All language subtitles for A Different World s02e11 It Happened One Night.eng

? I know my parents loved me ?

? Stand behind me come what may ?

? I know now that I'm ready, yeah ?

? For I finally heard them say ?

? It's a different world ?

? Ooh ?

? Than where you come from ?

? Yes, it is now, yeah ?

? Here's our chance to make it ?

? And if we focus on our goal ?

? You can dish it, we can take it ?

? Hey, just remember
That you've been told ?

? It's a different world ?

? It's a different world ?

? It's a different world ?

- ? It's a different world ?
- ? Than where you come from ?

? Ooh ?

? Than where you come from ?

Now, she says she doesn't want alimony,

that's why she's doing
that movie in Italy?

See, the real deal is that
she wants $40 million,

both houses, the condo and the llamas.

That is so tragic.
Marriage is not a business transaction.

But divorce is.

She's gonna need that $40 million to pay
for her lawyers and her hair weaves.

Isn't there something else
we can talk about?

They're human beings.
They're entitled to privacy.

Kim, they held a press conference.

And she looked so beautiful.

Beautiful?

The girl's forehead is so high,

you could write the whole
divorce settlement right up on it.

Oh, all right, now, whose turn is it
to answer the phone

and say, "I'm sorry, Robert,
but Kim is not here"?

Now, Kim, I've answered the phone
for the last three times.

I'm tired of talking to that man.

Kim, I don't know what Robert did,

but I'm sure
he's calling to say he's sorry.

I don't wanna talk to him. Okay?

Ladies, you know there's a chance,
however slight,

that it is not Robert.

Hello?

Robert.

What a surprise.

No, Kim's not here.

Oh, yes,
I'll be glad to tell her you called.

Now, will you do something for me?

Don't call back.

Thanks, Lettie.

Kim, I find lying morally reprehensible.

But when I do lie,

I like to know what I'm lying about.

Robert and I had a little fight.

No, no, no. I want specifics.

So do I.

Well, you know how it is.

You say something, he says something.

You say something else.

Then he says the stupidest thing
that's ever been said in life.

That settles it. I'm never lying again.

What a pill of an evening.

Ladies, never date a work of art.

But you went out with Lorenzo Farr.

He is walking perfection.

He has three topics of conversation.

He, himself and him.

That must be Lorenzo.

I think he stopped looking at himself
in the dessert spoon

long enough to realize I was gone.

Yes, Lorenzo?

Oh.

Kim, it's Robert.

On my phone?

All right, I'll talk to him.

Lorenzo should be calling any minute.

So make it quick.

I don't wanna talk to you. Goodbye.

Ooh�

I didn't mean that quick.

I don't ever wanna see Robert again.

What did he do?

Don't tell me.

He's seeing someone else,
that little weasel.

There's no other woman.

I know.

He studies too much.

Study, study, study,
never havin' any time for you.

That's why I like my men
a little on the dumb side.

They don't do a lot of homework

so they have plenty of time for me.

I've been seeing too much of Robert.

And you have realized

that after all these months,

Prince Charming is
just Kermit with a crown on.

Whitley, I�

I think I'm pregnant.

Well, it's clear to me
what you have to do.

Spruce yourself up,

and dive right back into the social swim.

What did you say?

I think I'm pregnant.

I'm late.

Oh!

Is that all?

Well, you yourself should know,
as a future physician,

that the human body
is an imperfect machine.

I, myself, have been late
several times.

Three weeks and four days?

Not quite that late.

I got to Student Health
just before they closed.

I'll have my results tomorrow.

I can't wait that long!

How could they do this to me?

Whitley, calm down,
it's gonna be all right.

- Make me some tea.
- Okay.

Hi. Bunch of us are going out for pizza,
thought you guys might wanna come.

- No.
- Kim?

I said no.

I know you're upset about Robert,
I thought going out would help.

Great idea. Go out, take my car.

Oh, wow!

This is so nice of you.

How can you be so calm?

I've waited this long.
What's another nine hours?

Okay.

Well, here's something to worry about.

