Original subtitles

[elevator music playing]

Adult mark (v.O.): The only place to creep

A stranger's private photos before the internet

Was in the camera shop window.

-Oh, look!

Those people went to florida.

-Oh, wow, that's a weird-lookin' baby.

-What? -Well, it is.

Ritche: Oh, oh, look!

Ice cream cake!

-Ooh, look!

Oh... Don't, don't!

-[giggles]

-Wha- who even takes that?

-I don't know.

Ritche: Thank you.

I'm getting pretty good at photography.

I got some really great shots.

Adult mark (v.O.): Back then, you never knew what you had

Until they were developed.

Unfortunately, the photo shop did not have "photoshop."

-Some of these are pretty avant garde.

-You mean terrible?

-I got doubles. You guys want?

-No, no, thanks. -No, thanks, we're good.

-We're good. -Yeah.

Ritche: Okay.

-Hey, dick.

This, uh, box came for ya.

Dick: Holy frig!

Me records are here!

"don't be a dick," by dick dunphy.

One for you...

One for you.

-Good god!

You should be playin' songs, dick, not singin' 'em.

Mike jr: Oh, lots of djs make their own songs, dad.

I mean, there's wolfman jack,

Rick dees' the "disco duck"...

-What if it's no good?

-Hey, come on...

There's only one way to find out!

-Hello, my lovelies!

It's dick dunphy here, with my new song,

"don't be a dick."

[song with fast beat playing]

? there was a boy named richard ?

? his parents called him rick ?

? his brudders called him ricky ?

? but those names, they did not stick ?

? his mudder said be careful, news travels quick ?

? you can be most anything, but don't be a dick... ?

-Oh, this is a hit!

-New owner's pushing us to do more promo.

First he got me doin' that song,

Now he's got your dad writin' a book!

-Okay...

-Whoa... Dad, you're writing a book?

-Ah, it's just some more free promo, you know?

They want something by the grocery store check-outs.

It's just free advertising.

-Oh, come on, you're great with words!

It'll be a cinch for you.

? don't be a dick, my son, don't be a dick ?

? rick, ricky, richard, well, they all have a kick ?

? oh, don't be a dick, my son, don't be a dick... ?

[indistinct lyrics]

-A coffee, please.

-Coffee's free. It's seniors' day.

-I'll have you know

That I still get carded at the liquor store.

I am not a friggin' senior!

Here.

-I- I can't, ma'am.

-"ma'am"?

I'm a "miss."

A "missus," maybe, but I am no "ma'am"!

[slams money down]

?

Oh...

Aw...

Man: Excuse me, miss?

-"miss"? -[magical music]

-You are so beautiful.

-Oh...!

-May I take your photo?

-Ah...?

-So, we'll come this way.

-Oh!

- Merci beau-cule, mes amis.

-Okay, it's " merci beaucoup ."

" merci, beau cule " means,

"thanks, nice butt."

- Well, merci beau cule, mes amis.

-Stop. -What?

-Maybe your french isn't good enough

To be the lead in a french play.

-I learn my lines phonetically.

-Yeah, you guys are gonna bomb.

Wish I could come watch.

Ritche: We get to spend seven hours in a bus,

And you're gonna miss it.

Mark: No, it's a real tour!

We're gonna be playing the biggest french school

In the entire catholic school district,

Staying in a hotel, like real actors!

It'll be amazing!

But- but probably super boring, right...

-All I ever do is work.

My high school memories will be fake barf and lava lamps.

-We'll make our own memories, right?

Let's take a photo.

-Sorry, there are only 27 shots in a roll,

And I gotta be selective.

-Take it!

-[sighs]

[camera clicks]

-Madam, you are a natural beauty.

-I should get my groceries home.

-You must have done some modelling in the past.

-Well, actually...

I was in the miss newfoundland pageant once,

But I had to drop out when I got...

When I became a mom.

-It's free!

You just pay for any photos you order.

-No harm in that, I guess.

-Okay!

