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You can go home, Mike.
I'll finish closing up.
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Fortunately,
there's not much to do,
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since there were
barely any customers tonight.
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PETE:Sure, things
have slowed down
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a little
since the restaurant opened.
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And maybe they did
get some bad press
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from briefly becoming the Hudson
Valley's top Mafia hangout.
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But on the bright side...
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[stammers]
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Oh, no. Pete can't
find a bright side.
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Hmm, this is bad.
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I don't get it.
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I'm serving great food.
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Meanwhile, Connor's place
is packed every night.
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They just did a write-up on
him in New York Magazine.
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Connor is this guy Jay hates
from culinary school.
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I bet he hired a publicist.
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What a douche.
Jay,
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you're a great chef.
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You just need to focus on you.
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As much as I hate to admit it,
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I agree with Samantha.
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The truth is,
my own life is a tragic tale
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about how an obsession
with a nemesis
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can derail
one's own promising career.
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I'm of course referring
to my infamous rivalry
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with Alexander Hamilton.
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SAMANTHA:
Can I be honest, Isaac?
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I've never really understood
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what Hamilton
actually did to you.
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Weren't you just kind
of jealous of him?
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I've never shared this with you
because I was embarrassed,
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but that man ruined my chance
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to become someone
history remembers.
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'Tis a painful story to tell.
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But since it might help Jay,
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I'm willing to share it.
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Ooh. Dinner and a show.
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I like it.
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Buckle up.
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For tonight,
I shall tell you the tale
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of why I hate
Alexander Hamilton.
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? ?
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The year is 1776.
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It is?
No, in the story.
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Oh.
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Our tale begins
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at a men's haberdashery,
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where I'd gone
to pick up a ruffle,
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an ornamental
but obligatory garment I needed
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for an important event
I was to attend that evening.
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Earlier in the week,
I had received an invitation
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from my mentor, John Jay,
to attend a dinner party
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at his Manhattan estate.
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But this was to be
no regular soiree.
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Scuse me.
I'll be with you shortly.
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[groans softly]
This infernal wait.
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Give me service
or give me death.
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[both laugh]
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Oh, my God.
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Beatrice, look.
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It's Alexander
Hamilton.
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We met at James
Madison's Easter party
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and had the most thrilling
exchange of ideas.
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Alexander, hello!
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Yeah,
I've-I've already been helped.
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Um...
Oh, no, no, no, no, it's me.
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It's me. Isaac
Higgintoot.
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We met at James
Madison's Easter party.
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Right. Of course!
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You were the talk of the event.
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Oh. Mm.
Oh. Really?
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Oh.
Yes! Yes, you ate that rotten pork pie
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and yakked in his carriage.
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[laughs] He couldn't get
the scent out.
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It was a total write-off.
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Well, um, I will see
you at dinner tonight?
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Oh. Yeah, I-I don't think so.
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No, I'm-I'm going
to John Jay's house
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to discuss
a-a very important matter.
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Yes. I will be there, too.
Really?
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[chuckles]: Yeah.
Oh, I...
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I kind of assumed
it was an exclusive event.
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It is an exclusive event.
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Huh.
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You're sure you're not thinking
about Albert Jay's party?
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I heard he's hosting
a... chili dump.
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Maybe- Is that- is that
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the party, maybe,
you're attending? No.
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John Jay's.
To discuss
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the Declaration of Independence.
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Hmm. Well!
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Excellent! Ha!
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Well, you shall be
the voice of the common man.
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I'll see you there.
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Now, how can I help you?
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Yes, Isaac Higgintoot,
picking up my shirt ruffle.
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Unfortunately,
we're all out.
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What? I reserved
mine two weeks ago.
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Well, it's not here.
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It's possible
that someone else picked it up.
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But it was
under my name.
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I-Is there one at another store?
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I doubt it. It's
sort of peak ruffle season.
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Now, I could order one in.
It would take at least a week.
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But I'm going to John
Jay's house tonight.
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I heard that was an exclusive...
[chuckles softly] event.
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It is.
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ANNOUNCER:
Tune in next week
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for an ice-cold elimination
on...
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It's Getting Hot in Here.
[Trevor straining]
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Cannot believe Victoria P.
sleep with Austin,
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then send him home
same night.
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Victoria P. is
going to hell.
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[gasping, shouting]
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[singsongy]:
I'm back.
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Oh, my God!
Oy gevalt.
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Not again.
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Elias, what are
you doing here?
