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Stop it, Dwayne.

Jaleesa. It's Frank.

I'll pick you up at 7:30.

I can't wait to cook for you, baby.

Hmm. Neither can I.

You're drooling on the celery.

Jaleesa, Diane Kendall here.

My boss?

Hope you don't have plans this weekend.

- If you do, cancel them. - Oh.

The CEO of Huggy-Fur Pet Products, Bill Duke Waverly,

is arriving tonight, Royal Plaza.

He's a sports fanatic, so bone up on your statistics.

Stick to him like glue, Jaleesa. I'm depending on you.

We need to get this account.

- I'll be in Aspen for the weekend� - Thank you.

and can't be reached. Ta-ta.

You know, that woman is a pain in my-

Whitley, it's Julian.

I'm in town, staying at the Worthington. 555-2000.

It's been a long time. I want to see you.

Please give me a call.

? I know my parents loved me ?

? Stand behind me, come what may ?

? Mmm ?

? I know now that I'm ready, yeah ?

? For I finally heard them say ?

? It's a different world ?

? Ooh ?

? Than where you come from ?

? Yes, it is now, yeah ?

? Here's our chance to make it, hey! ?

? And if we focus on our goal ?

? You can dish it! ?

? We can take it, hey ?

? Just remember that you've been told ?

? It's a different world ?

? It's a different world ?

? It's a different world ?

? It's a different world ?

? Yeah, than where you come from ?

? Ooh ?

? Than where you come from! ?

Julian?

I wonder why he's calling me?

And ow did he get my number?

Oh, probably off some wall in a bar.

"For a hard time, call Whitley Gilbert."

Yes. Don't I know it.

Well, maybe I should just hotfoot it over to Julian's hotel

where I'm appreciated.

I'm sure he'll be waiting with open arms.

Oh, come on now, honey.

You know I'm not interested in that old dusty windbag.

You know, he had ashy feet.

That's cold. Is that how you'll talk about me when I'm gone?

No, 'cause I'm never letting you go.

Not my Pookie.

See you later. Going to get the videos.

- Okay, honey. - Okay, baby.

- Hurry back. - I'll be back.

- Kissy mooshy-mooshy. - Mooshy-mooshy.

Yes. Julian Day's room, please.

Who cares about that dusty old windbag?

I'm just being courteous.

Whitley, your disinterest is overwhelming.

He's probably coming down here to get me back.

Poor, deluded thing. I got to tell him I'm involved with somebody.

What do you mean, he's not there? Go get him.

No! Don't go in there, Ronalee!

- Whitley, watch it. - No!

You better watch it. You better watch.

I do not believe my boss made me cancel my date with Frank

for an evening with Duke Waverly,

NBA Highlights and Beer Nuts.

Ah! What a night.

I'm exhausted.

Okay, I get the hint. I'll see you tomorrow.

- Bright and early. - Bright and early.

- Bye, baby. - Bye.

Julian Day's room, please.

- I forgot the videotape. - No.

This is not 555-6727.

Please stop calling here!

Tell Julian I said hello, okay?

It's not your life savings, Kimberly.

I'm only asking you for $10 each.

Why do you need a facial to have dinner with Julian?

And a manicure?

I want him to see how radiantly happy I am with Dwayne.

Plus, he's taking me to Venezia,

and I can't go there looking like a day-old cannoli.

Oh, it's true. You got to look good

- to drive your ex-boyfriend crazy. - Uh-huh.

That is not my intention, Kimberly.

I just want to make it crystal clear to him

that he cannot come crawling back into my life.

And for that you need your cuticles pushed back?

Does Dwayne know that you're going to see him?

Not yet.

Are you going to tell him?

No.

Now, are you going to give me that money, or do I have to grovel?

Grovel.

Oh, Freddie, I love your hair today, so red and curly.

And, Kimberly, you have such a beautiful smile.

Oh, Jaleesa, what happened to you?

I used my face to stop a puck.

Oh, my goodness. Must have been some slap shot. Come on.

Oh, landing this account is going to kill me.

Oh, hello, ladies.

My, you are looking exceptionally lovely today.

What do you want?

You don't have a boyfriend, do you, Freddie?

Whitley, remember you told us to remind you to tell Dwayne something?

Thank you, Winifred.

- Dwayne, - Yeah, baby.

I tried to get you before you went off to class.

I was able to get in touch with Julian

- and he begged me� - Oh.

�to go out to dinner with him tonight.

I don't know if I should.

Oh, yeah, you should.

Of course, I should.

Yeah. You just call me afterwards?

I'll call you afterwards.

I got to run, honey. I have a manicure in five minutes.

Oh, yeah. Well�

While you're out there, why don't you get them toes done, too?

Okay.

And see if you can get that mustache waxed.

I need five more dollars for that.

Thank you.

You just sent Little Red Whitley Hood

out into the forest without her mustache.

