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(whooshing)

I know it's been a while since we had our little family outing I actually heard

the pizza is really good here. Oh I'll have to get some, it'll be yummy. Yes, is anybody working?

You know what, I'm gonna go use the bathroom I've been waiting for a little bit, do you mind getting us all checked in?

- Yeah! Awesome. - I'll meet you in four days.

Okay, cool. Oh, um...

I'm a size 7 and a half.

- Thank you. - Thanks.

Yay!

I'm so excited you're meeting my mom.

I know, I'm really excited. I hope she likes it.

Oh, I'm sure she will.

She'll love you.

Well, that's the aim of the day.

Yeah, we're gonna have a lot of fun.

Mm-hmm.

Shoot, I'm so late.

Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.

- Hi, no worries.

We need a seven and a half, an eight, and an 11.

- Okay, let's see.

- I've got your 11s here, perfect thing in a second.

- Thank you.

Is it okay that we don't have half sizes?

Yeah, we can just get another 8 then.

Okay, I think you guys will be ready to end.

Awesome, thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Let's go get Mom.

Let's go bowling.

I'm so excited to go bowling.

It's going to be fun.

Remember, I'm competitive.

I am too.

I get passed away.

I'm not sure about that one.

I'm totally going to beat you.

No, not going to happen.

It's so going to happen.

I am the best.

You're not sucking.

No, that's you.

Um, no, like, yeah, I'm going to win.

And if you're that confident, we can maybe make a little bet on it later.

Okay.

I'd like that.

Let's do it.

A bet of me winning.

I'm betting you win.

I think you're going to win.

I am going to win.

What do you mean?

You're not going to.

I'm going to be way better at it.

I won.

No.

Yeah.

I will win.

And then you'll probably take me to dinner and all of that.

How about when I win?

You have to pay for everything the whole day.

Hi! Welcome back, Mom.

Thanks!

I was able to get some socks in the bathroom.

Oh, good!

They didn't have your shoe size, so we got a size lower. I hope that's okay.

Oh, that is okay. Not a problem.

Perfect.

Here, I'll help you put your shoes on.

Thank you, Mom.

So Parker have you gone bowling before? A couple times. I used to go bowling a lot

when I was in high school. Okay. Are you good? I think I was. My daughter is very

competitive. Oh is she? Well I think we have a little bet going on to see who will win.

Ooh, what's the bet?

Uh, I said if I win, she has to take me out to dinner.

Uh-huh.

If she wins, I have to pay for everything.

For the whole day?

The whole day.

I think if she wins, you pay, and if she loses, you pay.

Oh, I have to pay for everything?

Yeah!

That's not fair.

Well, I think it's perfect.

What size ball are you going to use?

Uh, I don't know.

Probably a 12 or so.

Mm-hmm.

I think a 12 would be good.

I think a 12 would be good. I might use an 8 too in case I want it fast.

Oh nice. What about you sweetie?

I might get like an 8 or something.

Okay.

Do you have anything like a name you're going to use?

Oh, a name?

Yeah, what names are you guys going to use?

I think hot milk.

Works.

Yeah? What about you?

Like 6ix9ine God or something. I don't know. Some cheesy rapper name.

I'll put Lil in there somewhere.

I like that.

What about you, Aubrey?

I think BJ Queen.

I like BJ Queen. It's original.

Very fitting.

Yeah.

Alright, I'm going to go look at the balls.

- Okay, ooh, I gotta get my shoes on.

- Oh, no, I'm gonna do that right now, oh my gosh.

- Mm, mm.

- Can you grab me like a 12, please?

- The 12?

- Okay.

- Mm.

- Awesome.

And what size ball do you want again?

- A four or a six.

- Four or a six.

Yeah, I can't do it too heavy, it'll break my nails.

Aww.

It'll not happen.

Mm-mm.

What ball are you using?

Did you find yours?

I'm just trying to figure out this eight, yeah, I can't find any sixes, though.

Well, I could use an eight, we could try.

Eight, okay.

Mm-hmm.

That one works.

Yeah, these two?

I think those two will work.

Okay.

I can share your ball, honey.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

We're good at sharing balls.

Mm-hmm.

I miss Karen.

Yeah, I'll just be extra careful.

This one's so cute.

I don't think it has a weight on it though, does it?

I can't see one from there.

Yeah, I don't see one.

It might be too heavy for Mom.

Oh, don't worry about me.

It's gonna be fine.

I can't see one from here.

Yeah, I don't see one.

Might be too heavy for mom.

