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You know, I think Judge Williamson has a crush on you.

Oh. That's just because I cut his meat for him.

- You never did that for me. - You have teeth.

A-haa.

I can't believe that you got him to contribute $2,000 to my campaign.

That's quite a feat.

If mama had been there, she would have gotten ten.

She really knows how to make people part with their money.

Hmm. I can't wait to meet your mama,

but I'll remember to leave my wallet at home.

- She'll like you. - You think so?

Especially if she sees you in this tuxedo.

- Thank you for a wonderful evening. - Oh, no, no. Thank you.

- Well, I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay.

- Good night. - Good night.

Uh�

Good night.

Now it is.

? I know my parents loved me ?

? Stand behind me come what may ?

? I know now that I'm ready ?

? For I finally heard them say ?

? It's a different world ?

? Than where you come from ?

? Yes, it is now, yeah ?

? Here's our chance to make it ?

? And if we focus on our goal ?

? You can dish it, we can take it ?

? Hey, just remember That you've been told ?

? It's a different world ?

? It's a different world ?

? It's a different world ?

- ? It's a different world ? - ?Than where you come from ?

? Ooh ?

? Than where you come from ?

With or-or without the suspenders?

- You got a job interview? Much, much more important.

I have an Interview with Kim for a boyfriend position.

Well, make that move right now baby!

- I didn't know you had it in you. - Neither did I. It just feels right.

If you want to get close to Kim,

you better change a little more than your do.

Well, I got it covered.

- Flowers. - That's a buck a bunch.

- I got some candy. - Ooh, a sampler, man?

Proof of cash money in my bank account.

- Is that my passbook? - Yeah,

but she's not going to look that close.

What makes you think she's going to look at you, Alfalfa?

Come on, Alfalfa.

- What's wrong with me? - Nothing, except for you got a rep

that's been rivaled only by a few polygamous cults.

I told you I'm starting anew for '92

with my quality-versus-quantity clause� Kim Reese.

She is not a woman to be trifled with.

Don't commit unless you're really ready.

This� This from a man who went and made a U-turn at the altar?

That's right. Therefore, I know of what I speak.

And I know if I wasn't ready, you damn sure ain't good to go.

Aw, man, come on. You're just mad because you're going to be alone

avec nobody but your sad, sorry, solo, fat ashy-foot-having self.

Now, Kim and I, on the other hand,

we'll probably be spending a lot of time with Byron and Whitley,

but, of course, that's none of your concern.

You damn skippy it's not.

Oh, come on brother, you're talking to me,

the only person that knows you cried when it was over.

Ron, if you tell anybody, you're a dead man.

- Lena James? Piccolo. - Yes?

Why would these children name themselves after an instrument?

Lord knows his mother didn't look in the crib and name him that.

Here.

- Your ex-boyfriend? - Very ex. He wants to get back together.

Hello?

No, no, I don't want to talk.

Yes, it is like that.

Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm. Later.

Ooh. I guess he knows where he stands.

Seriously, I ain't got time for nobody's love.

Then there are those of us with much time and no one to love.

What about Ron?

- What about him? - You know what, Kim?

You really need to stop playing that disinterested role.

What do you want me to do? Throw myself at him?

Actually, the way Ron gets around, odds say you won't have to.

- Oh, that's rude. - I'm just being straight up.

Kimberly Reese, today is your lucky day.

Or not.

You know, I was thinking-

That new hairdo.

I like it.

- Where was I? - Thinking.

Yeah, I was thinking that�

- You know- - Ron? What?

I'm sorry. I-

I can't seem to find the words when I'm trying to be sincere.

What do you have to be sincere about?

Well, you. Um�

Kim, would you like to partake of a little repast with me?

A very sincere proposition.

Well, I meant it sincerely.

Then I sincerely accept.

You do?

Where are we going?

Oh. Actually, I hadn't thought about it yet.

I figured I'd just get over the first hump.

Well, you got a date. Find a venue.

- Right on. - Okay.

Tomorrow, my chariot and I will pick you up at 8:00.

Okay.

Oh. Thanks, Fred.

Kim, what could you see in that foul little man?

Really. He's a womanizer and a freeloader.

Egomaniacal, narcissistic, childish.

He's a leech, a misogynist, a carnivore-

Okay. Hey. Once you get past all that�

I mean, he's endearing, kind of charming. You know what I mean?

We've lost her, honey. Dial 911.

Come back.

Ron is not perfect,

but can you name a man who is?

- Mmm-hmm. - Shazza.

And Wesley Snipes and Mel Gibson and that fine Michael Jordan.

Mel Gibson?

All right. Hold it!

We'll just simply garner support on the healthcare issues.

I understand that Hutchinson has some new plan for funding.

He does, but I've been unable to get any details so far.

