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Hey dude, is it time yet?

Is it time?

Don't worry, we're early. Relax.

Hey!

You check out that side, I'll cover this side.

Hey, I can barely see through the eyes.

-How do I see through the eyes. -Dude, dude!

You look through the nostrils.

-Okay? -Oh, yeah.

Okay, okay, that's better.

Okay.

Dude, dude!

She's coming, she's coming. Start playing.

Thank you!

Go dude, go.

Where's she going?

Go dude, behind the tree.

Hurry!

Dude, she's taken an envelope.

It's exactly what Lingual said she did.

Maybe she's an undercover spy or something...

...and those are just instructions or something.

Dude, will you listen to yourself?

I don't know.

Well, one thing's for sure, she lied to you.

She's not working for a suicide hotline.

Shit.

Bob, where you going?

-What's in the envelope? -What?

It's me, Bob.

Oh my God. What the hell were you doing?

What are you doing? Where you going?

Wait. You were the clowns in the corner?

Yes.

Who gave you that envelope?

And what's in it? And where are you going?

I...

You know, tell me. Tell me now.

And don't frikkin' lie.

What's in it?

You're the least likely person I'd expect to call me.

And I'm amazed you came.

Look, I'm sorry for the whole drink in the face thing.

Well, when you sleep with my two best friends,

you are my business.

Yeah, me too.

I was over at the guys' house.

-Jimmy is in a lot of pain. -Good.

Look, you don't have to punish him.

Whatever it is.

It's kind of childish.

Childish?

I seem to remember going to hospital a lot,

'cause of immature things you did to everyone!

Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't mean childish.

Look, I don't want to talk about this...

...and it doesn't matter anyway.

Wow! Engaged to Charles!

Your future's set.

Checklist complete, Hun?

I guess Jimmy never qualified.

Why?

Why what?

Why did he read my diary?

He did that?

Wow. That is bad.

Unforgivable.

Well, he really does love you.

What?

He loves you.

How do you know?

'Cause I read his diary.

Don't beat yourself up over it.

How could I not see that with volunteering every night?

Suicide hotline. It's a good story.

She made a fool of me!

I introduced her to my father.

But, if she'd come clean earlier,

would you still have dated her?

No.

So you can see why she lied.

But I still can't forgive her.

What's the big issue?

Anyone would have lied.

Dude? Dude! She's a prostitute.

Yeah, but that's her job, that's not all she is.

I mean, a lot of people don't respect actors either, remember?

So have I seen you in anything?

What have you done?

Anything big coming up?

Jimmy, a prostitute's a far cry from being an actor.

You gotta admit.

She's a damn good actress!

Yeah!

She fooled me.

So what else did he write?

-C'mon tell me. -Are you sure you want to know?

This is his diary, and this is an invasion of privacy.

Oh yeah, that's right.

You don't care about other people's privacy.

-Just your own. -Oh, shut up, please!

This one really killed me.

He did a gay seduction scene for his showreel,

But he did it with you.

I want you, Jane.

I wanted you since you walked in our door.

I die the days,

I stand next to you, just inches away from you,

knowing that if I touch you, I might lose everything.

I want you too.

So, he wrote something about that scene?

Well, let's put it this way.

He wrote, If Jane were a guy, I'd be gay.

I felt exactly the same.

Well, I mean...

You know what I mean.

Yeah!

I thought I lost him.

I really thought I lost him.

Come here.

What we have is so perfect.

We don't need to throw it all away, Bob.

I can change.

I promise.

So...

She's ready to see you.

What? You serious?

I've ironed it all out.

How? What'd you say?

Well, we girls have our secrets.

She's making dinner for you tonight.

Get yourself over there.

Remember, I help you out, you help me out, yeah?

Yes! Yes, of course!

Yes, yes!

You're welcome!

Thank you!

I don't know what Lingual said to you, but...

Well, we all have our secrets,

so don't fish for anything.

Okay.

