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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,430 - The cops. - Oh, no! 2 00:02:42,340 --> 00:02:44,550 Freeze! Freeze! 3 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,680 - What did I do? I'm an honest citizen. - Sure you are! 4 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,680 I'm trying to catch my tram. My wife's waiting for me. 5 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:59,510 One, two, one, two, one... 6 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:09,220 squad halt, right front, at ease. 7 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:12,970 One month later... 8 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:22,630 Hey, here I am! Move it! 9 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,720 - You sure took your time. - Hi. 10 00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:28,470 - Norma my darling, are you fine? - Just fine. 11 00:03:28,590 --> 00:03:30,340 Counselor, are we all set? 12 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:33,380 Proietti, the best I can do is to get you the minimum sentence. 13 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:36,340 Are you kidding? I haven't confessed yet. 14 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:41,340 Counselor, I gotta get outta here, now. 15 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,880 I've got a little job waiting for me out of this joint 16 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:47,680 and if it turns out right, I'll be set for life. 17 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,590 I met a guy in here 18 00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:52,510 who told me something... 19 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,090 Hey, can't you yell quietly? 20 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:58,510 He's just told me my grandma has been asleep for the last five days... 21 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:00,050 Well, keep it down or you'll wake her up! 22 00:04:00,430 --> 00:04:03,180 Counselor, let's find a legal loophole 'cause I gotta get out. 23 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:04,510 Get the penal code out. 24 00:04:04,930 --> 00:04:08,180 Listen here, article 403 is no good. 25 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:13,050 Go to 117, page 128. 26 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,720 You're an old offender... if anything we might claim 521. 27 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,300 No, that's no good anymore. 28 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:22,090 We gotta claim 124 or 606. 29 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,340 How? You were caught red-handed. 30 00:04:24,550 --> 00:04:25,680 Did you already forget about 1400? 31 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,050 What's this 1400? 32 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:29,090 1400... the model you wanted to steal... 33 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:31,680 steal? Are you crazy? 34 00:04:31,930 --> 00:04:33,220 I don't even have a driver's license. 35 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:35,180 What are you doing? I see, 36 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,680 you did all you could do. I need a substitute. 37 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:40,050 I don't have any. 38 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:44,090 Not for you, for me. 39 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:46,680 I don't get mixed up in this kind of business! 40 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,930 Who's asking you? Go on, get lost. 41 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:51,090 Maybe I'll call you again when I need to draw my will. 42 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:52,430 - Norma... - Yes? 43 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:54,930 Listen here. Capannelle has 100,000 lira of mine. 44 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:56,340 Did you hear me? 45 00:04:56,510 --> 00:04:59,340 That's to find someone who'll take the rap for me. 46 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:01,760 A scapegoat, d'you hear me? 47 00:05:02,430 --> 00:05:05,090 You know that when I come out, if I pull that job, 48 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:07,260 I'll buy you a fur coat. 49 00:05:07,510 --> 00:05:08,470 Marry me instead. 50 00:05:08,630 --> 00:05:11,550 What? I'll get out of this short sentence to get life? 51 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,180 Are you crazy? 52 00:05:18,630 --> 00:05:20,180 - Call Othello. - Why? 53 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:25,590 He's gotta take the rap for someone else, 54 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,430 but just for a couple of months. 55 00:05:27,590 --> 00:05:29,880 He's already in. They pinched him yesterday. 56 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:38,380 Watch it, grandpa, you blew my shot. 57 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,300 And you blew my eye out of its socket! Damn it all... 58 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,510 Tell me kid, do you know a guy called Mario, 59 00:05:45,630 --> 00:05:47,130 who lives around here? 60 00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:48,880 There are a thousand Marios around here. 61 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:51,590 Yes, but this one is a thief. 62 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:52,930 There are still a thousand. 63 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:04,680 How much for this? 64 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:06,510 Stealing strollers now? 65 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:09,090 It's the only vehicle left with wheels and no alarm. 66 00:06:10,050 --> 00:06:11,840 We gotta paint it or they'll recognize it. 67 00:06:12,470 --> 00:06:13,430 Is 3,000 lira all right? 68 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,470 Hey, Mario. I've been looking for you for the last two hours... 69 00:06:16,590 --> 00:06:18,180 - May I? - Be my guest. 70 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:21,010 - Eight thousand. - No, take it away. 71 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,590 Listen up, I've got something for you. Cosimo needs a scapegoat. 72 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,840 Just for a few months, but very well paid. 73 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:30,300 If it's a matter of a few months, why doesn't he serve them? 74 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:33,050 'Cause a very big job came his way. 75 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,720 Are we set for 4,000, then? 76 00:06:35,510 --> 00:06:38,090 4,000 and you throw in these three umbrellas. 77 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,180 Hey, it's a baby carriage, you know! 78 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:43,300 Fine, fine! 79 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:48,510 Are you winking at me? 80 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:51,050 Who's winkin'? I got hit in the eye. 81 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:52,430 Right, you got hit! 82 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:54,510 What are all the umbrellas for? 83 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:55,680 They're for my mother. 84 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,510 Holy cow! It always pours in your mother's 'hood! 85 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:00,680 No, she misleads them all the time. 86 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,340 Now she'll have some extras and she'll stop bothering me. 87 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:04,720 So, what'd you say? 100,000 right away 88 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,550 and a little extra once the job's done. 89 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,800 I'd go in myself, only I've taken the rap three times already. 90 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,760 If I'll show up again it's life. 91 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,050 It's not like I don't want to, 92 00:07:22,630 --> 00:07:24,680 but what do I tell my mother, "see you, I'm off to prison"? 93 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,840 - Always your mother! - Mind your business! 94 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:28,760 You're already on your way there! 95 00:07:29,090 --> 00:07:30,680 Send the sicilian guy, Cosimo's pal! 96 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,680 - Who's this sicilian? - The small, skinny guy. 97 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,340 The one who keeps his sister under lock as if she were a relic? 98 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:36,470 Ferribotte? 99 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,260 Michele. Michele, someone's at the door. 100 00:07:46,430 --> 00:07:49,050 Into the kitchen and stay there 'til I tell you. 101 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:58,380 Who is it? 102 00:07:59,380 --> 00:08:00,840 Friends... Mario and Capannelle. 103 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:08,840 Greetings. 104 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,180 Can't we come in for a moment? 105 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:12,760 Impossible. My sister's in. 106 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,970 I don't want her to know about my business. 107 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:18,340 Besides, she's a minor and she's engaged. 108 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:19,260 And when's the wedding? 109 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:21,680 The dowry question needs to be settled. 110 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,550 She's gotta walk to the altar with the greatest honor. 111 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,010 She mustn't be denied a single thing. 112 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:27,220 See? Ferribotte is our man. 113 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:30,510 Well then, 100,000 lira would come in handy for the dowry. 114 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:33,180 Not here. 115 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:37,260 Carmelina, I'm going downstairs. 116 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:41,630 Let's hear. 117 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,260 I can't leave Carmelina on her own. 118 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:04,680 And what if the groom found out? Goodbye wedding. 119 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,380 He's from Abruzzi. 120 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:08,510 Those people from the North, they're full of airs. 121 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,630 So difficult finding a scapegoat these days! 122 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:16,230 Tiberio, the photographer... 123 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:17,820 He's in a very bad spot. 124 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:19,900 They've jailed his wife for cigarette smuggling. 125 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,610 That's right. Let's go see him. Move it. 126 00:09:23,190 --> 00:09:27,190 Fine. I was looking for a scapegoat and I only find shepherds. 127 00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:31,150 Mario, take out the umbrellas. Can't you see it's raining? 128 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,110 Are you crazy? They're going to get wet. 129 00:09:33,270 --> 00:09:35,730 What did you get them for, then? 130 00:09:42,110 --> 00:09:44,650 Tiberio. Hey! 131 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:56,820 We've got urgent business to discuss. 132 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:59,020 Shush! The kid's sleeping. 133 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:00,940 I though it was some serious deal. 134 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:03,520 Of course! Lucky you, you don't have any! You'll see! 135 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,940 Can't you get laces for those shoes instead of dragging them? 136 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:11,020 If he wakes up, I'll kill you! 137 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,070 It took me three hours to put him to sleep. 138 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:14,270 Big deal! 139 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:21,690 Quiet... quiet I told you! see, the slightest noise 140 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:23,520 irritates him, light irritates him... 141 00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:25,520 he sleeps only in the darkroom... 142 00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:28,440 - Did you hear about my wife? - No... 143 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:33,650 80,000 fine, for cigarette smuggling, commuted to three months. 144 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:37,360 Article 218. she's already served one and a half months. 145 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,820 Such an unlucky year. I even had to sell my camera. 146 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,820 No little jobs on the horizon, some smuggling? 147 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:49,020 How about 100,000 lira without lifting a finger? 148 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:49,980 - 100,000 lira? - Yes. 149 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,270 I could kiss you! 150 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:53,520 You've woken up the kid. 151 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:58,020 There he goes again. Have you lost it? 152 00:10:58,150 --> 00:11:01,190 What are you doing? Watch it! You can cry your eyes out, I've had it! 153 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,440 He's so spoiled! so cute though! Have you ever seen him? 154 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:07,860 - No. - Come see him. 155 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,610 Cutie... come here daddy's darling. 156 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:14,230 Hey, we ain't got no time to waste. 157 00:11:14,770 --> 00:11:16,940 You're laughing now. What am I going to do with you? 158 00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:18,230 What am I going to do? 159 00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:19,820 You tell him. 160 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:39,480 Ferribotte, what's up with you, man? 161 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:43,690 Attempted theft of private property, Article 712:. six months. 162 00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:47,820 I am not a first time offender, so I'll get 9 months for 100,000 fine. 163 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:51,270 That means 12,000 lira a month. Big deal! 164 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,270 How much do you want? 165 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:55,770 No, we're far off... stop it! 166 00:11:56,230 --> 00:11:57,730 Get your hands off the baby food! 167 00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:59,440 I understand you've lost your teeth, still... 168 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:04,270 And right now I really can't. Where would I leave the kid? 169 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,230 - In jail, with your wife. - Sure! 170 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,150 They're well looked after in there. They've got the best nursery ever. 171 00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:14,690 The best in all Rome. I still remember it. When I was three... 172 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:17,900 No, no, the kid'll go to jail when he's all grown up. 173 00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:19,150 - And if he chooses. - Fine. 174 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,320 Guys, you'll never get an ex-con for 100,000 lira. 175 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:23,940 You need someone with a clean record. 176 00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:26,440 Someone with a clean record? Who knows someone like that? 177 00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:30,610 Actually, I do know someone... 