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Come now, Henrietta,
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that's no way
to greet your husband.
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Greet you?
[scoffing]
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Last time you visited,
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you tried to drag
Peter to hell.
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Never mind all that.
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I come to you today
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with an opportunity!
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We not interested
in anything you have to say.
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Now, now, hear me out.
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You see,
my boss was very impressed
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that I returned to hell
voluntarily.
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There's not a lot of that,
what with all the flaying
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and the burning
and the bad Wi-Fi.
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So now I am
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on the management track.
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And I am one soul shy
of a big promotion.
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Oh, and you expect
one of us to volunteer
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to give you our soul?
I do.
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If you accept my offer
and commit your soul to hell,
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you will join me
on the management track.
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Instead of having
your toenails pried off daily,
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well, you could be doing
the prying.
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Or supervising the prying.
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You wouldn't even have
to return with me now.
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We could work out a time,
even years from now,
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that your cushy sentence
could begin.
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But refuse
my deal
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and risk an eternity
of pain and suffering.
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Elias, it's
a no from us.
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So why don't you go try
to peddle your nonsense
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on some other ghosts.
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Oh, I specifically came
to talk to you four.
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You see, we've kind of had
our eyes on you.
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Well, I don't like that.
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TREVOR:
I'm going to be fine.
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I'll have you know,
when I was alive,
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I gave a lot
of money to charity.
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[quietly]: Charity was
a dancer at Scores.
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ELIAS:
One last thing-
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this offer expires at midnight.
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So, the only
question is...
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...are you willing
to roll the dice?
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SAMANTHA:
Jay, pay attention.
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JAY:
I can't hear or see him.
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Anyway, as I was saying,
that evening,
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I journeyed to John Jay's house,
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eager for the opportunity
that lay before me,
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but terrified
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by how my ruffle-less chest
would be received.
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I get it.
Neckwear was very important
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to us Pinecone Troopers.
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Although, given a second chance,
I would've gone with Kevlar
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and not your standard
cotton neckerchief.
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So, what happened when you got
to John Jay's house?
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We're still not
at John Jay's house?
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As I wassaying,
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I entered the residence
hoping my peers
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would focus more on my ideas
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than my garments.
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That hope was quickly dashed.
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What the hell is
wrong with you, Isaac?
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I can see the whole
naked bib of your shirt.
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It's disgusting.
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It wasn't my fault.
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There was a mix-up
at the shoppe,
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and then it's like, trying
to find a last-minute ruffle
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in Manhattan in March...
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[chuckling]:
I mean, while I'm at it,
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why don't I just look
for the Northwest Passage?
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You are my prot�g�, Isaac.
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When I invited you
to this dinner,
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I was sticking my
neck out for you,
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and you didn't have the decency
to decorate yours for me?
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Look who's here.
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Thomas Jefferson.
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Ben Franklin. Sam Adams.
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I will not have you
embarrass me in my own house.
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I don't know what to say.
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If you want me to go,
I'll-I'll go.
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[sighs deeply]
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I-I think I have a spare.
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It's not quite
the current style,
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but it-it'll suffice.
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Come with me.
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[quietly]:
Yes.
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Oh, that's nice of him.
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So, everything worked out.
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Yes, Samantha.
I'm telling you this story
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because everything worked out.
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Geez.
ISAAC: Let's just say
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that this particular ruffle
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turned out to be worse
than no ruffle at all.
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My God, Higgintoot,
what are you wearing?
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It's a loaner.
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I know it's not the...
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delicate, finely pleated ruffle
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that's currently all the rage.
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It looks as though you're
being attacked by a swan.
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[chuckling]
It's enormous.
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[chuckles] It's a wonder
you're not toppling over.
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[laughter]
I mean, you're more top-heavy
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than Catherine the Great.
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[laughter]
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You seen paintings of her?
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Oh!
[chuckles]: Oh. It's nuts.
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[chuckling]
Are you kidding?
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[chuckles]: I can't
get enough of them.
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You know me- I love looking
at a nice set of plump...
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duckies.
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But what I love
even more is
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the fine tailoring at
Henry's Haberdashery.
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Which is why I had
reserved my ruffle there.
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I'm talking very
normal-sized-
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modest, even-
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with a fine,
handsewn center pleat.
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[door opens]
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Oh. Sort of like Hamilton's.
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JOHN:Alexander,
you made it!
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Happy to be here.
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ISAAC:
There he was,
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Alexander Hamilton.
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And he was wearing my ruffle.
