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Don't, don't! 13 00:00:25,846 --> 00:00:26,914 -[giggles] 14 00:00:26,915 --> 00:00:28,281 -Wha- who even takes that? 15 00:00:28,416 --> 00:00:29,782 -I don't know. 16 00:00:30,752 --> 00:00:32,651 Ritche: Thank you. 17 00:00:32,652 --> 00:00:34,421 I'm getting pretty good at photography. 18 00:00:34,422 --> 00:00:35,823 I got some really great shots. 19 00:00:35,824 --> 00:00:38,025 Adult mark (v.O.): Back then, you never knew what you had 20 00:00:38,026 --> 00:00:40,093 Until they were developed. 21 00:00:40,095 --> 00:00:43,730 Unfortunately, the photo shop did not have "photoshop." 22 00:00:43,732 --> 00:00:45,764 -Some of these are pretty avant garde. 23 00:00:45,801 --> 00:00:47,400 -You mean terrible? 24 00:00:47,469 --> 00:00:48,979 -I got doubles. You guys want? 25 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:50,805 -No, no, thanks. -No, thanks, we're good. 26 00:00:50,806 --> 00:00:52,505 -We're good. -Yeah. 27 00:00:52,507 --> 00:00:53,606 Ritche: Okay. 28 00:00:56,244 --> 00:00:58,211 -Hey, dick. 29 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,246 This, uh, box came for ya. 30 00:01:02,684 --> 00:01:04,117 Dick: Holy frig! 31 00:01:04,119 --> 00:01:07,120 Me records are here! 32 00:01:07,122 --> 00:01:11,391 "don't be a dick," by dick dunphy. 33 00:01:11,393 --> 00:01:12,592 One for you... 34 00:01:12,593 --> 00:01:13,660 One for you. 35 00:01:13,661 --> 00:01:14,961 -Good god! 36 00:01:14,962 --> 00:01:17,064 You should be playin' songs, dick, not singin' 'em. 37 00:01:17,065 --> 00:01:19,535 Mike jr: Oh, lots of djs make their own songs, dad. 38 00:01:19,536 --> 00:01:20,835 I mean, there's wolfman jack, 39 00:01:20,836 --> 00:01:22,602 Rick dees' the "disco duck"... 40 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:23,684 -What if it's no good? 41 00:01:23,805 --> 00:01:24,855 -Hey, come on... 42 00:01:24,939 --> 00:01:27,206 There's only one way to find out! 43 00:01:28,476 --> 00:01:30,142 -Hello, my lovelies! 44 00:01:30,178 --> 00:01:33,412 It's dick dunphy here, with my new song, 45 00:01:33,414 --> 00:01:35,448 "don't be a dick." 46 00:01:35,449 --> 00:01:36,884 [song with fast beat playing] 47 00:01:36,885 --> 00:01:38,618 ? there was a boy named richard ? 48 00:01:38,619 --> 00:01:40,087 ? his parents called him rick ? 49 00:01:40,088 --> 00:01:41,722 ? his brudders called him ricky ? 50 00:01:41,723 --> 00:01:43,557 ? but those names, they did not stick ? 51 00:01:43,558 --> 00:01:46,026 ? his mudder said be careful, news travels quick ? 52 00:01:46,027 --> 00:01:48,761 ? you can be most anything, but don't be a dick... ? 53 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:50,162 -Oh, this is a hit! 54 00:01:50,163 --> 00:01:52,099 -New owner's pushing us to do more promo. 55 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:53,660 First he got me doin' that song, 56 00:01:53,661 --> 00:01:55,536 Now he's got your dad writin' a book! 57 00:01:55,537 --> 00:01:56,636 -Okay... 58 00:01:56,637 --> 00:01:58,105 -Whoa... Dad, you're writing a book? 59 00:01:58,106 --> 00:02:00,506 -Ah, it's just some more free promo, you know? 60 00:02:00,507 --> 00:02:02,610 They want something by the grocery store check-outs. 61 00:02:02,611 --> 00:02:03,844 It's just free advertising. 62 00:02:03,845 --> 00:02:05,613 -Oh, come on, you're great with words! 63 00:02:05,614 --> 00:02:07,112 It'll be a cinch for you. 64 00:02:07,149 --> 00:02:09,849 ? don't be a dick, my son, don't be a dick ? 65 00:02:09,850 --> 00:02:12,319 ? rick, ricky, richard, well, they all have a kick ? 66 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,154 ? oh, don't be a dick, my son, don't be a dick... ? 67 00:02:15,289 --> 00:02:17,457 [indistinct lyrics] 68 00:02:17,592 --> 00:02:19,725 -A coffee, please. 69 00:02:20,862 --> 00:02:24,197 -Coffee's free. It's seniors' day. 70 00:02:24,199 --> 00:02:25,865 -I'll have you know 71 00:02:25,866 --> 00:02:27,768 That I still get carded at the liquor store. 72 00:02:27,769 --> 00:02:29,602 I am not a friggin' senior! 73 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:30,736 Here. 74 00:02:30,872 --> 00:02:32,571 -I- I can't, ma'am. 75 00:02:32,607 --> 00:02:33,706 -"ma'am"? 76 00:02:33,775 --> 00:02:34,907 I'm a "miss." 77 00:02:34,976 --> 00:02:37,476 A "missus," maybe, but I am no "ma'am"! 78 00:02:37,546 --> 00:02:38,596 [slams money down] 79 00:02:38,613 --> 00:02:43,483 ? 80 00:02:43,485 --> 00:02:44,984 Oh... 81 00:02:46,421 --> 00:02:47,471 Aw... 82 00:02:47,489 --> 00:02:49,021 Man: Excuse me, miss? 83 00:02:49,057 --> 00:02:50,657 -"miss"? -[magical music] 84 00:02:50,792 --> 00:02:53,293 -You are so beautiful. 