178 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:31,900 Who? 179 00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:36,770 I understand it's almost April, but why should I play the fool? 180 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,110 You're always broke. 181 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,320 And you still owe me for those passport pictures. 182 00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:43,820 Hey, do you or do you not read the papers. 183 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:47,730 I'm favored, and if I win I might even be a contender. 184 00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:49,690 Sure, contend what? 185 00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:51,610 With that spare tire around your waist. 186 00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:57,320 Are you Cosimo's moll? 187 00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:58,520 Yea, why? 188 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,690 Well then, it must have been a while since... 189 00:13:02,690 --> 00:13:03,820 Get lost. 190 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,360 Over here. 191 00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:13,980 If we each put in a little something, we might make it. 192 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:15,690 - How much? - There are five of us. 10,000 lira a head. 193 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:18,020 Marchetti and Picchioni. Come on, it's your turn. 194 00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:19,440 Coming. 195 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:27,610 What do you want? 196 00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:29,610 Will 150,000 do? 197 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,230 We'll rustle up 50,000. 198 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,650 I can't. 199 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:37,320 I'd be barred from the ring, understand? 200 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,150 Take it easy. You have no record. 201 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,440 You could get out on probation. At most, you'll get six months. 202 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:44,230 Listen, read the papers tomorrow morning. 203 00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:46,900 You'll find me in the sports pages, 204 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:49,360 and my opponent in the obituaries. 205 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:54,070 Hey, doll, come on inside. I'll show you who's got the spare tire. 206 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,440 Bravo. That was a really great idea! 207 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:06,270 Do you think a beefcake like him, would ever play the scapegoat? 208 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:19,020 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 209 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,770 Bring in the self-confessed criminal. 210 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:31,820 Your Honor, when I read that a poor old man was languishing in jail, 211 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:35,110 my conscience got the best of me. I'm here to confess my crime. 212 00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:37,360 It was me, it was me the scoundrel, 213 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,650 that forced the car door and ran away. 214 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:42,610 Your Honor, this man is innocent. 215 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:43,570 - Oh, it's you! - I'm the one. 216 00:14:43,690 --> 00:14:47,400 You scum. I had to go through the humiliation of been jailed, 217 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,980 because of you. 218 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:51,860 - I got thirteen months. - Courage. 219 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:54,480 Thirteen months I got. Me, an honest man. 220 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:56,650 A poor family man... a sick, old man... 221 00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,730 And all because of you! Jude! 222 00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:04,770 I might deserve your contempt but I'm imploring you to forgive me. 223 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,610 I even went to the Chapel of Divine Love. 224 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:10,230 Please, help me clean this slate and start anew, please. 225 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,400 All right, all right. If you've made amends, I'll forgive you. 226 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,860 No hard feelings. 227 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,270 Thank you, thanks. 228 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,110 Are you done? 229 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:18,270 Yes, your Honor, yes. 230 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,520 Fine. Lock them up... both of them. 231 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:23,070 One, two, one, two, one... 232 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,770 squad halt, right front, at ease. 233 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,190 Wait, wait. 234 00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:42,270 Damn. It was you, you! 235 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:49,440 No, here we're all honest. Put out your hand. Wait, wait. 236 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,270 What are you waiting for? 237 00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:01,860 Cutie pie, if you don't give back the dough, 238 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:04,110 you'll sleep with the fishes. Got it? 239 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,770 I don't think so. 240 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:10,020 Listen, you coward... 241 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:14,360 Hey Cosimo, why did I get the dough? To get locked up. 242 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:15,770 I am locked up. 243 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:19,190 And why did I give you the money? To get out. Am I out? 244 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:22,440 - Well, what do you want? - scram. 245 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,770 You could have kept it up a little better. 246 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,770 It's obvious you've never seen any innocent people. I'm telling you. 247 00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:29,860 Is it my fault? You were pathetic. 248 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:32,270 Such a shame! What would you do outside anyway? 249 00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:34,230 At least here, they'll feed you for free. 250 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:37,400 Fine. You filthy beast. 251 00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:40,570 I had a little job to take care of if I got out. 252 00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:42,650 No risks involved and major payoff. 253 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:45,110 And instead, because of you, everything has gone up in smoke! 254 00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:48,650 What little job? 255 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:54,230 This Cosimo will tell you for sure! so you can go and steal my plan? 256 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:59,150 And when you get out... Oh, pretty boy, scram, scram! 257 00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:02,230 I can't even think about it. You know how the adage goes. 258 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,020 Think about it twice and you're a cuckold. 259 00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:05,770 Cuckold?! You're talking to me, you dirty... 260 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,730 Let go or I'll kill you. 261 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,610 How dare you? You're talking to me? 262 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,150 Chow, boys. Chow. 263 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,480 Pasta and beans. 264 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,980 This is the 1:45 to Ancona. 265 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,610 Who gives a damn? 266 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,970 May your father and mother drop dead if you have a cigarette 267 00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:57,220 and aren't sharing. 268 00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:02,420 All orphans here, I see... 269 00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:07,170 Pass the bottle I want to have a puff. 270 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,800 Move. 271 00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:16,260 Look, they've got their sentence. 272 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,010 Jailed for stealing hay. 273 00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:23,630 They seem pretty beat. 274 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:33,090 The poor things must have gotten a good licking! 275 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,920 - Go ask... - You, go. 276 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,260 Boy, are you tired! 277 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,260 I bet you can't wait to die, so you can rest forever. 278 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:05,010 How many? A few months? 279 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:06,420 Years. 280 00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:08,510 Three years... 281 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,840 I guess you're happy now, aren't you? 282 00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:25,590 - How can it be? - Right! 283 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,380 - I'd like our lawyer's opinion. - sure. 284 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:30,470 Counselor... oh, come here... What's up? 285 00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:33,170 Lawyer? This is your lawyer? 286 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,670 Get away, damn it, all is lost now. 287 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:43,050 Three years. Three years... Oh, my poor mother. Damn it all. 288 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:44,220 It's not my fault! 289 00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:48,130 And 150,000 lira. My poor, poor mother! 290 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,720 Well, no. 291 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,470 You've buried me alive, that's what you've done! 292 00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:55,970 Come on, be a man! Where's all your courage? 293 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:57,550 Sure... 294 00:19:57,970 --> 00:20:00,220 What about me? You call me lucky? 295 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,470 Don't you touch me. 296 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:06,010 - Peppe, come on, don't give in. - Sure. 297 00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:07,550 I'll take care of your mother... 298 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:11,050 if, when I get out I pull off that job, you'll see... 299 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,340 If I were out right now, damn it all! 300 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:19,590 Still thinking about that deal. some stupid lousy idea, I bet you... 301 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,220 stupid, eh? 302 00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:25,170 Last month I met a bricklayer in here. He was being transferred. 303 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,300 He'd stabbed his brother-in-law. 304 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:31,550 He told me he'd just finished building a very thin partition wall... 305 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,840 one of those you could poke open with your finger... 306 00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:34,720 so? 307 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:39,010 Between a... a dining room and pawnshop. 308 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:43,550 And what do you think there was in this room? The crib! 309 00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:45,630 What? 310 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:50,630 The crib. The safe for the jewels! The crib! 311 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,590 Now you tell me whose rotten luck is it? Yours or mine? 312 00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:55,130 Right... this makes me sleep easier! 313 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,720 And... and how were you gonna get into the apartment? 314 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:02,220 Knocking? "May I come in? I have a hole to drill..." 315 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,630 What do you mean, how would I get in? 316 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,970 Through the coal bin, of course. 317 00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:10,720 The apartment is vacant. An unsplit inheritance, 318 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,550 the usual formalities, legalities, courts proceedings. 319 00:21:13,970 --> 00:21:17,970 Vacant, understand? While here I am, locked up. 320 00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:20,510 Where is it? 321 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:22,840 Via delle Madonne. 322 00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:27,840 You know what I say? 323 00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:28,800 What? 324 00:21:30,510 --> 00:21:31,800 Sounds like a good sting. 325 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:34,300 I like it. 326 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,840 Where are you going? 327 00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:42,220 I got a year... on probation. All my best. see you! 328 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:45,010 Drop dead, you cowardly scumbag! 329 00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:49,630 The news traveled fast. 330 00:21:52,130 --> 00:21:53,090 Capannelle! 331 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,840 What's going on? 332 00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:58,510 - He's getting out. - What? 333 00:21:58,630 --> 00:22:00,090 - He's getting out. - Who? Cosimo? 334 00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:03,550 No, Peppe. He's got to give us back the money now. 335 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,420 For sure, or we'll beat him up. 336 00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:09,760 You tell Tiberio. I'll tell Ferribotte. see ya! 337 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,260 Leave it to me! 338 00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:29,970 Who's there? 339 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:38,020 Michele. I forgot my keys. 340 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,680 But you're pretty. 341 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,310 I heard you never get out 'cause you're ugly. 342 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,720 I don't know you. Leave. Michele is due back any minute now. 343 00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:02,600 I hope so. I have something very important to tell him. 344 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:05,930 But first I'll tell him I'm going to turn him in for kidnapping... 345 00:23:06,270 --> 00:23:08,850 I understand keeping a girl under lock and key in Sicily. 346 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,390 There's nowhere to go there! 347 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,390 Nothing but rocks and cacti down there... 348 00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:16,390 Cactus is probably what grows in your backyard! 349 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,140 I wish. Only mushrooms there! I live in a basement. 350 00:23:20,390 --> 00:23:22,430 It serves you right, talking that way about Sicily! 351 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,220 Just joking. My name is Mario. Mario Angeletti. And yours? 352 00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:27,520 Carmela. 353 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:32,140 You don't say! All sicilian women are called Carmela. But tell me... 354 00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:35,180 do you really like being always locked up in the house? 