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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,458 --> 00:00:02,084 (Dramatic instrumental music) 2 00:00:02,209 --> 00:00:05,296 ♪ 3 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:13,512 (Text on screen) 4 00:00:25,873 --> 00:00:29,695 (Shoresy): Let's everybody listen up here, now! 5 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,820 (Michaels): Order in the court! 6 00:00:30,821 --> 00:00:32,239 (Shoresy): Order in the kangaroo court! 7 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,364 (Michaels): Court is now in session. 8 00:00:33,365 --> 00:00:35,158 Why are you standing so close to me? 9 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:36,535 - Huh? - It's just you're makin' me 10 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,328 fuckin' uncomfortable. - I'm your bailer. 11 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:39,914 - Bailiff? - I'm your bailiff. 12 00:00:40,039 --> 00:00:41,290 Okay, okay, well, just, 13 00:00:41,415 --> 00:00:44,210 you... feel like you're gonna... - Actually, wait. 14 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:47,255 At this juncture, 15 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:51,718 Jim, Jim, and Jim are now clients of old. 16 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:55,386 Right? Effective immediately, 17 00:00:55,387 --> 00:00:59,100 I'll be representing Goody, Dolo, and Hitch. 18 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,559 (Shoresy gasps) - B'y ya don't got to. 19 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,853 (Shoresy): Oh no, I want to. Oh no, I insist. 20 00:01:04,772 --> 00:01:06,066 Prosecution may proceed. 21 00:01:06,231 --> 00:01:07,566 Away you go, Shoresy. 22 00:01:07,733 --> 00:01:10,069 People are saying the Jims banged broads 23 00:01:10,194 --> 00:01:13,239 my clients sometimes bang? Huh? 24 00:01:14,072 --> 00:01:15,575 Is this true, Jim? - Yeah. 25 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:16,867 - Jim? - Yes. 26 00:01:16,992 --> 00:01:18,142 - Jim? - We just kissed. 27 00:01:18,143 --> 00:01:19,244 (speaking French) 28 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:20,745 - Why? - Okay, we did a bit more 29 00:01:20,746 --> 00:01:22,247 than that, but we didn't go all the way. 30 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:23,414 - Kissing's unbelievable. - You were ordered 31 00:01:23,415 --> 00:01:25,250 by the kangaroo court to go apologize 32 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,709 to Pam, Britt, and Mel about making up a story 33 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:28,753 about Dolo, Hitch, and Goody and the hockey moms. 34 00:01:28,754 --> 00:01:31,007 Now, are we to understand that that apology 35 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:32,759 went extremely well? 36 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,886 Like, so well that it led to sexual intercourse? 37 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,847 Or just trottin' to second or third like Jim did, 38 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,015 for some reason. - Jim? 39 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,156 Yeah. (Michaels): Jim? 40 00:01:41,266 --> 00:01:42,560 - Yes. - Jim? 41 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,393 Withstanding from sex is not only a sign of respect 42 00:01:44,394 --> 00:01:47,044 for your partner, but a sign of respect for yourself. 43 00:01:47,564 --> 00:01:48,774 That's what I wanna know. 44 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,068 With seven million people on this planet. 45 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,735 - Seven billion. - Shut the fuck up, Michaels! 46 00:01:52,736 --> 00:01:57,700 You being handsome, athletic, Indigenous Canadians, 47 00:01:57,825 --> 00:02:01,370 certainly you coulda found some other broads out there 48 00:02:01,495 --> 00:02:03,665 that my clients don't sometimes bang. 49 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:05,249 Where are you going with this, Shoresy? 50 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,292 I'm just saying, maybe it's one of those nights, 51 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,461 you just go home and hammer on it. 52 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:13,174 So, what went wrong, Jim? 53 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:15,967 The broads didn't believe us that the boys 54 00:02:15,968 --> 00:02:17,136 didn't bang the hockey moms. 55 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,388 (Shoresy gasps) 56 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:20,138 - Jim? - And we understood that maybe 57 00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:22,348 they wanted to get with us to get back at the boys. 58 00:02:22,349 --> 00:02:24,101 (Shoresy gasps) - Jim. 59 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,811 Yes, there are billions of people on the planet, 60 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,104 many of them hot broads, but it's rare to be invited 61 00:02:28,105 --> 00:02:30,607 to bed by broads as hot as Pam, Melodie, and/or Britt. 62 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:31,693 No, that's true. 63 00:02:32,338 --> 00:02:35,611 Pretty fuckin' hot. Bit young but... 64 00:02:35,612 --> 00:02:38,448 Jim, what'd you do if you didn't go all the way, b'y? 65 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:40,701 - Do you really wanna know? - Oh, my God. 66 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,870 At one point, I looked at my phone and realized 67 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:43,954 I'd been talking for hours. 68 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:46,330 About nothing and everything all at the same time. 69 00:02:46,331 --> 00:02:48,292 We talked about our journeys, and we cried, 70 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,126 and then we laughed 'til we cried. 71 00:02:50,127 --> 00:02:51,836 I finally went to leave as the sun was coming up 72 00:02:51,837 --> 00:02:54,298 and we stood in the doorway talking for another hour. 73 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,799 She told me she was an Aries. And I was like, 74 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,217 "No way, that's crazy." That's when it all made sense. 75 00:02:58,218 --> 00:03:00,680 She's an Aries, I'm a Leo. 76 00:03:09,938 --> 00:03:12,567 Hmm. Okay. 77 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:13,776 Cool. 78 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,484 What do you wanna do here, Michaels? 79 00:03:15,485 --> 00:03:18,448 Well, I'm hesitant to hand down any additional 80 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:21,073 sentence because the ball was clearly in their court. 81 00:03:21,074 --> 00:03:23,869 - Who, the broads? - The girls. Yes. 82 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,820 But I don't condone the Jims on taking them up on it, either. 83 00:03:27,414 --> 00:03:29,876 I mean, if I can make a statement 84 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,741 regarding everyone present here, 85 00:03:31,742 --> 00:03:34,378 we're about to start playing together soon. 86 00:03:34,379 --> 00:03:36,590 I mean, except for... - Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 87 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,174 - I'm sorry. - Just shut the fuck up. 88 00:03:38,175 --> 00:03:39,551 I am sorry. 