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That's a pretty fancy box there, partner.

What's in it?

Wedding gift for Whitley.

Check it out, check it out. Nice, huh?

What in the hell is that?

Are you just going to throw it

through the church window with a note attached?

- No, man, she's having a garden wedding. - Oh.

So you're just going to hurl it straight at brother Byron?

I'm going to hurl it at you.

This is a little egg

that Whitley and I saw in a department store.

We were going to buy it for our first apartment.

I just want her to have it, you know?

Her and her Senator hubby.

Yeah, I'm sure he'll like it too.

Come on, why are you torturing yourself going to the nuptials?

Because I was invited, Ron.

You were also once engaged to the bride-to-be.

Yes, and now we're friends.

And?

And what, man?

I can handle the idea of Whitley marrying Byron.

But can you handle the reality?

Listen to me, son.

I'm a grown man, okay? I make my own decisions

and I've decided that I'm going to this wedding.

Well, go ahead. It's your world.

I'm just visiting.

When does that tour bus depart from my business?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

No need to get testy.

I'm just looking out for you.

Well, I appreciate it. Did you get them a gift?

Oh, but of course.

Oh, you got them some cash, huh?

No, just a card.

Simplicity says it best.

It says you're cheap.

Now you know that Kim's graduation gift kind of tapped me out.

Yeah, that's the gift so magnificent you haven't decided to give it yet.

I bet you I give it to her before she marries somebody else.

? I know my parents loved me ?

? Stand behind me ?

? Come what may ?

? I know now that I'm ready, yeah ?

? For I finally heard them say ?

? It's a different world ?

? Than where you come from ?

? Yes, it is now, yeah ?

? Here's our chance to make it, hey ?

? And if we focus on our goal ?

? You can dish it ?

? We can take it, hey ?

? Just remember that you've been told ?

? It's a different world ?

? It's a different world ?

? It's a different world ?

- ? It's a different world ? - ? Than where you come from ?

? Ooh ?

? Than where you come from ?

Far out, man.

How can a family so insensitive to flora and fauna

have such a beautiful garden?

It's called a gardener.

Whitley's family's got serious bank.

Can you believe that our sister is getting married tomorrow

- right here in mother nature's bosom? Yes, she is.

- Hi, I'm Whitley's cousin, Courtney. Hi, Courtney.

Which one of you spinsters is the maid of honor?

I won the coin toss. Kim Reese.

Oh?

You know, Whitley was my maid of honor just seven months ago.

I hope you know

you're bucking a long-standing family tradition.

Girls!

Girls! I'm sorry I couldn't meet you.

I was in the kitchen.

Introducing me to the cook, Queenie.

- Thanks, Byron. - Do you do anything on your own here?

- Where is that wedding coordinator? - She'll be here.

This event is tr�s d�sorganis�.

It's fine.

We can have the wedding rehearsal without Mrs. Godfrey.

Well, seeing as I was married just seven months, three weeks and two days ago

to my dear Myron, which coincidentally rhymes with Byron,

I feel like I'm more than qualified to step in and steer this rushed affair.

Now, first, my medication.

If you'll excuse me, all this pollen is making my face swell.

Pardon me, darling.

You did give your mama the right address?

- Yes, yes. - She's not lost?

No, no, just relax. She's going to adore you.

If she doesn't, you'll be in trouble because she likes everybody.

Okay, Whitley. When are the ushers coming?

Soon, Gina.

- Are they fine? - Yes, Gina.

- Are they single? - Yes, Gina.

And knowing you, I'm sure they've got jobs.

Yes, Gina.

Sister, sister, I got to talk to you, please.

Listen, everything is� It's perfect.

It's really so beautiful.

I just have one little itty-bitty concern.

Please don't throw rice.

It chokes the little birds.

It's tradition, Freddie.

So is being a virgin on your wedding night.

Where is that wedding coordinator?

The woman of the hour!

It's about time.

It certainly is.

I was gonna cancel your check.

What's the going rate for a mother-in-law these days?

Mother-in-law?

Yes, Whitley.

This is my mother, Imogene Douglas.

It certainly is a pleasure to meet you, Whitley.

- Yes. - Byron said you were gorgeous.

I'm so sorry about that.

My wedding coordinator is a little late, you're early-

Hush, child, you are forgiven.

Byron, look at you.

A senator and husband all in one month.

Your father would be so proud.

I know he'll be looking down on this blessed event.

Oh, Mama, now.

My mama sends her apologies.

This event has been rather overwhelming for her.

She's spending the night in the spa.

Well, I'm sure she's just as lovely as you are, dear.

Where's your powder room, please?

Oh, yes, ma'am.

Through these doors, up the stairs and to the right.

She's lovely, Byron, just lovely.

Why can't I think before my lips start a-flapping?

Oh, just relax.

Mama's going to be fine.

Oh. Ushers in the house.

Ushers? Nuh-uh-uh� Eyes this way, my friend.

This way, this way.

- How you doing, man? - I'm good, how are you?

Whitley, this is my brother, Troy.

Just call me "Helen Of."

Troy. Congratulations on your degree.

What kind of law will you be specializing in?

