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What did I say about
coming to my class late?
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You told him it was inconsiderate
and disruptive to the rest of the class.
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Thank you, Charmaine.
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I'm sorry, this fly hottie just stopped me
and asked for my digits.
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That's more important
than getting to my class on time?
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Yeah.
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Next time you're late,
that door will be locked.
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It's not like I ever miss anything.
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I'm teaching you about
respect and responsibility.
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And I appreciate it,
but I'm just here to get an "A."
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You think you can solve this equation?
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I was doing tougher problems in diapers.
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And that was just last week.
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And your mama's still begging to nurse me.
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Hey, hey!
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What did I just tell you
about respect, Terrell?
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We don't talk about people's mothers.
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What if I said your mama got
so much hair under her arm,
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look like she got buckwheat in a headlock?
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That'd be pretty good, Mr. Wayne.
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If you did, I wouldn't sweat it.
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I'd just say your mama's so dumb,
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she thought a quarterback
was her tax refund.
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? I know my parents loved me ?
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{\an8}? Stand behind me ?
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{\an8}? Come what may ?
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{\an8}? Come what may ?
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{\an8}? I realize that I'm ready ?
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{\an8}? I'm ready ?
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{\an8}? 'Cause I finally heard them say ?
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{\an8}? I heard them say ?
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{\an8}- ? It's a different world ?
- ? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? Now, here's our chance to make it ?
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{\an8}? Here's our chance ?
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{\an8}? If we focus on our goal ?
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{\an8}? Focus on our goal ?
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{\an8}? If you dish it
We can take it ?
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{\an8}? We can take it ?
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{\an8}? Just remember that you've been told ?
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{\an8}? That it's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from, yeah ?
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How many times does he have to write that?
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Fifty.
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{\an8}'Cause my dis was 50 times
funnier than his.
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{\an8}Keep talking, you'll be writing an essay.
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Come on man,
this ain't third grade.
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Terrell, as long as you act like that,
that's how it will be.
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I always wanted to say that.
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So, what do you got planned for summer?
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{\an8}Oh, check this.
Being that money is too tight to mention,
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Whitley and I got
a bunch of travel brochures.
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Once a week,
we're gonna pick a different one
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and go on a mental vacation together.
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- That's pathetic. You know that?
- All I can afford.
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Look, I thought you were applying
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for that summer management position
at Kineshewa.
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Yeah, well, everybody and their mama
probably sent in applications.
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Everybody doesn't have
your qualifications.
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Careful, Colonel, he's touchy about mamas.
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Hey.
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Touch the board.
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I thought about it,
and I'm tired of being broke.
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And I know it's killing Whitley.
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I think I'd be tempted to roll
with this job instead of coming back here.
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I love watching the young bucks come up.
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What is it now, Terrell?
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I'm touched.
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- Touch the board.
- Write.
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You wouldn't believe what happened today.
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I assigned my students
to write about their favorite role model
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and little Iesha wrote about me.
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Of course, it's because
she said I'm not embarrassed
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to wear the same blouse to work
every single day of the week.
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What's wrong, Pookie?
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Nothing, baby.
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Colonel Taylor thinks I should apply
for this stupid job over at Kineshewa.
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What stupid job?
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A managerial position
in the research and development division.
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It means I'd be overseeing all
the creation of all their computer games,
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all their educational programs�
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Dwayne, that is perfect for you.
You should go for it.
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But, baby, I don't know if I'm qualified.
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What are you talking about?
You got a 3.8 grade point average.
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How many people do you know
that have a full class load,
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a full-time job,
take care of a woman like me,
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and still keep up
a 3.8 grade point average?
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There's no space for that
on the application, baby.
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Put on that application that
you are a brilliant engineer.
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Put on that application
that you're my Dwayne Wayne.
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Okay, that's what I'll put.
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They're lucky to have you
as a manager, okay?
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Just as lucky as I am
to have you as a husband.
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That job belongs to you, Dwayne.
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I believe in you.
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It means we will spend
our summer in Japan, sweetie.
