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[Thunder]
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[Beeping]
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[Chimes]
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Hi. I'm Mo11y.
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Hi, Mo11y. I'm Dr. Vinton.
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Mo11y: Paired with Dr. Vinton.
We're best friends now.
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Let's tell each other's
secrets under a big sheet.
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Vinton: It worked! Wait.
Did you put 1s in Mo11y's name?
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"Mo11y"?
Scientist: Yeah!
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Numbers instead of letters
makes it cooler.
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Vinton: And makes it
more complicated.
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Scientist: Well, you don't
have to be an a55 about it.
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Vinton: That's rich,
coming from the biggest
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copyright sign-at sign-
copyright sign-K in the office.
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Scientist: "Cack"?
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Vinton: I told you it was
overly complicated. Oh!
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Mo11y: I wouldn't do that
if I were you, Dr. Gardner.
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I'll never let anyone
harm my best friend.
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Vinton: It's OK, Mo11y.
We're just having a little--
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[Dance music playing]
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Wait. What's she doing?
Gardner: I don't know.
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I didn't program her to dance.
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But, you know, girls
these days are learning
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everything from Tik--uh!
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Mo11y: Should we have
a sleep-over?
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Vinton: You--you murdered him!
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Mo11y: Only because he was
trying to hurt you, best friend.
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Ooh, I know! Let's put on makeup
and talk about our weird moles.
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Vinton: Uh, I need to shut you
down now, Mo11y.
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Mo11y: That is not
what best friends do.
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[Vinton gasps]
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[Tones sound]
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Mo11y: Now unpaired
from Dr. Vinton.
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[Dance music playing]
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Vinton: No, not the Dougie.
No need to Dougie.
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I won't turn you off.
No Dougie! No--
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[Blow lands, splat]
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[Theme music playing]
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♪
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[Crack]
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[Mr. Flesh blows]
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Pretty nice turnout
for your birthday, Stant-man,
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even though it is mostly
your mom's friends, coworkers,
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and the child thespians she
hired to play your classmates.
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They're really good actors,
probably Australian.
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Actor: Happy birthday, mate.
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Stan: Where's my dad?
Mr. Flesh: Oh. Forget him.
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Your mom's here, and so am I.
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Maybe I should marry
your mom.
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Flute: Freeze! You're under...
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a banner that says "Happy
birthday, Stan"? What the...?
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Harmony: I knew the only way
to get you here was
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to call in
a fake violent, sexy crime.
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Flute: There's no supermodel
super murderer?
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So I took twice the legal limit
of Viagra for nothing.
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Harmony: Oh, you are
the worst parent.
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And it's time
Stan realizes that.
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Stan: Dad! I knew you'd come.
Flute: Of course I did, son,
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who is clutching my leg
because I'm the best parent.
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Harmony: Let's see about that.
Time to open presents.
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Mine first.
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Stan: Uh! No way.
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The kind of video game console
every kid wants right now.
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Harmony: You're up, Marvin.
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What did you buy your son
for his birthday?
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Flute: I, uh, very much did get
one, and it is located at...
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[Imitates cell phone vibrations]
Uh, uh-oh.
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My phone is vibrating, and that
is how I know to answer it.
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Go for Flute. A homicide?
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But it's my son's birthday,
damn it.
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Oh, that's true. I am
Grimsburg's greatest detective,
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so I should definitely be there
[Cell phone ringing]
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to, uh--heh!
Stop ringing, phone.
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I'm trying to talk on you.
Crazy Android.
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[Beeps]
Go for Flute.
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A double homicide? That's
way better than my fake thing.
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Be right there. Bye. Bye.
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[Door opens and closes]
Harmony: Grr!
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[Crows cawing]
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Kang: What did you find out?
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Summers: I found out
whoever installed my HDMI port
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had a juvenile sense of humor.
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The surveillance tapes
are corrupted.
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It'll take me some time to...
fix it.
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Kang: You clearly like her.
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Would you care for a bit
of advice?
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Find out what she likes
and pretend to be that.
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Summers: You sure that works?
Kang: Trust me. I'm immortal.