Well, Troy is gonna specialize in family law in New York.

Oh.

You know, prenuptials, custody cases, ugly divorces.

I gots to get paid.

Yes. Well, you must be hungry, Troy.

Come on, let me introduce you to the cook, Queenie.

You can have good Southern-fried cooking.

Kimmie, I'm getting married!

Isn't this exciting?

Everything is so lovely.

Did I tell you that Governor Wilder is a maybe?

He is single, girl.

Just think, girls,

24 hours from now, this garden will be filled

with the most prominent members of the community.

Eating, mingling, ogling me

in the most beautiful dress you've ever seen.

And when the party is over, Whitley?

Where is my mind?

I left my nana's earrings.

Oh, my goodness, I can't get married without them.

Where are they, Whitley?

In my jewelry box in my apartment�

Back on campus.

It's all right. I'll go get them.

But it's 45 minutes away.

You're going to miss the rehearsal, Kimmie.

I'll live.

Kimberly�

You're a perfect maid of honor.

Yeah.

Okay, I've got my gift, my purse, my keys.

You've got plenty of breast milk in the refrigerator.

Breast milk? Whose is it?

One guess.

Oh, my goodness.

How did you get them into those little bottles? Ew!

Maybe I shouldn't go.

No, no, no. Of course you should.

I mean, you don't want to miss Miss Whitley Gilbert's bachelorette party.

Well, I'm just a little nervous, you know?

This is my first time leaving the baby.

Well, it's my first time babysitting.

I'm just kidding. It's just a little joke.

Okay, well, you just keep her upstairs�

- Okay. - And away from Byron's bachelor party.

I hear you.

Oh! If it's anything like the one Piccolo went to,

it is going to be scandalous.

I want a full report.

Okay, it's five bucks extra if you want me to spy.

- Mm-hm. - And ten if you want pictures.

Mama, it was just a rehearsal.

But it was so beautiful, Byron.

I don't know if I can take it tomorrow.

I hope you can, Mama Douglas,

'cause we'll be videotaping it.

She's lovely.

Just lovely.

Queenie's cake is still delicious.

You know, speaking of delicious, where is that fine mother of yours?

She's at the spa, but she'll be here tomorrow, of course.

And she's looking forward to seeing you too, Reverend Soams.

Well, thank you.

Remember those vows.

- Uh, yes, sir. Yes, we will. - All right.

The video man's coming at one o'clock after the ceremony.

The photographer from Jet will be here.

We've picked our scriptures, Kimmie's getting my earrings.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello? Remember me?

Huh?

The groom.

The man who intends to spend the next 50 years of his life with you?

Fifty? You're not dying on me that soon, are you?

You're right.

I plan to grow very old with you.

I'm your fountain of youth, daddy.

Ooh. Talk that talk.

I'm sure there will not be one dull day with you, Mrs. Douglas.

Mrs. Byron Douglas III.

Has a nice ring to it.

Almost as nice as the ring I'm going to put on your finger tomorrow.

Will you, Whitley Gilbert,

take me to be your lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

Say it again.

- I do. - And again.

- I do. - And again.

I do.

Yeah, who is it?

It's Kim.

Kim. Kim!

It's Kim.

Kim.

Kim.

- Hi there, Kim. - Hi.

- How are you? - Good.

- I thought you were in Richmond. - Uh�

I came to pick up something for Whitley, but you and I need to talk.

Do we have to do it in such bright lights?

Ron, I cannot believe this,

the night before the wedding and nobody's called it off.

Girl's really going through with it, huh?

Yeah. I don't think she's over Dwayne.

Can't you talk some sense into her?

No. I've taken a vow of silence. Last time I opened my mouth,

Dwayne and Whitley broke off their engagement.

Well, that's my point exactly.

No!

Yeah, yeah.

- You are so devious. - Well�

Except when it comes to you.

Is that right?

Do you remember when I told you that I was going to, uh�

prove myself to you?

I hope you don't think you're going to do it in there.

Not yet, but�

When I opened up my heart to you,

I also opened up a Kim Reese account,

and, uh, here are the fruits of my labor.

I hope they're helpful in yours.

How sweet.

You better open that bag.

Huh? Hm?

I hear these telescopes are all the rage at medical school.

Stethoscope.

Whatever.

Here.

So, uh�

What's the prognosis, Dr. Reese?

I think Whitley and Dwayne

could definitely benefit from one of these.

Oh!

Isn't that special?

Yes, it is, girl.

See, I figured I'd get her something practical.

That way, if she gets stood up again, she can still use it.

Kimmie, what took you so long?

- Oh, I took the scenic route. - What scenic route?

- The one I'll tell you about later. - All right. You're a lifesaver.

Girls, these earrings have been in my family

for five generations.

They've walked down many an aisle.

I couldn't break that tradition.

Oh, I never got to wear them.

I'm glad I didn't 'cause everyone who has is now either dead or single.

Courtney, one more little snide remark and you're going to your room.

So just shut up.

Thank you so much for my presents, ladies.

Well, we saved the best for last.

Kimberly, you promised me no stripper!

I lied.

