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Sorry...

So fucking sorry...

Can we start again?

Yeah...

Let's start again.

What's your name?

-What?! -Your name!

What's your name?

Victor. You?

Kelly. What are you doing here?

It's me birthday.

Happy birthday then!

I'm coming up.

I can tell.

Let's get out of here.

So how old are you?

28.

So you're born...

... in the year of the bull?

You into all that Chinese astrology shit?

Yeah... I am.

So what's me star sign?

Taurus.

And you?

Gemini.

When's your birthday?

June 18th.

That's next month.

Umm... yeah.

Make you can help me celebrate it?

It depends...

Does a Taurus man and a Gemini woman get on?

Not sure.

Apparently...

.... sex between a Taurus man

and a Gemini woman...

...can be dead terrible...

... or...

... fucking amazing.

Did I scare you, son?

You coming in then?

Not been here long, now?

-No. You're my first visitor. Oh, wow.

Yep.

You want a drink?

Sound.

I only got whiskey.

Awesome.

So where do you live?

I'm living at this new school Ban Anfield.

I even got me own classroom.

Paying rent?

No... I live in security guard with the other lads.

So what's this?

Mijau mijau.

Done it before?

No, it's good?

Yeah, they're fucking buzzy.

Yeah, it stinks.

Do you have a condom?

Fuck it.

Christ!

Fucking burnt!

Yeah.

Sorry.

It went down the wrong way.

Ah fuck!

What are you doing?

Morning.

Morning.

Do you want some tea?

Yeah... but, no thanks.

Feeling alright?

I'll live.

Bet there's some hungovers out there today.

Yeah, after last night they should be in pain.

Sorry about the bites and stuff.

Got a bit carried away.

Yeah, we both did.

Better go.

Got work to do.

Shame.

Yeah.

I know.

Fucking hell.

Sorry.

I was just thinking...

... I can't let you go just yet.

Fancy going out and having a drink later?

Yeah... maybe.

No, I haven't got any plans.

Could I get your number then?

0... double 7

Double 0

9-6-0

7-4-9.

I'll call you when I'm finished.

Yeah. No pressure.

So shouldn't you be going?

Don't really feel like going now.

Too bad.

I've got things to do so if you don't mind.

Fuck off.

See ya.

See ya.

Aihh! How's it going Superman?!

Is that you Vic?

Hay sis!

Wasn't expecting you today.

Thought you'd be done after last night.

I still am.

Tea?

Yeah, go on.

So did you have a good night?

Yeah... amazing.

Mickey?!

Yeah?

It's Vic!

I know.

Can I come in?

Fuck off!

What'd you want?

Can I borrow your van today?

What for?

So Craig has to pick up some furniture for his gran.

Umm....

Well me and Liz wanted it for today so...

Do you mind?

Is he paying you?

Yeah. Of course.

Are you gonna... sort out the pertol, are you?

Course.

Yeah, okay.

Just don't drive like a maniac, yeah? Tortures Liz.

Hay!

Here's the keys.

And you going to school, he just got something for yah.

What have you got?

Come here!

What's this?

Let's see.

Ain't you clever?

Happy birthday.

Uncle Superman.

Did you draw this?

Yeah.

This is amazing.

This is the best birthday card I'd ever had.

Thank you.

Off you go.

And this is from all of us.

Ah, sis, you shouldn't have.

It's about time you got rid of that crappy phone you go for.

Says you could put loads of songs on there.

Yeah, you can.

This is great.

Thanks, you're a star.

So come on...

... what was so brilliant about last night?

Met this girl.

What's her name?

Kelly.

She pretty?

Uh-hum.

Are you seeing her again?

Yeah... definitely.

He sounds like a fucking weirdo.

Well forget that...

... it's fucking good money.

Oh, come on Kel!

All you got to do is watch me thrash his

fucking ass and call him some names.

It'll be the easiest one you'd ever make.

He definitely won't see me or touch me.

I swear on my mothers fucking life.

How long you reckon it's been dead?

So therefore I piss on you.

Couple of hours. It's still warm.

I fucking piss on you.

Jesus Christ.

Hay!

Hay!

Fuck off man!

Are you just gonna leave it there?

Yeah.

Do I have the fucking right to something.

Fuck it!