89 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,181 We're gonna be teammates, 90 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:46,391 so we gotta start acting like a fuckin' team. 91 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,811 Because I can safely conclude 92 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,520 that we are all worse versions of ourselves 93 00:03:51,521 --> 00:03:54,025 when we're not playing hockey. 94 00:03:55,693 --> 00:04:00,490 (♪ Ab's Song ♪ (by The Marshall Tucker Band) 95 00:04:02,950 --> 00:04:05,662 ♪ If I die at 23 ♪ 96 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,497 ♪ Won't you bury me ♪ 97 00:04:09,456 --> 00:04:11,501 ♪ In the sunshine? ♪ 98 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:16,964 ♪ Please let me know That you're still mine ♪ 99 00:04:17,923 --> 00:04:19,800 ♪ Though I'm gone ♪ 100 00:04:21,343 --> 00:04:24,805 ♪ My love for you Is oh, so strong ♪ 101 00:04:32,312 --> 00:04:35,608 ♪ And when the grass grows over me ♪ 102 00:04:36,942 --> 00:04:38,569 ♪ Let me know ♪ 103 00:04:39,403 --> 00:04:41,113 ♪ You still love me ♪ 104 00:04:42,572 --> 00:04:46,744 ♪ Never put nobody else Above me ♪ 105 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,329 ♪ Then I'll know ♪ 106 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:54,459 ♪ My love for you Will always grow ♪ 107 00:05:04,052 --> 00:05:05,846 (song fades) 108 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:14,814 I think it's about time we reset 109 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:16,649 the tone in here, fellas. 110 00:05:22,654 --> 00:05:25,323 I think maybe it's about time we reset it! 111 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:27,159 (♪ Feel the Love ♪ (by Rudimental) 112 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,660 ♪ You know I said it's true ♪ 113 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,247 ♪ I can feel the love Can you feel it too ♪ 114 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:34,000 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 115 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,836 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 116 00:05:37,586 --> 00:05:39,296 ♪ You know I said it's true ♪ 117 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:42,007 ♪ I can feel the love Can you feel it too ♪ 118 00:05:42,132 --> 00:05:44,593 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 119 00:05:44,718 --> 00:05:48,348 ♪ I can feel it ah, ah, ah-ah, yeah ♪ 120 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,033 ♪ You know I said it's true ♪ 121 00:05:50,057 --> 00:05:52,641 ♪ I can feel the love Can you feel it too ♪ 122 00:05:52,642 --> 00:05:55,437 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 123 00:05:55,562 --> 00:05:58,065 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 124 00:05:58,899 --> 00:06:00,651 ♪ You know I said it's true ♪ 125 00:06:00,776 --> 00:06:03,277 ♪ I can feel the love Can you feel it too ♪ 126 00:06:03,278 --> 00:06:08,701 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 127 00:06:20,504 --> 00:06:23,047 ♪ You know I said it's true ♪ 128 00:06:23,048 --> 00:06:25,050 ♪ You know I said ♪ 129 00:06:31,264 --> 00:06:33,891 ♪ You know I said it's true ♪ 130 00:06:33,892 --> 00:06:36,437 ♪ You know I said ♪ 131 00:06:41,817 --> 00:06:43,403 ♪ You know I said it's true ♪ 132 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,904 ♪ I can feel the love Can you feel it too ♪ 133 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,615 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 134 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:51,661 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 135 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,703 ♪ You know I said it's true ♪ 136 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:56,624 ♪ I can feel the love Can you feel it too ♪ 137 00:06:56,749 --> 00:07:02,588 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 138 00:07:07,259 --> 00:07:09,887 ♪ You know, you know, you know ♪ 139 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,605 ♪ You know, you know, you know ♪ 140 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,803 ♪ I gotta tell you, yeah ♪ 141 00:07:55,807 --> 00:07:57,350 ♪ I gotta tell you ♪ 142 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:58,518 ♪ Tell you ♪ 143 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:00,102 ♪ I gotta tell you ♪ 144 00:08:00,103 --> 00:08:01,646 ♪ Tell you ♪ 145 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,236 ♪ I gotta tell you ♪ 146 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:09,362 ♪ Tell you ♪ 147 00:08:09,487 --> 00:08:12,617 ♪ Tell you ♪ 148 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:19,455 ♪ You know I said it's true ♪ 149 00:08:19,456 --> 00:08:22,000 ♪ I can feel the love Can you feel it too ♪ 150 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:27,048 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 151 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:30,049 ♪ You know I said it's true ♪ 152 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:32,469 ♪ I can feel the love Can you feel it too ♪ 153 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,554 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 154 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:38,058 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 155 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,601 ♪ You know I said it's true ♪ 156 00:08:40,602 --> 00:08:43,354 ♪ I can feel the love Can you feel it too ♪ 157 00:08:43,355 --> 00:08:48,235 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 158 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:51,238 ♪ You know I said it's true ♪ 159 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:54,199 ♪ I can feel the love Can you feel it too ♪ 160 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,744 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 161 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,580 ♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪ 162 00:09:00,538 --> 00:09:02,792 ♪ I can feel it, I can feel it ♪ 163 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:07,129 ♪ I can feel it Can you feel it too ♪ 164 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,216 ♪ Ah-ah ♪ 165 00:09:12,217 --> 00:09:16,178 ♪ Too, too ♪ 166 00:09:16,179 --> 00:09:21,101 ♪ Ah-ah ♪ 167 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,894 - So, it won't be TV then. - Nope. 168 00:09:23,895 --> 00:09:25,354 Well, I guess you got no choice 169 00:09:25,355 --> 00:09:27,942 but to coach the Bulldogs. - I'm not built to coach. 170 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:30,402 - You haven't tried it. - I'd feel helpless back there. 171 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,402 You should try everything once. 172 00:09:31,403 --> 00:09:32,946 Like I'd wanna jump out of my skin. 173 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:35,282 - Don't be a fuckin' baby. - I'd just wanna get out there 174 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,449 and kill somebody. - Right. 175 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,368 I already just wanna get out there and kill somebody. 176 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,580 - Just coach. - I listen to you when you talk. 177 00:09:40,745 --> 00:09:42,248 (Nat scoffs) 178 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,083 What are you gonna do, then? 179 00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:46,417 I dunno. 180 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:48,461 Well, "I dunno." 181 00:09:49,504 --> 00:09:52,423 I could just hear my mom saying, "Get to doing something..." 182 00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:54,427 (both): "Or you're just a bum." 183 00:09:58,221 --> 00:10:01,767 Little while after my mom died, I got a shrink. 