --> 01:06:47,503 You know, I haven't even had a chance 1543 01:06:47,545 --> 01:06:49,463 to tell Izzy about this yet. 1544 01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,674 Well, you better fill her in or the press release will. 1545 01:06:51,716 --> 01:06:53,843 Okay, um, Yuki, I feel like maybe 1546 01:06:53,884 --> 01:06:57,054 I should probably tell you that the, uh, Izzy M. Inc. 1547 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:59,056 Experiment kind of, kind of imploded. 1548 01:06:59,098 --> 01:07:00,433 Nope. Not listening. 1549 01:07:00,474 --> 01:07:01,726 I don't wanna hear how the inspiration 1550 01:07:01,767 --> 01:07:03,269 for the app is a dud. 1551 01:07:03,310 --> 01:07:05,354 Be psyched, girl boss. New chapter. 1552 01:07:05,396 --> 01:07:07,106 All right. 1553 01:07:07,148 --> 01:07:08,399 New chapter. 1554 01:07:09,483 --> 01:07:10,943 - Thanks. - Hey, guys. 1555 01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:14,905 So, uh, before we start, I have news. 1556 01:07:14,947 --> 01:07:18,951 And, uh, it's kind of big, so, uh... 1557 01:07:18,993 --> 01:07:22,288 I'm just suddenly feeling like I've missed something. 1558 01:07:22,329 --> 01:07:24,749 What's going on? Izzy? 1559 01:07:24,790 --> 01:07:27,585 Izzy, what is happening? 1560 01:07:27,626 --> 01:07:28,919 What? Why are you... 1561 01:07:28,961 --> 01:07:30,880 How could you betray me like this? 1562 01:07:30,921 --> 01:07:32,757 What? 1563 01:07:32,798 --> 01:07:35,843 - Curtis, what? - She doesn't know, does she? 1564 01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:39,221 I'll, do the honors. 1565 01:07:39,263 --> 01:07:41,098 "Entrepreneur Troy Graves is partnering 1566 01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:43,768 with startup hotshot Megan Moore to develop 1567 01:07:43,809 --> 01:07:46,645 a revolutionary life coach by committee app." 1568 01:07:46,687 --> 01:07:47,897 - I... - Quote... 1569 01:07:47,938 --> 01:07:49,190 "Megan brings unprecedented 1570 01:07:49,231 --> 01:07:51,025 skill to the creation of this product, 1571 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,444 just as she did with her unorthodox approach 1572 01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:55,237 of applying the principles of business 1573 01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:58,783 to successfully overhaul her own sister's life." 1574 01:07:58,824 --> 01:08:01,118 Press release goes on the list of some examples 1575 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,913 of how the app can capitalize on them. 1576 01:08:03,954 --> 01:08:07,249 And they use Izzy's full name, too, which is wrong. 1577 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:09,293 You guys, I-I very much understand 1578 01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:11,796 that this looks really bad, 1579 01:08:11,837 --> 01:08:13,422 but please, let me explain. 1580 01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:15,883 The press release was really not supposed 1581 01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:18,511 to come out this soon. It should not have mentioned you. 1582 01:08:18,552 --> 01:08:20,095 But listen, when I tell you about this, 1583 01:08:20,137 --> 01:08:21,222 you're gonna be excited. 1584 01:08:21,263 --> 01:08:22,556 - Excited? - Yeah. 1585 01:08:22,598 --> 01:08:23,974 No, you used me. 1586 01:08:24,016 --> 01:08:25,768 Izzy M. Inc., this board, 1587 01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:30,439 the whole thing was just for your own career resuscitation. 1588 01:08:30,481 --> 01:08:33,567 No, n-n-not even close. 1589 01:08:33,609 --> 01:08:36,362 I-Izzy, the-the whole investor thing 1590 01:08:36,403 --> 01:08:39,240 of it all, that started after we began. 1591 01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:41,534 This has always been about helping you. 1592 01:08:41,575 --> 01:08:43,494 Helping me or helping me become you? 1593 01:08:45,454 --> 01:08:49,041 My whole life, I looked up to perfect Megan, 1594 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,252 but she didn't even know I was there. 1595 01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:53,045 I just got left behind. 1596 01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:56,799 I was left behind. 