85 00:02:53,428 --> 00:02:54,694 -Oh...! 86 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:56,528 -May I take your photo? 87 00:02:56,565 --> 00:02:57,763 -Ah...? 88 00:02:57,799 --> 00:02:59,565 -So, we'll come this way. 89 00:02:59,634 --> 00:03:01,200 -Oh! 90 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,905 - Merci beau-cule, mes amis. 91 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,107 -Okay, it's " merci beaucoup ." 92 00:03:08,143 --> 00:03:09,842 " merci, beau cule " means, 93 00:03:09,844 --> 00:03:11,177 "thanks, nice butt." 94 00:03:11,246 --> 00:03:14,513 - Well, merci beau cule, mes amis. 95 00:03:14,549 --> 00:03:16,449 -Stop. -What? 96 00:03:16,450 --> 00:03:17,952 -Maybe your french isn't good enough 97 00:03:17,953 --> 00:03:19,652 To be the lead in a french play. 98 00:03:19,653 --> 00:03:21,121 -I learn my lines phonetically. 99 00:03:21,122 --> 00:03:23,456 -Yeah, you guys are gonna bomb. 100 00:03:23,457 --> 00:03:24,558 Wish I could come watch. 101 00:03:24,559 --> 00:03:26,727 Ritche: We get to spend seven hours in a bus, 102 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:27,994 And you're gonna miss it. 103 00:03:27,995 --> 00:03:29,296 Mark: No, it's a real tour! 104 00:03:29,297 --> 00:03:31,131 We're gonna be playing the biggest french school 105 00:03:31,132 --> 00:03:32,666 In the entire catholic school district, 106 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:35,668 Staying in a hotel, like real actors! 107 00:03:35,704 --> 00:03:37,937 It'll be amazing! 108 00:03:38,006 --> 00:03:40,807 But- but probably super boring, right... 109 00:03:40,809 --> 00:03:42,341 -All I ever do is work. 110 00:03:42,477 --> 00:03:45,878 My high school memories will be fake barf and lava lamps. 111 00:03:45,879 --> 00:03:47,581 -We'll make our own memories, right? 112 00:03:47,582 --> 00:03:50,149 Let's take a photo. 113 00:03:50,151 --> 00:03:52,719 -Sorry, there are only 27 shots in a roll, 114 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,854 And I gotta be selective. 115 00:03:53,855 --> 00:03:55,287 -Take it! 116 00:03:55,323 --> 00:03:56,373 -[sighs] 117 00:03:57,825 --> 00:03:58,924 [camera clicks] 118 00:03:58,994 --> 00:04:02,428 -Madam, you are a natural beauty. 119 00:04:02,464 --> 00:04:04,297 -I should get my groceries home. 120 00:04:04,366 --> 00:04:06,766 -You must have done some modelling in the past. 121 00:04:06,835 --> 00:04:08,034 -Well, actually... 122 00:04:08,169 --> 00:04:11,103 I was in the miss newfoundland pageant once, 123 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:13,706 But I had to drop out when I got... 124 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:15,174 When I became a mom. 125 00:04:15,175 --> 00:04:16,176 -It's free! 126 00:04:16,177 --> 00:04:19,579 You just pay for any photos you order. 127 00:04:19,581 --> 00:04:21,180 -No harm in that, I guess. 128 00:04:21,182 --> 00:04:22,315 -Okay! 129 00:04:22,317 --> 00:04:23,649 [chuckles playfully] 130 00:04:23,718 --> 00:04:26,886 ? 131 00:04:27,856 --> 00:04:29,054 -"details... Are... 132 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:30,255 "scanty. 133 00:04:30,292 --> 00:04:31,858 "a life in news... 134 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:32,910 "by mike critch." 135 00:04:32,994 --> 00:04:34,260 [typewriter dings] 136 00:04:36,531 --> 00:04:38,431 "chapter one"... 137 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:39,550 [stops typing] 138 00:04:43,471 --> 00:04:48,674 ? 139 00:04:48,677 --> 00:04:50,009 [sighs] 140 00:04:50,078 --> 00:04:52,078 ? 141 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,146 Bit of a wobble there. 142 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:57,282 -What you doing? 143 00:04:57,319 --> 00:04:58,484 -Be quiet. 144 00:04:58,553 --> 00:04:59,952 -Hm? -I'm trying to write! 145 00:04:59,954 --> 00:05:01,820 -Oh... What you writing? 146 00:05:01,856 --> 00:05:03,156 -My memoirs. 147 00:05:03,157 --> 00:05:04,291 -Ooh! 148 00:05:04,292 --> 00:05:05,925 [typing] 149 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:07,960 [stops typing] 150 00:05:07,962 --> 00:05:09,896 -You finished? 151 00:05:09,897 --> 00:05:11,965 -Look, I can't concentrate with all this racket! 152 00:05:11,966 --> 00:05:13,016 -Mm-hm... Alright. 153 00:05:13,034 --> 00:05:14,200 Want a cup of tea? 154 00:05:14,202 --> 00:05:15,901 -No. 155 00:05:15,937 --> 00:05:18,171 -I'll leave you to it, then. 156 00:05:18,306 --> 00:05:22,909 ? 