[chuckles playfully]

?

-"details... Are...

"scanty.

"a life in news...

"by mike critch."

[typewriter dings]

"chapter one"...

[stops typing]

?

[sighs]

?

Bit of a wobble there.

-What you doing?

-Be quiet.

-Hm? -I'm trying to write!

-Oh... What you writing?

-My memoirs.

-Ooh!

[typing]

[stops typing]

-You finished?

-Look, I can't concentrate with all this racket!

-Mm-hm... Alright.

Want a cup of tea?

-No.

-I'll leave you to it, then.

?

-Actually, a cup of tea would be nice.

Shopkeeper: What does madam think?

-I love it.

-How many can I put you down for?

-Oh, just this one is fine.

Thank you so much!

[giggles] bye, now!

[audience shouting and jeering]

Adult mark (v.O.): The french hadn't seen a bomb like this

Since napoleon.

-Bienvenue.

Je m'appelle michelle.

[audience laughing]

Mark: Uh, nous fais-ons un spec-tacle pour...

Vous!

Et- et la...

Line? Uh...

-[quietly] " je suis monsieur lapin ."

-Je suis monsieur lapin!

[audience booing]

Mr. Lewis: Well...

That was terrible.

Here.

Two to a room.

Stay away from the mini bars.

No partying.

And if you need me, I'm gonna be in the lounge.

Do not go in the bar no matter what.

I don't wanna know what ye crowd are doing,

And I sure as hell don't want you to know what I'm doing.

Anyway, you kids just behave yourselves.

Lobby call, 7:15 am, sharp.

Okay?

Now, fair play, I might be a little late, yeah?

Right. You're on your own!

Giddy-up!

Kid: Whoa, look at that!

Ritche: Yeah, I got it.

[bossa nova music]

[ice cubes clinking]

Adult mark (v.O.): Life on the road.

Debauchery at every turn.

Mini bars full of pop and chocolate.

Scrambled adult movies that you had to be like

A safe-cracker to see.

[laughter and yelling]

-It's crazy out there!

I'm finally gonna get some good photos!

[laughter and yelling]

Kid: Run faster! Go!

[laughter and yelling continues]

Adult mark (v.O.): Ritche was now a war zone photographer.

Kid: Faster! Faster!

[laughter and yelling continues]

Adult mark (v.O.): I had my own battle to wage.

[tv static]

[alternative rock music]

[music stops]

[door opens and closes]

Mike jr: Hey, do you have any turkey?

-Hmm? -Ooh, what's this?

-I... Nothing.

-I didn't know you could do that with your face!

-You mean posing?

I used to do some modelling just for fun.

-You were a model?

-Is that so hard to believe?

Oh...

-"miss newfoundland contestant mary bell of st. John's

"poses in a coat from ayre's."

My god, mom, you used to be really pretty!

-Used to be?

-I- I...

You still are. It's just you're...

You're... Mom pretty.

No, I...

I- I didn't...

-Well...

What is it you're after? Turkey?

-Jimmy it to the left a little!

I think I see a boob!

[tv static]

[knock on door]

-Coming.

[tv static in background]

-Can I come in?

Ritche: Whoa! Oh my god!

-Uh, we- we were just...

Sure, yeah.

[tv static continues]

Cara: Oh, can I talk to you in private?

I promise it won't take long.

-Sorry, buddy, we're gonna need the room.

-[quietly] so close.

[door opens and closes]

-[crying]

-Whoa... What's wrong?

-I just needed a break.

The girls are making fun of me because I don't know

The names of any new kids on the block.

-Here.

-Thanks.

-I can also offer you a pen, a notepad,

A toblerone...?

-I can't believe this is happening again .

I was getting bullied so bad at my last school,

I had to switch.

Girls always say I'm weird because I don't care about

Boys or makeup.

I care about things that matter!

Social justice, women's rights.

Poetry!

[poignant music]

-Why don't I...

-Go?

-Stay a little longer?

Just until the other girls are asleep.

-Sure.

-So, anyway,

When I was at my old school...

[pop grumbling]

-Would you stop?

-Stop what?

-Your... Breathing.

-You know, that's not up to you.

That's up to god.

-I'm trying to write.

-Alright. Alright, then, come on.

Read out what you've written so far.

-"October 14th, 1943, I flew to thule, greenland

"with the american forces.

"the plane touched down October 15th at 0600 hours.

"it was an overnight flight across"-

-Hello, god, can I stop breathing now?

-What's wrong with that?

-Bo-o-ring!

Go on, read on.

-"in 1959, I was approached by joe murphy

"to fill in as weekend newsman at vocm radio."

-Oh, jesus, just spice it up a bit!

Come on, you weren't approached.

You were begged.

You were seduced.

I mean, what the hell is the matter with you?

You sit there all day writing news stories about what?

Fender benders and salmonella warnings,

As if it's world war iii and the coronation!

-That's news.

This isn't news, it's...

Olds.

Looking back, I feel like I haven't done much at all.

-Well, you're not wrong there.

Come on, let me have a look.

Oh, dear...

Good god.

Oh, look at this nonsense.

Pfft!

-Yeah, I'm really excited to do it.

I'm kind of scared...

Adult mark (v.O.): There's nothing like a sleepover

To bring two kids closer together.

It's like the real world disappears,

And all that's left are the secrets that you share.

Cara: Iced tea, apple juice...

-Eugh, iced tea? [indistinct]

-I just love reading.

I used to not like it... [voice fades out]

?

Announcer (tv): This concludes our broadcast day.

[door opens]

[ringing sound on tv]

[door closes]

[off-air single tone playing on tv]

[shutter snaps]

?

[laughter and chatter]

-Happy Monday to you too.

[chatter continues]

Girl: Oh, look at this one!

Mark: Are those from the trip?

-Yeah.

Check them out.

-No...

-It really tells a story, you know?

-A story... That isn't true!

We just talked!

I mean, cara had to change schools because she got bullied.

And if this picture goes around, people will make fun of her,

And me too!

I- I don't wanna change schools!

-Don't worry.

Fox knows you wouldn't do anything.

-What's fox got to...

Fox!

How many more copies of this do you have?

-So, I have mine...

-So, that's it?

-They had a sale on.

-What kind of sale?

-Double the doubles.

-Quadruples?!

-People are finally liking my pictures!

-Where are they all?

[ominous music]

-Ah!

[tense music]

Mark: Gimme that!

Student: Sick. These are hilarious.

Luggage cart, down stairs.

Wait, see this one? Looks like they're...

-Nothing happened.

Can- can you just give me the photo?

I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.

-Alright, I got ya.

Five bucks.

-Oh-ho-ho!

Some sexy!

-Come on, just give it back!

-Oh, you want it? What's it worth?

-Five- five bucks?

-Yeah, that's my five bucks.

-You want it? Take it.

Adult mark (v.O.): The nerd's dreaded enemy...

Keepaway.

-What's all this?

[dramatic music]

-We should never have allowed boys into this school.

Look at all the depravity it led to!

I shall be speaking to mr. Lewis about this!

-He didn't know. He was in the bar.

-Shut up!

[both sigh]

-Hey.

What was all that about?

-Nuns, am I right?

Fox: These are the photos from the big trip?

-They turned out... Bad.

Like, very bad.

-Looks like I missed a time.

-Nah, not really. It was super boring.

-You call riding a luggage cart down the stairs boring?

-Oh, missed that. We- we were sound asleep.

-How'd he take the photo if he was asleep?

-Huh?

-Well, you said "we" were asleep.

-I- I meant me.

Just- just me.

Uh...

I- I used the royal "we," because-

Because I'm the king of sleeping!

Fox: You're so weird.

But cute.

Here.

-Thanks.

Adult mark (v.O.): They say a picture is worth

A thousand words, but shutting up is priceless.

-Oh my god.

-[typing] -[upbeat music on radio]

Pop: So, what you got?

Let's see what you got here...

"the sky was grey.

"the fog hung in the air...

"don't be a dick. Don't be a dick.

"don't be a..."

-Would somebody turn off that bloody radio?!

I'm trying to work!

Pop: Jesus.

Hm...

-What's all this?

-All what?

Mike: You-

-Careful.

Mary: I got my hair done, do you mean?

You like it?

It's the latest.

Donna says it takes ten years off.

-And what does it add on?

-What happened to "careful"?

Mary, honey, what's goin' on?

-[sighs]

I got my pictures taken so I'd feel pretty,

But then I saw my old modelling pictures of when I was prettier,

And lately I just feel so packin' old

So I got my hair done so I'd look younger.

But I know it makes me look older, and... [sighs]

Well, now I just don't really give a flyin' frig.

-At least you had modelling days!

I'm trying to write this damn book

And I'm starting to realize I've never gone anywhere,

I've never seen anything...

Pop: Alright, enough!

For god's sakes, stop your whining.

I mean, you're both getting older, okay?

I mean, that's just the way it is, life.

You know, one day you're gonna look back,

And believe it or not,

This is gonna be the time in your life

That you wish you could get back.

-[chuckles]

-And you'll give everything you can

For just one second of it here and now,

In this house, with the people that you love.

?

You know what?

These are the good old days.

?

-I'm gonna wash me jeezly hair.

[both chuckle]

[starts typing]

-Cara! I need to tell you something!

-Thanks a lot!

I came to you because I was getting bullied

And now the whole school is talking about me!

Saying I'm easy.

-I'm really sorry. It- it wasn't me!

-I thought we were friends.

-Cara...

[paper flutters to floor]

[mysterious music]

-[sighs]

Adult mark (v.O.): It felt like the only person

Who didn't know in school was fox.

And I had to keep it that way.

I couldn't believe her own brother was blackmailing me.

Mark: Jason! I know it's you!

Give it before your sister sees!

Fox: Sees what?

This?

-No. Uh, uh...

It- it's not what it looks like!

-Really? 'cause to me, it looks like...

You're boning.

[jason snickers]

Mark: Fox! Nothing happened!

It- it's just a stupid photo!

-I've known about it the whole time.

-What?

-Oh.

They're too young to be gettin' into that.

-Look... Nothing happened.

It's just a... Picture!

It doesn't mean anything.

-I'm not mad about the picture, dummy.

I know nothing happened.

You got no game.

Well, I mean, it took you three years

To make a move on me.

Adult mark (v.O.): She knew me so well.

-I'm mad that you were running around like crazy

Trying to cover it up.

It just makes you look guilty and me look like an idiot.

Cara too.

You can talk to me.

You know that, right?

-Yeah.

Sorry.

-Don't do it again, dickhead.

Here.

Ritche's photos weren't all bad.

[soft, uplifting music]

?

Mary: How's it comin' along?

-Oh, there she is.

You look beautiful.

-Can't be that bad, hm?

Okay, it is.

There must be something salvageable in here, hmm?

-Uh, no, no, that's private.

-"I'm always the first one into work.

"not because I love my job,

"but because the sooner I get there,

"the sooner I get to go home.

"I've been married to my wife for 26 years,

"and I love her more each day since I first laid eyes on her

"on June 16th, 1963 at 1700 hours."

Oh, mike!

Aww...

-And why did I marry her?

Because she was pregnant!

Drama!

?

[shutter clicks]

-[chuckles]

Adult mark (v.O.): A picture doesn't always

Tell the whole story.

The pictures we choose to frame don't always show us

Our true selves.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Some pictures we take just for ourselves.

Without someone to remember who the picture's of,

It's just a moment trapped in a dusty frame.

We're always smiling in pictures,

But it's only the pictures in which the smiles are real

That become memories.

Don't hang your life on the wall.

The past is in the past.

All we really have is right now.

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