Oh, don't worry about me. It's going to be fine.

Just bring those two over here for right now.

These two? Okay.

Now, if anything, I'll just like

not stick my finger in those holes.

Sounds good.

If need be, we can find other balls later.

Yeah, I'll just put my hands around the ball.

You want to start setting up the names?

Yeah, I can do that.

You're way better at that than I am.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Hot milk.

Hot milk, okay.

And then if I could be little 6ix9ine.

That's a great name.

I'm trying to be my rap crew.

You like rap?

Yeah, I thought it'd be funny.

Hot milk. Hot milk, okay.

And then, if I could be little 6ix9ine.

That's a great name.

I'm trying to live my rap career.

You like rap?

Yeah, I thought it'd be funny.

She loves rap music too.

Cashmere will sell.

I think I broke it.

I think I broke it.

I'll come and help you.

Mommy help.

Okay.

Okay.

Let me see.

Thank you.

Let me put two white letters.

Cool.

Let me try.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

[Beeping]

Oh, there we go.

Good?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh wait, no.

[Beeping]

No, I don't want bumpers.

Okay, I'll turn it off.

I don't even know how I did that.

I want the bumpers.

Oh, no.

Well then what are we going to do, two ways?

Yes, there we go, we got it, so I have a bumper set for you and then not for you.

Remember, you buy dinner if she wins and you buy dinner if you win.

-Way loose! -I feel like I'm getting the short end of the stick.

-Oh, yeah. -Yeah, basically.

-Okay. These look good. -Oh, thank you.

-Oh, and you get your balls set. Okay, now we just got to wait for the lantern to turn on.

-Oh, no, I forgot to put your name in. -Oh, come on, Mom.

-I put it in right. Wait. There you go. -Yay.

I think we're playing twice, so I did it double by accident somehow.

I don't know.

That's okay.

He's double the chance of winning.

Yes.

Okay.

So neither of us win and she does.

I don't think I'm going to win.

I'm not very good at this.

Plus the balls.

No.

I don't think I'm going to win.

I don't think I'm going to win.

I'm not very good at this.

Plus the balls.

No.

I don't think I'm going to win.

I don't think I'm going to win.

I don't think I'm going to win.

- They're all the same size.

- Yeah, it's like, it's so good.

- Yeah.

- Love the balls.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.

Okay.

(microwave beeps)

We get that.

- Oh, should we order food?

There's an option.

- Yes, let's get pizza.

Okay, I'm gonna order the service now.

- Call the service now.

(microwave beeps)

Oh, I think we have to pick it up at the window.

- Oh, don't let us know.

(microwave beeps)

- Do you want fries?

- Fries, please.

- Okay.

And a water.

What do you want, babe?

Oh, okay!

Yay!

Oh, should we have chicken wings, too?

Yes, chicken wings!

That's her favorite.

Mom knows.

Come on.

Like mother, like daughter.

Should we get one pizza or two pizzas?

Two!

We'll get two.

And then we'll need like plates.

Ooh.

Ooh, dessert too?

Yeah.

We'll hold off on the orders later.

Okay.

After pizza.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh, and there's like little games that you can play too.

Ooh.

Which option do you want?

Ooh.

Second one.

Okay.

That sounds good.

Yay.

Oh, that was so much fun.

Yeah.

Okay.

Got that.

Yay.

Awesome.

Okay.

Oh, wait.

Okay. Oh, wait. No, we have to choose which lane.

Uh, we'll just do that one.

- That. - Yes, okay.

- Yay, we did it! - Yes, high five!

- We did it! - Yes!

Yeah!

- Ooh! - Teamwork makes the dream work.

- Absolutely. - Mm-hmm.

Teamwork makes the cum work, right?

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm. - Ha-ha-ha.

- Ooh. - Mm-hmm.

- Ooh. - Mm-hmm.

- Ha-ha-ha. - There you go.

- Yay.

- Mm-hmm.

(laughing)

- I bet they are.

(laughing)

- Yeah.

- You go first.

- You are.

(laughing)

- I'm the first?

- Yes, he is.

(laughing)

- Mm-hmm.

- I think I'll go first.

- You'll go first.

- Yes.

- Yes, I like that idea.

- Yeah.

(laughing)

- Mm-hmm.

(laughing)

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh.

- Yeah.

- What ball are you going to use?

- Just the red one.

- The red one?

- Yes.

- Oh, that's perfect.

That's your favorite color.

- Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Ready?

Yeah.

Yes!

Strike!

That's so good.

Woo!

Yay!

She's doing great.

