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20, give me that jab, I'm calling it.

Hey Mrs. Williams, you need some help with that?

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah.

Rick, can I take you a sandwich?

Sure, I'll take two sandwiches.

One sandwich coming right up.

Mom, whole wheat okay?

Yeah, yeah, that sounds good.

It's just going to be the sandwich.

Did you just take these?

Honestly, I kind of have a problem with asses myself.

A few years ago, I discovered the joys of anal sex.

Sadly, like, my husband just has not been...

He's almost stopped fucking me in the ass almost entirely.

And he might be just the man I need

for this little project.

I need you to lick my pussy before we start fucking, you know?

Oh, no, no, no!

Yeah.

Alright boys, get in here. Sit over there,

let's go. Come on, I'm not playing around here.

Here. Sit there. Right now. Hey, zip it. You know

what kind of trouble you both are in right now?

I don't want to hear one fucking word from you. I'll be right back.

It's definitely not noticeable, bro. I mean, what was I supposed to do?

I saw him coming and I tried to put it down my pants, but it wouldn't go down

How is this supposed to be you're so fucking dumb

again

Are you gonna call your mom?

You're supposed to call yours I

Mean yeah, she's pretty cool. She should be like alright with it

Thanks.

Hey mom. Yeah, me and Ryan kind of like got

into a little bit of a predicament over at the

store down the street. Um, if you could just

like come help us get out of the situation,

I'm really sorry. Yeah. Yeah, we're at the security office. Okay, I'll see you soon.

Alright, love you. Yeah, yeah, bye.

What'd she say?

She said she'll be here in like 10 minutes or something like that, dude.

Hey, what did I say? Quiet, right? I hear you guys all the way down the hallway.

Jesus.

Sorry. My bad.

So, what do you guys have here, huh?

Oh, it's the new skateboard.

Yeah, you guys didn't pay for it though, right?

Is there maybe anything else?

You guys left the store with the fucking

skateboards, you made me have to run after you.

You know, you two are pretty quick, but you

know, I still got it from back in the day, okay?

Alright, well let's start off first, like what you-

Hey, hey, what did I say? No talking to each other, okay?

What's your name?

Uh, Josh.

Josh, do you have a last name?

Uh...

Sometimes.

Scary, huh? Being in trouble?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Alright.

Why were you boys doing this, huh? I don't...

I don't know. I just kind of wanted to start

skating. I kind of wanted to be like Tony Cox.

Is that, uh, worth, uh, ruining the rest of your lives and going to jail for that?

Looks really shiny up there.

Alright.

I didn't think the boxes looked that big going out.

I mean, this is the first time stealing. You guys

are pretty dumb stealing big boxes like that, huh?

I've really tried to fit it through the door and I...

Alright, alright, zip it.

I thought it would go in my pants.

I told him.

Hey.

Thank you.

So you guys have anyone that I can maybe call

for you to, maybe to come down eventually?

Or?

My mom.

Okay.

And what's your mom's name?

Dee.

Dee.

Okay.

And is it Dee Lewis also?

No.

She's my stepmom.

It's Williams.

Okay.

Your stepmom.

All right.

Do you have a number that I could give her a call before I call the cops?

888-999-7777.

All right.

Hold on one second.

Yes?

Um, hi.

Hi, who are you?

I heard you had my boys?

Uh, yeah, but how did you...

What, did one of you call them when I was gone?

What did I say, huh?

No, she's not really...

What, you left them here unaccompanied?

Uh, yeah, I had to go talk to my supervisor.

Oh, press charges? Oh, that's, that's crazy. They

haven't really done anything wrong, and I'm an 18.

What do you mean they didn't do anything wrong? They walked out the store,

and I had to literally physically chase them to get them back in here.

Oh, well, but they haven't left the premises yet.

They left the store, and that's what matters.

Oh, well, I'm sure they, they, well, I guess they did open them.

Uh-huh.

Jesus, what is wrong with you? But, and we can tape it back

up. They haven't really assembled anything or anything.

It doesn't matter. My boss wants to press charges on them, so...

Well, but I mean, you yourself were young once, like...

You know what?

Please, can't we have some amount of leniency?

You're right. I was young once. I do

understand how excited they are about getting

new skateboards, which you should have bought

them. But, you know what? I'm in kind of a

good mood today. So, let me go back there,

talk to my supervisors, and see if I can get

one of them off. That's probably the best I can do, okay? Give me a little bit.

Thank you for anything you can do for us.

You too.

Yeah.

I'm sorry, Mom.

You're sorry?

Maybe you're never going to get a skateboard again.

What were you even thinking?

I just thought...

I don't know.

I just really liked it, so...

Well, let me know next time.

I'm sure I can find somewhere for you to get some work done around the house

Go about this properly. You really can ruin your life. Do you hear what they're

saying here? Both of you. I didn't think he'd notice. You didn't think he'd notice.

I thought the store had the no chase policy. It doesn't matter. The problem is

the stealing, boys. It's not that. Go earn some money and do things properly. You

don't want to start your life out on this sort of track. All right? Now

Now, hopefully, we can talk him into some community service or something like that.