1597 01:08:56,841 --> 01:08:58,634 You always had Mom. You had Ken. 1598 01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:00,594 You know, mom would always say that, "Oh, we don't gotta worry 1599 01:09:00,636 --> 01:09:03,389 about Megan. She's got a good head on her shoulders." 1600 01:09:03,430 --> 01:09:04,765 Oh, really? Mom said that? 1601 01:09:04,807 --> 01:09:06,559 - Yeah. Yeah. - Figures. 1602 01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:10,062 And what does that mean for me, huh? That I'm the screw-up? 1603 01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:12,606 'Cause maybe I should just own it. 1604 01:09:12,648 --> 01:09:14,316 Izzy, I had no idea. 1605 01:09:14,358 --> 01:09:16,485 Of course not, because up until 1606 01:09:16,527 --> 01:09:19,363 a few months ago, we barely spoke. 1607 01:09:19,405 --> 01:09:21,699 Are you embarrassed of me? 1608 01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:23,534 No. No. 1609 01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:26,745 Because I thought that this whole experiment would... 1610 01:09:26,787 --> 01:09:29,665 bring us together and make me more like you 1611 01:09:29,707 --> 01:09:31,625 and that I would fit more into your bubble 1612 01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:34,044 a-and, like, you would like me. 1613 01:09:34,086 --> 01:09:36,630 Of course I like you. Who wouldn't like you? 1614 01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:39,550 Yeah, but you know what I learned through all this? 1615 01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:43,304 I might be a disaster, but I'm a happy disaster. 1616 01:09:43,345 --> 01:09:46,473 Megan, all you care about is being perfect 1617 01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:51,103 and on schedule and making sure you have everything right, 1618 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:54,815 but you don't even know what happiness feels like. 1619 01:09:54,857 --> 01:09:56,483 But I know that doesn't really matter to you 1620 01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:58,527 because, um, you're on top now 1621 01:09:58,569 --> 01:10:02,573 as a big CEO. 1622 01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:04,742 What does it matter about the casualties along the way? 1623 01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:09,496 I'm sorry. Okay? 1624 01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:10,915 I just... 1625 01:10:10,956 --> 01:10:14,210 - I'm sorry. - Yoo-hoo! Anyone in here? 1626 01:10:14,251 --> 01:10:16,253 - Oh, Mom. - I do love the little... 1627 01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:18,631 designer bargain. 1628 01:10:18,672 --> 01:10:21,884 Oh, is this the "sample sale?" 1629 01:10:21,926 --> 01:10:22,885 Oh. 1630 01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:27,181 Patsy, what are you doing here? 1631 01:10:27,222 --> 01:10:30,517 Frank? Megan, what is goin' on? 1632 01:10:30,559 --> 01:10:33,520 Izzy can fill you in, mom. 1633 01:10:33,562 --> 01:10:37,524 And, uh, I resign effective immediately, so... 1634 01:10:37,566 --> 01:10:39,735 Um, Curtis, maybe you... 1635 01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:44,657 Right. 1636 01:10:50,788 --> 01:10:51,914 Megan? 1637 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:56,043 Oh, sweetheart. 1638 01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,503 Oh, it's okay. 1639 01:11:13,852 --> 01:11:14,937 Izzy? 1640 01:11:21,443 --> 01:11:25,906 I tried to stay mad, but my mom wisely said 1641 01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:29,243 "To err is human, to forgive, divine." 1642 01:11:29,284 --> 01:11:30,911 I don't think Beverly came up... 1643 01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:32,830 Oh, she sent over a fresh batch of booch. 1644 01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:35,666 Come in. 1645 01:11:39,712 --> 01:11:42,923 I, uh, really screwed up, didn't I? 1646 01:11:42,965 --> 01:11:44,425 Pretty much. 1647 01:11:44,466 --> 01:11:46,468 So what happened after I left? 1648 01:11:46,510 --> 01:11:49,096 Board's dissolved. Experiment over. 1649 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:51,932 I-I did get to hang out with Lois, though. 