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Have I told you how happy I am
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with our new life together
in our new home?
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Oh, baby, I'm happy, too.
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But tell the truth. Don't you miss Ron?
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About as much as I miss your mother.
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Hey, come here.
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I do miss our furniture, though.
When's that boy going to bring it?
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Soon. I told him he's not
getting paid till it's delivered.
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Well, I'm gonna be late
for this conference.
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- I got to go, Pookie.
- Hey. Whoa.
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{\an8}What's with this name tag?
"Hello, my name is Whitley Gilbert?"
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{\an8}Whitley Gilbert is my professional name.
Everybody knows me as Gilbert.
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They'll have to start getting
used to you as Wayne.
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That's who you are now, right?
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Whitley Wayne.
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Doesn't really have a wing to it.
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Well, then, why don't you just
give me back that wedding wing?
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? I know my parents love me ?
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{\an8}? Stand behind me
Come what may ?
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{\an8}? Come what may ?
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{\an8}? I realize that I'm ready ?
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{\an8}? I'm ready ?
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{\an8}? 'Cause I finally heard them say ?
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{\an8}? I heard them say ?
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{\an8}- ? It's a different world ?
? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? A different world ?
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{\an8}? Now, here's our chance to make it ?
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{\an8}? Here's our chance ?
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{\an8}? If we focus on our goal ?
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{\an8}? Focus on our goal ?
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{\an8}? If you dish it
We can take it ?
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{\an8}? We can take it ?
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{\an8}? Just remember that you've been told ?
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{\an8}? That it's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from, yeah ?
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{\an8}
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Four more.
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Three more.
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Two more.
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And take it to the right.
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Hey.
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Hey, hey!
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Are you aware of the time?
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It's 5:48 a.m.
I'm so glad you're a morning person, too.
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It's not morning yet. Morning means sun.
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Do you see any sun?
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Have I disturbed you?
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No, I was just laying here
for eight hours.
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I'm sorry. I just want this step routine
to be perfect.
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It is perfect.
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Perfect for knuckleheads.
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You're right.
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It's more productive to drool
on your pillow until 12 noon,
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but to each her own.
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Gina.
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Shut up!
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Wesley, don't.
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Dwayne, does this look better here�
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or over here in the dining room?
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Oh, baby, you don't really want to hang
that "Wish I was a Warhol," do you?
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Nothing personal, nothing personal.
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I'll have you know, this was given to me
by an up-and-coming artist.
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Great. Let's up and hang it in the garage.
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Hey, somebody's mama's
out on the front yard,
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and doing some very
uncomfortable-looking exercises.
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No, that's our landlady, Desiree Porter.
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She's a visiting professor.
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Visiting from where, Neptune?
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I'll have you know she's
a very well-respected authority
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on traumatic literature, Ron.
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Hm. I respect
anybody that can move like that.
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She's pretty flexible for an old girl.
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- Oh! My airplane!
- Ooh. That is a thing of beauty.
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- Yes.
- It's a thing of tetanus.
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Baby, this airplane is very special to me.
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I made this when I was a freshman.
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Took me all semester
to drink this many beers.
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Yeah, both of them.
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Dwayne, I think�
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Dwayne?
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Dwayne, I think we need
to pare down a bit.
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Yeah, I guess we're a little crowded.
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Okay, I'll tag all the things
we don't need.
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And then Ron can get rid of them.
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For an additional fee, of course.
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Of course.
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Man, this love seat has seen
some good old times, hasn't she?
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Yeah.
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If these pillows could talk.
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You'd be in some deep trouble.
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Oh, oh. Whoa, baby, what are you doing?
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A public service.
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Whitley, this couch
is very special to me, okay?
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Sentimental value.
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Your first piece from the Salvation Army?
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In case you forgot,
it was the first time that me and you�
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- Hey! I thought the first time-
- Whoa! Hey!
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You got to go, pal. I'll see you later.
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All right, I'll come and pick up
the rest of this stuff later.