355 00:23:36,810 --> 00:23:40,140 Sometimes I get out. I go to the graveyard. 356 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,390 That's fun for sure. 357 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,390 I visit my mother. 358 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:50,680 I'm a real ass, sorry! 359 00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:56,640 It's all right. And your mother, is she still with you? 360 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:57,850 What? 361 00:23:58,060 --> 00:23:58,890 Is she alive? 362 00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:00,600 Oh, yes, yes, for sure she is. 363 00:24:00,890 --> 00:24:01,970 Michele! Hurry! 364 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,350 Carmela, get decent. Your fiance is here. 365 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,270 I am presentable. 366 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:27,930 Come in. 367 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,060 May I? Good morning. 368 00:24:31,390 --> 00:24:32,850 See if there is any coffee. 369 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,470 This question of the mattresses doesn't add up. 370 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,600 My mother says it's up to the bride. 371 00:24:49,060 --> 00:24:50,220 What about the reception?! 372 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,100 Reception and banquet, we split. 373 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,390 There's another question my mother wants cleared. 374 00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:57,100 She doesn't understand what business you're in. 375 00:24:57,770 --> 00:25:00,890 What's that got to do with it? I'm... I'm a citrus fruit salesman. 376 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,220 Citrus? Would that be the company? 377 00:25:02,390 --> 00:25:03,560 I'm sorry. 378 00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:06,520 What's that? 379 00:25:07,890 --> 00:25:09,810 You wait here, I get this. 380 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,600 - Desiderio... - What? 381 00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:22,770 - Come with me. - Fine. 382 00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:34,520 - Wait here. - All right. 383 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,020 They are releasing Peppe the boxer. 384 00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:39,430 We've gotta get our money back. 385 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,390 God, I run like crazy... I'm all out of breath. 386 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:06,390 How are you doing, troublemaker? 387 00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:08,180 Fine. 388 00:26:10,310 --> 00:26:11,140 Out with the money. 389 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,310 Why? What money. 390 00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:19,890 Can't you remember why I got it? 391 00:26:22,390 --> 00:26:23,850 To go in, instead of Cosimo, right? 392 00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:30,060 Right, and now you make sure you book a bed in the ER, 393 00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:31,270 'cause we're sending you straight there. 394 00:26:31,430 --> 00:26:33,180 You're tough. Four against one? 395 00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:34,850 Yeah, but we'll beat you up just once! 396 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:37,520 Why? You should be happy to see me. 397 00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:40,850 Wait a minute, wait. Easy. 398 00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:42,930 What's the matter? Don't you trust me? 399 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:45,600 What is it you want? 400 00:26:47,930 --> 00:26:49,020 I'm... I'm... in charge of the deal... 401 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,390 Cosimo told me. 402 00:26:51,890 --> 00:26:53,850 What are you doing with that bottle? Put it down! 403 00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:55,520 What do you mean, Cosimo told you? 404 00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:58,520 Sure he did. The sting, we'll tackle it together. 405 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,720 I... I was coming to see you. No need for... watch it... 406 00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:04,470 You're a sly one, aren't you? 407 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,520 Fine, fine. Forget it and let's get down to... Cut it out. 408 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,310 That's the baby's biscuits. 409 00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:13,810 You're all so suspicious I shouldn't tell you a thing. 410 00:27:15,430 --> 00:27:18,060 Fine. Prick up your ears. To pull this one off 411 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:19,640 we've gotta prepare everything beforehand, 412 00:27:19,770 --> 00:27:21,390 calculate everything scientifically. 413 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:23,220 Do you remember Via delle Madonne? 414 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:24,060 Yeah. 415 00:27:24,390 --> 00:27:26,470 Well, there's a pawnshop there. Know it? 416 00:27:26,810 --> 00:27:28,850 Sure I do! They even got my sheets there. 417 00:27:29,270 --> 00:27:31,470 We're not talking about sheets now. We're talking jewelry. 418 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,020 You're not thinking of breaking in, then and there, 419 00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:35,560 in the middle of the street? 420 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,680 Of course not! We'll get there through a vacant apartment. 421 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:43,890 There - those are the windows. Right? 422 00:27:45,770 --> 00:27:47,140 And that's the door. 423 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,390 Picklock? 424 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,520 No. No lock picking, we'd be exposed for too long. 425 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,060 There's a safer way. Follow me. 426 00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:02,470 Over there, on the right, see the coal bin? 427 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:04,890 We'll go in through there. 428 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,470 And where do we come out? 429 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,100 I'll explain later. Capannelle, pretend to tie your shoelaces 430 00:28:10,270 --> 00:28:11,720 and check out that padlock. 431 00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:13,220 My shoes don't have laces. 432 00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:15,930 Fine. Ferribotte, please. 433 00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:32,060 8 mm pliers will do. 434 00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:35,560 There. From the coal bin we come out there... 435 00:28:37,310 --> 00:28:38,430 go down... 436 00:28:40,430 --> 00:28:42,930 take that stairway, see? 437 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:47,100 Then up through the roof. 438 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:50,560 Another little iron ladder this time. 439 00:28:51,810 --> 00:28:53,390 And from there, we come up to the terrace. 440 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,430 Just like an elevator. 441 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,350 - What then? - Wait: 442 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,930 move over so you can see well. 443 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,930 There, did you get to the terrace? 444 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:00,970 I hope so. 445 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,350 Now we go across the skylight- 446 00:29:06,390 --> 00:29:09,430 quietly, everybody's asleep, nobody hears us- 447 00:29:09,930 --> 00:29:13,560 and we get to that window, the one with the bars. 448 00:29:15,890 --> 00:29:16,680 What do you see there? 449 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:22,100 The crib... The crib! 450 00:29:22,310 --> 00:29:25,270 Sure, but you must be crazy. sawing the bars? 451 00:29:26,970 --> 00:29:31,140 Who said anything about sawing? Look at that window... on the left... 452 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:33,520 Well? 453 00:29:34,430 --> 00:29:36,930 Well, I told you it's a walk in the park. 454 00:29:37,770 --> 00:29:43,680 So? That's the vacant apartment's window. Look, there it is. 455 00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:48,430 We go in... there's a partition wall that's a pushover... 456 00:29:48,930 --> 00:29:50,930 and there we are: crib's room. 457 00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:52,970 Nice and easy with all those millions waiting for us. 458 00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:54,310 - What? Millions? - Millions! 459 00:29:54,430 --> 00:29:55,770 Quiet! 460 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:59,930 Capannelle though, he can't come with us. 461 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,430 - Why not? - Look at you, dressed that way! 462 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:05,680 Sportswear. 463 00:30:05,810 --> 00:30:07,810 Sportswear, my ass! You're in thief's uniform! 464 00:30:07,930 --> 00:30:10,810 - You'll have us arrested that way! - We'll end up in jail for sure. 465 00:30:10,930 --> 00:30:12,640 How do we open the safe? With the magic combination? 466 00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:13,970 What kind of photographer are you? 467 00:30:14,390 --> 00:30:15,350 What's that got to do with anything? 468 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,810 It follows. To everybody, the job he's best suited for. 469 00:30:18,310 --> 00:30:20,270 That's how the 'scientific' method works. 470 00:30:20,890 --> 00:30:23,470 You set up here, 471 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:25,770 with your camera and that thing that gets things close... 472 00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:26,810 The telephoto lens. 473 00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:29,310 Yes, that one. Wait for the employee to open the safe 474 00:30:29,770 --> 00:30:31,470 and snap his every move. 475 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:34,060 Then we call a safe expert. 476 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:35,850 Dante Cruciani is the best. 477 00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:39,220 Dante Cruciani, for instance. We'll show him the film, and that's it. 478 00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:40,470 Great idea! 479 00:30:40,930 --> 00:30:42,930 By the way, my camera is gone. 480 00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:45,350 So what? At Porta Portese they have all the cameras you need. 481 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,600 But I'm flat broke! 482 00:30:46,770 --> 00:30:47,970 Were you thinking of buying it? 483 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,390 Just work with me. We'll handle it. 484 00:30:57,060 --> 00:31:00,520 You're bound to make a good impression on your cousin 485 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,970 with this painting. Don't you think? 486 00:31:03,220 --> 00:31:05,720 Well, I really couldn't say... 487 00:31:05,890 --> 00:31:09,810 see, see here, it has depth to it. see this tree here. 488 00:31:09,930 --> 00:31:13,140 It's a very tasteful gift. Genteel, almost. 489 00:31:14,470 --> 00:31:16,470 This cypress shooting up into the sky, 490 00:31:17,350 --> 00:31:20,640 the pleasantness of the countryside, the ducks, the pretty dame? 491 00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:22,770 And, look, signed by Raphael. 492 00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:26,140 Yes, but Raphael de Santis... 493 00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:28,930 For a thousand lira, what do you want? A real Raphael? 494 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,140 Well. I wouldn't know, 495 00:31:31,270 --> 00:31:33,470 but a gift should always be the best one can pick. 496 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,850 Come now. For a thousand lira, it's a... steal. 497 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,470 That's true. 498 00:31:53,930 --> 00:31:56,350 Cute, these aprons. Let me have three. 499 00:31:56,470 --> 00:31:57,810 I think for my mother they're just fine. 500 00:31:57,930 --> 00:31:59,560 - All three of them? - Yes, those. All three alike. 501 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,810 The ones with Donald Duck. 502 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:01,680 I got it. 503 00:32:12,810 --> 00:32:14,470 Shut up and pay attention. There's the safe. 504 00:32:14,970 --> 00:32:15,890 The crib! 505 00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,140 Quiet, I have to focus it. I was trying to focus it. 506 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,680 It's moving. I was setting up the shot... 507 00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:24,270 It's all blurred. 508 00:32:24,850 --> 00:32:26,640 Well kids, the camera is old, the lens is old, 509 00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,060 this ain't Hollywood, you know. 510 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,060 - And who's the kid? - Who is it? 511 00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:33,350 - It's my kid, I shot a few trial frames at home. -He's cute! 512 00:32:33,470 --> 00:32:34,770 - Really cute! - Cutie! 513 00:32:34,930 --> 00:32:36,390 But he's crying. Why is he crying so much? 514 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,390 Daddy's boy! Look what a close up he got. 515 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:43,180 Look closely, now he gets up... goes to the safe... look closely... 516 00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:45,640 Watch what he's doing now... and see what a shot I got! 517 00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,220 We've even got the pants in the shot. 518 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:54,720 Filming the underpants adds to the shot... What did you do? Go on, go! 519 00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:56,060 You're wasting our time. 520 00:32:57,430 --> 00:33:01,060 It can happen. Now it's coming up again. shut up. Here it is. 521 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:01,720 And what's that supposed to be? 522 00:33:01,890 --> 00:33:02,310 - What did you do? - I shot it in over two days. 523 00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:04,810 - Cute, though. - The kid, does he cry all the time? 524 00:33:04,930 --> 00:33:05,430 I don't believe this. 525 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,890 I had enough. Who cares about the kid, really! 526 00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:09,020 - And who's this guy? - The bartender. 527 00:33:09,270 --> 00:33:11,020 Who gives a damn about the bartender? 528 00:33:11,350 --> 00:33:13,060 I wasn't the one to send for coffee, you know! 529 00:33:13,930 --> 00:33:16,890 There's a lady coming in now with a watch. she puts it down, 530 00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:20,060 he picks it up, takes it to the safe. Here she comes, see? 531 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,770 - Hey, look, it's your watch Capanne', look. - What? 532 00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:28,930 Quiet, now he gives her the receipt. There. see, now? 533 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,270 Watch carefully now, this is it. Here it comes. 534 00:33:31,430 --> 00:33:32,720 It's skipping. 535 00:33:32,890 --> 00:33:35,560 It skips because it's old; we got it at Porta Portese. 536 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:42,640 The combination, watch it, watch... 537 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:51,680 - All the money we've invested! - Money? I stole it! 538 00:33:52,470 --> 00:33:56,850 Be quiet... so Dante, what do you think? 539 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,720 - As a movie? It's lousy. - Thanks a lot! 540 00:34:07,890 --> 00:34:09,930 - Did you hear that? - sure I did. 541 00:34:10,930 --> 00:34:13,140 But what I got to see, it's better than nothing at all. 542 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:17,020 So... The safe: it's a Commodoro 50 model, 543 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,100 and not a particularly difficult one. 544 00:34:19,770 --> 00:34:20,720 It's in the bag then! 545 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,850 Who's that? Ferribotte? 