Fuck the fox!

Stupid little fuck shouldn't have run across the road anyway.

Get in!

Fucking fox. It's fucking dead isn't it?

Worried for a fucking dead fox.

Did you get it on, Vic, heh?

Did you fuck her?

[...]

Ooo, looks like she made a mark in our Vic in more ways than one!

You fuck her?

Yeah.

You didn't fucking dang her, I know that.

Just looking after me self.

Yeah.

Course you can.

So, are you meeting her again?

Just... some fello stocked pile a load of

Mijau, mijau.

And he's happy to sell it to us.

Yeah, I thought this was in the cities?

Can you sign off Vic?

We got to make money somehow.

By selling drugs?

Yeah.

Everybody fucking wants it, don't they?

We could make more in two days...

Yeah.

... than we would, what, two weeks on a building sight?

Do the math.

Hay!

Why don't you come in with us?

Now, I will take them but am not gonna sell them.

So much are we gonna get then?

3 grands worth.

You saved that already?

Yeah.

And I'm gonna triple it.

Where do you store it all?

At me nans.

Oh, Jesus fucking hell.

Why a pair of dumb barrels you are.

Why did you say that?

Well, neither of you can drive

you don't know your suppliers and

you're storing your drugs at you're grans.

Yeah but... it's early days.

Yeah, clearly.

You need to wise up or you're gonna get in trouble before you even start.

We all could get stopped.

Who's gonna stop us around here, man.

It's the dead.

I mean there's nothing but road kill and fucking sheep.

That's it. So lets get moving. We're fucking late.

There's the keys, drive, go.

HELLO?!

Hello?!

Anybody here?

You're late!

Hay.

Sorry mate.

We got a bit lost.

Who's this?

It's okay, man.

It's o... he's, he's cool.

You brought the money?

Um.... yeah, yeah.... yeah, I've got the money.

How did you get my number again?

It was the... you know a...

Long eyed Dave?

Come in then.

Hey, how long are you gonna be?

Don't know.

I'm off to explore. Come when you're done.

Listen... don't get lost.

It's a great place for a party, this hey?

What does this guy do?

Think he's a banker.

Fucking hate him already.

You ready?

[...] what do I have to do?

Just give him plenty of abuse.

He loves that.

I let you know when I need you to do anything else.

Yeah, okay.

Here you are.

This will get you going.

That's our cue.

I', just give me a few minutes to

get started and then come and find us, yeah?

Yeah.

Put this on.

What for?

Just wear it.

FUCK! You fucking little cunt.

Where are you? You dirty little shit!

Do you like that?

Yah?!

Does it piss?

Do you want to cry, yah?

Have you been a bad little boy with our money?

Yeah, do you deserve to be punished?

A? Take that!

And that! And that, you dirty fucking bastard!

Where is your fucking bonus now, hey?

You have a go, K?

Don't you think he's had enough?

Christ no.

Go, call him a cunt. See what he does.

Go on.

Go on Kel!

Do you want us to stop it?

Do you want us to stop?

You are...

... a fucking pathetic cunt.

Go and wait outside.

I'll let you know if I need you again.

Go on.

Alright.

Yeah? Do you want more? Do yah?

-You're such a shit. -Fucking hell.

It's fucking beautiful around here.

I could definitely live in a place like this.

You could?

Give me a fucking break. You couldn't last ten fucking minutes.

-Nah, you wouldn't. -Nah.

-I could. - The quiet will get yah...

The quiet will get you or the fucking sheep, either way.

Fuck, that's a lie. I love it.

Another bump?

You started already?

Just doing that belly burn.

You know, road testing it, that's all.

-Is it good? -It's fucking buzz mate.

I'm ready to party.

Listen man...

We don't have to take that van back tonight.

We don't?

-No. -Why?

Cause I'm here to celebrate.

I want to go back to see Kelly.

Huh?

-Oh, Kelly? Oh... Kelly is it?

-It's Kelly oh! -Miss Kelly!

You fucked her, what? Once?

I'm sure she could wait fucking one more time until you fuck her again.

Right?

Trust me, man.

She'll be waiting for you tomorrow. She will.

It wasn't too bad, was it?

It felt a bit weird.

He fucking loved it.

Talking of which...

... here's your little share.

