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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Hey, Luke.
- Hey, Susie.
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We were at school together.
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JANE: I don't know, half an hour...
or five minutes. Okay, bye.
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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Coincidence bumping into you here.
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Not really. When you think about it.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- Right, yeah. Yeah, sorry.
- Well, I've had worse.
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I'm sure you have.
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You've already had your results.
Why are you back here?
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We're waiting for someone.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Get up, pack your bags.
- What's going on?
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- It's happened, Dylan.
- Why are you crying?
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She's single. Ilona McLeod is single
and she's having a party.
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I need you to drive me
to the Highlands.
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Evie's coming over to see us.
I'm not driving you out there.
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What's the point of me buying a car
if you're not gonna drive me places?
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Book your driving test!
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Ilona is my 50-year storm, Dylan.
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What are you talking about?
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What am I talking about?
What are you talking about?
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Point Break. 50-year storm at the end?
Bodhi not coming back?
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- I've never seen it.
- You've never... What the...
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What is wrong with you people?
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Okay, I'll talk you through it,
but then we're leaving.
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We open on waves. Titles across water,
titles are in a lovely font.
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A guy rips towards the camera,
spraying us with surf.
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And off that splash,
we're somewhere else wet.
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And it's raining
at the FBI training facility.
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And standing there in that rain,
is Special Agent Johnny Utah,
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as played by Keanu Reeves.
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Utah blasts away at the targets,
blam, blam, blam!
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You wanna have a little guess what score
he gets at the end of target practice?
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- I don't care.
- 100% is the score he gets.
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And he gets a thumbs-up
from the instructor.
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No one gets a thumbs-up
from the instructor.
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(MIMICKING BODHI)
"Back off, Warchild. Seriously."
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And Warchild lets go. Because if
Patrick Swayze tells you to back off,
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you do it.
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(SCREAMING) "This is
such a fucking ride, Utah."
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You know, we could have watched
the whole movie by now?
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"We'll get him when he comes back in."
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"He's not coming back."
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The waves are like...
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Really big waves.
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And Keanu stares into them.
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What does Johnny Utah do now?
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He throws that FBI badge into the surf
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as those waves pummel Bodhi.
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Jesus.
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Yeah.
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- (DOORBELL RINGS)
- Ooh, doorbell.
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Then what happens?
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It's over, Dylan. It's over.
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See you, darling. Call me for a lift home.
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Tell your dad we'll have you
back by 10:00.
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- Very good. Are you going to let me in?
- Change of plan.
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We are going to the Highlands to party.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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EVIE: So who is this girl anyway?
LUKE: Who, Ilona?
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You see, when I was in Lower Sixth,
everyone got into this habit
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of calling me "Mumcut" after someone
took a photograph
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of me and my mum having the same haircut.
Which we didn't.
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(LAUGHS)
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Uh, and that bothered you?
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Uh, yeah. Yes, it did, Dylan.
I pretty much wanted to die.
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(LAUGHING)
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But then you see, Ilona,
who was easily top-three
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in the year for breasts and face,
at the end-of-year party, she kissed me.
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That night I wrote her name
on a condom in permanent marker
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and put Ilona on my list
of things to do before I die.
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She's item number 27.
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When you say she's on your list,
do you mean an actual list?
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Oh, yeah. I've been adding to this thing
since I was seven years old.
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Pretty much all the fun I've ever had
is thanks to that bad boy.
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Number eight. Meet Sue Barker.
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Sue's a special lady.
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But what do you mean by
"Climb near Everest"?
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What, not Everest itself?
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Fuck no. People die on Everest, man.
I don't want to climb it.
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I just want to have a clamber around
nearby. See what the fuss is about.
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Step on it, Dyl. (SIGHS)
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This girl never stays single
for more than a day.
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- Master origami?
- Done.
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DYLAN: Oh, somebody else got her
a sports car too. That is embarrassing.
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EVIE: You're not actually going
to use that condom, are you?
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LUKE: No, I always pack a spare.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Luke! You came!
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I'm so sorry to hear about your...
Your break-up. It's been depressing me.
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Get a drink. I'm drinking my way
through it and you should too.
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This is my brother, Scotty.
Can you do drinks for my friends?
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Just because I live here,
doesn't make me staff.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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- Hi. I'm Dylan.
- Cressida Evans. I recognise you.
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- Are you in equities?
- No, I'm in debt.