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I could make that sacrifice.
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Did I ever tell you how sexy you are
when you're supportive?
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- I'm even sexier in a kimono.
- Mm!
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Come on. Write it down for me.
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"Dwayne Wayne."
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- Hey, Colonel.
- How you doing, Colonel?
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You know, you gonna need a house sitter
this summer
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to feed the plants and water the dog.
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Other way around, Ron.
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Hold it. Hold it.
I don't have this job yet, people.
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Come on, one look at your credentials,
and you in like Flynn.
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I still got an interview
with the vice president.
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If you really want to stand out,
why don't you invite him over for dinner?
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Colonel, why would the vice president
want to come to my house?
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'Cause that shows initiative.
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That's a great idea, Dwayne.
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Call him, Pookie.
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What, from here?
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Right. "Mr. Yoshida!"
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No, use the pay phone.
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He's so silly.
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You talked me into it.
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Brilliant engineer doesn't
even know how to use the phone.
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I love him, but sometimes,
I'm telling you�
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Hi, my name is Dwayne Wayne.
I applied for-
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Yeah, that's me.
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They know him.
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Is Mr. Yoshida there?
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Can I speak to him?
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Thank you.
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They're putting him through.
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Mr. Yoshida, yes.
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Hi. Dwayne Wayne. Yes, sir.
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Really? Thank you.
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We're scheduled for an interview
on Thursday,
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I was wondering if you'd like
to come by my house-
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You're busy Thursday.
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He's busy on Thursday.
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Whitley�
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- What is it?
- Shut up!
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You're free tomorrow. That's great.
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Okay. Well, your secretary has my address.
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Okay, sir. Bye-bye.
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Well, he said he heard a lot about me
and he knows who I am.
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- Amen.
- And he's looking forward to dinner.
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It'll be the best dinner
this man has ever had.
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I'm gonna plan the menu
and spruce up the house.
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But first, I need to buy me a new dress.
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Thanks for the support, baby.
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My girl.
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Go, baby, go, baby, go.
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Baby!
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You look beautiful!
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But don't you think
it's a little too much?
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Of course not. It's traditional.
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If you were Japanese.
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Well, you're entertaining
a Japanese businessman.
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You should make him feel at home, Dwayne.
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I don't want to offend him, Whit.
You know?
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I'm not gonna offend him.
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Come on. You know how it is over there.
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You lived there for, what, four months?
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You were with that girl
Kee-ka-coo-coo for two months.
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- It's Kinu, baby.
- Whatever.
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Whatever? You don't hear me
calling Byron "Benji", do you?
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Besides, she didn't get me, you did.
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Let's get back to the matters at hand,
why don't we?
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My mother has taught me very well
how to have a beautiful dinner party,
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and I studied all afternoon
to be the perfect Japanese hostess.
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Okay, wait. Hold on, Japanese hostess.
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Why should you never stand
your chopsticks in your rice?
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'Cause it's an insult.
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Oh, wait a minute.
Very good, smarty-pants.
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What do you do when Mr. Yoshida
hugs you goodbye?
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He's not gonna hug me, Dwayne,
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because Japanese people
don't like public displays of affection.
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Mm, that means
no groping me during dinner.
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I'll try and refrain.
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- Oh, arigato.
- Douitashimashite.
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My girl!
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Baby, I really do want this.
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- I know, Pookie.
- Yeah, and I hate saying it out loud
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because that means
I really have to come through.
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You will come through.
You're gonna get this job.
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I believe in you.
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Hey, what did I tell you
about being supportive, baby?
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- Dwayne, not now.
- We got 20 minutes.
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- You're just nervous.
- Yes, I'm nervous. I'm that too.
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- Come on.
- You're nasty too.
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It took me two hours
to get into this thing.
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Oh, no.
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- Come on, baby.
- This is no way to start an interview.
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The wife's supposed to open the door.
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That's right, that's right.
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Kinu.
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- Hello Dwayne, Whitley.
- Hey.
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What brings you here?
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Mr. Yoshida sends his regrets.
He was unable to make it.