I just gave my car to a girl

that can't even walk
without bumping into walls.

Walter, you make this shot,
you might have a prayer catching me.

Three ball, cross corner pocket.

You got something stuck
between your teeth?

Oh, Robert, you're just in time
to watch Walter Oakes

rip the felt off the table.

Walter, I've been looking all for you.
Man, I've got to talk to you.

Don't say another word
unless somebody's dead or pregnant.

- Walter?
- You said another word.

I know.

Excuse me, Colonel Taylor.

Give it up, Robert.

- You know my girlfriend, Kim, right?
- Uh-huh.

Well�

�she took this test,

and there's a good chance she's, um�

�she's�

she's�

not dead.

What did I tell you boys
the first week of school?

I told ya I didn't wanna have
this conversation with none of y'all!

I said, "If you can't be cool,
at least be careful."

That's why I gave each and every one
of you the Walter Oakes date pack.

I know, sir.

Where was your Walter Oakes date pack?

You know how it is, Walter.

Sometimes you get caught unprepared.

I never get caught unprepared,

'cause I always, always have
my Walter Oakes date pack!

But all you boys can think about
is right now.

You might think beyond right now,

if you to walk around for nine months
looking like a blimp with feet.

So, how's Kim doing?

I don't know.
She won't see me or talk to me.

It's probably because when
she said she might be, um, you know�

I said, "We should get rid of it."

Oh, so, you took the sensitive approach.

It was my first reaction.
I didn't mean it, man.

So, when will you know for sure?

First thing tomorrow.

Okay, there's nothing you can do,
but wait.

Okay, wait.

Yeah, I can do that.

Or I could go to her dorm
and make her listen to me.

Wait. Hey, hey.

Why don't you stay right here, hmm?

You any good at pool?

Not really.

Good. You can be on Colonel Taylor's team.

What did you do to my car?

Nothing.

Nothing. I didn't do anything.

But the truck�

The truck?

Was just a little, itty-bitty truck.

The truck?

I was parked at the time.

- Well, parking-
- Freddie!

You're not in New Mexico anymore.

We have other things on our streets
besides tumbleweeds.

It's only the fender�

and the grille,

and a little of the headlight.

Whitley,

I've been watching
this auto repair show on PBS,

and I'm sure that I can hammer those
dents out myself.

There you are!

Did you and Robert make up?

Yep, everything's just fine.

Oh, I am so glad.
You guys are the perfect couple.

From the first time I saw you two,
I said, "Those two are-"

Freddie.

Don't you think you need get your rest

if you're gonna bang those dents
out of my car?

All right.

Where have you been?

When I woke up
and saw you weren't in your bed,

all kinds of silly thoughts
raced through my head.

If I'm pregnant, what am I gonna do?

I have a high school diploma and $32.

How can I have a baby?

Kim�

I have some mad money saved up.

And if you need money, for any reason,

there is money.

I don't want an abortion.

Why does everybody keep saying that?

Robert?

- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-
- I know.

So, if you are,
you're gonna keep the baby?

Maybe.

I don't know.

I can't give it up.

God, I can't believe
this is happening to me!

Kim�

no matter what happens,
your family's gonna be there for you.

Your parents love you.

My parents.

The day I left for Hillman,

my mom came running out of the house
with this red, plastic stethoscope

she and Dad got me when I was ten.

Then she said,

"We're all very proud of you.

Now you're gonna make us prouder."

And, then, Dad�

Dad says,

"Now you're on your way, Dr. Reese."

"Now you're on your way."

Come on back, baby. Come on, get. Get-

Come on.

Why don't you just take the ball
and throw it in the hole?

Walter, maybe we ought to
let these boys go home.

I mean, I'm up next.

You don't want witnesses
to your humiliation, do ya?

As usual, the Colonel's right.

Walter, hey, here's the keys.
Lock up for me.

Empty the ash trays, baby.

Why don't you empty the ash trays
and get out of my face?

I think I'll leave, too.

Sit down, boy.
I told you, you ain't going nowhere.