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That's cool. Thank you, Ron.
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What did you tell that boy
about the first time-
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- Sweetie-
- Nothing. He didn't tell me nothing.
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Baby, wait, why do you want to get rid
of my love seat?
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Do the words "horrific eyesore"
mean anything to you?
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I just thought that my sofa
has seen a bit less wear and tear.
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But it's pink.
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I don't think I can live
with a pink couch.
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Can you try?
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I think you might be able
to convince me a little more.
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Here.
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Hey, wait a second, hold it.
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How come all my stuff is tagged
for the furniture graveyard?
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Don't be ridiculous, Dwayne.
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What's mine is yours,
and what's yours is gone.
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Good morning.
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I thought you were sleeping.
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I've been up for quite a while.
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I was just gonna make some hot�
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cakes. Hot cakes.
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Freddie, I didn't get
much sleep last night.
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I didn't either.
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I couldn't stop thinking
about kissing you.
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- Good morning.
- Kim! Hi!
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Good morning, Kimmie. Hi.
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Hey. So, how did you sleep?
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Just beautiful, wonderful.
I was peaceful. Great.
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How could you possibly have
a good night's sleep
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on this couch?
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It's really crowded in here.
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This place is just� it's too small.
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What?
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Ah, the beauty of this morning
is enhanced by the memory
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of last night's trip to the motherland.
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You know, it is a little crowded in here.
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And always too early
to wake up to the apostle of Negritude.
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Forgive me, Kim, and excuse me.
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Ron, don't you at least want some coffee?
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Um� No, thanks. I'll call you.
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You'll ca�
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- Freddie, what is wrong with you?
- What?
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He clearly said he didn't want any coffee.
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Listen, I know you don't like the man,
but I expect you to be civil
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just as I am to this llama.
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Llama?
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Did I stutter?
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My sister, perhaps you would be
exhibiting less hostility
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if you invited your guest
into your bedroom.
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Wait a minute. Excuse me.
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That is none of your business�
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my king.
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Damn, baby, maybe you need
to meditate more
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on what life would be like
as a single woman.
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I'm going back to bed.
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What does Shazza do?
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Excuse me, Kim.
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He happens to be a�
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uh, uh, a thinker and a visionary
and a seer and he-
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And a llama!
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Whitley, please,
you have to give up something.
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Okay, Pookie, listen to this.
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How about I take the Wayne name?
Then can I keep some of my stuff?
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You know what,
you have a big problem baby.
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- What's the problem?
- You have a control problem.
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No, no, all you wanna do is control-
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Excuse me.
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Maybe this isn't the right time to ask.
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Then don't.
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What do you want, Ron? What is it?
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Well, I have to find my own place.
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Ugh.
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I didn't even ask yet.
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Is it all right if I bunked on your sofa
just for a couple of nights?
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- What did you do to my Kimmie?
- Nothing.
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It's just not right for me
to hang there anymore.
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Yeah, you can stay with us
till you find your own place.
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He'll stay on my couch.
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It'll be sitting on the curb.
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Says who?
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- Did we not decide that, Dwayne?
- No. You know what?
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All bets are off now, Whitley.
Okay? All bets are off.
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Okay, fine, honey.
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I'll wash my hands of the whole thing.
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You go through everything,
pick out what you want.
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And I'll just live with it,
like a good little wife.
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Fine.
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Ron, get rid of this.
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Get rid of that.
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Please get rid of this.
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If you have anything to say, you say it.
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I'm tired of you and your manipulating
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passive-aggressive martyr attitude, okay?
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Thank you, Dr. Freud.
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I'll take my severe
psychological problems elsewhere.
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Ooh.
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Have a nice day.
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You're treading on thin ice, buddy.
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Take all her stuff and get rid of it.
I don't care where it goes!
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Just take all of her stuff�
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Whoever you are,
I applaud your sense of drama,
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but it is wreaking havoc with my Lalique.
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Ooh. Can I see the baby?