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I'm taking his place.
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You're working with Mr. Yoshida?
Come on in. Come on.
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Did I come at a bad time?
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We're very happy to see you again, Kinu.
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The feeling's mutual.
I heard you two got married.
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Yeah, we're married.
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- Congratulations.
- Happy, happy, happy.
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That's my little Pookie.
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- Can I get you a drink?
- Yeah, ginger ale, please.
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- Okay.
- Coming righty up.
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Thank you.
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- Great to see you. It's been a long time.
- It sure has.
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I know this is a job interview,
but don't I get a hug?
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- Come here, girl. Of course you do.
- Oh!
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- Good to see you.
- How have you been?
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Here's a little something
to cool you down, Kiki.
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Thank you.
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Well, how charming of you
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to wear a traditional Japanese kimono
in honor of this interview.
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- You look absolutely adorable.
- Danke sch�n.
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Would you like to take a seat
before the sushi gets cold?
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Kinu. Dwayne, in the center, please.
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Everything looks so good.
I don't know where to begin.
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Why don't we begin at the beginning.
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What strange twist of fate
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has brought you to us tonight, Miss Kinu?
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Well, after graduating from Avery,
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I took a job at the international division
of Kineshewa.
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I heard you were doing really well.
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Yeah, I kind of scurried up
that corporate ladder.
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Like a rat.
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Anyway, now I'm working for Mr. Yoshida,
which is, of course, why I'm here.
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So� my Dwayne will be working with you?
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Oh, no, no.
I'm being transferred to New York.
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Lovely town. They're lucky to have you.
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- Eel?
- Oh, no. Thank you.
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Anyway, rumor is you're a big-time
corporate art buyer for E.H. Wright.
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We're both on that fast track.
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Whitley's a teacher now-
243
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:35,900
Oh, really? You know,
I heard there was a shortage.
244
00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:39,133
- No, she's doing fantastic-
- Let me freshen your rice bowls.
245
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,700
Let me help you, babe.
246
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,432
While you're at it,
could you bring me another chopstick?
247
00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:45,483
Sure.
248
00:11:46,733 --> 00:11:48,033
There's a shortage, huh?
249
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:51,470
There'll be a shortage of teeth
in her face if she keeps saying that.
250
00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,100
I know this is hard on you.
251
00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:54,700
Don't state the obvious.
252
00:11:54,766 --> 00:11:56,566
I didn't know this was gonna happen.
253
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,133
But we got to be professional.
254
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:01,233
Okay, I'll be there for you
through the green tea ice cream.
255
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,233
After that, I can make no promises.
256
00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:06,466
Who in Hades does she think she is,
257
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:07,900
drilling you like that?
258
00:12:07,966 --> 00:12:10,466
It was an interview.
She was interviewing me.
259
00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:12,800
Yeah. Well, I know you think it went well,
260
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,333
but to me, it is obvious
she's still very upset
261
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,066
that you broke up with her.
262
00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:19,600
A year and a half ago.
She's not that petty.
263
00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:21,666
She's a woman. She's that petty.
264
00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:25,400
Hey, I'm not going out like that, okay?
I'm the right man for this.
265
00:12:25,401 --> 00:12:28,299
I'll go to that office tomorrow,
march in there, get that job,
266
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,632
come home to a slamming
congratulations party,
267
00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:33,300
and I'm gonna freak my wife.
I'm gonna freak my wife.
268
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,133
That's what I'm gonna do.
269
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,366
Okay. Just be sure you invite Miss Kinu,
270
00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:39,766
- 'cause I want her to see that.
- Mm!
271
00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:49,666
Hey. Come on in.
272
00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:51,133
- How you doing?
- Good. Good.
273
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,233
Um� Listen. Before we get started�
274
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,366
I just want to apologize-
275
00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:57,366
Oh, no, no, I need to apologize.
276
00:12:57,433 --> 00:13:00,866
I know I showed up without warning,
but I just couldn't resist.
277
00:13:00,933 --> 00:13:03,100
Anyway, it was very unprofessional of me.