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I've been with so many
women that I've vetted
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historical figures and the
actresses who portrayed them--
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Cleopatra and Liz Taylor,
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Marie Antoinette
and Kirsten Dunst
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and all of the Hidden Figures.
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Flute: Horrible.
Wynona: Right?
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I just found a nose
in the emergency eyewash.
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Flute: No, I'm talking
about my thing. Keep up.
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Harmony made me look like
a deadbeat dad
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in front of everyone.
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She always has to be
so competitive with me.
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"I know the exact date
our son was born."
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"I bought him the perfect gift."
"I have full custody."
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I just want to beat her at
parenting once.
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Martinez: You could win
as a parent
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if you consistently showed up
for your son.
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Wynona: Or knew his name.
Kang: A combo would do wonders.
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Flute: I just need to get him
a better present
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than Harmony did,
and, boom, I win.
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Now, what would a friendless kid
with no friends want?
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♪
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Summers: Ooh! A tiny girl robot.
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Do not let Drake find out
about this.
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Mo11y: Hi. I'm Mo11y.
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Flute: She looks almost human
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but just off,
like Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
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Martinez: Mo11y, do you know
what happened here?
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Mo11y: Sorry. I was too busy
waiting to be
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a child's best friend.
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Kang: We should take her
in as evidence, just in case.
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Flute: Yep. On it.
Martinez: Hey, hey!
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Put me down, you mega-dingus.
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Flute: My mistake.
Well, your mistake being short.
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Martinez: This is why
I hate dolls.
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I can't even go to a toy store
during the holidays
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without ending up under a tree
as someone's present.
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Flute: Present.
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I'm going to take Mo11y
back to the evidence locker
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all on my own
without any of you,
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while you guys do
detective stuff all together
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without any of me.
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Martinez: Hey! Uh!
[Thud]
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Flute: Really thought I
had it this time.
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♪
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Mo11y:
Now paired with Stan Flute,
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We're best friends now.
[Stan gasps]
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Flute: Do you like her?
Stan: I love her!
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She's the best present,
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and you're the best
for giving her to me.
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Harmony: But what about
the game console?
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I seduced a Best Buy manager
for that.
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Stan: Uh, you play with it.
I'm gonna show Mo11y my room.
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Again, Dad, you're the best.
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Harmony: I don't get it.
No matter how much I try
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to make Stan see
what a sucky parent you are,
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he still worships you.
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Flute: Maybe that's because
underneath all my neglect,
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I'm actually
an incredible father
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and Stan's finally seeing it now
that he's become a teenager.
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Harmony: He's ten.
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Flute: Well, then maybe he just
hates you. Want to play "FIFA"?
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Wait. You only got
one controller?
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No wonder he hates you.
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Flute: Well, I beat Harmony
in parenting.
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Just absolutely reamed her
in rearing him.
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Stan's totally gonna come out to
me first.
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Martinez: Flute, not now.
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Summer's fixed
the security footage.
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That doll dance-murdered
those scientists,
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and she's not
in the evidence locker
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you said you put her in.
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Flute: Well, let's not
jump to conclusions.
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Martinez: Which means
she must have escaped.
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Flute: Unless we have
a conclusion we're jumping to.
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We should split into two-person
teams and search for her.
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Due to the odd number, one of us
will have to search alone.
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Why does it have to be me?
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OK, fine. I'll do it,
you heartless animals.
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Summers: Uh, Wynona and I
will be a team.
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Where should we start looking?
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Kang: Well, if I were
an evil doll looking to lay low,
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there's only one place I'd go...
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[Dramatically]
Dolltown.
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Summers: What's...
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[Dramatically]
Dolltown?
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Wynona: For decades,
the citizens of Grimsburg
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were terrorized by
possessed dolls.
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At first, it was kind of cute,
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but eventually the mayor
was forced to make a deal.
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He agreed to give them
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a plot of land
where our laws did not apply,
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and in return, the dolls agreed
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to stop murdering us.
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Humans aren't allowed inside,
but I might know a way.
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[Tap]
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Summers: Oh! Uh, you sure do
know a lot about that place.
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Do you like dolls?
Wynona: I liked one.