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Lalique is a vase.
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A very valuable vase, you� homeboy.
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I'm Ron Johnson.
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I'm sure you are.
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I'm Desiree Porter, the landlady.
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Oh. Would you know some place
I could store all this?
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May I suggest the town dump?
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Oh! Go ahead!
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? We are fly ?
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? I am fly ?
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? She is fly ?
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? So don't even try ?
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? I am fly ?
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? He is fly ?
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? They are real fly ?
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? Don't even try ?
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Just a minute. Hello!
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Just a minute, people!
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Now, this is why, traditionally,
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stepping has not been a co-ed activity.
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Now, from where I stand,
there's too little stepping
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and too much booty watching going on.
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But Dean Davenport, being that
Height Hall is a co-ed dorm,
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a co-ed step team could only
lead to the deeper exploration
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of the relationship between
the sisters and ourselves.
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Well, thank you, Jesse.
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Now, that is exactly what I'm afraid of.
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Dean, we just doing the steps.
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We just doing the steps.
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Now, the guilty party knows
exactly who she is.
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I saw that.
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Come on.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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Yo, Lena, step on in.
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{\an8}Oh, I do not think so,
not the way y'all look.
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What's the matter with it?
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Yeah, you missing out.
Don't knock it till you try it.
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She's tried it. Remember this?
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? "L" to the "E" to the "N" to the "A" ?
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? Step off, you ain't gettin' no play ?
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Didn't you compete with that last year?
252
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,066
She sure-
253
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,000
I was a freshman.
254
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:23,033
Excuse me for maturing.
255
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:25,533
And that's not what I did.
256
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,833
Look and learn.
257
00:13:29,966 --> 00:13:32,100
? "L" to the "E" to the "N" to the "A" ?
258
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:34,033
? Step off, you ain't gettin' no play ?
259
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:38,233
Right.
260
00:13:47,466 --> 00:13:50,900
Girl, that was decent. Come on here
and teach us that step.
261
00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:53,665
Right now, I'm more worried
about working on my writing
262
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,200
and my political activities
263
00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:58,400
instead of sitting up here
shaking my butt, talking about�
264
00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:03,233
? I'm fly, we fly, you fly� ?
265
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,066
- Please.
- Oh, excuse us, Sister Souljah, okay?
266
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,833
Word, Lena, word.
267
00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:11,733
This is wack.
268
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,366
Our people need unity,
not just some dance steps.
269
00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:17,500
What are you talking about?
270
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,933
Stepping is about unity.
It's one of our traditions.
271
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,490
It goes back to the South African
boot dance. Mine workers used to do it.
272
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,700
Well, that may be true, but today,
it's dorm against dorm,
273
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,566
fraternity against fraternity.
274
00:14:30,966 --> 00:14:33,033
It divides us more than anything.
275
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,900
But does it have to?
276
00:14:36,766 --> 00:14:38,000
Well, you know�
277
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:41,233
Tell him, Lena.
278
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,833
I got things to do.
279
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,866
Yeah, we got things to do.
280
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:57,500
Dwayne?
281
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,400
Dwayne?
282
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,866
Don't you hit me again.
283
00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:09,066
- Where are you coming from?
- The basement.
284
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,366
- Ron�
- Hm?
285
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,233
Where did you put all my things?
286
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:18,300
Oh. Your landlady,
the queen of royal weirdness,
287
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,733
told me I could store it down there.
288
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,666
Oh, it's still here. Thank you!
289
00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:25,000
Ooh.
290
00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:28,136
I can only imagine what you're like
at a furniture warehouse.
291
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,433
Hey, bunny?
292
00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:34,100
Silent partner. Hey, man, how you feeling?
293
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,310
- I'm just trying to find my wife.
- Gotta go.
294
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,383
Yeah.
295
00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:39,733
- Hi.
- Hey, bunny.
296
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,466
- Listen, about this morning.
- I hate when we fight.
297
00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:44,500
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
298
00:15:44,566 --> 00:15:46,033
Oh, baby.