157 00:05:22,911 --> 00:05:24,844 -Actually, a cup of tea would be nice. 158 00:05:26,448 --> 00:05:28,581 Shopkeeper: What does madam think? 159 00:05:28,716 --> 00:05:29,982 -I love it. 160 00:05:30,051 --> 00:05:32,552 -How many can I put you down for? 161 00:05:32,687 --> 00:05:34,353 -Oh, just this one is fine. 162 00:05:34,356 --> 00:05:35,688 Thank you so much! 163 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:36,989 [giggles] bye, now! 164 00:05:40,729 --> 00:05:44,497 [audience shouting and jeering] 165 00:05:44,498 --> 00:05:47,334 Adult mark (v.O.): The french hadn't seen a bomb like this 166 00:05:47,335 --> 00:05:48,400 Since napoleon. 167 00:05:48,436 --> 00:05:50,536 -Bienvenue. 168 00:05:50,572 --> 00:05:52,672 Je m'appelle michelle. 169 00:05:52,674 --> 00:05:54,006 [audience laughing] 170 00:05:54,042 --> 00:05:57,276 Mark: Uh, nous fais-ons un spec-tacle pour... 171 00:05:57,345 --> 00:05:58,611 Vous! 172 00:05:58,746 --> 00:06:00,379 Et- et la... 173 00:06:00,415 --> 00:06:02,014 Line? Uh... 174 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:04,417 -[quietly] " je suis monsieur lapin ." 175 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:07,620 -Je suis monsieur lapin! 176 00:06:07,755 --> 00:06:10,423 [audience booing] 177 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,593 Mr. Lewis: Well... 178 00:06:13,594 --> 00:06:14,660 That was terrible. 179 00:06:14,796 --> 00:06:16,361 Here. 180 00:06:16,398 --> 00:06:17,763 Two to a room. 181 00:06:17,766 --> 00:06:19,565 Stay away from the mini bars. 182 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:20,633 No partying. 183 00:06:20,768 --> 00:06:22,998 And if you need me, I'm gonna be in the lounge. 184 00:06:23,037 --> 00:06:25,238 Do not go in the bar no matter what. 185 00:06:25,239 --> 00:06:27,341 I don't wanna know what ye crowd are doing, 186 00:06:27,342 --> 00:06:30,209 And I sure as hell don't want you to know what I'm doing. 187 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:31,678 Anyway, you kids just behave yourselves. 188 00:06:31,679 --> 00:06:34,113 Lobby call, 7:15 am, sharp. 189 00:06:34,248 --> 00:06:35,381 Okay? 190 00:06:35,383 --> 00:06:38,284 Now, fair play, I might be a little late, yeah? 191 00:06:38,286 --> 00:06:40,319 Right. You're on your own! 192 00:06:40,321 --> 00:06:41,371 Giddy-up! 193 00:06:42,891 --> 00:06:45,124 Kid: Whoa, look at that! 194 00:06:45,193 --> 00:06:46,425 Ritche: Yeah, I got it. 195 00:06:48,729 --> 00:06:50,463 [bossa nova music] 196 00:06:50,465 --> 00:06:52,398 [ice cubes clinking] 197 00:06:52,399 --> 00:06:54,134 Adult mark (v.O.): Life on the road. 198 00:06:54,135 --> 00:06:55,868 Debauchery at every turn. 199 00:06:55,870 --> 00:06:58,103 Mini bars full of pop and chocolate. 200 00:06:58,139 --> 00:07:00,489 Scrambled adult movies that you had to be like 201 00:07:00,575 --> 00:07:02,475 A safe-cracker to see. 202 00:07:03,745 --> 00:07:04,945 [laughter and yelling] 203 00:07:05,079 --> 00:07:06,746 -It's crazy out there! 204 00:07:06,747 --> 00:07:08,816 I'm finally gonna get some good photos! 205 00:07:08,817 --> 00:07:10,917 [laughter and yelling] 206 00:07:10,919 --> 00:07:13,285 Kid: Run faster! Go! 207 00:07:13,321 --> 00:07:17,656 [laughter and yelling continues] 208 00:07:17,657 --> 00:07:20,227 Adult mark (v.O.): Ritche was now a war zone photographer. 209 00:07:20,228 --> 00:07:22,160 Kid: Faster! Faster! 210 00:07:22,197 --> 00:07:25,030 [laughter and yelling continues] 211 00:07:25,066 --> 00:07:27,700 Adult mark (v.O.): I had my own battle to wage. 212 00:07:27,769 --> 00:07:30,202 [tv static] 213 00:07:30,205 --> 00:07:34,439 [alternative rock music] 214 00:07:34,476 --> 00:07:35,526 [music stops] 215 00:07:36,644 --> 00:07:39,478 [door opens and closes] 216 00:07:39,613 --> 00:07:41,613 Mike jr: Hey, do you have any turkey? 217 00:07:41,649 --> 00:07:43,516 -Hmm? -Ooh, what's this? 218 00:07:43,518 --> 00:07:45,051 -I... Nothing. 219 00:07:45,186 --> 00:07:47,720 -I didn't know you could do that with your face! 220 00:07:47,789 --> 00:07:49,188 -You mean posing? 221 00:07:49,323 --> 00:07:51,724 I used to do some modelling just for fun. 222 00:07:51,793 --> 00:07:53,259 -You were a model? 223 00:07:53,261 --> 00:07:55,327 -Is that so hard to believe? 224 00:07:55,363 --> 00:07:56,413 Oh... 225 00:08:00,935 --> 00:08:04,703 -"miss newfoundland contestant mary bell of st. John's 226 00:08:04,739 --> 00:08:08,074 "poses in a coat from ayre's." 227 00:08:08,076 --> 00:08:11,910 My god, mom, you used to be really pretty! 