Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,533 --> 00:00:12,133
- What did she say?
- Something about her foot.
2
00:00:13,666 --> 00:00:16,600
Well, who is she and what is she doing?
Who is she?
3
00:00:16,666 --> 00:00:19,066
She's been here since I got up
this morning.
4
00:00:19,133 --> 00:00:21,433
Did anybody ask who she might be?
5
00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:22,550
Mm-hm. Go on over.
6
00:00:27,033 --> 00:00:28,083
Kim!
7
00:00:28,084 --> 00:00:29,165
- Kim!
- Kim!
8
00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:31,833
No! I just did a double shift
at the hospital.
9
00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:34,633
If it's a dorm problem, talk to Freddie.
10
00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:37,266
- Freddie's not in.
- She sure ain't.
11
00:00:39,633 --> 00:00:40,900
All right, what's up?
12
00:00:40,966 --> 00:00:42,016
Who is that?
13
00:00:42,666 --> 00:00:45,333
- Mm. How long's she been here?
- All morning.
14
00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,733
Girlfriend is strange.
15
00:00:47,466 --> 00:00:50,100
Strange but yet, familiar.
16
00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:53,466
Look close, ladies.
That hair, the clothes�
17
00:00:54,066 --> 00:00:55,116
Excuse me.
18
00:00:55,484 --> 00:00:57,532
Hi.
19
00:00:57,533 --> 00:00:59,600
I'm Kim, and you must be?
20
00:00:59,666 --> 00:01:03,600
Joni, child of God, mother of Freddie.
21
00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:04,883
Oh�
22
00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,333
Yeah, right.
23
00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:16,866
? I know my parents loved me ?
24
00:01:16,933 --> 00:01:20,266
{\an8}? Stand behind me come what may ?
25
00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,466
{\an8}? Come what may ?
26
00:01:22,533 --> 00:01:24,700
{\an8}? I realize that I'm ready ?
27
00:01:24,766 --> 00:01:25,816
{\an8}? I'm ready ?
28
00:01:25,866 --> 00:01:28,633
{\an8}? 'Cause I finally heard them say ?
29
00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:30,466
{\an8}? I heard them say ?
30
00:01:30,533 --> 00:01:33,933
{\an8}- ? It's a different world ?
? It's a different world ?
31
00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,800
{\an8}? From where you come from ?
32
00:01:35,866 --> 00:01:38,233
{\an8}? A different world ?
33
00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:42,366
{\an8}? Now, here's our chance to make it ?
34
00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:43,833
{\an8}? Here's our chance ?
35
00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:46,533
{\an8}? If we focus on our goal ?
36
00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,300
{\an8}? Focus on our goal ?
37
00:01:48,366 --> 00:01:51,333
{\an8}? If you dish it
We can take it ?
38
00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,733
{\an8}? We can take it ?
39
00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,900
{\an8}? Just remember that you've been told ?
40
00:01:55,966 --> 00:01:58,266
{\an8}? That it's a different world ?
41
00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:01,366
{\an8}? It's a different world ?
42
00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:03,053
{\an8}? It's a different world ?
43
00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,266
{\an8}? It's a different world ?
44
00:02:05,267 --> 00:02:06,832
{\an8}? From where you come from ?
45
00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:08,165
{\an8}? It's a different world ?
46
00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:09,786
{\an8}? It's a different world ?
47
00:02:09,833 --> 00:02:11,513
{\an8}? From where you come from ?
48
00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:13,800
{\an8}? It's a different world ?
49
00:02:13,866 --> 00:02:18,666
{\an8}? From where you come from, yeah ?
50
00:02:22,233 --> 00:02:23,866
{\an8}Good morning, sir.
51
00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,800
May I take your order?
52
00:02:25,866 --> 00:02:29,566
While you're trying to decide,
allow me to refill your bottomless cup.
53
00:02:29,633 --> 00:02:33,466
Ooh. I'll have a hot,
steaming helping of you. Come here.
54
00:02:33,533 --> 00:02:35,000
{\an8}No, no, no.