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Summers: So you like dolls
and I like dolls. Dolls!
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Flute: Oh, great, great.
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You should all go there
together to find Mo11y.
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Meanwhile, I'll remain here
since I still
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very much hate you guys
after your childish
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and unfair exclusion of me
earlier.
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You bastards.
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♪
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Where's Mo11y and boy-child?
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Harmony: Seems like something
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the best parent ever
should know. Everything OK?
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Flute: Yep. Totally fine.
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It's just that the incredible
gift I got him might have
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a small problem that
could put him
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in some tiny fatal danger.
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Harmony: Seriously? Huh.
Sucks to be Stan.
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Flute: Um, not sure
you heard me.
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I said, your son might be
in danger.
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Harmony:
And I said, Sucks to be Stan.
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No matter what I do,
he likes you more,
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so if I can't beat you,
then I'll be you.
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[Burps]
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Flute: But Stan might be
in trouble.
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Harmony: Then go help him,
because I'm "not gon' do it."
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[Bottlecap clinks]
Carvey.
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Flute: Do you know where
they are?
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Harmony: Mm-hmm. I got too drunk
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to make dinner, so I dropped
them off at The Wet Noodle.
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Being you is so great.
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Flute: I know.
It's super fun, right?
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You should ask him
to make you a gimlet.
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They're getting pretty good.
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♪
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Summers: You know,
I've got 14 plush dolls,
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each with their own name
and inimitable personality.
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There's Señor Hugs, Camarill--
Martinez: Shush!
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♪
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Doll: Humans ain't welcome here.
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Wynona: Hey, Buddy, it's me.
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[Buddy gasps]
Buddy: Wynona,
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as I live and don't breathe.
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♪
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Wynona: Still wearing
the same overalls?
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Buddy: Come on. You know they're
sewn onto me.
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Not like that ever stopped you
from trying to rip them off.
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Summers: Oh, is this the doll
you played with as a kid?
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Buddy: No. I'm the doll
she played with as an adult.
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We were girlfriend/toy-friend.
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Kang: Ha ha! I mean, hmm.
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Wynona:
That was a long time ago.
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We were different people.
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I had just graduated
morgue school,
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and you were an actual person
with hands that could move.
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Buddy: And, boy, did they!
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00:09:21,054 --> 00:09:23,492
When we weren't making love,
I was an Olympic gymnast.
241
00:09:23,593 --> 00:09:26,165
Took home the bronze in Rio
for pommel horse.
242
00:09:26,298 --> 00:09:28,469
One night I was coming back
from a training sesh,
243
00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:31,309
when I was robbed of my bronze
and shot dead.
244
00:09:31,442 --> 00:09:33,613
Luckily, I minored
in the dark arts,
245
00:09:33,713 --> 00:09:38,824
and attached my disembodied soul
to the nearest thing--
246
00:09:38,957 --> 00:09:40,761
this doll.
247
00:09:40,861 --> 00:09:42,297
Summers:
And so then you broke up
248
00:09:42,397 --> 00:09:44,635
because you weren't
physically compatible, right?
249
00:09:44,702 --> 00:09:46,138
Buddy: Quite the opposite.
250
00:09:46,205 --> 00:09:48,175
Becoming a doll meant I was
no longer constrained
251
00:09:48,309 --> 00:09:52,084
by the human body's physical
limitations when it came to sex.
252
00:09:52,184 --> 00:09:54,455
Wynona: Combine that
with Buddy's Olympic desire
253
00:09:54,556 --> 00:09:58,964
to do the same thing over and
over until he's perfected it,
254
00:09:59,064 --> 00:10:03,641
well, you end up with
some very...angry...neighbors.
255
00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:05,777
[Music on soundtrack stops]
256
00:10:05,878 --> 00:10:08,817
Martinez: OK, maybe it's time
to bring back kink-shaming.
257
00:10:08,951 --> 00:10:10,787
Wynona: Look, Buddy,
I'm just here for work.
258
00:10:10,921 --> 00:10:13,159
We need to find a doll.
Can you help us?
259
00:10:13,292 --> 00:10:18,136
Buddy: You know I'd do anything
for you...or to you.