228 00:08:11,946 --> 00:08:14,647 -Used to be? 229 00:08:14,782 --> 00:08:15,881 -I- I... 230 00:08:15,884 --> 00:08:17,850 You still are. It's just you're... 231 00:08:17,852 --> 00:08:21,387 You're... Mom pretty. 232 00:08:21,522 --> 00:08:22,621 No, I... 233 00:08:22,657 --> 00:08:23,956 I- I didn't... 234 00:08:24,091 --> 00:08:25,141 -Well... 235 00:08:25,226 --> 00:08:27,392 What is it you're after? Turkey? 236 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:32,598 -Jimmy it to the left a little! 237 00:08:32,634 --> 00:08:34,000 I think I see a boob! 238 00:08:34,135 --> 00:08:35,634 [tv static] 239 00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:36,720 [knock on door] 240 00:08:37,939 --> 00:08:39,104 -Coming. 241 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,175 [tv static in background] 242 00:08:43,244 --> 00:08:44,294 -Can I come in? 243 00:08:44,312 --> 00:08:45,811 Ritche: Whoa! Oh my god! 244 00:08:45,813 --> 00:08:47,680 -Uh, we- we were just... 245 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:51,317 Sure, yeah. 246 00:08:51,386 --> 00:08:55,388 [tv static continues] 247 00:08:55,390 --> 00:08:57,356 Cara: Oh, can I talk to you in private? 248 00:08:57,425 --> 00:09:00,192 I promise it won't take long. 249 00:09:00,194 --> 00:09:03,929 -Sorry, buddy, we're gonna need the room. 250 00:09:03,932 --> 00:09:05,764 -[quietly] so close. 251 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:12,071 [door opens and closes] 252 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:14,006 -[crying] 253 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,075 -Whoa... What's wrong? 254 00:09:16,144 --> 00:09:18,411 -I just needed a break. 255 00:09:18,546 --> 00:09:21,076 The girls are making fun of me because I don't know 256 00:09:21,115 --> 00:09:24,083 The names of any new kids on the block. 257 00:09:24,152 --> 00:09:26,618 -Here. 258 00:09:26,654 --> 00:09:29,288 -Thanks. 259 00:09:29,357 --> 00:09:31,557 -I can also offer you a pen, a notepad, 260 00:09:31,692 --> 00:09:33,025 A toblerone...? 261 00:09:34,629 --> 00:09:37,430 -I can't believe this is happening again . 262 00:09:37,431 --> 00:09:39,899 I was getting bullied so bad at my last school, 263 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:41,900 I had to switch. 264 00:09:41,936 --> 00:09:44,837 Girls always say I'm weird because I don't care about 265 00:09:44,972 --> 00:09:47,172 Boys or makeup. 266 00:09:47,241 --> 00:09:49,308 I care about things that matter! 267 00:09:49,377 --> 00:09:51,611 Social justice, women's rights. 268 00:09:51,746 --> 00:09:53,178 Poetry! 269 00:09:53,214 --> 00:09:59,117 [poignant music] 270 00:09:59,153 --> 00:10:00,386 -Why don't I... 271 00:10:00,388 --> 00:10:01,438 -Go? 272 00:10:01,456 --> 00:10:04,323 -Stay a little longer? 273 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:07,459 Just until the other girls are asleep. 274 00:10:07,495 --> 00:10:08,545 -Sure. 275 00:10:10,865 --> 00:10:12,064 -So, anyway, 276 00:10:12,199 --> 00:10:13,865 When I was at my old school... 277 00:10:17,338 --> 00:10:19,071 [pop grumbling] 278 00:10:19,107 --> 00:10:20,673 -Would you stop? 279 00:10:21,494 --> 00:10:23,410 -Stop what? 280 00:10:23,411 --> 00:10:25,478 -Your... Breathing. 281 00:10:25,613 --> 00:10:27,813 -You know, that's not up to you. 282 00:10:27,815 --> 00:10:29,314 That's up to god. 283 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:31,383 -I'm trying to write. 284 00:10:31,386 --> 00:10:33,076 -Alright. Alright, then, come on. 285 00:10:33,087 --> 00:10:35,754 Read out what you've written so far. 286 00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:39,158 -"October 14th, 1943, I flew to thule, greenland 287 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,693 "with the american forces. 288 00:10:40,695 --> 00:10:44,196 "the plane touched down October 15th at 0600 hours. 289 00:10:44,331 --> 00:10:46,298 "it was an overnight flight across"- 290 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:49,301 -Hello, god, can I stop breathing now? 291 00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:50,569 -What's wrong with that? 292 00:10:50,705 --> 00:10:52,237 -Bo-o-ring! 293 00:10:52,273 --> 00:10:53,839 Go on, read on. 294 00:10:53,908 --> 00:10:56,308 -"in 1959, I was approached by joe murphy 295 00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:58,711 "to fill in as weekend newsman at vocm radio." 296 00:10:58,713 --> 00:11:02,081 -Oh, jesus, just spice it up a bit! 297 00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:04,049 Come on, you weren't approached. 