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♪
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Dave: Here we go.
You got the lambs?
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Terry: Yeah. Just one thing--
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why, exactly,
are we using lambs?
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Dave: It's symbolism, dummy.
The lambs are Krapopolites.
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The wolves are us,
the Athena Boys,
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and we will lead them
like lambs to the slaughter
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if they don't bow down
to Athena.
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Man: Sorry. Just checking.
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Do wolves lead lambs
to slaughter?
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Terry: Yeah, and you know
it was a real pain
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to get all those wolves.
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What happened to killing
livestock, raiding silos, fires?
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Dave: Any group of knuckleheads
could just kill lambs.
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This makes a statement.
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Terry: But won't they
just think it's wolves?
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Dave: Well, if they do,
that's on them.
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Terry: Yeah. I just think we
should be way more intentional
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about the statement
that we're making.
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Dave: Save it for next time.
Bolt. Bolt!
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Men: [Shout]
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Tyrannis: Mummy, stop that.
My feet were clean ages ago.
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Stupendous: Morning, sunshine.
I caught more Athena Boys.
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Tyrannis: The ones who sow chaos
in cities for Athena's glory?
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What do they do this time,
kill some sheep?
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Terry: It was symbolism.
Tyrannis: For what?
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Terry: Honestly,
I was confused, too.
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Stupendous: Terry?
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But you're one of my best guys.
Why would you do this?
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Terry: My love for
the many times we've chilled
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and relaxed together is second
only to my allegiance to Athena.
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Stupendous: Throw them
in the dungeon, the dirty one.
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Tyrannis: The dirty one?
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But Terry was with you when
you got your first wolf sleeve.
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Stupendous: In battle,
you have friends and enemies,
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no middle ground.
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There goes the third best friend
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and second worst sex buddy
I ever had.
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Ty, I think you have
a problem here.
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Tyrannis: Yes. I do.
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You're making a bigger deal of
some fringe wackos than I would,
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and I have a big day tomorrow,
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so could you please
let me sleep?
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Stavros, the famous lute player,
is in town.
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Stupendous:
How often do you dream
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about Mom washing your feet?
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Tyrannis: It's more
of a nightmare, really.
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Stupendous: You seem to be
enjoying it.
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Tyrannis: That's why
it's a nightmare.
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♪
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Men: ♪ Uh
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♪
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♪ Uh
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♪ Uh
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♪ Uh uh uh whoo!
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Tyrannis: Don't worry,
only a little further
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to the Athena Boys'
hiding place.
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Stupendous:
So when we get there,
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I can go leash off, right?
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Tyrannis: Are you
generally leashed?
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Stupendous: Yeah. I'm always
digging my fingernails
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into my palm to remind me
not to go full Stup.
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I have a lot of anger.
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Tyrannis: OK, so I may
have been exaggerating
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when I said where we were going,
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but I think you'll like this
even better.
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Stupendous: Better than going
leash off on the Athena Boys?
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Tyrannis: Maybe.
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Stupendous: Oh, no, no, no.
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Is this for that blind guy
with the lute?
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Tyrannis: His name is Stavros,
and his lack of sight
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only improves his miraculous
sense of hearing,
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and I'm already late
for the show.
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Stupendous: Ty, there are
dissidents in the city,
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and you took the head
of the military to a concert?
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Tyrannis: Joy persists
in the face of chaos.
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Stupendous: Do you realize
what a bad look this is?
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Can you at least pretend
to take the situation seriously?
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Tyrannis: It's not even
entirely clear to me
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what the situation is...
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Stupendous: Ty--
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Tyrannis: but--yes, yes--
of course
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I will take it seriously,
and I will not look
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like I'm not taking it
seriously, either.
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Now can I stand
on your shoulders?
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Stupendous: Not in those shoes.
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Enjoy your dumb lute fest.
I've got to defend your city.
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Tyrannis: I will enjoy the show,
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but I will not get you
a souvenir vase.
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Alexi: Hey, no cutting.
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What's a barkless freak like
you doing at a Stavros concert?
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Tyrannis: His music
isn't just for wood nymphs.
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"Lute Goat Fable"
changed my life,
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and I think
there's been a mix-up.
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I need the king line,
the line for king,
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so no line, just--zzzzzpit!--
right to the front.
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Alexi: You got ears where your
branch should be or something?
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Back of the line!
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Tyrannis: You've got ears, too,
and you're not a tree.