I didn't do much.

Enough to get him excited.

What a fucking weirdo, hay?

He's a puppy compared to some of the others.

They don't pay me to hurt them.

They pay me to punish them.

Isn't it a bit weird, doing it over and over again to them?

As long as they keep paying me, I don't give a shit.

Keep it up.

Vic?

Vic, are you alright, Vic?

Find my fucking shoes!

-Vic, do you want me to put... -Just find my fucking shoes, please!

-Alright, alright, sorry... -Fuck, I feel shit.

Oh, fuck.

Ah, shit, shit SHIT!

What is it?

I dropped me phone in the water!

What?

-Oh fuck, SHIT! -That's not good, is it?

Hey, Vic! Look!

You could get us alone now, heh? Come on, lets go.

Fuck! FUCK!

Ahh, hey, it's ahh... Victor.

From last weekend.

Sorry, I didn't call yah.

I've dropped me phone in a river.

Yeah.

Anyway...

... do you want to meet up this Saturday?

How about Staton Park?

Do you know where the Edo statue is?

Do you want to meet there at 11?

We could meet later.

Great.

Hi.

Hay!

-You alright? - Good, yeah, very good.

You been waiting long?

No, not really.

I ahh...

I made this for you.

Thanks.

-I haven't heard much music recently. -I hope you like it.

I hope so too.

So, where do you want to go?

Don't know.

You're the tour guide.

Okay, well ahh....

Let's go over to the lake.

It's quite a nice walk along there. Plenty of things to see.

I used to come fishing with me dad.

Did you catch any?

Fuck no. Two...

... maybe three, tops.

Fucking useless... I took about... 8 bags of worm.

Did you do it often?

Yeah... every couple of weeks.

Pack some boutys. Make a day of this.

Sounds fun.

Do you still fish?

Nah.

He died a while back.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Fancy a coffee?

Death... a door to life.

Cheery.

What else does it say?

It's a funeral monument.

This woman Elisa Lockland and her husband Percy.

And they were two atheists who wanted to symbolize their love after they died.

So they had this made.

Pretty amazing way of showing your love, hay?

Yeah... it is.

What's this?

A punishment of lost.

Who are they?

The two mothers are waiting in purgatory cause they neglected their children.

Like my mum and my dad.

Why'd you say that?

Let's just say she wasn't that attentive when I was growing up.

Do you see her often?

Now and then.

Come on. Let's go. I'm getting bored.

So, what's next then?

Don't know. What do you want to do?

-Right now? -Yeah.

Come here.

Wasn't expecting that.

But you wanted to, right?

Yeah.

Since when?

Since the buss.

Why didn't you then?

Didn't want to presume.

Didn't stop you last week.

It's kinda freezing.

Want to go for a drink?

Sounds good to me.

Think she'd be happy when she's married?

I'd be bored in equal measure, I reckon.

It's not boredom what we're doing.

Definitely not.

Think I can make you happy?

A bit early for this, isn't it?

Just thinking we got something going on.

Don't be soft.

Why?

Thought you were into the stars and your face and all that shit.

That's different.

It isn't.

I know I'll do anything for you.

How the fuck do you know that?

I'm psychic.

Don't be stupid.

I fucking mean it.

Whenever we talk...

... or kiss...

... or fuck...

... something happens.

We can't help it.

I can't explain it.

You sure, you're not coming up?

Ah, don't ruin it.

Do you know what I mean though?

Don't you?

Think so.

Not so fast.

Wow, look at the view!

-It's amazing! -You can see for miles.

I grew up over there.

-Where? -There.

Me there.

Opposite ends then.

We're not opposites?

No, definitely not.

Difference...

In a good way.

Yeah.

The moon's amazing.

You fancy a dance?

You're mad.

You're amazing.

Dancing.

Lie down.

Lie down.

I can do anything to you right now.

I know.

It tickles.

Kelly, I don't really liked that.

Kelly, could you stop that please.

Kelly... I don't like that.

I don't like that.

What are you doing?

AHH, FUCK!

That was fucking horrible. It was shit.

That was 50 quid.

Sorry mate. I just wasn't in to it.

Just get ready, yeah?

What are you doing next Saturday night?

Nothing. Why?

Well..

We're having a party for Elly's new baby down at the social club.