Just be glad, you're off the hook, for now.

Okay.

Just that one question.

Am I invited to the wedding?

Oh! I completely forgot!

Do you want an ice cream?

My treat!

No thanks.

We could watch a movie?

I don't think so.

Picnic?

Under the stars?

Could we go somewhere else? I mean...

This place kinda reminds me of you know...

Yeah!

Of course, we can go anywhere.

Are you checking the time?

Yeah, sorry.

It's a habit.

Look,

I'm not going anywhere.

Know what? I promise.

I'll switch it off.

My diary.

I thought it was only fair.

Did Lingual put you up to this?

No, why?

Oh, nothing.

Only if you want to. I mean...

There are few home truths in there.

I'm almost afraid to open it.

What if there's something I don't want to see?

Mostly it's okay...

I mean just so you know, I only write at the peak of happiness,

and the depths of despair, so...

...just keep that in mind.

It's the depressive parts I am afraid of.

Well, I can read it to you, if you like.

Anything you want me to read about?

Did you write anything about that time we were cleaning your house?

I think I did.

Let me see.

It was around here.

Here we go.

I'd never seen her this way before,

messy hair, sweaty, focused.

I could've been mistaken,

but I think I caught her looking at me several times from across the room.

We locked eyes once.

You know,

just long enough to know it wasn't an accident.

Our hands touched once,

over a mop.

Hardly a romantic scene...

...but with Jane, it's always at the oddest times..

C'mon Bob, relax.

It was a good day, wasn't it?

Yeah.

I'm just a little tense, I'm sorry.

You know what?

Let me give you a massage.

I'm really good.

I'm sorry.

I just can't right now. I just need more time.

Okay.

No problem.

Where you going?

Home, Bob.

Where do you think I'm going?

That's not what I mean.

So, I'm waiting to hear it.

Hear what?

What do you usually say,

when you make a massive mistake,

mistrust your friend and I don't know,

make an absolute ass of yourself!

Oh, that.

I'm waiting.

Donkey.

Did you just say, 'Donkey'?

You've to admit it looks a little bit like sorry!

You and Jimmy really need to grow up.

God! You're such a bunch of clowns.

I really want to thank you for that...

...little bit of truth.

A little bit?

Okay, that big bit of truth.

You're welcome and you're forgiven.

Thank you.

So, are we still on a break?

Well, yeah?

Because I've been thinking about it and...

I wanted to apologize.

I'm over it.

Him.

-Jimmy. -Actually, Lingual...

Shirley and I haven't broken up.

But, she's a hooker!

Don't call her that!

But that's what she is.

Okay, you're the reason why we're on a break.

Don't forget that.

And you just can't come around and stake your claim...

...when you feel ready.

That's your problem, isn't it?

The world has to revolve around your time!

My problem is that we were on a break...

...when you started dating someone else.

You should have broken up with me...

...before you start dating some street walker.

That's what you should have done.

Be a man Bob, and make a choice.

Okay fine, I'll make a choice.

Goodbye.

Jane?

Jane?

Jane?

Jane?

What's going on?

I don't know what I'm going to do...

I don't know what I'm doing...

What are we doing?

What?

Can you just be my friend...

...while I talk through this?

I need you to just...

...be my friend.

Okay, sure.

Don't say anything about Charles okay?

I'll manage.

Well, firstly I feel really guilty.

He's given me so much and taken care of me and...

...what am I doing to him?

He asked me to marry him.

I said I love him, well...

That's what I told him and now he loves me.

And...

He's pretty perfect you know?

Perfect?

Yeah, on paper anyway.

To my parents, to my colleagues.

He's stable, he'll provide for me.

I have a future with him.

I mean, what if nothing comes of what we have?

We've a really long history together, Jane.

I know it's great but...

...what if it fizzles out?

It won't.

Never say never.

Never. Trust me. I'm your friend.

What if we lose our friendship?

Will another Charles come along?