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Stavros: ♪ If peace fell down
in the forest ♪
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♪ And no one
was around to hear ♪
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♪ It would sound like love
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[Cheering and applause]
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Nymph: I mean, an entire
lyrical story where nobody dies.
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He's a genius.
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Tyrannis:
He's calling them songs.
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Mind if I climb you?
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Can't tell if you're saying no
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or just going still
so I can climb you.
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Athena: Ty, is that you?
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Tyrannis: Athena?
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Athena: What? Who?
No. Get serious.
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You're right. It's me--Athena.
I'm incognito.
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Who wants special treatment
at a Stavros show, right?
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Tyrannis: I don't know.
A goddess maybe?
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Athena: Or a king.
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Wouldn't have pegged you
as a Stavros fan.
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Tyrannis: I'm a man
of many interests--
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lyrical lute, defending my city
from saboteurs,
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not dying in a spaceship
you launched me in.
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Athena: Yeah. Well, I'll let you
enjoy the show in peace.
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Tyrannis: Yeah.
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I'll leave you alone,
you leave me alone.
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Athena: Fine.
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Tyrannis: Perfect.
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All: ♪ Fight fire
with friendship ♪
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♪ Go up to the flame
and hold it close ♪
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♪ Friendship never burns
if you hold it tight ♪
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♪ Pick up your heart
and put down the fight ♪
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♪
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Shlub: There you are, darling.
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You're just in time
for your evening foot rub.
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Deliria: Oh, I can't.
I'm off for the evening.
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Shlub: Good.
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Well, should I have the servants
take the foot rub to go?
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We'll have a pedicure picnic.
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I've been meaning
to feed you grapes.
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Deliria: That sounds nice, but--
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Shlub: But what?
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Deliria: But nothing.
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I just have something else
I want to do.
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Shlub: Should I have them
do manicures instead?
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Deliria: I'm afraid
you don't understand, my love.
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I have plans.
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Shlub: Well, I could
come with you if you--
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Deliria: No, Schlub.
This is my me time.
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Worker ant exit.
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Shlub: I may not be
a mind reader,
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but I know when
I'm being asked to pursue.
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Hippocampus: Sounds like she
wants to be alone for a while.
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Shlub: So, what,
I'm supposed to just take
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what your mother says
at face value?
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Hippocampus: Yes.
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Shlub: Oh, Hippo, you have
so much to learn about love.
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Hippocampus: Sure, Dad,
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as long as I get to test out
this procedure.
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Shlub: [Gulp]
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Mm, not feeling anything.
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That's because
I still have to do this.
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Shlub: Uh!
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Hippocampus: Perfect.
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Shlub: No, it isn't.
I look nothing like an ant.
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Hippocampus: I broke the laws
of nature and made you tiny.
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What do you want,
a costume, too?
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Shlub: Could we try that?
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Tyrannis: When he went
into that sistrum breakdown
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in "Forest of Hugs"--
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Athena: Oh, I know.
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I almost lost it, and I've heard
Apollo and Pan's jam sessions.
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Tyrannis: It's like he's
speaking to my soul.
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Athena: None of the other gods
really get Stav.
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It's nice to have someone
to talk to about him.
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Tyrannis: I mean, of all the
people in the world to run into
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at a Stavros concert,
it had to be you.
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Athena: It is
sort of nice, though.
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Dave: King Tyrannis,
we heard you'd be here.
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We wanted to make sure
you got our message,
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and by message, we mean
we're gonna beat you up.
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Tyrannis: Yep.
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I was just heading home
to think about that message.
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Great seeing you guys.
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Dave: Rrgh...
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Tyrannis: Aah!
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Oh, my God, am I dead?
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Is this what it's like,
just life but higher up?
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Athena: Looked like
you could use a ride.
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Now we can go over his setlist.
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Tyrannis: Thank you,
but those were your boys.
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Aren't you part of this?
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Athena: I barely know
those guys.
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Sure, they like me.
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Lots of weirdos
do stuff in my name.
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You get it? You're king.
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With respect and power
come creeps.
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Tyrannis: Right, but as long
as they're threatening
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everything I stand for, or
whatever it is they're doing--
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I'm not entirely clear on it
either, to be honest--
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but my sister feels
very strongly about it
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and wants me
to take it seriously.
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Athena: We shouldn't be
seen together. I get it.
