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C'mon Jane pick up!

The hell you doing?!

-Jane? -I am so sorry.

I had no idea he was coming back.

He's just here for the weekend.

Well, you're letting him stay?

What do you want me to do?

Well, get him out of the house! Break up with him.

He just flew in.

What happened was...

I need more time to process this.

Look, I'm gotta go now.

Lets talk more about this later.

Wait, wait, Jane?

Jane?

Are you following me?

Yes,

because I care about you.

You don't trust me.

I do...

it's just that my curiosity gets the better of me.

Look, I'm sorry. You don't have to tell me anything.

I work for a suicide hotline.

A suicide hotline?

I volunteer here for the midnight shift.

And the callers are not supposed to know who we are.

We're supposed to be anonymous.

We can't tell anyone and that means anyone.

Yeah, of course I mean that makes perfect sense...

-I completely understand... -What did you think I was doing here?

I don't know I...

Look, I'm really sorry. I feel really foolish.

Next time,

just trust me, okay?

Okay.

Thanks.

I got you the Spanish wine.

Apparently it's one their best.

I thought we could save it for a special occasion.

Oh! yeah, great! Thanks so much.

Are you okay?

Yeah why?

You seem on edge about something.

Oh, no, it's just pressure from work.

Hey, is it okay if I take a quick shower?

Sure!

Thanks!

It was okay.. What'd you been upto?

Oh.. this and that.

Snooping around my stuff, I'll bet!

What are you doing?

Something I should have done a long time ago.

I don't know what you mean.

Don't you?

I'm really sorry for not trusting you.

I better let you go.

Hey...

Yeah?

Thanks for looking out for me.

Jane.

Jane.

Jane you okay?

Jane?

Yeah?

I need a drink.

Now.

Exactly what I wanted. Let's go out somewhere.

Sure.

So, you still can't get through?

No.

She's not taking any of your calls?

I have no idea what's going on and it's killing me,

the thought of her and Charles!

Dude, I totally understand.

Look, she'll call when she gets the opportunity, okay?

Not even an SMS!

Just give her more time.

Look, it was a long relationship.

Maybe she's breaking up with him now.

He's definitely not right for her.

I remember Lingual once telling me...

It's pretty obvious.

If someone has to recite a laundry list of someone's qualities...

...to convince themselves that they're a perfect partner,

it's a sure sign she's not sure.

Really?

Finding someone isn't about the balance sheet-

It not about what she says.

What she does that counts.

What does she do?

Well, she might talk a lot about Charles,

but she spends all her time here, hanging out with Jimmy.

Just like me with you.

It's not rocket science.

-She said that? -Yeah!

Damn she's sharp.

Yeah, a bit too sharp sometimes.

I love you Jane.

I've never been able to say that to anyone before.

You know that!

We make sense.

Our future together.

I can take care of you.

I'll always be true to you.

Snooping around my stuff, I'll bet!

Lingual's direct and sharp.

I think that's what I'm attracted to you know, honesty.

Lingual with all her faults is just straight down the line,

and Shirley, she's just the same.

Honest, loyal.

What was I thinking!

Sneaking around to find out more about her.

It's just no way to start a relationship, you know.

Hey, Jimmy?

Where you going?

Jane, open up.

Jane, I wanna talk to you.

Is that Jimmy?

-Jane? -What's he doing at this hour?

Jane?

Yeah, he's been trying to call me the whole day.

I think it's girlfriend problems.

I don't want to talk to him.

Can you deal with it?

Tell him to go?

Gladly.

Jimmy!

Hi Charles.

Do you know what time it is?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Well, what do you want?

Can I please speak to Jane?

No Jimmy. She's not here.

Please, I know she's here.

Can I just speak to her for a minute or two?

You wanna know the truth?

She told me to tell you she doesn't want to talk to you.

But maybe if you call her tomorrow,

during office hours,

she has some pretty good news for you.

Do we really have to do this?

It's a casual dinner.

I'm not wearing the right dress,

and I forgot my makeup.

You look great! C'mon!

Can't we do this another time?

Look, he's only in town for two days.

I just want him to meet you to prove that I am not gay.

Are you serious?

I'm sure, being my age.. not married,

he's beginning to suspect!

Well,

since our relationship so far has been purely platonic,

I can't really attest to the fact that you're not gay.

Shut up.

Last night was the best night of my life!

I'm so sorry I had to leave, but I had an early flight.

I didn't want to wake you.

I'll call you when I get in.

Love you.

Always.

Charles.

Snooping around my stuff, I'll bet!

I like having him this close.

I've never had him this close before.

So, dad, Shirley used to be an actress also.

Only for a little while.

Didn't work out for me.

Oh, I see.

And now she's in...

In the corporate world.

The corporate world.

How's Jimmy?

Jimmy's good.

Are you getting work?

Yeah, you know, on and off.

The usual.

You should go and get some real work.

Or study.. or do something useful.

Yeah dad.. I.. I know.

Well anyways,

Shirley now volunteers at a suicide hotline,

and I'm not supposed to say because it's confidential and anonymous.

