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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,733 --> 00:00:08,833 ? I know my parents loved me ? 2 00:00:09,566 --> 00:00:13,200 {\an8}? Stand behind me Come what may ? 3 00:00:14,566 --> 00:00:18,566 {\an8}? I know now that I'm ready, yeah ? 4 00:00:18,633 --> 00:00:22,500 {\an8}? For I finally heard them say ? 5 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,600 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 6 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,433 {\an8}? Than where you come from ? 7 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,266 {\an8}? Yes, it is now, yeah ? 8 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:35,633 {\an8}? Here's our chance to make it ? 9 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:39,766 {\an8}? And if we focus on our goal ? 10 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:44,466 {\an8}? You can dish it We can take it ? 11 00:00:44,533 --> 00:00:48,600 {\an8}? Hey, just remember That you've been told ? 12 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:52,066 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 13 00:00:52,133 --> 00:00:54,233 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 14 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:56,366 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 15 00:00:56,433 --> 00:00:58,053 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 16 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,400 {\an8}? Yeah, than where you come from ? 17 00:01:00,466 --> 00:01:02,466 {\an8}? Ooh ? 18 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:04,733 {\an8}? Than where you come from ? 19 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:09,633 {\an8} 20 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:11,500 {\an8}Go away. 21 00:01:18,366 --> 00:01:19,866 {\an8}I'm busy now. 22 00:01:22,266 --> 00:01:24,900 You really should eat a balanced breakfast. 23 00:01:24,966 --> 00:01:26,300 This is balanced- 24 00:01:26,366 --> 00:01:28,566 "Corn, salt, powdered cheese�" 25 00:01:29,366 --> 00:01:31,226 That's why your hair is nacho colored. 26 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:35,366 See, I need somebody to take care of me. 27 00:01:35,433 --> 00:01:37,833 Yeah, but your mama is in Buffalo. 28 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,920 Remember that contest at the car wash? 29 00:01:40,966 --> 00:01:42,766 - Hawaiian honeymoon? - Mmm-hmm. 30 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:44,033 I won. 31 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,633 You won? 32 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:48,333 That is fantastic. Who you going to take? 33 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,533 My wife. 34 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:51,833 You do not have one. 35 00:01:53,033 --> 00:01:54,700 You are missing this, woman. 36 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:56,300 You are missing this. 37 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,066 Walter, missing what? 38 00:01:58,133 --> 00:01:59,400 My proposal to you. 39 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:01,933 I was going to get around to it 40 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,300 but the Suds and Duds Car Wash said the time is now. 41 00:02:10,366 --> 00:02:11,733 Will you marry me? 42 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,100 You're serious. 43 00:02:17,733 --> 00:02:19,266 Walter� I mean, marriage� 44 00:02:19,333 --> 00:02:21,033 that's such a big step. 45 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,666 I know from experience 46 00:02:22,733 --> 00:02:25,000 this is not something you just jump into. 47 00:02:25,066 --> 00:02:27,700 Will-you-marry-me? 48 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,466 Eventually. 49 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:35,733 What is the difference between now and eventually? 50 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:36,966 I will tell you. 51 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:40,333 Eventually, we will not have a free honeymoon trip in Hawaii. 52 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:43,333 But Walter, I'm graduating in a few months. 53 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,266 What if I get a job in another state? 54 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,700 Mere details. Look at the big picture. 55 00:02:47,766 --> 00:02:51,000 Sunset in Honolulu, pig roasting over an open fire 56 00:02:51,066 --> 00:02:53,533 and me in a tight Spandex swimsuit. 57 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,300 As enticing as that is 58 00:02:58,366 --> 00:03:00,333 shouldn't we think about this? 59 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,100 Think about it on the plane. 60 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:04,900 Like my high tops say, "Just do it." 61 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:08,000 - Just do it. - Is that a yes? 62 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:13,100 - Yes. - Yes! 63 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:24,333 Two dozen donuts? Tell me what happened. 64 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:26,566 Share the story. 65 00:03:27,533 --> 00:03:28,766 Share the pain. 66 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:32,466 Freddie and I went out on a double date. 67 00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:35,000 With twins. Double the horror. 