299
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,566
Hey, what's that phone doing here?
300
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:51,665
Hm?
301
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:54,500
I thought Ron got rid of this phone
this morning.
302
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,333
Oh, well, he probably forgot.
It's no big deal.
303
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:01,100
Anyway, we need another
working phone in the house.
304
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,400
Yeah, I guess so.
305
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:05,500
Oh, I forgot. I have groceries in the car.
306
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:09,133
Let your big, strong husband
get that for you, baby.
307
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,833
- Mandingo.
- Mandingo.
308
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,166
Mandingo!
309
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,000
Hi.
310
00:16:27,066 --> 00:16:29,100
- What are you doing?
- Hm?
311
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:30,400
Where's my lamp?
312
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,766
This lamp wasn't here before.
313
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,280
That lamp has always been there, Dwayne.
314
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,933
This lamp, the phone, and this picture.
315
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,740
Where did you stash all this stuff?
316
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,733
I can't remember any other lamp.
317
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,300
Okay, you're lying and you're sneaky.
You wanna be petty?
318
00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:49,233
From now on, you use your stuff,
I'll only use mine.
319
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,933
- That way it'll be separate but equal.
- That is ridiculous!
320
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,933
Mr. And Mrs. Wayne.
321
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,833
There I was, on the front lawn�
322
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,900
walking Robeson, my Pomeranian,
323
00:17:01,966 --> 00:17:04,933
when the poor darling
was almost annihilated
324
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,266
by a flying object.
325
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,500
I discovered it was this.
326
00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:15,566
I can only assume that the lamp
decided to kill itself.
327
00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:23,200
I bought the bed. I get the bedroom.
You make other arrangements.
328
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,033
So, I bought the toothpaste,
329
00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:28,833
Mr. Plaque Man.
330
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,333
I bought the toilet paper.
331
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,900
So you'll have to make
other arrangements.
332
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,433
? Did you get it? ?
333
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:58,300
Professor Wayne, did you grade that test
from this morning?
334
00:17:58,366 --> 00:18:00,500
I can't wait to tape that "A" to my door.
335
00:18:00,566 --> 00:18:03,833
The test was at 9:00, it's only noon,
so I didn't get a chance.
336
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,733
I understand. Problems at home.
337
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,400
- Mr. Gaines.
- Yes.
338
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,433
Married life should not be this hard.
339
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,550
Says who?
340
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:21,000
If one thing I've learned,
it's all about compromise.
341
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,200
Velma gets what she wants,
and I compromise.
342
00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:27,233
Did Velma have problems taking your name?
343
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,366
Oh. She couldn't wait to be
Mrs. Vernon Gaines.
344
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:32,465
That must have
made you feel good, didn't it?
345
00:18:32,466 --> 00:18:36,100
Yeah, but it probably had more to do
with her maiden name.
346
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:38,000
Velma Mae Hogbone.
347
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:41,366
It's a wonder I married her.
348
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,933
But I'd do it all over again.
349
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,566
- Thanks, Mr. Gaines.
- Yeah.
350
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:48,963
- Hogbone, huh?
- Hogbone.
351
00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:50,066
That's rough.
352
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:53,466
{\an8}- Hey.
Hey.
353
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:59,466
{\an8}Oh, no, no, no, that's mine,
thank you very much.
354
00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:01,865
When I don't want somebody
to read something,
355
00:19:01,866 --> 00:19:03,433
I leave it on a public table.
356
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,866
- It's my poetry.
- It's pretty good.
357
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:07,233
It's private.
358
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,666
What part did you like?
359
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:13,700
That line about 411 emergency,
reconnect the community.
360
00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:15,600
- That was good.
- 911 maybe?
361
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:16,800
Yeah, whatever.
362
00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:19,200
- Dorian would sound good saying that.
- I know.
363
00:19:19,266 --> 00:19:21,196
- Dorian?