You're already losing.

Now I just need to get the ball back.

Yay!

See?

She didn't even need the bumpers.

Yeah, I'm a pro, honestly.

It's not fair, though.

But it is fair.

You have help, though.

So do you.

I put the bumpers on you.

I put the bumpers on you.

I put the bumpers on you.

I put the bumpers on you.

I put the bumpers on you.

I put the bumpers on you.

I put the bumpers on you.

I put the bumpers on you.

I put the bumpers on you.

So do you. I put the bumpers on accidentally for you too.

So we all have bumpers.

Well, then I'm definitely winning then.

Oh, you talked a big game.

Perfect score.

Let's see if you can do it again, though.

Yeah, I think you can.

She can.

All right. Here comes your ball.

Yay!

Those bumpers are coming in handy.

Yes, they are.

Let's go! Yeah, I put them on every single one of them.

You're welcome. This is how I lose. I didn't know how to do it. It makes it easier,

honestly. It does. That's the way to do it. It's so much nicer. Yeah. If I lose because

you're using bumpers, I'm gonna be upset. You're gonna lose because you suck, don't worry.

Yeah, it's true though. Yeah, we'll have to see. We'll wait until I go up.

Oh my god, it takes so long to go back up. I know, but they're gonna end up charging us if

you break it please don't break it don't break it we didn't even get through the game

okay you got this yeah you got it oh oh oh there you go yeah

good job she did it it's right yeah and she didn't even need the bumpers for that

I won't touch the bumpers at all, watch.

Just wait until you put the bumpers back and forth.

I can't wait to see that.

Here's a bumper!

Yes!

Let's see if you can do it again.

I bet you can.

You got this!

We all got this for sure.

Yeah! Look at the little dinosaur on the screen!

Oh, that's so cute!

Yay!

Oh, wow, yes!

Oh you did good. You did good. I'm so proud of you. Yay!

Mommy I think it's your turn. Oh boy I don't know how I'm gonna follow that.

Yay I got the ball. You got it. Wait you gotta wait for the whole thing to go

get set before you go. Not that patient. Let's go. I know but you can't do it again. Yeah they're

gonna charge us if you break it. Okay you ready? It's up. You ready? Ready. Go. Yes.

Oh that was perfect! Perfect roll!

I got it from you!

Look at this!

Look at the end, look at the little dinosaur on the screen!

Oh that's so pretty!

She's got it!

I'm so proud of you!

She's a fair! Oh it's fair!

She's got it!

Yay! Good job!

I'm so proud of you!

Yay!

It's fine, you'll be fine!

Oh my gosh!

You sure about that? I think so. Your turn?

Yeah, but I gotta wait for your ball. Yeah, well, wait.

Hmm. Oh, wait, I can't get these pants on.

Oh, let's take them off.

Oh, I just sat on the bare seat.

Oh, thank you. On the thing.

Thank you. I know.

All right. Yay. I'm so proud of this.

I'm going to do it this way. Oh, here's your ball. Run away ball. Alright. I can't do this with my nails. Alright. Oh no, it's all over my head. I'm going to get you.

I should be better than this it's the nails and the ball, the ball's a little too heavy

aww look at the little dinosaur he's so mad you need to do better so he can be happy again

Honestly, we wouldn't have even gotten one.

Oh, here comes the ball.

I'm going to try to do a different spin on this one, because that's a bad one.

You got it.

All right.

This sucks being that patient.

Maybe if I do like a different spin, let's see.

Okay.

Yeah, look at that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, look at that.

Look at roll.

You got it.

Oh, hey, one's better than none.

Oh, oh, those nails.

Such a hassle.

You're still doing it.

I'm still with you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're still doing it, you're still doing it.

I'm still winning, let's go!

Oh my god.

Oh, I mean, he's a little happier.

He's showing his support.

Alright, well, Parker.

My turn?

Yeah, I think so.

It's your turn.

That ball's really heavy, be careful.

I'll do my best.

- Yes, his first rodeo, look at him trying to get that stance.

- He got it.

- Oh, wow.

- Yeah, well maybe if you put your shoes on,

you'd bowl a little better.

- He's funny.

- I'm so glad we did this.

- Me too, it was so good bowling day.

I'm so glad you thought of it.

- Of course.

Great stepmom. Of course. I mean, I may be your stepmother, but you're still my daughter.

Your boyfriend's pretty cute too. He is. He's fun.

Nice. I'm glad we did this with him today. Yeah, same.

Oh, you got your shoes on. Yay, now you can play.

