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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:23,250 C'mon, you can do it, Alex. You can do it. 4 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:29,375 Eva, 5 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,000 we're made for each other. 6 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:37,875 This may sound weird to you, especially... 7 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:42,125 after not having talked to you all summer. 8 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:46,458 I've been watching you and watching myself, 9 00:00:46,625 --> 00:00:48,625 well, 10 00:00:48,792 --> 00:00:52,542 more watching you, because I know myself, right? 11 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,542 But if you'll let me, I can offer you a plan 12 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,333 you can't refuse. 13 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:02,833 Why don't we go out together? 14 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:10,917 CASTLE COMBE, ENGLAND, 2005 15 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:22,458 Jesus! Look at James Bond! 16 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:25,000 He's got a license to do whatever he wants with me. 17 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:26,333 - Oh, Tati! - Tati... 18 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:30,625 You and your evil minds, I'm just talking about sex. 19 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:34,875 - I like Alex. - Oh, girl! No, no! 20 00:01:35,042 --> 00:01:38,333 - Seriously? - He puts his name on everything. 21 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:41,625 On his books: "Property of Alejandro Fernandez". 22 00:01:41,792 --> 00:01:44,333 On his clothes: "Property of Alejandro Fernandez". 23 00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:47,042 On his balls: "Property of Alejandro Fernandez". 24 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:49,708 There's no name there, 'cause no one uses them. 25 00:01:49,875 --> 00:01:52,583 And if you like, we can get married. 26 00:01:52,792 --> 00:01:54,125 He's organized. 27 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:57,333 No, organized, no, he's obsessive. 28 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,000 He's "Mr. Plans"! 29 00:02:00,042 --> 00:02:02,542 And we can have kids, 30 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:05,458 get old together, 31 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,833 which with medical advances 32 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,292 could be a long time. 33 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:18,542 C'mon, Alex, now or never. Now or never. 34 00:03:16,542 --> 00:03:18,375 Hi, honey! 35 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,833 I missed you! 36 00:03:22,792 --> 00:03:24,458 What? Mission accomplished. 37 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:26,250 Is he your boyfriend? 38 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:28,583 Hello. 39 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,250 - Is that nice? - Yeah. 40 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:33,708 - Yeah? I'll have some, okay? - Okay. 41 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:37,542 I'd better leave it here. 42 00:03:37,708 --> 00:03:38,542 - Hold on. - Sorry. 43 00:03:38,708 --> 00:03:41,458 No, don't worry. It's fine. 44 00:03:42,542 --> 00:03:43,917 It's fine. 45 00:03:46,417 --> 00:03:50,292 Look at you, we leave tomorrow and it's all folded already. 46 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,458 We have to talk, even if... 47 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:05,875 I don't remember a thing in the morning. 48 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:11,333 Talk about what? 49 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:14,917 Politics, society, 50 00:04:15,042 --> 00:04:19,000 whale migration... I don't know what to talk about. 51 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:22,708 Alex... 52 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:32,042 No! Seriously? Really? 53 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:35,250 You put names on everything? 54 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,625 It's normal. 55 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:40,125 I haven't told anyone this. 56 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:42,333 Well, my girl friends, yes, but... 57 00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:46,875 You... 58 00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:50,667 are very cute. 59 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:00,375 Got it? 60 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,042 Okay? 61 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:05,250 Eva, 62 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,875 I have something to tell you too. 63 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,125 Really? 64 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:17,000 Look, it turns out that... 65 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:18,792 What? 66 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:22,750 I think that since... I was looking at you and... 67 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:24,875 at myself... 68 00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:27,500 - I've got a plan. - A plan? 69 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:31,792 Right then, I I'd like to... 70 00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:35,750 I don't know if you, maybe... 71 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,417 we could go out together. 72 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:46,042 Eva? 73 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:50,500 Eva. 74 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:11,958 Eva's brain. 75 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:19,375 Eva's brain, I know you can hear me, 76 00:06:19,542 --> 00:06:23,333 because I've done some research into neurons. 77 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:27,792 Send this message to your owner, please. 78 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,792 "You're really cute too. 79 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:36,042 Signed, Alex". 80 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:49,083 Eva's brain, don't forget the message. 81 00:06:59,042 --> 00:07:01,667 You never told me about the brain message. 82 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,833 If I had, you might not be marrying me. 83 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,250 I read it in a science magazine. 84 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:07,958 But now there's no going back. 85 00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:09,125 Okay. 86 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:10,333 Go, guys. 87 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:13,500 Let's start again. Signs up! 88 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,458 What does this wedding mean to you? 89 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:23,042 THE BRIDE AND GROOM 90 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:25,292 - Go, Mom, we're filming. - Back up, Irene, 91 00:07:25,417 --> 00:07:27,875 - you'll get my "bar codes”. - My girl! 92 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:29,667 - Hi, Dad. - Are you filming? 93 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:32,875 My son's found a wonderful girl: Eva. 94 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,708 Wonderful, wonderful. 95 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:36,250 - Dad! - Yes. 96 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:38,875 Sorry. 97 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,417 This wedding's bloody great. 98 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:47,875 Can I say "bloody"? 99 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,960 You're the father of the bride. Say what you like. 100 00:07:50,042 --> 00:07:52,958 Now? Are we set? Okay. What did I have to say? 101 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:55,917 Wait... Oh, yes. They met in Castle Combe. 102 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:58,625 We went there one summer to learn English, Eva, "Six" and I. 103 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:02,958 I didn't learn a thing, but Eva did. And... bam! 104 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:07,542 Anything, but in 20 minutes. We have to stick to the plan. 105 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:09,917 At 12.30 we have her final dress try-on 106 00:08:10,042 --> 00:08:12,125 and at 1.30, the travel agency. 107 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:16,458 The Pelayo girl, the Martinez Gonzalez girl... 108 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:20,000 - No, he has to marry... - Cut! 109 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,375 Marriage is the precursor to great disappointment. 110 00:08:22,542 --> 00:08:24,625 My disappointment lasted 5 years. 111 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:27,125 Don't say that on tape, it's nasty. 112 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:28,708 Oh, the sign! 113 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:32,542 I'm Tatiana, Eva's cousin, then there's "Six"... 114 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:33,750 "Six“! 115 00:08:33,917 --> 00:08:35,000 this girl here. 116 00:08:35,167 --> 00:08:37,958 My buddy's cool wedding! 117 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,375 Translate. 118 00:08:39,708 --> 00:08:41,708 My buddy's cool wedding! 119 00:08:42,792 --> 00:08:44,833 Malaga Cathedral, 120 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,583 -the Church of el Carmen, 121 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:50,375 - Yes! - The basilica of St. Jerome. 122 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:52,458 No! 123 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:56,667 They're marrying in a house in some horrid English village. 124 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:58,917 And why? Let me tell them. 125 00:08:59,042 --> 00:09:00,875 Because they met there. 126 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,125 Alex, above all, lots of communication, 127 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:08,458 - talking works things out. - And a lot of patience. 128 00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:11,500 And, above all, don't feel intim... 129 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:14,000 - intimidated. - Never. 130 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:17,583 I'm the groom's sister, Irene. 131 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:20,167 - What are you doing? - The bride's cousin! 132 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:21,333 Get off! 133 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,667 Something's come up. 134 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:27,417 See? He makes a mountain out of a molehill, 135 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:29,333 but I love him anyway. 136 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:31,875 It's the wedding dress, 137 00:09:32,042 --> 00:09:34,000 it won't arrive until Friday. 138 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,458 Until Friday. 139 00:09:45,292 --> 00:09:47,000 NOW 140 00:09:47,167 --> 00:09:48,875 OR 141 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,708 NEVER 142 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,458 Look out, this is delicate. 143 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,042 "Guernica" is delicate, that's a wedding dress. 144 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,542 Besides, those bags are tough as tanks. 145 00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:30,792 Damn! 146 00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:34,500 - Fermin, you dented it. - Sorry. 147 00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:37,875 Look, here we are, Dad. 148 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,375 5 minutes before the set time. 149 00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:41,667 Well done, son. 150 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:45,125 I just hope people are punctual and stick to... 151 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:46,458 the plan. 152 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,125 Have a good trip. 153 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:00,375 - Thanks. - Thanks a lot. 154 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,833 Where are we meeting? 155 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,458 Terminal 1. 156 00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:11,917 Look, this is Terminal 2. 157 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:16,292 We're going to have to hurry. 158 00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:17,542 Come on. 159 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:23,333 - Let's go, we're going. - Let's move. 160 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,625 Let's go. 161 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:28,250 Lickety-split. 