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? I know my parents love me ?

? Stand behind me come what may ?

? I know now that I'm ready ?

? Because I finally heard them say ?

? It's a different world ?

? From where you come from ?

? Here's a chance to make it ?

? If we focus on our goal ?

? If you dish it, we can take it ?

? Just remember you've been told ?

? It's a different world ?

? From where you come from ?

? It's a different world ?

? From where you come from ?

Hello?

Just a minute.

Denise, it's for you.

Me? Good timing.

Oh, Stevie, this is my little sister Rudy.

Oh, hi, Rudy.

How was your flight?

We flew at 27,000 feet.

We experienced some turbulence.

It was fun.

Come meet my son J.T.

He's very interested in aviation.

Dad, come on, we just got in from the airport. Yes.

No. I was just about to call you. You didn't have to worry.

Well, I wasn't worried. Your mother was worried.

All I want to know is was anybody in tears?

No, not Rudy.

I'm talking about the flight attendants, other passengers.

Good.

Did she break anything?

So, as far as you know, we don't owe the airlines any money.

No.

Dad, tell Mom Rudy's fine.

It's good to see her. I didn't realize how much I missed her

until I saw her face get off the plane.

What about me? Do you miss me?

Yes, I miss you.

Rudy and I are gonna have a great weekend. I have everything planned.

Dad, thanks so much for letting her come down.

It's nice to have a little sister again.

Yeah, you keep her.

Send her back here when she gets a degree.

I wish I could.

Okay, I love you, too.

All right, kiss Mom for me.

Bye.

That was Dad, right?

He was worried.

Of course.

Um, Denise, can you� Can you get this off of me?

Oh, yeah.

"One, do not remove this list from child.

Two, do not help this child remove list."

What is this? This one's new.

"Numero uno, no sacarle esta lista a la ni�a"?

That was Mom's idea.

Hey, she did it to all of us.

Hay is for horses, Denise.

Whitley.

Well, this must be your older sister.

No, I'm Rudy.

Ah. Rudy� Rudy� Rudy�

That's an unusual name for a child.

But I think I like it.

Well, I'm just glowing all over.

Shower time.

I like your friend. She's nice.

Yeah, this is my room.

That's my roommate.

Hi, Rudy. I'm Maggie.

What a big girl. I heard you flew here all by yourself.

No, the plane was full.

Lamar!

You know, I cannot believe that man.

Hanging around my sister.

Who's Lamar?

My ex-husband, the-

Rudy!

Um�

Hi. Did you have a nice trip?

Yeah, and if I visit 100 more times,

I can get a free trip to Hawaii.

Ooh, if you do, can I come?

No, I think I should take Denise.

Thanks, Rudy.

Jaleesa, what's wrong?

My friend, Rayniece,

said she saw Lamar in a restaurant with Yvonne.

Who's Yvonne?

Her baby sister.

You know, Lamar always liked her.

The man is lower than pond scum.

What's pond scum?

Well, maybe we should talk about this later.

Sorry.

Do you want to go to The Pit?

Good idea.

I need to eat something with no nutritional value whatsoever.

- Bye. - Bye.

Bye-bye.

Hey, come here, you.

I missed you. Give me a hug.

So, tell me everything. How's school?

Fine. What's The Pit?

Just this place where we go to hang out, dance, eat, have fun.

Can we go there now?

Okay.

Come on.

Hey, those are my fries.

I don't see your name on them.

That's my pickle.

I don't see your name on it.

- There you go. - Thank you.

So, did you make contact with, uh, Mr. X?

No answer.

How about Miss Y?

No answer.

Which means, they're probably back at Neptune's Grotto,

tying on each other's lobster bibs.

How do you know they're eating lobster?

Oh, he's always a big spender, before.

Before what?

Eat your cheeseburger.

Lamar can be such a�

C.A.S.A.N.O.V.A.

What?

P.L.A.Y.B.O.Y.

Playboy?

Eat your fries.

Look, there's Dwayne.

Dwayne. Dwayne, over here.

How'd you know that was him?

Oh, uh�

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You must be a transfer student, right?

My sister, Rudy.

Rudy. Tell me, Rudy, are you married?

No.

- No? - Rudy.

This is a desperate man.

I may be desperate now, but not after tomorrow.

My women's studies course is having a tea.

Me, Professor Loomis, and 30 liberated women.

Twenty-nine. Rudy and I have plans. Don't we, Rudy?

- Sorry, Dwayne. - Come on, you're breaking my heart.

But you can make up for it if you dance with me.

- Okay. - Come on.

Come here, Rudy. Come on.

Come on, you guys.

? Hey pretty momma, you look sweet� ?

Wait a minute. Ho!

Uh-oh.

Yeah.

- ? Good God almighty, look at miss ? - ? Ladi-dadi ?

? Funky figure speech expression She ain't with nobody ?

? Super sexy sassy With the act so together ?

- Move over. - I am over.

You two comfortable up there?

No.

Denise, you've grown.