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Oh? Management or restructuring?
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- Just personally.
- Mmm-hmm.
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- Is something funny?
- No! Sorry, um, it's not... It's not you.
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I... I... It's just
I find all business cards funny.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Well, I made a quarter of a mil last year
by making new contacts.
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What did you make being sarcastic?
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Oh, I'm having all the fun
I hoped to have already.
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Hi, there. I'm Luke.
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We were all at school together.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
I... I didn't mean to forget you.
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Well, I certainly remember you, Mumcut.
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(GIRLS GIGGLING)
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(LAUGHS) Oh! Wow, yeah!
That was really funny, wasn't it?
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I'd forgotten that.
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Oh, wait, I remember you now.
You're Ivan the Terrible... in Bed!
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Or was it a different Ivan who slept
with Tracy Ellard and jizzed on her knee?
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- Different Ivan.
- Oh, yeah?
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Luke, let's go and get a drink
for the ladies.
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You've grown.
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I've grown in areas
you can't conceive of, pal.
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A negative campaign hurts us both.
Direct attacks off the table?
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Agreed.
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I've waited too long for this.
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You've waited? I was in France
when she broke up with Andrew Ashworth.
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Ashworth wasn't even the last shot.
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She had a trial separation with Grant
two years ago.
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Whoa, whoa, wait,
how did I not hear about this?
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I left my own brother's wedding
to get the last train.
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Arrived just as they got back together.
I nearly shat blood.
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Hey, you still got the eye crinkle?
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(LAUGHS)
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Fucking killer.
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May the best man win.
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- Oh, wow, this is fun!
- So, moving in with Mal?
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Yeah. Got to put my stuff somewhere.
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Winning romantic of the month...
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And how is romantic
working out for you then?
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You've got a complete life going on.
Housing. Career. Boyfriend.
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You just need a dog and then you're done.
You've won, and you can die.
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Look, we've driven a really long way
to a party that doesn't like us.
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And we haven't seen each other for ages.
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And I spent most of yesterday
ordering storage boxes and new cutlery.
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So I just think
that we can do better than moaning.
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- Well, go on then. Have you got any ideas?
- No. But Luke has.
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We do everything that he hasn't yet done.
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- I'm in. Let's do it.
- Yes!
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We got back together
and now we've broken up again. Is it me?
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He wasn't good enough for you.
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Well, Ilona and Grant spent
many years together.
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Let's credit her with some judgement.
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I'm sure he was good.
But was he good enough?
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Let's take the trouble to be specific,
shall we, Ivan?
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I just don't think we should push Ilona
before she's ready.
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I should just hand over my brain
to you two. You guys are smart.
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
I'm here for you, Illy.
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Like I've always been here for you.
Now, honestly, how are you, Ils?
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Yeah, actually seriously,
how are you, Ils?
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You guys are pretty good people,
you know that?
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- I try.
- I am.
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Has Luke really never cooked a meal?
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It's not crossed out.
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I'm thinking we should be
a bit more selective with the list.
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Well, it does get better. Next we are
building a moon base on the moon.
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Was he planning on doing that
before or after meeting Sue Barker?
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Why weren't the three of us
close like this at school?
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It feels like we should have been.
Is it crazy to say that?
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If that's crazy then I'm my mother's cat.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Ivan, you nutter.
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People assume you want to eat the fish,
but carp tastes disgusting.
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- Not an eating fish.
- No, no, strictly a sporting fish.
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But they're bloody cunning too and...
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And the big ones,
you know, they're strong.
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Great. Good to know.
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Done! Next on the list!
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Oi!
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And now one from me.
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Oh, my God. Amazing!
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You've even got...
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Like, family photos.
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How did you...
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Just whatever I could find online.
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This one's from my camera-phone.
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Um, you must have put that on Instagram.
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I'm pretty sure I didn't.
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But...
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Thank you.
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I can't compete with that.
Um, this is a very little thing.
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Do you remember that school trip
to Greece?
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That little shop near the Acropolis that
sold figs soaked in spirits and spices?
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Well, I remember you eating one
and saying it tasted
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like the whole country had been distilled
into each mouthful.
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And you just seemed really,
really happy then.
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Anyway, fast forward. I was in Greece
last summer and I was out walking
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and there it was, still there,
still run by the same old woman.
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And I bought some figs.
And I flew them home and...