162 00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:30,250 C'mon, hurry up. 163 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,292 Let's go, let's go! 164 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:38,458 Look who's here! 165 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,708 The fathers of the bride and groom! 166 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:43,333 - Have to film this. - Always with the camera. 167 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:44,917 Look... 168 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:50,000 I'm at the airport, and who do I have here? 169 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:53,333 - None other than the groom! - Yeah! 170 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:56,083 Stress him out! Take some photos! 171 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:57,375 Go! 172 00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,000 The bride and groom! 173 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:04,125 Did you bring your passports? 174 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,708 I'm recording! Go! 175 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:10,000 The groom, my fave, deserves a Mexican wave! 176 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,500 Let's check in, look at the time. 177 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,458 I want to get a group photo! 178 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:20,375 I created a Facebook event called "English Wedding Shambles" 179 00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:23,792 and I want a photo. Please, brother, look at me. 180 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,792 A quick photo! Out of the way! 181 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 A photo! 182 00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:29,917 Let's go! 183 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:32,583 24 HOURS TO THE WEDDING 184 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:35,292 CASTLE COMBE, ENGLAND 185 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:48,417 Like it? Just like me and Alex. 186 00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:51,667 Yes, that's how they make those dolls in China, 187 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,917 the spitting image of you two. 188 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,750 Can you act like a sister who loves and supports me, 189 00:12:57,917 --> 00:12:59,667 instead of a grump? 190 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:01,125 I'll try, 191 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,958 but being divorced and cheated on doesn't help much. 192 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,125 Sure. 193 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:09,917 Eva, where do I put this? 194 00:13:10,042 --> 00:13:12,708 Why don't you give it to the professionals? 195 00:13:16,042 --> 00:13:18,375 - Professional slackers. - "Six", please... 196 00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:21,333 I'm just trying to help. They won't let me do anything. 197 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,500 Okay, take this to the tables. Where's Tatiana? 198 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:34,583 What? 199 00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:39,083 That wedding singer you got... 200 00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:43,375 Hats off! He's got this huge... 201 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:45,750 microphone. 202 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,625 - Microphone, okay. - We like him. 203 00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:51,333 Yes, but don't shag anyone else, or Caritina will... 204 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,833 - Eva, sweetie! - Hi. 205 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,125 Caritina, how does it look? 206 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,625 Bad, bad. 207 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:01,958 But, of course, a wedding in winter in soggy Britain... 208 00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:04,292 Of course. 209 00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:07,625 I just ordered the flowers to be changed. 210 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:11,750 Why daisies, Eva? They're so common! 211 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:14,000 Alejandro has never seen daisies in the house. 212 00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:16,750 In parks and gardens, yes, but not at home. 213 00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:19,417 The cake's from last year's catalogue, 214 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:23,125 and it was passé even then. A drink so soon? 215 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,542 And the altar can't be round, 216 00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:28,750 it has to be frontal, as always. 217 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,667 - And why's that? - Sweetie, 218 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:34,333 changing it is essential, I needn't tell you. 219 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,500 6 or 7, 6 or 7. No, not that one. 220 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:40,833 She hates me, but Alex is worth it. 221 00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,625 Yes, all grooms are worth it, 222 00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:47,083 until they become husbands. 223 00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:49,125 We're off to London! 224 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:53,792 I've never travelled before. 225 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,750 It's Eva. I'll be right back. 226 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:56,833 Hi. 227 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,958 - Are you worth it? - Sure I am! 228 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:03,542 I waited for the dress. I'm a real catch. 229 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,458 Alex is a catch, I'll have you know. 230 00:15:07,292 --> 00:15:08,917 You don't regret it? 231 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,375 Mostly because we're already at the airport. 232 00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:14,125 I want to see you. When are you coming? 233 00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:17,000 When? When? 234 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,500 In 4 hours and 46 minutes... 235 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,875 In 4 hours and 45 minutes I'll be on your back. 236 00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:26,333 By the way, how is it with my mother? 237 00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:30,250 Fine, earning the affection of the English workers. 238 00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:33,000 I promise I'll do all I can to prevent her 239 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,708 from coming on the honeymoon. 240 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:37,958 Alex... 241 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:39,542 Can you imagine that? 242 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,167 Alex? 243 00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:49,417 I'll call you right back, okay? 244 00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,500 Okay. 245 00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:55,458 - Excuse me, what's happened? - All the flights are cancelled. 246 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:56,625 What? 247 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:00,667 Dad. 248 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:02,250 Go and ask, Alex. 249 00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,750 - We're going to a wedding. - Relax. 250 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,875 Look what it says. 251 00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:11,167 CANCELLED 252 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,167 Oh, please! 253 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:26,542 No, no, it can't be cancelled, we all bought our tickets. 254 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,792 But it's all planned. We can't cancel it. 255 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:33,625 They won't say anything here. Let's go to Information. 256 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,875 This kid's more lost than we are. 257 00:16:36,042 --> 00:16:38,125 - He's got no idea. - Let's go. 258 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,833 - Really! - Come on. 259 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:51,458 I know, but I have no idea what's going on. 260 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,292 Excuse me, miss, 261 00:16:53,417 --> 00:16:57,000 no disrespect, but what sort of shit information do you give here? 262 00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:59,875 Shit...? Exactly, where the bathrooms are and such. 263 00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:03,000 So you had no warning of this, nor do you have a Plan B. 264 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:06,333 You should go to the airline you're flying with. 265 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,500 Thanks a lot. 266 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:10,042 Dad, with an Excel, this wouldn't have happened. 267 00:17:11,292 --> 00:17:13,458 Follow me, please. 268 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,125 How did these people get here so fast? 269 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:23,083 - Dad, this will take forever. - I'll explain it... 270 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,875 Relax, I'll jump the queue and find out. 271 00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:28,792 Yes, jump the queue. 272 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:31,417 - Out of the way. - Say I'm getting married! 273 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,875 - How rude! - Tell her... 274 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,875 she's the woman of my life. 275 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:40,167 - Of course she is. - They're getting married, lady. 276 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,250 Go. 277 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,583 Thank you. 278 00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:49,417 We're told that the cancellation of the flights 279 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,250 is due to a strike by air traffic controllers. 280 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,125 Any complaints go to 281 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,833 - AENA customer service. - Where's that? 282 00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:00,917 - On the upper floor. - Upper is upstairs. 283 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,000 - Let's go. - C'mon, upstairs. 284 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,917 I don't fancy walking. 285 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,458 This is a joke: up and down... Please! 286 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:19,500 Air traffic controllers are thieves! 287 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:22,917 Air traffic controllers are thieves! 288 00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:26,042 Air traffic controllers are thieves! 289 00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,917 You'll see how this ends up, Santiago, 290 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,042 because what starts out wrong... 291 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:35,458 I don't get why this is happening to me now. 292 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:38,583 Come on, son, be positive. 293 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,333 We'll laugh about this one day. 294 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,375 We regret this situation. 295 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:47,875 We don't know when normality will be re-established. 296 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,542 All flights from Spanish airports have been cancelled. 297 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,750 No flights are leaving Spain. 298 00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:57,333 Indefinite strike, 299 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,125 in-def-in-ite. 300 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:05,500 My colleagues will hand out 301 00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:09,292 complaint forms to anyone who requires them. 302 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,625 I'm so wound up... 303 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:28,042 - What do we do? - Yes. What do we do? 304 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,792 We have to do something. 305 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,333 Set fire to the airport. 306 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,625 There's no choice. It's not going to get any better. 307 00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:37,000 This is outrageous, they treat us like scum. 308 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,875 - Like trash. - Like sheep. 