68 00:03:35,066 --> 00:03:38,266 Two, two, two duds in one. 69 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:44,433 Ladies, still savoring the memories of your evening 70 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,200 with the Brothers Grimm? 71 00:03:46,266 --> 00:03:48,000 What did you do last night? 72 00:03:48,066 --> 00:03:49,633 Her nails. 73 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:50,866 That's right. 74 00:03:50,933 --> 00:03:53,600 In preparation for my Saturday night date. 75 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,966 'Cause Friday nights are for amateurs. 76 00:03:56,533 --> 00:03:57,800 Yeah, right. 77 00:03:58,266 --> 00:04:01,100 And when was your last romantic liaison? 78 00:04:01,166 --> 00:04:02,333 You don't remember? 79 00:04:06,666 --> 00:04:08,100 We have an announcement. 80 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:10,266 Mr. Walter Oakes and Miss Jaleesa Vinson 81 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,383 are getting hitched. 82 00:04:11,433 --> 00:04:12,500 As in married? 83 00:04:12,501 --> 00:04:13,565 - When? - Where? 84 00:04:13,566 --> 00:04:14,465 Why? 85 00:04:14,466 --> 00:04:15,600 Ooh! 86 00:04:16,566 --> 00:04:19,766 When it's right, it's right! 87 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:21,466 I love it! 88 00:04:21,533 --> 00:04:23,033 I think it's wonderful! 89 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,033 A little sudden, but wonderful. 90 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:27,966 Don't be a Christmas bride. 91 00:04:28,033 --> 00:04:30,700 You'll undercut your gift potential by a third. 92 00:04:30,766 --> 00:04:32,033 I forgot about gifts. 93 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,080 Glad we're getting hitched in two weeks. 94 00:04:34,081 --> 00:04:35,099 Two weeks? 95 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,433 Walter, what if our families can't make it? 96 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,866 We're all going to be there. 97 00:04:39,933 --> 00:04:41,566 I'll be your maid of honor. 98 00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:44,500 I promise I won't trip over the train. Ha-ha-ha. 99 00:04:44,566 --> 00:04:46,500 Maybe we should keep this simple. 100 00:04:46,566 --> 00:04:48,633 Me and you in the chaplain's office? 101 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:50,800 I would look rather fly in a top hat 102 00:04:50,866 --> 00:04:53,000 some tails, some real shoes. 103 00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:56,400 Walter, I can't plan a wedding now. I don't have time. 104 00:04:56,466 --> 00:04:58,333 I'd have to pick out invitations 105 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,133 floral arrangements, gowns� 106 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,800 Don't worry about a thing. 107 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:03,733 I'll take care of everything. 108 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,066 I will need an able assistant, though. 109 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,333 Okay, okay, twist my arm, why don't you. 110 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,233 - Dwayne? - Me? 111 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:13,600 Yeah, let's hit it. 112 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:15,200 I have a tutoring session. 113 00:05:15,266 --> 00:05:16,600 Let him flunk. 114 00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:18,000 We got a wedding. 115 00:05:24,566 --> 00:05:25,616 Hey, Whitley� 116 00:05:25,666 --> 00:05:27,766 No, don't come in! I'm not dressed. 117 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:32,366 Don't peek and take off those glasses. 118 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:35,033 I drew up the seating arrangement as outlined 119 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,080 in Cynthia Rutledge's Guide for Brides. 120 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:39,100 Who is this Rutledge babe, anyway? 121 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:42,733 Miss Cynthia Rutledge of Florence, Alabama, 122 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:46,166 is the world's foremost authority on wedding planning. 123 00:05:46,233 --> 00:05:48,900 If she's an authority, why is she still a "miss"? 124 00:05:52,266 --> 00:05:55,033 Ooh! Somebody needs to marry you. 125 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:57,600 No, not in this color. 126 00:05:57,666 --> 00:05:59,633 Not for the first time. 127 00:06:03,466 --> 00:06:06,000 Whitley, only Gumby could reach this zipper. 128 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:07,533 Would you like a hand? 129 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:10,366 Thank you, Dwayne. 130 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:16,500 Hey, what's this? 131 00:06:17,466 --> 00:06:19,733 She pads her bra! 132 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,200 She pads her bra-ha-ha-ho! 133 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:30,633 Dwayne, you owe me a secret now. 134 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:38,833 A very� very big one. 135 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:41,933 Whitley, I don't have any secrets bigger than this. 136 00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:47,733 Make one up. 137 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:54,600 Okay, I got a secret for you. 138 00:06:56,266 --> 00:07:00,266 I like somebody and I don't think she knows it. 139 00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:03,333 - Really? - Yeah. 140 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,800 Is she pretty? 