278
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,066
And I hope you can both forgive me.
279
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:06,866
- It's forgotten.
- Thank you.
280
00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:08,700
- Kinu� Um�
- Yeah?
281
00:13:08,701 --> 00:13:12,399
I also want to apologize about how I left
things two years ago when we broke up.
282
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,666
Oh, Dwayne, that's long forgotten.
283
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,366
Okay. Good. Now that we're past that�
284
00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:21,143
�let me say I've worked
for Kineshewa for three years.
285
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:24,366
And I'm one of Hillman's top
graduate engineering students.
286
00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:27,700
I have the drive and the vision
to push Kineshewa into the future.
287
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,933
We know I'm the perfect man for this job.
288
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,766
I'm sorry, Dwayne, but, um, you're not.
289
00:13:33,266 --> 00:13:34,333
Excuse me?
290
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,400
Dwayne, you are a great engineer,
291
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,566
but Mr. Yoshida hired someone else
this morning.
292
00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:40,665
Somebody else?
293
00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:43,400
Two years ago they were begging me
to work for them.
294
00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:47,136
That was two years ago. Now there's
a greater pool of qualified engineers.
295
00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:48,732
I'm really sorry.
296
00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:50,166
You know, I fought for you.
297
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,270
This has nothing to do with the fact that
I chose Whitley over you, right?
298
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:02,633
Dwayne, the man we chose has a 4.0.
299
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:03,966
What's your GPA?
300
00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:06,566
The man we chose speaks fluent Japanese.
301
00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:08,966
He's also in the top 5% of his class,
302
00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:11,432
he spent the last three summers
working for us,
303
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:14,832
and he's designed a new program
that we are currently implementing.
304
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:17,000
And just for the record, Dwayne,
305
00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:21,066
I am very happily married.
306
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,433
When do the real snacks arrive?
307
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,666
When you leave.
308
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:44,443
You could've at least kicked down
on some no-name dip.
309
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,833
Over by the mirror.
310
00:14:52,366 --> 00:14:54,533
Hey, y'all call this a party or what?
311
00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:57,733
How'd it go?
312
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,000
Just like I expected.
313
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,500
I knew it! I knew it!
314
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,366
Let's get this party started.
315
00:15:03,366 --> 00:15:05,536
- Hey, congratulations, partner.
- Thanks.
316
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,833
Maybe now you can buy some furniture
for this shabby crib.
317
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,733
- Tired of getting splinters in my butt.
- Get out of here.
318
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,400
When do I get to pack
all the clothes I'm gonna buy?
319
00:15:14,466 --> 00:15:16,466
- You don't, baby.
- I don't?
320
00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:18,200
I didn't get the job.
321
00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:20,566
- What?
- You didn't get the job?
322
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:23,732
No, hey, what's the matter?
What's happening with the music?
323
00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:24,933
It's that Kikulela.
324
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,990
- I told you, Kimberly.
- No, no, Whitley.
325
00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:28,866
Some other guy was more qualified.
326
00:15:28,933 --> 00:15:30,700
More qualified?
She was jealous.
327
00:15:30,766 --> 00:15:34,666
Nah, man, it was the vindictive
wrath of a woman scorned.
328
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,566
No. The guy was just better than me.
329
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:39,532
Listen, I'm sorry. The same thing
happened to me with med schools.
330
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:41,133
Kim, it's all right.
331
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,510
It was my fault, man. I'm the one
who told you to have dinner with him.
332
00:15:44,566 --> 00:15:46,133
Can't argue with that, Colonel.
333
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,633
Don't worry about it.
334
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,900
What is this, a pity party?
Black people.
335
00:15:49,901 --> 00:15:52,432
We're having a party. Come on.
Turn the music back on.
336
00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:54,400
Grab some raisins. Come on. Hey!
337
00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:57,133
Hey! Oh! Hey!
338
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,370
Listen, um,
we have a lot of studying to do,
339
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:00,633
so we're gonna go.
340
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,033
I'm really sorry.
341
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:05,333
Boss man, better luck next time, hear?