309 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,625 - Like sheep! - Listen to me. 310 00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:46,667 Listen, please! I've got the solution! 311 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:48,917 Hold on, listen to her alternative. 312 00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:51,292 We put the wedding back one day. 313 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,333 Alex: Fermin, Dad and you take Dad's car to Marseilles. 314 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:58,333 I just reserved the last three tickets left for London. 315 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,292 What about us? I'm not missing my nephew's wedding. 316 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,958 And I'm not missing my cousin's wedding. 317 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,958 Relax, Mr. Anti-System. 318 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:12,125 I just hired a bus. We're going by bus. 319 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,250 It'll take quite a few hours, but... 320 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:18,333 by midday Sunday we'll be there, and the wedding in the afternoon. 321 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:21,708 It's better to delay the wedding than cancel it, right? 322 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:22,875 Well... 323 00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:25,125 What do you think? 324 00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,083 I think... 325 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,667 it's a great plan. 326 00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:35,458 It is a great plan, isn't it? 327 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,833 Yes, I can see it, the wedding is on. 328 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,042 I'm getting married! 329 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,792 I'm getting married! 330 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,750 Bravo! The wedding is on! 331 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,500 Don't ask me... 332 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:03,250 Daisies are for pigs. 333 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,042 -Hello 334 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,375 So, are you boarding? 335 00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:08,833 Well, more or less. 336 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:12,542 More less than more. I haven't... 337 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:15,833 boarded. Nor has anyone else. 338 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,542 There's a... You're going to laugh. 339 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:22,000 It's an air traffic controllers strike, no one's leaving Spain. 340 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,042 Alex, I know you're joking. 341 00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:28,750 It's no joke. It's Murphy's law, 342 00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:30,375 it's caught up with us. 343 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,875 No... Alex, no, no... 344 00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:36,875 What do we do? Cancel the wedding? 345 00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:38,333 No, no, Eva, 346 00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:39,917 no one's cancelling anything. 347 00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:42,750 Aren't I Mr. Plans? Well, we've got one. 348 00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:46,000 My dad, your dad and I are taking my dad's car 349 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,292 - and going to Marseilles. - Marseilles? 350 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:49,917 We'll fly to London from there. 351 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,042 My sister's hired a bus for everyone else. 352 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,875 They'll make it. 353 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,083 Just one thing, nothing really... 354 00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:59,458 The wedding has to be postponed for one day. 355 00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:02,125 Well, if... 356 00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,708 it has to be postponed one day... 357 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:08,000 Eva, we either grab the reins of the situation 358 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:11,458 or the situation will grab us by... the reins. 359 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:15,125 - What's that mean? - It sounded better in my head. 360 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:18,833 I'm going to marry you, that's what matters, 361 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000 and no strike is stopping that, okay? 362 00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,458 Okay? 363 00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:28,833 You just get yourself here, I'll take care of everything. 364 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,750 Yes! That's the spirit! 365 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,000 - That's my girl! - Damn! 366 00:22:34,542 --> 00:22:36,292 - I love you. - Hold on... 367 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,167 I do love you. 368 00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:41,292 - That's great. - Ciao. 369 00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:42,792 Oh, Lord! 370 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:47,375 What's he done to you? I knew it, he's got cold feet. 371 00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:49,708 No, it's not that. 372 00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:53,292 It's an air traffic controllers strike. 373 00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:56,083 He can't leave Spain, so we have to postpone for a day. 374 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,167 But I don't know... 375 00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:01,750 how to tell these people to come back tomorrow, 376 00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:05,042 because they had their hopes up about this wedding 377 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:08,417 and it'll break their hearts if something goes wrong. 378 00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:12,042 It's the most important day of their lives, now it's all askew. 379 00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:13,958 They don't care. 380 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:16,542 I don't think they do... 381 00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:19,958 She's talking about herself, not the workers. 382 00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:26,458 Eva, come here. 383 00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:28,708 Come on. 384 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:32,875 Take it easy, I'll get them to go away, okay? 385 00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:34,792 Come on. 386 00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:40,708 Alright... 387 00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,375 You, listen up. 388 00:23:46,042 --> 00:23:48,042 The wedding's delayed. 389 00:23:48,292 --> 00:23:51,583 Tomorrow, no wedding, the next day, yes. 390 00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:54,167 So now, stop in the name of love. 391 00:23:56,292 --> 00:23:58,000 And tomorrow, maybe... 392 00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:00,375 the wedding going on. 393 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:05,792 Oh, sod it! 394 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,875 WEDDING DELAYED 395 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,958 Hello, we're in the year 3054. 396 00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:29,250 Humanity has been wiped out, 397 00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:32,792 and only one brave bunch holds on with the one aim... 398 00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:34,667 Get to the Wedding Shambles! 399 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:41,167 - The aunties are smoking! - It's not fair! 400 00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:43,792 This is a riot. 401 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:47,000 I'm smoking and they can say what they like! 402 00:24:49,042 --> 00:24:51,750 I'd love to see your frantic face. 403 00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:57,750 - That's illegal! - Sorry, sorry. 404 00:24:57,917 --> 00:25:01,250 Fermin, you know there's a brake as well as an accelerator? 405 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,875 I'm used to driving a taxi. 406 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,917 Yes, it's about the flights cancelled in Barcelona. 407 00:25:06,042 --> 00:25:09,083 - A friend of mine had an Astra. - Yes, miss. 408 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:12,333 He bought a Porsche and never phoned me again. 409 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:15,042 Quiet, I claiming on the tickets. 410 00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:18,458 We've been spouting letters and numbers for two hours. 411 00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:20,333 It's like we're playing Battleship. 412 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,750 The locator? Again? 413 00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:25,000 - P... - "P" for Palencia. 414 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:26,417 - L... "L" for Leon. 415 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:27,875 - S... - "S" For Seville. 416 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,708 -For "queer". 417 00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:31,625 - 13... - Good one! 418 00:25:31,792 --> 00:25:34,500 Miss, I've told you 30 times. Please! 419 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,542 No, 30's not the locator number! 420 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,417 You sank my battleship! 421 00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:41,625 Miss, don't... 422 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:45,083 They put on that Tina Turner song again! 423 00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,667 Belén, pass me a couple of those. 424 00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:54,417 - Feeling better? - Yes, I just got a bit down. 425 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:57,333 No, no, "down", no! What do you mean, "down"? 426 00:25:57,542 --> 00:26:01,125 Let's shake it up, girls! Are we partying tonight? 427 00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:03,125 Party! 428 00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:06,292 - I want to get married. - God, Eva, you're obsessed! 429 00:26:06,417 --> 00:26:09,833 We've been preparing the wedding for a week. We need some fun. 430 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,083 - I need alcohol. - Sure. 431 00:26:12,292 --> 00:26:15,292 Whatever they had to do today, they can do tomorrow. 432 00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:17,792 So today is today and tomorrow... 433 00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:19,375 well, is tomorrow. 434 00:26:19,542 --> 00:26:23,542 Treat it as the hens night you didn't have. 435 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:27,750 I've had three hens nights, all three organized by you. 436 00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:30,708 Hats off to me. Were you bored at any of them? 437 00:26:30,917 --> 00:26:34,333 Are we partying English-style, or sitting here moping? 438 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,042 You three go if you like. 439 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:39,500 Eva, sweetie! It's an ill wind that blows no one any good. 440 00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:44,000 We're giving this wedding a touch of class and glamor. 441 00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:47,167 Out with the tacky, the gaudy and those dried flowers, 442 00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:50,083 and welcome the imperial lamps! 443 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:53,750 - Wow, Caritina, that's nice. - Very pretty. 444 00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:57,167 Look: Alex, Eva. 445 00:26:58,292 --> 00:27:00,375 This is for 6... or 7. 446 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:03,333 It's actually very easy. 447 00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:05,958 - This is for you, one for you... - Thanks. 448 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,500 - and for you. - Eva, didn't we have to...? 449 00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:11,250 - Oh, yes! - We forgot. 450 00:27:11,417 --> 00:27:13,000 We're going to be late. 451 00:27:13,125 --> 00:27:14,167 Where are you...? 452 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,708 - We haven't got time. - What do you have to do? 453 00:27:16,875 --> 00:27:19,292 - Caritina... - It's all done. 454 00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:20,833 But... 455 00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:24,167 the lamps won't paint themselves. 