184 00:10:03,184 --> 00:10:05,769 - You got a psychiatrist? - A psychologist. 185 00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:07,939 - What's the difference? - Well, a psychiatrist 186 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,108 can prescribe drugs, and a psychologist can't. 187 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,109 So, a psychologist is a shrink? 188 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:14,112 - They're both shrinks. - What's a counsellor? 189 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,739 And why did you say it like that? 190 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,866 - Like what? Huh? - Like... 191 00:10:17,991 --> 00:10:20,200 Like, you got a shrink? 192 00:10:20,201 --> 00:10:22,077 I dunno, just... 193 00:10:22,078 --> 00:10:24,956 always saw you as like the tallest tree in the forest. 194 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,875 - What? - Like the biggest 195 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,461 building in the city. 196 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,628 Is this supposed to be a compliment? 197 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,214 Solid. 198 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,971 I gave my mom a lotta love. 199 00:10:42,015 --> 00:10:44,600 The shrink said, "Now that she's gone, 200 00:10:44,601 --> 00:10:47,980 you need to find a place to put your love." 201 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,107 That was you guys. 202 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,985 Our Bulldogs. 203 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:04,746 You love playing hockey, but now that that's gone, 204 00:11:04,871 --> 00:11:08,000 you need to find a place to put your love. 205 00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:31,148 (Nat breathes shakily) 206 00:11:40,115 --> 00:11:42,368 (Nat): Find a place to put your love. 207 00:11:43,576 --> 00:11:45,162 (knock on door) 208 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,330 (Shoresy): Look at you. - Look at me. 209 00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:49,374 You look like you've been in there missing me. 210 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,584 - I was callin' the cops. - Oh yeah? Should I have texted 211 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,670 first so that you could respond somewhere between 212 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,672 half a day and a full day and a half later? 213 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,216 I like that you drop by. It's old-fashioned and fun. 214 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,509 You think that's fun, wait 'til I take my shorts off. 215 00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:02,096 - 'kay, do it. - You want me to? 216 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,638 (both): Huh? - I know you would. 217 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,099 I'd take my eyebrows off 218 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,893 for a high-five from you right about now. 219 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,820 Let's go inside and build a fort. 220 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,571 - My kid's in there. - Three of us could 221 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,946 build a huge fort. - Mm-hmm? 222 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:22,739 - What do I gotta do? - Run a marathon. 223 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:24,409 (Shoresy chuckles softly) 224 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:27,328 Frustrated? 225 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,749 Comin' to the end of your rope? 226 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,916 Maybe you're not sure about this after all. 227 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,042 - I'm sure. - Yeah? 228 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,296 - I'm sure. - Okay. 229 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,178 - Okay. - Okay. 230 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,600 (Shoresy): Okay. - Okay. 231 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:52,437 - Okay. - Okay. 232 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,317 - Okay. - Okay. 233 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,486 - Okay. - Okay. 234 00:13:00,528 --> 00:13:01,778 Okay. 235 00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:03,031 (Greasy Dude): Quit yellin', asshole! 236 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,240 (Shoresy): Shut up, ya fuckin' crackhead. 237 00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:07,284 (whistle screeches) - Let's hear more about 238 00:13:07,285 --> 00:13:08,787 this prospects party. 239 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,245 I don't wanna be insensitive to the b'ys 240 00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:12,116 who couldn't make it, so I'll say dis. 241 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,125 It was the most fun I ever had in me life. 242 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,129 - Fuck you! - In me life, b'ys. 243 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,380 - Party was unbelievable. - Got it. 244 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:22,883 (Shoresy): Yeah, looks like the boys are ready for camp, 245 00:13:22,884 --> 00:13:24,801 to me. - B'ys looks real fast. 246 00:13:24,802 --> 00:13:26,432 - Good skaters. - Caleb's strong. 247 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,972 He's kickin' everything out. 248 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,144 Oh yeah, it's the stick, Mase. It's the stick! 249 00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:35,939 Yeah, flex it again. Make sure it's not broken. 250 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,399 Then for sure you won't whiff on the puck again. 251 00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:39,575 Hey! 252 00:13:39,692 --> 00:13:41,319 Tendy. You're the coach? 253 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,653 Don't talk... (Shoresy): Huh? 254 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:43,946 Don't talk to my fuckin' guys. 255 00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:45,114 So, you're the one they're always 256 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,491 complaining about, huh? 257 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,950 - Such an idiot. - What a loser. 258 00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:49,994 You had enough underachieving for the Bulldogs. 259 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,080 Thought you'd try underachieving here instead, eh? 260 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,499 I'm warning you. (Bulldogs): Whoa, whoa! 261 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,751 That's a warning! Be careful. 262 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,545 (Shoresy): Three strikes, you're out! 263 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,548 Well, it's great they got a guy like you to show 'em the way. 264 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,383 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - No, I mean it. 265 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:04,968 You were smart enough to quit the Bulldogs 266 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,010 before you became the worst goalie in the history 267 00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:08,513 of the NOSHO. - Oh yeah. 268 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,806 Like statistically, the worst goalie of all time. 269 00:14:10,807 --> 00:14:12,349 - Really? - Yeah, but don't worry. 