546 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:26,890 Ah, the job at Foro Pancrazio, via Merulana, 1952? 547 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,720 No, I didn't get the honor. 548 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:32,720 'Til last year I was in plumbing with Armando Lucherini. 549 00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:36,770 Ah, little Armando, he knows the tools of his trade, all right. 550 00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:37,810 And so? 551 00:34:38,220 --> 00:34:44,180 Well, boys, it's 50,000 for my services. 552 00:34:44,470 --> 00:34:45,770 - Are we understood? - Oh, God. 553 00:34:45,930 --> 00:34:47,180 - What did he just say? - Exorbitant. 554 00:34:47,310 --> 00:34:48,560 - And in advance! - Fifty thousand! 555 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:57,220 So it was up to Mario to come up with the money. 556 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:32,270 Mario, it's you! 557 00:35:32,810 --> 00:35:33,680 Ada! 558 00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:34,970 How are things? 559 00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:36,100 Not too bad. 560 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,890 Ada, come see who's here. 561 00:35:39,850 --> 00:35:41,140 Mario's here! 562 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,020 Hi, my beautiful big mamma. How are you? 563 00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:43,970 Fine, and you? 564 00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:45,060 Fine, fine. 565 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,350 Let me look at you. How ugly you've become... 566 00:35:48,470 --> 00:35:49,310 What do you mean 'ugly'? 567 00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:50,720 Assunta. Assunta. 568 00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:52,180 I bet you Mario's here. 569 00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:56,680 I knew it. There he is. Mario! 570 00:35:56,850 --> 00:35:59,930 Ciao, my beautiful big mamma. 571 00:36:01,770 --> 00:36:02,890 You're looking good. 572 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,060 Let's take another look. You look so run down. 573 00:36:06,220 --> 00:36:08,390 - No. - sure you are. You're so run down. 574 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,970 What do you mean 'run down'? He doesn't look it to me. 575 00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:12,770 - The last one to see you, right? - Hi, mom. 576 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,140 - I need to have a word with you. - How are you? 577 00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:17,850 - Are you back? - Quiet, don't shout. 578 00:36:17,970 --> 00:36:21,810 - Take off your coats. - Wash your hands. 579 00:36:22,810 --> 00:36:24,600 What did he tell her? That he wants to have a word? 580 00:36:24,930 --> 00:36:26,810 Why her? Don't we count for anything? 581 00:36:31,430 --> 00:36:33,060 - Did something happen? - No. 582 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,310 He says he's here for his bank book. 583 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,310 I need some money to buy a coat. I'm cold. 584 00:36:42,270 --> 00:36:43,310 We'll take care of it. 585 00:36:43,770 --> 00:36:46,060 The countess will give us one of her capes. 586 00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:47,350 She's got a storage room full. 587 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,060 Can you picture me in one of those capes? I've had enough of them. 588 00:36:51,270 --> 00:36:54,680 He's right. Mario is a man now, and he needs a real coat. 589 00:36:58,270 --> 00:36:59,890 When are they going to get new ones? 590 00:37:00,270 --> 00:37:02,720 This here is the hole I made to hide my cigarettes in! 591 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:07,060 Now, tell me, Mario... You're not unemployed, are you? 592 00:37:07,770 --> 00:37:11,310 No, I work... now and then, but I work. 593 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,390 Why is it you can't get a steady job? 594 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,180 You're a certified cabinetmaker. 595 00:37:16,470 --> 00:37:18,310 Right, certified. 596 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:21,720 I know what it is. He's ashamed to show the diploma he got from here. 597 00:37:22,310 --> 00:37:27,220 Why does it have to say 'orphanage'... charitable institution? 598 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,060 What kind of a diploma is that? It's like being branded a son of a... 599 00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:35,520 Mario, listen. We'll lend you the money for the coat, 600 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,180 but you're keeping your hands off your savings. 601 00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:41,140 No, in that case I'll do without it. 602 00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:49,560 Of all the brats that pass through here, 603 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,140 why am I the only one you put up with? 604 00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:57,720 Don't worry, I'll put the money back. 605 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,850 I have some friends, and if all goes well 606 00:38:00,970 --> 00:38:02,470 I'll take all three of you away from here. 607 00:38:12,450 --> 00:38:14,820 Every safe is a thing unto itself. 608 00:38:16,530 --> 00:38:18,320 Some have crossed bars, 609 00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:21,950 some are triangular, and others circular. 610 00:38:23,030 --> 00:38:25,370 All of them, however, are made so that the lock 611 00:38:25,530 --> 00:38:26,370 doesn't have any openings around it. 612 00:38:26,870 --> 00:38:28,660 Hey, what are you doing? Eating? 613 00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:32,950 Just pay a little attention, right? You can eat during recess. 614 00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:38,820 Now, one way to opening them is by using dynamite. 615 00:38:39,370 --> 00:38:42,200 The system preferred by the famous fu Cimin. 616 00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:44,820 Fu-Ci-Min? Who is he? A Chinese guy? 617 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,700 What Chinese? He was Venetian. 618 00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:50,030 Fo means... 'the late', Cimin is his surname, see? 619 00:38:51,030 --> 00:38:53,320 The poor guy got blown up with the safe. 620 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:58,820 Therefore, I'm ruling out this method outright, O.K.? 621 00:38:59,490 --> 00:39:05,280 - So let's carry on. As I was saying... - Dante Cruciani? Checking on you. 622 00:39:06,070 --> 00:39:07,530 Oh poor me, the cops, the cops... 623 00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:10,660 Here I am, sergeant. 624 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,820 Rascals! scoundrels! 625 00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:18,870 If I catch one of them I'll beat him black and blue! 626 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,620 Rascals! They almost gave me a heart attack. 627 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,200 I thought it was unlikely. He did stop by yesterday. 628 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:31,990 Right, listen here... Most safes have three or four locks. 629 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,780 Only one matters, though. 630 00:39:34,070 --> 00:39:35,280 And now do we know which one it is? 631 00:39:35,530 --> 00:39:38,410 How do you know, eh? Drill a little hole and insert a pipe! 632 00:39:39,490 --> 00:39:40,450 I see... 633 00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:42,070 You fill the safe with water... 634 00:39:42,410 --> 00:39:42,910 Water? 635 00:39:43,070 --> 00:39:44,700 ...from the lock that... water, water... 636 00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:49,410 from the lock that spills the watery... liquid... let's say... 637 00:39:49,530 --> 00:39:50,780 that's the good one. 638 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:51,870 But, is it practical? 639 00:39:52,030 --> 00:39:52,780 No. 640 00:39:53,370 --> 00:39:55,160 Guys, let's clarify one thing right now. 641 00:39:55,530 --> 00:39:58,570 No method is 100 percent sure when dealing with safes. 642 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,990 There's one and only one guarantee: the circular saw. 643 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,070 And now let's move on to some practical exercise 644 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,820 with a dummy safe... 645 00:40:12,740 --> 00:40:19,160 Here we are. see all these holes? These are all timings studied by me. 646 00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:26,030 Watch it now. Fu Cimin system... dynamite... 647 00:40:29,450 --> 00:40:33,280 Notice the perfection, and the diameter of this orifice here, 648 00:40:33,410 --> 00:40:34,320 one hour and fifteen minutes! 649 00:40:34,490 --> 00:40:35,320 One hour and fifteen minutes! 650 00:40:35,490 --> 00:40:36,620 Right! Right... 651 00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:42,700 In those times! Industrially powered saw, fifty kilos of metal. 652 00:40:42,870 --> 00:40:43,780 Right, goodbye! 653 00:40:43,910 --> 00:40:45,200 No, no... no, absolutely out of the question. 654 00:40:45,370 --> 00:40:52,070 Well, look at this other hole, Wolgemut, German, handsaw. 655 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:57,370 With a lot of elbow grease you might swing it in three hours. 656 00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,660 Have you got three hours? 657 00:41:00,570 --> 00:41:03,870 Tonight we're sorting out the watches 658 00:41:04,030 --> 00:41:05,990 to study the movements in the building, 659 00:41:06,780 --> 00:41:09,370 the store's hours, very scientific you know. 660 00:41:09,950 --> 00:41:12,120 Still, we should have three hours clean. 661 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:17,950 Now let's go ahead with the job... in corpore vili... You. 662 00:41:18,530 --> 00:41:18,990 What? 663 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,620 Take the oil can and lubricate. 664 00:41:21,910 --> 00:41:26,820 Lubrication must be continuous and uninterrupted. 665 00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:28,990 I'd rather not get mixed up with these technicalities... 666 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:29,820 Go ahead! 667 00:41:29,950 --> 00:41:33,280 Dante Cruciani. Checking on you. 668 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,660 Rascals. If I catch one of them I'll make him black and blue. 669 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:41,030 Ready? Go ahead. All ready? 670 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,910 It's 5:35 pm. 671 00:41:43,030 --> 00:41:43,820 You tell us tomorrow. 672 00:41:43,950 --> 00:41:45,160 I'm going, O.K.? 673 00:41:47,870 --> 00:41:49,570 Dad, dad the sergeant is here. 674 00:41:49,990 --> 00:41:53,160 Oh, God, God I'm done for. Hide the safe. 675 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,160 Cruciani! Where are you? 676 00:41:58,070 --> 00:42:00,280 Cruciani! Are you there? 677 00:42:04,530 --> 00:42:08,490 Boys! What's up? 678 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,910 It's the pretty ladies' soap... 679 00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:14,990 - Hello, Sarge. - Sarge, how are you? 680 00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:19,660 Hello, Sarge, just doing a little laundry, see? 681 00:42:35,870 --> 00:42:36,990 Excuse me, have you got a match? 682 00:42:38,370 --> 00:42:40,660 You could have showed up a little earlier. 683 00:42:40,820 --> 00:42:42,990 You know I've got the kid, damn it! 684 00:42:44,530 --> 00:42:48,070 The doorman opens up at six, then he cleans the stairway, 685 00:42:51,030 --> 00:42:52,820 starting from the top floor. 686 00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:54,660 The pawnshop opens at eight... Thanks. 687 00:42:59,370 --> 00:43:02,740 Listen here. The tobacconist opens at 8 am too. 688 00:43:02,870 --> 00:43:04,780 Gimme back my matches. 689 00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,620 Take this... cutie! 690 00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:12,200 Nicoletta! Nicoletta! 691 00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:14,280 Buy two bars of butter! 692 00:43:14,490 --> 00:43:17,280 If you don't have enough money tell them to put it on the account. 693 00:43:17,410 --> 00:43:18,410 But hurry! 694 00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:21,160 Isn't that our apartment? 695 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,410 Yes, and there are people in it. 696 00:43:24,370 --> 00:43:25,280 It's over. 697 00:43:25,910 --> 00:43:30,990 It was a tough set back, but our heroes didn't give up. 698 00:43:31,990 --> 00:43:34,740 The owners are two old spinsters. They never leave the house. 699 00:43:34,870 --> 00:43:36,320 That's really good news. 700 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,780 You shut your mouth! Kept watch all day 701 00:43:38,910 --> 00:43:40,200 and didn't notice a thing! 702 00:43:40,870 --> 00:43:44,200 But every Thursday they go to oversee their vineyards in Genzano. 703 00:43:44,450 --> 00:43:45,660 Leaving the house unattended? 704 00:43:45,870 --> 00:43:47,410 No, the little maid stays back. 705 00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:48,410 And she's hot. 706 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,660 I got it, I got it. Whenever there's a pretty girl, 707 00:43:53,450 --> 00:43:55,950 sooner or later, Peppe finds his way in. 708 00:44:10,570 --> 00:44:14,370 Such apples, such apples! sweet like molasses! 709 00:44:14,530 --> 00:44:19,320 Ehi, do you remember this song? Miss? Miss, may I carry your bags? 710 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:20,450 Ehi, she's dumb. 711 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:23,120 No, she's not, right? You can't just leave. Listen. 712 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:23,950 You're gorgeous! 713 00:44:24,410 --> 00:44:25,740 If you don't leave now, I'll smash your head with my bag! 714 00:44:25,870 --> 00:44:27,660 She is sour and... sweet. 715 00:44:28,450 --> 00:44:29,620 Leave me alone or I'll call the police. 716 00:44:29,740 --> 00:44:31,490 Good, so we get locked up together. 717 00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:34,820 Well? What's this? 718 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,490 Where do you live? This is a civilized country! 719 00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:41,700 This is none of your business. 720 00:44:41,990 --> 00:44:43,280 Shame on you! 721 00:44:43,530 --> 00:44:44,410 See you! 722 00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:50,870 Mother of God! 723 00:44:51,070 --> 00:44:52,740 You bully! Let me go, you're breaking my arm. 724 00:44:52,870 --> 00:44:54,740 This hurts! Good God, I'm sorry! 725 00:44:54,870 --> 00:44:56,410 What are you doing? He wasn't doing anything! Let them go! 726 00:44:56,530 --> 00:44:59,160 Just go, quickly! 727 00:44:59,950 --> 00:45:00,950 Let's go, let's go, he's strong! 728 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,910 - D'you hurt 'em, poor things? - They deserved it. 729 00:45:07,030 --> 00:45:09,570 May I? Pierluigi Capannelle, accountant. 730 00:45:10,070 --> 00:45:11,320 Are you from up North too? 731 00:45:11,450 --> 00:45:13,820 Padua... well, I really must go now. 732 00:45:13,950 --> 00:45:14,490 Why? 733 00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:17,450 My fiance is waiting. He's off duty. 734 00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:20,280 He's a captain, but next month he'll be promoted lieutenant. Goodbye. 735 00:45:30,410 --> 00:45:33,820 Miss, miss! 736 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,570 Could I see you again? 737 00:45:37,990 --> 00:45:40,950 What? Not today. I'm expecting my fiance from Brescia... 738 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,200 I say! How many fiances have you got? 739 00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:44,120 Three. 740 00:45:45,370 --> 00:45:50,160 And with all... all your workload... you find time for all three of them? 741 00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:51,450 What workload? 742 00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:55,700 Well... your shopping. Don't you go shopping? 743 00:45:55,950 --> 00:45:59,450 I do it because it's fun, I lend my aunts a hand, 744 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:00,490 as I'm staying with them. 745 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,530 You see, my father's a colonel. 