456 00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:26,167 I'm crazy in love with you... 457 00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:29,958 We're cousins, by blood, 458 00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:33,042 not second cousins.. I said just "cousins" before. 459 00:27:33,292 --> 00:27:35,458 No, cousins by blood, 460 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:37,958 through Caritina, the bride's mother. 461 00:27:38,083 --> 00:27:40,417 She pretends to be someone she's not. 462 00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:42,583 I tell her: "Girl, don't put on airs with me, 463 00:27:42,792 --> 00:27:44,958 I saw you in Almeria..." 464 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:47,458 She had black snot 465 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:50,667 from the peppers in the country that had dirt on them. 466 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:54,000 So she met this guy, my brother-in-law, 467 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:55,458 and he's a dentist. 468 00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:59,167 "All your life picking peppers, girl, 469 00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:01,875 and now you stick your fingers in mouths? No way!". 470 00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:05,000 MARSEILLES 471 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:07,375 passengers for London... 472 00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:10,792 LONDON 473 00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:12,667 It's your daughter. I'll be right back. 474 00:28:15,917 --> 00:28:18,833 - Hiya, cutie. - Hi, how are you? 475 00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:20,625 - Are you alright? - Well, 476 00:28:20,792 --> 00:28:23,167 I got stressed out at first 477 00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:25,167 with the claims form. 478 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:28,625 They put me onto a machine, and I can't talk to machines. 479 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:32,083 - Poor boy. - I'm not as fine as you. 480 00:28:32,292 --> 00:28:34,458 What I wouldn't give for a pint right now. 481 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:37,250 I'm not really keen on this, but... 482 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:38,833 I felt kind of... 483 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:39,708 obliged. 484 00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:42,333 Let me guess: my mother. 485 00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:45,542 Yes. And her imperial lamps. 486 00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:48,500 Look, let's do this, okay? 487 00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:50,917 You go with the girls 488 00:28:51,042 --> 00:28:53,833 and have some stiff drinks to our health, 489 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,458 and forget about my mother, my father, 490 00:28:57,667 --> 00:28:59,292 and even me. 491 00:28:59,417 --> 00:29:02,333 One drink and I'm going home, there's lots to do tomorrow. 492 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,542 Where's that wild 493 00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:07,375 and crazy Eva I met 10 years ago? 494 00:29:07,542 --> 00:29:11,542 - Where is she? - I don't know, maybe she's... 495 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:14,125 looking for Alex the planner and calculator 496 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,000 she fell in love with. 497 00:29:16,125 --> 00:29:18,792 I think that kid stayed in Castle Combe. 498 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,678 He went there 10 years ago to study English. 499 00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:22,958 Really? If I find him, I'm shagging him. 500 00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:27,250 We're boarding now, okay? I'll get going. 501 00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:31,000 - Big kiss. I love you. - I love you too, loads. 502 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:33,000 'Bye. 503 00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:39,792 Thank you. 504 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,542 What's he saying? 505 00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:57,458 He says that because of a mass of volcanic smoke, 506 00:29:57,625 --> 00:30:01,000 all the London airports are closed, 507 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:02,708 so they're diverting it to Amsterdam. 508 00:30:08,667 --> 00:30:09,667 No! 509 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:12,458 No, no, no! 510 00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:16,250 - One. - Barcelona! 511 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:23,417 I can't go to Amsterdam, I need to go to London! 512 00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:26,625 It's urgent, I'm getting married! 513 00:30:27,417 --> 00:30:30,833 A cloud? Go through it! I need to get to London! 514 00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:34,500 Two! 515 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,250 - Are you Spanish? - Yes! 516 00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:40,000 - I speak Spanish. - Oh, yeah? 517 00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:41,833 - I was there for three years. - Where? 518 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000 In Gijén, 519 00:30:43,917 --> 00:30:45,750 Another shot? On the house. 520 00:30:50,458 --> 00:30:53,333 I'll jump! I will! I'll jump and cause a scene! 521 00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:58,625 - Three! - Three! 522 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,875 I want to go to London, not Amsterdam! 523 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,833 Dad, tell them to let me go! 524 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,083 I'll do a Kate Moss, miss! 525 00:31:08,292 --> 00:31:09,792 Four! 526 00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:17,000 Eva, I'm going, I'm really tired. 527 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 No, just kidding, you idiot! 528 00:31:20,167 --> 00:31:22,750 I'm jumping that singer's bones! 529 00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:27,125 These are my girls! 530 00:31:29,167 --> 00:31:30,833 Let go of me! 531 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,792 Please, leave him alone! 532 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:52,458 I'm staying with my buddy! 533 00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:19,167 I'm sticking around by myself! 534 00:32:36,458 --> 00:32:40,375 I missed the boat with English... and French, 535 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,667 all of them. 536 00:33:02,917 --> 00:33:06,125 Bugger all, eh? They're crap. 537 00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:09,375 Nothing. Everyone's following that flight attendant. 538 00:33:09,542 --> 00:33:11,708 Get the bags, I'll get Alex. 539 00:33:12,417 --> 00:33:13,833 Are you alright, son? 540 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,458 Why are you smiling? 541 00:33:17,625 --> 00:33:18,958 I'm not smiling. 542 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:19,917 Then what? 543 00:33:20,042 --> 00:33:21,625 It's the electricity. 544 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,500 - The what? - The electricity. 545 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:26,250 Oh, the electricity. Can you move? 546 00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:28,500 - Yes. - C'mon, I'll help you. 547 00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:31,792 Good. 548 00:33:31,958 --> 00:33:34,875 The man says they'll pay for a hotel for us. 549 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:35,667 What? 550 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:38,000 He says they'll pay for a hotel. 551 00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:39,958 - The hotel, yes. - It's paid for. 552 00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:42,542 - But you're okay, son? - Well, 553 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:44,292 I've had better days, Dad. 554 00:34:12,042 --> 00:34:13,333 Hello. 555 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,042 Hi, how are you? 556 00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:18,000 Good morning. 557 00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:21,667 You sound like a guy. Did you party hard last night? 558 00:34:24,542 --> 00:34:26,250 You have no idea. 559 00:34:27,417 --> 00:34:29,125 I don't remember how I got back 560 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:32,083 - or when. - Or if you made it back. 561 00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:37,333 So, how was the flight? 562 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,833 It was... the usual. 563 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:41,792 When do you get here? 564 00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:43,458 Eva... 565 00:34:44,542 --> 00:34:47,458 something's come up, again. 566 00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:50,333 No, don't tell me you're still in Marseilles. 567 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:52,042 If only I were. 568 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:54,542 I'm in Amsterdam. 569 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,083 Amsterdam? 570 00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,458 - Amsterdam?! - Eva... 571 00:35:00,375 --> 00:35:01,958 - Is everything alright? - Yes. 572 00:35:02,083 --> 00:35:04,458 Yes, yes. It's just that... 573 00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:07,792 I dropped my mobile at the surprise of Amsterdam. 574 00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:09,333 Why is your voice so low? 575 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:13,000 Why is your voice so low? 576 00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:16,542 I'm hoarse, Alex, 577 00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:20,000 from singing so much, I sang all night. 578 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:21,167 Right. 579 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,958 Listen, Eva, I'm really sorry, 580 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:27,750 but we'll have to delay the wedding another day. 581 00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:30,667 Sure, but... 582 00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:34,000 I don't know what's going on, it's weird. 583 00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:38,000 A volcanic cloud. Can't they predict that? 584 00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:41,542 I'm sorry, but there are some things I just can't... 585 00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:44,042 COSTUME MUSEUM 586 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:45,667 control. 587 00:35:45,833 --> 00:35:49,417 Honey, if... if it's delayed, then that's that. 588 00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:52,083 They said at the airport 589 00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,292 that flights will be back on as of Monday. 590 00:35:55,458 --> 00:35:57,083 How about... 591 00:35:57,292 --> 00:35:58,917 - we get married on Monday? - No! 592 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:00,250 No? 593 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:02,792 Yeah, yeah, we'll get married on Monday 594 00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:05,000 - for a good start to the week. - Of course. 595 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:11,708 - The dress. - Naked! The dress... 596 00:36:11,875 --> 00:36:13,125 No, the dress is fine. 597 00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:16,375 I'd better go, I've got lots to do. 598 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:20,500 Me too. I'll call you. 599 00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:23,333 - Big kiss, honey. - Okay, 'bye. 600 00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:26,875 - To the bride and groom! - Hurrah! 601 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Good morning. 602 00:36:28,042 --> 00:36:29,833 At the back, the party people. 603 00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:33,125 Good morning. Listen for a second, please. 604 00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:35,000 My dad just called 605 00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:37,625 and they've been diverted to Amsterdam. 606 00:36:37,917 --> 00:36:40,000 - What's that about? - Even better. 607 00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:42,958 We're gonna get wasted! It's paradise. 608 00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:45,917 So the wedding's in Amsterdam? 609 00:36:46,042 --> 00:36:50,250 It'll be where it has to be, but there's a slight change. 610 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:54,000 The wedding's on Monday. Who here works on Monday? 611 00:36:54,167 --> 00:36:57,417 Work, no, but I've got the doctor, an MRI. 612 00:36:57,583 --> 00:37:01,375 Who here would ditch work or an MRI for a wedding? 613 00:37:01,542 --> 00:37:03,750 - Me! - Me! 614 00:37:04,542 --> 00:37:06,333 - I fly away... - A wedding! 