55
00:02:35,066 --> 00:02:38,500
{\an8}Rule number one at
the International Cottage of Flapjacks
56
00:02:38,566 --> 00:02:40,833
is don't mix hanky-panky with pancakes.
57
00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,733
This is the cottage of Wayne
58
00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,333
{\an8}and we don't have no pancakes
without hanky-panky. Come here!
59
00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,899
Come here!
60
00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:50,333
Explain something to me.
61
00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,100
Why does my wife have
to work on Christmas Eve?
62
00:02:53,533 --> 00:02:56,133
So your wife can buy you
a Christmas present.
63
00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,766
No. Baby, you don't have
to buy me a present.
64
00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:02,266
All I want for Christmas is you,
under the tree,
65
00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:04,350
unwrapped�
66
00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:09,333
And I know all you want is me, right?
67
00:03:14,666 --> 00:03:16,200
- Right.
- Right.
68
00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:19,900
So, where's my love child?
69
00:03:20,866 --> 00:03:23,333
Freddie's probably
at the law school library.
70
00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,233
- Checking out books.
- Yeah.
71
00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:26,500
Come on, sister.
72
00:03:26,566 --> 00:03:29,266
She's probably at her
boyfriend's checking him out.
73
00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:30,383
Mm.
74
00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:32,350
Whoa.
75
00:03:32,566 --> 00:03:35,266
I'm sensing a little inner tension here.
76
00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:36,500
No, I'm fine.
77
00:03:36,566 --> 00:03:38,733
Uh-huh. That's called denial,
78
00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:42,100
and it's all around us. Mm.
79
00:03:42,933 --> 00:03:44,933
You, sister�
80
00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:46,866
Let it out.
81
00:03:46,933 --> 00:03:48,166
Let what out?
82
00:03:48,233 --> 00:03:49,566
Oh�
83
00:03:49,633 --> 00:03:53,433
I'm sensing something deep.
84
00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,166
You mean Lance? Our breakup?
85
00:03:55,233 --> 00:03:56,566
I'm not upset anymore.
86
00:03:56,633 --> 00:03:59,466
Even though I wasted four years
of my precious life,
87
00:03:59,533 --> 00:04:03,033
I can say I no longer wish to rip
his heart out on Valentine's Day.
88
00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,300
I'm over it.
89
00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,400
There you go, denial. And you?
90
00:04:08,466 --> 00:04:12,133
I didn't break up with nobody.
I'm looking for Lance's number.
91
00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,533
Kim, Kim�
92
00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,066
Share with us.
93
00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:21,133
You know, at the present,
I don't feel like sharing.
94
00:04:21,233 --> 00:04:24,200
Oh, I see, you were raised
the same way I was.
95
00:04:24,266 --> 00:04:25,433
To hold it in.
96
00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:28,266
Well, as a holistic psychologist,
I urge you
97
00:04:28,366 --> 00:04:29,800
to let it out.
98
00:04:29,866 --> 00:04:32,133
- Here, punch a pillow.
- No, thanks.
99
00:04:32,134 --> 00:04:33,265
Come on.
100
00:04:33,266 --> 00:04:34,733
We all need to do it. Here.
101
00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,766
This is for bigotry, chauvinism,
102
00:04:38,066 --> 00:04:42,133
injustice, Republicans, Naugahyde!
103
00:04:50,033 --> 00:04:52,166
- Joni! Joni!
- Freddie!
104
00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,333
I can't believe it!
105
00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,533
You're here!
106
00:05:05,033 --> 00:05:08,566
Now, my mother ain't never said hello
to me like that before.
107
00:05:09,266 --> 00:05:10,966
You're really here!
108
00:05:11,366 --> 00:05:12,633
Is that a new tattoo?
109
00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:15,200
- Whoa.
- A school of baby whales.
110
00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:17,600
Beautiful. I love this tattoo, Joni.
111
00:05:18,433 --> 00:05:20,000
Look at you, sister.
112
00:05:20,066 --> 00:05:21,366
Where'd your hair go?
113
00:05:21,466 --> 00:05:23,700
I'm evolving my look. What do you think?