270 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:14,018 I don't see anyone else comin' along that's gonna be 271 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,459 as bad as you, so there's that. 272 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,522 Teachin' the b'ys anything or just skatin' 'em, Tendy? 273 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,816 What are you teachin' them? To give their balls a tug? 274 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,777 Is that allowed? Can you do that? 275 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,652 What about the undergarment? They take it off, 276 00:14:23,653 --> 00:14:25,864 they keep it on, or what? - They should put you guys 277 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,072 in charge of what to wear with those shirts. 278 00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:28,490 Oh yeah? You wanna try it on? 279 00:14:28,491 --> 00:14:29,993 Little message from everyone in Sudbury, 280 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,411 just when it couldn't get any gayer 281 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,245 than the Blueberry Bulldogs, you guys come 282 00:14:33,246 --> 00:14:35,373 from the fuckin' top rope with Blueberry Buddies. 283 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,249 - You like that, eh? - Which is impossibly gayer. 284 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,711 - We'll get you a shirt. - Impossibly gayer. 285 00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:42,819 What do we do with the guys today? 286 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:45,465 Well, what do they wanna do? (Mason): Anything but hockey. 287 00:14:45,466 --> 00:14:48,010 There's lots of things you can do other than hockey, b'ys. 288 00:14:48,011 --> 00:14:49,845 A week left before we're all off to our own 289 00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:51,180 respective camps. I'd venture to guess 290 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,141 that we won't all be together again until Christmas. 291 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,058 - That's four months. - Nice, Michaels. 292 00:14:55,059 --> 00:14:56,561 Good, quick math. Why don't you run to the bathroom 293 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,152 and count the pubic hairs on the edge of the urinal? 294 00:14:59,153 --> 00:15:01,273 - Hang with the boys. - Chase girls. 295 00:15:01,274 --> 00:15:03,026 - Love tubing. - I'd love to continue 296 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,735 developing my tubing skillset, yes. 297 00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:05,862 Yeah, tubing's so sick. 298 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,572 (all chattering) 299 00:15:07,897 --> 00:15:12,243 The Blueberry Fest Dance is kinda the last shake 300 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,912 for the boys, so we wanna make it count. 301 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,037 You might even have a second beer? 302 00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:16,372 How are you gonna make it count? 303 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,363 Jackie's gonna close on Maria Mercier. 304 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,084 - Tell 'em Jackie. - Shut up. 305 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,715 - Jackie's gonna wheel. - Shut up. 306 00:15:21,716 --> 00:15:23,922 - Ever heard of Maria Mercier? - No, we've never heard 307 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,257 of whatever 17-year-old Ariana Grande fan 308 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,134 he's sweet on, Caleb. - I'm Carter. 309 00:15:28,259 --> 00:15:30,178 I've heard of Maria Mercier. 310 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,639 Are we gonna have to have a private conversation? 311 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,474 She hangs out at our parties, old man. 312 00:15:35,475 --> 00:15:36,851 - She's a rocket. - She's 23. 313 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,061 She's a fuckin' rocket. 314 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,562 She's the beer girl at our rink. 315 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,396 - Which one? - That one. 316 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,732 (Shoresy): No. (Hitch): Yeah, that one. 317 00:15:42,857 --> 00:15:44,274 (Shoresy): Come on! 318 00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:45,902 (whistle screeches) (Goody): That one. 319 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,027 You'd have a better chance 320 00:15:47,028 --> 00:15:48,403 at getting Ariana Grande herself. 321 00:15:48,404 --> 00:15:50,114 - I know. - With that big forehead. 322 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,449 Yeah, he's got a big forehead, eh? 323 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,409 Look at the big forehead on him, look. 324 00:15:54,327 --> 00:15:57,873 Look, if you can't win, don't play. 325 00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:00,500 Well, Shoresy, you got Laura Mohr. 326 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:03,379 - Don't her ex play in the show? - Calgary. 327 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,712 First-rounder. 328 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,964 That ain't necessarily a big deal. 329 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,383 I follow her on Instagram. 330 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:10,133 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, Jackie's on there 331 00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:12,135 every five, ten minutes looking at her bum-bum. 332 00:16:12,136 --> 00:16:13,970 I know I can't get her. Way outta my league. 333 00:16:13,971 --> 00:16:15,557 I just think she's super hot. 334 00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:18,226 - You can get her. - What? 335 00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:20,143 - You can get her. - No, I can't. 336 00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:22,271 Look, don't worry about your weird nose and big forehead. 337 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,862 - Got a big nose on him, look. - His teeth are too white. 338 00:16:24,899 --> 00:16:25,949 You can get her. 339 00:16:27,193 --> 00:16:28,903 What, you want the girl? 340 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,654 - Yeah. - Well, you don't sound very 341 00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,447 sure of yourself. Maybe looking at her TikToks 342 00:16:32,448 --> 00:16:33,907 makes you happy enough. - Hundred percent. 343 00:16:33,908 --> 00:16:35,450 - No, I do. - So, you want the girl? 344 00:16:35,451 --> 00:16:37,077 (Jack): Yeah. - Then ya gotta go out 345 00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:38,495 and get her, big boy. - How? 346 00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:41,792 Do you know how much ass your Blueberry Buddies get? 347 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,460 - Tons. - Tons of ass. 348 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,503 I know, sometimes I can't believe how much ass 349 00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,130 the boys get. - A more than respectable 350 00:16:48,131 --> 00:16:49,798 amount by any metric. - So, with the help 351 00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,217 of your Blueberry Buddies, 352 00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:53,344 you're gonna close on Marlena Mercier. 