He will reveal his plan noon Saturday at the children's hospital.

- How did you find that out? - My mama's maid, Queenie,

rides the bus with Mamie who works for Mrs. Hutchinson.

That's how I found out. I can get a rough draft of his speech if you like.

Well, I'm glad you're in our camp, I tell you.

Byron, Jerry's calling.

We'll get our people to picket his plan.

Meanwhile, call and make sure he hasn't had a campaign conversion.

You got it.

Dwayne, I don't really know how to say this, but�

I hope this situation isn't too awkward for you.

No, not at all.

Oh?

Yeah.

Byron's a great guy. He's good for you.

Yeah, he is. He is that.

Well, I'm glad you're so comfortable with the situation.

How else would I be?

How else indeed.

Whitley�

I've got a meeting with Ingrams' Liquor.

I've been trying to discourage them

from targeting Americans of African descent in their ads.

- Right. - But it's in DC tonight.

So that means we can't� Or I can't go to the concert.

Well, that's okay.

You know, you can go with somebody else. The tickets are yours.

I'd rather take a rain check.

Or you could come to DC with me.

I don't� I don't think I should.

Are you sure?

No, but I don't think� No.

All right. I understand.

Listen, I'll call you before I leave, all right?

Okay.

You'll be missed, Senator.

Well, I hope so.

The time allotted for you to dial has expired.

- You want to help me? - Oh.

You are dating an incredibly handsome, charismatic, future senator.

My heart bleeds for you.

I know, Kimmie. What is my problem?

Here I am, sitting, fuming

'cause that crusty-eared clown, Dwayne�

�isn't the least bit concerned about my relationship with Byron.

You are not well, Whitley.

How can I be?

Everywhere I go, I see his stupid face,

or his stupid picture,

or there's some stupid memento

from our stupid misbegotten relationship.

Maybe you need some time to heal.

Oh.

We broke up four months ago.

So, why is his picture still up?

I look good in it.

And why are you still clinging to that bunny?

I don't know.

Maybe it's 'cause Dwayne was my first.

Maybe it's because of the way it ended.

I really want to- I want to commit to Byron,

but this thing with Dwayne, it's so unfinished.

Then finish it.

? Is it you? Is it you? ?

? Is it you? Is it you? ?

? Keep tracking me, oh! ?

? Keep tracking me ?

? Woo! ?

? Come on� ?

Hey, hold it, Michael Jackson.

- Huh? - Now, taking an overnight bag

is definitely one way not to get any, Ron.

? Oh, you don't know What you're talking 'bout ?

Shello?

Hi, Dwayne. It's me.

Me, who?

Whitley.

Whitley, hey. What can I do you for?

A little conversation.

Go ahead. Talk.

Face to face. Can you come over?

Please hold.

It's Whitley. She wants me to come over and talk to her.

Can you believe this?

Thi-This is it.

The door's open. Get your big foot in there.

No.

What are you waiting for?

You wanted to clear the air with old girl. Well, get your Glade and go.

I hear you. Hey, man, thank you.

It's about time you took some advice from a brother who knows what he's doing.

All right. You're the greatest, Ron.

Hey, Whit, I can't make it tonight.

Something more important?

Um�

No. Let's just make it another time.

Okay.

- All right. I'll talk to you later. - Some other time.

I wanted to bring you to someplace posh but my cash flow is not currently flowing.

Don't apologize, Ron.

It's� It's got personality.

Yeah, well, Y-Vetta's yams

will make you want to jump up and smack your mama.

Let me get the seat.

- After you, baby. - Thank you.

And, despite the atmosphere, I did manage to bring the ambience.

Oh, good.

I thought that was an overnight bag.

Kimmie, I told you,

Ron Johnson is turning over a new, chivalrous leaf just for you.

- Ronald! - Huh?

It's been ages. Where have you been hiding?

Um�

Not hiding. Just not getting out much lately.

Um, Gennifer, I'd like you to meet my lovely companion and date.

This is Kim.

- Kim, this is Gennifer. - Gennifer.

So, what's up with the band? When do I get me chance to sing with you?

Can you imagine? He promised me a gig,

and then gave it to some other girl who probably couldn't sing a lick.

You should ask all the people who came to see me.

Ooh.

You sing with him.

Peachy. Well, why don't I go get a menu,

although I'm sure Ronald here has it memorized.

- I eat here a lot. - Evidently.

So what's good other than the waitresses?

Now, see, that's what I like about you.

Positivity. You can always turn things around.

Actually, that's what I like about you.

- Really? - Yeah.

People can say a lot of things about you,

but they can't say you don't make them laugh.

- Well, you know� - And you're cute.

- Little "near-bubbly"? - To the brim.

Oh, yeah. To the brim-

I'd recommend the greens. They are particularly tender tonight.