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Can you imagine if your mom
knew we were hanging out?
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Tyrannis: Oh, God.
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Athena: I almost
want to see that.
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Tyrannis: Oh, no, no, no.
Secret friendship.
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Athena:
OK, OK, secret friendship.
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Both: ♪ The trees and the rocks
and the rivers are friends ♪
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♪ The clouds in the sky
and the creatures are friends ♪
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♪ There's nothing in the world
that isn't a friend ♪
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♪ Because friends and
not having friends are friends ♪
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Tyrannis: Stup, you know Athena,
my new...friend.
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Are you--
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Oh, boy.
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Tyrannis: ♪ Hey, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na ♪
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Stupendous: Ty, you cannot
be friends with Athena.
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Tyrannis: Where's the bread?
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Stupendous: Those frigging
Athena Boys slashed
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bags of wheat as a threat
to Demeter worshipers.
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They're saying every slash
represents a wound
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in the city's wheat supply.
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Tyrannis: That's not
what it represents.
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That's what it is.
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There's no abstraction.
Where's the metaphor?
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Stupendous: So they're
not great abstractors.
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There's still no bread.
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Surprised your friend
didn't tell you,
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or were you too busy hearing
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about famous battles
set to harp?
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Tyrannis: Athena and I
don't talk about that stuff.
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It's a marker of maturity
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to have a friendship
with boundaries...
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and Stavros
doesn't sing about war.
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Hippocampus: Dad?
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Stupendous: Does Stavros sing
about a king being so stupid,
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his whole city falls apart?
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Tyrannis: That doesn't sound
like a very good song.
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Hippocampus: Whew...
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Stupendous: I'm telling you, Ty,
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this friendship
is gonna be a problem.
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Tyrannis: I've got my eye
on the Athena Boys.
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Don't you worry.
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Stupendous: Just promise me
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you will not hang out
with her again.
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Tyrannis: I promise.
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Athena: So when he says,
"What if the children
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grew as tall as trees?"
he's talking about us.
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We're the trees,
or at least that's my theory.
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Tyrannis: Brilliant.
I've never thought of that.
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Athena: OK. Get ready to lose
your freaking mind, dude.
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Here it is--my Stavros cave.
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Tyrannis: No way.
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You have
a limited-edition tapestry
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from his Dancing Dolphins Tour?
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They only made, like--
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Athena: 40 of them? Yeah.
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Tyrannis: I hate to put
my king hat back on, but--
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Athena: Your crown?
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Tyrannis: Right.
Well, those boys of yours--
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Athena: Ty, I told you.
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I don't have anything
to do with them.
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Tyrannis: I know. I know.
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Athena: Can't we
just be Stav bros?
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Tyrannis: Yes, of course,
but I'm also king,
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and my sister thinks
I need to be
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taking more of a public stand.
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Athena: Maybe you need
to worry a little less
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about what everybody else
thinks.
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You gotta believe in you.
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Tyrannis: "You gotta
believe in you."
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I like that. Is that Stavros?
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Athena: Yeah, isn't it?
I think so.
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Tyrannis: Deep cuts.
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Athena: Oh, that reminds me.
Can I show you another secret?
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Tyrannis: The original toga
from his first-ever show?
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I've only ever seen it
on vases and in my dreams.
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Athena: Yep. I had my boys
get that one for me.
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You don't want to know
who they killed for it.
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I'm kidding. Ha ha!
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Tyrannis: Ha. Of course.
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♪
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Shlub: Have you seen my wife?
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Ant: I don't have
any drugs, man.
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[Laughter]
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Deliria: Patty, you're making
my abdomen hurt.
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Patty: I swear, the whole time
she's talking to me,
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sap all over her mandible.
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Our queen is a hot mess.
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Dolores: I wouldn't mind
being queen.
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At least she doesn't
have to put up with crap
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from that loser Randall.
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Deliria: You know
I'd kill that guy for you.
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Winnifred: Deliria,
there's a guy here to see you,
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says he's your husband.
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Shlub: Surprise.
Did you miss me?
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Deliria: Why are you here?
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Shlub: Are you not happy
to see me?
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Deliria: Well, I did
tell you not to come,
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but now that you're here,
why are you here?
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Shlub: Taking an interest
in your hobbies.
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I see that you're an ant,
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so then how may I be
of thorax-sistance--
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give them fire, eat their young?
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I'm here to support
all your kinks.