1650 01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:54,018 Can't believe she didn't try to take over. 1651 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:58,355 - It's, uh, kind of Lois's M.O. - Izzy didn't want her to. 1652 01:11:58,397 --> 01:12:01,108 Oh, man, I just, I really messed up with Izzy. 1653 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:03,193 I have no idea how to make this up to her. 1654 01:12:03,235 --> 01:12:05,154 - Can't help you there. - Mm... 1655 01:12:06,780 --> 01:12:09,366 Hey, um... 1656 01:12:09,408 --> 01:12:12,828 I have some other kind of bad news, which is that I... 1657 01:12:14,663 --> 01:12:16,957 I decided not to take Troy Graves' money. 1658 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:18,667 It just didn't feel like the right thing 1659 01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:20,377 to do anymore. I-I'm sorry. 1660 01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:23,088 Oh, I wasn't coming with you anyway. 1661 01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:25,674 Wha-what? Wh-why not? 1662 01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:28,218 You weren't the only one secretly taking meetings. 1663 01:12:28,260 --> 01:12:29,928 Curtis! 1664 01:12:29,970 --> 01:12:32,973 I got a social media job at the Initiator Press. 1665 01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:34,266 You're... 1666 01:12:34,308 --> 01:12:36,185 That's wonderful. 1667 01:12:36,226 --> 01:12:38,520 I'm so happy for you. 1668 01:12:40,773 --> 01:12:42,399 Good job, Curtis. 1669 01:12:44,943 --> 01:12:48,030 So what are you gonna do? 1670 01:12:48,072 --> 01:12:49,406 I don't know. 1671 01:12:50,657 --> 01:12:53,952 But you know what? 1672 01:12:53,994 --> 01:12:56,038 I am overdue doing this. 1673 01:12:58,499 --> 01:13:00,000 Buh-bye, BeScheduled. 1674 01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:04,671 Izzy's right. I am the tragic one. 1675 01:13:04,713 --> 01:13:06,090 I've been so busy trying to have control 1676 01:13:06,131 --> 01:13:07,883 over absolutely everything that I... 1677 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:10,344 I haven't been living. 1678 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:12,429 Well, like my mom always says, 1679 01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:14,348 "You need to go find your smile." 1680 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:15,516 Curtis, your mom... 1681 01:13:19,436 --> 01:13:20,896 Curtis, your mom's right. 1682 01:13:20,938 --> 01:13:22,523 She always is. 1683 01:13:24,274 --> 01:13:25,234 Yeah. 1684 01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:31,865 We should have told you, mom. 1685 01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:34,701 Well, I knew something was goin' on. 1686 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:37,204 - I call it "Mom-tuition." - Right. 1687 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:39,206 Believe me, I was happy that you girls 1688 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:41,375 were spending time together, but I didn't know 1689 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:44,670 you formed a corporation and were having board meetings, 1690 01:13:44,711 --> 01:13:47,589 which is a very clever idea, actually. 1691 01:13:49,466 --> 01:13:52,511 I'm just a little sad you didn't want me to be a part of it. 1692 01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:53,971 I'm sorry, mom, I am. 1693 01:13:54,012 --> 01:13:56,473 I do know what it feels like to be excluded. 1694 01:13:56,515 --> 01:13:59,977 Honey, I never meant for you to feel left out of the family. 1695 01:14:00,018 --> 01:14:03,814 You just always seemed like you didn't need us. 1696 01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:07,317 - That's not true. - Megan... 1697 01:14:07,359 --> 01:14:10,696 You're so together, whereas Izzy is... 1698 01:14:11,947 --> 01:14:13,115 - Izzy. - I know. 1699 01:14:14,908 --> 01:14:17,035 And I know how you must have thought 1700 01:14:17,077 --> 01:14:19,246 I was playin' favorites. 1701 01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:21,748 But I... love 1702 01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:24,543 each of my girls equally. 