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Can't be late, Pookie.
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I must go educate tomorrow's leaders.
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All right. Go teach the world, baby.
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Remember, Friday is the birthday dinner,
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so don't accept dates
from little munchkins.
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I remember. Dinner, just the two of us.
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So romantic.
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And intimate.
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Now, it's my birthday.
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You know me, Dwayne. Less is more.
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Since when? Get out of here.
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- You're so funny.
- Yeah.
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- You ought to be on Def Comedy Jam.
- Yeah.
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I'll call Russell and see what we can do.
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Kim? Kim?
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Hey, listen�
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Don't do that to me.
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Okay, listen, I added a few more people
I think Whitley would want there.
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That many?
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The more people,
the more attention for Whitley.
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I say buy her a mirror and call it a day.
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No, my baby deserves this birthday bash.
She's gonna be so surprised.
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She thinks we're having
a little romantic dinner for two.
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But I'mma tell her,
"Baby, I left my briefcase at The Pit."
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- That's good.
- She'll be so surprised.
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She'll be like, "Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne!"
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? I know my parents loved me ?
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{\an8}? Stand behind me
Come what may ?
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{\an8}? Come what may ?
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{\an8}? I realize that I'm ready ?
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{\an8}? I'm ready ?
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{\an8}? 'Cause I finally heard them say ?
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{\an8}? I heard them say ?
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{\an8}- ? It's a different world ?
- ? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? A different world ?
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{\an8}? Now, here's our chance to make it ?
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{\an8}? Here's our chance ?
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{\an8}? If we focus on our goal ?
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{\an8}? Focus on our goal ?
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{\an8}? If you dish it
We can take it ?
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{\an8}? We can take it ?
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{\an8}? Just remember that you've been told ?
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{\an8}? That it's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from, yeah ?
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Listen here, Mademoiselle.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}
Now, do you see where I'm going?
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{\an8}
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{\an8}He.
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{\an8}Mademoiselle�
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{\an8}She.
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He. Merci, mademoiselle.
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That's how it's supposed to go.
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Professor, I'm sorry.
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- I can't work with these people.
- I see that.
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Mademoiselle Devereaux,
I suggest you meditate
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on the word fraternit�.
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It means "brotherhood."
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Working together, getting beyond moi.
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Oui, Madame.
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- Now, who will be my next volunteer?
- Ow!
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Ah, Monsieur Walker.
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And Mademoiselle Brown.
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Mademoiselle Brown.
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Now, Terrell,
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You will be the waiter, le gar�on,
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and Charmaine,
you shall be the customer.
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Fabulous.
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Oh!
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Oh, no! No! No! No more.
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Please, I beg you.
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Charmaine, you are not going
to eat a little dog for dinner.
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Go to your seats in shame.
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She told you, girl.
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As I return your quizzes,
let me inform you
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that your midterm will be on Friday,
and it's oral.
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Please make individual
appointments with me.
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Hold on. A "D?" How can I get a "D"
if you're grading on a curve?
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Because Mademoiselle Devereaux
got a perfect score.
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It's lonely at the top.
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Dismissed.
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- What did you get, Charmaine?
- There's a "C" where my grade should be.
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Excuse me, Professor,
there's a misprint on my test.
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Face la musique, cherie.
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You received a "C," and may I suggest
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that Mr. Walker and you
find a tutor tout de suite.
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A "C?"
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Oh, gosh! I'm having breathing troubles.
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It's just a "C."
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I have a 4.0 to protect, Gina.
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Me, too.
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Not anymore.
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Okay, Dwayne wants us here at 7:30.
So don't be late, and bring a gift.
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And don't buy anything cheap
'cause that's my department.
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Darling, one day I look forward
to celebrating your birthday with you.
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Why? You gonna throw me a party?
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Let's just say there will be jubilation.
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See you after lab, all right?
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Ya, man.
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Ah�
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May I help you, Ron?
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No. Looks like you got your hands full.
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Go ahead, girl.
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We still on for tonight, Lena?
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Most definitely. Um, I rented some movies.
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Didn't have Beauty and the Beast,
so I got�
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Beethoven and Home Alone.
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Why didn't you just rent Mary Poppins?
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Just because we're not getting busy
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doesn't mean you have
to hit the kiddie rack.
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You want to be alone
in a dark room with me
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watching She's Gotta Have It?
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I never saw Home Alone.
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Je ne re�
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Je ne re�
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Je ne re�
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Is that your mating call,
or do you just got phlegm?
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- I'm practicing my French, Mr. Gaines.
- Oh.
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Bonjour, Mr. Gaines.
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Oh, bonjour right back to you, Frenchy.
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And what does that mean?
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It means she knows French and we don't.
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First time in my life I stink.
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Well, I can write it, just not speak it.