353 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,053 - It's actually... - But don't expect any help 354 00:16:55,054 --> 00:16:56,471 from Michaels on that. - Come on, really? 355 00:16:56,472 --> 00:16:58,391 Unless you're looking for some tips on being at home 356 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,308 eating solo paninis and pullin' on it. 357 00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:02,018 (Michaels): Fuck you, Shoresy. - Hey, how about the balls 358 00:17:02,019 --> 00:17:04,146 on Arby's with those curly fries? 359 00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:06,497 (all chattering) How 'bout the balls on them? 360 00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:09,903 Hey! 361 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,154 You can get her. - Even with that big forehead. 362 00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:14,489 You better paint it bright so a bird don't fly into it. 363 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:17,286 - We leave in a week. - Well, we better get to work. 364 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,871 (Shoresy): Here we go now. 365 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,204 What does she like? 366 00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:22,539 - I don't... - Huh? 367 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:23,590 I don't know. 368 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:24,909 She likes bikinis, boys. 369 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,210 - Yep. - We know 100 percent 370 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,670 she likes those. - Bunch of photos on her 371 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,922 Instagram. Ever seen it? - Too busy on your mom's IG. 372 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,842 - What are her hobbies? - Dancing. 373 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:34,719 Yeah, at all those clubs you're not old enough 374 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,554 to get into, eh, Jackie? - Not just at clubs, 375 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,889 at like, music festivals and stuff. 376 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,975 Okay, so she likes to play some tunes. Yes, sir! 377 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,059 Like techno and shit? 378 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,560 No, like country and classic rock. 379 00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:45,771 Can see if they'll put on some oldies for ya, Hitch. 380 00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:47,230 Sounds like a real northern girl then. 381 00:17:47,231 --> 00:17:48,399 - She is. - Eh, Northern Ontario 382 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,485 where the men are men, and so are the women. 383 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,902 Good observation, Jack. She's almost always playing 384 00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:54,279 country on those dudes' boats she likes to bomb around on. 385 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,364 - In very little. - If only you had a boat, eh? 386 00:17:56,365 --> 00:17:58,034 She'd be a done deal. - She'd be wrapped up. 387 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,618 You'd be boatin' to your wedding. 388 00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:01,120 So, she likes music and she likes dancing. 389 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,412 - Do you dance? - No. 390 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,207 - Well, ya better fuckin' learn. - How? 391 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,084 - Put your head down. - You put one foot 392 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,015 in front of the other and figure it out. 393 00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:09,754 - I can't! - Sure you can. 394 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,922 You do the five finger shuffle to her every night. 395 00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:13,466 - Do you want the girl? - Yeah, but... 396 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,634 Huh? Well, how else are you gonna fuckin' impress her? 397 00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:17,178 She's five years older and ten times hotter. 398 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,680 - Rocket. - Bit young, but... 399 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,556 You got that big forehead on ya too, b'y. 400 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,266 The man makes a good point, Jackson. 401 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,657 - About the forehead? - No! 402 00:18:23,658 --> 00:18:25,769 - What's your hair like? - Fuckin' all gone real soon, 403 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:27,395 I'll tell ya that much. - I'm not gonna dance. 404 00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:29,775 Okay. You wanna wheel her, 405 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,527 you know she likes dancing, 406 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,236 but you don't wanna dance for her? 407 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,612 - Would you? - I'd be fuckin' 408 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,615 dancin' for her right now. Like this. Eh? 409 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,825 She'd be forgettin' about you real fuckin' quick. 410 00:18:39,826 --> 00:18:41,452 Fuckin' Jake who? - Jack. 411 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,453 Come on, you dance with Rosie Palmer to her every night. 412 00:18:43,454 --> 00:18:44,957 - Shut up. - You lock the door 413 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,414 and play a little shower frisbee. 414 00:18:46,415 --> 00:18:48,250 - I'm not gonna dance. - Then you don't want her. 415 00:18:48,251 --> 00:18:51,003 - Yeah, I do! - No, you don't. 416 00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,838 (all): Yes, he does. - You know what I'd do 417 00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:53,889 for my girl? - What? 418 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,633 Huh? I hate spiders. 419 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,511 Terrified of 'em. Turn me into a little girl. 420 00:18:58,636 --> 00:19:01,012 I'd give a tarantula a Thai rub-down 421 00:19:01,013 --> 00:19:02,806 just to take out her trash. 422 00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:05,685 I'd lick a bum's big toe just to clean her bathroom. 423 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,855 I'd eat dirt just to put her duvet cover back on. 424 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,440 I'd learn to like cats just to organize her clutter. 425 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,693 I'd bite into a beehive just to hose out her bins. 426 00:19:14,694 --> 00:19:17,779 I'd snort woodchips just to do a load of her whites. 427 00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:19,991 I'd suck a tiger shark's tit 428 00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:22,325 to untangle the cords behind her TV. 429 00:19:22,326 --> 00:19:24,676 But you won't do a little dance to impress her? 430 00:19:24,677 --> 00:19:26,372 Ya gotta make the girl smile, b'y. 431 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,332 I'm gonna teach ya a little lesson here, boys. 432 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,666 If you wanna win, 433 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,921 you gotta be willing to do whatever it takes. 434 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,339 All right? Whatever it takes. 435 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,549 I mean, Shoresy takes his girl downtown every week 436 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:38,930 and sings her karaoke songs. 437 00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:40,135 What it takes, you fuckin' idiot. 438 00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:41,970 Looks like an idiot in front of everyone. 439 00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:44,141 - She likes it. - I wakes up two days later 440 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,766 still laughin' at how bad he is. 441 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,477 It's not how many you win, it's how many you show up for. 442 00:19:50,271 --> 00:19:51,479 See, and he does music. 443 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,191 He's the only one of you who does fuckin' music. 444 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,662 Ya gotta be willin' to put it all on de line, me son. 445 00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:57,193 She posted she's going to karaoke 446 00:19:57,194 --> 00:19:58,403 at Little Montreal tomorrow night. 447 00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:00,198 (Mason): Why are you on her page, Caleb? 448 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,069 The aforementioned bum-bum, Mason. 449 00:20:02,617 --> 00:20:04,410 - You're gonna sing. - No way! 450 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,702 Ya said she likes tunes, right? 451 00:20:05,703 --> 00:20:07,371 You don't wanna dance, you're gonna sing. 452 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,165 - I can't! - If Shoresy can do it, 453 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,874 you can do it. - I'll look like an idiot! 454 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:13,001 That's the point! You wanna look like an idiot. 455 00:20:13,002 --> 00:20:15,337 It's not as if she thinks you're fuckin' Brian McKnight. 456 00:20:15,338 --> 00:20:16,588 Brian McKnight? 457 00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:18,591 What, I'm just saying, it's not as if she thinks 458 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:21,177 he's fuckin' Ginuwine. - Pfft, you're hilarious, bro. 459 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,678 All I'm sayin' is it's fuckin' not as if 460 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,555 she thinks he's singin' in fuckin' Sisqo. 461 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,348 This is how you distract her from your face. 462 00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:27,725 Yeah, otherwise she's just gonna be lookin' 463 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,727 at your ugly face. - Look at the face on him, look. 464 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,354 Not as bad as Caleb's big head. 465 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,564 You mean Carter's. 466 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,565 - They've both got big heads. - Guys... 467 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,067 Don't let Mason off the hook. 468 00:20:36,192 --> 00:20:38,069 That's a big head too, b'y. 469 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,903 We're the fuckin' Blueberry Buddies 470 00:20:39,904 --> 00:20:41,114 and the Big Head Boys. 471 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,075 (rap music plays) 472 00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:46,327 Hey, you guys know these pizza boxes 473 00:20:46,452 --> 00:20:47,954 may not be recycled, right? 474 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,992 Why are you guys just standin' here? 475 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,300 Huh? 476 00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:53,834 They're sittin' where we usually sit. 477 00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:56,086 Oh yeah, I guess they're sittin' where we usually sit. 478 00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:57,407 All right, sit on the floor. 479 00:20:57,964 --> 00:21:00,299 Now you guys can sit where we usually sit. 480 00:21:02,635 --> 00:21:05,931 All right, since we're on the topic of playin' tunes, 481 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,641 I'll refer to Hitch. - Defer. 482 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:08,933 - Hmm? - Defer. 483 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,935 - What? - You said refer. 484 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,603 - Yeah. - Ya means defer. 485 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,355 - No, I don't. - Yeah, you do. 486 00:21:14,897 --> 00:21:17,901 So, I said refer, but I mean defer? 487 00:21:18,442 --> 00:21:20,192 It's a good thing I'm pretty, boys. 488 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,115 Now Jack, as we already established, 489 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,241 no one expects ya to get up there and be Bell Biv Devoe. 490 00:21:26,242 --> 00:21:28,412 Best you can hope for is to go make a fool 491 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,829 outta yourself like Shoresy. - Depends who ya ask. 492 00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:32,874 - You look dumb, bro. - Depends who ya ask. 493 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,460 Look, and he does music. 494 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,127 Listen to the guy who does music. 495 00:21:37,128 --> 00:21:38,421 Ya gotta act the fool, me son. 496 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,963 Why would I wanna make a fool of myself? 497 00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:42,133 'Cause that's how you get 'em right in the twat. 498 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,524 - Pardon? - The whole point 499 00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:45,301 of the exercise is to show the girl 500 00:21:45,302 --> 00:21:46,470 you're willin' to take a risk for her. 501 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,222 - Be brave. - Stick your neck out. 502 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:50,141 - Give your balls a tug. - Ya wants to show her 503 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,642 you're willin' to put yourself in a vulnerable 504 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,809 position for her. - What it do. 505 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:54,603 Whatever it takes to make the girl smile. 506 00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,294 - What it does. - And for that level 507 00:21:56,295 --> 00:21:57,815 of vulnerability, ya must pick a song 508 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,775 that's incredibly hard to sing. - Yes. 509 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,152 - What? - There ya go, Jackie. 510 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,362 Somethin' with a bunch o' high notes and all that. 511 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:04,613 - Come on. - Show her you're ready 512 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,991 to put yourself on the line for her, me son. 513 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,325 - Really? - That's how you get 'em 514 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,993 right in the twat. - And for dat, 515 00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:13,539 I wants to introduce the b'ys to a 1982 classic. 516 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,124 Hitch, you're old as dirt, eh? 517 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,170 From their self-titled debut album, "Sheriff." 518 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,296 Dis is, "When I'm Wit' You." 519 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,547 - I love this song. - Jack, fuckin' seriously, 520 00:22:22,548 --> 00:22:24,299 pay attention. This is a really good one. 521 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,675 Just listen to de lyrics, b'ys. 522 00:22:25,676 --> 00:22:27,261 (Shoresy): Pay attention. 523 00:22:27,386 --> 00:22:29,376 (♪ When I'm With You ♪ (by Sheriff) 524 00:22:29,847 --> 00:22:33,934 I never needed love like I need you. 525 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:35,228 Pay attention, Jack. 526 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,146 And I never lived for nobody, 527 00:22:38,397 --> 00:22:39,690 like I live for you. 528 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,107 Yeah, yeah! (Dolo): Mm-hmm. 529 00:22:41,108 --> 00:22:43,611 ♪ Ooh babe ♪ 530 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:47,030 (Shoresy): Yeah! Yeah! - ♪ Lost in love ♪ 531 00:22:47,031 --> 00:22:49,116 ♪ Is what I feel ♪ 532 00:22:49,241 --> 00:22:50,367 (Shoresy): Wow! 533 00:22:50,493 --> 00:22:53,788 ♪ When I'm with you ♪ 534 00:22:53,913 --> 00:22:55,874 - ♪ Baby ♪ - Hey, Shoresy, wait, 535 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,540 there's another verse. - Fuck. Fuck. 536 00:22:57,541 --> 00:22:59,961 Maybe it's the way ya touches me, 537 00:23:00,086 --> 00:23:01,346 like the warmth of the sun. 538 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,965 (Shoresy): Pay attention. - Maybe it's the way ya smiles. 539 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,428 To come undone. 540 00:23:09,386 --> 00:23:14,266 - ♪ Ooh babe, lost in love ♪ - Yes, yes! 541 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:15,518 (Shoresy): Yes! 542 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,063 ♪ Is what I feel ♪ (Shoresy): Yeah! 543 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:20,022 ♪ When I'm with you ♪ 544 00:23:20,147 --> 00:23:21,817 As a team. 545 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:22,525 Dun-dun! 546 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,276 (Bulldogs): ♪ Baby ♪ 547 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:27,614 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 548 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:31,326 ♪ Ooh, I get chills when I'm with you ♪ 549 00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:34,578 ♪ Oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪ 550 00:23:35,788 --> 00:23:40,918 ♪ Oh, baby, yeah, yeah ♪ 551 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:44,881 ♪ My world stands still when I'm with you ♪ 552 00:23:45,115 --> 00:23:48,299 (Shoresy): Wow! - When I'm wit' you. 553 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,678 (Bulldogs): Woo! 554 00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:53,556 (Shoresy): That's what it takes. Right fuckin' there. 555 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,225 (Hitch): Okay, Jackie boy. 556 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,602 The stage has been set. 557 00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,377 I heard she likes country music and old classic rock. 558 00:24:00,396 --> 00:24:02,315 Which song are you gonna select? 559 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,900 Uh... 560 00:24:07,444 --> 00:24:08,494 (Carter): Later. 561 00:24:08,495 --> 00:24:09,864 (Shoresy): Where's your hand signal? 562 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,323 (Mason): Shut up! (Shoresy): Signal your intent! 563 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:12,115 (Jill): Shoresy! 564 00:24:12,116 --> 00:24:13,576 (tire rasps on road) 565 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,578 Got a minute? 566 00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:21,291 I'm gonna give myself a big pat on the back for all of this. 567 00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:22,461 Fer what? 568 00:24:22,626 --> 00:24:25,086 He's got energy when he goes to see you guys. 569 00:24:25,087 --> 00:24:26,423 He's excited. 570 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,508 He's got a weird laugh, eh? 571 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,633 He's never excited to go to Lakers practice. 572 00:24:30,634 --> 00:24:32,303 Well, they don't look like fun. 573 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,804 Especially in the middle of summer. 574 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:36,724 - He hates his other coach. - He's a fuckin' loser. 575 00:24:36,849 --> 00:24:39,685 He thinks you're cool. They all do. 576 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,353 They'll do well out there. 577 00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:43,272 Thank you for doing this. 578 00:24:44,523 --> 00:24:45,913 - See ya. - Go straight there. 579 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,611 No stopping at Carter's. - Okay. 580 00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:49,487 I'm gonna call and check. (Mason): I know. 581 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,718 You pack your Clearasil? (Mason): Shut up! 582 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,075 Fuckin' Neutrogena guy then, eh? 583 00:24:55,326 --> 00:24:57,077 Where's he goin'? 584 00:24:57,203 --> 00:24:58,663 To his dad's. 585 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,042 So, how do you like it? 586 00:25:04,251 --> 00:25:05,419 What? 587 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:07,796 Being a Blueberry Buddy. 588 00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:10,884 It's not so bad after all. - I don't hate it. 589 00:25:11,016 --> 00:25:14,053 I heard some chatter around town 590 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:16,681 that your teammates really like it. 591 00:25:16,847 --> 00:25:18,517 - Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm. 592 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,476 Hmm. (Jill giggles) 593 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:23,939 I mean they... really like it. 594 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,114 Yep. 595 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,817 There's some perks to the job. 596 00:25:32,905 --> 00:25:34,782 That ever cross your mind? 597 00:25:39,578 --> 00:25:40,955 What? 598 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,883 (Jill sighs) 599 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:56,554 I don't want my neighbours to see you come into the house, 600 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,848 so go around back. I'll open the gate. 601 00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:08,208 (♪ Echo (Huna Edit) ♪ (by Araya, Huna, ft. Raprave) 602 00:26:29,336 --> 00:26:31,298 (♪) 603 00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:50,066 (♪) 604 00:27:04,663 --> 00:27:06,958 (music fades) 605 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:10,251 - I got somethin' to say to you. - Looks like it. 606 00:27:10,252 --> 00:27:11,920 I'm gonna tell ya somethin' right now. 607 00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:13,548 - Let me have it. - You're brutal. 608 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,298 - What? - You're fuckin' brutal. 609 00:27:15,299 --> 00:27:16,842 Not just brutal, but fuckin' brutal? 610 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:19,304 - You got a cute guy like me. - Who's cute? 611 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:20,554 - Me! - You'd be a lot cuter 612 00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:22,096 if you were makin' me a sandwich. 613 00:27:22,097 --> 00:27:23,806 - I'm basically a celebrity. - And you're washed up 614 00:27:23,807 --> 00:27:25,433 in both hockey and broadcasting. Go on. 615 00:27:25,434 --> 00:27:27,310 I'm here all the time telling you 616 00:27:27,311 --> 00:27:29,480 that it all stops at you. 617 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:33,151 And you're always like, "No!" (Laura laughs) 618 00:27:33,317 --> 00:27:35,943 "I need to be sure that you're sure!" 619 00:27:35,944 --> 00:27:38,113 This is all recording on my doorbell cam. 620 00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,783 So, I'm here to tell ya that if this is how it's gonna be... 621 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,826 - It is. - This is what I have to do, 622 00:27:42,951 --> 00:27:45,329 fuckin' hands off 'til I somehow prove it to ya. 623 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,331 - You do. - Then I'm gonna do 624 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,624 the hell out of it. - Good. 625 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,315 - I'm gonna do it like crazy. - Okay. 626 00:27:50,376 --> 00:27:51,544 - Okay. - Okay. 627 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:53,587 Okay. 628 00:27:53,712 --> 00:27:55,130 Okay! - Okay! 629 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:57,467 - Okay! - Okay. 630 00:27:57,592 --> 00:27:59,968 - Okay! - Okay. 631 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:00,844 Okay! 632 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,011 (Greasy Dude): Quit yellin', asshole! 633 00:28:02,012 --> 00:28:03,971 (Shoresy): Shut up, ya fuckin' junkie! 634 00:28:03,972 --> 00:28:05,392 (whistle screeches) 635 00:28:06,308 --> 00:28:08,519 - They're in! - Who? 636 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,728 The boys? (Nat): Where? 637 00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:11,105 (both): Weird Sudbury! 638 00:28:13,232 --> 00:28:14,358 Done deal. 639 00:28:15,234 --> 00:28:17,403 (soft music) 640 00:28:20,426 --> 00:28:23,116 I'd love if the boys were here. 641 00:28:23,117 --> 00:28:25,035 Well, the Bulldogs only have pull to get one minor 642 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:28,248 into the bar, not four. (operatic singing) 643 00:28:31,417 --> 00:28:34,211 Settle down. Oh, my God. 644 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,507 (all chattering) Settle down. 645 00:28:38,090 --> 00:28:39,842 (MC): Next up, we've got Jack. 646 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,385 (Bulldogs cheer) 647 00:28:41,510 --> 00:28:43,096 Jack to the stage, please. 648 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:46,556 (all chattering) 649 00:28:46,557 --> 00:28:48,225 (Shoresy): This is gonna be really good. 650 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:51,645 Hey, Jack, you wanna dedicate the song to anybody or...? 651 00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:52,896 No, you sure? - Yep. 652 00:28:53,021 --> 00:28:55,357 Wanna dedicate the song to anybody here? 653 00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:58,527 - I think she'll figure it out. - All right! It's up to you. 654 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:01,155 (♪ My Maria ♪ by B.W. Stevenson) 655 00:29:04,874 --> 00:29:08,120 ♪ My Maria ♪ (Shoresy): Oh yeah! 656 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:09,537 How 'bout the balls on him? 657 00:29:09,538 --> 00:29:13,625 ♪ Don't you know that I've come a long, long way ♪ 658 00:29:13,750 --> 00:29:15,586 (Shoresy): Yes, sir! Here he goes. 659 00:29:15,711 --> 00:29:17,712 ♪ I've been longin' to see her ♪ 660 00:29:17,713 --> 00:29:20,842 ♪ When she's around she takes my blues away ♪ 661 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:22,259 Yes, yes! 662 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,469 ♪ Sweet Maria ♪ 663 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,180 (Bulldogs cheering) 664 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:29,433 ♪ The sunlight surely hurts my eyes ♪ 665 00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:33,188 ♪ I'm a lonely dreamer ♪ 666 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,857 ♪ On a highway in the skies ♪ (Shoresy): Oh yeah, hell yeah. 667 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,107 Here it comes. Here it comes. 668 00:29:38,108 --> 00:29:39,735 ♪ Maria ♪ (singing high note) 669 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,820 (Bulldogs cheer) 670 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,452 ♪ Maria ♪ (singing high note) 671 00:29:48,577 --> 00:29:51,163 (cheering) 672 00:29:51,288 --> 00:29:52,707 ♪ I love you ♪ 673 00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:54,500 Nailed it. Nailed it. 674 00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:56,251 (all clapping) 675 00:29:56,376 --> 00:29:58,086 (Shoresy): Yeah! 676 00:30:00,339 --> 00:30:01,389 Wow. 677 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,967 ♪ My Maria ♪ 678 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:06,761 (Shoresy): Here he goes. - ♪ There were some blue ♪ 679 00:30:06,762 --> 00:30:09,057 ♪ And sorrow times ♪ 680 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,727 ♪ Just my thoughts about you ♪ 681 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,855 ♪ Bring back my peace of mind ♪ 682 00:30:16,021 --> 00:30:17,591 (Shoresy): Woo! - Okay, b'ys, 683 00:30:17,592 --> 00:30:18,481 he done it. Let's go! 684 00:30:18,482 --> 00:30:19,816 ♪ Gypsy lady ♪ 685 00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:21,276 Game time, boys. 686 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:24,779 ♪ You're a miracle work for me ♪ 687 00:30:24,780 --> 00:30:26,824 Look at this guy! How good is he? 688 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,326 ♪ You set my soul free ♪ 689 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:31,703 ♪ Like a ship sailing on the sea ♪ 690 00:30:31,828 --> 00:30:33,580 - Yeah, buddy. - Here it comes. 691 00:30:33,705 --> 00:30:34,915 Here's the whole team. 692 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,001 ♪ She is the sunlight when her... ♪ 693 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,587 (all): ♪ Skies are grey ♪ 694 00:30:40,712 --> 00:30:42,173 (crowd cheering) 695 00:30:42,339 --> 00:30:45,758 ♪ She treats me so right, lady ♪ 696 00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:49,012 (all): ♪ Take me away ♪ 697 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,267 Here it comes. Here it comes. 698 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:55,686 (all): ♪ My Maria ♪ (singing high note) 699 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:04,153 ♪ Maria ♪ (singing high note) 700 00:31:06,071 --> 00:31:08,030 ♪ I love you ♪ 701 00:31:08,031 --> 00:31:10,617 (all cheering) 702 00:31:10,742 --> 00:31:12,702 (applause) 703 00:31:12,703 --> 00:31:15,289 (laughing) 704 00:31:16,915 --> 00:31:20,420 (♪ What I See In Me ♪ (by Conrad Taylor) 705 00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:25,008 (excited chatter) 706 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:04,588 (♪) 707 00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:31,657 (♪) 708 00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:29,715 Subtitling: difuze 709 00:33:29,765 --> 00:33:34,315 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52721

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