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Now this is the weird thing because,
I mean, I love figs, I didn't eat them.
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I just put them on a shelf.
It never seemed like the right time.
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And then when I heard from you
I realised, that was why.
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They belong to you, Ilona.
They... They always did.
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And now you have them in your hands.
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(EXHALES)
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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CROWD: (CHANTING) Drink! Drink! Drink!
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Oh, no!
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Well, that was definitely amazing.
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Right?
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Is she trying to vomit?
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She's got to
"be amazing at drinking games".
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It's on her to-do list for tonight.
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- All right, we're going again.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
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CROWD: (CHANTING) Drink! Drink! Drink!
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Yes!
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Thank, Christ!
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I've got a to-do list for tonight.
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It's very short.
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- Right, you're up.
- See you later.
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Number 31. Jump out
of a moving car, like James Bond.
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- Yes!
- Five miles an hour?
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- No, 10.
- Way too fast for how drunk we are.
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EVIE: Let's go!
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(BOTH YELL)
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DYLAN: Now!
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(CRASHING)
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- Why aren't you in the car?
- Why aren't you in the car?
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It was my turn.
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No, it wasn't! Obviously you were driving,
so I was the one to jump!
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Wasn't obvious to me!
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Fuck!
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Is it fixed?
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Yeah, yeah, it just needed a hair clip
and I happened to have one
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- and now it's as good as new.
- Luke will kill us.
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Shit, someone's coming.
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We were walking nearby and we heard
a noise. Um, I mean, look... Look...
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- I saw it happen.
- With us walking nearby?
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And jumping out of the car.
Why did you do that?
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Please don't tell your sister.
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Come with me.
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Fair warning?
239
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,000
I'm packing this.
240
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,000
- Are you going to help us fix it?
- I want something to buy my silence.
241
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,400
- Five pounds?
- I want to see nudity.
242
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,560
I'm not showing you my bits.
243
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,960
No thanks,
but I'm not at all interested in you.
244
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,160
(CROWD CHEERING)
245
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,320
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
246
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,360
Why would you want to see that?
247
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,080
Because I'm gay
and I'm stuck in the Highlands
248
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,240
and I just thought this would be
the only opportunity I'd get all year.
249
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,040
I thought blackmail would be
a lot less argumentative.
250
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,800
Never mind. I'd better go and tell Ilona.
251
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,120
Look, wait, wait, hang on!
252
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:09,400
How much do you need to see
to make all of this go away?
253
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,000
(LAUGHS) This is some
excellent blackmailing.
254
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,800
- Oh, thanks.
- Whose side are you on?
255
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,680
Well, blackmailing a girl's creepy.
This is kind of endearing.
256
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,000
I definitely want to see the penis.
257
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,120
Less so now.
258
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,600
(CROWD CHEERING)
259
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,600
(MUSIC STOPS)
260
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,600
(TRADITIONAL IRISH MUSIC PLAYING)
261
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,600
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
262
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,240
(CROWD CHANTING)
263
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,280
(ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING)
264
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,840
Have you got protection?
265
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,000
I've got a condom with your name on it.
266
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,240
This is already the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to me.
267
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,200
Come on, get your knickers off.
268
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,520
Why don't you just cram money
into my waistband?
269
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,800
- Can I?
- No!
270
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,320
(DYLAN SIGHS)
271
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,960
There. Satisfied?
272
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,720
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
273
00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,320
Greece must have been amazing.
274
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:06,760
Oh, yeah. Buying stuffed vine leaves
for a few drachma, oh, magical.
275
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,680
Do they not have the euro there?
276
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:14,760
Hey, do you remember that kiss?
At the school dance?
277
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,960
Yes. My friends gave me shit for that,
but look at you now.
278
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,160
No, it was gutsy, I get it.
279
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,240
Kissing Mumcut. I was... I was grateful.
280
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:28,040
Your haircut was quite like your
mum's though. I mean, it was striking.
281
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,160
No. I had hair like Keanu Reeves
at the end of Point Break.
282
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,680
I get Californian surf hair.
283
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,280
It looked quite like a bob.
284
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,920
My... My mum had very different hair.
We both had follicles, that's all.
285
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,960
Hang on. I've got a piccie here somewhere.
286
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,480
Oh, yes! Here. Look. (LAUGHING)
287
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,680
I mean, come on!
288
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,600
You have to admit.
289
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,160
How come you've got the original?