1703 01:14:26,128 --> 01:14:28,463 Thank you, mom. I, uh... 1704 01:14:28,505 --> 01:14:31,550 Yeah, I think I actually did need to hear that, so... 1705 01:14:35,429 --> 01:14:37,681 Um, I-I miss dad. 1706 01:14:39,099 --> 01:14:41,351 I do too. 1707 01:14:41,393 --> 01:14:42,936 And by the way, I do know that 1708 01:14:42,978 --> 01:14:46,064 you were just doing the best you could with Izzy. 1709 01:14:46,106 --> 01:14:47,608 I-I get that now. 1710 01:14:47,649 --> 01:14:49,234 And you were doing the best you could 1711 01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:51,778 with your board of directors thing. 1712 01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:54,072 Yes, but really, I think I was just trying to become 1713 01:14:54,114 --> 01:14:57,743 a version of you, just swoop in, try to fix everything, and... 1714 01:14:57,784 --> 01:14:59,745 Well, we're fixers no more, 1715 01:14:59,786 --> 01:15:03,040 because little baby bird Izzy has flown the nest. 1716 01:15:03,081 --> 01:15:04,958 - Really? - Yeah. 1717 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,461 She's still not really speaking to me. 1718 01:15:07,502 --> 01:15:09,546 Well, I told her you weren't doing the app anymore, 1719 01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:14,051 but she does still have that voodoo doll in her bedroom. 1720 01:15:14,092 --> 01:15:16,929 Looks remarkably like you, actually. 1721 01:15:16,970 --> 01:15:18,847 She's very talented when she's mad. 1722 01:15:20,515 --> 01:15:23,685 She did sign up for a yoga teacher training course, 1723 01:15:23,727 --> 01:15:27,231 and she's studying to get her esthetician license. 1724 01:15:27,272 --> 01:15:30,108 - She did pass ear piercing. - Wow. 1725 01:15:30,150 --> 01:15:32,152 She's giving herself options. That's very smart. 1726 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:33,403 Yeah. 1727 01:15:33,445 --> 01:15:34,780 And she missed her friends 1728 01:15:34,821 --> 01:15:36,573 in that nutty home she was in before. 1729 01:15:36,615 --> 01:15:38,742 So she negotiated herself 1730 01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:40,786 out of that new apartment lease 1731 01:15:40,827 --> 01:15:43,664 if she promised to clean it up and she did. 1732 01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:45,666 - Wow. - Woody helped her paint, and... 1733 01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:48,210 your art friend Dominic, 1734 01:15:48,252 --> 01:15:50,087 he fixed a cabinet door. 1735 01:15:50,128 --> 01:15:53,173 - God, he is so handy, that man. - Mm-hmm. 1736 01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:56,260 I didn't realize that Izzy and Dominic were still in touch. 1737 01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:57,844 Yeah, it seems so. 1738 01:15:57,886 --> 01:15:59,888 Izzy said the whole board is still friends. 1739 01:16:02,766 --> 01:16:04,601 That's good. 1740 01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:08,564 And Izzy is not getting back together with Woody. 1741 01:16:08,605 --> 01:16:10,274 - Goodness. - After the whole... 1742 01:16:10,315 --> 01:16:14,027 Carson thing, she decided to go boy sober for a while, 1743 01:16:14,069 --> 01:16:16,113 and she's dating herself. 1744 01:16:16,154 --> 01:16:18,407 Like, that's gonna get me grandchildren. 1745 01:16:18,448 --> 01:16:20,659 - Mom! - I'm kidding. 1746 01:16:20,701 --> 01:16:22,035 I can joke, you know. 1747 01:16:22,077 --> 01:16:23,287 Oh, I know. 1748 01:16:23,328 --> 01:16:25,455 Oh, look at this. 1749 01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:31,712 - She looks great. - Well, yes. 1750 01:16:31,753 --> 01:16:34,548 But look, her feet aren't on my couch. 1751 01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:37,134 She's found her own path. 1752 01:16:37,175 --> 01:16:38,260 About time. 1753 01:16:41,221 --> 01:16:43,515 Hey, I was thinking, 1754 01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:46,727 after this, we could... 1755 01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:50,856 maybe go on a mother-daughter bonding experience. 1756 01:16:59,531 --> 01:17:00,824 Mm... 1757 01:17:04,369 --> 01:17:07,039 Oh, you look beautiful. 1758 01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:08,749 - Thank you, mom. - Here. 1759 01:17:08,790 --> 01:17:10,042 Okay. 1760 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:14,546 You know, there's so many other ways to have champagne. 1761 01:17:14,588 --> 01:17:15,922 For example, we could go somewhere, 1762 01:17:15,964 --> 01:17:17,215 and I could buy you some. 1763 01:17:17,257 --> 01:17:19,176 Please let me live out my fantasy 1764 01:17:19,217 --> 01:17:21,386 of being mother of the bride. 