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Dan, come on. I want to try and close. Sit down, sit down, damn it.

Okay, okay, god damn.

Well, I told you I wanted to come to the stores and I wanted to try on some things.

Okay, we'll try them on. You came here, now you can turn them on.

You need to stop talking back to your mother or I'm going to smack you. I don't care who's

around. You're going to sit...

I'm going to just sit here.

But you're not.

I am sitting here.

You're like your father, I swear. Just stop. I'm going to try on some things. Just be a

nice kid here, sit, you know.

I'm not going to go anywhere.

I told you what I wanted to do. Oh my god, look at this. Look at this, Dan, look.

That does look actually pretty good.

Isn't it? Look at the price.

Nice.

You think it'll fit?

I...

You think it'll fit? Okay, shh. Oh, I'm so excited. Oh my god. I can't believe I found

this. See? I told you go and talk to your mother.

All those stores will pay off eventually. Oh, I'm so excited. I can't wait. Oh, man.

Yeah, it's going to look good on you.

You think so? Oh, now you're going to be a sweet... just like your father, I'm telling

you. You know, talk sweet and... oh, I'm so excited. Just sit there and see, now it'll

be good. Be good for me, okay? Oh my god, I hope it fits. Please let it fit. Please let

it fit.

Oh, I'm so excited. Oh, this has got to fit. If it doesn't fit, it's still coming home

with me. I'll either have to gain weight or lose weight. This is fabulous. Oh, boy, these

changing rooms are so small.

They're all small.

Oh, I don't know why they do that. It's like, give me...

You doing all right in there?

Yeah, yeah, but there's no mirror. I'm going to have to come out. Damn. You'll get... you'll

get... I want your best opinion. I'll, you know, don't compare me to your girlfriends

or anything, but, you know, I'm your mom. Just give me some leeway here, but I really

think...

That's what I can.

Oh my god, I can't wait, because there's no mirror. Is there a mirror out there, honey?

I don't see one. I think you're just going to have to trust me.

All right, honey. Okay, here we go. Oh, I'm so nervous. Are you sure?

It looks pretty good.

Let me get out of this thing. They make them so small. I don't know what the...

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't

know. What do you think? What do you think? I mean, maybe the stockings don't go with

it, but...

I like them.

I mean, it was... did you see the price? Yeah? Do you like it?

I don't know. Maybe there's a stain or a rip or something.

Oh my god. Dan, what the hell are you doing?

We...

Are you sister hooking your fucking cock while your mom is...

Well, you were changing. It's kind of just boring.

Dan, are you serious? Is this serious?

This is the best time you've had so far.

I mean, I don't...

Come here. Up, up.

You want to stroke it?

Yeah, you know. Come on.

Go ahead.

No!

Let's see.

Let's see what you have.

Let's stroke it.

Just...

Come on.

For everybody to see.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Wow!

No wonder the girl's always banging on the doors and asking,

Where's Dan? Where's Dan?

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Sit down.

This is your...

You want me to just sit down here?

Yeah, yeah.

You've been stroking it.

God damn.

Honey.

Your father's does not look like that.

Where the hell did you get that?

Um, I don't know.

I mean, you can't ask him, but...

Wow.

That's my boy.

I can't really say, yeah, my boy's got a...

Wow.

It's okay.

Go ahead.

Stroke it.

See?

Now I'm gonna...

You're just gonna stand there in that outfit you bought?

Yeah.

I'm just gonna stand here and watch you stroke it.

That's your punishment, see?

Oh, my goodness.

Dan.

Honey.

What are you doing now?

Um, I'm tripped.

Honey, I just cannot not, not...

You just look so good.

Thanks, Mom.

Well, you're not even doing it right.

What?

I mean...

I mean, you're just...

I mean, you did a good job.

You got it nice and hard, but, you know, you need to give it...

Like, love it.

What?

Well...

Let my mom show you.

I've had lots of years' experience.

I don't have one or anything, but, you know.

Obviously.

Um.

Oh, and you like visual stimulation, right?

Just like everyone else?

What about Mom's tits?

Do you think that's too much?

I mean, I was watching you earlier.

Maybe see...

Kind of already...

So I made it?

No, your mom is blushing.

That's great.

Okay.

Well, let's see.

If this will...

Wow.

Dan.

Hi, Mom.

Do you like them?

Yeah, they're better close up.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's see.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe it.

Oh, you're such a bad boy, Dan.

Where did you learn your...

Oh, so bad.

So bad.

Um...

Okay, I'm gonna just show you how, you know...

You know.

It should be done.

Oh, my God.

Honey.

Oh, I like it.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Your dick is, like, awesome.

Am I doing okay?

Yeah.

I'm just glad you're not mad at me anymore.

Oh, how can I be mad at you?

Wow.

My dick is a compliment.

Thank you.

Your mom thanks you very much.

I'm so happy to see you guys again today.

I love you all.

I love you all.

I love you all.

I love you all.

I enjoyed my meal today.

I hope you enjoyed it, too.

Bye, bye.

I'm full now.

I'm full.

I'm full.

I'm full.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Give it to Mom.

Come on, Dan.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, Mom.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Do you like helping Mom try on clothes now?

Yeah.

You'll be a good boy?

Yeah, I'll be a good boy.

Great.