746 00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:05,570 Ah, I see, all in the army then? 747 00:46:06,030 --> 00:46:11,160 No, my father is... what d'you call it? In the alpine corps. 748 00:46:11,530 --> 00:46:14,570 The alpine corps. Good, good. In the North we're, 749 00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:17,160 we're all in the alpine corps, right? 750 00:46:18,870 --> 00:46:19,780 Hello. 751 00:46:22,030 --> 00:46:24,820 It's only that, when you're a salesman 752 00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:28,320 traveling all the time, your accent gets contaminated. 753 00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:29,780 But traveling is so nice, right? 754 00:46:30,030 --> 00:46:34,740 Right, but putting down roots too. Me, I am a gypsy. 755 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:42,490 It's ugly Miss, you know, to be lonely, defenseless... 756 00:46:43,570 --> 00:46:45,780 Defenseless yes, but you're nice and strong right? 757 00:46:46,030 --> 00:46:48,240 Well, yes... I do train. 758 00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:51,120 You're not a boxer, right? so gruesome... 759 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:56,410 No, no, no! What boxing! Tennis, golf, polo... 760 00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,990 I say, you know how to punch even without having learned to box. 761 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,490 That's not it; those two were two dirty low lives. 762 00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:07,490 No... no... it's not like I despise the lower classes. 763 00:47:07,910 --> 00:47:11,320 I like them a lot. Actually, the lower the better. 764 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,490 ...I like... I like maids too... 765 00:47:15,950 --> 00:47:16,820 Good! 766 00:47:16,950 --> 00:47:21,660 Let's say you were a maid. I would like you all the same. 767 00:47:21,990 --> 00:47:23,660 That is so generous of you. 768 00:47:23,950 --> 00:47:25,660 Nicoletta! Nicoletta! What are you doing? 769 00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:26,780 Coming. 770 00:47:28,030 --> 00:47:28,990 Who's that? 771 00:47:29,570 --> 00:47:34,030 He's... he's my boyfriend's attendant... Goodbye. 772 00:47:34,530 --> 00:47:35,820 Could... could we meet tomorrow? 773 00:47:36,030 --> 00:47:39,780 No, not tomorrow. sunday, four o'clock, here. Right? Goodbye. 774 00:47:43,870 --> 00:47:46,200 So, what's up with that one? 775 00:47:46,450 --> 00:47:47,530 Nothing. He's my cousin. 776 00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:48,450 Right. Your cousin! 777 00:47:48,570 --> 00:47:49,620 Let's go so you can give me a hand with the shopping. 778 00:47:49,740 --> 00:47:50,660 Let's go, let's go. 779 00:47:51,530 --> 00:47:53,620 But Peppe and his friends didn't take into account that now 780 00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:58,820 and then in Italy there's a general pardon... 781 00:48:19,990 --> 00:48:20,740 steer. 782 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:31,530 Kid, come here... let me in... follow that car... 783 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,370 Enough! 784 00:48:37,410 --> 00:48:40,620 Go, that one, go, c'mon. There it is... bump it! 785 00:48:45,820 --> 00:48:48,490 Hurry! There he is, run him down! 786 00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:55,120 Get off, you rotter! Get off! 787 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:58,530 If you wanna speak with me, get an appointment. 788 00:48:58,700 --> 00:48:59,660 Appointment? 789 00:49:00,030 --> 00:49:01,990 Get your hands off me! Get lost! Take your hands off me. Go away! 790 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,320 I'll give you the appointment! Coward, come out! 791 00:49:05,370 --> 00:49:06,820 Move Nicoletta! Leave me alone! ...and stop it! 792 00:49:07,530 --> 00:49:08,660 Where are you running off to? I'll kill you! 793 00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:09,530 Nicoletta! Here, grab! 794 00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:12,240 What are you doing? It's loaded! 795 00:49:14,030 --> 00:49:15,320 Stop! You coward! 796 00:49:16,450 --> 00:49:18,200 Mind! There are live caps in it. 797 00:49:18,530 --> 00:49:19,530 Don't move! I'll kill you, you know! 798 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,240 Are you crazy? You're blinding me! 799 00:49:25,030 --> 00:49:26,490 Cosimo, stop! What are you doing? 800 00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:28,620 You get out of the way. You went off with him! 801 00:49:28,780 --> 00:49:30,660 Do you want to compromise yourself? 802 00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:31,490 Stop it! Let me go! 803 00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:32,990 - Cosimo, don't play the fool. - A fool? 804 00:49:33,370 --> 00:49:34,820 St... st... stay with us. Let's work together. 805 00:49:34,990 --> 00:49:35,620 With you? 806 00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:36,620 We are all friends, right? 807 00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:37,700 Shut your mouth, slut! 808 00:49:37,870 --> 00:49:40,120 - Get lost! You old man! - Old man? 809 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:41,240 - You're old and you're acting all cocky! -Me? You're calling me old? 810 00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:44,570 Careful, or I'm going to kill you, you know! 811 00:50:01,780 --> 00:50:05,620 Cosimo, I don't bear any grudges, 812 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:08,570 if you wanna stay with us 813 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:10,660 and get your share. 814 00:50:19,410 --> 00:50:23,280 Cosimo, he never just got his slice. 815 00:50:23,910 --> 00:50:25,490 Well, then, I'm sorry, 816 00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:29,160 but here we follow Menga's laws. 817 00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:34,870 You're a dirty bunch. 818 00:50:58,870 --> 00:50:59,570 Who is it? 819 00:51:00,950 --> 00:51:03,240 Michele, I forgot my keys. 820 00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:11,570 Just a moment... 821 00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:23,280 This'll teach you a lesson for next time. 822 00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:26,370 Ah, it'll teach me a lesson, eh? While you... 823 00:51:27,450 --> 00:51:28,950 Come closer, I want to ask you something. 824 00:51:29,070 --> 00:51:29,990 What? 825 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,280 I want to tell you that I don't like you marrying that peasant. 826 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,320 How dare you! 827 00:51:40,990 --> 00:51:45,410 God, this hurts! God, God, God... 828 00:51:45,530 --> 00:51:47,820 - Did I hurt you? - Yes... 829 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,660 Meanwhile Cosimo was thinking of revenge:. Peppe and his friends 830 00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:05,410 would not enjoy the fruit of their betrayal. 831 00:52:41,910 --> 00:52:42,780 We're closed. 832 00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:44,070 Just a moment. 833 00:52:48,030 --> 00:52:48,990 Here you go, ma'am. 834 00:53:02,620 --> 00:53:03,870 Do you know it? 835 00:53:06,870 --> 00:53:10,160 Sure I know it. It's a small caliber Baretta, in very poor condition. 836 00:53:10,530 --> 00:53:11,370 One thousand lira. 837 00:53:14,370 --> 00:53:15,160 Well? 838 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:09,780 Wanna dance? 839 00:54:09,910 --> 00:54:11,450 No. I've taken a pledge. 840 00:54:19,530 --> 00:54:23,820 Well... maybe... you like me 'cause you're an extrovert, 841 00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:27,320 my opposite. 842 00:54:29,780 --> 00:54:31,780 I, on the other hand, internalize. 843 00:54:32,530 --> 00:54:36,160 Maybe 'cause I've always been alone, I've suffered a lot in my life. 844 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:43,780 Happiness is like a flower that, you p-p-pluck only once. 845 00:54:48,490 --> 00:54:50,120 Listen, why don't we get out of here, 846 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,700 I'd love to be alone with you for a bit. 847 00:54:53,870 --> 00:54:54,820 Oh, poor devil! 848 00:54:55,870 --> 00:54:59,200 Why? It's only so we can talk better. 849 00:54:59,570 --> 00:55:04,490 To get to know each other. Any place will do. 850 00:55:04,820 --> 00:55:12,030 Your place, my place. It doesn't matter. 851 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:12,950 - My place? - Yes. 852 00:55:13,070 --> 00:55:14,200 What about my aunts? 853 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:17,870 You're contradicting yourself You're not all that clear then! 854 00:55:18,530 --> 00:55:21,490 I'm sorry but you said that your ...aunts leave now and then, 855 00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:23,410 and they leave the house unattended... 856 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:24,490 Yes, it's true. 857 00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:31,490 So what? No. Let's be honest from day one. Otherwise suspicion, 858 00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:34,200 the real kiss of death for love, seeps in. 859 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,370 Slow down, who said love? It's all in your head. 860 00:55:37,870 --> 00:55:39,120 If you really want to know, 861 00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:41,120 I've also asked Guido and Fernando here. 862 00:55:42,370 --> 00:55:43,030 Them too! 863 00:55:43,530 --> 00:55:45,490 I'm a well brought up girl you know! 864 00:55:45,870 --> 00:55:48,740 I can't go dancing with one guy only. It would compromise me. 865 00:55:49,820 --> 00:55:52,990 What you need to learn is that you must date me and me alone. 866 00:55:53,740 --> 00:55:54,990 I date whom I please. 867 00:55:56,950 --> 00:55:58,320 - Hello, Guido. - Hi! 868 00:55:58,910 --> 00:56:00,370 - Hi! - Where are you going? 869 00:56:00,530 --> 00:56:01,910 Let go of me. Leave me alone. Don't be rude. 870 00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:05,200 Fine, but remember that I don't take anybody back, 871 00:56:05,530 --> 00:56:06,490 not even with apologies. 872 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:07,990 What do I care? 873 00:56:19,660 --> 00:56:20,950 What a tramp! 874 00:56:24,490 --> 00:56:25,950 She's playing hard to get? 875 00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:28,660 She's not worth the bother. 876 00:56:34,740 --> 00:56:37,530 Listen Peppe, believe me, let's leave it. 877 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,490 It started like nothing, and now it's blown out of proportion. 878 00:56:42,740 --> 00:56:44,700 Damn her! 879 00:56:52,990 --> 00:56:55,950 Don't you agree? I'm talking to you! 880 00:56:56,490 --> 00:56:57,950 What do you want? Leave me alone! 881 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,990 This jerk! He gets all worked up about it. You were playing so cool. 882 00:57:05,450 --> 00:57:07,450 Have you fallen in love with that maid? 883 00:57:08,490 --> 00:57:09,450 Those two, l... 884 00:57:09,870 --> 00:57:10,620 Come here! 885 00:57:10,820 --> 00:57:11,570 Move, 886 00:57:15,530 --> 00:57:16,320 and you get out of the way! 887 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:17,990 Ah, here again? 888 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,320 You're cute, aren't you? 889 00:57:23,620 --> 00:57:24,620 What are you laughing at? 890 00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:26,740 What? since when is laughing forbidden? It's Mardis Gras! 891 00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:30,660 And any joke is good, right? 892 00:57:32,660 --> 00:57:37,820 Anyway, I am partner at a... at a funeral home, right? 893 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,700 And I am his partner. 894 00:57:47,490 --> 00:57:49,240 Well, share this one then! 895 00:57:57,490 --> 00:57:58,320 Oh, God! 896 00:58:14,070 --> 00:58:14,780 Oh, our Lady! 897 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,660 Have you gone insane! For that tramp of a peasant! 898 00:58:20,990 --> 00:58:22,570 If there's a tramp here, that's you. I don't even know you! 899 00:58:22,990 --> 00:58:25,950 Ah, you don't know me? But I know you. 900 00:58:26,780 --> 00:58:28,910 - Colonel's daughter all right! - Let's go, c'mon. 901 00:58:29,030 --> 00:58:30,410 You're a servant, that's what you are! 902 00:58:30,530 --> 00:58:32,120 - Who? Who's a servant? - You! 903 00:58:43,030 --> 00:58:44,200 They've disfigured me. 904 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:46,320 - Would you cut it out? You've spoiled it! - Let's see, you owe me 905 00:58:46,450 --> 00:58:49,950 four sodas, six Coca Colas, two cream sodas and one beer. 906 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,370 Did I drink it all? 907 00:58:54,490 --> 00:58:57,620 Not drank, smashed. Wait a minute... 908 00:58:57,740 --> 00:59:01,120 there're also two glasses, one chair and an ashtray. 909 00:59:01,620 --> 00:59:04,160 - When? - It's all written here! 910 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,660 You're telling me? 911 00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:10,990 Fine, fine, I'll pay... Right now I don't have any cash... 912 00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,160 send me the bill home, right? 913 00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:14,160 - Fine, what's your name? - What? 914 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:15,200 What's your name? 915 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:22,240 Capannelle, Capannelle Pierluigi, Circonvallazione Latina 457. 916 00:59:22,990 --> 00:59:23,990 Four, five, seven. 917 00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:29,160 What do you want? 918 00:59:31,370 --> 00:59:32,280 Let me see. 919 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:36,030 - I don't know you... - C'mon... 920 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,240 this is bad. 921 00:59:39,370 --> 00:59:42,410 'This is bad'? It's all your fault! 922 00:59:42,530 --> 00:59:43,490 - Mine? - sure. 923 00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:45,910 And that one, who was she? 924 00:59:48,490 --> 00:59:50,700 Well, one of my conquests. 925 00:59:52,030 --> 00:59:54,570 She saw you with me and, and she got jealous. 926 00:59:57,490 --> 01:00:00,950 Do you, do you believe what she said about me? 927 01:00:01,910 --> 01:00:02,780 Well... 928 01:00:04,780 --> 01:00:05,570 no. 929 01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:17,490 Well, it's true... I work as domestic help. 930 01:00:21,990 --> 01:00:25,780 What does it matter? We're a democratic country, are we not? 931 01:00:27,490 --> 01:00:28,990 But I won't do the laundry! 932 01:00:32,660 --> 01:00:33,660 Easy... 933 01:00:37,620 --> 01:00:39,030 - Better? - No. 934 01:00:42,030 --> 01:00:43,200 Still, this is the last time I go out with you. 935 01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,030 Why? 936 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,700 Why? You fight in the street, you fight at the amusement park, 937 01:00:45,870 --> 01:00:46,820 you fight at the dance. 938 01:00:47,990 --> 01:00:49,450 It's better if we do it your way, then. 939 01:00:50,740 --> 01:00:51,370 My way? 940 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:53,160 We go to my place. 941 01:00:54,870 --> 01:00:55,990 - To... to your place?! - Yes... 942 01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:58,990 This way? Right now? 943 01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,570 Not right now. Those ones, my mistresses, aren't home. 944 01:01:03,030 --> 01:01:04,740 Thursday night, they'll leave for Genzano 945 01:01:04,870 --> 01:01:06,030 and will be back the morning after. 946 01:01:06,490 --> 01:01:08,160 Is that right? Great! Great! 947 01:01:08,410 --> 01:01:09,530 - I'll make you dinner, right? - Thanks. 948 01:01:09,870 --> 01:01:12,700 Oh, God I can't laugh, it hurts. Don't make me laugh! 949 01:01:13,570 --> 01:01:14,200 Don't make me laugh! 950 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,530 But at the same time... 951 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:23,120 Help... help! stop, thief. Help! Let go of me! 952 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:26,030 I'm not a thief! What do you want? 953 01:02:27,570 --> 01:02:30,280 Stop. thief... help! Low life! 954 01:02:30,700 --> 01:02:34,910 Stop, thief, he's stolen my handbag! 955 01:02:48,070 --> 01:02:49,620 Today good news, 956 01:02:51,070 --> 01:02:54,030 to... tomorrow bad... Oh, well! 957 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,620 Right it's like the proverb says: feast or famine. 958 01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:05,780 - Hi, Mario. - Hi. 959 01:03:15,270 --> 01:03:16,070 He looks as though he were sleeping. 