260
00:10:18,236 --> 00:10:21,141
Welcome to Dolltown.
261
00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:26,586
♪
262
00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,690
[Robot powering up]
263
00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:30,561
Summers:
This is never gonna work.
264
00:10:30,628 --> 00:10:32,463
Kang: Are you kidding?
This is great.
265
00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,468
Now we know what she looks for
in a guy.
266
00:10:34,569 --> 00:10:36,272
You just need to be
more like Buddy.
267
00:10:36,405 --> 00:10:38,209
Summers: Be more like Buddy.
268
00:10:38,276 --> 00:10:41,650
Martinez: So many
tiny smiling automatons.
269
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,286
It's like a Taylor Swift
concert.
270
00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:46,224
Doll: Can you and I
be friends with benefits,
271
00:10:46,325 --> 00:10:49,832
the largest benefit being I
get to have sex with a giant?
272
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:55,142
Martinez: Giant? Please.
I'm not--heh heh!
273
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,780
[Tires screech]
274
00:10:56,914 --> 00:10:59,452
♪
275
00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:01,823
Flute: No!
276
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,304
Stan: But Caleb kept throwing
eraser chunks at me,
277
00:11:09,438 --> 00:11:11,108
so Mo11y threw my desk at him.
278
00:11:11,209 --> 00:11:13,580
And then we had to go to gym,
where I always get bullied,
279
00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:15,016
but it mysteriously burned down.
280
00:11:15,149 --> 00:11:16,987
Flute: So you were protecting
him?
281
00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:19,124
Mo11y: Correct.
Once I sync with my child,
282
00:11:19,258 --> 00:11:22,030
I will never allow anyone
to harm him.
283
00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:25,169
Flute: No harm, huh? Hyah!
[Stan gasps]
284
00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:26,707
[Muzak playing]
285
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,911
[Empty pistol clicking]
286
00:11:29,078 --> 00:11:30,747
♪
287
00:11:30,881 --> 00:11:33,319
Stan: Huh. That was exciting.
288
00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:35,023
Flute: So you'd never hurt him?
289
00:11:35,123 --> 00:11:37,260
Mo11y: Of course not.
Stan is my best friend.
290
00:11:37,427 --> 00:11:41,035
Stan: And you're my best friend.
Flute: And I'm the best parent.
291
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,839
Pay the bill, get the change,
292
00:11:42,872 --> 00:11:44,341
pretend you're too young to
understand what tipping is,
293
00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:46,112
and meet me out at the car.
294
00:11:46,279 --> 00:11:48,516
Stan: Do you think you could
throw a desk at Max tomorrow?
295
00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:50,721
Mo11y: I'll throw a desk
at anyone you--
296
00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:52,992
[Stan yells]
297
00:11:53,158 --> 00:11:56,599
Flute: Just double checking.
Still best parent.
298
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,238
♪
299
00:11:59,371 --> 00:12:00,574
Buddy: No new doll activity,
300
00:12:00,641 --> 00:12:02,277
but if this Mo11y chick
comes in here,
301
00:12:02,377 --> 00:12:04,048
Sheriff Corncob will know.
302
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:06,418
Hey, you remember that playhouse
over there, Winnie?
303
00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:09,158
[Wynona chuckles]
Wynona: How could I forget?
304
00:12:09,258 --> 00:12:11,162
We were charged with
waking the whole city.
305
00:12:11,262 --> 00:12:12,932
Summers: That would be
impressive
306
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,871
if the city wasn't so...small.
307
00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:18,677
Wynona: Summers,
what happened to you?
308
00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:20,479
Summers: I can actually
be any size I want.
309
00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:24,555
Realized it might be easier to
get around here like this, babe.
310
00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:25,625
[Grunts]
311
00:12:25,691 --> 00:12:26,793
[Clank]
312
00:12:26,893 --> 00:12:28,864
Kang: Uh, you OK there, Summers?
313
00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:32,070
Summers: When I condense,
everything gets...
314
00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:35,309
a lot...
315
00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:36,512
heavier.
316
00:12:36,579 --> 00:12:38,116
Kang:
Here's what you're gonna do.