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Deliria: It's nothing like that.
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All I usually do
is float around, be adored.
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I just come down here
to be a worker ant,
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do some real work--
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you know, lift 20 times
my body weight with my girls.
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It's a nice change of pace.
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Shlub: Oh, yes. I see.
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Well, that sounds like
its own kind of fun.
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Deliria: Oh, never mind.
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Shlub: No, no.
I think it's marvelous.
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I'll push the grain with you.
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Deliria: If you really want to
join in, get with the male ants.
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They're in line
to copulate with the queen.
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Shlub: Copulation line?
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00:10:54,075 --> 00:10:56,011
Well, that sounds
too good to be true.
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Are you sure you're not
just trying to get rid of me?
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Deliria: Honestly, it seems
like I couldn't if I tried.
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Manus: ♪ Doodle ee deedle da
doodle la doodle la ♪
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♪ Deedle la diddle la
diddle la doodle la did ♪
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At this point, he sings...
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♪ very high...
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and then the strings go...
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♪ Doodly, doodly doodly--
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Athena: Manus, volume down.
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Manus: ♪ Diddly
doodle la diddly... ♪
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Tyrannis: I've spent
years looking
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for a Work-Man
who knows Stavros.
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You rule.
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Athena: It's so nice
to just be able
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to do something low-key
like this.
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00:11:20,293 --> 00:11:21,797
Usually with kings, it's all,
"Sponsor me. Protect my wife."
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Tyrannis: That's me--
Low-Key Ty,
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no wife at all so far,
but fingers crossed.
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00:11:26,405 --> 00:11:27,975
Is it a little crowded?
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00:11:28,009 --> 00:11:30,179
Why don't we just, um,
hang out over here?
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00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:31,884
Athena: See,
this is what I mean.
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00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:33,521
You don't even need
to be seen with me.
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It's so refreshing.
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Tyrannis: I don't just not need
to be seen with you.
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I need not to be seen with you.
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Sorry. That came out
worse than I expected.
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Athena: Because
of the Athena Boys.
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Tyrannis: No. It's...
because of the Athena Boys, yes.
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Man: King Tyrannis,
they've blockaded the river.
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We can't get goods in or out.
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00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:51,455
Tyrannis: Who has?
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Man: Uh, the Athena Boys.
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Tyrannis: Uh, all right.
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00:11:54,662 --> 00:11:56,666
Well, of course,
I will take care of it.
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Man: Oh, great.
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00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,605
Tyrannis: What's that
supposed to mean?
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00:11:59,672 --> 00:12:01,241
Man: You've done
a great job so far.
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00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:02,811
Tyrannis: Ouch.
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00:12:02,845 --> 00:12:05,183
Athena: All right.
This is just sad. Let me help.
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00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:06,753
Tyrannis: No.
What do you mean? How?
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Athena: What is Stavros
all about?
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00:12:08,389 --> 00:12:10,694
Tyrannis: Friendship, dolphins,
tree sexuality.
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00:12:10,694 --> 00:12:12,899
Athena: Exactly, and peace.
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People of Krapopolis...
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Tyrannis: Um...
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Athena: I, the mighty Athena,
will host a concert in your city
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along with King Tyrannis,
a concert for peace,
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a peace concert with Stavros.
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Tyrannis: He's actually
really underrated.
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Stupendous: Seriously, Ty?
You're still friends?
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00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,511
Tyrannis: Aah!
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00:12:35,511 --> 00:12:37,848
Winnifred: So he came all
this way from another colony
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00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,285
just to find you?
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00:12:39,285 --> 00:12:41,155
Dolores: That is
so romantic, Deliria,
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00:12:41,188 --> 00:12:43,927
even if his thorax and antennae
do seem kind of wonky.
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Winnifred: So he's not the most
handsome guy. He's nice.
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00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,403
That's gotta count
for something.
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Dolores: I wish I could find
an ant like that.
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00:12:50,139 --> 00:12:51,643
Deliria: Of course you could.
You're gorgeous.
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00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:53,078
Patty: Are you kidding me,
Dolores?
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00:12:53,112 --> 00:12:54,949
Winnifred: I wish
I had your petiole.
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00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:57,454
Dolores: My colony sense.
Something's wrong.
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00:12:57,487 --> 00:12:58,990
Winnifred: I feel it, too.