Well, Rudy�

This isn't working.

I know that someone down the hall has an extra bed.

You mean Whitley?

Oh, great.

A night of Southern discomfort.

So, one of you wants to sleep in my guest bed.

It's just for one night.

Okay.

Let's see.

Eeny, meeny, miney�

no.

I'll take eeny.

My name is Rudy.

Okay, Rudy. If you're considering being a guest of mine,

you might want to change into more appropriate sleeping attire.

- Okay. - Okay?

We'll be right across the hall then.

Don't worry. She's in good,

impeccably manicured hands.

And that is the very same crown I wore

when they named me Miss Magnolia.

Did you cry?

Well, I did get misty.

It's easier on the mascara.

You have a beautiful smile.

Well, aren't you the little sugarplum fairy?

I'll let you in on a little secret.

If you dab a little Vaseline across your front teeth,

you can smile like that all day, into the night, without your lips drying out.

Just a little dab!

You sure do have a lot of lipsticks.

Oh, this shade would be perfect for you.

Well, my mom said I'm not allowed to wear makeup until I'm a teenager.

What, are your parents Quakers or something?

I don't know.

Well, are you allowed to dance and wear red?

Yes.

But my mother never said anything about perfume.

Well, try them all if you like.

Have a ball.

Ooh, this smells good.

Oh, that's the one with musk in it.

Personally, I feel that wearing musk before nightfall

is like wearing white shoes after labor day.

That's a pretty dress.

Thank you.

I'm wearing it to the women's studies tea.

Now, which do you prefer, the scarf or the necklace?

Both.

Really?

You don't think that'd be too much?

No.

Huh.

You're right.

Rudy,

do you have a middle name?

Yes, Lillian.

Ah�

That's a name befitting a little princess like yourself.

I think that's what I'll call you, Lillian.

Mornin', everybody.

Rise and shine.

Oh, my God.

I had a divine time.

What did you and Whitley do?

We shared beauty secrets, and they work.

Oh, and what are Whitley's beauty secrets?

- She told me not to tell you. - Oh.

So, um, what are the Huxtable sisters going to do today?

Oh, I thought we'd go to the doll museum.

Oh, oh, I know. The Happy Pilgrim.

They have this pumpkin ice cream in the shape of these little turkeys,

and they give you a little tomahawk spoon to eat it with.

Yeah, but my sister really loves dolls.

Well, she's your sister,

but I think she'd have more fun at The Happy Pilgrim.

- What do you want to do, Rudy? - Shop.

Shop?

Yeah, I want to go to the tea and I don't have a thing to wear.

The women's studies tea?

- Do you really want to go to that? - Whitley's going.

Oh, I see.

Well, Rudy, if you really want to go to this tea, I guess we can go.

Good. Dwayne's gonna be there.

All my friends are going.

You know, Yvonne's phone is still off the hook.

And that can mean only one thing.

That Lamar is still there.

Oh, come on, Jaleesa. Maybe your sister just wanted to sleep in late.

No. Lamar never� never fed a woman a lobster and let her go home alone.

Men will try, and women must deny.

- Hey! - Hay is for horses, Denise.

This is my first real tea.

Should I talk about the weather?

Capital idea.

It's been mild for this time of year.

Oh, indeed.

Hello, Denise.

Aren't you a vision?

Twirl around, Lillian.

Lillian?

She calls me Lillian.

It's a touch more feminine than Rudy.

One lump or four?

Uh�

None for me, thank you.

Shall we be seated?

We shall.

Excuse me.

So, Lady Rudy,

expecting rain tomorrow?

What do you think, Whitley?

Oh, I don't know. I'm no weather vane.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

I just adore watercress sandwiches.

So do I.

What are they?

It's like a BLT, without the "B" and the "T."

Stop that.

Rudy, stop.

The sign of a true lady

is that the backs of her shoes are never scuffed.

Well, anyone for another walnut bar?

Ooh, not I. One's my limit.

Not I, either.

Excuse me.

Did you catch Farrah Fawcett in The Burning Bed?

I mean, that was one liberated babe.

When she lit the match, I said, "Burn, baby, burn!"

That's cold. Denise!

I knew your conscience would get the better of you.

If not for me, then for the women's studies.

Frankly, I don't know what I'm doing here.

- You all right? - No.

Uh-oh.

Come on, talk to me.

Tell Dwayne.

Well�

Yesterday, Rudy gets off the plane,

- she's a perfectly normal child. - Hmm.

One night with Whitley, and she's turned into Lillian.

Oh, Denise, please, come on,

Whitley has got nothing on you.

I mean, she's fine, but she's got nothing on you.

Just my sister.

I wish you could've seen them.

They were like two sugar peas in a pod. It was disgusting.

My parents will probably have to hire a deprogrammer.

That's sisters for you.

I mean, I would've taken her anywhere.

I would have worn a pilgrim's hat, eaten turkey ice cream with a hatchet.

Pumpkin with a tomahawk.

Yvonne is a dead woman.