141 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,300 It's not the first thing you notice. 142 00:07:07,733 --> 00:07:12,766 Oh! I think you should tell this individual 143 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,866 exactly how you feel. 144 00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:17,166 What if she doesn't feel the same way? 145 00:07:17,233 --> 00:07:19,966 Then you'd be terribly humiliated 146 00:07:20,033 --> 00:07:22,966 and I don't think you should tell this individual. 147 00:07:23,033 --> 00:07:26,233 Whitley, you have the greatest shoulders I've ever seen. 148 00:07:27,233 --> 00:07:29,600 - Dwayne� - I'll come back later. 149 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:33,133 - Good idea. - No, please, stay! 150 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,266 We were just discussing shoulders� seating 151 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:38,866 for the wedding arrangements. 152 00:07:38,933 --> 00:07:41,233 I'll check on the folding tables. 153 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:43,033 Why don't you, Dwayne? 154 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:44,933 - I'll see you later. - Oh! 155 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:50,966 ? Here comes the gown, Here comes the gown ? 156 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:53,933 Jaleesa, she just said� 157 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 ? Here comes the gown ? 158 00:07:56,066 --> 00:07:58,666 Just give me one minute 159 00:07:58,733 --> 00:08:02,500 and I will be finished. 160 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:05,933 Thirty-two pages of "A." 161 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,410 Now, all I have to do this weekend is get married. 162 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:10,966 I'm getting married. 163 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:12,466 In that gorgeous dress. 164 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,333 I'm getting married. 165 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,633 Just think, Jaleesa, by this time tomorrow, 166 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,733 you're gonna be Jaleesa Oakes. 167 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,966 Jaleesa Oakes. 168 00:08:22,033 --> 00:08:24,166 Sounds like a retirement village. 169 00:08:24,233 --> 00:08:27,233 - Oh-ho! - No, just picture. 170 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:30,566 A winding country road, a little red house 171 00:08:30,633 --> 00:08:32,433 swing on the porch, 172 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,666 station wagon in the driveway. 173 00:08:34,733 --> 00:08:36,966 Mrs. Oakes, isn't it your turn to car pool? 174 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:39,733 You can tell those children to take a bus, 175 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:41,766 because we are living in the city. 176 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:44,400 High-tech condo, baby with the nanny. 177 00:08:44,466 --> 00:08:46,600 Walking to work in my running shoes 178 00:08:46,666 --> 00:08:49,566 briefcase in one hand, Italian pumps in the other. 179 00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:52,700 When I get home it's, "Darling, what is for dinner?" 180 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,766 Are you sure this is what Walter wants? 181 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:57,333 I don't know. 182 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,700 I never asked him. 183 00:08:58,766 --> 00:09:01,133 I'm sure it will all work out. 184 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,733 You've been married before. 185 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,030 You know what it takes to make a marriage go� 186 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:12,166 ? �happy trails to you ? 187 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:17,766 ? Till we meet again ? 188 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:24,066 Yeah, all right. Fellas, fellas! 189 00:09:24,133 --> 00:09:26,500 Don't think it hasn't been wild and crazy 190 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,676 but I need to get to a party with some women. 191 00:09:28,677 --> 00:09:29,732 Yeah, right. 192 00:09:29,733 --> 00:09:32,866 You act like you expected dancing girls or something. 193 00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:34,166 At least a movie. 194 00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:36,066 Go see Bambi or something. 195 00:09:37,866 --> 00:09:39,633 - Ooh! Man! - All right. 196 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:42,400 Now, what time does that stripper get here? 197 00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:46,600 You two know how to throw a party. I'm a happy guy. 198 00:09:46,666 --> 00:09:48,933 - Because you're not married yet. - Yeah. 199 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,233 Time to retire from the poker quartet. 200 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,766 Turn in your chips now. 201 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,766 And throw away your bowling shirt. 202 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:56,000 It's over. 203 00:09:56,066 --> 00:09:57,333 The kid ain't changing. 204 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,000 - But she will. - Mmm-hmm. 205 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,366 They take off the veil and put on radar. 