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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:10,800 {\an8}Good evening and welcome to Worm News. 2 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,304 {\an8}I'm your host, William Worm. 3 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:14,181 {\an8}Yes, and I'm Wendy Worm. 4 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,099 {\an8}Yes, we know. First up, an election update. 5 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:18,685 {\an8}Squiggly Miggly narrowly clenched the nomination today, 6 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,728 {\an8}making him the main rival to the 7 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,790 {\an8}highly unpopular President Jimble. 8 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,653 Squiggly Miggly's definitely going to win. 9 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:29,780 President Jimble has no chance. 10 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:31,406 You never know, Allan. 11 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,075 After all, President Ross Perot won 12 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:35,410 re-election in 1996 in a major upset. 13 00:00:35,891 --> 00:00:37,329 Oh, you're so right, Pim. 14 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,524 I forgot about that factoid. 15 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,171 Who are you going to vote for, Charlie? 16 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,334 I don't vote. 17 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,502 OK, I'll tell you why right now, Pim. 18 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:44,564 Listen up very carefully. 19 00:00:44,564 --> 00:00:46,922 Little guys like you and me we're called peons in this world 20 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,674 and we don't decide who the President is. 21 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,342 Come on, Charlie. That's silly. 22 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,843 Every single vote matters. 23 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:54,763 Look, I'm just not interested in getting involved in politics, 24 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:55,764 Okay? Sorry. 25 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:57,557 Hey, boys, 26 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,185 guess who just got a call to make the President smile? 27 00:01:09,790 --> 00:01:11,000 The President will see you now. 28 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,535 We do need corn, you dumb motherfucker! 29 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:19,037 Send bombs, not corn, BOMBS! 30 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:20,914 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I, uh... 31 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,749 You suck! You're bad at what you do! 32 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:23,917 Quit Motherfucker! QUIT! 33 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:24,751 Good to speak to you, too. 34 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,294 Thank you. You're terrific. 35 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,296 Oh, oh, hi. 36 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:29,715 Are you two here to bring me my napkins? 37 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:30,549 No. 38 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,302 Okay, let me just buzz in some nap- 39 00:01:32,302 --> 00:01:33,095 napkins. 40 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:38,015 Mr. President, we're the Smiling Friends. 41 00:01:38,575 --> 00:01:40,515 Oh, you's are the two... two's I called. 42 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:41,643 I don't know if you heard, 43 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,395 but I was the Vice President to, uh... 44 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:45,489 President Pinhead. 45 00:01:46,096 --> 00:01:47,983 He died last month from a bad shrimp, 46 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,317 and I became the President. 47 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:50,485 Yeah, we know. 48 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:51,611 It was literally the bad shrimp. 49 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:52,654 Tragedy. 50 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,156 But now I'm friggin' miserable 51 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,782 since I became the President. 52 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,775 All these trolls keep hating me, 53 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,579 and I don't... I don't know why. 54 00:02:01,728 --> 00:02:03,582 Dude, no offence or anything, but have you ever thought 55 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,000 that maybe you should not be President 56 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,501 and maybe you should, like, I don't know, 57 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,521 go lay on a beach or something instead and chill out? 58 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:09,713 I can't. 59 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:12,424 This upcoming election is by one chance... 60 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,366 to prove I'm not a fluke. 61 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,619 I want to win something for once in my life 62 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:18,593 so people will finally like me. 63 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:19,681 President Jimble, 64 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,349 it doesn't matter how you got this job. 65 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,684 What matters now is that you're 66 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,478 the one sitting behind that beautiful brown desk, 67 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,215 and I believe that's destiny. 68 00:02:26,598 --> 00:02:28,065 Plenty of Presidents were unpopular until 69 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,218 they found out they were good at one specific thing. 70 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,027 We just need to find out what your thing is, 71 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,718 and you'll definitely beat Squiggly Miggly. 72 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:34,818 Yeah. 73 00:02:35,211 --> 00:02:37,191 You're sayin', I can be the lamb president. 74 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:38,784 No, I mean, like, policy, 75 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:39,868 like, presidential stuff. 76 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:40,973 What? 77 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,372 Um, anyway, luckily it's just a two-man race, 78 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:45,766 so it shouldn't be too complicated. 79 00:02:45,993 --> 00:02:47,000 Uh, guys, 80 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,960 I don't know about that. 81 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:52,047 It's no secret that President Jimble's America 82 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:54,240 is poor, angry and divided. 83 00:02:54,686 --> 00:02:57,233 That's why Mr.Frog is running for President. 84 00:02:57,547 --> 00:02:59,346 America needs his calm and steady 85 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,160 leadership to build a safer America. 86 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,167 A prosperous America, 87 00:03:03,173 --> 00:03:04,600 a stronger America. 88 00:03:04,873 --> 00:03:06,561 Vote for Mr.Frog, 89 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,209 and together we can build... 90 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,709 Mr.Frog's America. 91 00:03:10,843 --> 00:03:13,183 Hello, I'm Mr.Frog and I approve this message. 92 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:14,989 No, I don't. I hate you. Fuck you. 93 00:03:15,723 --> 00:03:16,683 Pim, That was amazing. 94 00:03:16,684 --> 00:03:18,240 I just got goose pimples from watching that. 95 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:19,543 Charlie, don't look at that. 96 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:21,493 Sir, have you ever tried giving a rousing speech 97 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,744 and inspiring the people? 98 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:23,829 Maybe it's your hidden talent. 99 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,303 I feel nauseous. 100 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,915 Nah, it's just your nerves talking, man. 101 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:27,624 You'll be fine. 102 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,136 Hello, Transylvania! I know most of you don't like me, 103 00:03:32,136 --> 00:03:33,588 but I'm here to show you 104 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,809 I can talk good and give a good speech. 105 00:03:37,307 --> 00:03:39,261 Oh. Excuse me. 106 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,147 I think that lamb I had earlier was rotten. 107 00:03:43,847 --> 00:03:45,280 President Jimble. Suck! 108 00:03:45,507 --> 00:03:46,066 You suc- 109 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,160 Okay, perfect. 110 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,867 That adult diaper should help with any 111 00:03:48,873 --> 00:03:51,627 unfortunate accidents while you're, ah, feeling unwell. 112 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:53,663 Can we stop and get more lamb for lunch? 113 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:55,193 No, no more lamb. 114 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:57,445 Pim, did you see Mr.Frog just announced his plan 115 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:58,443 to fix the economy? 116 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:00,198 Man, he is good. 117 00:04:00,617 --> 00:04:02,450 Grr, I'll show that toad bastard 118 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:04,263 an ergonomic plan! 119 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,332 Hello, America. 120 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,876 I'm going to be the money president. 121 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,544 Each and every one of you are going to get 122 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,999 one billion dollars each 123 00:04:13,999 --> 00:04:15,305 so you can all be rich. 124 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,549 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 125 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,050 You can't do that. You'll crash the economy. 126 00:04:19,305 --> 00:04:21,085 Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to do that. 127 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,429 Everybody's going to have to give 128 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,952 back all that money to the government. 129 00:04:24,726 --> 00:04:26,558 By the way, sorry about those loud noises. 130 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,268 That was just my diaper. 131 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,061 I don't want to have another accident from the bad lamb. 132 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:31,396 All better. 133 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:33,315 Dude, check the news. 134 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:34,900 It doesn't matter what channel. 135 00:04:42,402 --> 00:04:43,489 Am I winning yet? 136 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:44,993 No, no, not at all, man. 137 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,620 You shit your pants and crashed the economy 138 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,662 within the same day. 139 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,247 What are you talking about, dude? 140 00:04:49,502 --> 00:04:51,124 Look, the one thing you've still got over 141 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,751 Mr.Frog is is that you're actually in office. 142 00:04:52,930 --> 00:04:54,336 If we can just get you this one easy 143 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,390 foreign policy win, we can make a comeback. 144 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,423 I'm feeling sick again. 145 00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,925 Oh, my God, dude! 146 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,384 Just get through it quickly. You'll be ... 147 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:20,195 Guys, I did it. I did it. 148 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,795 I didn't get sick from the soured lamb. 149 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,241 You... you were supposed to condemn him. 150 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:25,742 What? 151 00:05:26,182 --> 00:05:28,448 You just emboldened a war criminal dictator. 152 00:05:28,448 --> 00:05:29,871 Dude, I don't know anything about politics, 153 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:30,875 even I know he's bad. 154 00:05:31,135 --> 00:05:32,624 He wiped a whole fucking race of 155 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,025 people off the face of the planet. 156 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,285 Maybe it will be all right. 157 00:05:40,838 --> 00:05:42,472 All right, so it looks like you're projected to 158 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:43,885 lose every single state 159 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,052 in what could be a historic landslide for Mr.Frog. 160 00:05:47,292 --> 00:05:48,878 But we still have the debate, I guess. 161 00:05:49,423 --> 00:05:50,425 De-bate. 162 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,269 Haha. Debate. 163 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,938 If you think about it, that's a funny word. 164 00:05:55,325 --> 00:05:56,147 De-bate. 165 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:57,274 Thank you. 166 00:05:58,811 --> 00:06:00,235 Pim, I can't do this anymore. I'm done. 167 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,027 I'm bailing. 168 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:01,778 All right. 169 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:04,406 Who was that guy? 170 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:05,615 What? 171 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:08,451 Ugh, maybe we shouldn't even do the debate. 172 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,810 Look, I know my brain don't work no good sometimes, 173 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,831 but what about all that stuff you told me? 174 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,983 I promise I'll get out there and try my hardest this time. 175 00:06:16,350 --> 00:06:17,857 Yeah, you're right. 176 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:19,490 No, I'm left. 177 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:21,965 Left-handed. 178 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:24,926 Man, this place is a labyrinth. 179 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,190 How the hell do I get out of here? 180 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,349 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to find my way out of here. 181 00:06:31,677 --> 00:06:33,101 That's okay. We're just an all-powerful 182 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,103 secret society that you shouldn't know about. 183 00:06:35,243 --> 00:06:38,565 We're just implementing our insane secret plan to elect Mr.Frog 184 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,358 through mass media manipulation. 185 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:41,943 I knew it. I knew the voters didn't 186 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,243 actually pick the president. 187 00:06:43,397 --> 00:06:44,988 Yes, and now that you know our plan, 188 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,197 we're going to cover you in dirt 189 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,616 and slowly devour you because we're worms! 190 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,535 No, I'm actually cool with your guy's plan, 191 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,536 the current guy's a bonehead. 192 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,455 Oh, really? Cool. 193 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,874 Yeah, Mr.Frog's chaos is exactly what we need to 194 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,751 expand our power. Join us. 195 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,712 Sorry, I can't betray my friend. He's helping President Jimble. 196 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:03,214 But I really am a big fan of Mr.Frog, like a huge fan. 197 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,466 I love when he eats the bug on the show. 198 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,634 He-- He does what? 199 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:07,761 Yeah, you know, when he grabs the 200 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,054 bug on the Mr.Frog show and eats it, 201 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,263 it's like his whole thing. 202 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,266 Oh my God! Aren't we a type of bug? 203 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,895 Wait, stop! Wait, stop! 204 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,865 Everyone just stop! Let's just make sure. 205 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,859 Do frogs eat worms? 206 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,385 Yes, yes they do! 207 00:07:25,872 --> 00:07:27,945 - Oh my God. - That's TOO much chaos! 208 00:07:27,945 --> 00:07:29,949 We're totally going to support President Jimble now. 209 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,825 He doesn't eat worms, he only eats lamb. 210 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,079 Wait, no, no, no, no, no! 211 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:34,788 Decisions final. 212 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,663 Goodbye. 213 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,505 Good evening. I'm William Worm. 214 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,423 Before we begin, we have just received word that 215 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,759 Squiggly Miggly will not be attending tonight's debate 216 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,512 due to the fact he blew his head off with a 3D printed shotgun. 217 00:07:51,506 --> 00:07:53,181 We want to remind the audience to please not, 218 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,516 ah, talk out loud, 219 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:55,809 do not applaud. 220 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,268 You're just wasting time. 221 00:07:57,272 --> 00:08:00,306 Now, our first question tonight goes to Mr.Frog. 222 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,358 Mr.Frog, why are you so evil? 223 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,692 You have one second to respond. 224 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:05,568 Hello, I think-- 225 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,528 Time's up, plus you're wrong. 226 00:08:06,835 --> 00:08:08,071 The next question is for our 227 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,115 beloved and highly intelligent president. 228 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,866 Why are you so amazing? 229 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,921 You have unlimited time to respond. 230 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:16,538 Oh, p-p-presidential... 231 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,206 p-p-p-p 232 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:19,624 policy, I-- 233 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:25,793 I can't do this. 234 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,551 A little pink guy once told me I needed to 235 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,302 find out what I would be good at as president. 236 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,638 I've finally figured it out. 237 00:08:34,162 --> 00:08:35,282 I'm the president who 238 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:36,636 shouldn't have been the president. 239 00:08:36,796 --> 00:08:37,809 Let's face it, I'm a-- 240 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:38,726 retard. 241 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,398 You know, I always used to want to, 242 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,608 to win the election and have people like me, 243 00:08:46,595 --> 00:08:47,595 But... 244 00:08:48,288 --> 00:08:49,988 I don't care about that any more now. 245 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,073 I just want to be honest, and everyone 246 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:56,661 that trolled me and gave me nasty messages. 247 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,580 Fuck you! 248 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,769 Fuck off! 249 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,291 JAG-OFF! 250 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,460 Thank you. 251 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,671 That answer... 252 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,423 was correct! 253 00:09:08,838 --> 00:09:14,745 JIM-BLE! JIM-BLE! JIM-BLE! JIM-BLE! JIM-BLE! JIM-BLE! 254 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,349 When do the results start coming in? 255 00:09:18,718 --> 00:09:21,269 Next few minutes. I got 10 G's says 256 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,771 Jimble's gonna win, and if he doesn't-- 257 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,792 Then I'll take matters into my own hands. 258 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,692 Ha ha! I'm just kidding! 259 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:28,693 I'll do it, though. 260 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,225 I'm just playing, dude. 261 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,446 No, I'm serious. 262 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,259 But no, I'll actually do it. 263 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,534 Hey, Pim, sorry about bailing the other day, man. 264 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,592 I guess I'm not really cut out for politics. 265 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,998 No, it's fine, Charlie. Everything ended up working out. 266 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,541 I don't know if President Jimble is gonna win, but something 267 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,335 about that debate really turned things around. 268 00:09:45,558 --> 00:09:48,129 Yeah, well, you know, it kind of reminds me how Shrimpo Jones 269 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,297 won those debates by surprise 270 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,216 and went onto landslide in 1980. 271 00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:54,260 Oh, Charlie, look at you with the political facts now. 272 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,762 Yeah, well, hey, man, who knows? 273 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,555 Maybe you're the one that got me into politics. 274 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,890 Oh, okay, good! 275 00:09:58,890 --> 00:09:59,974 Getting political! I see a new Charlie! Oooo! Ahh! 276 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,226 I've seen you, Charlie! 277 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,353 Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha! 278 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,563 Shut up! The results are coming in. 279 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,190 And now for an election update. 280 00:10:07,369 --> 00:10:09,692 Mr.Frog and President Jimble are in a virtual tie. 281 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,486 The only state yet to be called is the state 282 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,696 of Pennsylvania with its 19 electoral votes. 283 00:10:13,969 --> 00:10:16,936 Whoever takes this state will be our next president. 284 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,117 Oh, my God! 285 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,410 Jimble could really win this! 286 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,670 Uh, breaking. We're just getting this now. 287 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:23,498 Ah, the state of Pennsylvania has just been 288 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,384 called for Mr.Frog by one single vote, 289 00:10:26,817 --> 00:10:27,710 making Mr.Frog 290 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,904 the president-elect of the United States. 291 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,047 Oh, this can't be right. 292 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:31,756 Don't look at me, I don't know. 293 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:32,840 Wait, what? 294 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,967 And we're getting confirmation now. 295 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,052 the one single vote was from this guy. 296 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,929 We're putting his name, face address and 297 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:41,027 social security number on screen for our millions of viewers now. 298 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,183 Glep, What the fuck. 299 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,351 Dude? Why? 300 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,436 Well, whatever I do now is on Glep. 301 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,855 Glep, why would you vote for Mr.Frog? 302 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,790 Our job was to help President Jimble. 303 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,195 Oh, okay, yeah. Good point. 304 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,113 That makes sense. That's fair. Yeah, yeah, okay. 305 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:12,813 This is the life. 20546

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