960 01:03:18,270 --> 01:03:18,940 Aren't you going in? 961 01:03:20,070 --> 01:03:23,730 No. I prefer to remember him alive. 962 01:03:24,860 --> 01:03:25,480 I'm going. 963 01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:27,900 Wait... 964 01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:34,730 here! 965 01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:42,360 He'd been going down the slippery slope for a while, poor Cosimo! 966 01:03:42,690 --> 01:03:46,940 A professional like him stooping down to muggings... that's kid's stuff! 967 01:03:47,610 --> 01:03:49,900 The best ones are always first to go. 968 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:53,070 That's life. Today is your turn, tomorrow's his. 969 01:03:53,730 --> 01:03:56,270 Right, and sooner or later we all have to go! 970 01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:00,230 As far as I am concerned, better later than sooner. 971 01:04:07,070 --> 01:04:08,360 - Hi. - Hi. 972 01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:10,520 - Hi. - Poor sod. 973 01:04:11,730 --> 01:04:13,270 What's this? You show up with the kid? 974 01:04:13,650 --> 01:04:14,900 What am I supposed to do? 975 01:04:15,070 --> 01:04:16,900 He cries all the time, this is fun for him. 976 01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:21,360 Fine, but it's time for you to park him somewhere. 977 01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:22,230 Why? 978 01:04:24,190 --> 01:04:26,360 It's on for tomorrow night. 979 01:04:26,650 --> 01:04:27,440 Tomorrow night? 980 01:04:27,570 --> 01:04:29,070 Right, the owners'll be away, 981 01:04:29,230 --> 01:04:30,440 and the girl is letting me in. 982 01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:32,360 How can we? With the dead still fresh in the grave? 983 01:04:32,570 --> 01:04:33,900 What do you observe? strict mourning? 984 01:04:34,070 --> 01:04:37,400 As the saying goes: you're dead but they're still dancing. 985 01:04:37,570 --> 01:04:38,940 Fine, right... you're right... 986 01:04:40,110 --> 01:04:42,820 I'm sorry about Cosimo, still... It's his fault too, 987 01:04:43,570 --> 01:04:45,190 yes... yes... if he'd only listened to me... 988 01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:48,520 - C'mon... here. - Guys, the chief of police! 989 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,480 Scram. 990 01:04:55,270 --> 01:04:58,480 The big day. 991 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:04,860 Who's that? Look, it's Teresa's baby! 992 01:05:05,150 --> 01:05:06,480 What's up? she didn't want him in here? 993 01:05:06,690 --> 01:05:09,690 Poor love! That husband of hers is a fine looking guy, really! 994 01:05:13,230 --> 01:05:16,440 It's Teresa's baby! He's so gorgeous! Come here... come... 995 01:05:16,570 --> 01:05:19,400 shut up! Calm down. Hold it. shut up! 996 01:05:22,570 --> 01:05:23,900 - Look who's here. - Hi. 997 01:05:25,770 --> 01:05:26,520 Hi. 998 01:05:28,070 --> 01:05:30,150 - How are you? - Well so-so... and you? 999 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,360 Not too bad. Here. 1000 01:05:32,570 --> 01:05:33,900 Poor darling! 1001 01:05:37,110 --> 01:05:40,190 Listen here. Didn't I tell you I didn't want him inside? 1002 01:05:40,820 --> 01:05:42,480 - It's on for tonight. - Right. 1003 01:05:42,610 --> 01:05:44,860 In case something might happen, it shouldn't though, eh... 1004 01:05:44,980 --> 01:05:46,400 Knowing you, it will happen for sure. 1005 01:05:46,570 --> 01:05:47,940 Teresa! 1006 01:05:49,110 --> 01:05:50,860 What's up with this creature? 1007 01:05:51,150 --> 01:05:53,520 Is he doing it? Doing it regularly? 1008 01:05:53,650 --> 01:05:56,270 - For sure! Even three times a day! - Three times a day?! 1009 01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:58,110 There's something wrong then, poor little star! 1010 01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:02,610 I say: isn't it that to save time you've been feeding him your food? 1011 01:06:02,730 --> 01:06:05,520 No, more like the opposite, I've been eating his baby food... 1012 01:06:05,650 --> 01:06:07,270 one spoon for you and one for me. One for you and one for me... 1013 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:08,520 Look here, I've lost four pounds! 1014 01:06:08,650 --> 01:06:11,320 Ah, poor love! I'd like to know... 1015 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,820 How have you dressed this poor creature? 1016 01:06:14,150 --> 01:06:15,520 And these underpants, whose are they? 1017 01:06:15,730 --> 01:06:16,690 They're mine. 1018 01:06:16,820 --> 01:06:18,570 I haven't even had the time to do the laundry. 1019 01:06:18,980 --> 01:06:21,360 Actually, here, these two little rags need to be washed. 1020 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:22,440 This too!? 1021 01:06:22,570 --> 01:06:24,820 Here, the biscuits, here, the baby food. 1022 01:06:25,230 --> 01:06:28,020 Careful, the vitamins are in the sugar can. 1023 01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,860 And the sugar in the talc can. 1024 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,070 - Home is such a mess! - I believe you! 1025 01:06:33,270 --> 01:06:35,110 There, fine. 1026 01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,190 See you. Listen, if it turns out all right, 1027 01:06:39,570 --> 01:06:41,650 get me a new mattress for when I get home, 1028 01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:44,110 I'm dying to sleep on a proper bed! 1029 01:06:44,730 --> 01:06:45,820 Not to sleep with me, eh? 1030 01:06:45,940 --> 01:06:48,520 Sure, sure, of course! sure I want to sleep with you, 1031 01:06:48,690 --> 01:06:51,020 still, take care of that mattress. Bye. 1032 01:06:51,270 --> 01:06:52,520 Bye... bye! 1033 01:07:10,730 --> 01:07:11,190 Who is it? 1034 01:07:11,770 --> 01:07:13,770 Michele! I forgot the keys. 1035 01:07:14,060 --> 01:07:17,020 Mario, don't be stupid. My brother is due any minute now. 1036 01:07:17,390 --> 01:07:18,690 Give me a kiss and leave... 1037 01:07:22,890 --> 01:07:25,690 Open up! You shameless woman! 1038 01:07:26,350 --> 01:07:27,060 Open up! 1039 01:07:27,730 --> 01:07:29,770 To you and to you! Don't be afraid! 1040 01:07:30,190 --> 01:07:31,770 Let me take a good look at you, so brazen faced! 1041 01:07:32,100 --> 01:07:33,060 Dear Lady, I wanna marry him. 1042 01:07:33,190 --> 01:07:34,440 You've been speaking to Mario? 1043 01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:37,850 Who's gonna marry you now? Here, look here. 1044 01:07:37,980 --> 01:07:40,270 There's only one heart in my breast and I wanna give it to Mario! 1045 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:42,520 I swear he's dead. This knife here, 1046 01:07:42,690 --> 01:07:45,940 is made to make you cry tears of blood! 1047 01:07:46,140 --> 01:07:46,940 Michele! 1048 01:07:48,060 --> 01:07:49,140 Michele, no! 1049 01:07:50,230 --> 01:07:52,060 If this vengeance goes my way, you won't see him anymore! 1050 01:07:54,730 --> 01:07:56,980 - A crow bar in two sections. - Yes, right... 1051 01:07:59,310 --> 01:08:00,140 Blunt. 1052 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:01,560 Blunt. 1053 01:08:03,730 --> 01:08:06,690 A dancer... that is a circular saw... 1054 01:08:06,980 --> 01:08:08,060 - D'you know how to use it? - sure! 1055 01:08:10,890 --> 01:08:12,640 - With an attached oiling gadget... - Yes, sure... 1056 01:08:12,770 --> 01:08:16,980 Here we have a lubricating spout. 1057 01:08:20,890 --> 01:08:22,520 - Blunt spout? - Of course, blunt. 1058 01:08:22,730 --> 01:08:24,190 Here are a few spare tips. 1059 01:08:26,390 --> 01:08:27,520 Chisel. 1060 01:08:28,230 --> 01:08:29,730 - Blunt? - Right, blunt. 1061 01:08:30,390 --> 01:08:33,190 It's blunt all right. It has no tip. 1062 01:08:33,310 --> 01:08:36,060 Well, what do you pretend? 1063 01:08:36,270 --> 01:08:37,850 I've rented the other one this morning 1064 01:08:38,190 --> 01:08:40,190 to that famous gang from Milan, 1065 01:08:40,310 --> 01:08:41,980 the one behind the famous swiss jeweler job, 1066 01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:46,690 it's been a busy week... right, very busy... 1067 01:08:47,270 --> 01:08:50,230 - I've rented 3 complete kits in 5 days! -Really! 1068 01:08:50,390 --> 01:08:53,190 Thank God, business has taken off again. 1069 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:54,730 It's very busy. 1070 01:08:55,230 --> 01:08:56,940 So, let's go on: 1071 01:08:59,140 --> 01:09:02,350 three files, ten keys, one spear, 1072 01:09:02,980 --> 01:09:06,940 a cheese grater, where's the plunger? Here it is. 1073 01:09:07,890 --> 01:09:13,560 One frying pan, and lastly, the crank. 1074 01:09:16,390 --> 01:09:20,350 Right, let's sum up, briefly. 1075 01:09:21,770 --> 01:09:26,560 Listen here. To make a hole in that wall... right? 1076 01:09:26,690 --> 01:09:28,480 How do you go about it using the crank? 1077 01:09:32,060 --> 01:09:36,520 Right... we... we take all the furniture in the flat... 1078 01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:41,390 and we make a sort of a column... between the two walls... and... 1079 01:09:42,190 --> 01:09:44,600 and in the middle we... we stick the crank. 1080 01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:47,060 Good, very good! 1081 01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:48,690 Here, gimme here... 1082 01:09:49,270 --> 01:09:52,560 And now, a little signature on the bottom here. 1083 01:09:52,690 --> 01:09:54,560 - What signature? - What, what signature? 1084 01:09:55,190 --> 01:09:57,060 And the guarantee? 1085 01:09:57,850 --> 01:10:00,600 This is capital! I need a receipt. 1086 01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:04,310 If I were greedy, I would have asked for a deposit. Instead... 1087 01:10:05,310 --> 01:10:06,060 Will you sign? 1088 01:10:08,230 --> 01:10:09,270 I say, will you sign? 1089 01:10:10,060 --> 01:10:12,270 Good night! Are you slow? 1090 01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:13,480 Gimme here, go on, I'll sign it. 1091 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,560 Let's just hurry up, it's already 7:30. 1092 01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:28,850 You've got penmanship, eh? 1093 01:10:28,980 --> 01:10:30,890 Be good, be good, let me sign it. 1094 01:10:32,060 --> 01:10:33,770 Right. The wrapping, that is to say the suitcase. 1095 01:10:33,890 --> 01:10:35,390 I'll leave it, right, guys! 1096 01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:37,020 - Here you go. Did you do it? - Here you go! 1097 01:10:41,020 --> 01:10:41,980 Oh, were you in China? 1098 01:10:42,810 --> 01:10:43,810 And, and this suitcase here? 1099 01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:45,730 This is my very own: I'm leaving. 1100 01:10:46,140 --> 01:10:47,440 How come you're leaving? 1101 01:10:47,770 --> 01:10:52,390 My friend, when there's a robbery, I never hang around! 1102 01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:55,140 I go to Spoleto, to my dear aunt. 1103 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:59,060 Of course with my parole officer's consent, 1104 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:02,560 one can never be too careful! Remember guys, 1105 01:11:02,940 --> 01:11:07,020 one can never be too careful! Break a leg! 1106 01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:15,480 He's right. We've gotta keep an eye out and work scientifically! 1107 01:11:16,060 --> 01:11:17,390 Hi. 1108 01:11:17,730 --> 01:11:19,230 Well, you're exaggerating now. What are we going to do? 1109 01:11:19,350 --> 01:11:20,980 We'll break the safe with the... 1110 01:11:21,770 --> 01:11:22,980 Death stared me in the face! 1111 01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:23,890 What happened to you? 1112 01:11:24,060 --> 01:11:26,770 I met the guy we stole the camera from... 1113 01:11:26,890 --> 01:11:27,350 What did he do? 1114 01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:29,020 Don't touch. He tore my arm off. 1115 01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:30,810 - He broke your arm? - Forty days! 1116 01:11:31,190 --> 01:11:31,810 And you, nothing! 1117 01:11:31,940 --> 01:11:33,640 What should I have done? I didn't even feel the pain. 1118 01:11:33,770 --> 01:11:34,520 It was more the fright. 1119 01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:35,600 Was he the guy from Porta Portese? 1120 01:11:35,730 --> 01:11:37,390 The very one! He took me the whole way home 1121 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:38,770 and I had to give him the camera back. 1122 01:11:38,890 --> 01:11:40,480 That'll teach you to show up in time. 1123 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,270 If you'd come in earlier, you wouldn't have met him! 1124 01:11:42,390 --> 01:11:43,520 Right, 'if you'd come in earlier'. I was early! 1125 01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:45,440 That's exactly why I came in late. 1126 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,230 Fine, it doesn't matter. Listen up! 1127 01:11:48,310 --> 01:11:49,770 Easy, it hurts! 1128 01:11:51,230 --> 01:11:53,730 I'm meeting the girl at 9 pm 1129 01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:56,190 On the ninth, didn't we say today? 1130 01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:59,890 Capannelle! At 9 pm today. Understood? 1131 01:12:00,020 --> 01:12:01,190 Understood. 1132 01:12:01,310 --> 01:12:04,560 You, you'll be ready behind the newstand around eleven thirty. 1133 01:12:04,690 --> 01:12:09,060 The newspaper stand, right? At twelve I'll open the lobby door. 1134 01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:14,690 I say midnight because, follow me, at twelve those who are home 1135 01:12:14,810 --> 01:12:18,190 are sleeping and those at the movies still have to come back. 1136 01:12:18,390 --> 01:12:20,140 Understood? Clear? 1137 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,890 - Not clear at all! - Why? 1138 01:12:23,020 --> 01:12:26,600 First of all, what are you going to do with this girl 1139 01:12:26,730 --> 01:12:28,020 once you're in the apartment? 1140 01:12:28,730 --> 01:12:31,690 Well, I don't know. I haven't thought about it yet... 1141 01:12:31,850 --> 01:12:33,560 A good whack on the head, right? 1142 01:12:33,690 --> 01:12:36,020 Fine, fine, I'll take care of it. Just take it easy. 1143 01:12:36,770 --> 01:12:41,100 It's, it's 7::34 pm. set your watches. Let's go. 1144 01:12:41,230 --> 01:12:43,350 - Get lost! Well? - Doesn't anybody have a watch? 1145 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,390 A watch, who's got that? 1146 01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:47,980 I did, but I pawned it. 1147 01:12:48,270 --> 01:12:50,350 Anyway, tonight I'm gonna get it back. 1148 01:12:52,230 --> 01:12:53,390 Oh, finally! 1149 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:56,310 You've dishonored my home! 1150 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:57,350 Are you crazy? 1151 01:12:58,100 --> 01:12:59,480 I'm gonna tear my sister from your chest! 1152 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,690 Put the knife down! Are you stupid? 1153 01:13:00,850 --> 01:13:01,520 What do you want? Have you gone insane? 1154 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:02,690 Who touched my sister... Let me go, Capannelle! 1155 01:13:02,850 --> 01:13:03,980 You'll get thirty years. 1156 01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:05,140 Don't move. Don't be a kid! 1157 01:13:05,270 --> 01:13:06,390 Be good! Have you lost it? 1158 01:13:07,980 --> 01:13:09,980 Do you wanna spoil it all, right tonight? 1159 01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:11,730 - I demand satisfaction! - Fine! 1160 01:13:11,890 --> 01:13:14,850 First of all, if he stays in tonight, just forget about me. 1161 01:13:15,390 --> 01:13:19,600 Easy. Your sister, I haven't touched her at all. 1162 01:13:20,690 --> 01:13:22,600 I'm serious about her. I love her. 1163 01:13:24,770 --> 01:13:26,980 I would have already told you if you weren't so thick. 1164 01:13:30,190 --> 01:13:33,350 Go ahead and stay, because I am leaving. 1165 01:13:33,730 --> 01:13:35,190 So? What are you going to do? 1166 01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:39,230 I've given it a lot of thought and I don't have the guts for it. 1167 01:13:40,020 --> 01:13:40,890 Are you crazy? 1168 01:13:43,100 --> 01:13:44,140 Maybe. 1169 01:13:45,690 --> 01:13:47,390 But you are wise guys, aren't you? 1170 01:13:48,190 --> 01:13:49,440 Cosimo was a wise guy too. 1171 01:13:50,350 --> 01:13:53,230 We've got it in our heads to pull the job of our life, 1172 01:13:53,730 --> 01:13:55,560 but it doesn't work this way for the like of us. 1173 01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,390 At least for the likes of me. 1174 01:13:58,730 --> 01:13:59,560 And there's my mother too. 1175 01:13:59,730 --> 01:14:01,850 What will she do if something happens to me? 1176 01:14:03,390 --> 01:14:05,060 Anyway, I've already gotten myself a little job. 1177 01:14:05,310 --> 01:14:06,310 At the Follie's theatre. 