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00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:01,161
Shlub's in trouble,
and the queen is dead
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00:13:01,195 --> 00:13:04,067
from excessive sexual pleasure.
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00:13:04,134 --> 00:13:06,939
Shlub: I don't understand.
You want to go home already?
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00:13:07,006 --> 00:13:09,310
Deliria: Thank you, but I think
I've had enough for today.
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00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:12,017
Shlub: But I was the best
stud ant in the colony.
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00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:14,187
I thought you'd
at least be impressed.
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Deliria: The point wasn't
to be the best, Shlub.
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00:13:16,191 --> 00:13:19,699
The point was to be
completely unremarkable.
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00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:22,404
Shlub: Well,
that'll be hard now.
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00:13:22,437 --> 00:13:23,640
Deliria: What do you mean?
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[Gasps]
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♪
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Ants: Hail the queen!
Hail the queen!
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Deliria: Stop. Stop!
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00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:33,025
I'm not in line for the throne.
Put me down.
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00:13:33,059 --> 00:13:44,682
♪
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Tyrannis: I can't believe this--
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00:13:45,984 --> 00:13:47,621
Stavros performing
just for my city,
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00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:49,191
and this will surely
bring peace.
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00:13:49,191 --> 00:13:51,563
Of course our friendship
isn't a problem.
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00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,633
It's the solution.
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00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,704
Athena: Plus...Stavros concert.
403
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,140
Both: Stavros!
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00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:58,943
Man: Yes!
Woman: I love you.
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00:13:58,977 --> 00:14:00,915
Stavros: Thank you
to King Tyrannis
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00:14:00,915 --> 00:14:03,654
and Athena
for organizing this concert.
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00:14:03,687 --> 00:14:05,389
Tyrannis: He knows my name.
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00:14:05,456 --> 00:14:07,995
Stavros: As you may know,
I am a blind man.
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00:14:08,028 --> 00:14:11,269
It is part of why I am so close
to the spirit of sound.
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00:14:11,335 --> 00:14:14,040
Tyrannis: That's a Stavros Fact.
He's telling us a Stavros Fact.
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00:14:14,107 --> 00:14:17,146
Stavros: I must use my platform
as a traveling lute player
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00:14:17,146 --> 00:14:20,086
and ally to tree nymphs
everywhere for good.
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00:14:20,119 --> 00:14:22,056
Tyrannis: And is he
doing a moral?
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00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:24,027
I love it when he does a moral.
415
00:14:24,094 --> 00:14:26,031
Stavros: When you have
a position of power,
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00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,035
when you are a public figure
such as myself,
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00:14:28,102 --> 00:14:31,543
you must use it to condemn
violence and stand for peace.
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00:14:31,576 --> 00:14:34,281
Athena: Public figure?
He's not that popular.
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00:14:34,314 --> 00:14:37,286
Stavros: All this conflict--
brother versus brother,
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00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,458
Athena Boys and Krapopolis...
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00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,827
Athena: Play songs!
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00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:41,963
Tyrannis: Do you not
like the moral?
423
00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:43,399
Condemning violence doesn't seem
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00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:44,970
like it should be
too much of a problem.
425
00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,806
Stavros: What do you say,
King Tyrannis?
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00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:50,514
Surely any fan of mine will not
stand with the Athena Boys.
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00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,750
Man: I don't like that.
428
00:14:51,783 --> 00:14:53,152
Tyrannis: Now hold on.
429
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,889
I'm not standing
with the Athena Boys.
430
00:14:54,922 --> 00:14:57,628
I'm just standing here
with Athena.
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00:14:57,661 --> 00:14:59,164
Man: That's half the name!
432
00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:02,304
Tyrannis: OK.
I get how it's a problem.
433
00:15:02,337 --> 00:15:05,678
All right. Well, this
isn't that complicated.
434
00:15:05,745 --> 00:15:07,246
Violence is wrong,
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00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,184
but the Athena Boys
aren't calling for violence.
436
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,757
Stavros: They demand
the murder or enslavement
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00:15:11,757 --> 00:15:14,696
of all who deny
the supremacy of Athena.
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00:15:14,763 --> 00:15:15,998
Tyrannis: They do?
439
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:17,133
Is that what
they've been asking for?
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00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,871
Athena: I don't know. Maybe.
441
00:15:18,871 --> 00:15:20,373
It's hard for me to keep track
of these things.
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00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,377
Man: It was painted
on the manifesto vase.