615 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:08,125 I come flying. 616 00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:10,750 I fly away, 617 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:12,667 I come flying. 618 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:16,500 I have fun along the way. 619 00:37:17,417 --> 00:37:20,625 I have fun along the way. 620 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,500 What is this? 621 00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:34,625 - This is a suit... - It's a soldier's suit. 622 00:37:36,792 --> 00:37:41,417 What were you doing at the airport, magic tricks? 623 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:43,917 I don't know what happened. 624 00:37:44,042 --> 00:37:46,958 - We've got to deal with this. - Let's call Little Carmen. 625 00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:49,000 - Who? - Franco's granddaughter. 626 00:37:49,125 --> 00:37:52,125 She's bound to have all her grandad's wardrobe. 627 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:55,333 - I keep all my grandad's stuff. - "Ramiro Miranda de Ansurez". 628 00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:57,375 That's right! Who's that? 629 00:37:57,542 --> 00:38:00,000 That's who we have to meet. 630 00:38:00,167 --> 00:38:03,292 He's bound to have a dress he doesn't want 631 00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:05,750 and we have a suit we don't want. 632 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,542 Plain as day. 633 00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:09,583 He's waking up. 634 00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:30,917 Forgive my friend, she's very impulsive. 635 00:38:32,792 --> 00:38:36,417 We dressed you to avoid an awkward situation. 636 00:38:36,583 --> 00:38:40,583 Awkward for them, I'm totally cool with nudity. 637 00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:44,292 Eva, what's going on? 638 00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:48,417 I don't know. I don't remember a thing. 639 00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:50,667 - Listen, can you go now? - Yes. 640 00:38:50,833 --> 00:38:53,333 - It's late. - Not to rush you, but... 641 00:38:53,542 --> 00:38:54,542 But yes... 642 00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:57,375 Can you get going? 643 00:38:57,542 --> 00:38:59,750 We'll see each other again, right? 644 00:39:00,167 --> 00:39:01,000 What are you looking at? 645 00:39:01,167 --> 00:39:02,917 No, no. No, no, no. 646 00:39:03,042 --> 00:39:04,708 I think we will. 647 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:08,458 I think you'll get the shit kicked out of you unless you go. 648 00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:12,500 No, just kidding. Downstairs, on the right, 649 00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:15,250 and go, okay? Ciao. 650 00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:17,833 What? 651 00:39:18,042 --> 00:39:20,917 I don't want that. Absolutely not! 652 00:39:21,458 --> 00:39:23,625 - Caritina! - Caritina! Caritina! 653 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,917 Caritina... 654 00:39:26,042 --> 00:39:28,292 Pili, bring your hairspray, the stuff here is awful 655 00:39:28,417 --> 00:39:30,917 and no permanent can stand this English damp. 656 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,333 Slower. 657 00:39:34,792 --> 00:39:37,625 Thanks for seeing me out, you're all so nice. 658 00:39:39,958 --> 00:39:41,083 Wow, lots of flowers. 659 00:39:41,292 --> 00:39:43,292 Are you getting a party ready? 660 00:39:43,458 --> 00:39:45,667 Yes, but nothing unusual. 661 00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:48,500 "Nothing unusual”, she says. It's a fucking wedding! 662 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:50,125 - Who's getting married? - She is. 663 00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:51,917 - I am! Yes! - You? 664 00:39:52,042 --> 00:39:53,708 To the man of my life. I'm so in love. 665 00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:56,000 And he's a sex machine. I'm really nervous... 666 00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:58,042 Okay, 'bye. 667 00:39:58,542 --> 00:39:59,917 Bye-bye. 668 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:04,000 Caritina... 669 00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:05,500 Thanks. 670 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:11,833 - Hello. - Hello. 671 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,875 What are you doing there looking like a Greek chorus 672 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 of numbskulls? 673 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:20,917 In case the bride's forgotten, there's a wedding to organize. 674 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,750 Alex... is in Amsterdam. 675 00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:32,500 - Amsterdam? - What's he doing there? 676 00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:37,000 We have to delay the wedding one more day. One more day. 677 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:39,083 What a drag. 678 00:40:39,292 --> 00:40:42,333 - You two are the limit. - Right. 679 00:40:45,917 --> 00:40:46,917 Alright... 680 00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,333 The wedding... kaput. 681 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:04,000 WEDDING DELAYED AGAIN 682 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:14,000 What have I done? What have I done? 683 00:41:15,417 --> 00:41:19,333 Maybe you didn't do anything. You pass out after three drinks. 684 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,125 Don't torture yourself about it. 685 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:23,125 I should torture myself, 686 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:25,833 I've really screwed the pooch. 687 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,625 I've got the world's greatest guy and... 688 00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:32,042 I cheat on him. 689 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,125 - What are you going to do? - Tell him. 690 00:41:38,458 --> 00:41:41,292 - No, you're not calling him. - Belén, please. 691 00:41:41,417 --> 00:41:43,500 - Give it to me. - You're not calling him. 692 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:45,667 Please, calm down. 693 00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:47,583 - "Six", please. - We'll think of something. 694 00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:50,042 I'll just tell him. I want to do things right. 695 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:52,583 There are two ways to do that, and this is the easy way. 696 00:41:52,792 --> 00:41:55,417 - Okay, what's the hard way? - Deal with it 697 00:41:55,583 --> 00:41:58,167 and make sure Alex never finds out. 698 00:41:58,542 --> 00:42:02,167 Do you break his heart now or make him happy his whole life? 699 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:05,458 Even I know the answer to that. 700 00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:07,750 If you say nothing, Alex will never know, 701 00:42:07,917 --> 00:42:10,708 because I won't tell him, and neither will Belén 702 00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:12,708 or Tatiana. 703 00:42:12,875 --> 00:42:15,958 So who's going to tell him? 704 00:42:17,792 --> 00:42:19,792 I slept with the bride, eh? 705 00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:23,958 Alex and Eva? 706 00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:30,417 I swear I'll beat the living shit out of him! 707 00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:33,833 It's me, with Eva. 708 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,667 Can you see alright? 709 00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:41,958 This is... Eva's little butt. 710 00:42:44,292 --> 00:42:48,083 These are Eva's boobies. 711 00:42:48,292 --> 00:42:51,458 And... to end the show... 712 00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:55,250 In a nutshell... 713 00:42:56,167 --> 00:42:57,792 I want 10,000 pounds... 714 00:42:58,375 --> 00:42:59,375 - What? - Excuse me? 715 00:42:59,417 --> 00:43:01,375 or I post the photos 716 00:43:01,542 --> 00:43:03,875 on a page I found on Facebook. 717 00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:08,375 The English Wedding Shambles. 718 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:13,500 - What do you think? - You're gonna eat that phone! 719 00:43:15,083 --> 00:43:17,875 Don't move or I post the fucking photos on Facebook! 720 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:19,333 No. 721 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:21,500 I'll ruin the wedding in one second. 722 00:43:23,792 --> 00:43:26,000 I'll give you till tomorrow, 723 00:43:26,167 --> 00:43:28,958 at 10 am. 724 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:30,750 10,000 pounds. 725 00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:35,417 In the pub, where it all began. 726 00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:40,250 No need to see me out. 727 00:43:42,167 --> 00:43:45,250 I don't want keep this secret more than anyone. 728 00:43:52,083 --> 00:43:55,292 No, no, no... 729 00:43:58,333 --> 00:43:59,458 What do we do? 730 00:44:15,667 --> 00:44:17,292 Where are we meeting the suitcase guy? 731 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:18,978 We're meeting in the Ber... gah... gas... 732 00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:23,292 Or was it in the Bel... oh...? 733 00:44:25,417 --> 00:44:27,500 That's not it. It's... 734 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:33,292 We're meeting in the Gaper. 735 00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:35,792 And can you stop speaking Elf, please? 736 00:44:36,042 --> 00:44:37,542 - Okay. - The suitcase, Dad. 737 00:44:38,875 --> 00:44:39,875 The what? 738 00:44:44,625 --> 00:44:46,375 Did we leave it in the taxi? 739 00:44:46,542 --> 00:44:47,833 - Taxi! - Taxi! 740 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,458 Alex, think, think... 741 00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:52,917 No, no, run! 742 00:44:53,250 --> 00:44:55,083 Taxi! 743 00:44:56,542 --> 00:44:57,625 Taxi! 744 00:44:58,333 --> 00:44:59,958 - Taxi! - Taxi! 745 00:45:00,417 --> 00:45:02,083 Taxi! 746 00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:05,125 Taxi! 747 00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:06,375 Taxi! 748 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:10,750 You're already spent, Santiago? 749 00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:13,167 I haven't run like this since military service. 750 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:18,125 The suitcase! 751 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:22,708 Taxi! 752 00:45:24,375 --> 00:45:25,375 Great! 753 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000 The suitcase. 754 00:45:30,417 --> 00:45:31,417 The suitcase? 755 00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:42,458 He hit him! 756 00:45:45,333 --> 00:45:48,750 The taxi driver smacked me good. I've got a ringing in... 757 00:45:48,917 --> 00:45:51,417 - Where are we going? - To the hotel? 758 00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:54,167 To the taxi office to see if they have the suitcase. 759 00:45:54,375 --> 00:45:57,542 The suitcase, please, the suitcase, please... 760 00:45:57,708 --> 00:45:59,958 Son, this is a serious country, don't worry. 761 00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:02,250 I'm sure it was left in Lost & Found. 762 00:46:02,375 --> 00:46:04,833 - This country works. - Can't you hear a ringing? 763 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,167 -No? 764 00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:07,708 Look, "Taxi". 765 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:17,125 There's the suitcase, Dad. 766 00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:21,250 Finally, a little luck. It looks so nice. 767 00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:26,333 We want the "soot-kess". 768 00:46:29,667 --> 00:46:30,667 That "soot-kess. 769 00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:33,458 Let the kid talk. No need to invent a language. 770 00:46:33,625 --> 00:46:34,875 Oh, okay. 771 00:46:40,708 --> 00:46:43,750 Fine, don't worry, 772 00:46:43,917 --> 00:46:47,625 I understood you. I spent two summers in Majorca. 773 00:46:47,792 --> 00:46:50,375 I learnt a lot of German and a little Spanish. 774 00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:54,000 - That's lucky. - Fill in this form 775 00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:58,042 with your address and we'll send it to you in 3 weeks. 776 00:47:01,708 --> 00:47:04,125 - In 3 weeks? - 3 weeks, yes. 777 00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:07,250 No, no, 3 weeks is no good. 778 00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:10,500 3 weeks, no, it has to be now. 779 00:47:10,667 --> 00:47:13,000 I'm getting married... 780 00:47:13,167 --> 00:47:15,292 - Yes, he is. - and we've got 781 00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:18,000 things there, the wedding... 782 00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:21,375 The bride, the catering, it's all set. 783 00:47:21,542 --> 00:47:23,375 I'm sorry, it's protocol. 