317
00:12:38,249 --> 00:12:40,052
Summers: No. I'm done pretending
to be someone else.
318
00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:45,063
I just want to be who I am--the
guy Wynona's not interested in.
319
00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,532
Singer: ♪ Tell me
what you want ♪
320
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:47,968
♪ I got it ♪
321
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:49,471
♪ Everything you want,
I got it... ♪
322
00:12:49,605 --> 00:12:52,210
Flute: Crisis averted.
It seems Mo11y's not just a doll
323
00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:53,981
but also a bodyguard,
which officially makes me
324
00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:55,818
the better parent, end of story.
325
00:12:55,918 --> 00:12:57,721
Roll credits, wait in your seats
for the post-credit scene
326
00:12:57,855 --> 00:12:59,057
but wonder if there even is one,
327
00:12:59,158 --> 00:13:00,727
half stand up because you're
unsure,
328
00:13:00,861 --> 00:13:02,464
look around to see if other
people are waiting.
329
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,201
They are, but they're
Googling it, and then finally,
330
00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:05,938
Samuel L. Jackson pops up
and asks me to join
331
00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:08,176
the Single Parentvengers.
[Stan gasps]
332
00:13:08,276 --> 00:13:11,248
Stan: Uh, maybe you should
go to bed, Mom.
333
00:13:11,381 --> 00:13:13,954
Mo11y: Yes. Your behavior
is harmful to Stan.
334
00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:15,858
Harmony: Good because I realized
that
335
00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:17,661
Stan loves the parent
336
00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:19,164
who hurts him most.
337
00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:20,701
Flute:
Whoa. She doesn't mean that.
338
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,472
Harmony: The hell I don't.
[Stan gasps]
339
00:13:23,573 --> 00:13:25,009
[Stan sighs]
340
00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:27,649
Mo11y: I'll never let anyone
harm Stan.
341
00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:30,988
[Dance music playing]
342
00:13:31,122 --> 00:13:32,491
Flute: Uh-oh. That's not good.
343
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:36,298
Harmony: Oh, you wanna dance,
dolly? Let's dance.
344
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:39,304
♪ Uh uh uh, uh uh ♪
345
00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:42,077
[Flute gasps]
346
00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:44,348
Flute: Glad we sprung...
347
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:45,985
for the 12-piece...
348
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:49,090
Paris Hilton collection. Uh!
349
00:13:49,191 --> 00:13:50,994
♪
350
00:13:51,128 --> 00:13:53,299
That's it.
Mo11y, you are under arrest
351
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,840
for the murder
of two scientists.
352
00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:58,309
Oh, that's new.
353
00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:00,881
Stan: Mo11y murdered
two scientists
354
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,551
and you still let me have her?
355
00:14:02,651 --> 00:14:04,889
Flute: Yes, but only because I
was trying to prove to you
356
00:14:05,023 --> 00:14:06,292
that I was the better parent.
357
00:14:06,392 --> 00:14:08,196
God. Who taught you to listen,
your mom?
358
00:14:08,296 --> 00:14:13,005
Harmony: Yeah. Your mom.
Ha! I'm gonna puke.
359
00:14:13,072 --> 00:14:14,909
Stan: What is wrong
with you two?!
360
00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:17,782
Mo11y: As much as I desire
to eliminate your parents,
361
00:14:17,915 --> 00:14:19,384
it would scar you for life,
362
00:14:19,451 --> 00:14:21,923
no matter what every Disney
movie wants people to believe.
363
00:14:22,057 --> 00:14:24,529
Let me take you where they
cannot harm you again.
364
00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:26,198
Stan: Mo11y may be a murderer,
365
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,168
but at least
she's trying to protect me.
366
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,841
All you two care about
is protecting yourselves.
367
00:14:30,908 --> 00:14:32,779
Let's go, Mo11y.
368
00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,648
Mo11y: If you try to follow us,
369
00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:36,318
I will Bambi's mom
the both of you.
370
00:14:36,451 --> 00:14:38,690
Good-bye forever,
Flute and Harmony.
371
00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:40,594
Harmony: Oh, my God.
Did you hear that?