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[gasps]
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Did you just gasp
at your own reveal?
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I did.
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I am so confused. How did you
even know it was your ruffle?
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Are you serious? I ran into him
at the haberdashery
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just when my ruffle
was supposed to be ready.
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And then he shows up
wearing one that's identical
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to the one I reserved?
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He must have given them my name
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because he wanted
the trendy ruffle.
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I could not just let
this injustice stand.
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I mean, Angelica is
definitely the prettiest.
255
00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:54,403
Yeah. Sure.
You know. But Eliza just...
256
00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,187
She just seems
so gettable.
257
00:08:56,188 --> 00:08:57,797
SAM:
Mm, man, a Schuyler sister.
258
00:08:57,798 --> 00:09:00,061
I wonder if I
- could get one. - I mean,
259
00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,323
perhaps Peggy.
260
00:09:01,324 --> 00:09:02,366
[Sam and Alexander laughing]
261
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,543
[shudders]
262
00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:04,892
[laughs]
Right?
263
00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:07,547
[Sam and Alexander laughing]
264
00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:12,160
Good evening, Alexander.
265
00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:13,727
Lovely ruffle.
266
00:09:13,728 --> 00:09:15,466
You must have reserved it
quite some time ago,
267
00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,817
what, considering how slammed
all the haberdasheries
268
00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,258
have been this ruffle season.
269
00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,865
Yes, yes. Ruffle season
certainly has been
270
00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,046
hot, hot, hot.
271
00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,520
[chuckles]
Which is why
272
00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:27,436
I reserved mine with
Mr. Henry two weeks ago.
273
00:09:27,437 --> 00:09:28,784
[chuckles]:
Oh. You know,
274
00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,570
funny thing-
I also reserved mine
275
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,659
with Mr. Henry two weeks ago.
276
00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,269
But when I showed up today,
277
00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,966
mine had gone missing.
278
00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:38,447
And yet here you are,
279
00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:40,188
wearing an identical piece.
280
00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,668
How interesting.
281
00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,974
And another interesting fact-
282
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:47,499
I had my ruffle monogrammed
on the inside of the collar.
283
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,024
Monogrammed, you say?
284
00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,547
Indeed.
285
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:54,115
Gentlemen.
Let's convene the meeting.
286
00:09:54,116 --> 00:09:56,812
I'd like to polish off
the rest of this draft tonight,
287
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,859
so we can get on
with the signing.
288
00:09:58,860 --> 00:09:59,946
The signing.
289
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,818
Hot stack of johnnycakes,
290
00:10:01,819 --> 00:10:04,733
you really were gonna sign
the Declaration of Independence!
291
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,563
It really looked like it.
So what happened?
292
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,522
So, let's talk about
these unalienable rights. Mm.
293
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:14,614
So far, I have life and liberty.
294
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,658
But it feels like
there should be a third.
295
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:17,616
Mm.
296
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,270
What about beer?
297
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,882
Thank you, Sam. Uh, I'm not
gonna write that down,
298
00:10:21,883 --> 00:10:23,839
but that doesn't mean
that it was a bad idea.
299
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:24,928
Either way, we need
300
00:10:24,929 --> 00:10:26,320
to make it clear
that these rights
301
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,471
were given to us
by God...
302
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,846
I think Hamilton took it.
303
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,328
[whispering]:
Took what?
304
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,764
My ruffle.
305
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,723
The one I reserved at Henry's.
306
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,029
Who cares?
We're founding a nation.
307
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,814
Just drop it, man.
308
00:10:40,815 --> 00:10:42,728
JEFFERSON:
Now,
309
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,644
the people should have the right
310
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,036
to alter
311
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,735
or even abolish government,
if abused.
312
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,040
But at the
same time...
313
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,869
Do you think he bribed him?
314
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,050
Bribed who?
315
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,916
The haberdasher.
316
00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:58,221
Are you not listening?
I am trying to listen.
317
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:01,008
To Jefferson. Just
leave me alone. Okay.
318
00:11:01,009 --> 00:11:03,270
JEFFERSON:
And we can no longer tolerate the forced boarding
319
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,229
of foreign mercenaries
in our homes.
320
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,840
FRANKLIN:
Mm-hmm.
321
00:11:06,841 --> 00:11:08,754
It's just, the timing
is so suspicious.
322
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,385
JEFFERSON:
...what it is that they...
323
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,932
John.
324
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,069
John.
325
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,370
John Jay...
Higgintoot!
326
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,198
Yeah...