784 00:47:25,458 --> 00:47:26,583 Damn. 785 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:30,750 If it's protocol, there's nothing you can do. 786 00:47:30,917 --> 00:47:31,958 Look here. 787 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:35,333 We understand very well this protocol thing, 788 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:38,750 bureaucracy, paperwork, but... 789 00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:40,708 the suitcase is right there. 790 00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:43,500 Is there no way to speed up the process? 791 00:47:43,708 --> 00:47:47,708 Here, you can go get... whatever. 792 00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:54,708 It's rude to jabber in front of people. 793 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:57,875 Come on, translate, smart-aleck! 794 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,833 I'll translate: "You Spanish. 795 00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:02,458 Are all crooks". 796 00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:03,708 No... 797 00:48:03,875 --> 00:48:05,875 I shit on all the tulips, 798 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,125 with plenty left over for the canals! How about that? 799 00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:11,583 Relax, they don't know their arses from their elbows. 800 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:15,333 We're taking the suitcase, have you two got that? 801 00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:16,708 What are you laughing at? 802 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:21,333 Go on, the suitcase. 803 00:48:25,792 --> 00:48:27,417 7,450 pounds. 804 00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:29,000 - Yeah! - Really? 805 00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:31,500 No, no, no... 806 00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:34,292 We're short 7,450 pounds. 807 00:48:34,417 --> 00:48:36,042 We've got 2,550. 808 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:40,333 Let's be realistic, we know what I have to do. 809 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,292 - No. - You're not calling him? 810 00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:46,250 We can find a solution. So come on, ideas. 811 00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:47,542 Hey... 812 00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:51,042 What if we steal it from Caritina? 813 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:55,250 A jewel here, 814 00:48:55,375 --> 00:48:58,708 some cash there, just enough to cover it. 815 00:48:58,875 --> 00:49:02,125 And something for us for putting up with her! 816 00:49:02,333 --> 00:49:05,042 Great, I cheat on Alex and rob his mother? 817 00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:07,083 No, of course not. 818 00:49:08,167 --> 00:49:10,000 Tati! 819 00:49:10,167 --> 00:49:11,750 I don't know... 820 00:49:11,917 --> 00:49:15,167 we can sell some of our stuff. 821 00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:17,458 "The Spanish girls are here in England 822 00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:19,583 with their car boot sale!" 823 00:49:22,875 --> 00:49:26,500 No, no, girls. That's not silly at all. 824 00:49:26,667 --> 00:49:27,875 -No? 825 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,583 - With the clothes, the shoes... - The shoes. 826 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,417 all our mobiles... I brought my computer. 827 00:49:34,542 --> 00:49:37,042 - Your tablet, Tati. - Her tablet, my weights, 828 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:38,500 my slippers... 829 00:49:38,542 --> 00:49:42,042 However much it hurts, we can get some money. 830 00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:45,375 Okay, alright then. 831 00:49:48,375 --> 00:49:51,167 I'll sign up for the market. 832 00:49:54,083 --> 00:49:56,167 Eva, honey, you look like a dying cat. 833 00:49:56,583 --> 00:50:00,583 You're the best friends in the world. 834 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,375 How gorgeous. 835 00:50:06,292 --> 00:50:09,042 The only good things here are the tulips, Cruyff 836 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:11,833 - and Van Gogh's Ear! - Siesta, bulls... 837 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,417 I haven't had a siesta since my first Communion! 838 00:50:14,583 --> 00:50:17,333 - You're all nudists! - Nudists and dopers! 839 00:50:17,458 --> 00:50:21,125 Because we can! You couldn't handle two tokes! 840 00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:22,958 We don't take illegal drugs in Spain! 841 00:50:23,125 --> 00:50:25,167 We don't take drugs! 842 00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:27,458 Bet the suitcase. 843 00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:28,625 What? 844 00:50:28,667 --> 00:50:31,500 Bet the suitcase on it. 845 00:50:31,667 --> 00:50:33,375 Let's see who can 846 00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:35,833 - take the most drugs. - Okay. 847 00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:40,458 Let's do this. If I win, 848 00:50:40,625 --> 00:50:42,167 we take the suitcase. 849 00:50:42,333 --> 00:50:44,125 If you win... 850 00:50:50,917 --> 00:50:53,750 So? Bet the suitcase. 851 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:56,125 - What? - Look at their faces. 852 00:51:08,542 --> 00:51:09,750 Go on then! 853 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:15,000 Let's play. 854 00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:18,125 Yes, like I said, let's play. 855 00:51:18,333 --> 00:51:20,417 - That's it. - There you go. 856 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,375 Where...? Where...? 857 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:25,583 There. 858 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,333 In the room out back. 859 00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:29,542 - Okay. - Well, 860 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:30,750 there's time. 861 00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:33,375 It's a good time to get stoned. 862 00:51:51,167 --> 00:51:55,250 We call this one "the catapult". It makes you fly. 863 00:51:57,542 --> 00:52:00,792 Whoever finishes first, wins. 864 00:52:04,833 --> 00:52:08,167 Son, you don't have to do this. 865 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:10,750 Eva can buy another dress. 866 00:52:10,917 --> 00:52:14,125 You've only got one brain, and this will punch holes in it. 867 00:52:14,333 --> 00:52:18,000 No, Dad, it's not the first time I've taken drugs. 868 00:52:19,417 --> 00:52:21,500 Remember my Erasmus year? 869 00:52:21,667 --> 00:52:23,000 Yes. 870 00:52:23,125 --> 00:52:24,125 There you go. 871 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:27,917 Don't worry, if you can't eat them, 872 00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:33,458 my “chihuahua” will. 873 00:52:47,292 --> 00:52:48,500 He liked that. 874 00:52:48,667 --> 00:52:49,750 Right? 875 00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:00,875 - What did he say? - What? 876 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,625 He'll give us 2600 for the lot. 877 00:53:02,792 --> 00:53:04,083 What? 878 00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:05,875 No, no, no... 879 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,042 No way! 880 00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:08,542 Translate. 881 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:10,667 I think he understood. 882 00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:16,333 What's he saying now? 883 00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:23,375 He gives me the creeps. 884 00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:31,292 - 5,000. - What's he saying? 885 00:53:33,125 --> 00:53:35,333 5,000 pounds if I sell him the ring. 886 00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:36,542 What? 887 00:53:36,708 --> 00:53:39,708 How can she sell her wedding ring? 888 00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:43,500 I'll eat you up and crap you out, you creep. 889 00:53:43,667 --> 00:53:44,375 Translate! 890 00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:46,917 Especially the "crap you out" bit. 891 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,375 - Let's go. - No. 892 00:53:51,542 --> 00:53:54,042 You're a "chikki devol"! 893 00:53:55,958 --> 00:53:59,542 - I'm really picking up English. - Me too, loads. 894 00:54:03,917 --> 00:54:05,750 Okay. Let's go, last one. 895 00:54:05,917 --> 00:54:08,708 I swear, it's the last. 896 00:54:08,875 --> 00:54:10,792 In line. 897 00:54:27,667 --> 00:54:28,833 Go for it! Go! 898 00:54:29,375 --> 00:54:31,333 No, not in the beer! 899 00:54:31,458 --> 00:54:33,333 - In your mouth. - Mouth? 900 00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:35,000 - In your mouth. - Mouth! 901 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,417 Mouth, mouth! 902 00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:43,083 In your mouth! 903 00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:45,000 In your mouth! 904 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:57,042 Good, son! Great! 905 00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:04,833 We've won, son! 906 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,875 We've won! 907 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,667 Let's get to the wedding! 908 00:55:24,875 --> 00:55:27,125 We've won! 909 00:55:31,667 --> 00:55:34,417 Where will we get 5,000 pounds? 910 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,625 Christ, Tatiana... 911 00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:43,125 If you hadn't been so keen to party, 912 00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:45,750 we wouldn't need anything, we wouldn't be screwed. 913 00:55:46,833 --> 00:55:48,625 I'm terribly sorry. 914 00:55:48,792 --> 00:55:51,917 Did I put a gun to anyone's head? 915 00:55:52,042 --> 00:55:54,500 No, right? I just had a plan. 916 00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:58,000 - A shitty plan. - You joined in pretty fast. 917 00:55:58,125 --> 00:56:01,250 - Not to let you go by yourselves. - You left Eva by herself. 918 00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:03,458 You were the first to jump ship like rats! 919 00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:05,417 - Like what? - Right, Belén? 920 00:56:05,583 --> 00:56:09,000 Let me think. I'm keeping out of your stupid arguments. 921 00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:11,667 What's up with you? Are you calling us stupid? 922 00:56:11,833 --> 00:56:14,250 - I can call you what [ like! - Stop it, please. 923 00:56:14,375 --> 00:56:16,083 Maybe I'll smash your face. 924 00:56:16,333 --> 00:56:19,625 It wouldn't surprise me, you're such a brute. 925 00:56:19,792 --> 00:56:22,667 - You've done it now. - Now you deserve it! 926 00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:24,083 Brute! 927 00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:26,500 Damn it! 928 00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:29,292 Now who's the brute? I can't hear you! 929 00:56:29,417 --> 00:56:31,333 I already told you, shit! 930 00:56:33,333 --> 00:56:35,000 - What? - We're saved. 931 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,625 We're saved! 932 00:56:36,792 --> 00:56:38,917 We can win 5,000 pounds. 933 00:56:58,250 --> 00:57:00,917 C'mon, girls! Huddle! 934 00:57:03,542 --> 00:57:06,375 Get together and form a circle. 935 00:57:09,042 --> 00:57:11,625 We're not here for a cheese. 936 00:57:11,792 --> 00:57:14,167 - Then why are we here? - I don't get it, Six. 937 00:57:14,583 --> 00:57:17,250 It's just a manner of speaking. I'm trying to motivate you. 938 00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:19,250 Oh, okay. 939 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:23,333 We're not here for a cheese. 940 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:25,375 That's right! 941 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,833 Isn't it a pep talk? 942 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,542 Come on. As I was saying... 943 00:57:31,292 --> 00:57:34,792 We're not here for a cheese. 944 00:57:37,417 --> 00:57:39,792 Shit, run! Get that cheese! 945 00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:35,500 The cheese! 946 00:58:35,667 --> 00:58:37,750 The cheese! 947 00:58:37,958 --> 00:58:40,417 The cheese! 948 00:59:13,708 --> 00:59:15,542 We've got more than enough! 949 00:59:34,583 --> 00:59:35,583 Eva! 950 00:59:35,667 --> 00:59:37,458 Eva! 951 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:38,625 Cheese. 952 00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:39,708 What? 953 00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:41,250 The prize is in cheese. 954 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:51,917 Let's see if I can get it. 955 00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,333 - C'mon, we're late. - I want a cap. 956 00:59:57,500 --> 01:00:01,083 Yes, Alex. And we're not getting a taxi. 957 01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:03,042 - No, taxi, no. - Or running. 958 01:00:03,292 --> 01:00:04,333 - No running. - No. 959 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:06,375 Not in a taxi, because this is a plan. 960 01:00:06,542 --> 01:00:09,625 And plan is to exchange the suit for the wedding dress, 961 01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:12,000 - then onto the plane. - No! 962 01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:15,708 No, not the plane! I'll jump! I'll jump! 963 01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:20,083 Hey, look out. 964 01:00:20,292 --> 01:00:21,333 No taxi. 965 01:00:23,458 --> 01:00:25,333 Are we agreed? 