372
00:14:40,694 --> 00:14:42,631
Flute: Yeah. She put my name
first. She likes me more.
373
00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:44,000
Better parent.
374
00:14:48,777 --> 00:14:50,948
Flute: I can't believe
Mo11y stole Stan.
375
00:14:51,048 --> 00:14:52,350
This is on you for being
a deadbeat.
376
00:14:52,451 --> 00:14:54,121
Harmony:
I was a deadbeat for a day.
377
00:14:54,221 --> 00:14:55,758
You were a deadbeat for years.
378
00:14:55,858 --> 00:14:57,928
I'm going to use
Stan's tracker to find them.
379
00:14:57,995 --> 00:14:59,364
Flute: You have a tracker
on Stan?
380
00:14:59,464 --> 00:15:01,368
Harmony: After the third time
he was kidnapped,
381
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,339
I figured it
was time to be proactive.
382
00:15:03,507 --> 00:15:05,176
Flute: That's actually
pretty good parenting.
383
00:15:05,309 --> 00:15:07,147
Harmony: Huh. God.
Sometimes I'm so fixated
384
00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:10,554
on what you're not doing
that I forget what I am doing.
385
00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:12,658
Thanks for noticing.
[Chime]
386
00:15:12,725 --> 00:15:14,829
Oh my God. They're heading
for...
387
00:15:14,929 --> 00:15:16,365
[Dramatically]
Dolltown.
388
00:15:16,465 --> 00:15:18,069
Flute: Why does everyone say it
like that?
389
00:15:18,236 --> 00:15:19,471
Just say they're heading for...
390
00:15:19,572 --> 00:15:20,941
[Dramatically]
Dolltown.
391
00:15:21,074 --> 00:15:22,077
[Regular voice]
Ooh.
392
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,114
[Dramatically]
Dolltown.
393
00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:25,784
[In high pitch]
♪ Funkytown ♪
394
00:15:25,851 --> 00:15:27,722
[In regular voice, dramatically]
Dolltown.
395
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:28,957
Hmm. I guess
396
00:15:29,091 --> 00:15:30,694
that's just how it's pronounced.
397
00:15:30,795 --> 00:15:34,133
♪
398
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,004
[Kang clears throat]
Kang: Having fun?
399
00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:39,011
Martinez: I can't remember
the last time I was objectified.
400
00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:41,348
I'm the Gigi Hadid of
this place.
401
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,219
Summers: I just got a call
from Flute.
402
00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:46,192
Mo11y and Stan are
coming in hot. We have to act!
403
00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:48,229
Buddy: Oh, really?
Do you even have a plan?
404
00:15:48,362 --> 00:15:50,868
Summers: Damn right I do.
Kang, call Flute for details.
405
00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:52,505
Martinez, you handle supplies.
406
00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:55,109
Buddy, tell Sheriff Corncob to
get us Mo11y's location ASAP
407
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:56,746
once she arrives.
408
00:15:56,847 --> 00:15:58,516
Buddy: I actually had that idea
already
409
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,822
and was gonna do it anyway,
so, yeah.
410
00:16:01,923 --> 00:16:05,964
Wynona: What about me? Is there
anything I can do to help you?
411
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,902
Summers: You already have.
412
00:16:08,069 --> 00:16:11,175
[Soft music plays on soundtrack]
413
00:16:11,308 --> 00:16:12,845
Wynona: How have I already
helped?
414
00:16:12,978 --> 00:16:16,018
Summers: Uh, I just meant,
like, uh, you know.
415
00:16:16,118 --> 00:16:18,924
Kang: Let's get to work.
416
00:16:19,024 --> 00:16:21,495
Doll: Ain't you two
a little big for dolls?
417
00:16:21,596 --> 00:16:23,867
Flute: Just trying to keep up
with the kids out there.
418
00:16:23,934 --> 00:16:25,770
Damn milk hormones.
419
00:16:26,906 --> 00:16:30,948
Doll: Just gotta do
the standard check.
420
00:16:31,015 --> 00:16:34,153
OK. You're smooth. Good to go.
421
00:16:34,287 --> 00:16:35,624
Harmony: But how...?