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00:15:22,444 --> 00:15:24,081
Woman: Stavros is blind,
and he knew that.
444
00:15:24,114 --> 00:15:25,550
Tyrannis: Well, that's bad.
445
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,690
I don't believe in that,
but if I had to say,
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00:15:28,757 --> 00:15:30,828
you gotta believe in you.
447
00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:33,265
Men: You gotta believe in you!
448
00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:36,038
Athena: Ohh.
Did they come up with that?
449
00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:37,641
You know what? Yeah.
450
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:39,078
That may have been
the Athena Boys' rallying cry,
451
00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:40,914
not a Stavros lyric.
452
00:15:40,947 --> 00:15:42,985
Sorry, man.
453
00:15:45,282 --> 00:15:48,696
Stavros: ♪ If peace fell down
in the forest ♪
454
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,601
♪ And no one was around
to hear ♪
455
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:55,744
♪ It would sound like love
456
00:15:55,778 --> 00:15:57,146
Tyrannis: Athena?
457
00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:59,718
[People shouting]
458
00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:02,190
Tyrannis: Right.
459
00:16:02,223 --> 00:16:03,726
Excuse me. Pardon me.
460
00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:05,229
Just trying to get
over to the--
461
00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:07,802
Stupendous:
Ty, little help here? Arrgh...
462
00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:09,304
Tyrannis: Nngh...uh!
463
00:16:09,337 --> 00:16:12,243
Stupendous: Agh! That guy
was surprisingly strong.
464
00:16:12,276 --> 00:16:14,615
Tyrannis: Don't you like war?
Isn't this fun for you?
465
00:16:14,649 --> 00:16:16,018
Stupendous: This isn't war, Ty.
466
00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:18,222
It's defense
against radical lunatics,
467
00:16:18,256 --> 00:16:20,126
lunatics you called into action
468
00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:22,664
after declaring your friendship
with their goddess.
469
00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:24,434
Tyrannis: Just because
we hung out a few times
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00:16:24,468 --> 00:16:26,271
doesn't mean I agree
with everything she's done.
471
00:16:26,304 --> 00:16:28,176
Stupendous:
God, you're pathetic.
472
00:16:28,209 --> 00:16:29,912
Tyrannis: All right.
473
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,348
Maybe my inaction has made
the situation slightly worse,
474
00:16:31,415 --> 00:16:32,952
but it's not like
every friendship
475
00:16:32,985 --> 00:16:34,689
has to say some big thing
about who we are.
476
00:16:34,722 --> 00:16:36,626
Stupendous: Duck! Hwah!
477
00:16:36,659 --> 00:16:39,298
Tyrannis: I mean, Athena and I
connected in a whole other way
478
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,034
about a whole other thing.
479
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,905
What good is civilization
if you can't appreciate
480
00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:44,608
the higher things with friends?
481
00:16:44,642 --> 00:16:47,247
Being able to connect with
someone about Stavros was--
482
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,584
Stupendous: Duck.
Tyrannis: Aah.
483
00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:49,985
Stupendous: No, Ty.
484
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,190
"Duck, so small
treading on the water.
485
00:16:52,224 --> 00:16:54,662
Your ripples deep can be seen."
486
00:16:54,695 --> 00:16:57,502
Tyrannis: "Even causing change
you didn't mean."
487
00:16:57,502 --> 00:16:58,804
Yeah. You're right.
488
00:16:58,837 --> 00:17:00,206
I'll find Athena
and deal with this.
489
00:17:00,239 --> 00:17:02,344
Wait. You listen to Stavros?
490
00:17:02,377 --> 00:17:04,014
Stupendous:
Some of his stuff is OK,
491
00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:06,117
but if you bring it up,
I'm denying it
492
00:17:06,117 --> 00:17:08,089
and punching you in the head!
493
00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:09,925
Tyrannis: Yeesh.
All right. Sold.
494
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,328
♪
495
00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:12,698
Ant: It's my sworn duty
to produce
496
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,267
more workers for the colony,
497
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,804
but I wouldn't mind taking
a little time with it
498
00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:17,006
because I know I'm dying
right after.
499
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,042
Deliria: Mm, no.
500
00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:19,679
Shlub: There you are.
501
00:17:19,712 --> 00:17:21,415
I'm a little winded,
but I'm ready to hear you out.
502
00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:22,985
Deliria: I don't want
to explain myself.