298 00:11:04,118 --> 00:11:05,817 You were begged. 299 00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:08,320 You were seduced. 300 00:11:08,321 --> 00:11:10,523 I mean, what the hell is the matter with you? 301 00:11:10,524 --> 00:11:13,459 You sit there all day writing news stories about what? 302 00:11:13,528 --> 00:11:16,529 Fender benders and salmonella warnings, 303 00:11:16,664 --> 00:11:19,331 As if it's world war iii and the coronation! 304 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,383 -That's news. 305 00:11:20,401 --> 00:11:21,481 This isn't news, it's... 306 00:11:21,602 --> 00:11:22,868 Olds. 307 00:11:22,937 --> 00:11:26,271 Looking back, I feel like I haven't done much at all. 308 00:11:26,406 --> 00:11:28,007 -Well, you're not wrong there. 309 00:11:28,142 --> 00:11:29,675 Come on, let me have a look. 310 00:11:29,744 --> 00:11:31,276 Oh, dear... 311 00:11:31,312 --> 00:11:33,479 Good god. 312 00:11:33,481 --> 00:11:35,480 Oh, look at this nonsense. 313 00:11:35,516 --> 00:11:36,949 Pfft! 314 00:11:37,018 --> 00:11:39,151 -Yeah, I'm really excited to do it. 315 00:11:39,187 --> 00:11:40,619 I'm kind of scared... 316 00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,422 Adult mark (v.O.): There's nothing like a sleepover 317 00:11:42,423 --> 00:11:44,290 To bring two kids closer together. 318 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:46,159 It's like the real world disappears, 319 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:49,829 And all that's left are the secrets that you share. 320 00:11:49,964 --> 00:11:51,564 Cara: Iced tea, apple juice... 321 00:11:51,699 --> 00:11:54,233 -Eugh, iced tea? [indistinct] 322 00:11:54,302 --> 00:11:56,168 -I just love reading. 323 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,504 I used to not like it... [voice fades out] 324 00:11:58,506 --> 00:12:00,105 ? 325 00:12:00,107 --> 00:12:03,108 Announcer (tv): This concludes our broadcast day. 326 00:12:03,177 --> 00:12:04,309 [door opens] 327 00:12:04,345 --> 00:12:06,979 [ringing sound on tv] 328 00:12:07,048 --> 00:12:08,180 [door closes] 329 00:12:08,182 --> 00:12:11,183 [off-air single tone playing on tv] 330 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,318 [shutter snaps] 331 00:12:19,827 --> 00:12:22,394 ? 332 00:12:22,463 --> 00:12:26,131 [laughter and chatter] 333 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:28,467 -Happy Monday to you too. 334 00:12:28,602 --> 00:12:31,670 [chatter continues] 335 00:12:31,672 --> 00:12:34,273 Girl: Oh, look at this one! 336 00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:35,475 Mark: Are those from the trip? 337 00:12:35,476 --> 00:12:38,076 -Yeah. 338 00:12:38,146 --> 00:12:40,145 Check them out. 339 00:12:43,351 --> 00:12:44,550 -No... 340 00:12:44,552 --> 00:12:46,418 -It really tells a story, you know? 341 00:12:46,487 --> 00:12:49,221 -A story... That isn't true! 342 00:12:49,257 --> 00:12:50,756 We just talked! 343 00:12:50,757 --> 00:12:52,992 I mean, cara had to change schools because she got bullied. 344 00:12:52,993 --> 00:12:55,695 And if this picture goes around, people will make fun of her, 345 00:12:55,696 --> 00:12:56,630 And me too! 346 00:12:56,631 --> 00:12:58,031 I- I don't wanna change schools! 347 00:12:58,032 --> 00:12:59,097 -Don't worry. 348 00:12:59,098 --> 00:13:00,400 Fox knows you wouldn't do anything. 349 00:13:00,401 --> 00:13:03,235 -What's fox got to... 350 00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:04,502 Fox! 351 00:13:04,503 --> 00:13:07,541 How many more copies of this do you have? 352 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:09,941 -So, I have mine... 353 00:13:09,977 --> 00:13:11,276 -So, that's it? 354 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,878 -They had a sale on. 355 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,046 -What kind of sale? 356 00:13:14,048 --> 00:13:15,781 -Double the doubles. 357 00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:16,982 -Quadruples?! 358 00:13:16,984 --> 00:13:19,094 -People are finally liking my pictures! 359 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,352 -Where are they all? 360 00:13:21,355 --> 00:13:24,957 [ominous music] 361 00:13:25,092 --> 00:13:26,158 -Ah! 362 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,060 [tense music] 363 00:13:28,062 --> 00:13:29,261 Mark: Gimme that! 364 00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:32,998 Student: Sick. These are hilarious. 365 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,833 Luggage cart, down stairs. 