We'll keep that in mind.

- All right. - Well, here's to-

Ron? Ron Johnson? Oh, my God!

It's totally cool to see you!

Another aspiring songstress?

Brooke. Yeah, that's Brooke.

I'd like you to meet my lovely friend and date.

- Kim, this is Brooke. - Brooke.

Totally cool to meet you.

Ron gave me my first tour around campus.

I guess you can call it that.

He's� quite the guide.

Anyway, we've got to hurry up and eat.

We're going dancing.

Anyway. Wait, what was your name again?

Like, Morticia!

Morticia, that's it. Well, bye.

- Call me sometime, okay? - Yeah.

555-Brooke.

Yeah. Okay, Brooke.

- Um� - Yeah.

Uh, maybe we should order.

- I'm sure Gennifer is anxious� - Right.

- �to get back over here. - Yeah.

Did I hear me name?

Gennifer, could you give us just a minute, please? One minute.

Take as long as you like, love.

Kim, all these interruptions

make a man need to go to the little boy's room.

Um, I'll be right back

- because tonight is very� - Mmm.

�special.

Hey.

Hello.

- That Ron Jackson you're with? - Johnson.

Yeah, yeah. That's right.

Brought you here, too, huh?

Cheap brother.

Don't worry, the evening gets better.

- Ready for the main course? - I'm ready for the check.

- We haven't even had a chance to eat yet. - I've had enough, thank you.

- What did I do? - You've been quite busy, Ron.

Are you talking about Gennifer and-and-

You can't even remember their names, can you?

That's because they meant nothing to me, Kim.

I never told you I was innocent.

Listen, I don't want to be buried under all the bones in your closet.

You're not going to be buried.

I told you I'm cleaning all those bones out. I'm�

I'm turning over anew just for you.

People don't change overnight.

I can.

I'm flexible.

Look at this.

Look.

That's easy to say, Ron, but a lot harder to do.

- Oh, come on, Kim. - I'm sorry.

Enjoy the greens.

But, Kim�

Who is it?

- I came to talk. - That's nice.

- Wait, didn't you want to see me? - That was then.

That's your problem. You want what you want, when you want it.

Who doesn't?

Okay. This conversation is long overdue. Come on, there's a lot to be said.

I think, you said enough when you took that woman out

before we were to be married.

Did you stop to think that maybe what happened

happened because you don't listen to me?

You didn't listen to me then, you're not listening now.

Hmm?

I started to get nervous about the wedding

and I needed to talk but you wouldn't talk to me.

Well, indulge me, Dwayne. What did you have to say for yourself?

I just� I just wanted to make sure that I was doing the right thing.

You should have been sure of that before you proposed to me.

I thought I was, Whitley, but I made a mistake.

- Am I supposed to pay for your mistakes? - That's not-

I packed your things up,

and I just want you to take 'em and go.

If that's the way you want it. These are not mine.

You ate off of them.

Why should I bear the burden of all those memories?

Well, I'm sick of paper plates anyway. Thank you, Whitley.

Dwayne�

I was hoping this wouldn't be such an awful ordeal.

Oh, no. Yes, you did. You love melodrama.

It's what you live for.

Dwayne, you are always picking on me.

Pick, pick, pick.

You know, I do miss that.

Picking on me?

No, the wonderful way you have of making yourself the victim.

I am the victim

of your erotic� erratic emotions.

- That's my girl. Go ahead. - I'm not your girl.

I did not mean as in girlfriend.

Or as in fianc�.

Okay, look, I don't want to go there.

I'm just saying that there's always going to be something about you

that makes me think, you know, "my girl."

Whitley, whether you like it or not, you're always going to be my girl.

Well, it was a wonderful ride, Dwayne, but�

this is where I get off.

This is the first Christmas present I ever gave you.

I can't believe you're going to give this back.

It's kind of hard to look at bunny anymore.

Okay, well, I guess�

you got to do what you feel is right.

Mmm-hmm.

Me, too.

? Is it you? Is it you? ?

? Is it you? Is it you? ?

? Keep tracking me, oh! ?

? Keep tracking me ?

? Yeah, yeah ?

? Is it you? ?

? Nobody, but you� ?

- Dwayne, you're still here? - Hey, yes.

Oh, yes. I made up some grits with extra butter and pepper,

just like you like 'em, babe.

- Oh! - Sit on down.

Ooh. You look radiant.

I feel hung over.

Well, I've been known to have that effect.

- Dwayne- - Hey, come on. Sit down.

- Last night was wonderful- - Come on.

- And the breakfast looks delicious� - Mmm-hmm.

�but you have to understand-

I understand.

Someone's knocking on the door.

Here we go.

Guess who-

It's Byron.

And?

Whitley!

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