1178 01:14:07,730 --> 01:14:09,480 If you want satisfaction, I'll be there. 1179 01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:20,560 Boys! 1180 01:14:21,890 --> 01:14:24,810 I've had it! I really had it! 1181 01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:28,770 One's got a sister, the other his mother, another one the kid. 1182 01:14:30,060 --> 01:14:33,480 What's up? We've gotta make up our minds now. 1183 01:14:34,890 --> 01:14:36,350 Are we going through with this job or not? 1184 01:14:36,770 --> 01:14:38,390 - Are you in or are you out? - Yes... 1185 01:14:40,770 --> 01:14:42,060 - Who's that? - shush! Quiet! 1186 01:14:44,850 --> 01:14:45,270 Who's there? 1187 01:14:45,390 --> 01:14:46,140 It's me! 1188 01:14:46,270 --> 01:14:48,100 That's Nicoletta. Move, move, get out! 1189 01:14:48,730 --> 01:14:49,730 Out of that window. 1190 01:14:50,310 --> 01:14:52,140 - Quick! - Move... damn you. 1191 01:14:57,100 --> 01:14:58,060 Ah! 1192 01:14:59,060 --> 01:15:00,020 So... what's up? 1193 01:15:07,690 --> 01:15:09,850 My poor shoulder! Damn it! I've been walking around for two hours! 1194 01:15:10,140 --> 01:15:11,730 Come in, come in! 1195 01:15:13,350 --> 01:15:14,640 How, how did you find me? 1196 01:15:14,890 --> 01:15:17,350 I heard you giving the address to the ballroom guy, 1197 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:18,810 for that stuff you'd broken, right? 1198 01:15:19,060 --> 01:15:22,690 What a...! That's why they came here looking for money, see! 1199 01:15:23,350 --> 01:15:26,230 He's... he's my brother-in-law. This is his place... 1200 01:15:27,270 --> 01:15:28,190 I'm his brother-in-law. 1201 01:15:28,850 --> 01:15:31,020 Right now, poor man, he's... he's unemployed and... 1202 01:15:31,850 --> 01:15:35,980 so now and then I come here to... to help him out... right? 1203 01:15:37,140 --> 01:15:38,560 I'm collecting unemployment. 1204 01:15:39,020 --> 01:15:39,980 Sit down, sit down. 1205 01:15:40,350 --> 01:15:43,230 Ah, ah, ah! It's always so messy! 1206 01:15:44,060 --> 01:15:45,640 Be careful, good God! 1207 01:15:49,230 --> 01:15:50,390 Well, let's see... 1208 01:15:52,350 --> 01:15:53,640 You needn't feel ashamed about me anymore! 1209 01:15:55,060 --> 01:15:55,890 Pardon? 1210 01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:57,770 I've quit! 1211 01:16:01,940 --> 01:16:04,020 How... what do you mean... you've quit? 1212 01:16:05,390 --> 01:16:07,890 Those two old hags... I was their slave. 1213 01:16:09,390 --> 01:16:11,850 First moving, and then this furniture goes here, and that goes there... 1214 01:16:12,020 --> 01:16:13,310 I was never right about a single thing. 1215 01:16:14,060 --> 01:16:17,440 Dust this, polish that, go shopping, and the cats' litter! 1216 01:16:18,140 --> 01:16:22,060 So I let it all out, we're made of flesh too. 1217 01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:25,350 When they were about ready to leave for Genzano, I told them: 1218 01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:28,890 my dears, I'm sorry but this time you are staying home. I'm leaving! 1219 01:16:31,140 --> 01:16:32,480 Well. What does she mean? 1220 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,270 That dumb head didn't let them go? 1221 01:16:34,390 --> 01:16:36,690 I had to let you know because that date we had in that house 1222 01:16:36,810 --> 01:16:39,480 is no longer possible, you know... 1223 01:16:41,020 --> 01:16:41,890 Right... 1224 01:16:42,270 --> 01:16:45,560 Now I better leave because the nuns where I'll be staying tonight, 1225 01:16:45,690 --> 01:16:47,600 close the doors at nine. Could you walk me, right? 1226 01:16:48,440 --> 01:16:50,020 What? Walk you? 1227 01:16:50,140 --> 01:16:54,060 No, I have to... I have to... stay here with him, poor soul! 1228 01:16:54,730 --> 01:16:58,440 Well, never mind. I'll go on my own. I won't forget today too easily... 1229 01:16:59,270 --> 01:17:00,690 Oh, my God, the keys! 1230 01:17:02,390 --> 01:17:04,020 I had them! Damn it! 1231 01:17:04,980 --> 01:17:06,140 Better: I'll throw them in the river. 1232 01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:07,980 So when they'll come back the two hags 1233 01:17:08,100 --> 01:17:09,190 will have to knock down the door! 1234 01:17:10,230 --> 01:17:11,350 Sorry, what did you just say? 1235 01:17:13,060 --> 01:17:16,440 Didn't you say that the two old hags stayed home? 1236 01:17:16,730 --> 01:17:19,690 Right! As if they'd listen when I speak! They're so selfish. 1237 01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:23,520 To spite me, they left cats and everything and went. 1238 01:17:24,390 --> 01:17:27,980 - So the house, it's empty? - Yes... 1239 01:17:29,390 --> 01:17:30,810 ...and you... you have the keys. 1240 01:17:30,940 --> 01:17:32,020 What's does that have to do with anything? 1241 01:17:32,350 --> 01:17:33,890 - Fine, goodbye... - Bye. 1242 01:17:34,190 --> 01:17:35,060 - See you. - see you? 1243 01:17:35,230 --> 01:17:37,230 Aren't you walking her there? she's got the keys... 1244 01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:38,310 Which keys? 1245 01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:40,140 How, which keys? You walk her... 1246 01:17:40,270 --> 01:17:42,730 Ah! she has... ah! Ah! Right, that's right! 1247 01:17:42,850 --> 01:17:44,230 I'm coming, I'm coming too! 1248 01:17:44,390 --> 01:17:45,270 The keys. 1249 01:17:45,390 --> 01:17:47,520 There's someone who watches over us! 1250 01:17:51,730 --> 01:17:52,890 - You know what? - What? 1251 01:17:53,390 --> 01:17:55,230 I'm really starting to like you. 1252 01:17:57,390 --> 01:17:58,350 Same here. 1253 01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:01,980 But with good intentions or do you only like me? 1254 01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:07,730 I... I... like you 1255 01:18:08,140 --> 01:18:09,980 and with good intentions too. 1256 01:18:24,190 --> 01:18:25,520 You take my breath away... 1257 01:18:27,690 --> 01:18:28,560 We're nearly there. 1258 01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:30,230 Will I see you tomorrow? 1259 01:18:30,390 --> 01:18:33,810 Eh! sure I'll see you, of course. I want to. 1260 01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:36,770 Ah! No. I can't tomorrow... I can't. 1261 01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:42,440 I have to go to Milan... it's for business you know. I'm sorry. 1262 01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:43,390 Will you stay long? 1263 01:18:44,190 --> 01:18:47,480 No, I'll be back soon and when I'll be back... I'll see you... 1264 01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:50,060 I'll see you right away! Of course! 1265 01:18:50,730 --> 01:18:52,600 - Could you do me a favor? - sure. 1266 01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:54,690 Could you drop the keys with the doorman? 1267 01:18:56,270 --> 01:18:59,640 But didn't you say you were going to throw them in the river? 1268 01:19:00,020 --> 01:19:01,600 Yes... sometimes one just says things. 1269 01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:05,060 Should anything happen, it would be my fault. 1270 01:19:07,350 --> 01:19:08,810 Say... a fire. 1271 01:19:09,230 --> 01:19:10,850 It would be my fault if I didn't leave the keys 1272 01:19:10,980 --> 01:19:13,190 with the doorman and he couldn't get in. say they'll steal something... 1273 01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:16,350 Oh, God, where did I put them? Virgin Mary! 1274 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:17,690 Who would want to steal? 1275 01:19:18,060 --> 01:19:19,270 Oh, God, where are they? 1276 01:19:21,310 --> 01:19:23,560 Four years at their service and I never mislaid a single thing. 1277 01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:26,690 Oh God! I lost them, 1278 01:19:27,390 --> 01:19:29,140 what am I going to do now? They won't believe me, you know? 1279 01:19:29,690 --> 01:19:31,940 Easy, take it easy. Let's see... 1280 01:19:32,690 --> 01:19:37,520 in the bottom of the bag... here they are, here, see? 1281 01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:41,060 Damn it, you women! Head in the clouds. Here they are. 1282 01:19:43,690 --> 01:19:44,850 Will you go right away? Could you do it for me? 1283 01:19:45,020 --> 01:19:46,140 Sure, sure... 1284 01:19:47,730 --> 01:19:51,520 - This is me. Ciao, eh! - Bye. 1285 01:19:51,730 --> 01:19:52,690 - Come back soon. - Fine. 1286 01:19:59,060 --> 01:20:02,770 Please don't forget the keys or I'll get in trouble! 1287 01:20:03,390 --> 01:20:05,230 I'm telling you not to worry. Bye... 1288 01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:09,270 bye... 1289 01:20:15,980 --> 01:20:18,390 Fifty, sixty... eighty... 1290 01:20:22,270 --> 01:20:24,390 eight and five... ...one hundred and fifteen. 1291 01:20:25,100 --> 01:20:25,980 Mario! 1292 01:20:29,980 --> 01:20:30,690 What do you want? 1293 01:20:35,020 --> 01:20:38,600 Where I am from we say: only God knows if it'll turn out right or rotten. 1294 01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:40,060 So what? 1295 01:20:40,730 --> 01:20:42,060 Well if the rotten part happens, 1296 01:20:42,190 --> 01:20:44,310 I would beg you to look after my sister. 1297 01:20:46,270 --> 01:20:48,020 Respectfully, that is. 1298 01:20:48,730 --> 01:20:50,600 Well, if that's the case I hope they will catch you. 1299 01:20:56,230 --> 01:20:58,560 Fine, sure, don't worry. 1300 01:21:06,690 --> 01:21:08,100 Carmelina is locked inside, 1301 01:21:09,230 --> 01:21:11,440 I have installed one more lock. 1302 01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:14,390 - Why? - Because of you. 1303 01:21:15,230 --> 01:21:16,270 And I was wrong. 1304 01:21:17,390 --> 01:21:20,020 You're a good young man who loves his mother. 1305 01:21:20,730 --> 01:21:25,060 And you're right, 'cause we only have one! 1306 01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:29,190 Of course... 1307 01:21:38,270 --> 01:21:39,640 Popcorn, candy! 1308 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:57,100 - Well? - No keys. 1309 01:21:57,230 --> 01:21:59,060 - Didn't you manage to get them? - No. 1310 01:21:59,190 --> 01:22:01,690 Damn him, he's joking... C'mon, take them out! 1311 01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:05,690 I'm not joking. she ran away suddenly... 1312 01:22:06,230 --> 01:22:08,810 she jumped on the tram and that was that. 1313 01:22:08,940 --> 01:22:10,640 - No keys. - Damn. 1314 01:22:10,770 --> 01:22:12,980 - If... if... if... - Listen here, you gotta tell me 1315 01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:16,270 who told you to go about things scientifically! 1316 01:22:16,390 --> 01:22:18,480 - Give me here... - What do you want? And you? 1317 01:22:18,770 --> 01:22:19,730 Who told you we need the keys? 1318 01:22:19,890 --> 01:22:24,020 Right, because you, you won't go ahead without the keys? 1319 01:22:24,810 --> 01:22:26,440 I'm sure you want the safe's keys too. 1320 01:22:27,020 --> 01:22:27,730 Sure. 1321 01:22:27,890 --> 01:22:30,730 How had we worked it out, before that wretched girl showed up? 1322 01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:34,190 Coal bin... courtyard... window! 1323 01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:35,140 Window, right... 1324 01:22:35,270 --> 01:22:38,020 Fine, let's move it... Pliers! 1325 01:22:38,730 --> 01:22:40,350 - You Capanne'... - What? 1326 01:22:41,310 --> 01:22:44,690 You'll be on the look out. Let's go. Quick! 1327 01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:19,480 Ferribotte, 1328 01:23:26,230 --> 01:23:27,690 gimme the suitcase. 1329 01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:31,350 Slide down, you're good, there's a pile of coal. 1330 01:23:31,810 --> 01:23:33,520 Go, go easy. 1331 01:23:36,060 --> 01:23:37,230 Did you land on the coal? 1332 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:40,390 What coal? It's sewage! 1333 01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:45,270 It stinks! C'mon. 1334 01:23:47,230 --> 01:23:48,560 Easy, my arm! 1335 01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:50,270 You can't think about your arm right now! 1336 01:24:16,350 --> 01:24:18,270 I keep taking my hat on and off. 1337 01:24:32,350 --> 01:24:33,100 Ferribotte, 1338 01:24:35,310 --> 01:24:36,390 gimme a hand! 1339 01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:37,890 I was drying myself off! 1340 01:24:52,060 --> 01:24:54,060 Bag, tools, 1341 01:24:59,940 --> 01:25:01,060 you idiot. 1342 01:25:01,310 --> 01:25:02,480 I thought it was locked. 1343 01:25:05,350 --> 01:25:06,140 Let's keep moving. 1344 01:25:07,980 --> 01:25:08,770 Quickly! 1345 01:25:19,390 --> 01:25:21,890 Lock it now. First one, go in! 1346 01:25:41,810 --> 01:25:43,350 - What's up! - I banged my arm. 1347 01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:44,730 - Quiet. - It hurts, no! 1348 01:25:44,890 --> 01:25:45,940 I told you to keep quiet! 1349 01:25:46,390 --> 01:25:49,270 C'mon... what a guy! 1350 01:25:59,730 --> 01:26:00,850 Go on, move! 1351 01:26:03,810 --> 01:26:04,520 Take it easy! 1352 01:26:04,890 --> 01:26:06,440 It wasn't me, you know! 1353 01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:20,100 C'mon, move it. 1354 01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:29,560 These were brand new! 1355 01:26:38,020 --> 01:26:40,730 - C'mon, c'mon! - Easy, easy. 1356 01:26:50,140 --> 01:26:51,890 Wait, first one, 1357 01:26:52,850 --> 01:26:53,520 go on, c'mon. 1358 01:27:09,770 --> 01:27:11,100 You're so heavy! Damn it! 1359 01:27:19,270 --> 01:27:20,140 Hurry up! 1360 01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:28,190 - Don't talk! - Ah, help me! 1361 01:27:28,350 --> 01:27:29,850 - Silence, quiet! I told you to keep quiet! - Easy! 1362 01:27:30,020 --> 01:27:31,020 Silence! 1363 01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:35,310 - Don't pull me this way! - Keep quiet! 1364 01:27:45,350 --> 01:27:46,230 First one go on... 1365 01:27:46,390 --> 01:27:47,640 Who's this 'Firstone' anyway? 1366 01:27:49,060 --> 01:27:52,520 Whomever, let's go, follow him. 1367 01:28:12,730 --> 01:28:13,310 I don't want to stay here. 1368 01:28:13,440 --> 01:28:14,020 Why not? 1369 01:28:14,190 --> 01:28:14,890 Because I don't want to. 1370 01:28:15,020 --> 01:28:15,520 Isn't it comfortable? 1371 01:28:15,690 --> 01:28:16,850 You haven't been honest with me! 1372 01:28:17,020 --> 01:28:18,440 Me? You haven't been honest with me! 1373 01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:21,520 This isn't true. I was always honest with you. Ask Adelaide. 1374 01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:22,560 She is a good one to ask! 1375 01:28:22,690 --> 01:28:25,060 Why should I believe you but you won't believe her? 1376 01:28:25,190 --> 01:28:26,640 What are you saying!? You can't compare me with Adelaide. 1377 01:28:26,770 --> 01:28:28,480 What's wrong with Adelaide? 1378 01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:30,190 I don't like her, that's what's wrong. 1379 01:28:30,350 --> 01:28:31,520 And I don't like staying here. I've already told you! 1380 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:32,390 What's wrong with it? 1381 01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:33,480 Nothing, but I don't want to stay! 1382 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:34,310 Tell me why? 1383 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:35,980 'Cause you haven't been honest. 1384 01:28:36,100 --> 01:28:37,520 Because you've lied to me! 1385 01:28:37,640 --> 01:28:38,980 Yes! You're ducking so that you won't get hit! 1386 01:28:39,100 --> 01:28:41,480 Imagine, I duck! That's you and you know why! 1387 01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:43,310 No, I really don't know what you mean... 1388 01:28:43,440 --> 01:28:44,600 You know it very well! 1389 01:28:44,730 --> 01:28:46,940 C'mon, let's hear it! What do you know very well? 1390 01:28:47,060 --> 01:28:47,890 I don't feel like telling you! 1391 01:28:48,020 --> 01:28:49,770 Well suit yourself, but I won't stay here a minute longer. 1392 01:28:49,890 --> 01:28:50,890 - Why? - Because I don't want to. 1393 01:28:51,060 --> 01:28:52,060 Well, you said you would before! 1394 01:28:52,230 --> 01:28:53,390 And now you're touching me? 1395 01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:55,020 What did we come here for, then? 1396 01:28:55,140 --> 01:28:57,390 Because I was mistaken... I thought you were honest! 1397 01:28:57,560 --> 01:28:59,350 Tell me, when haven't I been honest with you? 1398 01:28:59,480 --> 01:29:00,440 You know it! You know it! 1399 01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:02,100 Well, you, you listen to that Adelaide. That's your problem. 1400 01:29:02,230 --> 01:29:03,440 I don't want to stay here, d'you hear me? 1401 01:29:03,560 --> 01:29:04,850 Answer me, though! Am I or am I not right when I'm saying 1402 01:29:04,980 --> 01:29:06,020 you listen too much to Adelaide? 