Yeah. Yeah, baby.

Come on.

Whitley, Whitley.

No. This is highly inappropriate behavior for the wife of a Senator.

Well�

I ain't married yet.

Go, Whitley!

Yeah, ooh! Look, huh?

No� No, dear, no.

I haven't heard any crying at all.

So, Lena's taking care of the baby?

Yes� Good golly! Lordy.

What's the matter?

Uh, no, I wasn't talking to you, dear, no.

Dear, dear, dear.

I mean, how does she do that?

Say, honey, it sounds like you guys are having a party over there too, huh?

Yeah, I guess you could call it that.

That's great, that's great.

Oh, my goodness, well� You know, I'm�

I just gave birth. Get away from me.

- Huh? - What was that?

No, baby�

No. Honey, I'll call you back. Yeah, I love you more.

Yeah!

Call you right back, honey.

Oh, Lord!

It feels good to have a state senator who won't renege on his campaign promises.

Man, if your education bill gets passed,

you don't know, it will alleviate so much-

Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne. Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne!

Use your eyes, man!

This is my bachelor party, and you are boring me!

I'm boring you?

I'll be right back.

Just remember what I said about that.

Come up for air, brother.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about your Hoover vacuum cleaner imitation.

Get out of here. I like Byron. I'm not the petty man you are.

I like Byron too,

but he's not marrying my woman tomorrow.

All right, everybody, grab a glass.

I'd like to make a toast to my big brother, the Senator.

I'll drink to that.

A man without whom I would have appeared as an angel in my parents' eyes.

The truth.

A man who can do no wrong,

and has continued in that tradition by marrying

one of the most beautiful, incredible, intelligent ladies I ever met.

Come to think of it, how did you do that, Byron?

I just got it like that, that's all.

Hear, hear to Byron.

Hear, hear to me for making these slammin' pina co-ladas.

Co-ladas!

Dwayne, you cutting out?

Yeah, man, I don't need to be here.

Where you gonna go?

Anywhere.

- Be cool, man. - Yeah.

Excuse me, excuse me. I hate to�

Listen up, guys. Lady in the house.

I hate to interrupt,

but did anybody see any milk in the refrigerator?

Yeah, I used that to make these slammin' pina co-ladas!

Co-ladas!

That was breast milk, Ron.

Kimberly.

Kimmie�

Why don't you go on to bed?

I am. What are you still doing up?

I was going through my jewelry box,

and I came across this little pink piece of paper

with some vows that I wrote for Dwayne.

Seems like a lifetime ago.

You were in love with him three months ago.

I spent the night with him.

There's a difference.

For men, maybe. For you, no.

- Are you awake? Are you listening to me? - I'm awake.

I'm not in love with Dwayne anymore.

- Okay. - Okay?

- Okay. - Thank you.

- You know what's best for you. - Yes. Now I do.

Look, I'm sorry I haven't been very supportive

these last few weeks.

What are you talking about, Kimberly?

You're very supportive.

You're the most giving person I know.

Yeah�

But what happens when that person who needs me most

gets married and doesn't need me anymore?

Fiddle-faddle, Kim.

I'll always need you.

All right, all right. Break it up.

It is way past your bedtime. You need your beauty sleep.

I'm not going to have Aunt Marian fussing 'cause your eyes are toting shopping bags.

A veil can only hide so much.

We better get some sleep.

Tomorrow's a big day.

I've got it, Queenie.

Who is it?

- Hi. - Dwayne?

What� what are you doing here?

I don't know. I�

I jumped in my car and I started driving.

The next thing you know, I was on the I-95, headed to Richmond.

I don't know anybody else in the neighborhood, so here I am.

I just�

I don't believe this.

I do not believe this.

Whitley, I know it's late, but what I have to say

- cannot wait until tomorrow morning. - Dwayne.

Do not do this to me.

- Please. - I have to. Listen to me.

Tomorrow you're going to be�

You're going to be Mrs. Byron Douglas.

I just want to spend a few moments alone�

with Whitley Gilbert.

All right.

Um�

When we were together, I made a lot of mistakes,

but I never meant to hurt you.

It seems, despite all our good intentions, Dwayne,

we� we�

keep hurting each other over and over.

I�

I didn't realize that I was putting so much pressure on you.

Well, as much as I hate to admit it,

it's exactly what I needed to get my act together.

Agreed.

You know, you set a standard.

And I couldn't hang.

Or I� I wasn't quite ready.

When I first came to Hillman, I was Joe Knucklehead,

goofy freshman with flip-up glasses.

Couldn't buy a date.

Yeah.

But I ended up with you.

Free of charge.

The woman I couldn't stand�

became my� my best friend,

my girl, my lover�

even though you challenged me every step of the way, babe.

Well, you know me, all or nothing.

Well, you better not change.

Dwayne�

I thought that I would always be dependent on a man.

I thought that's just the way it was going to be.

But you taught me how to depend on myself.

You taught me how to love, Whitley.

You taught me how to love.

If we were all that to each other,

why didn't our relationship work?

Yeah, I� I don't know either.

I always knew�

you'd make a beautiful bride, Whitley.

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