342
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:09,400
But don't forget,
patient man ride donkey, seen?
343
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,000
- Look, uh, Dwayne, Dwayne�
- It's all right.
344
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,066
No, it's not all right. I'm gonna leave.
345
00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:18,333
- I feel terrible.
- No.
346
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,300
If there's anything I can do,
a phone call or something�
347
00:16:21,366 --> 00:16:22,633
I gotta go.
348
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,966
It's their loss, partner.
349
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:26,300
If you need me, and you need to talk,
350
00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,366
- you know where to find me.
- All right.
351
00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:30,000
It's really no big deal.
352
00:16:30,066 --> 00:16:31,833
Ron, put the raisins back.
353
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,833
And the olives.
354
00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,233
And the peanuts.
355
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,866
You ever heard of a grocery store?
356
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,766
Cheap and stingy.
357
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,100
We was going. I told him we was�
358
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:52,233
- Come on, y'all.
- We didn't know.
359
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,266
I'm so sorry, Dwayne.
360
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,166
I know how much you wanted that job.
361
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,093
It's no big deal, baby. It's no big deal.
362
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,700
So what exactly happened?
363
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,400
Well, nothing really happened.
364
00:17:03,466 --> 00:17:06,116
Now we got the house to ourselves
and this new dress,
365
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,933
what do you say we start that party?
366
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000
Did she tell you why they didn't hire you?
367
00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:13,099
It's not important. Come on, now.
368
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,733
- You gonna make me fly solo, girl?
- Dwayne�
369
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,200
Whitley, just drop it! All right?
Just drop it.
370
00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:19,766
I said nothing happened.
371
00:17:34,766 --> 00:17:37,266
Sorry. It's this little pesky cold I got.
372
00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:41,533
I was on my way to school
when I saw a baby bird on the sidewalk.
373
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,000
He had no wings,
so I said I got superglue-
374
00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:45,266
Terrell.
375
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,833
Damn. That was too easy.
376
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,666
Say we go from Hillman to Richmond
377
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:54,066
and it's approximately 50 miles.
378
00:17:54,766 --> 00:17:59,600
If it takes us one hour from
time T equals zero to time T equals one,
379
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:02,066
- you can apply Newton's method�
- Excuse me.
380
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:04,723
I know, you're the professor,
but that ain't right.
381
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:06,613
What's not right, Terrell?
382
00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:08,533
You apply the mean value theorem.
383
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,566
You're right.
384
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,166
I'm sorry. So we, uh�
385
00:18:17,766 --> 00:18:19,166
We apply the-
386
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,900
Why don't we take the rest of the day off.
387
00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:25,633
Excuse me, Mr. Wayne.
We're only 25 minutes into the class,
388
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,366
and my expensive tuition says
I get a full 55.
389
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:45,400
Hey.
390
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:47,566
I thought you had a late class.
391
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:50,033
I didn't wanna miss
the end of the cartoons.
392
00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:51,833
How are you?
393
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,133
I'm fine. How are you?
394
00:18:56,766 --> 00:18:57,900
Feel like talking?
395
00:18:57,966 --> 00:19:00,333
Yeah, I'm talking. I'm fine, baby.
396
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,800
About the job.
397
00:19:01,866 --> 00:19:04,166
I didn't get the job. End of story.
398
00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:05,900
But we know why you didn't.
399
00:19:05,966 --> 00:19:07,766
Why don't we just drop it?
400
00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:09,433
Just drop it, okay?
401
00:19:12,033 --> 00:19:13,266
Are you following me?
402
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,233
We know why you didn't get the job.
403
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,500
She's still angry.
404
00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:19,333
She's taking her revenge
out on me through you.
405
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,633
What do you want from me?
406
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,200
I want you to talk to me.
407
00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,666
You're not listening to me.
It wasn't about you.
408
00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:26,100
It wasn't about her.
409
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,233
It was about me.
410
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,332
They got a new guy.
411
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:32,600
Some kid with a 4.0 GPA,
some kid who speaks fluent Japanese.