206 00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:02,483 Oh, yeah. 207 00:10:02,533 --> 00:10:05,303 Just because you guys married women that control you� 208 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,165 I'm not controlled by anybody. 209 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:09,766 - Mm-hmm. - My marriage is 50-50. 210 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:11,866 Half the time, Velma makes me nuts 211 00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:14,966 the other half, she makes me crazy. 212 00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:17,300 - But you're happy. - I'm still with her. 213 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,333 - That's right. - Ever since 214 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,566 the Mount Pleasant Sweethearts picnic. 215 00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:25,043 I was behind the grill, cooking the gospel bird. 216 00:10:25,566 --> 00:10:28,200 Big hickory cloud in front of me. 217 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:31,266 When the smoke cleared, there was Velma. 218 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,800 I said, "Wing or thigh?" 219 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,033 You know the rest. 220 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:37,816 You dog. 221 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,533 That's what it's all about. 222 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,866 I still don't know what it's all about. 223 00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:47,566 After Vietnam, I thought marriage would be easy. 224 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,633 But after we split up, 225 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:50,800 I needed a rest. 226 00:10:51,566 --> 00:10:53,733 I re-upped for another tour of duty. 227 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,233 I think I'll like being married, man. 228 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,166 Piling kids in the Winnebago. 229 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:02,033 Camping underneath the stars. 230 00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:04,632 Having food fights in every national park in the country. 231 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,500 And where is Jaleesa gonna be? 232 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,766 Gassing up the camper. Yes. 233 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,000 You sure got a lot to learn. 234 00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:12,833 It's "till death do you part." 235 00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:14,465 You've got plenty of time to learn. 236 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,366 - Walter? - Yeah? 237 00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:18,766 Walter, I've got to talk to you. 238 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:20,000 What's the matter? 239 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:26,266 I think we should call off the wedding. 240 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,233 What's the boy done now? 241 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,350 I don't know. 242 00:11:34,066 --> 00:11:36,166 I hope this is a false alarm. 243 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:37,399 But just in case it isn't, 244 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,133 I better tell Velma to put the chili on simmer. 245 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,100 She's been defrosting ground chuck since Thursday. 246 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:45,733 Listen, kids, about this marriage thing� 247 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,540 you know, people, what you have to� 248 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,300 good luck. 249 00:11:51,966 --> 00:11:53,500 Okay, give it to me. 250 00:11:53,566 --> 00:11:54,766 What's the matter? 251 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,500 Everything. 252 00:11:56,566 --> 00:11:57,966 On the way over here, 253 00:11:58,033 --> 00:12:00,666 people I don't even know yelled at me, 254 00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:02,366 "See you at the wedding." 255 00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:05,866 Walter, this whole thing is turning into Showtime at the Apollo. 256 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,733 I mean, who are these people? 257 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,166 The Soul Train dancers. 258 00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:11,533 They're doing a number at the reception. 259 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,433 Everything is going to be fine. 260 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,000 Walter, and my family can't be here. 261 00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:18,900 I really feel like we should just wait. 262 00:12:18,966 --> 00:12:21,033 We've been through this before. 263 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,466 If we had eloped, your family wouldn't be here. 264 00:12:24,266 --> 00:12:26,566 So why don't you tell me what this is about. 265 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,666 You know what happened with my first husband. 266 00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:34,033 You're not marrying some two-timing dog. 267 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,233 You're marrying me. 268 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,266 Well, face it, your taste has improved. 