966 01:00:29,875 --> 01:00:30,958 Alex! 967 01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:34,792 Alex. 968 01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:37,125 We're going in a balloon! 969 01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:45,333 I'm the King of the World! 970 01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:46,458 Yes, fine, okay. 971 01:00:46,542 --> 01:00:50,500 - He'll crack his skull. - Slow down, he'll go overboard. 972 01:00:50,667 --> 01:00:54,042 - Sit down, we'll make it. - Look, Dad, a shark! 973 01:00:54,958 --> 01:00:57,250 - We're going to make it. - Alex, duck. 974 01:00:58,042 --> 01:01:01,417 Alex, duck! You'll bang your head! 975 01:01:19,583 --> 01:01:21,000 Look at the state of you. 976 01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:24,250 Have you been rolling in mud like piggies? 977 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:27,000 Eva, that's not the way. 978 01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:28,875 As they say here: no way. 979 01:01:33,083 --> 01:01:35,000 What's all that cheese? 980 01:01:35,167 --> 01:01:37,417 Let's have a shower and think of something. 981 01:01:37,583 --> 01:01:39,083 I'm up for a shower. 982 01:01:39,292 --> 01:01:43,083 - We'll meet and talk it over. - I don't want any more plans. 983 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,042 Caritina's right, this is not the way. 984 01:01:48,667 --> 01:01:50,125 It's not the way. 985 01:02:06,167 --> 01:02:08,042 He needs some coffee. 986 01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:16,500 Alex... 987 01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:23,333 How do we know where the man is 988 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:26,333 with the dent and the suitcase? 989 01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:27,917 The dent... 990 01:02:40,458 --> 01:02:41,875 - The suitcase! - Hey... 991 01:02:43,333 --> 01:02:45,667 you were the one who wanted to get to London. 992 01:02:45,875 --> 01:02:47,958 The nutcase who almost brought the plane down. 993 01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:49,083 Me? 994 01:02:49,125 --> 01:02:50,625 The plane? No! 995 01:02:50,792 --> 01:02:51,458 Me? 996 01:02:51,625 --> 01:02:55,000 It's just the typical nerves 997 01:02:55,167 --> 01:02:56,292 of the groom. 998 01:02:59,333 --> 01:03:00,333 Not me. 999 01:03:00,917 --> 01:03:03,667 The "note", please, if you'll be so kind. 1000 01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:07,875 - It's not called "the note". - Oh? How do you say it? 1001 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,375 S'il vous plait, monsieur, the "billé". 1002 01:03:12,708 --> 01:03:14,958 S'il vous plait, monsieur, the "billé". 1003 01:03:19,917 --> 01:03:22,000 - The "billé". - S'il vous plait, the "billé". 1004 01:03:22,250 --> 01:03:25,083 I'm really picking up Finnish. 1005 01:03:25,958 --> 01:03:28,333 COSTUME MUSEUM 1006 01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:02,292 Asleep at last, like an angel. 1007 01:04:02,417 --> 01:04:04,167 We're leaving the boy like that? 1008 01:04:04,333 --> 01:04:06,417 Yes, he'll sleep easier that way. 1009 01:04:06,583 --> 01:04:08,625 No pyjamas or anything? 1010 01:04:08,792 --> 01:04:12,000 - I put on the heating. - Sure, but we're abroad. 1011 01:04:47,833 --> 01:04:50,083 By the power vested in me 1012 01:04:50,292 --> 01:04:52,083 by Eurotours buses, 1013 01:04:52,292 --> 01:04:54,667 I pronounce you man and wife! 1014 01:04:59,542 --> 01:05:00,958 To the bride and groom! 1015 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,083 To the bride and groom! 1016 01:05:04,333 --> 01:05:07,583 To the bride and groom! 1017 01:05:09,042 --> 01:05:12,125 - To the groom's family! - Hurrah! 1018 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:17,000 We're here for a plane, not for a stroll. 1019 01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:18,667 - Agreed? - Agreed. 1020 01:05:18,833 --> 01:05:20,167 Come on! 1021 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:23,125 Your son's a bit of an "a-hole" 1022 01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:25,250 I like him better when he's stoned. 1023 01:05:25,750 --> 01:05:27,125 Three tickets to London. 1024 01:05:27,792 --> 01:05:29,500 - Good morning. - Good morning. 1025 01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:32,542 London airport is still closed, sir. 1026 01:05:33,792 --> 01:05:35,000 What do you mean "still"? 1027 01:05:36,292 --> 01:05:39,500 They told us the airport would be open today. 1028 01:05:39,667 --> 01:05:42,750 We said: if the volcanic cloud had gone, you could fly, 1029 01:05:42,958 --> 01:05:44,417 and do you know what? 1030 01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:45,583 - What? - What? 1031 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,875 It hasn't gone. 1032 01:05:48,125 --> 01:05:49,750 Are you sure? 1033 01:05:49,917 --> 01:05:53,625 You need to keep up with the latest results, right? 1034 01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:56,583 How long does a cloud last? Why didn't they say anything? 1035 01:05:56,750 --> 01:05:58,667 Isn't there any way to fly 1036 01:05:58,833 --> 01:06:01,042 without fooling with cakes...? 1037 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:02,917 - Say it, space cakes. - With drugs. 1038 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:05,083 - With that cloud up there? - Yes. 1039 01:06:05,292 --> 01:06:08,417 -And the airspace totally controlled by the military? 1040 01:06:09,167 --> 01:06:10,583 -Yes. 1041 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:13,875 -Yes. 1042 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,750 - Say yes, Van der... - Van der Bilt. 1043 01:06:17,292 --> 01:06:19,333 - Yes. - No, you can't fly. 1044 01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:23,083 I'm getting married, but you're not, so you don't care 1045 01:06:23,292 --> 01:06:25,792 if there's a cloud, a UFO or King Kong. 1046 01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:28,292 You don't care, but I'm getting married. 1047 01:06:28,417 --> 01:06:29,917 You don't give a shit about the cloud. 1048 01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:37,500 If we'd gone in a straight line all the way, 1049 01:06:37,667 --> 01:06:39,333 we'd be in England now. 1050 01:06:45,917 --> 01:06:46,958 Shit. 1051 01:06:48,167 --> 01:06:50,750 This is shit! 1052 01:06:51,542 --> 01:06:53,292 We've gone on a shitty trip. 1053 01:06:53,417 --> 01:06:55,333 We've been constantly swallowing shit. 1054 01:06:55,458 --> 01:06:58,583 We got diverted as if we were shit, and for what? 1055 01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:01,083 For the plans to go where? 1056 01:07:01,292 --> 01:07:03,125 Where have the plans gone? 1057 01:07:04,917 --> 01:07:05,958 To shit? 1058 01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:09,042 That's right, to shit. 1059 01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:13,500 And why do I want that dress if I'm not getting married? 1060 01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:17,042 Do I put my hair up and have the dress for lunch? 1061 01:07:17,542 --> 01:07:18,250 Shit! 1062 01:07:18,375 --> 01:07:20,292 Christ, you'll dent it again. 1063 01:07:20,417 --> 01:07:23,500 Fermin, if it's got two dents, it's got two dents. 1064 01:07:23,667 --> 01:07:25,500 So what if it's got two... 1065 01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:30,583 Where's the dent in the suitcase? 1066 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:46,167 Please let it be the dress. Please let it be the dress. 1067 01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:55,458 Is it the dress? 1068 01:07:56,167 --> 01:07:57,583 Again. 1069 01:07:57,833 --> 01:07:59,375 The uniform again. 1070 01:08:00,667 --> 01:08:02,833 So I took those drugs 1071 01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:06,458 to end up with this uniform again. 1072 01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:10,375 Son, if you like, we can tell Ramiro 1073 01:08:10,542 --> 01:08:14,250 and exchange the suitcases again. Eh, son? 1074 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:28,667 What's this? A uniform? 1075 01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:31,333 - Yes. - Isn't it? 1076 01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:35,083 Yes. We're not changing a thing. 1077 01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:37,042 -No? 1078 01:08:38,708 --> 01:08:42,792 You two put on your suits. And do you know why? 1079 01:08:45,333 --> 01:08:46,333 Why? 1080 01:08:48,042 --> 01:08:49,375 Because I have a plan. 1081 01:08:50,625 --> 01:08:52,667 Dad, I have a plan. 1082 01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:56,917 Balls out! I've got a plan. 1083 01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:02,875 The Spanish girl! 1084 01:09:11,375 --> 01:09:15,333 You're short. You don't think I can count? 1085 01:09:16,667 --> 01:09:18,000 - Eva! - You're late. 1086 01:09:18,167 --> 01:09:20,333 Eva, where were you? 1087 01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:23,000 - Where's my money? - What happened? 1088 01:09:23,125 --> 01:09:25,708 - Where's my fucking money? - Take your money! 1089 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:29,125 - We were worried. - I was sorting out my life. 1090 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,875 What's all that money? 1091 01:09:34,125 --> 01:09:36,583 - The ring! - Yes. It's fine. 1092 01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:38,375 No, girl! 1093 01:09:38,542 --> 01:09:41,458 How about I keep the photos 1094 01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:43,833 and get some cash every month? 1095 01:09:44,292 --> 01:09:45,750 Bastard! 1096 01:09:45,917 --> 01:09:47,417 Get back, bitch, 1097 01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:49,333 or I'll fill the Net with your tits! 1098 01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,000 Alex. 1099 01:09:53,042 --> 01:09:54,125 It's Alex. 1100 01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:55,625 No, no, no! 1101 01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:56,792 Wait, wait! 1102 01:09:56,875 --> 01:09:57,875 Wait! 1103 01:09:59,417 --> 01:10:01,750 8,9, 15... Now! 1104 01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:12,542 Here goes! 1105 01:10:15,875 --> 01:10:16,917 Come on. 1106 01:10:18,333 --> 01:10:19,500 Great. 1107 01:10:21,083 --> 01:10:23,042 - C'mon, Eva, get him! - Eva! 1108 01:10:43,083 --> 01:10:44,083 Wow! 1109 01:10:44,125 --> 01:10:45,125 How about that! 1110 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:48,375 - Fuck you! - This is for being a blackmailer! 1111 01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:51,333 And this... 1112 01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:55,167 for banging the Thai masseuse on our honeymoon! 1113 01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:56,708 - Hello. - What do you mean, Belén? 1114 01:10:56,875 --> 01:10:59,958 I took it personally. Can't I do that? 1115 01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:03,292 Yeah, sure. 1116 01:11:03,417 --> 01:11:05,792 Take that! 1117 01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:07,167 Girls, 1118 01:11:08,583 --> 01:11:10,292 I'm getting married in two hours. 1119 01:11:14,667 --> 01:11:17,333 - Let's go. - Come on, let's go. 1120 01:11:19,917 --> 01:11:22,333 I didn't even shag her! 1121 01:11:22,917 --> 01:11:24,837 - We have to call everyone. - And get my ring back. 1122 01:11:24,958 --> 01:11:27,250 - And see the pawnbroker. - And the wedding... 1123 01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:28,750 Hey, hey, hey... 1124 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,625 What pawnbroker, what ring, what wedding? 1125 01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:33,625 What's going on here? 1126 01:11:33,792 --> 01:11:34,792 Eva. 1127 01:11:37,292 --> 01:11:40,583 If you're making another scene, I want to know what's going on. 1128 01:11:41,958 --> 01:11:44,000 - You do? - Of course. 1129 01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:46,792 Before I met you, I thought 1130 01:11:46,958 --> 01:11:49,417 you'd be a mother to me, not an enemy. 1131 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,333 You never treat me nice, 1132 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:55,042 and I'm tired of smiling and then being tortured by you. 1133 01:11:56,125 --> 01:11:59,083 But if you're asking me what's going on now, 1134 01:11:59,292 --> 01:12:01,333 I'm marrying your son in an hour and a half. 1135 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:04,667 So, if you want to help, help, otherwise, don't bother. 1136 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,667 Oh, and another thing, "sweetie", 1137 01:12:09,708 --> 01:12:12,958 leave my friends alone, they're the best in the world. 1138 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,320 Why are you standing there? We've got a wedding to prepare! 1139 01:12:19,667 --> 01:12:20,667 Let's go! 1140 01:12:20,917 --> 01:12:22,750 - Let's go. - Come on. 1141 01:12:22,958 --> 01:12:25,750 Gee, I look so silly. 1142 01:12:25,917 --> 01:12:28,333 C'mon, girls. 