114
00:05:23,766 --> 00:05:25,000
Oh�
115
00:05:25,233 --> 00:05:26,283
Do your thing.
116
00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,533
I am.
117
00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:32,866
Oh, Joni, I want you to meet Ron.
118
00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,300
Ron, Ron�
119
00:05:34,366 --> 00:05:35,416
Kim's Ron.
120
00:05:35,466 --> 00:05:37,200
Honey boom, honey boom.
121
00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:42,566
Look, I really have to be going.
It was very nice meeting you.
122
00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,633
Kim, are you okay?
123
00:05:44,634 --> 00:05:45,599
I'm fine.
124
00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,366
Joni! What?
125
00:05:47,433 --> 00:05:48,483
Shazza!
126
00:05:48,866 --> 00:05:51,300
Shazza, brother.
127
00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,600
- How you doing?
- Oh!
128
00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:58,866
You know, Freddie's dad is still talking
about that sweat lodge we did last spring.
129
00:05:58,933 --> 00:06:00,700
- So intense!
- Yes.
130
00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:04,133
The four of us, naked�
131
00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:06,200
- Chanting�
- Releasing our toxins.
132
00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:07,666
Under the full moon.
133
00:06:08,566 --> 00:06:09,633
So, Freddie,
134
00:06:09,634 --> 00:06:11,965
what are you and Shazza
doing for Christmas?
135
00:06:11,966 --> 00:06:15,333
I thought you'd like to join
your dad and me in Guatemala.
136
00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:18,000
Joni, I have to tell you,
137
00:06:18,066 --> 00:06:20,733
Shazza and I aren't together anymore, and�
138
00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,166
Ron is my new man.
139
00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:26,766
Whoa. Rewind.
140
00:06:28,633 --> 00:06:30,500
Listen, Joni, I got some things to do.
141
00:06:30,566 --> 00:06:32,916
I'll check you out later.
We'll rap, all right?
142
00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,700
So, Ron�
143
00:06:38,366 --> 00:06:40,100
Groovy to meet you, Ron.
144
00:06:41,233 --> 00:06:44,866
You, too, Joni. It's real�groovy.
145
00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:48,666
She's feeling your aura.
146
00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:49,916
Oh.
147
00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:54,766
All right, Miss Gilbert-Wayne.
148
00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,820
In the next eight hours, you will serve
149
00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:01,100
over 1,000 cups of coffee
and 5,000 pancakes.
150
00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:04,533
- I won't be doing it all alone, will I?
- Well�
151
00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,033
Sorry I'm late!
152
00:07:08,033 --> 00:07:09,133
Oh, hi!
153
00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,766
I'm Grace, and you're�"Whitey."
154
00:07:12,066 --> 00:07:14,066
Aw. That's cute.
155
00:07:14,566 --> 00:07:17,300
It's Whitley.
They left the "L" off my name tag.
156
00:07:17,366 --> 00:07:21,333
Well, we'll get you
a new name tag tomorrow,
157
00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,033
if you last.
158
00:07:23,034 --> 00:07:25,999
Well, Grace and I
will be working together?
159
00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,433
No, you'll be working.
160
00:07:27,434 --> 00:07:30,099
As the owner's daughter,
Grace will spend eight hours
161
00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:32,000
on the phone with her boyfriend.
162
00:07:32,733 --> 00:07:35,133
Hi, baby. Guess who.
163
00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,666
Yes! It is!
164
00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,010
- So�
- What are they talking about?
165
00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:43,000
You can see why we need someone
with your experience.
166
00:07:43,066 --> 00:07:45,400
It was five years at a truck stop in?
167
00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:46,766
In Texarkana.
168
00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:48,533
It was called The Grit Stop.
169
00:07:48,866 --> 00:07:50,366
How very picturesque.
170
00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,866
No way! God!
171
00:07:56,966 --> 00:07:58,533
Merry Christmas to you.
172
00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,433
Can I help you to your table?
173
00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:03,433
This is a lovely foursome
for a window seat.
174
00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:04,700
How are you, sir?
175
00:08:05,366 --> 00:08:06,416
God�
176
00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:10,366
- Whitley, I need to talk to you over here.