503
00:17:23,019 --> 00:17:25,222
I just want to go home
and be alone.
504
00:17:25,256 --> 00:17:27,260
All: The queen
cannot leave the colony.
505
00:17:27,294 --> 00:17:29,431
Deliria: Oh, please.
Think for yourself for once.
506
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,834
Between the lot of you,
you must have
507
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:33,573
at least one tiny, little brain.
508
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:38,382
♪
509
00:17:38,415 --> 00:17:41,021
Ants: The queen
must return the crown.
510
00:17:41,054 --> 00:17:42,725
Shlub: How about
making us big again?
511
00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:44,328
Deliria: I can't make one of us
big before the other,
512
00:17:44,361 --> 00:17:46,064
or we'll both be crushed.
513
00:17:46,097 --> 00:17:47,969
I wasn't planning
on someone else being here.
514
00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:51,108
Ants: The queen
cannot leave the colony.
515
00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:52,844
Shlub: Huh!
516
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,455
Ants: Hail the queen.
Hail the queen.
517
00:17:58,489 --> 00:18:00,560
Hail the queen. Hail the queen.
518
00:18:00,594 --> 00:18:01,963
Shlub: That'll do.
519
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,499
Ants: Hail the queen.
Hail the queen.
520
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,370
Shlub: How much further
do we have to run?
521
00:18:05,403 --> 00:18:06,906
Deliria: I think we're
far enough apart now.
522
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,475
If not, it'll serve you right.
523
00:18:08,509 --> 00:18:11,682
Disappointed wife
and bad listener husband exit.
524
00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:14,454
Shlub: Maybe we can try again,
525
00:18:14,487 --> 00:18:16,391
make you queen
of another species.
526
00:18:16,391 --> 00:18:18,261
Deliria: That's not the point.
527
00:18:18,295 --> 00:18:20,634
Shlub: I'm sensing you're angry.
Can't we talk about it?
528
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,607
Deliria: Ohh, I don't even know
how to say this.
529
00:18:23,674 --> 00:18:25,910
Sometimes I just want
to be away from you.
530
00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:28,917
There are parts of me I've
never really let anyone see,
531
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:31,154
and, honestly,
I like it that way.
532
00:18:31,188 --> 00:18:32,591
It keeps things
more interesting.
533
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,294
Shlub: And you thought
I'd judge you?
534
00:18:34,327 --> 00:18:35,798
I've heard you fart.
535
00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:36,966
Deliria: Gods don't fart.
536
00:18:36,999 --> 00:18:38,704
Shlub: Sure.
537
00:18:38,737 --> 00:18:40,507
How about I leave you alone, and
you can go and check on Dolores?
538
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:42,678
Deliria: Honestly, I visit
a new colony every time.
539
00:18:42,712 --> 00:18:46,284
A few days is like 40 years
with those bitches.
540
00:18:46,318 --> 00:18:47,988
[People shouting]
541
00:18:48,022 --> 00:18:51,930
♪
542
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:53,298
Stavros: [Whimpers]
543
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,902
Tyrannis: Stavros,
there you are.
544
00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:57,273
Stavros: I felt their eyes on me
with desire to kill.
545
00:18:57,307 --> 00:18:58,610
Tyrannis: Thank God they didn't.
546
00:18:58,643 --> 00:19:00,346
Stavros: They knew
my wife's name.
547
00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:01,448
Tyrannis: I didn't even know
you had a wife.
548
00:19:01,481 --> 00:19:03,118
Stavros: I don't tell them
549
00:19:03,151 --> 00:19:04,888
so the tree nymphs
can believe we will wed.
550
00:19:04,922 --> 00:19:06,458
Athena: Oh, Ty, there you are.
551
00:19:06,491 --> 00:19:08,763
Should I take us all
somewhere safe, finish the show?
552
00:19:08,796 --> 00:19:11,969
Stavros: Oh, no, no. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
553
00:19:12,003 --> 00:19:13,973
Stupendous: Raagh!
554
00:19:14,007 --> 00:19:16,211
Tyrannis: I'm sorry. I can't.
555
00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:18,482
I actually don't know
if we can be friends.
556
00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:21,589
Athena: Seriously? I put on
a whole concert for you.
557
00:19:21,622 --> 00:19:23,693
You're the one who got all weird
about being seen with me
558
00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:25,631
when your citizens
started noticing.