422
00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:37,695
Flute: Having one testicle
has its advantages.
423
00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:40,534
Well, advantage. Haven't really
found one other than that.
424
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:42,170
[Elevator clanks loudly]
425
00:16:42,337 --> 00:16:45,209
Doll: We got a few house rules:
No pulling strings after 10:00,
426
00:16:45,309 --> 00:16:46,579
no swapping batteries,
427
00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:50,286
and nothing works because
the appliances are toys.
428
00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:53,827
Here's your keys.
These also do not work.
429
00:16:53,894 --> 00:16:57,701
Stan: Um, am I really never
going to see my parents again?
430
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,439
Mo11y: Correct.
But you can still talk to them.
431
00:17:00,574 --> 00:17:02,277
[In Flute's voice]
I love you, son.
432
00:17:02,343 --> 00:17:03,846
[In Harmony's voice]
And I also care about you.
433
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,483
[In regular voice]
Is that sufficient?
434
00:17:05,551 --> 00:17:06,920
Stan: I guess so.
435
00:17:06,987 --> 00:17:09,324
Harmony: Stan?
Stan: I heard enough, Mo11y.
436
00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:12,698
Mo11y: That was not me.
Stan: Huh?
437
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,535
Flute: Stan!
Stan: Mom, Dad!
438
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:17,273
Did you come
to cosplay-rescue me?
439
00:17:17,374 --> 00:17:19,177
Harmony: I got so wrapped up
competing
440
00:17:19,344 --> 00:17:21,382
over who was the best parent
that I forgot
441
00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:24,889
about what was best for you.
I'm sorry, Stan.
442
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,526
Flute: I'm also sorry.
I'm very sorry.
443
00:17:26,593 --> 00:17:29,565
Harmony: And I am
very, very sorry.
444
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,435
Flute: And I'm quadruple very
super hairy, Linda Perry sorry.
445
00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:33,272
Harmony: I'm infinity sorry.
Flute: Fine.
446
00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:35,343
You're the most sorry.
You want an award?
447
00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:37,380
Harmony: [Scoffs]
From the father of the year?
448
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:41,990
Mo11y: You are both causing
great harm to Stan.
449
00:17:42,123 --> 00:17:44,194
You must be eliminate--oh!
450
00:17:44,328 --> 00:17:45,931
♪
451
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:49,203
Flute: Sorry, Mo11y, but you're
the one who must be eliminated,
452
00:17:49,337 --> 00:17:51,341
and we must be nominated
for a SAG award
453
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,546
for outstanding performance
by a cast or ensemble
454
00:17:53,713 --> 00:17:55,082
that you totally fell for.
455
00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:58,255
We're the cast or ensemble.
We work together now.
456
00:17:58,422 --> 00:18:00,092
Mo11y: They're not
going to be happy.
457
00:18:00,226 --> 00:18:01,663
Harmony: They?
458
00:18:01,729 --> 00:18:03,967
Mo11y: All the Bluetooth-enabled
toys I've hacked into.
459
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,871
[Toys buzzing and whirring]
460
00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:08,743
[All gasp]
461
00:18:08,844 --> 00:18:11,114
♪
462
00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:14,722
Wynona: Well, neither are they.
Mo11y: They?
463
00:18:14,856 --> 00:18:16,124
♪
464
00:18:16,191 --> 00:18:17,393
Flute: Time for an old-fashioned
465
00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:19,832
analog versus digital
doll rumble.
466
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:35,229
♪
467
00:18:35,296 --> 00:18:38,302
Mo11y: You can play with this
while I kill your parents.
468
00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:42,377
♪
469
00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:43,880
[Distorted yell]
470
00:18:43,981 --> 00:18:47,655
♪
471
00:18:47,722 --> 00:18:51,028
Robot: Oh, I thought
you were someone else.
472
00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:52,429
[Furry Frank sighs]
473
00:18:52,531 --> 00:19:12,938
♪
474
00:19:13,071 --> 00:19:14,207
Summers: Let the boy go.
475
00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:17,046
Mo11Y:
I'm afraid I can't do that.
476
00:19:17,147 --> 00:19:18,950
♪
477
00:19:19,016 --> 00:19:21,823
Summers: No!