- Kimberly.
177
00:08:10,433 --> 00:08:13,166
- Over here.
- Menus! Menus! They need menus.
178
00:08:13,233 --> 00:08:14,283
Smile!
179
00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,833
- You won't believe-
- Grace!
180
00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:24,333
- I'm on the phone, Whitey.
- Whitley!
181
00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:27,266
Okay, Kimberly, talk fast.
182
00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:28,633
It's Ron and Freddie.
183
00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,133
I've tried to be mature about everything,
184
00:08:31,134 --> 00:08:33,332
- but I'm not feeling mature-
- No sob stories.
185
00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:35,433
Get 'em in, get 'em fed, get 'em out.
186
00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,333
- May I take your order, ma'am?
- I lost my appetite.
187
00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,799
I know this is childish,
188
00:08:39,866 --> 00:08:43,833
but all I can think about
is Ron and Freddie in bed.
189
00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,666
Two pigs in a blanket!
190
00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:52,833
Until I talked to you, I didn't realize
I had my yin confused with my yang.
191
00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,190
That's why I ain't got nobody.
Thank you, girl.
192
00:08:55,566 --> 00:08:57,000
Hold it, hold it.
193
00:08:57,066 --> 00:08:58,266
- Mr. Gaines�
- Mm-hm.
194
00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,500
�have you ever tried asking forgiveness
195
00:09:00,566 --> 00:09:02,366
of this animal you're eating?
196
00:09:02,766 --> 00:09:03,816
Well�
197
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,860
You want me to talk to this drumstick?
198
00:09:05,866 --> 00:09:07,566
Oh, just try it once.
199
00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:10,600
Well, hello�
200
00:09:10,666 --> 00:09:11,866
And goodbye.
201
00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,200
Joni! Excuse me. Hey!
202
00:09:15,201 --> 00:09:17,032
- Hey.
- I'm finished with all my classes.
203
00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:19,199
I thought we could just hang out and rap,
me and you.
204
00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,833
Joni, you were right.
I have been in denial.
205
00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:25,533
Denial about Lance and the whole thing
and it's driving me out of my mind.
206
00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,500
Hold it. Here.
207
00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:29,000
Take this healing crystal.
208
00:09:29,066 --> 00:09:31,166
It will help quiet your spirit.
209
00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:33,033
Thank you. How does it work?
210
00:09:33,366 --> 00:09:36,000
Try putting it in your mouth.
211
00:09:36,066 --> 00:09:37,116
Joni, can we go?
212
00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:38,900
Okay, one minute, one minute.
213
00:09:38,966 --> 00:09:42,633
Lena, Lena, your poetry� mind-blowing.
214
00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:47,000
Sort of Maya Angelou meets Flavor Flav.
215
00:09:47,066 --> 00:09:48,116
Well, I try.
216
00:09:48,866 --> 00:09:52,333
Ooh� Ahh�
217
00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:54,833
Your mother's amazing.
218
00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:57,666
I know. She's always had a way
with my friends.
219
00:09:57,667 --> 00:09:58,665
When I was young
220
00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:01,700
she used to turn my sleepovers
into protest rallies.
221
00:10:02,366 --> 00:10:04,500
She's so good at stirring things up.
222
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,866
So are you.
223
00:10:10,266 --> 00:10:11,433
I miss you.
224
00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,600
Things have been very intense, Shazza,
225
00:10:15,666 --> 00:10:16,933
especially now.
226
00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,200
I thought I knew where I was heading
227
00:10:20,266 --> 00:10:22,633
and then Joni shows up, and-
228
00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:25,933
Seeing Joni reminds me
of the best of who you are.
229
00:10:26,733 --> 00:10:29,033
Well, she was my role model,
230
00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:32,166
and I always planned to grow up
to be just like her.
231
00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:35,566
She always told me,
"If you want something, just go for it."
232
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,633
I couldn't agree more.
233
00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,333
There you go.
234
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,933
I had the French crepes.
235
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:57,600
I thought you said French toast.
236
00:10:57,666 --> 00:11:00,466
Anyway, same country.