412
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:34,966
They're using programs he implemented.
413
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:36,633
I just wasn't good enough, baby.
414
00:19:39,066 --> 00:19:41,166
I can't take you to Japan for the summer,
415
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:43,233
I can't buy you a new couch and clothes.
416
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,800
I can't, I can't, I can't. All right?
I just can't.
417
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:48,950
I don't care�
418
00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:51,783
that much.
419
00:19:53,633 --> 00:19:57,233
I do. Sweetie, if I gotta look at you
in this pink blouse one more time,
420
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,800
I'm gonna kill somebody.
421
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:06,266
So, Dwayne, you just didn't get this job-
422
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,100
No, sweetie, I always get the job.
423
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,576
I always come through.
I've always been the best.
424
00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:13,266
Lately, I feel like� like I'm slipping.
425
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:14,666
Like I'm losing it.
426
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:18,733
I just wanna give you what you deserve,
that's all.
427
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,800
I have what I want, Dwayne.
428
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,733
Don't be so hard on yourself.
429
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,900
Look at the year that you've had.
430
00:20:25,966 --> 00:20:28,400
Now, I know I'm petite, but�
431
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,833
you can lean on me.
432
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,033
You're not that petite, baby.
433
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,166
I got a big heart.
434
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:38,400
And a big butt. Oh! Oh!
435
00:20:38,466 --> 00:20:40,966
- Don't talk about it.
- Stop! That's mine.
436
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:42,366
I'll talk about it.
437
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,266
Sweetie�
438
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,300
I'm sorry.
439
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:52,000
I believe in you, Dwayne.
440
00:20:52,066 --> 00:20:53,866
- Still?
- Always.
441
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,166
Say it again.
442
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:59,100
The "believe" part, or the "always" part?
443
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,300
- "Believe in me" part.
- I believe in you.
444
00:21:01,366 --> 00:21:03,533
- Say it again.
- I believe in you.
445
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,766
Kiss me.
446
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:06,632
- Say it again.
- I believe in you.
447
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,166
- Say it again. Say it again.
- I believe in you.
448
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:11,400
- I believe in you.
- Oh, I love you.
449
00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:19,566
All right, animals, listen up.
450
00:21:19,633 --> 00:21:21,000
The minima and maxima
451
00:21:21,066 --> 00:21:24,200
are always located at the critical points
452
00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:27,466
and are denoted by "F" of- Terrell!
453
00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:30,066
- How you doing, Mr. Wayne?
- I'm fine.
454
00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:32,199
My brother,
can I rap with you for a second?
455
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,190
- Yeah, sure.
- You did a really good job-
456
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,900
Hey, teacher's pet. My man.
457
00:21:35,966 --> 00:21:37,866
You know, you did a really good job.
458
00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:40,133
Oh, thank you.
I'm glad to see you back too.
459
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,933
Speaking of which,
what did I tell you would happen
460
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,333
the next time you came into my class late?
461
00:21:46,334 --> 00:21:48,265
- You said a lot of things.
- Buh-buh-buh.
462
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:51,833
Let me remind you. I said the door
would be locked, remember?
463
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:54,033
No, no! See, I remember-
464
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:56,300
- I remember-
- Think about it.
465
00:21:56,933 --> 00:21:59,433
I get your point, Mr. Wayne.
466
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,866
Come on, I got a test today, Mr. Wayne.
467
00:22:01,933 --> 00:22:03,333
This ain't right, Mr. Wayne.
468
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,466
Mr. Wayne.
469
00:22:05,066 --> 00:22:07,466
Mr. Wayne, I got French- Mr. Wayne!
470
00:22:07,533 --> 00:22:09,900
Mr. Wayne, I gave you an apple. Come on!
471
00:22:09,901 --> 00:22:10,999
Gina, please.
472
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,833
Mr. Wayne, open the door!
473
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,166
Hey! Hey, y'all. This ain't funny.
474
00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:16,766
Hey! Hey!
475
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,566
Don't! Don't! Hey!
476
00:22:18,616 --> 00:22:23,166
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