But I'm just really proud of you.

Both of you.. stop talking and eat.

Sorry I came by so late...

I...

Just came by to see Bob.

I know his dad's in town and it's also stressful time.

So I thought I'd call by to see how he was.

Yeah, he's out...

...with his dad.

Oh, right.

Can I come in, though?

Yeah, sure of course.

Let me get you a drink.

Thanks.

So, you finally did it!

Jimmy and Jane finally together.

Well, not really.

Sort of together?

Better than apart.

I was wondering when you'd do it.

And to think,

I was part of the reason you went over in the first place.

Ironic.

Sorry Lingual.

No, no, it's good.

I don't hate her you know.

Could've fooled me.

It was territorial behaviour,

biological.

I couldn't help it.

I've had a lot of time to think.

And when I came over tonight,

it was for Bob.

Really.

About Bob,

I think there's something I should tell you.

Look, I shouldn't have brought you.

I'm really sorry. He doesn't warm to anyone.

He's kinda prickly.

I'm so sorry.

-Maybe he was just having an off day. -No, it's...

It's not that... it's...

...it's just...

No one has ever introduced me to their parents before.

I'm just...

I'm just really touched.

Is that why?

Oh, come here.

Come here...

I'm sorry Lingual,

Bob should probably have told you himself.

I just thought you should know.

Two weeks.

We've been on a break for two weeks,

He's found someone new in two weeks?

She's probably no one special.

He took her to meet his dad!

I better let you go.

I don't want you to be late for your midnight appointment.

I'm so touched.

Really.

Bye,

Boyfriend.

I'm sorry, did you say something?

-I didn't quite hear you! -Go!

You've gotta help me.

Lingual, I've got my own problems.

I'll help you if you help me.

Lingual, it's not a war.

It's not something you can just gather troops and win...

You wanna bet?

It's always a war.

Between the head and the heart.

You just need to work out which one you wanna fight.

Were you this sharp when we were together?

-Get up. -Lets walk and talk.

Catch me up on Jane and this new girl, Shirley

Hey!

Charles.

Hey I've been trying to call your mobile,

I can't get through.

Yeah, I dropped my phone.

Looks like it's broken.

Anyway just called to say I got in okay.

You alright?

Called your parents yet?

Yeah.

Yeah, I...

I don't think they're in for the weekend though.

So...

And it's a bit late...

Or we can tell them together.

Yeah, we could wait till then.

Hey...

Sorry to leave you all alone.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm just a bit tired, that's all.

Talk to you tomorrow.

You realize we've spent the entire day together?

I lost track of time.

Bye...

Boyfriend.

You took the bait.

Wanna sit and talk?

Hook, line and sinker!

My name's Bob.

Shirley.

Jane, open up!

Jane, I just wanna to talk. What's going on?

Jane, open up!

Jane?

Jane.

What do you want?

I couldn't get through on your phone.

I threw it on the floor.

It's broken.

What's going on? Are you alright?

What's going on?

Deception, invasion of privacy maybe!

Look if he's making you feel guilty about what happened between us...

That is not it, and you know it.

You said yes?

Time for you to go Jimmy.

Whatever it was between us, it's over.

Go home, Jimmy.

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell's going on?

Did what happened between us mean nothing to you?

Jane! Did it mean nothing?

My diary Jimmy. You read my diary.

What?

I put two and two together.

You read it didn't you?

You used it to get me into bed...

...and now you think you have the right to talk to me?

No, no! That's not what it was!

Really? That was the biggest breach of trust, Jimmy.

I can't believe it.

Jane...

I don't get it. She's not talking to you?

Well, I don't know. I don't know!

She said ‘yes' to him so that's that... I guess!

He proposed?

She's wearing an engagement ring!

Well, I don't understand you guys just got together.

I can't explain it... I just can't.

You want me to talk to her?

No! No, I'll get through to her eventually.

-Oh... -Hi!

Lingual, you should've called.

I know I'm sorry.

I just wanted to see how you were...

...with your dad in town.

Lingual, it's really late, maybe another time?

There's something you should know.

Another time, okay?

I know about Shirley, Bob.

Do you now?

Look, it's not his fault. I asked.

-What right did you have to tell her! -God!

No, what right did you have to tell her, Jimmy?

Look, I'm sorry, okay.

Bob, I know about Shirley.

Look, I'm sorry, okay.

I know. I didn't mean for you to find out this way.

Guys...

I know about Shirley.

She's a prostitute.

Shut up.

-No, really. -No, shut up.

She's a prostitute.

-Shut up, Lingual. -Look, if you don't believe me?

-You'll find out for yourself. -You...

-You know, get out... -Get out. Get out.

-Shut up, shut up. -Under the...

-Under the Bay bridge. -I don't wanna hear it. Shut up.

What right did you have, to tell her?

Look, I'm sorry I told Lingual. I just thought she should know.

It's alright.

But, do you think she's telling the truth?

Only one way to find out.

You still have those two masks?

Perfect.

Look at us! Just a couple of clowns.

Story of our lives!