Walter, I have been here
for the last three hours.

You won't even let me play anymore, man.

That's because you play worse
than this fool over here.

Now, I swear, I will not go out
and try to talk to Kim.

I just wanna go home and go to sleep.

Okay.

I'll walk you back.

Walk me back?

Oh, I suppose I should trust you

because you're such a responsible citizen.

Walter, I believe these boys
are old enough to find their way home.

Besides, if you leave,

won't be anyone around for me to whup.

- You walk him straight back to the dorm.
- The dorm?

- Tuck him in tight.
- Tight.

- Maybe tie a bell around his toe.
- Bell around the toe.

- No, just take all of his shoes.
- Shoes?

- And his pants.
- Pants?

Okay, okay, let's play some serious pool.

I believe it's my break? Hmm?

- Break on.
- All right.

Close your eyes. It's about to get ugly.

You know, it's not like
I don't prepare these boys.

With your "Walter Oakes date pack"?

I get them from Student Health.

And next time, I'm gonna include a tape

that says�
�"Don't do it."

That sounds like a real plan.

Excuse me, big man.

Eight ball, corner pocket.

Walter, you know,
I've watched you with your boys.

You're doing a fine job.

You're trying to make them
become responsible, young men.

Well, take� take Dwayne Wayne,
for example.

I mean, you got him on the right track.

- Thank you, sir.
- Mm-hm.

- Where did all the balls go?
- In those tiny, little holes.

By the way, Walt,

you know, Dwayne's been seeing
my daughter.

He didn't happen to ask you
for one of those "date packs," did he?

Hey, Walt� Walt�

Hey, Walter.

Walter, come back here, man, hey!

Push me up, man. Push me up.

Your foot is in my face!

This isn't her room, man.

Dwayne!

- What are you doing here?
- I� Uh�

He's about to get thrown out.

Jaleesa, I've got to talk to Kim.

I thought you guys made up.

Be nice. My boy's gotta talk to his girl.

No, see, your boy's gotta get
the hell out of here.

Jaleesa, she could be
in serious trouble. Trouble.

That's the key word here, trouble.

What kind of trouble?

In trouble trouble.

I think you're gonna have to dig

just a little bit deeper
into your vocabulary for this one.

In trouble.

Oh! Oh, no!

What kind of trouble?

Shh, Freddie, I'll tell you later.

You better go talk to that girl.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Oh, wait a minute. Wait, one second.

Jaleesa.

Did you hear something?

Uh, no.

- I distinctly heard a thump.
- A thump?

- Like someone falling.
- Um, falling?

Uh, Lettie, that was me.

I fell out of bed again.

You know, I always do that.

I'm really surprised
that you never heard me thump before.

Well, perhaps you should get a bed rail.

Okay, shh. Come on, come on.

Go, go, go, get. Go!

Kim?

Kimmie?

You!

Haven't you done enough?

Please, Kim, I gotta talk to you.

Well, she doesn't wanna talk to you.

That's right. I don't.

And what are you doing here?

I'm here for moral support.

Now's a fine time to get moral.

Listen, I've got a solution.

I've already heard your solution.

And we didn't appreciate it,
not one little bit,

you heartless rhinoceros.

It's my baby, too.

Kim, will you marry me?

We'll wait in the hall.

I can't go out there.
Lettie's on the prowl.

There.

Kim, I'm so sorry about this afternoon.

I was insensitive and selfish.

And I want you to marry me.

This afternoon,
that's all I wanted to hear.

Great, great. You know,

there's a justice of the peace
about ten minutes away from here.

And if he's not home,
there's another one-

Robert, I don't know what to do.

I do.

You're gonna stay in school,
become a doctor.

And you can take care
of all of us when we get sick.

Now, won't that be great?

Robert, I don't want you to marry me
just because I'm pregnant.

What makes you think that's the reason?

What's happening,
what's going on in there?

Right now, he's asking her to marry him.

Oh, that's great! Isn't it?

It's just peachy.

They're gonna fix a disaster
by creating a catastrophe.

Hey, now wait a minute.