290
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,760
What?
291
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,160
Well, people passed photocopies
around at school but this is...
292
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,680
This is the original.
293
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,720
It's not a big deal, is it?
I tried to make it up to you.
294
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,560
And I could have been climbing
near Everest.
295
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,760
What?
296
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,440
The figs are from Asda.
297
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,040
(SCOFFS)
298
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,960
Now dance for me.
299
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,520
Oh, come on! It's just a car.
300
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,080
SCOTT: Do you know
what a wing mirror costs?
301
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,040
I'll tell Ilona, I swear.
302
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:33,120
Do you know what?
Send us the repair bill. There's my card.
303
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,400
What does this mean?
304
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,040
Blackmail's over.
305
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,000
Oh. Well, that sucks.
306
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,040
Well, thanks for your help, Cressida.
307
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,120
No problem.
308
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,640
Thank you for sharing.
309
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,160
You couldn't have thought of that card
half an hour ago?
310
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,280
No.
311
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,480
Pass me my pants, please, Cressida.
312
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,280
What are you, like, 12? Come on.
313
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,440
Leave me alone,
otherwise they'll arrest you.
314
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,560
- Come on!
- Fivers in here.
315
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,840
- Don't be a bitch. Please, oi!
- (LAUGHING)
316
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,840
No! Look, I'm trying to be helpful!
317
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,440
(SONG PLAYING)
318
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,520
You were magnificent tonight. I mean that.
319
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:44,360
You know something? You, more than
Ilona, you were memorable tonight.
320
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,480
Come on. The River Dancing?
321
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,320
That was bold, bro. And the figs!
322
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,480
(EXHALES) I'll catch her in five years.
323
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,880
No.
324
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,400
Don't bother. You can do better.
325
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,280
You know, it was her
who came up with Mumcut?
326
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,000
You and your mum both had great hair.
327
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,960
You just needed different great hair.
328
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,840
Thanks, man.
329
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,040
(PHONE VIBRATING)
330
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,360
- We shouldn't have...
- No, it's not...
331
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:58,440
I'm not in a good place obviously
or I... I wouldn't have...
332
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,000
I'd have...
333
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,800
I don't... I don't want to fuck things up
for you and Mal.
334
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,920
Right.
335
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,200
Yeah, yeah.
336
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,600
- Sorry. I'm not... I'm not trying...
- No, it's, um...
337
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,040
Can you pass me my bra?
Sorry, I can't reach it.
338
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:35,920
Can we have the radio on?
339
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,920
(SLOW SONG PLAYING)
340
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,280
Can we have it off again?
341
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,680
(RADIO STOPS PLAYING)
342
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,880
Hello.
343
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,720
Hey, how was it?
344
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:01,120
Yeah. Yeah, you know.
I'm just going to take a shower.
345
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,480
Sure.
346
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,800
Cheers, Dil. Your very good health!
347
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,280
How do you manage with a cup that small?
348
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,960
Hmm. We're not watering cans, Luke.
349
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,120
(CLEARS THROAT)
350
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,960
Ah, you got the call too.
351
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:23,640
(INHALES SHARPLY) You and Dylan
did it then. No surprises there.
352
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,920
Yeah, good to see you, Jane!
353
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,360
If it comes back positive
and I have to tell Mal...
354
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,000
Just tell him you sat
on a dirty toilet seat.
355
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,480
That happens to girls a lot.
356
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,360
Evie, I didn't know I had it.
357
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:41,760
Yeah.
358
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,920
Well, that'll make everything better.
359
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,520
(SONG PLAYING)
360
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,840
(LAUGHS) How've you been?
361
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,520
I've had chlamydia.
362
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,000
- Terrific.
- Shall we?
363
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,160
You know, maybe I should have told you
on the phone but...
364
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,320
No, I'm glad you called me.
365
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,760
It makes sense of all the terrifying
symptoms I've been having...
366
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:27,120
I'm kidding. I got tested last year.
Clean as a whistle. You can relax.
367
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,680
- Please relax?
- Yeah, yeah. Let's do that.
368
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,960
(CHUCKLES)
369
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,840
I think I've forgotten how.
370
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,680
Just keep drinking. It's better than yoga.
371
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:37,960
Yeah. Good.
372
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,600
It's good to see you.
373
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,480
Let's order one of everything.
374
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,160
That ought to do it.
It's just like old times.
375
00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:51,166
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