366 00:13:34,869 --> 00:13:36,859 Wait, see this one? Looks like they're... 367 00:13:36,971 --> 00:13:38,203 -Nothing happened. 368 00:13:38,204 --> 00:13:39,906 Can- can you just give me the photo? 369 00:13:39,907 --> 00:13:41,957 I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea. 370 00:13:42,009 --> 00:13:43,059 -Alright, I got ya. 371 00:13:44,879 --> 00:13:46,145 Five bucks. 372 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,345 -Oh-ho-ho! 373 00:13:47,481 --> 00:13:48,546 Some sexy! 374 00:13:48,547 --> 00:13:49,749 -Come on, just give it back! 375 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,418 -Oh, you want it? What's it worth? 376 00:13:51,419 --> 00:13:52,484 -Five- five bucks? 377 00:13:52,485 --> 00:13:53,620 -Yeah, that's my five bucks. 378 00:13:53,621 --> 00:13:55,888 -You want it? Take it. 379 00:13:55,889 --> 00:13:58,925 Adult mark (v.O.): The nerd's dreaded enemy... 380 00:13:58,926 --> 00:14:00,859 Keepaway. 381 00:14:00,895 --> 00:14:03,528 -What's all this? 382 00:14:03,564 --> 00:14:06,265 [dramatic music] 383 00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:09,101 -We should never have allowed boys into this school. 384 00:14:09,236 --> 00:14:15,040 Look at all the depravity it led to! 385 00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:17,709 I shall be speaking to mr. Lewis about this! 386 00:14:17,711 --> 00:14:19,341 -He didn't know. He was in the bar. 387 00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:21,847 -Shut up! 388 00:14:24,185 --> 00:14:25,583 [both sigh] 389 00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:29,054 -Hey. 390 00:14:29,056 --> 00:14:30,256 What was all that about? 391 00:14:30,258 --> 00:14:31,657 -Nuns, am I right? 392 00:14:31,658 --> 00:14:33,627 Fox: These are the photos from the big trip? 393 00:14:33,628 --> 00:14:35,127 -They turned out... Bad. 394 00:14:35,262 --> 00:14:36,528 Like, very bad. 395 00:14:36,597 --> 00:14:38,263 -Looks like I missed a time. 396 00:14:38,299 --> 00:14:40,169 -Nah, not really. It was super boring. 397 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,402 -You call riding a luggage cart down the stairs boring? 398 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,670 -Oh, missed that. We- we were sound asleep. 399 00:14:45,806 --> 00:14:48,240 -How'd he take the photo if he was asleep? 400 00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:50,142 -Huh? 401 00:14:50,277 --> 00:14:54,913 -Well, you said "we" were asleep. 402 00:14:55,048 --> 00:14:56,147 -I- I meant me. 403 00:14:56,183 --> 00:14:57,483 Just- just me. 404 00:14:57,485 --> 00:14:58,617 Uh... 405 00:14:58,752 --> 00:15:00,953 I- I used the royal "we," because- 406 00:15:00,955 --> 00:15:03,088 Because I'm the king of sleeping! 407 00:15:03,124 --> 00:15:05,157 Fox: You're so weird. 408 00:15:05,159 --> 00:15:06,209 But cute. 409 00:15:06,293 --> 00:15:07,359 Here. 410 00:15:07,395 --> 00:15:08,627 -Thanks. 411 00:15:08,628 --> 00:15:10,763 Adult mark (v.O.): They say a picture is worth 412 00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:12,632 A thousand words, but shutting up is priceless. 413 00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:14,165 -Oh my god. 414 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,535 -[typing] -[upbeat music on radio] 415 00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:16,635 Pop: So, what you got? 416 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:18,636 Let's see what you got here... 417 00:15:18,673 --> 00:15:20,372 "the sky was grey. 418 00:15:20,374 --> 00:15:24,275 "the fog hung in the air... 419 00:15:24,312 --> 00:15:26,312 "don't be a dick. Don't be a dick. 420 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,480 "don't be a..." 421 00:15:28,481 --> 00:15:30,350 -Would somebody turn off that bloody radio?! 422 00:15:30,351 --> 00:15:31,401 I'm trying to work! 423 00:15:31,518 --> 00:15:32,851 Pop: Jesus. 424 00:15:36,524 --> 00:15:39,090 Hm... 425 00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:40,459 -What's all this? 426 00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:42,161 -All what? 427 00:15:42,163 --> 00:15:43,228 Mike: You- 428 00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:44,830 -Careful. 429 00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:47,066 Mary: I got my hair done, do you mean? 430 00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:48,266 You like it? 431 00:15:48,302 --> 00:15:49,534 It's the latest. 