My man, Robert,
is doing the honorable thing.

He made his bed,
and he's willing to lie in it.

Maybe that wasn't the best image.

It's just plain wrong.

Jaleesa, you had
a disastrous teenage marriage.

Enlighten this simpleton.

Well, I wouldn't have put it
exactly that way, Whitley,

but she's basically right.

It is always the woman
that carries the burden.

I hope you're happy.

What are you talking about?
I didn't do anything.

Kim is going to make a great mother.

She's giving, she's kind,
she's great with kids.

Well, she's great with people,
but kids are people,

and she's a lot more mature
than a lot of us.

Sit your Pollyanna behind down.

You know that girl's too young
to be anybody's mother.

Okay, we'll help her.

We'll be time-share mommies,
and the baby could live here.

We'll all take turns taking care of it.

And, Dwayne, you could be
the time-share daddy.

Uh-uh.

Picture me taking care of somebody's baby.

I can't even keep my plants alive.

And one of them's a cactus.

Cacti don't cry when they're thirsty,

like little Robert or Roberta is gonna do.

I am never having sex.

Not before I'm married,
not after I'm married.

Guys, can I point something out, please?

Now, I've known a few people

who have had babies when they were young,

and they managed to make it all right.

Jaleesa, don't sugarcoat this.

This is absolutely the worst thing
that could happen to a person.

And if it were me, I wouldn't have it,

and you wouldn't, either.

You know, I used to think that, Whitley,

but not too long
after Lamar and I separated,

I found out that I was pregnant.

And, yeah, I thought about havin'
an abortion,

but, then, I decided to have my baby.

But I had a miscarriage.

Can we talk about something else now?

Jaleesa, I didn't know-

I know you didn't.

You know, if you put freckles
on Dan Quayle,

he looks just like Howdy Doody.

I am not ready for college.

I'm going back to New Mexico
and live with the coyotes.

Well, we decided not to do anything
until we know for sure.

But I'm gonna be there with you
no matter what.

He gonna be there with her.
Go ahead, brother!

Okay, all right, come on. Everybody out.

Tomorrow morning, Student Health.

7:00 a.m.

Hey, man, didn't you learn nothing
the last time? Come on!

Whoa, whoa. Come on, now,
out, the same way you guys came in.

- Out the window?
- Out the window.

Robert, don't leave me
with these women again.

I should have took you
back to the dorm like Walter said.

You're smiling.

It's a beautiful day.

A beautiful, beautiful day.

Great, so this means you're not-

The doctor said it was just stress.

- That's why I was so late.
- Great.

So, I'm not gonna have any more men
climbing in my window?

Not unless you invite them.

I cannot wait to tell Whitley!

Lettie�

I was just on my way
to go and get that bed rail.

Oh!

Oh! Mwah!

- Oh, Lettie, you scared me.
- Did I?

I saw you downstairs.

You looked much happier
than you were yesterday.

I got some really good news.

Seems more like lucky news to me.

You found out you're not pregnant.

- Um-
- I'm not gonna give you lecture.

It's too late for that.

I just wanna ask you one question.

What the hell were you thinking?

- Lettie, I know-
- Don't interrupt.

You�

you�

teenager!

I'm sorry, Lettie-

You better be,

because I'm not going to stand here

and watch you make
a shambles of your life!

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have yelled.

But, Kim,

if this ever happens again,

don't worry about what
your mother will say,

because you'll have to deal with me first.

Yes, ma'am.

By the way,

before your next date with Robert,

stop by my room and pick up
your "Lettie-be-ready date pack."

Oh, no�

No, no.

Now is not the time
to have a heart of jelly.

Kimberly, I will be there for you.

I will be there for your baby.

Just call me Auntie Whitley.

- Whitley, listen-
- Auntie Whitley.

Auntie Whitley?

I'm not pregnant.

You're not?

No!

Sometimes, prayers are answered.

Whitley, I couldn't have
gotten through this without you.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Your car was coming out just fine
until this thing fell off.

I think it looks a lot better without it.

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