I can't ask you to offer what Charles can.

I know it's too early, but...

I'm putting everything on the line and it's different for women.

Jane...

Jane, We'll sort this out together.

Jimmy, please, I can't think when I'm with you.

I just can't think straight.

Look, just let me stay and everything will be okay.

We'll sort it out together.

-No. -Just let me stay.

No.

I want to do is just...

...curl up and pretend that nothing's happening.

And then curl up in your arms.

I've got to work this out on my own.

I won't leave you, I can't.

I just can't...

Last time drove me crazy.

Jimmy, please

I've got to work this out myself.

Another break?

I'm going crazy with these breaks!

Can't these women just make up their minds?

What are we in a soap opera?

Right?

I don't know.

What do you think Bob, do I have a chance?

Well, what did she say?

Well, when she was ranting about this whole 'marriage' thing,

she completely forgot that we had anything other than a friendship.

You have way more than a friendship.

We all know that.

Well, she is right.

I mean, what do I really offer her?

I'm not Charles.

Maybe we should've just focused on our careers!

Thanks for the support Bob!

Dude, you know what I mean.

Lingual told me what happened.

You sure you made the right choice?

Of course I'm not sure.

I feel just like Jane.

What's wrong?

You better make payment in three days...

...or else...

I've been evicted.

Sorry, I didn't know where to go.

What? How?

I just couldn't make rent anymore.

Can I stay here?

Yeah, sure. I mean...

You can stay here for a while. Don't worry. We'll work it out.

What is it?

Do you think...

I could...

Maybe borrow some money from you?

I owe someone some money.

For what? I mean, how much?

Eight thousand dollars.

Just to make my last few rental payments.

If not, they're gonna take me to court.

8k, I mean that's a lot of money.

I just don't have that kinda cash.

I really need your help, Bob.

I can't go to court.

If they find out about my past, and I was working illegally,

I'm gonna end up in jail.

Charles, what the hell are you doing?

I get on Facebook and I see all these pictures of us...

...and my ring?

Well, what's the problem?

You did say 'yes' and...

...isn't it nice everyone congratulating us?

Yes?

But my parents both don't know,

and I don't need them finding out through social media.

Well, you know what it's all okay,

'cause I asked them for your hand in marriage,

earlier tonight before I posted.

And they said 'yes'!

I came over as soon as I could.

Jimmy, I saw the Facebook post.

I'm so sorry.

I guess she's made her decision.

Bob, you don't know how thankful I am.

Look, its a thousand-five.

It's all I have.

Only a thousand-five?

Look, I need the full amount.

I'm sorry. Is there anyone else you could ask?

I need it in 24 hours..

What?

Are you sure you're telling me everything?

You already know the worst.

What else could I be hiding from you!

Are you going to help me or not?

Yeah, okay. I'm sorry.

It's just a lot of money for me.

Yeah, I know.

Jane?

Jane?

Is something going on?

I'm flying home first thing tomorrow.

I'm sure she didn't do it.

I just talked to her.

Trust me Jimmy, give her a call.

What's the point? She's wearing his ring.

She's confused!

Any girl gets confused when they're asked.

It's all we ever dream about.

It's a female thing.

And that's a lot of bling there.

Those diamonds, they hypnotize us.

Even you?

Yes even me.

Hey Jimmy.

Oh, great you're here.

Nice to see you too, Bob.

Jimmy, I need to ask a huge favor from you.

I need to borrow six thousand-five.

What?

Can we talk about this in private?

Its for Shirley, isn't it?

Jimmy, can we talk about this in private?

Lingual, can you please give us some space?

No! You can talk about it in front of me, okay?

In fact, I am the one who told you about her in the first place.

She needs it for her last month's rent.

Really? Are you kidding me?

And you believe that?

You're made for each other, aren't you?

A lair and a fool.

Lingual, shut up. You're not helping here.

Sorry dude, I don't have that sort of money.

Fine. I'm sorry I asked.