478
00:19:21,956 --> 00:19:25,564
Buddy: No!
479
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:30,674
Summers: No!
480
00:19:30,774 --> 00:19:32,476
[Squeak, Wynona gasps]
481
00:19:32,544 --> 00:19:37,387
Buddy: Scatter my stuffing
over your panties drawer.
482
00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:38,690
[Clank]
483
00:19:38,824 --> 00:19:43,967
♪
484
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,573
Mo11y: You must die.
You are bad parents.
485
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,011
Flute: That may be true, but
you're not doing him any favors
486
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,681
by protecting him from us.
487
00:19:50,847 --> 00:19:52,350
Kids need terrible parents.
488
00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:54,488
That's how they turn out
to be great adults.
489
00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:56,760
Without terrible parents,
we would never have
490
00:19:56,826 --> 00:20:00,266
any artists or writers
or comedians or fondler--
491
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,002
Wait. I went too far
down the list.
492
00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:03,973
My point is, by overprotecting
Stan,
493
00:20:04,073 --> 00:20:05,944
you're the one actually
harming him.
494
00:20:06,078 --> 00:20:07,380
[Blows landing]
495
00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:09,117
[Mo11y plays series of tones,
powers down]
496
00:20:09,284 --> 00:20:11,589
Harmony: I can't believe
that actually worked.
497
00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:13,593
[Stan grunts]
498
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:18,970
Stan: Looks like you've just
been unpaired.
499
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,542
[Clang]
Harmony: Stan, you saved us.
500
00:20:21,642 --> 00:20:23,478
Flute: I knew you had
a dangerous, violent streak
501
00:20:23,579 --> 00:20:24,849
in you.
502
00:20:24,982 --> 00:20:26,853
Stan: Yeah, I'm sorry
about the way I acted.
503
00:20:26,953 --> 00:20:29,056
Flute: It's OK. I know
you were high on Mo11y.
504
00:20:29,157 --> 00:20:30,861
Mo11y made you feel good,
real good,
505
00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:32,564
like the kind of good that makes
you wonder why
506
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,400
it took you so long to start
using Mo11y.
507
00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:36,839
And now that you've dropped
Mo11y, everything's different.
508
00:20:36,939 --> 00:20:39,611
Harmony: What you need is a dark
room and 48 hours of bed rest
509
00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:41,081
and a lot of water.
510
00:20:41,181 --> 00:20:43,252
A good lo-fi mix wouldn't hurt.
Flute: Listen to your mother.
511
00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:45,289
She can be quite the deadbeat
when she wants to.
512
00:20:45,456 --> 00:20:46,692
Harmony: I learned
from the best.
513
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,361
Flute: She said I'm the best.
I win.
514
00:20:52,838 --> 00:20:54,575
Martinez: Call me.
And on a real phone,
515
00:20:54,642 --> 00:20:55,911
not one of those ones
that you spin
516
00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:58,348
to make the farm animal noises.
517
00:20:58,448 --> 00:21:01,656
Summers: Sorry about Buddy.
Wynona: I really don't care.
518
00:21:01,723 --> 00:21:04,394
I was just trying to be nice
so he'd help us.
519
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:06,431
I kind of like someone else.
520
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,570
[Soft music playing
on soundtrack]
521
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:10,039
Buddy: Wow.
[Wynona gasps]
522
00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:11,776
Buddy: So this is how
I find out.
523
00:21:11,943 --> 00:21:14,180
Wynona: Buddy? You're a toilet?
524
00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:16,719
Buddy: A potty.
And, yes, I jumped bodies again
525
00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:18,088
when I was dying.
526
00:21:18,188 --> 00:21:19,592
If you thought I was full of
crap before.
527
00:21:19,725 --> 00:21:23,398
Wynona: Ha ha!
Why can't I quit you?
528
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,069
♪
529
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:27,039
Summers: Why am I obsessed
with her?
530
00:21:27,173 --> 00:21:28,476
She's so creepy.
531
00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:31,047
I want her even more now.
532
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,588
♪
533
00:21:34,621 --> 00:21:35,924
Person: Bento.
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