237
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:05,766
Mm-hm, mm-hm. Oh!
238
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,466
Whitey, get me a cup of decaf?
239
00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:10,900
Thanks.
240
00:11:13,766 --> 00:11:17,966
So, Freddie, why didn't we just
go back to your room?
241
00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,700
Well, it's away from campus.
242
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:23,300
We can be one-on-one
without your little fan club.
243
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:27,433
Whoa, I'm sensing a little something here.
244
00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:31,200
Okay, sister, just let it out.
245
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,500
You're right, Joni.
246
00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,150
I'm sorry.
247
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,333
Joni, I'm confused.
248
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,800
I thought that I knew who I was,
249
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,466
and I thought I knew
who I wanted to be with.
250
00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:45,800
So, why didn't you tell me about Ron?
251
00:11:45,866 --> 00:11:47,400
You hate Ron, right?
252
00:11:47,466 --> 00:11:49,733
And you'd rather that I'm with Shazza.
253
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,600
Sounds like your psyche is deeply divided.
254
00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:55,000
Don't analyze me. Tell me what to do.
255
00:11:55,066 --> 00:11:57,133
Admit it, Joni, you hate my hair.
256
00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:00,766
Whether you wear your hair
natural or bald,
257
00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,900
whether you choose Ron or Shazza,
258
00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:04,433
I would never interfere.
259
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,550
I'm asking you-
260
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,900
Is that Kim?
261
00:12:06,966 --> 00:12:09,966
Kimmie. Kim. Hi.
262
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,633
Join us, sister.
263
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:12,833
Hey, Joni.
264
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,300
- Hi, Freddie.
- Hey, Kim.
265
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,765
I don't want to disturb you guys.
I know you haven't seen-
266
00:12:16,766 --> 00:12:19,132
Oh, nonsense.
She's not disturbing us, is she, Freddie?
267
00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:21,100
- Here. Sit down, sister.
- Of course not.
268
00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:22,783
Come on.
269
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,000
After all, you two are best friends.
270
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,766
Which is why I'm moved
to say something here.
271
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:32,366
I'm feeling some unsisterly vibes.
272
00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:34,766
"Unsisterly vibes?"
273
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:37,766
Communicate or suffer the karma.
274
00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:41,766
That's ridiculous.
We're fine, aren't we, Kimmie?
275
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,500
- Ye-
- Uh-huh.
276
00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:45,066
Let it out, sister.
277
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,200
Kim?
278
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:52,200
Freddie, I know I said
I was fine about you and Ron,
279
00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:53,766
but I'm not.
280
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:57,033
Not the way you've been
sneaking around behind my back.
281
00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:01,566
Not the way you've treated our friendship,
if friendship is still the right word.
282
00:13:01,633 --> 00:13:03,400
All right. All right.
283
00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:04,700
Okay, yes!
284
00:13:04,766 --> 00:13:06,700
Now doesn't that feel better?
285
00:13:06,766 --> 00:13:08,100
Yeah, it does.
286
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,866
Kim, wait, you and Freddie haven't�
287
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,166
�hugged.
288
00:13:15,866 --> 00:13:17,500
That was cool, Joni.
289
00:13:17,566 --> 00:13:19,366
The way you didn't interfere.
290
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:23,300
Well, at least she's being honest.
291
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,000
Can I be honest with you?
292
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,133
I am sick of calling you Joni.
293
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:33,533
We've always been best friends.
More like sisters.
294
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,866
Yes, exactly, that's my problem.
295
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:38,900
Don't you get it?
It's like that movie, Chinatown.
296
00:13:38,966 --> 00:13:42,500
Mother, sister, mother, sister,
mother, sister. Ow.
297
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,466
- Why did you come here?
- Freddie!
298
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,966
Freddie, I was going
to take your order now.
299
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,766
So impatient.
300
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,200
Do you know Freddie?
301
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,866
I've known her for years.
Went to school with her.
302
00:13:56,933 --> 00:13:58,633
She's a little wee-woo.
303
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:02,500
I'm her mother.
304
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,000
She's never talked to me like that before.
305
00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:14,533
Miss Brooks?