1765 01:17:21,428 --> 01:17:22,429 Okay, fine. 1766 01:17:24,681 --> 01:17:26,600 - Oh. - All right, all right. 1767 01:17:26,641 --> 01:17:29,770 You got me. I admit it, I guess this is kind of fun. 1768 01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:34,191 Only because of how weirdly happy it makes you. 1769 01:17:34,232 --> 01:17:37,653 You know, I really like that Dominic fella. 1770 01:17:37,694 --> 01:17:40,280 Yeah, I really did, too. 1771 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:42,491 It's just one of the many things I've screwed up lately. 1772 01:17:45,911 --> 01:17:47,788 Hey, Mom? Mm-hmm? 1773 01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:50,874 I'm having an idea about Izzy and her upcoming birthday. 1774 01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:52,918 It involves getting the gang back together 1775 01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:55,420 and a whole lot of apologizing slash explaining 1776 01:17:55,462 --> 01:17:57,089 that I have to do. 1777 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:46,805 - Okay. - Mom, dad, where are we? 1778 01:18:46,847 --> 01:18:49,766 - Here we go. Oh... - Okay. 1779 01:18:51,768 --> 01:18:53,562 Surprise! 1780 01:18:57,023 --> 01:18:58,400 You guys, this is better 1781 01:18:58,442 --> 01:19:00,277 than anything I could've ask for. 1782 01:19:00,318 --> 01:19:01,820 Oh, it wasn't us. 1783 01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:03,780 It was all Megan. 1784 01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:06,199 Happy birthday, Izzy. Happy birthday! 1785 01:19:06,241 --> 01:19:10,036 Happy birthday! 1786 01:19:10,078 --> 01:19:12,456 I can't believe it. 1787 01:19:12,497 --> 01:19:15,625 Oh! 1788 01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:18,462 - Oh, my God! - Hey! Happy 30th, Iz! 1789 01:19:18,503 --> 01:19:20,380 - Hey! - How? What are you doing here? 1790 01:19:20,422 --> 01:19:22,174 What's up? Happy birthday! 1791 01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:26,386 Oh, my goodness. Hi! 1792 01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:27,471 - Wow! - Happy birthday! 1793 01:19:27,512 --> 01:19:29,222 I haven't seen you guys in so... 1794 01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:31,266 Hi. Oh... 1795 01:19:33,810 --> 01:19:36,146 - Hi. - Hey. 1796 01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:38,190 I, uh, I know you love a party. 1797 01:19:38,231 --> 01:19:40,400 It just seemed a lot more, you know, 1798 01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:42,986 like you, the surprises and all. 1799 01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:45,864 I-I owe you a really big apology. 1800 01:19:45,906 --> 01:19:48,241 I do. Because I, uh... 1801 01:19:48,283 --> 01:19:50,952 I tried to change you, and I absolutely 1802 01:19:50,994 --> 01:19:53,705 never should have done that. 1803 01:19:53,747 --> 01:19:57,250 Izzy, you have the biggest heart, and, uh... 1804 01:19:59,252 --> 01:20:02,297 I just hope that there's still room in it for me. 1805 01:20:06,384 --> 01:20:09,095 Uh, well, I did come to you asking 1806 01:20:09,137 --> 01:20:11,598 for my life to be transformed before my 30th birthday. 1807 01:20:13,099 --> 01:20:14,559 And it is. 1808 01:20:14,601 --> 01:20:17,521 Just... maybe not the way either of us imagined. 1809 01:20:17,562 --> 01:20:19,105 Right. 1810 01:20:19,147 --> 01:20:21,107 And I hope you know that you changed my life, too. 1811 01:20:21,149 --> 01:20:23,151 Oh, yes, I know. You don't have a big stick up your... 1812 01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:24,903 Was gonna say I learned to live a little. 1813 01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:26,988 Mm-hmm. 1814 01:20:28,281 --> 01:20:30,033 I love you just the way you are. 1815 01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:31,159 I love you. 1816 01:20:32,744 --> 01:20:34,704 Oh, okay. 1817 01:20:34,746 --> 01:20:36,456 Can we have lemon drop shots now? 1818 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:38,124 Yes. 1819 01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:40,502 Let's invite mom. 1820 01:20:40,544 --> 01:20:42,712 - Oh! Okay. - All right, you take that one. 1821 01:20:42,754 --> 01:20:44,256 - All right. Okay. - Okay, bring it in. 1822 01:20:44,297 --> 01:20:46,258 - Mmm. - Here's to Izzy's birthday. 