559
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,634
Tyrannis: Well, maybe
that's because of, you know,
560
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,305
the cult you incited
that's terrorizing the city.
561
00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:32,712
Athena: I really don't see
what that has to do with us.
562
00:19:32,712 --> 00:19:34,649
Can't we just chill?
563
00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:37,386
Tyrannis: Stavros says, "When
the dolphin showed integrity,
564
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,323
its shriek was loud as fire."
565
00:19:39,357 --> 00:19:40,928
I'm the dolphin.
566
00:19:40,961 --> 00:19:43,633
Athena: Oh, come on, Ty.
We're above this. Let it go.
567
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,236
Tyrannis:
That's the thing, though.
568
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:46,806
I'm not. I'm mortal.
569
00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:48,710
I can't just make all this
go away with a poof.
570
00:19:48,744 --> 00:19:50,312
Athena: Is that
what this is about?
571
00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:53,051
You really just needed a favor?
Fine.
572
00:19:53,085 --> 00:19:54,655
♪
573
00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:57,260
[Men screaming]
574
00:19:57,293 --> 00:19:59,063
Tyrannis: Oh, my God,
did you just kill them?
575
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,569
Athena: I don't know. They went
somewhere or disintegrated.
576
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,305
Isn't that what you wanted?
577
00:20:03,371 --> 00:20:04,809
Tyrannis: You don't know
if you killed those people?
578
00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:06,779
Athena: No. You're right.
We can't be friends.
579
00:20:06,813 --> 00:20:08,717
You're so obsessed with your
city, it's kind of irritating.
580
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,054
Tyrannis: Yeah. Well, someone
has to be responsible.
581
00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:12,558
It's my job.
582
00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:14,528
Athena: Well, we'll
always have Stavros.
583
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:16,832
Tyrannis: I think this has
sort of ruined that for me, too.
584
00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:18,302
Athena: Whatever.
585
00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:19,805
I'll probably just
imprison him in a tower,
586
00:20:19,872 --> 00:20:21,475
turn him into
an annoying bird or something.
587
00:20:21,509 --> 00:20:23,345
Tyrannis: When I hear it,
I'll think of you,
588
00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:26,251
"its shriek as loud as fire."
589
00:20:26,285 --> 00:20:27,854
Stavros: Proud.
590
00:20:27,888 --> 00:20:30,927
I said the dolphin's shriek
was "proud as fire."
591
00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:32,263
You misheard.
592
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:33,700
Tyrannis: Really?
That's kind of dumb.
593
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,002
Athena: Yeah.
What does that even mean?
594
00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:36,204
Stavros: The trees get it.
595
00:20:36,238 --> 00:20:37,206
Athena: [Hoots]
596
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,609
Stavros: Hwah!
597
00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:41,549
Tyrannis: Seriously?
Oh, come on.
598
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,759
Prospector: Stavros was
at the height of his talent
599
00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:48,262
and only soaring higher.
600
00:20:48,262 --> 00:20:50,432
He was suddenly playing
for crowds of thousands,
601
00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:52,102
but he was an artist
of his time.
602
00:20:52,102 --> 00:20:54,775
Once people started memorizing
songs, singing them back,
603
00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:58,248
let's just say the lyrics,
they didn't really hold up.
604
00:20:58,282 --> 00:20:59,484
New guys came in.
605
00:20:59,518 --> 00:21:00,554
They were more popular,
606
00:21:00,554 --> 00:21:02,189
cooler with the kids,
607
00:21:02,189 --> 00:21:03,993
so little of his stuff
even survived.
608
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:06,566
Once he stopped playing
that night in Krapopolis,
609
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,605
it was like he disappeared,
and no one's seen him since,
610
00:21:09,638 --> 00:21:11,542
but that's not why I'm here.
611
00:21:11,609 --> 00:21:14,414
I just wanted to pop in
and make sure you all knew
612
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,919
in case anybody was wondering
whether I could climb
613
00:21:16,952 --> 00:21:19,525
through TV screens
and out of your phone
614
00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:21,862
like that gal
from that Japanese picture,
615
00:21:21,862 --> 00:21:25,904
better believe I can and will
now that I've seen you.
616
00:21:25,937 --> 00:21:28,476
Ha ha ha!
617
00:21:28,543 --> 00:21:30,680
Oh, and mirrors, too.
618
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,551
Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?
619
00:21:34,955 --> 00:21:36,692
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