306
00:14:15,066 --> 00:14:16,900
Miss Brooks?
307
00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:22,466
There she was, kissing Shazza,
308
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000
and wearing the pearl earrings
that I bought her.
309
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,066
Real pearl earrings.
310
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,333
I'm Ron Johnson.
311
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,600
I'm the one that's supposed
to do the two-timing, not her.
312
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,100
Better think again, man.
313
00:14:36,866 --> 00:14:38,366
I know what it is.
314
00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:41,800
It's bad karma for what I did to Kim.
315
00:14:41,866 --> 00:14:43,700
You reap what you sow, Ron.
Come on.
316
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:47,100
Sure, cast the first stone
317
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,200
after you ruined Byron's wedding.
318
00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:52,066
Wait a minute, I got what I wanted.
319
00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:53,183
What about you?
320
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,733
You're right.
I'm going to go get what I want.
321
00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:58,399
I'm going to have it out with Shazza.
322
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,333
Uh-uh, uh-uh. You don't want to do that.
323
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,833
Shazza will drag you all over this campus.
324
00:15:03,966 --> 00:15:06,000
- No, he wouldn't.
- Yes, he will, Ron.
325
00:15:06,066 --> 00:15:08,633
Think about it. It's not all about Shazza.
326
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,930
What do you want for Christmas,
a black eye?
327
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,266
No, I�
328
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,666
I want Freddie.
329
00:15:14,766 --> 00:15:17,066
Then go get your woman, boy.
Get on out of there.
330
00:15:17,466 --> 00:15:18,800
You know, you're right.
331
00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:22,400
And I ain't coming back
until I got her, baby.
332
00:15:22,466 --> 00:15:24,366
- Okay, that's my man.
- Shoot.
333
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,370
At least I'm coming back
with them real pearl earrings.
334
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,766
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
335
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,166
I just have one thing to say.
336
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,340
I'm going to break up with Ron.
337
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,650
Kim�
338
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,400
I said I'm gonna break up with him.
339
00:15:55,466 --> 00:15:58,566
I have just one question, okay?
340
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:03,200
When did it happen between you and Ron?
341
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,566
Oh, man.
342
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:10,933
Kim, it didn't�
343
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,700
We weren't together
until after you guys broke up.
344
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,933
- Really?
- Really. It's true.
345
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,300
I'm telling you the truth.
346
00:16:18,366 --> 00:16:21,633
I know that I'm not acting like myself
347
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:25,100
and I've never been
in a situation like this before,
348
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:28,533
and I know that I'm not
handling things very well.
349
00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:30,866
Today�
350
00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:32,533
today, I let Shazza kiss me.
351
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,733
Oh. You're really on a roll.
352
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,233
Yes, I am.
353
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,166
I'm rolling right downhill.
354
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:42,800
And I'm hurting people
and I'm not being very nice,
355
00:16:42,866 --> 00:16:46,233
- and I'm all messed up.
- Aw. Come on, Freddie. Come on.
356
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,166
All right, I hear you.
357
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,433
I mean, you are
a little messed up.
358
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,800
But I still love you, okay?
359
00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:56,933
Can we please be friends, Kim?
360
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,050
Yes!
361
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,700
Hey, you want to punch a pillow?
362
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,400
Don't make fun of my mother.
363
00:17:03,466 --> 00:17:06,833
No, listen, I'm not trying
to make fun of your mother.
364
00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:10,099
Matter of fact, she was very helpful.
365
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,200
Yes.
366
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,633
My mother was helpful, wasn't she?
367
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,533
- If it wasn't for your mom-
- I know.
368
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:19,766
We wouldn't even be talking.
369
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,400
Merry Christmas, Freddie.
370
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,166
Merry Christmas, Kim.
371
00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:29,700
- Oh, my God.
- What?
372
00:17:29,766 --> 00:17:32,836
I've got to get your present
out of the dumpster. Be right back.
373
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:36,696
�the bacon grease is flying,
that T zone is greasy.
374
00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:39,866
What do these look like to you?
375
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,200
It looks like a happy face.