1823 01:20:46,299 --> 01:20:48,093 Thank you, girls. 1824 01:20:51,888 --> 01:20:54,975 I'm just so proud of my girls, even though it wasn't 1825 01:20:55,016 --> 01:20:57,727 a very conventional route to family togetherness. 1826 01:20:57,769 --> 01:21:00,814 Has anything about this family ever been conventional? 1827 01:21:00,855 --> 01:21:02,607 Oh, now that you mention it, no. 1828 01:21:02,649 --> 01:21:05,235 You ladies keep me on my toes. 1829 01:21:05,277 --> 01:21:07,028 I wouldn't trade it for the world. 1830 01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:08,530 Mm... 1831 01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:15,120 So I have this credit card now, and it gives you 2% back. 1832 01:21:15,161 --> 01:21:17,205 You spend the money, and then they give you some money back. 1833 01:21:17,247 --> 01:21:19,040 I'm like, what? I'm gonna save that money. 1834 01:21:19,082 --> 01:21:20,876 I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna use it to go to Peru. 1835 01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:22,586 I'm gonna see these llamas. I'm gonna sleep with the llamas. 1836 01:21:22,627 --> 01:21:24,045 You know what? There's so much to share with you. 1837 01:21:24,087 --> 01:21:25,672 I'll tell you back at the house, okay? 1838 01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:27,716 Bye, roomie. 1839 01:21:27,757 --> 01:21:29,259 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 1840 01:21:29,301 --> 01:21:32,095 Hey, so, uh, I invited Dominic. 1841 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,972 I was sure he would show up for you. 1842 01:21:34,014 --> 01:21:36,891 Oh, he has shown, but I think it's for you. 1843 01:21:37,642 --> 01:21:39,269 What? 1844 01:21:39,311 --> 01:21:41,688 - Happy birthday, Iz. - Oh, thanks. 1845 01:21:43,356 --> 01:21:44,941 Sorry, I'm late. 1846 01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:46,735 My, uh, schedule's been all screwy this week. 1847 01:21:46,776 --> 01:21:48,570 I had to switch lectures with a colleague. 1848 01:21:48,612 --> 01:21:50,697 Of course. I just didn't think you were coming. 1849 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,741 And miss this? Never. 1850 01:21:54,909 --> 01:21:58,038 I made a mistake. You warned me, and I didn't listen. 1851 01:21:58,079 --> 01:22:01,583 - I think you served your time. - So you're not mad? 1852 01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,293 It wasn't in my place to be mad at you. 1853 01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:05,837 I was always the independent director on Izzy's board. 1854 01:22:08,131 --> 01:22:10,175 I'm sorry I went so hot and cold, and then I 1855 01:22:10,216 --> 01:22:12,802 pushed you away. Just a terrible force of habit. 1856 01:22:12,844 --> 01:22:14,054 I know. 1857 01:22:14,095 --> 01:22:15,263 And now? 1858 01:22:18,475 --> 01:22:20,101 Come with me. 1859 01:22:25,815 --> 01:22:28,944 You know, I never really understood 1860 01:22:28,985 --> 01:22:30,362 that John Lennon quote. 1861 01:22:30,403 --> 01:22:31,655 I think it's from when he was young, 1862 01:22:31,696 --> 01:22:32,948 and they were asking him what he wanted 1863 01:22:32,989 --> 01:22:35,075 to be when he grew up, and he said, 1864 01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:36,534 "I just wanna be happy." 1865 01:22:37,869 --> 01:22:40,080 I think I get it now. 1866 01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:41,623 - Goldie Hawn said that. - No, she didn't. 1867 01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:46,169 She-she did. It's, it's okay. 1868 01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:51,257 So, what's next? 1869 01:22:51,299 --> 01:22:53,343 Uh, it seems like we're dancing. 1870 01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:55,762 - I meant with work. - Oh, well... 1871 01:22:55,804 --> 01:22:57,305 I'm going to partner with Curtis 1872 01:22:57,347 --> 01:23:00,892 and his mom and take her kombucha brand nationwide. 1873 01:23:00,934 --> 01:23:03,144 And then what? 1874 01:23:03,186 --> 01:23:04,521 I don't know. 1875 01:23:04,562 --> 01:23:08,274 I just wanna be in good company. 137934

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