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? I know my parents loved me ?
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{\an8}? Stand behind me
Come what may ?
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{\an8}? I know now that I'm ready, yeah ?
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{\an8}? For I finally heard them say ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? Than where you come from ?
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{\an8}? Yes, it is now, yeah ?
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{\an8}? Here's our chance to make it ?
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{\an8}? And if we focus on our goal ?
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{\an8}? You can dish it
We can take it ?
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{\an8}? Hey, just remember
That you've been told ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? Yeah, than where you come from ?
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{\an8}? Than where you come from ?
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{\an8}Okay, people, excuse me. Excuse me.
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{\an8}Some of the biggest names
in the music industry
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{\an8}have responded about
performing at our benefit.
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{\an8}I knew they'd come around.
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{\an8}"Dear Hillman United Negro college fund
benefit committee�
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No!"
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"No."
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"I'd love to, but my parole hearing
has been moved back."
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Guys, we have been
turned down by the best.
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Maybe we can raise money
selling the autographs on those letters.
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Hey, any luck with the responses?
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- No!
- Great!
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I got off the phone
with one of my homeboys,
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he says he'll do the show!
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How much do you think we can get
for these autographs?
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Oh, okay, I'll just tell my partners,
Heavy D & The Boyz
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that we're not interested.
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You know Heavy D?
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Dwayne, Dwayne. Tell him that
we will give him a deluxe hotel suite,
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a limo for the entire weekend,
and an honorary degree from Hillman.
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Heavy doesn't want those things,
he wants to help.
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Good, 'cause I was lying.
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I knew you were.
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Hey, it's not official until we vote.
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Heavy D did all the voting we needed
when he said yes.
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Meeting adjourned.
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As usual I have saved the day.
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It took some doing
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but I convinced the Blue Ridge
Valley Opera Company
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to perform Highlights from Carmen.
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Oh, guys, really, there's no need
for a standing ovation.
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Where are you all going?
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Whitley, we have a concert to put on.
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Yeah, I got Heavy D & The Boyz!
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Well, I veto Heavy D & The Boyz.
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That will teach you to be late.
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Dwayne, never let it be said
that I'm not one to compromise.
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Perhaps your little friends
can perform a tune or two
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while my opera singers are gargling.
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Whitley, here's a dollar.
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Go buy a clue.
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Elizabeth, I'm glad you're here.
I'm sorry I'm late.
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Colonel Taylor was in a mood today.
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He gave us 100 extra push-ups
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which really didn't bother me a bit,
if you notice these guns.
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Another week of this,
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and I'll give Mike Tyson
a run for his money.
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I can see the press conference now.
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"Yo, I thought
I was the best in the world."
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"But then this Aluminum Ron came in.
Yo, he's the real champion."
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Okay, Aluminum.
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While I was waiting,
I did a little work on our project.
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I roughed out our marketing plan, look.
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Good. Because last night, I came up
with this manufacturing schedule.
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Mmm.
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What do you think?
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I think I've got the perfect partner
for this project.
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Hmm. You know, I missed La Toya on TV
last night to do this.
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I caught her.
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I can tell you what she said.
It will take a second.
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You don't like La Toya?
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I just think you can do better,
that's all.
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Well, of all the Jackson Sisters,
I think she's got the best nose.
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Sergeant Johnson.
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- Colonel Taylor, sir.
- Mm-hmm.
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I've never seen anyone do 100 push-ups
so quickly ever before.
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Thank you, sir.
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Of course, now I see the reason why.
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Carry on, carry on.
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So, you want to grab a pizza later?
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Every time I meet with you, we eat, boy.
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How about a movie?
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I know a theater
that doesn't even sell popcorn.
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- Sounds great.
- Great!
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But I've got a lot of things to do.
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I'll see you in class.
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All right.
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Bye, Aluminum.
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Bye.
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The Heavy D tickets
are being printed up as we speak.