1403 01:29:06,140 --> 01:29:07,980 That isn't true! I've always been honest with you. 1404 01:29:08,100 --> 01:29:09,310 The same here. You must believe me! 1405 01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:10,230 That's not true! I'm telling you! 1406 01:29:10,390 --> 01:29:11,690 Listen, I don't want to stay here! 1407 01:29:12,020 --> 01:29:12,850 Tell me, tell me why? 1408 01:29:12,980 --> 01:29:13,390 I won't. 1409 01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:14,230 You don't like it? 1410 01:29:14,390 --> 01:29:15,690 Yes, I do like it, but you're a liar. 1411 01:29:15,810 --> 01:29:17,440 Me? You lied to me first. 1412 01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:19,390 That's not true! I've always been honest with you! 1413 01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:20,140 Listen... 1414 01:29:20,270 --> 01:29:21,100 Right, I don't want to stay here! 1415 01:29:21,230 --> 01:29:22,100 Ah, won't you tell me why? 1416 01:29:22,230 --> 01:29:24,480 I don't know how else to tell you. You haven't been honest with me! 1417 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:26,690 Here we go! When you don't know what to say, you tell me I am lying! 1418 01:29:26,810 --> 01:29:29,060 Because you are! Listen, I don't want to stay here anymore! 1419 01:29:29,190 --> 01:29:30,810 But first you said yes! see it's you, not me. 1420 01:29:42,310 --> 01:29:44,980 Ah! We're on the horse's back... carry on. 1421 01:29:46,730 --> 01:29:51,690 It's slippery. I won't make it, you know. 1422 01:29:53,940 --> 01:29:56,020 Don't worry, trust me. 1423 01:29:58,440 --> 01:30:00,390 - We're going down here, it seems. - Quiet! 1424 01:30:05,390 --> 01:30:06,600 - What happened? - Keep quiet, 1425 01:30:07,810 --> 01:30:08,770 all of you quiet! 1426 01:30:19,560 --> 01:30:20,440 Here's the window. 1427 01:30:27,390 --> 01:30:28,440 Here we are boys. 1428 01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:38,890 - All ready to go? - Yes... yes... 1429 01:30:41,940 --> 01:30:42,730 Careful... 1430 01:30:56,230 --> 01:30:59,140 - The plun... the plun... - The plunger, I know. 1431 01:31:10,020 --> 01:31:12,890 Here, here... take it away, take it away. 1432 01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:15,730 - Slowly, you're cutting my hand. - Don't cut me, hear me? 1433 01:31:40,480 --> 01:31:41,390 Get down! 1434 01:31:41,520 --> 01:31:46,140 I'm exhausted. When I think that girl nearly dropped us the keys... 1435 01:31:50,980 --> 01:31:53,230 Hold it, hold it! 1436 01:32:00,350 --> 01:32:01,940 Here. Here's the dining room. 1437 01:32:05,100 --> 01:32:07,600 - No, I'm wrong. - This is the dining room. 1438 01:32:08,390 --> 01:32:09,310 Strange, 1439 01:32:12,140 --> 01:32:12,560 turn it on. 1440 01:32:12,730 --> 01:32:14,850 Don't turn it on, first shut the window. 1441 01:32:16,980 --> 01:32:19,390 This is the wall. Let's move the furniture. 1442 01:32:23,390 --> 01:32:24,350 Help me. 1443 01:32:35,060 --> 01:32:37,310 Hey tap it quietly, or you'll wake the whole building. 1444 01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:38,940 I have to try it one way or the other! 1445 01:32:42,100 --> 01:32:43,690 - I'd try this way! - Yes! 1446 01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:46,350 Let's do it scientifically. 1447 01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:52,520 - Go on! - Easy... 1448 01:32:56,560 --> 01:32:59,730 Oh, it's as soft as cheese. Oh, God! 1449 01:33:00,850 --> 01:33:05,390 What are you doing? spot on the water pipe! 1450 01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:14,060 The light, turn off the light! 1451 01:33:29,480 --> 01:33:30,390 Shush! 1452 01:33:34,230 --> 01:33:36,060 Hello? Hello? 1453 01:33:36,730 --> 01:33:38,020 Mrs. Ciarrocchi? 1454 01:33:38,890 --> 01:33:40,390 I'm Fernando the night porter... 1455 01:33:42,270 --> 01:33:43,890 No, nothing. Everything's fine here... 1456 01:33:46,060 --> 01:33:48,190 yes, yes, the girl's left. 1457 01:33:49,390 --> 01:33:50,690 No, she didn't take anything... 1458 01:33:50,810 --> 01:33:52,190 Yes, don't worry. 1459 01:33:53,230 --> 01:33:55,730 I've called you because you said to call you 1460 01:33:55,890 --> 01:33:59,730 as soon as they return the keys, no matter what time... 1461 01:34:00,390 --> 01:34:02,640 so I called. Was I wrong? 1462 01:34:02,770 --> 01:34:07,520 No! Yes, I have the keys, don't worry ma'am... 1463 01:34:08,190 --> 01:34:12,390 The cats? The cats are a little filthy. 1464 01:34:13,890 --> 01:34:16,310 Well, a little filthy, there. 1465 01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:20,270 Yes, it's dropped one right now and run away. 1466 01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:22,940 I'm telling you, in the dining room. 1467 01:34:23,310 --> 01:34:25,310 Yes... just wait a second... 1468 01:34:25,440 --> 01:34:27,640 I'll grab it and I'll let it out... Right? 1469 01:34:34,810 --> 01:34:36,560 Damn it! You filthy fiend! 1470 01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:41,060 Hello? Hello, ma'am? 1471 01:34:41,230 --> 01:34:42,690 Yes, yes, I got it... 1472 01:34:43,140 --> 01:34:45,560 The keys? No, they didn't bring them back right now, 1473 01:34:45,690 --> 01:34:48,560 they brought them back while I was waiting for my sister-in-law... 1474 01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:51,190 No, I didn't get them from Nicoletta. 1475 01:34:51,350 --> 01:34:54,520 I got them from a guy who said he was her fiance! 1476 01:34:55,230 --> 01:34:58,560 Well... He was a tall guy, this tall, what do I know!? 1477 01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:03,230 Don't worry ma'am, right. see you soon. Take care! 1478 01:35:08,140 --> 01:35:10,890 You wretch, miserable wretch! 1479 01:35:11,190 --> 01:35:13,190 What? If we'd come in with the keys, 1480 01:35:13,310 --> 01:35:14,310 it wouldn't have been burglary 1481 01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:15,770 and we'd have been off the hook for aggravating circumstance. 1482 01:35:16,390 --> 01:35:21,230 You're so stupid! You're such cretins! 1483 01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:23,060 Don't you know why I did it? 1484 01:35:26,690 --> 01:35:28,850 - It's my alibi. - Alibi? 1485 01:35:28,980 --> 01:35:33,730 Sure! That guy, the night porter, saw me and I gave him the keys. 1486 01:35:34,230 --> 01:35:36,440 And I'm fine, right? 1487 01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:38,140 It couldn't have been me... And you're my friends! 1488 01:35:38,730 --> 01:35:40,850 Actually... I thought it was serious thinking... 1489 01:35:41,140 --> 01:35:43,770 Ah, you had your serious thinking, but you're telling us just now? 1490 01:35:44,020 --> 01:35:45,770 And we are so stupid as to believe you! 1491 01:35:45,890 --> 01:35:47,520 We're in the hands of a madman, we're... 1492 01:35:47,640 --> 01:35:49,140 - Captain Hook! - Quiet! 1493 01:35:49,390 --> 01:35:52,440 I see! You've fallen for the maid! 1494 01:35:52,640 --> 01:35:55,690 Me? Me? Don't listen to him, eh! 1495 01:35:56,190 --> 01:35:58,690 Tomorrow, as soon as we get the money, 1496 01:35:58,850 --> 01:36:00,730 we'll split and I'll never see her again! 1497 01:36:01,310 --> 01:36:03,690 Imagine, me... 1498 01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:07,390 Well, and even if it were? 1499 01:36:07,560 --> 01:36:09,390 There was no need for her to get involved. 1500 01:36:09,690 --> 01:36:13,230 What did I tell you? He risks our skin, for a... 1501 01:36:13,390 --> 01:36:15,560 Quiet, I have an iron fist you know! 1502 01:36:15,730 --> 01:36:18,350 - An iron brain too! - Hold it! Be serious! 1503 01:36:18,520 --> 01:36:20,600 What's this? You wanna compromise everything 1504 01:36:20,850 --> 01:36:22,770 for a stupid issue? Look! Follow your elders! 1505 01:36:23,390 --> 01:36:24,890 Help me. 1506 01:36:25,270 --> 01:36:27,350 C'mon you two! 1507 01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:29,100 The door's heavy you know! 1508 01:36:30,060 --> 01:36:31,390 C'mon, let's rest it there! 1509 01:36:33,850 --> 01:36:34,520 Did you pile up the books? 1510 01:36:34,640 --> 01:36:35,980 Here, this is the last one. 1511 01:36:36,390 --> 01:36:40,600 Fine. Don't let go. The pan, who's got the pan? 1512 01:36:40,770 --> 01:36:43,850 I do. It's not like we're breaking the safe too, right? 1513 01:36:44,060 --> 01:36:46,140 I wish! Move more to your left, on the corner. 1514 01:36:47,190 --> 01:36:50,060 Ah, sweet safe! I wonder what you're holding! 1515 01:36:50,230 --> 01:36:51,690 - Who can say? - Quiet... 1516 01:36:53,730 --> 01:36:54,560 here we are! 1517 01:36:58,730 --> 01:36:59,480 I'm going. 1518 01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:02,440 There it goes... Hear the click? 1519 01:37:04,350 --> 01:37:06,100 - Is the wall holding? - Yes, yes, yes... 1520 01:37:06,310 --> 01:37:07,730 Good, good, it's giving way, there... 1521 01:37:09,730 --> 01:37:12,690 I'm not one of those guys that gets some dough, squanders it 1522 01:37:12,850 --> 01:37:17,020 and ends up losing his shirt. 1523 01:37:19,520 --> 01:37:21,020 I'll get a little house with four rooms 1524 01:37:22,140 --> 01:37:25,640 and a bank account for the kid, so he can remember 1525 01:37:25,770 --> 01:37:27,690 all the sacrifices his father's made for him... 1526 01:37:30,350 --> 01:37:33,730 And you know what I'll do? I'll get a beautiful mistress, see! 1527 01:37:34,480 --> 01:37:38,730 I'll give her a monthly allowance of 25,000 lira, perhaps 30. 1528 01:37:40,190 --> 01:37:42,100 But she pays for her food... 1529 01:37:49,270 --> 01:37:51,230 Here we go, it's giving in! 1530 01:37:54,270 --> 01:37:58,980 C'mon Capannelle! Instead of talking mistresses, 1531 01:37:59,100 --> 01:38:02,640 go get me a glass of water, I'm thirsty. 1532 01:38:04,890 --> 01:38:07,350 C'mon, Pe'! C'mon. 1533 01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:29,810 What are you doing there? 1534 01:38:30,350 --> 01:38:31,810 What are you doing there? 1535 01:38:32,390 --> 01:38:33,520 Mother! 1536 01:38:35,390 --> 01:38:36,810 What has happened? 1537 01:38:43,310 --> 01:38:44,350 Move! 1538 01:38:46,730 --> 01:38:48,230 That's the wrong wall. 1539 01:38:53,520 --> 01:38:54,690 Damn it! 1540 01:38:56,310 --> 01:38:58,060 We really blew it! 1541 01:38:58,810 --> 01:39:01,520 Nicoletta told me they'd moved the furniture. 1542 01:39:01,810 --> 01:39:03,730 This was the dining room. 1543 01:39:05,890 --> 01:39:07,890 This is what happened to the Rosetta's cook. 1544 01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:11,310 What cook? 1545 01:39:11,730 --> 01:39:13,390 We know which one is the real wall, right? 1546 01:39:14,100 --> 01:39:16,100 We'll break it and we'll end up right there. 1547 01:39:16,230 --> 01:39:17,440 - Right in jail. - Why? 1548 01:39:17,730 --> 01:39:18,980 What are you thinking about? 1549 01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:21,060 We need an hour and a quarter to make another hole, 1550 01:39:21,230 --> 01:39:22,940 when we're on the other side at least two hours 1551 01:39:23,060 --> 01:39:26,770 with the circular saw, look at the time... look at the time! 1552 01:39:28,350 --> 01:39:32,640 Well forget about it. see all this labor, 1553 01:39:32,770 --> 01:39:35,060 all this danger for nothing, fine. Understood? 1554 01:39:38,690 --> 01:39:39,560 Just see! 1555 01:39:41,390 --> 01:39:42,520 Good work, eh? 1556 01:39:42,810 --> 01:39:46,600 Good work yes, you see, a skilled job, right? 1557 01:39:46,890 --> 01:39:51,230 Scientific, that's what I'm saying, are we capitulating now? 1558 01:39:51,730 --> 01:39:55,560 Understood? And if we sped up? The doors are already off, 1559 01:39:56,190 --> 01:39:59,100 I say we can make it, right? 1560 01:40:00,020 --> 01:40:00,890 What do you want? 1561 01:40:01,850 --> 01:40:02,350 This is good. 1562 01:40:02,520 --> 01:40:03,890 Leave me alone, understood? 1563 01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:06,600 Impossible. We'll never make it, 1564 01:40:07,980 --> 01:40:10,440 stealing is a serious profession you need serious people, 1565 01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:13,270 not people like you. All you can do at your best is work. 1566 01:40:13,890 --> 01:40:15,850 Working... I know, 1567 01:40:17,520 --> 01:40:18,690 but working is tiring. 1568 01:40:20,020 --> 01:40:20,520 This is really good. 1569 01:40:20,690 --> 01:40:22,190 I don't want it, what is it? 1570 01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:23,850 Pasta and beans. 1571 01:40:24,100 --> 01:40:25,640 Well, I say, I got you all the way here. 1572 01:40:25,890 --> 01:40:27,600 If we had some mishap, am I to blame? 1573 01:40:28,390 --> 01:40:30,940 Everything was clear, all written down. 1574 01:40:31,310 --> 01:40:32,520 - Listen to me. - This is so good... 1575 01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:34,440 stop thinking, that's the best thing you can do for yourself. 1576 01:40:34,890 --> 01:40:38,350 You're strong, hand and shovel, that's your style. 1577 01:40:39,890 --> 01:40:42,020 How do you open it? Damn it... 1578 01:40:42,140 --> 01:40:45,850 see, see one of the burglars! Pull it this way... 1579 01:40:49,730 --> 01:40:51,440 There's ice too, look! 1580 01:40:52,230 --> 01:40:56,440 So, you say forget about it, we'll lose all the expense money too. 1581 01:40:57,480 --> 01:40:58,980 There are four meat wraps. 1582 01:40:59,100 --> 01:41:00,310 Who are you blaming? 1583 01:41:03,020 --> 01:41:04,770 You know this is not bad! Good... 1584 01:41:05,020 --> 01:41:06,690 sure, Nicoletta made it! 1585 01:41:07,440 --> 01:41:11,230 If we wanted to be really picky, it could do with an extra drop of oil. 1586 01:41:15,350 --> 01:41:16,890 Honestly. Here, taste it. 1587 01:41:17,060 --> 01:41:19,520 No... I don't think so. 1588 01:41:19,690 --> 01:41:21,060 I'll warm it up a little... 1589 01:41:21,270 --> 01:41:22,100 I like it this way. 1590 01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:28,190 Taste here, throw it down. 1591 01:41:28,310 --> 01:41:31,890 At home we say: saucy woman makes a good mistress, 1592 01:41:32,390 --> 01:41:34,730 bland woman a good wife. 1593 01:41:35,890 --> 01:41:36,770 Understand? 1594 01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:47,810 This is really good. I was really hungry. 1595 01:41:50,640 --> 01:41:55,190 Boys. I'm afraid we've broken the gas pipe. It doesn't light. 1596 01:41:56,640 --> 01:41:59,770 Oh, God help us! saint Rosalie! 1597 01:42:17,230 --> 01:42:18,850 Hey, this is my tram. 1598 01:42:19,560 --> 01:42:21,690 See you, I'm going to prison to pick up the kid. 1599 01:42:22,730 --> 01:42:23,520 See you... 1600 01:42:25,890 --> 01:42:27,520 Listen here, when will I see you? 1601 01:42:28,730 --> 01:42:29,390 Why? 1602 01:42:29,850 --> 01:42:31,060 Well! 1603 01:42:31,390 --> 01:42:33,730 The less we see each other, the better. Bye. 1604 01:42:35,890 --> 01:42:37,890 Actually, I've never known you! 1605 01:42:47,020 --> 01:42:47,980 I'm a veteran. 1606 01:43:01,890 --> 01:43:02,730 Let's go, c'mon! 1607 01:43:14,480 --> 01:43:15,690 You... what are you doing now? 1608 01:43:15,810 --> 01:43:17,350 I'll wait for the 31. 1609 01:43:17,770 --> 01:43:18,640 Ciao! 1610 01:43:32,890 --> 01:43:34,100 So, where are you going now? 1611 01:43:35,730 --> 01:43:36,560 Well... 1612 01:43:37,690 --> 01:43:40,560 Well, well, well, I understand! 1613 01:43:40,850 --> 01:43:43,060 That maid, she's cute you know. 1614 01:43:43,310 --> 01:43:49,480 Quit, quit calling her maid, she's not going back to that, she's too frail. 1615 01:43:50,560 --> 01:43:52,390 Here they come! Act cool. 1616 01:44:02,390 --> 01:44:04,850 Damn Capannelle. stop that alarm. 1617 01:44:05,020 --> 01:44:08,810 Oh, mother, it's the alarm! I can't shut it, it's not easy you know! 1618 01:44:11,690 --> 01:44:12,600 Let's turn around. 1619 01:44:25,350 --> 01:44:28,230 We've been out here two hours, won't you open up? We're fed up! 1620 01:44:32,890 --> 01:44:34,310 Get back in line with the others, c'mon. 1621 01:44:34,440 --> 01:44:39,350 Ah see! What are they distributing, winter provisions? 1622 01:44:39,690 --> 01:44:42,100 C'mon, you know very well they're calling out for work. 1623 01:44:42,850 --> 01:44:44,850 Work... let's split Capannelle... Go... 1624 01:44:45,560 --> 01:44:47,890 Let me go... I'm not in here, 1625 01:44:48,520 --> 01:44:49,980 I'm just passing by! Let's go... 1626 01:44:55,060 --> 01:44:57,600 Let go of me, let me go. I'll leave on my own. Let go. 1627 01:45:01,730 --> 01:45:03,060 I say, 1628 01:45:06,390 --> 01:45:09,270 look where I've ended up; with the workers. 1629 01:45:13,980 --> 01:45:16,940 Peppe, where are you going? Where? 1630 01:45:17,060 --> 01:45:18,350 I have to... 1631 01:45:21,850 --> 01:45:25,310 Peppe, they'll make you work, you know... 1632 01:45:36,520 --> 01:45:37,850 Persons unknown... 1633 01:45:37,980 --> 01:45:39,520 bore a hole to steal pasta and beans. 1634 01:45:39,690 --> 01:45:41,060 The police are still investigating a strange burglary from last night. 1635 01:45:41,190 --> 01:45:43,480 A group of thieves broke into an apartment in Via delle Madonne, 1636 01:45:43,600 --> 01:45:47,980 through a window overlooking the... 116601