We're invited.

Sounds...

So how are they doing?

Kenny and Jenny are fine but the baby had fucking a rough ride.

How come?

Well, he was born with the cord around his neck.

Kenny said he came out blue.

His heart stopped.

-Fucking hell. -Yeah.

Doctors had to give him mouth-to-mouth, there and then.

-He's one lucky boy. -Yeah, you can say that again.

So, what are they calling him?

Fuck Vic! There's blood all over your shirt!

Looks nasty [...]

They're just scratches.

What?!

Did give daggers a piggy back or what?

Yeah, not exactly.

Fuck.

I get it.

It's that new bird, ain't it?

She didn't fucking gorged you last time?

It was just an accident.

-What? -Just got lost in it.

Looks like she tried to claw you're heart out.

Hope you've given her a fucking heave home?

-Yeah, I have. -Good.

Psycho women are not your type.

Yeah.

Meet you at the dock?

No.

Yeah, alright.

Don't be long, yeah?

Kelly.

Wasn't expecting you so soon.

You've done your hair again then?

Yeah, but I fancy something different.

You look better with it down.

Want some tea?

Yeah.

I wanted to send you a card, but I don't have your address.

You could have phoned.

Well.

I just thought you might.

You're doing nothing special tonight?

Rose and Vics will take me out.

You're still friends with that prosi'?

She's not a prosi'.

Were I'm standing she is.

So, what have you been doing?

Nothing much.

Can you go and see who that is?

Happy birthday, Kel.

You look great.

What are you doing here?

Well, your mum called.

Said you'd be popping around.

You shouldn't be coming down near me and you know that.

You need to go. Now.

So where have you moved to?

Somewhere.

Well, you left stuff behind.

Burn it...

I'm going to count to ten.

If you are not gone...

... I'm gonna make the call.

Don't be like that Kel.

I don't want to } cause any trouble.

I don't care.

Kelly?

Why are you two still standing at the door for?

Pete's just leaving.

Don't be silly.

Have him come in Kel, for a cup of tea.

Where's the harm in that?

No.

He's going.

See ya, misses M.

Thanks Pete.

You take care now.

I will.

See ya around Kel.

Hi there.

-Everything okay? -Yeah, how was it?

He was fucking brilliant.

When did he come, Vic?

About an hour ago.

He just came down, looking confused and said he could sleep here with me.

-You're a star. -I'll take him up, I'll take him up.

Smells like you had a good time.

I did. It was ace.

Thanks for looking after Carl.

No problem.

You okay?

You don't seem like yourself.

I've been under the weather.

Well, did the plans stop now?

Yeah.

Do you need money?

I'm okay for now.

So how's it going with this new girl, heh?

Didn't work out.

Oh, Vic...

Sorry.

You seemed okay.

I was.

What happened?

It just got a bit too intense.

It's only been a few weeks.

Have you called her?

No, I can't.

Why?

I just can't.

Oh, Vic...

You will find someone.

You've got a good heart.

A big heart.

Any girl will count themselves dead lucky if they found you.

You would say that.

They will.

Trust me.

I best be off.

You gonna be alright, yah?

Yeah, I always am.

-Hello? -Sorry.

Where the fuck are you?

I've been calling you for ages.

We just finished up. The last one overran.

Well, why didn't you tell me you were going to be late?

I couldn't exactly call in the middle of it, could I?

How long are you going to be?

About an hour I reckon.

Fuck sake, Vics! Feel like a right divy sitting here on me own.

[...]

Yeah, okay.

Look me battery is about to die.

Meet me at Millennium.

We'll move as fast as we can... [...]

Good... fucking [...]

So will I...

Hay Vic!

Aright Vic, man? What are you having man?

Nah, I'm fine.

The one over here. What you think of Kathy, then?

Yah, sound. Where did you meet he?

I sold her some Mijau Mijau the other weekend.

We've been fucking ever since. She's a fucking dirty bitch.

She takes it... she takes it up the ass and everything.

Barman!

-What can I get you? -Umm...

I'll have the same again and you can have one yourself if you want.

Ehh... it looks like...

Craig and Eri are having a good time.

Must be having a fucking good time. I sold them a property to them yesterday.

And ask for this other fucking useless light wheat...