Instead of, God, going to jail.

I can't even imagine.

You're just way too young for that.

I'll see what I can do, but it's going to have to be the best that we can here.

Just roll the dice and hope for the best.

Well, he said he was only going to get one of us off, probably.

So, like, who's it going to be?

Me?

Because I'm your son?

Well, no, no, that's not fair.

How about we tell him you're both living with me, that you're both my sons,

and that really it would just be best if we could just treat everybody equally here,

and hopefully that will get everybody off.

Goodness.

Goodness, you're an embarrassment.

Do you know that?

Did he put you up to this?

No.

I was trying to be.

To this? Well, yeah. Do we get to keep the skateboards if we go to jail? I don't think that we come even close to covering the legal fees of just having a lawyer there when they actually

sentence you. All right, let's not think about the skateboards right now. Let's just hope that there's any way that you don't end up in a cell in two months. I hope you always get the belt on.

It's not your board. I don't know if you understand that, but it doesn't

belong to you until they say that it's yours and everything is cool?

Well, technically wouldn't it be since I have it right now, Mom?

Now, when that man comes back, I want you both to give him that skateboard

back, apologize profusely over and over in the best way that you can,

saying that you are so sorry and that you'll never do this again and that you

absolutely are going to fly straight and narrow from here on out, right? Maybe if

we're just apologetic enough, we'll escape

actual jail. Jail! I can't even believe you!

Not in my family. Not again. Oh God. He's put

so much work into raising you. Your dad has.

And I know I've been around for that long, but

like I've tried my best and I'm disappointed.

I'm sorry, Mom.

Don't apologize to me. Apologize to him.

I will. I'm sorry, too.

Yeah.

Do you think you'll be able to get us out of this home?

I don't know. The longer it takes him to get back, the

more I'm afraid that the answer's just gonna be no.

If they don't make a decision soon, I...

How long do you think I have to go away for? Like, eight years?

Oh, God. I don't know, honey. I don't... Hopefully not that long,

but long enough that you'll not like it, I'll tell you that much.

Oh, God. Maybe there's some other thing that

they'll let you do instead of going to actual jail.

Oh, this is going to be so embarrassing for our family.

Your mother's not going to be very happy either.

No, no, I'm giving her a call just as soon as I walk out of here.

And until then, you're my son.

So? Um, good news?

Haha, no, no good news.

My supervisor is really adamant about pressing charges on these two.

Oh, well, um...

Before we discuss this any further, I believe both of these

young men have something they would like to say to you.

Okay.

We just wanted to say we're really, really,

really sorry and that we wanted to return these.

Sorry. We're sorry.

I accept your apology.

It's just unfortunate.

Like I said, my supervisor is, you know, he's the boss and

what he says goes and I unfortunately can't take those back.

Well, I guess they are yours.

No, no, they're not his.

They're not theirs.

I will be taking them, but I can't accept it.

Okay?

There's a difference between that.

Sorry.

I'm going to have to finish up my report here

and, you know, and then proceed and call the cops.

What if we settled it up with the store right now?

No, no.

Like I said, it's too late for that.

Once they left the store, that's when it was late.

They put themselves in a situation.

I understand you are his stepmother, like he said.

I appreciate that you're trying to be a good

mother and coming down here and in support of them,

trying to pay for it and trying to get off the hook and everything.

But, like I said, it's just, it's too late.

You know?

Listen, it just breaks my heart to hear you say that my little 18-year-old baby here,

that it's too late for him, really.

He did steal.

Well, I mean.

You know?

All made mistakes, and granted, this is a really big one.

This is.

I understand, but, I mean, my husband and I are very motivated

to get him out of the nest in the right way

and teach them to be upstanding citizens.

And I know we all have our little baubles.

Well, now they're going to be taught by the state how to be proper adults.

No, just between you and I.

I mean, there's a lot of ways that I think I could be helpful to you or my husband.

My husband's a chiropractor.

I'm in perfectly healthy shape.

Oh, well.

I do yoga, you know.

I understand, but maybe your supervisor would be interested in...

Like I said, my supervisor's uptight and such a square.

You know, that wouldn't do it for him.

Well, I can be very flexible.

Like, if there's anything that we can do to repay your generosity

and show our understanding, I would very much appreciate this.

So, you're a very willing mother, willing to, I guess, do whatever it takes for them?

I mean, these are my babies, and...

Okay, well, um, you know, I don't really need a

chiropractor. I don't really need money, but, um...

Um, baked goods?

No, no, no, no. But, maybe, I could, you know, do something like this.

Well, um, boys, um, is there another place we could, um...

Ah, no, I think the boys need to learn some kind of lesson, right?

By the way, to seeing the mom going through something, you know, for them.

Um, boys, I think maybe we've come to an arrangement.

Yeah, me and your mom came to a little arrangement.

But if you would for me, for the time being, would you

turn your chairs around so that you're facing the wall?

And cover your ears. Make sure you keep your ears

covered and stay looking at that wall, please.