376
00:17:42,266 --> 00:17:44,900
Here are the two eyes, a little red nose,
377
00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:48,200
and the bacon makes a slight smile,
like the Mona Lisa.
378
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:49,633
No, you twit.
379
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:52,666
They're sunny side up.
They're supposed to be scrambled.
380
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,700
Now they're scrambled.
381
00:18:05,966 --> 00:18:07,016
Joni.
382
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,566
Joni, I'm so sorry-
383
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:10,533
- I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no.
384
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:12,966
I'm the one who should apologize.
385
00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:15,833
You needed a mother, not a psychologist.
386
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:20,100
So, I'm going to make it up to you,
starting right now.
387
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,433
I don't approve of Ron.
388
00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:23,900
My mother's intuition
389
00:18:23,966 --> 00:18:26,766
tells me he's nothing
but a lifetime of trouble.
390
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,900
Shazza is the man for you.
391
00:18:28,966 --> 00:18:31,633
There. Is that what you needed?
392
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,333
That's not what I want. Listen-
393
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,733
No, you listen to me.
394
00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:39,366
Twenty-two years ago,
your grandmother took one look
395
00:18:39,433 --> 00:18:40,933
at the black man I loved
396
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,100
and told me I was making
the biggest mistake of my life.
397
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:48,600
When I was pregnant with you,
she started wearing a black armband.
398
00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:52,200
She said your life would be like Vietnam�
unwinnable.
399
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:54,866
I swore I was going to prove her wrong.
400
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:58,833
That you would have more possibilities
and choices than she ever dreamed of.
401
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:02,933
So, sister, if you think
I'm going to tell you what to do
402
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,266
and who to be with, you're wrong.
403
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:08,333
Just as my mother was wrong,
just as anybody who tries
404
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,000
to take away our choices is wrong.
405
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,300
So, who in the hell
do you want to be with?
406
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:14,716
You.
407
00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:17,233
You. I want to be with you.
408
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:18,983
Any objections?
409
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,000
Brother, as I always told Freddie,
410
00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:26,133
"Honey, if you want something in life,
go for it!"
411
00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:31,300
? Joy to the world ?
412
00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:33,933
? The Lord is come� ?
413
00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:45,766
Oh, Dwayne!
414
00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,800
- This is so beautiful.
- Yes.
415
00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:49,233
Merry Christmas, baby.
416
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,433
I got you something.
417
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,433
No. You said no presents, Whitley.
418
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,033
I know, but�
419
00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,566
You got me a computer?
420
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,266
Just a picture of it.
421
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,566
I can't really get the computer yet,
422
00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:08,699
but that's the computer I would've gotten.
423
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,800
And I would've loved it, baby.
424
00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:12,232
Thank you.
425
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:14,733
Actually, I think
you're gonna have to wait
426
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,100
a little longer than I anticipated
for the computer
427
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:21,000
because I was just recently fired.
428
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,233
On your first day?
429
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:28,833
Baby, it's all right. It's okay.
Don't even worry about that.
430
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,880
I know exactly what's gonna cheer you up.
431
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:32,033
Your present.
432
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,800
- You got me one?
- Yes.
433
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,766
I knew it, I knew it!
434
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,732
- Yes, and you're going to love it.
- Pookie.
435
00:20:37,733 --> 00:20:40,266
It's going to keep you warm
all winter long.
436
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,533
But we can't afford it.
437
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,566
I couldn't leave it in the store.
438
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,850
I couldn't.
439
00:20:47,866 --> 00:20:49,566
Sit down. Sit down.
440
00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:51,400
- I'm a princess.
- That's right.
441
00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:53,300
Sit down. Close your eyes.
442
00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:55,600
You close them eyes.
443
00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:57,400
- They're closed.
- No peeking.
444
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:59,700
Your eyes aren't closed. No peeking.
445
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,333
Oh, Dwayne, come on, we can do that later.
446
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,933
Now hand over the fur.
447
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,833
Okay, just keep your hands out.
448
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,866
Yeah.
449
00:21:17,933 --> 00:21:21,500
Oh, Pookie, it's beautiful.
450
00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:26,100
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
31830
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof