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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,152 --> 00:00:02,902 -Yeah, suzanne, I have a new dress 2 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:04,204 For our double date tonight! 3 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:06,304 Ah, dinner and dancing! 4 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,673 Gonna see the new year in in style! 5 00:00:08,743 --> 00:00:10,842 Adult mark (v.O.): New year's eve 1990. 6 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,711 The dawn of a new decade. 7 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,046 And yet for most things, 8 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,115 It was still same old, same old. 9 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,415 Mary: Oh, yeah! 10 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,184 Mike is over the moon about it! 11 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,520 You should see his face! [giggles] 12 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,587 Bye, girl. 13 00:00:22,588 --> 00:00:23,556 [hangs up phone] 14 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,724 Ah! A new year's eve out! 15 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,560 I can't believe I gets to be all dolled up. 16 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:31,063 -I can't believe I gotta stay up till midnight. 17 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,498 -Aw. 18 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:35,001 -Don't you mean after midnight? Or are you gonna fall asleep 19 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,469 As soon as the countdown finishes? 20 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:37,803 -[sighs] packin' '90s! 21 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:38,938 Pop: Hey, look at this! 22 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,038 -Geez! 23 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,394 -I found this under my bed! 24 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:42,609 -Good god, give me that! 25 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:44,600 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey! 26 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,279 It's an age-old new year's tradition! 27 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,749 You know, you fire the gun off twice at midnight 28 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,951 To drive out the old year and bring in the new. 29 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:55,220 -That's not safe in this day and age. 30 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,390 -It probably wasn't safe in any day and age! 31 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,558 -Oh, god, you are a lot of softies. 32 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,861 Eat your vegetables this, don't play with guns that. 33 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:06,031 Well, look, I'm gonna fire this gun off the porch 34 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,233 Like we used to when mike was little. 35 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,969 Pop: The kids loved it! 36 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,370 Everyone loved it! 37 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:13,572 [gunshot] 38 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,308 [reloading] 39 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:18,577 [baby starts crying] 40 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,913 -Little mike! 41 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,048 [gunshot] 42 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:23,782 [glass shatters] 43 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:24,967 [exhales] 44 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:27,218 Man: Our window! 45 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:33,992 -You know, maybe I'll let you fire it this year. 46 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:37,129 -Sorry, pop, but me and fox are going to ritche's. 47 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,864 They have real fireworks! 48 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:41,066 -Hm. Fine. 49 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:43,368 I guess it's down to little mike, then. 50 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,637 -Oh, mike is dj'ing the dance. 51 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,105 -Oh, you mean... 52 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:49,141 I'm gonna be alone on new year's? 53 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,842 -Oh, I could stay home with ya! 54 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,811 -You're going! 55 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:53,947 -Oh, well. 56 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:55,280 Well... 57 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,949 Ah, I see how it is, then. 58 00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:59,952 Well, more gun for me. 59 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:05,223 ? 60 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:09,497 -I can't believe it's gonna be a whole new decade. 61 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,297 -Yeah, the next time this happens, we'll be 25. 62 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:13,765 -Man, that's old! 63 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:16,769 Adult mark (v.O.): It was going to be my first new year's eve 64 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,304 Spent with friends instead of family. 65 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,038 [party chatter] 66 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:22,174 -This champagne is excellent. 67 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:25,043 -I believe it is a 1989. 68 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:26,245 -'89? 69 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:27,712 That was so last year! 70 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:30,515 [posh laughter] 71 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,094 Mark: Cheers. Ritche: Cheers. 72 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:34,620 -Time for the countdown. 73 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,788 Find someone to kiss. 74 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,324 -Ah... 75 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,892 Mon amour . 76 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:44,229 -I'm not going. 77 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,098 -You have to come! 78 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,466 -No, I don't. 79 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,702 -There's gonna be fireworks. 80 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:53,405 -I have to babysit so my mom and her dumb boyfriend 81 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,440 Can go to that dance. 82 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,442 But... You can come over. 83 00:02:57,444 --> 00:03:00,011 I mean, once my brother's asleep, it'll be just us. 84 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,780 And I scored a copy of nightmare on elm street . 85 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,466 Adult mark (v.O.): It was the first time I had to choose 86 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:06,819 Between plans with my best friend 87 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,221 And plans with my girlfriend. 88 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:09,888 How was I ever going to choose? 89 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,156 Ritche: You should go. 90 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,624 -Huh? Really? 91 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:13,825 -Yeah. 92 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,159 It's a great movie. 93 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:16,929 -Well, then, I accept. 94 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:18,196 Manager: Hey! 95 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:19,966 You yakking on the clock with your friends? 96 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,017 -No. 97 00:03:21,018 --> 00:03:22,068 -Oh, no, not at all. 98 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,836 Uh, we are actually in the market for a mug 99 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:29,140 And simply asking this lovely young lady's opinion. 100 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,442 So, do you like this one? 101 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:33,578 Says, "lordy, lordy, look who's 40." 102 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:37,783 Or, uh, this one, which says, uh, 103 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:40,184 "federal body inspector"... 104 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:41,653 -Mm. Get out of my store. 105 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:42,789 -Yeah. 106 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,189 Manager: Yeah. 107 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,390 Yeah. 108 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,595 -You sure you don't mind me hanging out with fox? 109 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:53,731 -Dude, you seriously don't know why she invited you over? 110 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:57,936 Babysitting is code for wanting s-e-x. 111 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,304 That's sex! 112 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:00,739 -What?! 113 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,674 No way! Fox wouldn't do that. 114 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:04,343 -I've seen it in literally every movie 115 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,678 I'm not supposed to watch. 116 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,280 You should buy a johnny! 117 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:09,315 -A what ?! 118 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:10,381 -A rubber? 119 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,184 A french safe? 120 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,219 A party hat? 121 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,220 -What... 122 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:15,553 -[sighs] 123 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:18,256 [quietly] a condom. 124 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:20,892 -I can't buy a... A you-know-what! 125 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,894 Look, I'm catholic, okay? 126 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:25,765 Nothing's happening tonight except an r-rated movie, 127 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:29,367 And if I'm lucky, some shoulder snoozing, okay? 128 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,393 -You've been her boyfriend for months. 129 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:34,306 You're gonna let her down if you chicken out. 130 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:35,640 Come on... 131 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:38,776 Do you want to be the worst boyfriend ever? 132 00:04:39,732 --> 00:04:41,681 No? 133 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,981 So let's go buy a condom. 134 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:46,308 Adult mark (v.O.): I was freaked out by safe sex. 135 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,654 Men in my family didn't exactly have the best safety record. 136 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:54,359 [metal clinking] 137 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:56,127 -Ah, pssht. Leave it. 138 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,599 -Okay. 139 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,001 [under his breath] oh my god. 140 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,837 -You have nothing to be embarrassed about. 141 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,473 It's all a normal part of life. 142 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,075 -So come with me, then. 143 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:12,477 -No way! 144 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:13,745 You got it. 145 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,617 [items clattering into basket] 146 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:24,489 [elevator music playing] 147 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:30,428 [sneaky music] 148 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:33,832 [mark breathing nervously] 149 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:34,966 Um... 150 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,638 [exhales] 151 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,943 Um... 152 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,711 Okay. 153 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:51,350 [cash register buttons beeping] 154 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:55,020 -Uh, c-c-could I also get, um... 155 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,255 -Prophylactic? 156 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:58,724 -No. 157 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,926 Uh... 158 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,194 One condom, please? 159 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,163 -One box. 160 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,759 -You don't sell 'em by the each? 161 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,700 -No. -[places box on counter] 162 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,803 -Right. Uh, one- one box. 163 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:12,739 Um... 164 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,372 [buttons beeping] 165 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,742 [plastic bag rustling] 166 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,543 -It's for health class. 167 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,595 -Uh-huh. 168 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:22,847 -[buttons beeping] -$31.36. 169 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,482 -Okay. 170 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:27,819 [chuckles nervously] 171 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:30,889 [cash register opens] 172 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,056 [coins jingling] 173 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:34,692 ? 174 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,428 Mark: So, that's it? 175 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:40,465 You're- you're not gonna stop me? 176 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,066 I'm an impressionable youth 177 00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:44,068 About to make a major life decision! 178 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,536 -Little buddy... 179 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:49,373 You ain't never gonna use that thing. 180 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:52,177 -[exhales] -[bag rustling] 181 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,045 -Next! 182 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,131 Mrs. Percy... 183 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,183 -How many did you get? 184 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,056 Mark: Hey. 185 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:11,130 -I suckered paul into leaving pizza money. 186 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,541 Oh, and they left his pager number on the fridge 187 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,133 In case of "emergencies," 188 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,603 So we can prank call him pretty much non-stop after the movie. 189 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:21,006 Baby fox: Keep your hands off me sister. 190 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,441 -Hey! You better not snitch on me. 191 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:26,043 -You're not me mudder. 192 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,279 [dramatic music] 193 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:30,581 -Uh... -It's fine. 194 00:07:32,186 --> 00:07:33,752 [noisemaker tooting] 195 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:38,222 ["karma chameleon" by culture club playing] 196 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:43,761 -Welcome again to the bella vista new year's bash! 197 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:47,232 Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999! 198 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,701 [crowd cheering] 199 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:51,369 -Well, y'know, 1990! 200 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,672 [laughter] 201 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:54,973 [suzanne giggling] 202 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,374 -Oh, mary! 203 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,409 Look at you! Oh, my god! 204 00:07:58,479 --> 00:07:59,811 -Oh... -Mmm, mmm! 205 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:00,996 -Oh, my... 206 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,850 -Come here. Muah, muah! 207 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,185 Suzanne: You look beautiful. [giggles] 208 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,694 Paul: Sorry we're late, guys. 209 00:08:08,695 --> 00:08:10,122 Got a last-minute offer, but... 210 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,590 You can't take a day off when you're the boss. 211 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,776 Am I right? 212 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,394 Suzanne: [giggles] he's always workin'! 213 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,063 -Good god, these prices! 214 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:21,632 -Well, this is a three-course prix fixe menu, mike. 215 00:08:21,633 --> 00:08:24,136 -Do they have a one-course priced reasonable menu? 216 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,202 -[giggles] 217 00:08:25,203 --> 00:08:26,272 Waiter: Uh, no, sir. 218 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:27,240 It's new year's. 219 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:28,291 -Heh. 220 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,741 I'll have the steak frites. 221 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,543 Waiter: Very good. Medium rare? 222 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,077 -Uh... 223 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,513 Yes, yeah. 224 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:38,082 -He'll have it well done, no pepper. 225 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:41,686 ? 226 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:44,188 Mike jr: Oh, uh... 227 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:46,491 -What's up? 228 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,893 -If my parents see us, they might tell dick. 229 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,027 -Oh. 230 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,296 So... 231 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:55,267 Should we just play like we're platonic booth buddies? 232 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,868 [chuckles] 233 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:57,904 -Yeah. 234 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,171 Just until the coast is clear. 235 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:02,941 Which, knowing my dad... 236 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:06,277 Ah, two minutes after midnight. 237 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:11,116 Reporter (tv): What's gonna happen in the future? 238 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:14,319 -I think everyone will have their own robot 239 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:17,655 And flying cars . 240 00:09:17,656 --> 00:09:19,158 Adult mark (v.O.): Everyone was talking about 241 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,059 The next ten years, but I was sure 242 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,862 I'd die of a heart attack in the next ten minutes. 243 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:27,165 [tv playing in background] 244 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,217 -Out like a light. 245 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,567 Come on. 246 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:30,653 -I'm... 247 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,470 I'm pretty comfy here. 248 00:09:32,506 --> 00:09:34,072 It's a really nice couch. 249 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,473 Sears? 250 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,742 -We can't watch it here. He might wake up. 251 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,578 Let's just... Go to my room. 252 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:40,812 -Uh... 253 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:43,748 Your, your bed... Room? 254 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,350 -Mm-hm. 255 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:46,586 -[whimpers nervously] 256 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:49,487 -You okay? You look like you're gonna hurl. 257 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:50,822 -Yeah. 258 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,023 I'm just... 259 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,359 I'm just gonna go... Fre- freshen up. 260 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,061 -Okay... 261 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,246 Here. 262 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:01,384 Pfft. 263 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:06,472 Adult mark (v.O.): It was the moment of truth. 264 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,005 -[sighs] 265 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,980 [sneaky music] 266 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:19,350 ? 267 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:23,821 -" ouvrez soigneusement l'emballage "...? 268 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,524 What does that mean?! 269 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:30,261 ? 270 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,330 ? 271 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,665 Adult mark (v.O.): Sex ed at catholic school 272 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:38,737 Consisted of one sentence: "don't do it." 273 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:42,807 Two sentences if you included "or else." 274 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:46,078 -[under his breath] oh, my god... 275 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,947 Uh... 276 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,482 -[latex snaps] -[gasps] 277 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:55,487 ? 278 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,021 [sighs] 279 00:10:57,057 --> 00:11:01,358 ? 280 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:04,229 ? 281 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,429 [sighs] 282 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,697 [water pours out] 283 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,553 [exhales] 284 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:16,107 -You good to go? 285 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:17,408 -Huh? 286 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:20,178 -Don't worry, I'll hold your hand for the scary parts. 287 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,447 -Look, I'm sorry, but I can't do this! 288 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,979 I'm not just a piece of meat! Okay? I have feelings. 289 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:27,186 -Freddy krueger's not gonna jump out of the screen, wuss! 290 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,788 -Wait... What did- what did you say? 291 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,255 Adult mark (v.O.): Ritche was wrong. 292 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:33,424 Never base major life decisions off 1980s sex comedies. 293 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,510 -What's that? 294 00:11:34,511 --> 00:11:35,594 -No, it's nothing. Just... 295 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:38,062 -No, what is it? -No, no... 296 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,931 -Oh my god! What... 297 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,599 You wanted to have sex with me?! 298 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,668 -No! 299 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:43,735 No, no, I didn't! 300 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:44,737 Of course I- of course- 301 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:45,788 Well, I do. 302 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:46,839 I don't! 303 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,139 I don't! I didn't! 304 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,325 I-I don't! 305 00:11:49,326 --> 00:11:51,777 Adult mark (v.O.): There was no correct response. 306 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,111 -You bought a whole box! 307 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:55,147 What did you think was gonna happen here?! 308 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,081 -They don't sell them by the each! 309 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,952 And ritche said you were expecting sex! 310 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:04,021 -You talked to ritche about this instead of me? 311 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:11,529 [mischievous music] 312 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,699 ? 313 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,367 [dial tone] 314 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,469 [dialling] 315 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,438 [upbeat 1980s pop music] 316 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:22,735 -How was the steak, mike? 317 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,442 -Uh, it was good and grey. 318 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:26,312 -You know, you really should get invested 319 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:29,148 In the property game so you can go out like this more often. 320 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,783 There's this fantastic new development; 321 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,584 It's called strawberry tree estates. 322 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,463 -Strawberries don't grow on trees. 323 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,055 -It's a metaphor. 324 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,991 -We're not really looking to get involved 325 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,325 In any fruit-related property right now. 326 00:12:41,326 --> 00:12:43,662 -Well, a little house for yourselves, then! 327 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,331 I mean, prices are going up and up; 328 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,299 Suze tells me you don't own yet; and mary here, I mean... 329 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,334 Doesn't mary deserve her own home? 330 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,238 Like, I mean, what are you waitin' for? 331 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:58,543 -We may not own a house, but we certainly have a home. 332 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,198 -Bleh. 333 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,616 -Alright, let's get those feet movin'! 334 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,152 Here's a little something-something 335 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,286 To get you all on the dance floor! 336 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,454 [upbeat song begins] 337 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,535 -Ooh, let's cut a rug! 338 00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:11,824 -You wanna boogie, baby? -Yeah! 339 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:12,825 [pager beeping] 340 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,291 Paul: Oh, hang on, suze. 341 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,994 It's your number. 342 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,296 -Uh, we'll be right back. 343 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,830 -Think about it. 344 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,668 -We can go if you're not having fun. 345 00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:26,504 -Ah, the company's nice. 346 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,039 When it's just us. 347 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:31,042 -Does that mean I get one last dance in the '80s? 348 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,645 [upbeat music playing] 349 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:37,181 [people cheering] 350 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:40,318 ? 351 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,522 ["the first noel" playing on tv] 352 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:49,260 -[sighs] 353 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,062 [grumbles] 354 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,196 [switches tv off] 355 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,432 [sighs] 356 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,724 [grumbles] 357 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,676 Suzanne: Ahem! 358 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,211 That was my little one. 359 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,680 Fox and mark have him locked out of her bedroom. 360 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,348 -What?! 361 00:14:11,349 --> 00:14:12,284 Move! 362 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,084 Excuse me! Excuse me! 363 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,154 ? 364 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,429 [soft, reflective music] 365 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,564 -[chuckles lightly] 366 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,899 Hm... 367 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:33,371 ? 368 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,842 ? 369 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,811 -Mike's finally asleep. 370 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:44,148 ? 371 00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:47,319 Mike jr: How about we slow things down 372 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,587 For all the lovebirds out there? 373 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:54,525 ? when the bells all ring and the horns all blow ? 374 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:59,563 ? and the couples we know are fondly kissing ? 375 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,902 ? will I be with you ? 376 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:08,706 ? or will I be among the missing? ? 377 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,609 ? 378 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,345 -I love this song. 379 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:19,884 ? maybe it's much too early in the game ? 380 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,921 ? ah, but I thought I'd... ? 381 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,855 -I... 382 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:28,492 I just didn't wanna let you down. 383 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,628 -I'm not ready yet. 384 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,431 Are you? 385 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,432 -No. 386 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,769 -So... 387 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,838 Who cares what anyone else says, then? 388 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,907 Let's just do things our own way. 389 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:48,179 ? ...Will hold you good and tight ? 390 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:53,984 ? when it's exactly 12 o'clock that night ? 391 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:58,656 ? welcoming in the new year... ? 392 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,557 [crowd cheering on tv] 393 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,861 -There's plenty of time for other stuff, but... 394 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:07,732 How about a new year's kiss? 395 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,266 -I could work with that. 396 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:15,572 ? maybe I'm crazy to suppose ? 397 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:22,346 ? I'd ever be the one you chose ? 398 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:28,219 ? out of a thousand invitations 399 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:34,292 You received ? 400 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,860 ? 401 00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:41,732 ? ah, but in case I stand one little chance ? 402 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:48,105 ? here comes the jackpot question in advance ? 403 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,643 -? what are you doing... ? -[gunshot] 404 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,711 ? new year's... ? 405 00:16:54,712 --> 00:16:55,781 [music stops abruptly] 406 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,581 [crowd on tv cheering] 407 00:16:57,582 --> 00:16:58,617 -[gasps] 408 00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,817 Mary: Oh...! 409 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,652 You little frigger! 410 00:17:04,798 --> 00:17:09,762 Mike sr: If you think you're gonna see January 2nd... 411 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:10,813 -[sighs] 412 00:17:10,814 --> 00:17:12,264 Baby fox: Good thing you got here. 413 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,998 I was about to be a uncle. 414 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,283 -[all gasp] -oh, what... 415 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:18,936 You go wait in your room for me, okay, baby? 416 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,173 Here you are, judging me for wanting a boyfriend. 417 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,907 And this... This is what you're at? 418 00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:24,308 -No, it wasn't like that! 419 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:26,678 -Don't be mad at her. We weren't gonna do anything! 420 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,011 -[laughs scornfully] 421 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,281 -A box?! 422 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:33,540 How many times are you planning on doing it, ya dirty shagger?! 423 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,686 -They don't sell 'em by the each! 424 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,020 -I'm so sorry. This is- 425 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,288 -Suzanne... 426 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:41,425 You need to start controlling your kids. 427 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,228 Mark: We were only kissing! That's it! 428 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,565 -That is enough outta you for the rest of your life! 429 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,966 Fox: Stop... 430 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,836 Mary: Mike! 431 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:05,716 [soft, mysterious music] 432 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,918 -There you are. 433 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,120 You comin' to bed, pat? 434 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:13,223 I've been waitin' for you. 435 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,662 -I've missed you, katie. 436 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:23,701 [poignant music] 437 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,838 ? 438 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:28,891 -Hm... 439 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,676 Hmph. 440 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,484 -We were just gonna watch a movie. 441 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:44,221 You can trust me, mom. I... I promise. 442 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,356 -[sighs] 443 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,693 I know that, love. I... 444 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,029 It's the boys I don't trust. 445 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:55,065 [chuckles] 446 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,934 You're smart. 447 00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,605 And you could have a better life than me. 448 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:07,110 And I don't want anyone taking that away from you. 449 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,813 -How's this? 450 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,516 Anyone tries and I'll kick 'em in the dick. 451 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:16,253 -[laughs] now, that is a deal. 452 00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:17,422 -Mm-hm? 453 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,324 Adult mark (v.O.): While fox and her mom 454 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,659 Were smoothing things over their way, 455 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,593 My family was doing it our way. 456 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,196 -Never been so bloody mortified! 457 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,197 -I wasn't gonna do anything! 458 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,733 -You bought a box of condoms, ya liar! 459 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:29,934 -French ones! 460 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,402 -Ritche saw it in a movie! 461 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,271 -Oh, if ritche jumped off a cliff, 462 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,073 Would you wanna have sex with it too?! 463 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,774 [gunshot] 464 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,042 -Can you just stop bickering? 465 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,608 My god, can't you appreciate each other for once, 466 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,347 While we're all still here? 467 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,783 I mean, can you just do that? 468 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:51,989 Happy new year. 469 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,427 -Happy new year...? 470 00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,764 -Go to bed, mark. 471 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,366 We'll sort you out in the morning. 472 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,567 -[sighs] 473 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,304 -[sighs] 474 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,838 Oh... [whimpers] 475 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,107 -I know. 476 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,977 ? 477 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,646 Adult mark (v.O.): Time may March on predictably, 478 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:20,050 But our relationships have to follow their own rhythm. 479 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:30,628 [soft, reflective music] 480 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:35,399 ? 481 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,735 Adult mark (v.O.): Every bond is special in its own way. 482 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:42,640 ? 483 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:46,010 Adult mark (v.O.): Be it one of romantic love... 484 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:51,615 ? 485 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,750 Adult mark (v.O.): Family love... 486 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:58,422 ? 487 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,959 Adult mark (v.O.): Or even lost love. 488 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,730 It's not the passage of time or the dates on a calendar 489 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,164 That shape who we become, 490 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,700 But the moments we share with those we cherish. 491 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:12,169 -Hm. 492 00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:16,974 ? 493 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,378 Adult mark (v.O.): In the end, it's not the years, 494 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,046 But the seconds. 495 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,180 -Ah. 496 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:28,185 ? 497 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:33,257 ? 498 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:38,195 ? 499 00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:43,200 ? 500 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:48,272 ? 501 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:51,208 ? 502 00:21:51,258 --> 00:21:55,808 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32620

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