Did you have something
327
00:11:17,199 --> 00:11:18,677
that you would like
to contribute
328
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,069
to this particular concept?
329
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,333
I, um...
330
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,292
Yeah, I like it. It's good.
331
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:25,815
And what was it?
332
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,078
I don't know.
333
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,349
[scattered laughter]
334
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,734
Man, you are blowing this.
335
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,696
ELIAS:
There are many benefits.
336
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:40,351
Sometimes I even get to come
to Earth as a living human,
337
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,758
otherwise known as a demon.
338
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:42,881
While here,
339
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,573
I'm wining,
I'm dining,
340
00:11:44,574 --> 00:11:47,183
I am tricking innocents
into selling me their souls.
341
00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:48,445
[chuckles]
It is a blast.
342
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:51,711
And all on
the underworld's dime.
343
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,408
Honestly, it sounds a lot like
my time at Lehman Brothers.
344
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,496
Any of you could
be having fun
345
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:56,628
like me.
346
00:11:56,629 --> 00:11:58,499
All you have to do
is accept my deal.
347
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,154
A simple handshake will do.
348
00:12:00,155 --> 00:12:01,371
Oh, get that hand away from me.
349
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:02,459
I ain't taking the deal.
350
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,593
Nor should any of us.
351
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,551
Aside from possibly Thor.
352
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,118
What Thor do?
353
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,467
"What Thor do?"
354
00:12:09,468 --> 00:12:11,207
Didn't you kill,
like, thousands of people?
355
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,471
Yes, but only
to pillage the land
356
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,169
for resources and treasure.
357
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,649
Also, must remember,
most of those were Dane,
358
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,609
so Thor think Thor in clear.
359
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,219
Danes are people, too, Thor.
360
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,663
ELIAS:
She's not wrong,
361
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,309
my wolf-urine-soaked friend.
362
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,820
You see, in the eyes of hell,
363
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,835
all nationalities
are seen as equal.
364
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,358
[grunts]
365
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,273
I was surprised, too.
366
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:36,103
But Thor kill many, many Dane.
367
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:41,108
And also, eat best friend Oskar,
who was squirrel.
368
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,965
See, the equating of those
two things also isn't great.
369
00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:45,502
ELIAS:Think I have
a live one.
370
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,113
What do you say
we make it official?
371
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,984
[grunts]
ALBERTA: Oh, that's enough, Elias.
372
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,464
He doesn't want your deal.
None of us do.
373
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:53,076
So open up a hole and go back
down from where you came.
374
00:12:53,077 --> 00:12:55,338
Well, you all have
another hour on the clock.
375
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,340
If you change your
minds, I will be around
376
00:12:57,341 --> 00:13:00,867
looking for Livings
to walk through and make horny.
377
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,347
Okay, that guy sucks,
378
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:06,002
but you got to admit,
that ghost power rocks.
379
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,310
Men? I do believe
380
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:12,356
that we have done something
important here tonight.
381
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,837
And now it is time to sign.
382
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,839
ALL:
Huzzah! [laughter]
383
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,014
[laughs]
384
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,929
There I was,
385
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,975
mere inches away...
386
00:13:21,976 --> 00:13:24,585
From signing the Declaration
of Independence?
387
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:28,111
From the monogrammed collar
of my ruffle.
388
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,506
I know it's you.
389
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,856
You stole my ruffle.[scoffs]
390
00:13:33,857 --> 00:13:35,596
I don't know what
you're talking about,
391
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,076
and we're kind of in
the middle of something.
392
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,469
Well, let me see the collar.
393
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,167
What?
No, let me see it.
394
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,472
No. No.
Let me see it.
395
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:42,909
What is wrong with you?
396
00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:44,344
Isaac, what are you doing?
397
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,303
[screaming, hollering]
398
00:13:46,304 --> 00:13:47,216
Put it out!
399
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,392
My God, man!
400
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:49,829
Uh, I can save it.
401
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,221
No, no...
402
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,701
ALL:
No!
403
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,963
My beer.
404
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,009
Phew. That was close.
405
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,794
You destroyed it, Higgintoot.
406
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,014
No, no, I-I mean...
[chuckles]
407
00:14:01,015 --> 00:14:03,319
Honestly, we were gonna
have to do it over anyway,
408
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,845
'cause all those S's
look like F's.
409
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,283
Oh, my goodness.
410
00:14:09,284 --> 00:14:11,893
You destroyed
the Declaration of Independence?