Okay, now let's see how you really do. Just don't slip this time.

Don't mess up.

Yeah. Oh, okay.

Oh, I stole it better.

You got all of them down.

See, that's what happens.

Look at your little dinosaur dance.

Aww, it's so happy.

Yes.

Aww.

Yep.

While we're waiting for our pizza, what are your intentions with my daughter?

Uh, you know, just seeing how things go, and you take it slow.

Just seeing? I mean, she's awesome, isn't she?

Oh no, 100%.

Facts. I agree.

Get out.

I mean, how'd you meet?

Uh, college?

Yeah, just one of our classes.

Which class?

I think it was, like, philosophy or something. I don't even know.

That was biology, right?

- I didn't pay attention.

- Clearly, I feel like I'm pulling my teeth

trying to get information out of you two.

- I'm sorry, stepmom.

- As soon as I saw her, all my attention went to her, so.

- I feel like it's like pulling teeth with you two.

Where is that pizza?

- I can go check on it.

- Yeah, you know what, that's a great idea.

- Who did it?

- The pizza is so good.

- It is.

- Mm-hmm.

- I'll go get it.

- I'll let you have it.

- Okay.

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay.

Oh my god. So flexible. Where'd you think you got it from?

yoga. We should probably told him that he needed to grab the

chicken wings too. Oh, probably. He'll come back with

it. He'll be fine. He seems really smart.

Very smart.

Where are you guys going? After bowling? Are you coming back to

our place? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. You know what? I want to get to know him more. Yeah.

You should come over with him later. Yeah, I definitely will. We should do more family

outings. Definitely a lot more. Yes. We have to plan our next trip. Yes. Oh my gosh. Where

- Where do you think we should go after this?

- I don't know.

Bowling is fun.

- Yeah.

- But, maybe we should do like a zoo or something.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Let's go to the zoo, oh my God.

- Right, we'll see all the animals.

- Mm-hmm.

- It'll be fun.

- Yes, it'll be so much fun.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, he's back.

- Oh, hi Patrica.

- They said it'd be a little bit longer.

Oh, they're okay.

I got so excited for it.

I know, I'm sorry.

No, don't be sorry.

I told them to hurry up.

Oh, well, you did good.

Wonder if they have those chicken wings, too, coming.

Uh, they said they were gonna be out with the pizza, yeah.

Oh, beautiful!

Yes!

Talk about that.

Mm-hmm.

You know what they forgot?

Your water.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I should've gotten that.

Yeah.

Wouldn't be the first thing I should've grabbed.

We can get that next time.

Mm-hmm.

When we're done.

Yeah, they arrived with the pizza.

You asked for dinner.

Mm-hmm.

So we decided we're going to go to the zoo on our next family trip.

That sounds fun.

That would be so much fun.

See some elephants and stuff.

Yeah, I mean.

Elephants and tigers, oh my.

Oh, yes.

I really love the pandas.

Oh, yes.

They're my favorite.

My favorite's the elephants.

Did you have fun at the zoo?

Yeah.

Oh, they're my favorite!

My favorite's the elephant.

Did you have fun today? You're a really good bowler.

Oh, thank you. I had a great time.

I still won though.

She did win!

She's always a winner. You're a winner. You got her.

You're right.

That makes me a winner.

Yeah, you basically got all of the strikes with me.

You guys chose a good place though, I really like it here.

Yeah, it's so cute, oh, we'll definitely have to come back.

Yeah.

Good dick.

Can't forget those balls.

Oh, never.

-Ooh. -Uh-huh.

-Good dick. -Mm-hmm.

-Mm-hmm. -Ooh.

-Uh-huh.

-Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm.

-Can't forget those balls.

-Oh, never. -Mm-hmm.

-Yep. -Ooh.

-Yes. -Oh, I'm gonna cum.

-Oh! You're gonna cum?

Yes. -Mm-hmm.

-Ooh.

(moans)

- I'm hungry now. - I know.

- Oh, I think our pizza's coming.

- Yes! - Yay!

- Did it take long enough? - Yes!

- Oh, thank God, we get to eat?

- I'm gonna get my water.

- I'm about to try that. - Yes, and the chicken wings.

Pizza with the wings.

- (gasps) Yes.

- Sounds delicious.

- Let's do it.

- Let's go.

- I think we should do it.

- Yes, that'll be fun.

- Welcome to the family.

I do approve of you and my daughter dating.

- Thank you.

- Yay.

(laughs)

- Okay, pizza time?

- Pizza time.

- Let's do it.

- Pizza time.