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Finally, we get some
culture on this campus.
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Yes and I've reserved two tickets
in your name, front row center.
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So, who's gonna be the lucky bimbo?
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Actually, I was thinking about
taking Elizabeth James.
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She's not your type.
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Your women have IQs
that match their bra size.
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I know.
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What's with you, man?
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I don't know.
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When I'm with Elizabeth, I have to think
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and I could get used to this.
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This is a sad day
for tacky women everywhere.
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- Ron?
- Hi.
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Hi, this is a nice surprise.
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Well, I was in the library
I found this book, I�
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Are you baby-sitting?
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Um, you could say that.
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This is my son, Isaac.
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Your son.
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Your son?
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Your son?
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Your own personal son?
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It's okay, Ron. Just relax.
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Sure!
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So, how did this happen?
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I know how it happened, but when?
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My sophomore year.
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Oh.
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What about his father?
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Are you married?
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No, I'm not married.
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He's in grad school in Chicago.
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I think the idea of a family
was a bit much for him.
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Do you want something from the kitchen?
I was about to get Isaac some ice.
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Does he take his bottles on the rocks?
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- He's teething.
- Oh.
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- Are you sure you don't want a soda?
- No, no, I'm fine.
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Okay. I'm gonna be back in a minute.
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- Could you watch him for me?
- Whoo!
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Hello, baby.
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- Da-da.
- Da-da?
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No. No, no Da-da here.
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Ron-Ron.
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I'm just in class with your mother.
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We don't even share notes.
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We don't even sit together.
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You look very comfortable
with a baby on your lap.
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Well, I used to do a ventriloquist act.
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So, is this book for our project?
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Book?
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Yeah, the book.
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Friendly Takeovers And Hostile Mergers.
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I can't wait to see the movie.
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So, what is he, two, three, five?
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He's 13 months.
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Guess he's a little young
to help out with the rent.
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Are you sure you don't want
something cold to drink?
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No, no. No�
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Actually, I think I'd better get�
better get going.
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Um, I'll see you in class.
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- Ron?
- Yeah?
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The book.
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Oh. Phew!
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The book, yeah, um�
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I'm sure you'll take good care of it.
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You take care of him.
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I'll see you later.
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Bye.
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Jaleesa, I haven't seen you in two days.
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Walter, I cannot talk now.
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I have to arrange
to get Heavy D from the airport
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and the only car available is a Pinto.
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I hope you got our tickets.
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Oh, gosh, our tickets!
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That's the other thing I forgot.
I'll do it.
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Make sure you get my seat
where I like 'em.
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Next to the aisle, so I can dance.
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Mr. Johnson.
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Colonel.
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What's the matter?
You're not your usual hyperactive self.
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I think Mr. Gaines's chili
gave me a little heartburn.
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- I'll be all right.
- Okay, thanks for the warning.
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Colonel, how old were you
when you had your first child?
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Why do you ask?
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See, there's this girl�
actually, a 22-year-old woman.
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I like her a lot.
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At least I thought I did
till I found out about the baby.
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Well, is it�
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Oh, no, no, no.
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That's good to know.
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I don't know what to do.
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Part of me says,
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- "Help her out, take care of her."
- Mm-hmm.
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The other part of me says,
"My name is Brown and I'm leaving town."
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Are you sure it's not yours?
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Absolutely certain, sir.
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That's the only thing I'm certain of.
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If I don't call her anymore,
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she's gonna think
it's because of the� the kid.
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And why wouldn't you call her?
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Because of the kid!
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You should see him, sir.
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He's got the cutest little Popeye legs.
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He's even cute when he drools!
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But what kind of life will he have
without a man around?
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Now, Mr. Johnson,
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getting involved
with a woman who has a child
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is a responsibility
that a lot of men would shy away from.
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Kids have a way of becoming very attached.
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Go slow. Mm.
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- I hear you, Colonel.
- Okay.
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- You sure it's not-
- Colonel!
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Just checking.
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Whitley, I'm not gonna sign
a petition to ban Heavy D!
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- Why not?
- Because I like Heavy D!
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You would like that vulgarian squawking.
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I'm used to it.
I live with you.
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Strike a blow for musical sanity!
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Ban rap!
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Don't be the last to sign!
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I'll sign,
because I can't stand all that noise.
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Someone with sense.
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Ever since I went to Aunt Bertha's�
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- She's really Velma's cousin.
- Right.
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Uh-huh, but everybody
call her Aunt Bertha.
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One night, we watching
this nice show about dolphins
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or, mammals or fish.
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They was just about to reveal the truth,
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when little Karen took the remote.
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Next thing you know,
we watching "Yo, MTV raps."
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Waste of the airwaves.
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Wild children
wearing gold chains and gold teeth
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and flapping around
like guppies on dry land!
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? How's the petition?
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? Have you saved us all from rap? ?
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? Are we to listen to operatic crap?
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Kiss my aria.
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Now, you've gone too far.
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Last year, you rented a dog to meet women.
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And now, a baby.
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This is really low.
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- I'm baby-sitting for a friend.
- Who?
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You don't know her.
She's a business major.
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In college with a baby?
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Wow!
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You know, having a child
really matures a person.
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I bet that would really center me.
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Freddie, you can barely
take care of yourself.
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Hey, I thought Emmanuel Lewis
went to Clark College.
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This is Elizabeth's son.
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Elizabeth is a mother?
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As in "Eat your veggies, clean your room,
and go get me the belt" mama?
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She's not your mother.
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- Ron, why didn't you tell me this?
- I told you I was seeing Elizabeth.
252
00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:47,699
You said you're seeing a girl
with her own crib.
253
00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,433
Not that she had a baby in it.
254
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,900
That's why I didn't tell you.
You can't deal with responsibility.
255
00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:56,433
Then I guess you're not going
to the welcome party at Heavy's hotel.
256
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,333
A welcoming party for Heavy D?
257
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,500
No, I am there.
258
00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:02,166
This party is not
being catered by Gerber's.
259
00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:04,823
- Freddie, you wanna go meet Heav?
- Ooh! Bye, cutie.
260
00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,600
Bye, papa Ron!
261
00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:08,800
Later.
262
00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:12,533
Well, I guess it's just me and you, kid.
263
00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:18,333
Don't worry. You'll grow into it.
264
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,433
Come here, Isaac!
265
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,533
This what I want you to do.
Let's try this.
266
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,700
I want you to run
to the end of the carpet,
267
00:12:27,766 --> 00:12:28,906
cut across the middle,
268
00:12:28,966 --> 00:12:32,066
and I'mma hit you with the bullet.
Alright? You ready?
269
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,065
Wait a minute.
270
00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:35,233
Yeah, now you look like a tough guy.
271
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,933
Ready, go.
272
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,733
Go. Yeah.
273
00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:43,900
Okay, we'll try the short pattern.
Ready? Catch!
274
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,133
Oh!
275
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,670
You're future's
definitely in announcing, son.
276
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:50,833
Here, here, come look at this.
277
00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:52,833
Come look at this.
278
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:55,900
Look at the nice horsey potty.
279
00:12:57,366 --> 00:12:59,700
Horsey potty!
280
00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:02,633
Now, if you're gonna
hang out with Uncle Ron
281
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,933
you'll have to learn
how to use one of these.
282
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,100
Yeah, come on.
283
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:07,766
Uncle Ron?
284
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:10,000
Looks like you two are having a good time.
285
00:13:10,966 --> 00:13:12,233
Is anything broken?
286
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,633
No. Isaac's been great.
287
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,233
I was talking about you.
288
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:18,633
I'm just teaching the little guy
things a guy should teach a guy.
289
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,133
You know, if you get him any more toys,
290
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,610
there's not gonna be room
for him in the playpen.
291
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,300
Come on, sweetie, it's time for your nap.
292
00:13:26,366 --> 00:13:29,136
But, you know, I still should buy him
that toy car phone.
293
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,800
Ron, he doesn't even have a car!
294
00:13:30,866 --> 00:13:32,786
Yes, he does. It's parked in the kitchen.
295
00:13:32,787 --> 00:13:36,365
What about
if we just hold off until Christmas?
296
00:13:36,366 --> 00:13:38,666
Well, I hope he can wait that long.
297
00:13:39,766 --> 00:13:41,366
Elizabeth?
298
00:13:41,433 --> 00:13:42,483
Yeah?
299
00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:44,900
I know this is short notice,
300
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,590
but how would you like to go see
Heavy D on Saturday night?
301
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,700
- Heavy D?
- Yeah.
302
00:13:49,766 --> 00:13:51,733
- I'd love to.
- Great!
303
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,300
But I don't know
if I can find a baby-sitter.
304
00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:58,800
Why don't we bring him with us?
305
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,200
Take a baby to a concert?
306
00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:04,166
What if I find a responsible baby-sitter?
307
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:05,283
Then will you go?
308
00:14:08,666 --> 00:14:09,800
Yes, I'll go.
309
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:11,200
You will?
310
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:12,700
Oh, great!
311
00:14:12,766 --> 00:14:18,233
Then I'm off to find you
a responsible baby-sitter.
312
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:23,600
And then you can think about me
and you and Heavy D.
313
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,500
And we're off to the concert.
314
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,766
- I see you later.
- Bye.
315
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,000
Later on, Isaac.
316
00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:33,153
I like that little guy, you know?
317
00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:39,683
Huh!
318
00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:40,900
Huh!
319
00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:43,000
Huh!
320
00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:45,896
Hey, Jaleesa, Ernest,
I'd like you to meet my partners,
321
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:47,466
Heavy D & The Boyz.
322
00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:48,933
What's up, man?
323
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,066
Hello, pleased to meet you.
324
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:54,433
We really appreciate you guys
agreeing to do the show for us.
325
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,266
You were our first choice.
326
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,700
Yeah, okay.
327
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,300
Hey, let me show you the stage.
328
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,933
It's a little known fact.
329
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,465
Big Stuff and I
began our musical careers together.
330
00:15:03,466 --> 00:15:05,876
We were in the junior high school
marching band.
331
00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:08,200
Yeah, but super worm here was so skinny,
332
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:11,096
during halftime he would march
right out of his drawers.
333
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:15,133
Yeah, but at least my mama didn't have to
sew two potato sacks together
334
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,766
to make my drawers.
335
00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:17,832
Jaleesa!
336
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,600
The box office is in a tizzy.
337
00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:21,833
Something about counterfeit tickets?
338
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,566
Gosh, I better get on this.
Um, excuse me.
339
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,833
Dwayne, would you finish
the sound check for me, please?
340
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:30,166
Yes ma'am. Better go. Watch it, big boy!
341
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:35,100
Can you imagine
printing up fake tickets for this thing?
342
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:36,233
No.
343
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,100
Now, wouldn't you have paid
the same amount of money
344
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,833
if not a tad bit more,
345
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:45,100
to hear selections from Bizet's
Timeless Opera, Carmen?
346
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,633
Opera's cool, and Carmen
is one of my favorites.
347
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,333
- Mine, too.
- Really?
348
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:53,033
Certainly is easier on the ear
than that rhyming racket.
349
00:15:53,034 --> 00:15:56,499
I wouldn't say that. You know,
opera and rap do have some similarities.
350
00:15:56,500 --> 00:16:00,166
What, besides the fact
that neither is sung in English?
351
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,665
Well, first of all, they're both
forms of storytelling.
352
00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:06,165
Did you know the critics
of The Time dissed Carmen
353
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,899
just about as hard as you're dissing rap?
354
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,500
- I refuse to believe that.
- Ah, it's true, look it up.
355
00:16:10,566 --> 00:16:13,333
They said Carmen
was crude and lacked melody.
356
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,700
How could they say that
about Beware of Love,
357
00:16:16,766 --> 00:16:19,600
or Ramparts of Seville?
358
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,600
I tell you what lacks melody.
359
00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:23,266
It's that diddly, diddly,
360
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:26,600
diddly, diddly, diddly�
That's what I'm talking about.
361
00:16:26,601 --> 00:16:28,332
- Have you met-
- Not right now, Dwayne.
362
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,166
Talking to a fellow opera lover.
363
00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:32,133
What was your name?
364
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,766
- D.
- D?
365
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:36,300
Mm-hmm. But my friends call me Heavy.
366
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,966
Children can be so cruel.
367
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,466
Well, Heavy�
368
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,400
Heavy "diddly" D?
369
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,666
Bon diddly, diddly, diddly D.
370
00:16:58,866 --> 00:16:59,916
Pleasure.
371
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,200
- Hi.
- Hi.
372
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,200
I didn't mean to be this early.
373
00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:18,033
- Ron�
- These are for you.
374
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:20,633
They're lovely. Thank you!
375
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,366
And the teddy bear's for Isaac.
376
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:23,700
I didn't mean to buy it.
377
00:17:23,766 --> 00:17:27,400
It just reached into my pocket
and said, "Buy me, buy me!"
378
00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:29,813
So, where's the little guy?
379
00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:32,966
Um, he's asleep, finally.
He's been cranky all day.
380
00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:34,833
Boy's upset over his car phone.
381
00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:38,016
Ron�
382
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,500
I can't go to the concert.
383
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,133
Isaac's running a fever.
384
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,866
Well, according to
all the baby books I've read,
385
00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:47,900
that's normal when they're teething.
386
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,133
Give him an ice cube.
387
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:52,465
I just wanna be with him
in case it's something more.
388
00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:54,366
But this is Heavy D!
389
00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:56,166
And the sitter's on her way.
390
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:58,366
Ron, I'm so sorry, but I can't go.
391
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,666
Then neither will I.
392
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:03,300
We'll just spend a quiet evening at home.
393
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:06,533
You, me, Isaac and all his little teeth.
394
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,166
Ron, I think you should go
and have a great time.
395
00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:11,033
What about you? You need a life.
396
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,133
If there's one thing I have, it's a life.
397
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,933
But I also have priorities.
398
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,600
And going to a concert,
even with a very, very sweet guy
399
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,400
just isn't one of them right now.
400
00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:24,500
But I can't leave you
at home alone with the baby.
401
00:18:24,566 --> 00:18:26,633
The baby is my son!
402
00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:30,700
Ron, I think you're trying to
create an instant family here.
403
00:18:30,766 --> 00:18:33,300
Add Ron and stir.
We're not pudding.
404
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:38,300
I just don't wanna be one of those guys
who runs away from responsibility.
405
00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:40,300
Isaac isn't your responsibility.
406
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,500
Don't you think he needs-
407
00:18:42,566 --> 00:18:46,100
What Isaac needs
is a parent who loves and cares for him.
408
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,566
And he has that in me.
409
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,650
That he does.
410
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,850
- I'm gonna miss the little fellow.
- Are you leaving the country?
411
00:18:54,866 --> 00:18:57,100
No, I just figured you meant when�
412
00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,766
Oh.
413
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:01,833
People like you are hard to come by.
414
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:06,133
I need a friend like you in my life.
415
00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:10,000
Well, when Isaac's teeth grow in,
416
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,400
can we go to the park?
417
00:19:11,466 --> 00:19:13,566
Oh, no, you still owe me a movie.
418
00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:15,133
- You're on.
- Come here.
419
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,566
Turn me down for more concerts.
420
00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:23,566
- Now do me a favor.
- Yeah.
421
00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:26,800
- Go.
- Yeah. I better get to the concert.
422
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,966
I got a ticket to scalp.
423
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,666
For charity.
424
00:19:31,733 --> 00:19:32,783
Yeah, right.
425
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:40,866
Thank you, thank you.
426
00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:44,533
And the UNCF thanks you for your support.
427
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,533
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm proud to announce
428
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,000
a very favorite group of all time.
429
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:52,233
You're gonna love these fellows.
430
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,666
They're veritable poets of the-
431
00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:56,800
Heavy D And The Boyz!
432
00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:07,200
Go, Heavy! Go, Heavy!
433
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:12,566
? I want somebody to love me for me ?
434
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:16,533
? Happy is the way that I want to be ?
435
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,033
? I searched low, and I searched high ?
436
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,933
? Tryin' to find myself a cutie pie ?
437
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,466
? My destination leads me to a dead end ?
438
00:20:23,533 --> 00:20:25,466
? Over and over and over again ?
439
00:20:25,533 --> 00:20:27,153
? They told me to wait so I waited ?
440
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,400
? Anticipated, debated and delayed it ?
441
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,100
? But still came up
With the same old thing ?
442
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,083
? Nothin' ?
443
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,900
? It seems as if every time
I find the right girl ?
444
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,765
? She turns out to be
The very wrong girl ?
445
00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:41,700
? Tell me, y'all
When will this madness stop, stop? ?
446
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,066
? I want somebody to love me for me ?
447
00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:47,233
? Not because I'm MC Heavy D ?
448
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:50,366
? I'm lookin' for a love
That's solid as a rock, rock ?
449
00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:56,666
? I want somebody to love me for me ?
450
00:20:56,733 --> 00:21:00,500
? Happy is the way that I want to be ?
451
00:21:00,566 --> 00:21:03,133
? I want somebody to love me for me ?
452
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:07,033
? Happy is the way that I want to be ?
453
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:11,600
? Now maybe I'll take a trip
Around the world ?
454
00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:14,166
? And find myself
A beautiful, gorgeous girl ?
455
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:16,165
? They say when you look,
One never finds ?
456
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,266
? They also say that love is blind ?
457
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,333
? I ain't that blind that I can't see ?
458
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,700
? Somebody out there
Who's perfect for me ?
459
00:21:22,766 --> 00:21:25,166
? Somebody who's gonna love me for me ?
460
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,366
? I know you want a love ?
461
00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:31,353
? Love, that's what I'm talkin' about ?
462
00:21:31,366 --> 00:21:33,033
? A relationship, a commitment ?
463
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,966
? Something to live for ?
464
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:37,900
? Maybe if you take your time ?
465
00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:40,300
? Time has been taken
And time has been spent ?
466
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:43,566
? Now it's time
For the lover to score, score ?
467
00:21:54,533 --> 00:21:56,700
Go, Heavy! Go, Heavy!
468
00:21:56,766 --> 00:21:58,933
Go, Heavy! Go, Heavy!
469
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,900
Go, Heavy! Go, Heavy!
470
00:22:01,966 --> 00:22:04,100
? So that's the story of my life ?
471
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,100
? No cutie pie, no future wife ?
472
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:09,100
? Just relationships
That bounce back like rubber ?
473
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,866
? Yo, word to your mother! ?
474
00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:13,033
? I guess I'll call it a day for now ?
475
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,966
? 'Cause it seems that I can't win ?
476
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:17,323
? So I'll carry on being
An overweight lover ?
477
00:22:17,366 --> 00:22:19,633
? Word to your mother! ?
478
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:23,866
? I want somebody to love me for me ?
479
00:22:23,933 --> 00:22:26,466
? Happy is the way that I want to be� ?
480
00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:28,533
Go, Heavy, go, Heavy!
481
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,400
{\an8}Go, Heavy! Go, Heavy!
482
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:36,000
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