Okay, mom.

Hey, thank you. I'd expect you to be in your best gentlemanly behavior.

Yeah, yeah, um, yeah, with the skateboards, that's,

that's fine. Just don't look over here right now.

Didn't I tell you to cover your ears?

Thank you.

Sorry, Mom.

I'm sorry.

You're gonna make me believe that your son's out of this.

Just, just get this over with so we can all...

Yeah.

And if you do this, you won't let him go?

Well, I like both of you though.

Oh, thank God.

This skateboard is so cool.

This skateboard is so cool, Mom.

You're so fresh.

Oh my God.

We're so going to be like Tony Top now.

Don't you look over here.

What are you talking about mom?

I was talking to Ryan.

I'm gonna make a video of you and that's what's gonna be.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, let's just make sure.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, it's gonna take a lot more than that.

I'll come with them eventually.

That sounds like what my mom and dad do.

Oh, no.

Oh, shit.

Oh, no.

Oh, God.

It must be enough.

I'm gonna use both hands.

Come on.

Dude, watch out.

Suck in his dick, dude.

Oh shit.

I

I told you to cover your ears!

Yep. I'm sorry, Mom.

No, it's okay.

I love my son. I love my son. I love my son.

Remember that's also your husband sometimes.

I'm trying to remind you guys we can't just sit down at one house.

Yes, of course I can't find my husband.

You can't do anything for him, huh?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course, yes, of course

Nooo!

Come here, boys!

Cover him! Cover him!

Oh my god!

Fuck, that's a big dick!

What's happening?

What are you guys doing?

Hey, good boy!

You're fine, I'm fine.

Mom, go home!

Mom, go home!

Mom, go home!

Mom, go home!

Mom, go home!

Mom, go home!

We're being good, Miss Mom.

We're being good, Mom.

Go home!

I'm sorry, Mom.

Yeah, Mom, I'm the best son.

Yeah, Mom, I'm the best son.

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Just sit there and think about what you did.

Free me, free me, free me, please!

Please, please, Rachel, please, please!

Please, please, please, please, please, please!

Oh, yes!

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please!

Please, please, please, please, please, please!

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please!

Please, please, please, please, please, please!

Please, please come, please come down here.

Mom, do you think he's going to let us off?

I think so.

If you're just good and keep your ears covered and stare at that wall.

Yeah, I think.

Don't worry, buddy.

Nice officer.

Yeah, your mom's doing a really good job here.

Don't worry.

You got yourself a trooper for a mom.

I see why your friends like her so much.

Ow!

Shhh!

Oh no!

Oh my god!

Oh god!

Shhh!

What's going on?

Oh my god!

Shhh!

No!

Shhh!

Don't move!

Stop it!

Please!

Please just let me go!

Please!

Let me go!

Fuck you!

Fuck me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's so hot.

Oh, it's so hot.

Oh, it's so hot.

Oh, it's so hot.

Oh, it's so hot.

Oh, it's so hot.

Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

this one boy.

I don't think your boy's going to take any of you, but here, there's some jellies, I'm

sure he's proud of you if your mom is stepping up for him.

Ain't that right?

You happy your mom's helping you, huh?

Yeah, I'm happy my mom's helping.

I'm the best mom ever.

What did I tell you about covering your ears?

Oh, right.

Sorry, mom.

Oh, that's just so good.

That's it, just...

You...

That's it, go back down and take a deep breath.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

Oh my god.

Fuck, getting nice and fucking sloppy right now from your mouth.

Nice and warm to the back of those tits.

Yes.

Fuck that.

There you are.

Fuck.

That's it.

That's it.

Keep it in.

Oh, fuck!

My body, my body, my body, my body

Okay, that's fine.

Oh, you know.

Listen, tell me how much you want.

Oh, my God.

I can't wait.

Cut your hairs, boys.

All right, you need those fucking titties.

I need to touch it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow.

Shit, that's a lot.

All right.

You're up to look, boys.

We're finished.

Come on!

What?

No, no, no, no, no. They need to see this.

I need you guys to get the fuck out my office. Let's go

Hey boys are we're hiring actually let's go out the

door. Don't you think it's wrong here. Okay, patient lady

Please take the other skateboard

What the hell you promised about those applications

I'll teach you everything. Thank you mom. My

mom's a fucking dog. I can't believe she's

Security officer

Give me your phone I'm calling your mother

Hi

What did you do to my son? This is my sweet innocent baby and your delinquent son

Why don't you ask him about coming over the other day to help me?

The groceries?

You pissed my mom.

Oh my God.

I think your mom and I need to have a woman to woman chat.

Did you really have anal sex with Ryan?

He was asking a bunch of questions and...

He never asked me any questions.

You could be the cool mom.

You just need to relax a little.

I think there's a lot that we can do, all of us together.

Oh, Mom.

Oh, Josh and Williams, get that cup over here.

Fuck this pussy!

God, you're really fucked!

Come on Ryan, fuck me like you fucked Miss D or you're gonna be ground man!