- Not that it matters to you,
364
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:23,233
you being mature and everything,
365
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,066
but Dorian took Terrell's place.
366
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:28,633
Getting back to your poetry,
what good is it if nobody hears it?
367
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,600
What good is having a job
if nobody sees you do it?
368
00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:32,866
Now get to it.
369
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:39,500
You don't understand, Kimmie.
Wait till it happens to you.
370
00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:43,933
I have to give up everything,
my style, my taste, my name.
371
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,266
- What is left?
- Your foolish pride.
372
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:49,266
My foolish pride has gotten me plenty.
373
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,666
I can play that man like lotto,
we all know it.
374
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,070
He'll come crawling back
on his knees any minute.
375
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,666
I'll have him marching to my tune.
376
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,166
Hey, Whitley. Hey, Kim.
377
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,283
Hi.
378
00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:03,683
Okay, all right.
379
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:07,633
You don't talk about my man,
I won't talk about yours, okay?
380
00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:09,333
- Case closed.
- Fine.
381
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,000
- Okay. Let's not talk about it.
- Okay.
382
00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:13,766
Whitley, listen to me.
383
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:16,400
I'm not gonna spend
another night like last night.
384
00:20:16,401 --> 00:20:19,199
I can live without furniture,
I can't live without you.
385
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,200
You're my wife, and I love you.
386
00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:22,500
Let's go work this out.
387
00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:24,783
Come on.
388
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:28,750
Bye.
389
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,966
Can you believe it? They doing it again.
390
00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:37,400
I hear you. Hold up.
391
00:20:37,466 --> 00:20:38,966
? 911 emergency ?
392
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:40,413
? Reconnect the community ?
393
00:20:40,414 --> 00:20:43,632
? Our struggle cannot be waged
Without African American unity ?
394
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,100
? No more tears to be shed ?
395
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,566
? No more marches to be led ?
396
00:20:46,633 --> 00:20:48,100
? No more pity to be wrought ?
397
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,866
? Not more mercy to be sought ?
398
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,950
? Boot dance ?
399
00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:02,500
Break it down.
400
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,700
? Unity for the community ?
401
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:07,366
? It's time to be of reality ?
402
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,300
? Unity for the community ?
403
00:21:09,366 --> 00:21:11,333
? It's time to be of reality ?
404
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,566
Kick it out, y'all!
405
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,333
? 911 emergency ?
406
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,000
? Reconnect the community ?
407
00:21:29,066 --> 00:21:31,000
? 911 emergency ?
408
00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:33,000
? Reconnect the community ?
409
00:21:33,066 --> 00:21:34,866
? 911 emergency ?
410
00:21:34,933 --> 00:21:36,700
? Reconnect the community ?
411
00:21:36,766 --> 00:21:38,566
? 911 emergency ?
412
00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:40,566
? Reconnect the community ?
413
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,466
You were right, Dwayne.
414
00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:45,000
We were happier
when our apartment was empty.
415
00:21:45,066 --> 00:21:46,600
Hey, it was never empty.
416
00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:47,933
We were always there.
417
00:21:48,566 --> 00:21:50,133
Yeah, we plus Ron.
418
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,250
Oh�
419
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:56,966
Thank you for your hospitality
but I will impose upon you no longer.
420
00:21:57,966 --> 00:22:00,133
It was no problem at all, Ron.
421
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,800
Can we get you a cab?
422
00:22:01,866 --> 00:22:03,266
Can we drive you?
423
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:06,033
No, that's all right. I can walk.
424
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,150
Okay.
425
00:22:07,633 --> 00:22:10,133
- This is cause for celebration.
- Hey, hey, hey.
426
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,900
Don't celebrate too loudly.
427
00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:14,376
My apartment is right
underneath your bedroom.
428
00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:22,033
Baby, you can keep the Warhol.
429
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,933
- And the phone.
- And the phone.
430
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,900
- And the couch.
- And the couch.
431
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,300
- And the lamp.
- And the lamp.
432
00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:32,900
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