432 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,603 Donna says it takes ten years off. 433 00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:54,239 -And what does it add on? 434 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:56,474 -What happened to "careful"? 435 00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,676 Mary, honey, what's goin' on? 436 00:16:02,883 --> 00:16:03,933 -[sighs] 437 00:16:03,934 --> 00:16:06,052 I got my pictures taken so I'd feel pretty, 438 00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:08,888 But then I saw my old modelling pictures of when I was prettier, 439 00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:11,023 And lately I just feel so packin' old 440 00:16:11,092 --> 00:16:13,291 So I got my hair done so I'd look younger. 441 00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:16,561 But I know it makes me look older, and... [sighs] 442 00:16:16,597 --> 00:16:19,832 Well, now I just don't really give a flyin' frig. 443 00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:21,967 -At least you had modelling days! 444 00:16:21,969 --> 00:16:23,719 I'm trying to write this damn book 445 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,905 And I'm starting to realize I've never gone anywhere, 446 00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:27,305 I've never seen anything... 447 00:16:27,341 --> 00:16:28,706 Pop: Alright, enough! 448 00:16:28,743 --> 00:16:32,444 For god's sakes, stop your whining. 449 00:16:32,446 --> 00:16:35,047 I mean, you're both getting older, okay? 450 00:16:35,049 --> 00:16:38,851 I mean, that's just the way it is, life. 451 00:16:38,853 --> 00:16:41,520 You know, one day you're gonna look back, 452 00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:43,522 And believe it or not, 453 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,591 This is gonna be the time in your life 454 00:16:45,726 --> 00:16:47,493 That you wish you could get back. 455 00:16:47,495 --> 00:16:49,094 -[chuckles] 456 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,830 -And you'll give everything you can 457 00:16:50,831 --> 00:16:53,065 For just one second of it here and now, 458 00:16:53,134 --> 00:16:57,335 In this house, with the people that you love. 459 00:16:57,405 --> 00:17:02,007 ? 460 00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:04,543 You know what? 461 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:08,280 These are the good old days. 462 00:17:08,415 --> 00:17:14,652 ? 463 00:17:14,688 --> 00:17:17,155 -I'm gonna wash me jeezly hair. 464 00:17:17,191 --> 00:17:19,224 [both chuckle] 465 00:17:20,361 --> 00:17:26,031 [starts typing] 466 00:17:29,703 --> 00:17:33,273 -Cara! I need to tell you something! 467 00:17:33,274 --> 00:17:34,706 -Thanks a lot! 468 00:17:34,707 --> 00:17:36,709 I came to you because I was getting bullied 469 00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:39,000 And now the whole school is talking about me! 470 00:17:39,013 --> 00:17:40,712 Saying I'm easy. 471 00:17:40,713 --> 00:17:42,515 -I'm really sorry. It- it wasn't me! 472 00:17:42,516 --> 00:17:45,117 -I thought we were friends. 473 00:17:45,186 --> 00:17:46,785 -Cara... 474 00:17:50,457 --> 00:17:51,777 [paper flutters to floor] 475 00:17:58,532 --> 00:18:02,134 [mysterious music] 476 00:18:04,404 --> 00:18:05,454 -[sighs] 477 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:11,611 Adult mark (v.O.): It felt like the only person 478 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,345 Who didn't know in school was fox. 479 00:18:13,347 --> 00:18:15,046 And I had to keep it that way. 480 00:18:15,182 --> 00:18:18,283 I couldn't believe her own brother was blackmailing me. 481 00:18:18,319 --> 00:18:19,884 Mark: Jason! I know it's you! 482 00:18:19,885 --> 00:18:21,354 Give it before your sister sees! 483 00:18:21,355 --> 00:18:23,422 Fox: Sees what? 484 00:18:23,424 --> 00:18:24,923 This? 485 00:18:24,992 --> 00:18:26,558 -No. Uh, uh... 486 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,226 It- it's not what it looks like! 487 00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:31,095 -Really? 'cause to me, it looks like... 488 00:18:31,096 --> 00:18:32,165 You're boning. 489 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,232 [jason snickers] 490 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:37,903 Mark: Fox! Nothing happened! 491 00:18:37,905 --> 00:18:39,971 It- it's just a stupid photo! 