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You can just carry
a blackboard around Paris.
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Jerk.
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All right, all right, girlfriend.
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I won't make you beg this time.
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Mademoiselle Gina is available
for tutoring. We can start now.
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Me come to you for help
in something scholastic?
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Not in this lifetime.
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Fine. Terrell, I guess it's just me, you,
and your little "D."
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Gina, me and my "D" don't need
a tutor with an attitude.
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It's just as well, Terrell,
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because French is the language of love,
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which means you'll never know it.
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That means you'll speak it to anybody.
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Okay, Terrell, for the fifth time�
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how do you say� "hat?"
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- Chat.
- No!
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That means cat!
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I need an aspirin.
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- When are you coming back?
- Never!
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Never?
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Jay� jee� ju� joo� ja�
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Wait a minute, Jacques!
I'm getting the hang of it!
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- Jah, jwah
- - Oh, see?
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That's it� Jwah!
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In my two years as the president
of the Hillman French Club,
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I have never encountered
two such hopeless cases.
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The night simply isn't long enough.
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Here's your 20 dollars back.
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Bonjour, Madame.
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Vive la France.
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Je m'appelle Charmaine.
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Je m'appelle, I'm going to fail.
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Bonjour, Madame.
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Je m'appelle, I'mma fail.
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Vive la France.
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Je m'appelle, I'mma fail.
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- Bonjour, Madame.
- Je m'appelle Charmaine.
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- Vive la France.
- I'mma fail, je m'appelle.
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I'mma fail.
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You, too.
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We gonna fail.
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We going to fail.
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We going to fail.
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Je m'appelle.
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We going to fail!
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Can you hear me, Brad?
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- Vern, make baby sounds.
- Okay�
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Baa! Baa!
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Vern, that sounds like a sheep.
Baby sounds.
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- Waa! Waa!
- That's good. Come on in.
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I love this thing.
I love this baby monitor.
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We'll be able to hear Imani's first words
no matter what room we're in.
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- You're gonna do great.
- Yeah. Come on, man.
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Come on, Terrell, stay with me.
Think of your GPA.
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Give me a break. We've been up all night.
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If we knew the questions in advance�
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Will she quiz us on vocabulary,
make us recite verbs, what?
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I'm ready to pay disguised tutors
to take the test.
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That's cheating.
It's despicable and disgusting.
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Besides, you'll never find
anybody cute enough to be me.
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- Is it on?
- It's on. Yeah.
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- It's on.
- Right. I love this.
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What's better than a French tutor?
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A baby monitor.
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Oh! Rookie Mutombo with the slam.
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- Barkley coming back with the rebound.
- Yeah.
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He coming down the court.
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He fake, he dribble,
elbow over on the head�
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Barkley with three!
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Ay, ay, ay. What are you doing?
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Watch out, man.
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Dwayne, are these your papers
or Whitley's?
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Whitley's. Why?
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I thought the party was a surprise.
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What do you mean?
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Well, this looks like the guest list.
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In her handwriting.
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Whitley's in on her own surprise party.
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- Oh, sukie, sukie.
- Hmm.
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Uh-uh. Not this time.
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Whitley wants a surprise,
I'm going to give her one. Mm-hmm.
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Hey, how come I'm not on the list?
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I can't cheat. What was I thinking?
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You were thinking about that big fat "C."
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Look, it's simple.
Gina comes down the stairs,
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we drop this in her backpack,
off she goes to class,
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and we trail her by up to 50 feet,
and boo-yah!
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Instant knowledge of what's on the test.
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I can't do it, Terrell.
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Hey, look at this face.
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Can't you see it's hurting
my conscience, too?
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No.
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But you'd have been better prepared
for a written test, right?
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Right. We worked as hard
as two people could.
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Right. Gina's from Martinique.
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She grew up speaking French.
It's cheating.
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- Right.
- Right.
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No, no, I can't.
I never have, never will.
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We ain't talking about your sex life.
We're talking about saving your butt.
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Yeah, yeah, you look fine.
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I asked what time it was.
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It's one o'clock, Gina.
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Oh, time for my exam
and time for you to drop French. Eh?
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Gina, I don't blame you
for not wanting to help us.
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I know it's our responsibility
to learn on our own,
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but I just want to put
this incident behind us
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and get back to being friends.
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All right. That's so touching.
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Touching, truly touching.
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But I can't help you, homie.
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Au revoir.
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You just did.
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Au revoir.
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Okay, Kimmie, this is good. You added
the names to the guest list that I wanted.
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Did you dissuade Dwayne
from getting that greasy fried chicken?
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Yes. He got you a shrimp platter.
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Fresh, not frozen?
251
00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:19,266
Once again, I am so sorry you lassoed me
into this mess.
252
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,700
I should have told Dwayne
253
00:12:20,701 --> 00:12:23,132
the moment you found out
about the surprise party.