269 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,266 I don't know. I guess I just have cold feet. 270 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,166 Hey, it's normal. I've got 'em, too. 271 00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:45,100 I've got on an extra pair of socks. 272 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,833 You have doubts, too? 273 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:51,333 The guys said you're gonna turn into some kind of warden with a beeper. 274 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,300 And I said that you won't. Will you? 275 00:12:54,366 --> 00:12:55,733 Mmm. 276 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,600 We've got such a good relationship. 277 00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:00,366 We trust each other. 278 00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:01,733 We respect each other. 279 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,900 And we would never hurt each other. 280 00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:05,133 That's my girl. 281 00:13:10,866 --> 00:13:11,916 Walter� 282 00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:14,666 what do you want from me? 283 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,500 I just want you to love me 284 00:13:17,566 --> 00:13:20,633 and of course, cook, clean, iron, wash the car- 285 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,333 Basic woman stuff. 286 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,166 Okay, as long as you have the baby. 287 00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:26,633 Babies. 288 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,800 Ba-by. 289 00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:36,183 If we work this all out right now, we won't have anything to argue about 290 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,966 - for the next 25 years. - 50 years. 291 00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:39,400 Come here. 292 00:13:43,766 --> 00:13:47,333 Okay, one more right here, and� 293 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,866 Finito. 294 00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,700 We've done such a good job, 295 00:13:50,766 --> 00:13:53,500 I think even old girl Cynthia would be proud. 296 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:55,833 I wanna thank you, Dwayne. 297 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,700 I hope you're around for my wedding. 298 00:13:57,766 --> 00:14:00,116 So what kind of a husband do you want, Whitley ? 299 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,200 What do you think? 300 00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:03,566 Rich. 301 00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:05,966 I thought you knew me better than that. 302 00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:10,500 - I would like a man who is educated� - Mm-hmm. 303 00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:13,266 - �um� enterprising� - Mm-hmm. 304 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:15,000 �and ambitious. 305 00:14:15,066 --> 00:14:16,966 You wouldn't mind if he was poor? 306 00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,666 That kind of man is never poor. 307 00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:23,300 Could you settle for a man 308 00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:25,466 who is going to be all these things? 309 00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:27,100 Maybe an engineer, perhaps? 310 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,600 Look how crooked that centerpiece is. 311 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:32,433 - Whitley� - Wait, Dwayne! 312 00:14:34,366 --> 00:14:36,066 Look at me! 313 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,700 Look at me. It's clear to me something's going on. 314 00:14:38,766 --> 00:14:39,966 The way is clear. 315 00:14:41,066 --> 00:14:43,266 Oh! Look, the cake. 316 00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:46,766 It looks just like it does in the picture. 317 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:49,600 I'm Whitley Gilbert, director of the wedding. 318 00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:52,033 I'm Velma, wife of the bald-headed man. 319 00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:58,200 Mrs. Gaines, we've heard so much about you. 320 00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:01,233 - Complaining again? - All the time. 321 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,900 Son, put down that staple gun and go unload the chili from my car. 322 00:15:07,266 --> 00:15:08,633 Don't sneak a taste 323 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,766 because we got the beans counted. 324 00:15:13,566 --> 00:15:15,366 It looks lovely in here. 325 00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:16,600 Thank you. 326 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:20,600 It's all my vision� and Dwayne's elbow grease. 327 00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:22,266 He's your sweetie, isn't he? 328 00:15:23,066 --> 00:15:24,366 He's just a friend. 329 00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:28,666 They start out as friends, then they end up as husbands. 330 00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:30,400 He's not my type. 331 00:15:30,466 --> 00:15:32,200 You think Vernon's my type? 332 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,033 Come on, Velma. Shake a leg. 333 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:39,333 Gonna take you more than three hours to put on that hat. 334 00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:42,533 Mrs. Gaines, this chili smells delicious. 