Relax, Ron, she's going to dinner.

Besides, Julian can't do nothing to me. She sliced him, remember?

I want him to see exactly what he's missing.

Brother, obviously you are unaware of the boomerang syndrome.

Boomerang?

Yes. You can toss something away,

but sooner or later, it's going to come back to you.

And when it does,

it's going to smack you upside your head.

Especially if it's wearing a cashmere coat

and carrying a gold card.

Mr. Gaines�

- Whitley. - Hi, Julian.

You look fantastic.

So do you.

Shall we?

Thank you.

You really look fantastic.

You really do too.

You know I miss seeing you.

You do?

Yes. I think about you a lot.

So much has happened since the last time we saw each other.

That's true.

Things are really different now.

I want you to know how important you've always been to me,

which is why I didn't just write you a letter,

I wanted� to see you.

Julian, I'm�

so hungry.

I think I'm going to have this pasta special.

Well, you always did have a big appetite.

Now, you know I eat like a bird.

Yes. A vulture.

For dessert, I'll have zabaione

and chocolate tartufo, please.

Whitley, it's so expensive to see you again.

It's nice to see you too, Julian.

You know, I think I can honestly say

I've never been happier in my life than I am right now.

Julian�

I'm� I'm very fond of you,

but I have to tell you I'm involved with someone.

Dwayne Wayne.

Dwayne Wayne?

You're involved with Dwayne Wayne?

Yes, and we're very happy.

- That's great. - It is?

I mean, yes, it is.

It's fate. You just can never tell what's going to happen.

One day, I was walking down Pennsylvania Avenue.

Same route I walk every day,

but on this day, I decided to go through the park

because the cherry blossoms were in bloom.

I'm walking past the Washington Monument,

and suddenly I see, coming towards me,

the woman that I know I'm going to marry.

Uh, I lost you somewhere around the cherry blossoms.

I met her that day.

We've been together ever since, and�

now I'm engaged.

In what?

I'm getting married. Her name is Shelby, and�

Double espresso, please, shot of Sambuca.

I asked her to join us for dessert.

I knew you wouldn't mind. I wanted you two to meet.

I'm sorry. How rude.

Very, but je comprendo.

Shelby, this is Whitley Gilbert.

Whitley, this is Shelby Walters.

Whitley, it's so nice to finally meet you.

Very nice to meet you too, Miss Shelby.

I've heard so much about you.

"Shelby, Shelby, Shelby."

Where is that espresso?

Oh, that old crazy man thought I skated like Debi Thomas.

Oh, gosh. Thank you.

Hey, baby, how did it go?

Oh, fine. Everything was fine.

I had the salmon.

He had the roast beef�

and the fianc�e.

Wait a minute. Julian's getting married?

Who's he marrying?

Some girl named Shelby.

She's tall, pretty, beautiful, tall and beautiful.

Julian's getting married. Isn't that beautiful?

- I'm so happy Julian's getting married. - That's good.

It is really, really wonderful.

And you should see the two of them together.

He's working in the foreign service and they'll be living in Paris.

Together, they are so blissfully happy

that you can't help but be happy for them.

Just happy, happy, happy, happy.

- Whitley, are you okay? - I'm fine.

So, what's she like?

Shelby is a translator for the United Nations.

She used to be a runway model.

She's six feet tall, wears a perfect size six

and speaks six different languages.

Six, six, six.

Isn't that evil?

Well, all this good news and good food

has made me sleepy.

You have to excuse me, honey.

Hey, you're home a little early.

I'm not in the mood for your social commentary.

Ooh, what's that?

It looks like a boomerang mark on your forehead.

Back off, Ron!

All she could talk about was Julian.

Julian's life, Julian's fianc�e,

Julian's future home with his future wife in Paris.

But does it look like I care? No, I don't care.

Can we take this from the top?

Julian's back in town one day,

she's got champagne on her brain.

I'm in the wrong tax bracket for her, man.

Maybe now, but in ten-

Well, in 20-

Well, in 30 years,

you'll be able to afford her everything she wants and more.

And if she leaves you before then, it wasn't meant to be.

Know what it is? It's her values. Her values are all screwed up.

If it wasn't Julian, it would be somebody just like him.

I don't need this aggravation and I don't need her!

Yes.

Where are you going?

Well�

I think I'm just going to leave 'cause I'm short enough already.

They've only known each other for six months

and now they're getting married.

He said it was love at first sight.

I bet he didn't give her any problem about being

a bourgie princess like he did me.

You should have seen that fur coat she had on.

Whitley, we understand-

Julian always wanted to be in the foreign service.

We know. You already told us.

Did I tell you about that engagement ring?

It was a Marquise-cut, at least

- four karats- - Four karats!

He didn't offer me an engagement ring.

He offered me a ticket to Washington

and an invitation to pay half the rent.