254
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,933
You did the right thing. Calm down.
255
00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:28,400
How else would I get the party I wanted?
256
00:12:28,466 --> 00:12:31,533
Besides, I'm not doing this for me.
I'm doing this for Dwayne.
257
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,666
Come again?
258
00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:36,633
Just think how excited he'll be
259
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:39,700
when I walk into this room
full of adoring people
260
00:12:39,766 --> 00:12:42,033
in my brand-new dress from my mama.
261
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,100
I practiced three surprised looks.
262
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,233
Watch.
263
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,033
Oh, my lord.
264
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,666
Three?
265
00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:08,700
Three is the best one, I think.
266
00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:10,400
- Excuse me. Hi.
- Hi.
267
00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:13,033
Don't invite her.
268
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:18,000
Let us start with a conversation
at the grocery store.
269
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,366
What's wrong with this?
270
00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:28,366
- You put batteries in?
- Yes.
271
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,600
Maybe they haven't started
the test yet.
272
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,900
Are there voices coming from your bag?
273
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:40,533
- Turn up the volume.
- That sounds like Terrell.
274
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,866
We're supposed
to hear something.
275
00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:44,900
Maybe we're not close enough.
276
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,033
Yes, you are.
277
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,966
It says the transmitter's
effective up to 50 feet.
278
00:13:49,967 --> 00:13:52,899
- Is this the transmitter or the-
- Yes, the transmitter-
279
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,466
Terrell, stop talking now.
280
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:58,333
Professor Porter, look what we just found.
281
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,800
Oh, mon dieu.
282
00:13:59,866 --> 00:14:01,400
Mon dieu.
283
00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:04,033
Oh, mon dieu, whoa!
284
00:14:14,366 --> 00:14:15,800
Okay, baby, let's go.
285
00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:19,266
Yes. Let's go out to dinner.
286
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:20,400
Oh, man!
287
00:14:20,466 --> 00:14:21,600
What's wrong?
288
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:22,933
My briefcase.
289
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,100
What about it?
290
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,100
- I left it at The Pit.
- The Pit?
291
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,266
Oh. How inconvenient.
292
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:34,066
Baby, would you mind
if we swung by and got it?
293
00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:37,433
No. Let's go to The Pit.
294
00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:49,500
Okay, Dwayne, you realize
I could have just waited in the car.
295
00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:52,233
Baby, I need you to help me
find my briefcase.
296
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,400
Okay, I'll help.
297
00:14:54,466 --> 00:14:56,233
Let's see if it's in here.
298
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,800
Come on, baby, help me look.
299
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:16,600
Maybe it's in the kitchen.
300
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,333
Oh. Here it is.
301
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,833
I got it.
302
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,066
Hey, Whit?
303
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,366
- Baby.
- Huh?
304
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:27,200
- I got it.
- Oh.
305
00:15:34,984 --> 00:15:37,065
What's so funny?
306
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,399
It was something
I was thinking about from earlier.
307
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,540
Come on, Baby, let's go.
308
00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:41,565
Where?
309
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,400
- To the restaurant. It's down the street.
- Oh.
310
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,800
Hit the lights for me, baby.
311
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,733
- "Hit the lights"?
- Yeah.
312
00:15:56,766 --> 00:15:57,816
Whitley!
313
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,266
Come on, Charmaine.
Nobody thinking about you.
314
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,666
I feel so humiliated.
315
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,399
You think I'm proud of it?
I haven't cheated since third grade.
316
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,465
I feel like the whole school
is talking about us.
317
00:16:12,466 --> 00:16:14,933
Ain't nobody thinking about you.
318
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:17,166
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
319
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:20,233
Miss Thing. You got caught
cheating today, didn't you?
320
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,366
Except her.
321
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:23,732
I didn't know you had it in you,
Miss Goody-goody.
322
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:24,783
Please.
323
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:29,933
Charmaine, I know it's unlike you
to stoop to such contemptible deceit.
324
00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:32,833
- But our God is a forgiving God.
- Word.
325
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,033
You know what else?
326
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,766
The hardest part is gonna be
forgiving yourself.
327
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:38,600
Good luck, sister.
328
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,900
Woe is me.
329
00:16:40,901 --> 00:16:43,732
At least Professor isn't reporting us
to the honor board.
330
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:46,066
We got a "F" on our midterms, Terrell.
331
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:48,200
Damn, you're a bad influence on me.
332
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:52,000
Well, if it isn't America's Most Stupid.
333
00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:56,833
I might not have done this
if you hadn't acted high and mighty, Gina.
334
00:16:56,900 --> 00:17:00,566
How about when you made
fun of me in math class?
335
00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:04,966
I felt bad because you were doing
better than me.