411
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,157
Just the first draft, but yes.
412
00:14:16,992 --> 00:14:21,381
So you destroyed the first draft
of the Declaration
413
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,122
and squandered your
own shot at history.
414
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,813
At least there's
a silver lining.
415
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,868
Damn it, Pete, don't start
one unless you got it.
416
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,565
I spilled a glass of wine on
Paul Simon's white couch once.
417
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,306
Took Garfunkel a week
to get the stain out.
418
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,048
JAY:Oh, man,
419
00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:37,614
Timoth�e Chalamet's eating
at Connor's restaurant.
420
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,227
I'm sorry, is he even
listening to my story?
421
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,098
Jay, Isaac wants you
to focus up.
422
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:45,710
I am focusing, but there's a
lot of downtime between updates.
423
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,364
Where was I? Ah, yes.
424
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:50,890
Fine, not my finest moment,
but all is not lost.
425
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,282
Jefferson, you seem to have
a pretty good handle on things.
426
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,241
How about you take
another run at the draft?
427
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,547
And then we'll all meet
back here, same time next week
428
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,942
for some beers
and sign-aroonies?
429
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:03,772
I'm sorry, Higgintoot,
but, uh, you're out.
430
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,339
Me?
431
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,776
If anyone should be out,
surely it's Hamilton.
432
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:09,691
And why is that?
433
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:13,173
Because he stole my ruffle.
434
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,173
He's spiraling.
He's totally lost it.
435
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,959
Who invited this guy?
436
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,048
I think he just showed up.
437
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,920
JEFFERSON:
Higgintoot...
438
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,313
...it is time to leave.
439
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:26,403
Fine, I'll leave,
440
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,666
but not without regret.
441
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:31,017
Nothing would have
made me happier
442
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,497
than to contribute
to this great cause.
443
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,848
But alas, Alexander interfered
444
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,764
with my pursuit of happiness.
445
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,987
Because of the whole
ruffle kerfuffle.
446
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,641
Get out!
447
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,383
Adding insult to injury,
448
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,952
Hamilton volunteered
to lead me to the door,
449
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:57,478
saving for my exit
one final twist of the knife.
450
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:01,612
I'm sorry
things didn't work out.
451
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:05,138
Oh, and, um,
Higgintoot?
452
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,661
You were right.
453
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,880
I stole your ruffle.
454
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,886
Hamilton admitted
to stealing Isaac's ruffle.
455
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,325
So Isaac was right.
Hamilton did do it.
456
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,979
Yes, Jay.
457
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,677
But the truth is,
that's not what matters.
458
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:26,507
The only thing that matters
is that my blind obsession
459
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,248
with proving that
460
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:31,860
caused me to miss out
on being a part of history.
461
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:36,647
Jay, this restaurant
is your shot at making history.
462
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:40,173
Don't let it pass you by.
463
00:16:40,174 --> 00:16:41,956
Isaac's saying
he should've just let it go
464
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,350
and not worried about it,
465
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,770
because he missed his chance
to make his mark.
466
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,181
[scoffs]
Isaac's right.
467
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,661
I need to stop sitting around
and complaining
468
00:16:50,662 --> 00:16:52,314
and start doing everything
in my power
469
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,709
to make my restaurant a success.
470
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,885
FLOWER:This might be
way too late
471
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,931
to be asking,
but what is a ruffle?
472
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,717
Honestly, I got to say,
I knew hell was bad,
473
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,154
but it sounds really bad.
Totally.
474
00:17:05,155 --> 00:17:07,373
Except for the constant playing
of Chumbawamba,
475
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,506
which is objectively awesome.[gasps]
476
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,160
So, do we have a deal?
477
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,341
Thor, no.
478
00:17:12,342 --> 00:17:13,683
You don't want to do this,
Big Guy.
479
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:14,946
[sighs]
480
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,340
But Thor may be
going to hell anyways.
481
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:22,084
Why not take deal and make
things little more comfortable?
482
00:17:22,085 --> 00:17:24,129
Trust me, he does not want
to start on the ground floor.
483
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,360
I mean, for one, that
floor is made of snakes.
484
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,831
Thor, think about it,
you've been here a long time.
485
00:17:29,832 --> 00:17:31,353
If you were gonna go down on us,
486
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,747
don't you think it would have
already happened?
487
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,318
What you mean?
I'm saying yes,
488
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:39,145
you've done some bad stuff,
but you've been making efforts
489
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,885
to improve yourself.
Mm.