Who let her get snot all over my sleeve when Bambi's mother died?

That was so sad.

I'll tell you who's gonna be sad. Yvonne is going to be sad.

When I get ahold of her�

You know�

This is just like Little Women.

I mean, I know that you two love your sisters

just like Jo went on loving Amy,

even after she destroyed her stories,

and stole her trip to Europe, and married her rich boyfriend.

You know, I'm going to go call Yvonne.

I'm going to Whitley's right now,

I'm gonna take Lillian, and I am just going to-

I'm going to say,

"Lillian, you're going to like me more than you like Whitley"?

It's crazy.

Rudy can like anyone she wants.

Even Whitley.

I mean, it's okay that she didn't want to go to the doll museum.

She's entitled, right?

She would have liked The Happy Pilgrim.

I remember once, Sondra saved up all her money to take me to this

Christmas show at Radio City Music Hall,

and all I wanted to do was go to the automat.

I ate a liverwurst sandwich.

Well, it's just one weekend. As long as Rudy's happy�

I want my baby sister.

You know, if I had a sister,

I'd like her to be like Beth,

the good sister who brought sunshine into all their lives�

�and then died.

Yvonne, mm, I see the phone is back on the hook again.

Oh, I do hope I didn't call you at a bad time.

It was out of order?

For the whole day?

Oh, uh�

I see.

Well, no, no, I'm not upset.

Well, it's just that I heard

that you and Lamar had dinner the other night,

and well, I guess I just got this crazy picture

of you and him, and well, you know.

Well, let me ask you one question.

What did you order?

The tuna salad?

That's my girl!

He did?

Really?

Well, yeah, sure, you can� you can give him my number.

No, I don't know if I'll see him,

but you, on the other hand, I do want to see, so�

Well, take the bus.

I'll treat.

I miss you, too, Yvonne.

Love you.

Bye.

She had the tuna salad. Yes!

Entrez.

Sorry, Jaleesa, no room at the inn.

Uh, I'm here about Rudy.

Look�

She came here to visit her sister,

and you are monopolizing her time.

Did you not come here 24 hours ago,

begging me to shelter the helpless child?

Look�

Denise is really hurting over this.

Well,

can I help it if the girl enjoys my company?

Okay, Whitley, why don't you just forget I even came in here?

I will try.

When I go to college,

I'm going to have towels that say "Lillian" on them.

Lillian,

you love Denise, don't you?

- Sure. - Of course you do.

Can I come visit you again?

When you come visit Denise?

I'll see her, too, but I've seen her all my life.

Hmm.

Well, would you like me to tell you a story?

Okay.

This is the same story my mother told me when I was your age.

It's the story of the Snow Queen.

She wore a crown?

She certainly did.

Once upon a time,

there were two children who loved each other very much.

The big sister was called Gerda,

and the little sister was called Kai.

How old was the little sister?

Oh, she was about your age.

Now, one day, the two sisters were playing

in their beautiful garden filled with roses.

And it began to get very, very cold.

The roses wilted and withered on their stems.

Soon, it began to snow.

In the midst of the snow,

a beautiful woman appeared, dressed entirely in white.

She wore a crown?

Yes.

She was the Snow Queen.

She beckoned to Kai,

wrapped her up in a long fur cloak,

and carried her off to her glittering palace of ice.

Was it cold?

Yes, but Kai didn't notice,

because the lady was so beautiful.

Like you?

Yes.

Like me.

Kai was very happy in the palace,

because the Queen let her dress up in silks and satin,

gave her perfume, and even her crown to wear.

But back in the garden, Gerda was very, very sad.

She went to the Queen's shimmering kingdom in search of her little sister.

But when at long last she did reach the palace of ice,

she found that the Queen had pierced Kai's heart

with a tiny sliver of ice.

Gerda's little sister didn't even know her.

You mean, she didn't even say hello?

No.

And this hurt Gerda very badly,

and she sobbed,

until her hot salty tears fell upon Kai's heart

and melted all the ice away.

The Snow Queen and the palace vanished,

and the two sisters found themselves together again

in their beautiful garden filled with roses.

Do you think Denise is still awake?

Why don't you go see?

Peter just got a new winter coat, it has fur on its collar.

Really?

Yeah, it makes him look like a bear.

You know, I think we missed breakfast.

Then we can go to brunch.

Brunch?

- Yeah, and not at The Happy Pilgrim. - Fine with me.

Then we can go to the doll museum.

Oh, we don't have to if you don't want to.

- But I want to. - Okay.

Come in.

Morning.

I think this belongs to you.

- Thank you. - Thanks, Whitley.

Nothing to thank me for.

I think there is.

We're gonna go to brunch. You want to join us?

Well, neither my schedule nor my waistline

will permit that,

but you two enjoy yourselves.

Bye, Lillian.

I mean, Rudy.

Bye, Whitley.

Come and visit us in Brooklyn.

Bring the crown.

That's very gracious of you, Rudy.

You know, Denise, it is amazing

how two sisters can be so entirely different.

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