335 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,800 Thank you, dear. 336 00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:46,433 I'd grab on to him. 337 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,233 Well, it looks like we're all done. 338 00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,766 No, no, we're not. 339 00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:57,133 What's left? 340 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,533 See you at the wedding. 341 00:17:10,266 --> 00:17:12,466 On behalf of Walter and Jaleesa, 342 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:15,500 I'd like to welcome each of you to this sacred event. 343 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,365 I'll never forget the first time 344 00:17:18,366 --> 00:17:20,046 I saw Walter and Jaleesa together. 345 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,333 It was at a faculty retreat. 346 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,700 We were all gathered around the pool. 347 00:17:25,766 --> 00:17:28,933 Walter just climbed up the high dive and jumped in. 348 00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:33,966 Jaleesa sat on the edge at the shallow end, testing the water. 349 00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:35,266 I remember. 350 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,400 I watched you two 351 00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:42,966 with your different approaches, arrive at the same place. 352 00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:47,933 And that's what's going to make your marriage a successful one. 353 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,533 Two people with different approaches 354 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,533 who have arrived at the same place. 355 00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:56,866 And with any luck, it will be forever. 356 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:03,333 "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 357 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,366 "to join Walter and Jaleesa in holy matrimony. 358 00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:10,033 "Is there anyone here who, for any reason 359 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,450 "objects to the marriage of these two people? 360 00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:16,466 "If so, speak now, or forever hold your peace." 361 00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:17,432 Forever? 362 00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:20,300 ? And ever and ever Hallelujah, hallelujah! ? 363 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,200 Babies? 364 00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,166 Babies, Walter and a Winnebago. 365 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,666 Babies, Walter and a Winnebago. 366 00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:27,883 - I object! - I object! 367 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,466 - What? - What? 368 00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:31,700 - What? - You don't want to marry me? 369 00:18:31,766 --> 00:18:33,300 You don't want to marry me. 370 00:18:33,366 --> 00:18:35,300 Jaleesa, I can't promise you forever. 371 00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:39,433 Ugh, I can't promise you babies, and I am not gonna go live on a bus. 372 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,540 Ladies and gentlemen, 373 00:18:41,566 --> 00:18:43,433 if you'll just bear with us, please. 374 00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:45,433 What should we do? 375 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,766 Neither one of you want to be married? 376 00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:48,732 No. 377 00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:50,632 Then I suggest cancelling the wedding. 378 00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:52,333 - Okay. - Want me to tell them? 379 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,266 No, we'll tell them, Rev. 380 00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:59,433 Ladies and gentlemen, we're very sorry 381 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:02,566 but Walter and I have decided not to get married. 382 00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:04,633 Jaleesa! 383 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:07,266 Hey! We appreciate y'all coming here today 384 00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,599 but it's better to do it now, in front of a preacher 385 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,500 than later on in front of a judge. 386 00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:14,266 Everybody, this is a good thing. 387 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,466 I'm happy. 388 00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:17,533 I'm happy. 389 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,800 We really are making the right decision. 390 00:19:19,866 --> 00:19:21,566 Yeah, so turn up the music. 391 00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:23,533 Everybody, eat some chili, okay? 392 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,833 What about the reception? 393 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,333 What about the wedding dresses? 394 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,733 What about the wedding flowers? 395 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,066 Velma, the cake was all right 396 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,566 but you missed on the chili. 397 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,000 A little heavy-handed with the jalapenos. 398 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,700 You can sweet talk me all you want, but I'm driving. 399 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,766 You know you have night blindness. 400 00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:47,166 We really wanna thank you two for everything. 401 00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:48,366 Hey, before you go 402 00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:50,466 there's still that Hawaiian honeymoon. 403 00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:52,066 I'm not going with you. 404 00:19:52,866 --> 00:19:54,666 We want you and Velma two to go. 405 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,533 Oh, Walter, we can't accept that. 406 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,800 Oh, yes, we can. 407 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:01,600 Velma, I promised I'd show you the world. 408 00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:03,733 Aw. You sweet man. 409 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,766 Kiss me on my lips, hula girl. 410 00:20:06,966 --> 00:20:09,000 I'm still driving. 411 00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:10,133 All right. 412 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,233 - Good night. - Good night. 413 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:14,883 You know� 414 00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:18,133 This really wasn't what I had in mind 415 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,766 when I pictured our wedding 416 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:22,300 but I think it worked out for the best. 417 00:20:22,366 --> 00:20:25,133 At least we don't have to send thank-you notes. 418 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,666 We? You know you would have had me sign 419 00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:28,966 every one of them. 420 00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:30,533 I would have licked the stamps. 421 00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:33,766 It's time to get out of these duds. 422 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,213 If I take them back tonight, 423 00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,793 I might get some of my money back. 424 00:20:36,794 --> 00:20:40,565 You know what, Walter, I hope you find a wife 425 00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:42,633 to ride shotgun in that Winnebago. 426 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,066 She'll have a tough act to follow. 427 00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:46,466 Thank you. 428 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,966 You know, what we had� it was good. 429 00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:51,433 Yeah, it was all right. 430 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,050 All right. 431 00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:58,033 - Goodbye. - All right. 432 00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:00,566 Heads up! 433 00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:06,533 What do you say we run down 434 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,890 and catch the midnight flick at the Dillard? 435 00:21:10,866 --> 00:21:14,066 I'm not ready to make that kind of commitment, Dwayne. 436 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,733 It's only two hours. 437 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,133 It might be just a movie to you, 438 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,200 but to me, it's a date. 439 00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:24,900 What's so wrong about that? 440 00:21:24,966 --> 00:21:26,633 It will lead to other dates� 441 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:30,000 and long walks� 442 00:21:30,566 --> 00:21:32,300 and dinner� 443 00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:35,500 and after dinner� 444 00:21:35,966 --> 00:21:37,700 Eventually breakfast. 445 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,566 Whitley, you know how I feel about you. 446 00:21:44,266 --> 00:21:46,733 But I'm not ready for this. I'm not� 447 00:21:48,366 --> 00:21:51,366 I don't know when I will be. I just� 448 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,700 I don't think it's fair 449 00:21:54,766 --> 00:21:56,806 to have you sitting around waiting for me. 450 00:21:56,866 --> 00:21:58,266 I hadn't planned to. 451 00:22:04,066 --> 00:22:07,200 When you're ready, the popcorn's on me. 452 00:22:08,466 --> 00:22:10,433 - I like it unbuttered. - No salt. 453 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,900 - You do know me well. - Mm-hmm. 454 00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:15,100 What do you say we polish off that cake? 455 00:22:15,766 --> 00:22:17,400 - So we'll. - Uh-huh. 456 00:22:18,266 --> 00:22:20,166 I've been waiting for this all night. 457 00:22:20,233 --> 00:22:21,566 - Excuse me. - Yes. 458 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,200 - They were lovely. - Goodbye. 459 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:28,300 - I'll take this piece. - I'll take this piece. 460 00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:32,900 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32567

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