490
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,946
And maybe the universe
is taking note.
491
00:17:42,947 --> 00:17:45,411
You remember two years ago
when Bela's boyfriend Eric
492
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,587
was electrocuted
493
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,372
and you saved his life
using your ghost power?
494
00:17:49,373 --> 00:17:52,026
Yeah, Thor, that's one life
back in the plus column.
495
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,593
You do that a couple
more thousand times,
496
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:54,986
you're pretty much even.
497
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,511
Don't listen to them.
We're hell buddies.
498
00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,862
And you remember all those years
as a ghost when you watched
499
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,951
over me
as a young girl?
500
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,214
Comforting me
in my times of need.
501
00:18:05,215 --> 00:18:07,085
Maybe we've all been given
a chance to learn
502
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,827
from our mistakes
and become better people.
503
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,916
And no one's done that
more than you.
504
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:17,270
Sorry, Elias...
[exhales]
505
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:22,318
...but Thor decide
to take Thor's chances.
506
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,886
Fine, but know this:
I will not rest
507
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,323
until I reap one soul
from this house.
508
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:28,846
Believe me when I say,
509
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,371
you have not seen
the last of me.
510
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:35,678
Morons.
511
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,246
That is the cue.
512
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,987
That is always the cue.
513
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,597
You have not seen the last...
514
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,860
? I get knocked down,
but I get up again... ? Ooh.
515
00:18:42,861 --> 00:18:43,991
TREVOR:
? I get knocked down ?
516
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,820
? But I get up again ?
517
00:18:45,821 --> 00:18:47,603
? You're never gonna
keep me down... ?
518
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,824
God, it's such a good song.
519
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,217
PETE:Isaac.
520
00:18:51,218 --> 00:18:53,043
Something you said
got me thinking.
521
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,334
Did you ever actually
read the final version
522
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,873
of the Declaration
of Independence?
523
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,094
As a matter of fact, no.
524
00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:01,139
Once I blew my chance
to be a part of it,
525
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,879
I couldn't bear
to look at the thing.
526
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,230
Right, 'cause there's a phrase
you said in the story.
527
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,884
"Pursuit of happiness."
528
00:19:06,885 --> 00:19:09,190
Yes, it was something I said
in the heat of the moment.
529
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,367
They can't all be winners.
530
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:12,890
Well, they used it.
531
00:19:12,891 --> 00:19:14,282
Right at the beginning
of the Declaration.
532
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,285
What? Really?
533
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,374
"Certain
unalienable rights.
534
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,377
Life, liberty
and the pursuit of happiness..."
535
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,118
They used my words.
536
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,728
So I guess you did
537
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,192
make your mark on history,
in kind of a big way.
538
00:19:27,193 --> 00:19:29,471
I guess I did.
What about "ruffle kerfuffle"?
539
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,647
Did that make it in?
540
00:19:30,648 --> 00:19:31,734
Uh, I'm pretty sure no.
541
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,041
Okay. Well, still,
542
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,912
Isaac: one, Hamilton: zero.
543
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,153
Well, I mean,
he's on the ten-dollar bill.
544
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,178
Yeah, okay,
then it's a draw.
545
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,310
Which is the best Hamilton's
ever done in a duel, am I right?
546
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,704
Yeah, h-he died.
547
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,923
[laughs]:
Yes, he did. The wimp.
548
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,622
Whereas I am immortal.
549
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,798
My words live on.
550
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:52,999
I have to tell the others.
551
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,977
Everyone? I'm famous!
552
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,587
Whereas Hamilton
553
00:19:57,588 --> 00:19:59,327
bled out in a field
in New Jersey.
554
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,635
I bet he was really
ruffled about that.
555
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,464
Can't endorse the pettiness,
but love the pun.
556
00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:11,557
If I'm being honest,
part of me isn't sure
557
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,994
about hiring a publicist.
558
00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:14,299
I know I'm a good chef.
Shouldn't that be enough?
559
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,693
Everyone needs
a little help sometimes.
560
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:19,914
I don't know, it kind of feels
like I'm selling my soul.
561
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,656
I completely understand.
562
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:25,746
You know what?
563
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,506
I'm gonna have
to think about it.
564
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,910
Take as much time as you need.
565
00:20:28,911 --> 00:20:30,619
And when you've made
your decision,
566
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,014
you know how to get
in touch with me. [laughs]
567
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,930
[cackles]
[laughs]
568
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,458
? I get knocked down, but I get
up again, you're never... ?
569
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,858
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