1143 01:12:42,708 --> 01:12:46,583 They're getting married now! Hurry up! Cut the crap! 1144 01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:48,542 Pull it, pull it! 1145 01:12:48,792 --> 01:12:51,167 - Where's my skirt? - Please! 1146 01:12:53,167 --> 01:12:54,417 Look, there it is. 1147 01:12:57,042 --> 01:12:58,667 Speed up or we won't make it! 1148 01:13:04,542 --> 01:13:06,375 They still look so cute. 1149 01:13:06,542 --> 01:13:08,958 As if nothing had happened to them. 1150 01:13:09,083 --> 01:13:12,875 That's how they make them in China, 1151 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,458 they love each other no matter what happens to them. 1152 01:13:28,917 --> 01:13:30,000 Shit! 1153 01:13:33,250 --> 01:13:36,583 Who is it? Who's in the helicopter, the Queen of England? 1154 01:13:36,958 --> 01:13:40,625 General, all okay back there? How are the ambassadors? 1155 01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:43,875 Sir, yes, sir. All okay. 1156 01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:46,333 Proceed with the procedure. 1157 01:13:54,042 --> 01:13:57,708 Jesus Christ, what a monster! 1158 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,000 It's Alex! 1159 01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:19,333 Eva! 1160 01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:53,083 What's with the suit? You had quite a trip, General. 1161 01:14:53,625 --> 01:14:55,708 It's not my favourite uniform. 1162 01:14:55,875 --> 01:14:59,083 I promise, on our golden wedding anniversary, 1163 01:14:59,292 --> 01:15:01,000 I'm going no further than Logrono. 1164 01:15:02,875 --> 01:15:06,458 I never want to be apart from you again. Never. 1165 01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:08,250 Ever. 1166 01:15:16,667 --> 01:15:17,958 - Eva. - What? 1167 01:15:19,042 --> 01:15:22,375 - I lost the dress. - We'll have to get married like this. 1168 01:15:22,625 --> 01:15:24,958 One thing I have to do, and I screw it up. 1169 01:15:25,542 --> 01:15:28,958 Never mind. I just want to forget about these days 1170 01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:31,833 and spend the rest of my life with you. 1171 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,000 Me too. 1172 01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:43,542 Eva, forgive me, okay? Look how I jerked you around. 1173 01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:47,333 I lost your dress, I got here late, 1174 01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:49,917 you've had to put up with my mother... 1175 01:15:50,042 --> 01:15:51,583 Yes, I'm a total disaster. 1176 01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:57,750 Eva, is everything alright? 1177 01:16:08,417 --> 01:16:09,875 I slept with another man. 1178 01:16:17,333 --> 01:16:18,333 What? 1179 01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:22,500 Wedding, wedding! 1180 01:16:22,667 --> 01:16:26,292 Wedding, wedding! 1181 01:16:26,417 --> 01:16:29,750 Wedding, wedding! 1182 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,917 Wedding, wedding! 1183 01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:36,000 - Wedding, wedding! - To the bride and groom! 1184 01:16:36,125 --> 01:16:39,083 To the bride and groom! 1185 01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:48,458 WEDDING CANCELLED 1186 01:16:53,333 --> 01:16:55,542 What a bummer, the wedding gets cancelled 1187 01:16:55,708 --> 01:16:58,625 - and all the airports open. - Fate is a bitch. 1188 01:16:59,708 --> 01:17:03,500 Don't let it... get you down. 1189 01:17:03,667 --> 01:17:05,375 What a shame, really. 1190 01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:07,458 Watch the leg, girl. 1191 01:17:11,542 --> 01:17:12,583 Come on, son. 1192 01:17:13,792 --> 01:17:14,958 Come on. 1193 01:17:15,083 --> 01:17:17,417 Get in the car, Dad, it's raining. 1194 01:18:04,958 --> 01:18:06,000 Eva, 1195 01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:09,167 what happened to you 1196 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:11,458 just happened, right? 1197 01:18:13,417 --> 01:18:16,625 Have some breakfast, eat something. 1198 01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:18,667 And... well... 1199 01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:22,500 Eat up, eh? 1200 01:18:23,792 --> 01:18:24,792 Thanks, Dad. 1201 01:18:24,958 --> 01:18:27,417 Okay, okay. 1202 01:18:53,583 --> 01:18:56,833 "Eva, we're made for each other. 1203 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,583 This may sound weird to you, especially... 1204 01:19:00,792 --> 01:19:04,333 after not having talked to you all summer. 1205 01:19:05,792 --> 01:19:07,625 But if you'll let me, 1206 01:19:07,792 --> 01:19:10,125 I can offer you a plan you can't refuse. 1207 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:12,333 Why don't we go out together? 1208 01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:15,125 And if we like it, we can get married, 1209 01:19:16,375 --> 01:19:18,667 and have some kids. 1210 01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:21,875 And then grow old together, 1211 01:19:23,292 --> 01:19:26,500 which with medical advances, could be a long time. 1212 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,417 Will you be a part of my plan? 1213 01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:38,958 Alex loves me. 1214 01:19:41,542 --> 01:19:43,000 And I love him. 1215 01:19:44,917 --> 01:19:46,917 So I'm not letting him get away. 1216 01:19:49,333 --> 01:19:50,542 Do I go get him? 1217 01:19:50,917 --> 01:19:52,708 - Of course! - Let's go! 1218 01:19:52,917 --> 01:19:53,917 Let's go! 1219 01:20:02,667 --> 01:20:05,167 - Eva, if you call Alex... - No, I'll call him. 1220 01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:07,833 If we kill ourselves, it's a real drama. 1221 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:10,875 - Okay. - What are the dial codes? 1222 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,500 Give it here, Dad, I can do it faster. 1223 01:20:13,708 --> 01:20:16,375 - You just keep moving. - Shit! Voicemail! 1224 01:20:16,542 --> 01:20:19,333 Voicemail? Have you got a signal? 1225 01:20:19,458 --> 01:20:20,500 Call again. 1226 01:20:24,083 --> 01:20:27,625 Brother, something here just doesn't fit. 1227 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,792 Eva's always been in love with you. 1228 01:20:33,167 --> 01:20:36,125 Besides, one drink 1229 01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:39,833 and she passes right out, you know that. 1230 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,042 Kids, it's getting late. Come on! 1231 01:20:42,667 --> 01:20:43,833 Let's go. 1232 01:20:58,375 --> 01:21:00,792 - Eva, damn it! - C'mon, girls! 1233 01:21:06,875 --> 01:21:09,750 He must be inside already, it's so late! 1234 01:21:11,125 --> 01:21:14,667 - You can't go in. Security... - I have an idea, it's kind of illegal. 1235 01:21:14,833 --> 01:21:17,625 - No! - They closed it! 1236 01:21:17,792 --> 01:21:19,250 Eva! Which way? 1237 01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:20,583 That way! Let's go! 1238 01:21:32,792 --> 01:21:34,375 - That's it. - Now? 1239 01:21:34,542 --> 01:21:35,667 Testing. 1240 01:21:35,833 --> 01:21:38,542 Alex? Hello. One, two... Alex? 1241 01:21:38,708 --> 01:21:41,000 Alex, it's Eva. Can you hear me? 1242 01:21:41,167 --> 01:21:43,458 Yes or no. Alex! 1243 01:21:43,625 --> 01:21:45,000 Alex, it's Eva. 1244 01:21:45,167 --> 01:21:48,792 I really need you to forgive me. Alex, can you hear me? 1245 01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:54,458 I need you to listen, I need you to forgive me. 1246 01:21:54,792 --> 01:21:58,292 I'm so sorry. Don't go, please. Don't catch that plane. 1247 01:21:59,875 --> 01:22:01,250 - Alex... - Eva! 1248 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:03,000 I need to talk to you. 1249 01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:06,583 I found the letter you wrote to me that you never read to me. 1250 01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:08,333 -Eval -In it you said that... 1251 01:22:08,458 --> 01:22:10,667 - you saw me and saw yourself. - Damn! Where are you? 1252 01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:14,000 You saw us together for our whole lives. 1253 01:22:14,750 --> 01:22:17,125 We're made for each other. 1254 01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:20,083 - Yes, I know it too. - Eva! I'm here! Eva! 1255 01:22:20,292 --> 01:22:22,875 I know it was a perfect, wonderful plan... 1256 01:22:24,833 --> 01:22:28,167 that I screwed up. Forgive me, I can't recall a thing. 1257 01:22:28,333 --> 01:22:31,167 If I did anything... I don't know what happened. 1258 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:34,250 It's alright. Damn it, Eva, I love you. 1259 01:22:34,958 --> 01:22:37,875 I just want to tell you one thing. You're the plan of my life. 1260 01:22:38,292 --> 01:22:41,958 - And you're mine. - Remember one thing... 1261 01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:45,792 Now or never, you know it. Now or never. 1262 01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:50,083 I love you, Alex. I don't know if you're listening, but... 1263 01:22:50,292 --> 01:22:53,500 you're everything to me! I love you! 1264 01:22:53,667 --> 01:22:54,667 - No! - Bastard! 1265 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,708 - Alex! - Alejandro! 1266 01:22:57,875 --> 01:22:58,708 Alejandro, my son. 1267 01:22:58,875 --> 01:23:00,875 - Dad. - Alex. 1268 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,125 - Go after here. - I don't know where she is. 1269 01:23:03,333 --> 01:23:07,000 I'd go that way... Well, I wouldn't go at all... 1270 01:23:07,167 --> 01:23:10,333 - but if it's what you want... - Okay. 1271 01:23:16,417 --> 01:23:17,792 Eva! 1272 01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:18,958 Eva! 1273 01:23:20,917 --> 01:23:22,000 Don't go all soppy! 1274 01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:25,792 Eva! Eva! 1275 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:27,500 Eva! 1276 01:23:29,125 --> 01:23:30,125 Eva! 1277 01:23:30,708 --> 01:23:33,292 Where are you? I love you too! 1278 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,667 Eva! 1279 01:23:46,542 --> 01:23:48,167 Let go of me! 1280 01:23:48,375 --> 01:23:49,458 Eva! 1281 01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:50,667 Eva! 1282 01:23:51,667 --> 01:23:53,833 I haven't done anything! Let go of me! 1283 01:23:56,750 --> 01:23:59,375 Can't you run in an airport? 1284 01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:03,250 Eva! 1285 01:24:08,167 --> 01:24:09,667 Let go of me! 1286 01:24:12,667 --> 01:24:15,667 Let me out! Damn it, let me out! 1287 01:24:17,417 --> 01:24:20,333 I just want to see Eval I need to get out! 1288 01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:26,417 I just want to be with Eva. 1289 01:24:41,292 --> 01:24:42,000 Eva. 1290 01:24:42,125 --> 01:24:43,958 You really want to be with me? 1291 01:24:50,083 --> 01:24:51,083 I do. 1292 01:24:51,542 --> 01:24:53,542 Only if you want to be with me. 1293 01:24:57,250 --> 01:24:58,333 I... 1294 01:24:59,708 --> 01:25:01,250 Do. 1295 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:07,500 Can I kiss the bride? 1296 01:25:51,333 --> 01:25:52,667 Just as well. 1297 01:25:52,833 --> 01:25:55,375 Get off! Oh, how funny! 1298 01:25:55,542 --> 01:25:58,583 I really feel so good inside... 1299 01:25:58,750 --> 01:26:00,375 Let's take this photo! 1300 01:26:00,625 --> 01:26:02,458 Oh, the photo. Come on. 1301 01:26:02,667 --> 01:26:04,417 Auntie, quick, the photo. 1302 01:26:04,583 --> 01:26:06,667 - The train, the diadem... - Come on. 1303 01:26:08,292 --> 01:26:10,375 Come on, quick. 1304 01:26:10,542 --> 01:26:12,667 - Where do we go? Here? - And the bride and groom? 1305 01:26:12,833 --> 01:26:14,917 - The bride and groom! - Here they come! 1306 01:26:16,750 --> 01:26:18,333 To the bride and groom! 1307 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:28,583 - This is the right one, huh? - Yes. 1308 01:26:32,042 --> 01:26:34,833 After the cheese! 1309 01:27:29,500 --> 01:27:33,667 NOW OR NEVER 1310 01:27:37,250 --> 01:27:39,875 The hotel biz is slavery. 1311 01:27:41,667 --> 01:27:43,708 It has its pluses, but it's slavery. 1312 01:27:43,958 --> 01:27:45,375 I'm going to leave the dogs... 1313 01:27:45,542 --> 01:27:48,375 that's not a plant... I left it on automatic watering 1314 01:27:48,542 --> 01:27:50,000 and it feeds itself. 1315 01:27:50,167 --> 01:27:52,708 That's laugh now, cry later. 1316 01:27:52,875 --> 01:27:55,625 But since I'm so... clever... 1317 01:27:56,042 --> 01:27:58,292 I wouldn't speak the word of a lie, right? 1318 01:27:58,417 --> 01:28:00,750 there's no shame in that... 1319 01:28:00,917 --> 01:28:04,917 But we had fun... We had fun alright. 1320 01:28:05,042 --> 01:28:08,125 It may be a camping ground, but I think it's comfy. 1321 01:28:08,375 --> 01:28:11,333 I've stopped doing my... recovery. 1322 01:28:12,417 --> 01:28:14,583 A ton of your shit. 1323 01:28:15,042 --> 01:28:19,542 I don't want to wash anybody's undies. 1324 01:28:20,625 --> 01:28:23,375 Now this fellow says: “I'm heading out..." 1325 01:28:23,542 --> 01:28:25,500 But he's in his place and I'm in mine. 1326 01:28:25,667 --> 01:28:29,500 Who are you? The friend... from the kids company, right? 1327 01:28:29,792 --> 01:28:33,375 If not for times like this... 1328 01:30:51,167 --> 01:30:53,958 Subtitles: LASERFILM 1329 01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:56,375 Translation: Lindsay Moxham 86383