You're okay?

-Yeah, I'm okay. I'm having a great time. -14,40 quid.

Want a tray?

I don't know what you reckon.

I'm fucking with yah. I'm fucking with yah.

Keep the change.

-Really? -Yeah, really.

I was just asking.

Yeah, I was just fucking telling on you mate.

Fucking, what's your problem?

I've got a problem with you? No.

Why do you keep on asking me if I got a problem?

-I'm not? -You are.

-I'm not? -You are.

And it's fucking getting on my nerves, right?

Just relax.

-Chill out -I'm fine. I'm fine.

He's got his fucking money, hasn't he? You've got your fucking drink.

And everybody is happy [...]

That's what I thought.

You need to take it easy.

I went out of line.

Fucking hell. I want you to have a good time. A good time.

And stop putting everybody down with you man.

See, this is...

... fucking for you.

I'm a better dancer than you though.

Pause for me... cause I got to move.

What can I get you, love?

I'll have a pint of lager, please, Frank?

Jesus, Kelly. I didn't recognize you there. Love your hair.

How have you been?

Being about.

-How's your mum? - Alright.

-I haven't seen you since, uhh... -Yeah.

I know.

Miss him.

Yeah, me too.

Put it away Kel. Not in here.

-Yeah, you sure? -Yeah, yeah.

-Just wait there, I'll be back. -Thanks.

Following in daddy's footsteps.

What is it to you?

No reason.

Just trying to figure out whether if he was salt of the earth

of just another alcoholic cunt?

Are you gonna buy me a drink, then?

What for?

To celebrate me freedom.

You put me there, remember?

50 meters minimum, remember?

Oh, come on.

This is an accident.

No... it's not.

I'll make the call.

You threatening me?

Just warning you.

What the fuck are you looking at?!

I was thinking you owe Pete a fucking apology.

Taken you brothers dick out of your mouth then, have you?

Why are you this funny with that druggie cunt you picked up in the club?

Yeah that's right. I've seen yah.

Hands all over him. Kissing him.

Well, I didn't know whether to come over and tell you to get a hotel room...

... or just smash your fucking face in.

-When was this? -Ah, was about four weeks ago.

Makes sense. Just about time now.

Who was he?

No one you know.

You fucked him yet?

Why am I even asking you. Of course you had.

You can't fucking stop yourself, can you?

It's been... four months Pete. It's over.

I would have done anything for you. Any...

... fucking... thing.

You know that.

Yeah.

-I do. -I made a mistake.

Kel.

And I've paid for it.

-It's never gonna work Pete... -YOU SAID...

... YOU'D MARRY ME!

Hay?!

Pick on someone your one size you fucking cunt!

GET HIM OUT!

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! YOU PEACE OF SHIT!

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD YOU FUCKING CUNT!

GET HIM OUT OF MY FUCKING BAR!

Fucking hell.

You stop when I say fucking stop.

What's the fuck wrong with you?! You piece of shit.

It's not work. Not what I want to do but hey, I need the money.

What do you want to do?

Don't laugh, but I fancy working at a nature preserve.

What... doing what?

Don't know... mend fences...

... look after trees, protect the animals.

Don't care.

As long as I was outside, I'd be happy.

You should do it.

Yeah... maybe.

Kelly?

Kelly?

Jesus fucking hell, Kelly!

What the fuck happened?

Fucking hell.

You dizzy?

Fine... I'm fine.

Fucking hell.

There's a taxi.

Fine. Let's take a look at you.

There we go.

Does that hurt?

Yeah... a bit.

Any dizziness or headaches?

No, not really.

Good.

It's not as bad as it looks.

You're not gonna need any stitches.

Good.

There we go. Who's the lad with you?

A friend.

A good friend.

Think he could keep an eye on you...

... tonight, make sure you're okay?

Yeah, I think he can.

-Hay... -Hay.

I've missed you.

I've missed you too.

Sorry.

So fucking sorry.

Can we start again?

Yeah.

Let's start again.

I want you to remember me the first time you saw me.

I don't want to hurt you.

You won't.

I'll tap your hair if it gets too much.

Yeah...

Ah, again... do it again.

Do it again.

Again... again...

Kelly, can you do it again... do it again.

VIC!? Jesus Christ!

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