492 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,841 -I've known about it the whole time. 493 00:18:42,976 --> 00:18:44,676 -What? 494 00:18:51,185 --> 00:18:52,451 -Oh. 495 00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:55,053 They're too young to be gettin' into that. 496 00:18:56,323 --> 00:18:58,257 -Look... Nothing happened. 497 00:18:58,259 --> 00:18:59,858 It's just a... Picture! 498 00:18:59,927 --> 00:19:01,193 It doesn't mean anything. 499 00:19:01,328 --> 00:19:03,361 -I'm not mad about the picture, dummy. 500 00:19:03,362 --> 00:19:04,497 I know nothing happened. 501 00:19:04,498 --> 00:19:06,098 You got no game. 502 00:19:06,099 --> 00:19:07,867 Well, I mean, it took you three years 503 00:19:07,868 --> 00:19:09,201 To make a move on me. 504 00:19:09,203 --> 00:19:11,013 Adult mark (v.O.): She knew me so well. 505 00:19:11,014 --> 00:19:12,906 -I'm mad that you were running around like crazy 506 00:19:12,907 --> 00:19:14,272 Trying to cover it up. 507 00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:17,018 It just makes you look guilty and me look like an idiot. 508 00:19:17,044 --> 00:19:19,211 Cara too. 509 00:19:19,213 --> 00:19:20,278 You can talk to me. 510 00:19:20,347 --> 00:19:22,414 You know that, right? 511 00:19:22,415 --> 00:19:23,483 -Yeah. 512 00:19:23,484 --> 00:19:24,983 Sorry. 513 00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:27,186 -Don't do it again, dickhead. 514 00:19:29,356 --> 00:19:30,922 Here. 515 00:19:30,925 --> 00:19:32,624 Ritche's photos weren't all bad. 516 00:19:32,759 --> 00:19:36,961 [soft, uplifting music] 517 00:19:36,997 --> 00:19:40,265 ? 518 00:19:41,969 --> 00:19:43,768 Mary: How's it comin' along? 519 00:19:43,804 --> 00:19:46,405 -Oh, there she is. 520 00:19:46,407 --> 00:19:49,708 You look beautiful. 521 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:53,378 -Can't be that bad, hm? 522 00:19:53,414 --> 00:19:56,715 Okay, it is. 523 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:59,784 There must be something salvageable in here, hmm? 524 00:19:59,853 --> 00:20:02,454 -Uh, no, no, that's private. 525 00:20:02,589 --> 00:20:05,057 -"I'm always the first one into work. 526 00:20:05,192 --> 00:20:06,992 "not because I love my job, 527 00:20:06,994 --> 00:20:08,993 "but because the sooner I get there, 528 00:20:09,029 --> 00:20:11,263 "the sooner I get to go home. 529 00:20:11,332 --> 00:20:14,666 "I've been married to my wife for 26 years, 530 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:19,004 "and I love her more each day since I first laid eyes on her 531 00:20:19,073 --> 00:20:23,341 "on June 16th, 1963 at 1700 hours." 532 00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:25,043 Oh, mike! 533 00:20:25,112 --> 00:20:26,478 Aww... 534 00:20:26,613 --> 00:20:28,413 -And why did I marry her? 535 00:20:28,449 --> 00:20:30,549 Because she was pregnant! 536 00:20:30,684 --> 00:20:32,483 Drama! 537 00:20:35,456 --> 00:20:40,892 ? 538 00:20:41,027 --> 00:20:42,728 [shutter clicks] 539 00:20:42,863 --> 00:20:44,029 -[chuckles] 540 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,765 Adult mark (v.O.): A picture doesn't always 541 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:48,366 Tell the whole story. 542 00:20:48,435 --> 00:20:51,236 The pictures we choose to frame don't always show us 543 00:20:51,238 --> 00:20:53,771 Our true selves. 544 00:20:53,807 --> 00:20:56,507 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 545 00:20:56,643 --> 00:21:00,045 Some pictures we take just for ourselves. 546 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:02,847 Without someone to remember who the picture's of, 547 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:07,786 It's just a moment trapped in a dusty frame. 548 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:10,188 We're always smiling in pictures, 549 00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:13,058 But it's only the pictures in which the smiles are real 550 00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,926 That become memories. 551 00:21:14,962 --> 00:21:16,795 Don't hang your life on the wall. 552 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,664 The past is in the past. 553 00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:23,468 All we really have is right now. 554 00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:28,473 ? 555 00:21:28,475 --> 00:21:33,411 ? 556 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:38,483 ? 557 00:21:38,485 --> 00:21:43,488 ? 558 00:21:43,490 --> 00:21:48,393 ? 559 00:21:48,443 --> 00:21:52,993 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36833

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