Are you still talking about that Julian and Shelby?

They're honeymooning in the Swiss Alps, Mr. Gaines.

They'll be staying in a chateau once owned by�

- Greta Garb- - Greta Garbo.

Did you know that Shelby speaks

- six lang- - Six languages.

That child been going on like that for an hour now.

She's a little obsessed.

A little? She doesn't know those people.

Well, stop her, 'cause I'm losing customers.

- Whitley? - Sister?

Listen to yourself.

Can't you see you're obsessed?

- I am not. - Oh, yes, you are.

Okay, so what if I am?

Because I have to sit back and watch some woman

get the life that could have been mine?

That should have been mine?

I'm just happy for them, that's all.

I thought I was over him, and I am.

I just don't know why I'm so upset.

- Whitley? - Baby?

Maybe you should talk to somebody about this.

Like who?

Like a trained professional.

�then when I was 11 years old,

I asked for a pony for my birthday.

I never did get that pony.

When I turned 11 and a half, I realized�

Darling, darling, darling, how old are you now?

- Twenty-two. - Let's just fast-forward to the present.

What is your problem today?

I don't have any problem.

I don't have time for this.

My in-laws are coming over for dinner tonight,

and I haven't even shopped yet.

It's your job to help me.

How can I help you if you won't help me

help you find out what kind of help you need?

And you do need help.

I don't know. That's your problem, not mine.

Not anymore.

This office is closed, and you are�

You are in an advanced state of denial.

No, I am not!

It doesn't bother me that my ex-boyfriend is marrying the perfect woman,

and they're going off to lead a lovely life,

and I'm hopelessly in love with a boy

who can't tell the difference between a salad fork and a pitchfork.

All right. All right.

I think we're starting to get somewhere. Come on now, keep talking.

So, you say you're in love with a loser?

No. Dwayne isn't a loser.

He's kind and generous

and he has a brilliant future ahead of him.

And he loves you?

Very much so.

What are you wasting time with your ex-boyfriend for?

That is history.

But they're living in Paris.

And you're living in a dream. Wake up!

Come on, you just complained about,

"I don't have this. I don't have that."

Pick up the needle off that broken record and sing a new song, honey.

Well, what am I supposed to do, Doctor?

You got to go find that ex-boyfriend of yours, look him in the eye,

and close that chapter of your life.

And then relax,

relate, release.

Relax, relate, release.

Yes, yes!

And then go and find that Dwayne

and rediscover what was so wonderful about him

before it's too late.

Doctor, thank you.

Relax, relate, release.

Yes.

Julian, I'm very glad you could come by here tonight.

I know you have a very busy schedule, but there are some things

I would like to tell-

Julian, I'm very glad you could come by here tonight.

I know you have a busy schedule,

but there are some things that I'd like to�

Relax, relate, release�

What? What? What?

I'm setting you free.

Well, thank you.

I'm closing that chapter in my life and letting you go.

Whitley, you already did that.

I mean, you're the one that broke up with me, remember?

Yeah, I remember.

And I� I know that was the right thing to do.

But I must admit,

I was a little confused when I first saw you.

You did look good.

But I know that you have found what you need in Shelby,

and I have everything that I need and could ever want

in my Dwayne.

That's right.

And I'm happy for you, Julian.

Really. I think Shelby is a beautiful girl.

A little thin for her height,

but I'm sure she'll put on 30, 50 pounds when you get married.

Whitley, I just came by to tell you that you can do whatever you want to do.

Hey, Dwayne, how you doing, man?

Hey, hot a little grip on you, huh?

Okay. I was just leaving to see Shelby.

I'm sorry you didn't get to meet her, but maybe next time.

You're a very, very lucky guy.

No, Julian, I'm the lucky one.

Well, I got to go. If you're ever in Paris�

It's a little too rainy and damp for us,

but good luck to you, Julian.

Au revoir.

Have I got a video for you tonight.

A retrospective of the Kennedys.

Jayne and Leon Isaac.

Penitentiary I and II.

If you're interested.

No, I'm not.

Dwayne�

I thought I wanted the things that Julian could give Shelby.

But I don't.

And even if I did, I wouldn't want them with him.

I'd want them with you, because I love you.

Don't you love me?

You wear me out.

But you always forgive me.

- No, not this time. - No, don't leave me!

Please forgive me.

I'm on my knees, ruining my good stockings.

Carry on.

You got to believe me, Dwayne.

Hey, look.

I landed�

I landed a five-pound trout,

the Huggy-Fur Pet Food account, and�

Duke Waverly, Junior.

Whitley, what you doing down there?

Get up.

Come on.

What am I supposed to do, Dwayne?

You are supposed to give me some time.

How much time?

As much time as it takes.

All right.

Oh!

I can't believe it.

You actually canceled her contract? Permanently?

Nope.

I'll take her back.

After the game.

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