336
00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:06,633
I didn't know I could be so ugly.
337
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,266
Come on, now.
I've seen you in the morning.
338
00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:14,266
I'm sorry, Charmaine.
339
00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:17,233
I'm sorry, too.
340
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,500
I didn't mean to go there.
341
00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:22,403
I just felt so good
being better than you for once.
342
00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:23,900
I got to hit the books.
343
00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:26,700
I gotta work my tail off
to even get a passing grade.
344
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,183
I'll help you.
345
00:17:28,284 --> 00:17:30,232
You will?
346
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:31,433
Yeah, I'll help you.
347
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,466
Mercy.
348
00:17:33,566 --> 00:17:35,700
This is not Marvin Gaye, it's merci.
349
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,966
Oh. Merci.
350
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,753
Yeah, you're going to need a lot of help.
351
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,700
Baby, you're not eating.
352
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:53,300
I'm just overwhelmed by the ambiance.
353
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:56,766
- Can I have that wing?
- Mm-hmm.
354
00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:02,165
You keep looking at the door,
expecting somebody?
355
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,233
No.
356
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,183
Are you sure?
357
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,383
Why?
358
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,866
I don't know.
Maybe I have a surprise for you. Eh?
359
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,533
I knew it.
360
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,066
I knew it, Dwayne.
361
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,366
? Happy Easter, happy Fourth of July ?
362
00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:17,166
? I hope you're happy
With your birthday bean pie ?
363
00:18:17,466 --> 00:18:18,666
Hey!
364
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,200
Now blow that out.
365
00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:23,316
Go, baby.
366
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,933
I wrote that, baby. I wrote that.
367
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,233
? Happy Easter, happy Fourth of July ?
368
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,700
? I hope you're happy with- ?
369
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:34,533
What did you do with my party?
370
00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:37,703
- Party? What party?
- Don't play games with me, Dwayne.
371
00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:39,533
Don't play games with you?
372
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,466
Where is everybody?
What did you do with it?
373
00:18:43,566 --> 00:18:46,876
Wait. Are you telling me that
you know something about some party?
374
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,766
Perhaps.
375
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,400
Perhaps.
376
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,500
How about you just say,
"Honey, I planned the whole thing?"
377
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:58,300
Okay. So what If I did?
I deserve it.
378
00:18:58,366 --> 00:19:02,533
I've been to hell and back this year.
I spent my honeymoon in the LA riots.
379
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,800
I've been living with your
thrift shop furniture. I lost my job.
380
00:19:05,866 --> 00:19:08,633
I went to unemployment
for the first time in my life.
381
00:19:08,634 --> 00:19:11,965
I've been teaching those little monsters
and flipping flapjacks.
382
00:19:11,966 --> 00:19:14,200
You bet I planned this party!
383
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:16,933
Now I got my hair done
and I got my new dress on,
384
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,900
and I want my party.
I want my shrimp.
385
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,533
What about me, baby?
386
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,366
I invited you.
387
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,233
I, I, I, I, I.
388
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,966
I'm talking about what about me, huh?
389
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:36,266
Who was there with you
through the riots and robberies?
390
00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:38,200
- You were.
- Okay.
391
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,900
And I love you, Dwayne.
392
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,300
It's because of this love
393
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:49,566
that I just want you to give the
best surprise party you've ever given-
394
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,833
You can do better than that.
395
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,066
What's the matter with you?
396
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,866
You didn't think my party
would be good enough?
397
00:19:57,366 --> 00:19:59,866
So what, you get chicken
instead of shrimp?
398
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,833
Why didn't you let me do it for you?
I would have liked to try.
399
00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:08,733
You got a control problem, baby.
400
00:20:09,766 --> 00:20:12,033
Okay, you're right, and I'm sorry.
401
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,000
What did you do with my party?
402
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,000
I canned the party.
403
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,766
- You canned it?
- Yes.
404
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:25,000
That's what I said, isn't it? I canned it.
405
00:20:27,766 --> 00:20:29,066
Excuse me.
406
00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:34,233
You want that chicken to go, baby?
407
00:20:41,766 --> 00:20:44,596
Hey, baby, put this
in the refrigerator for me, please?
408
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,300
Surprise!
409
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,166
? Happy Easter, happy Fourth of July ?
410
00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:21,900
? We hope you like
Your happy birthday bean pie ?
411
00:21:22,633 --> 00:21:25,300
? Happy birthday, hey! ?
412
00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:27,600
? Happy birthday, hey! ?
413
00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:30,166
? Happy birthday, hey! ?
414
00:21:30,266 --> 00:21:32,733
? Happy birthday, ho! ?
415
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,166
{\an8}? Happy birthday, ho! ?
416
00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:37,466
{\an8}? Happy birthday, ho! ?
417
00:21:37,516 --> 00:21:42,066
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