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Lingual?

Lingual?

How did I get here?

I have coffee and breakfast.

Water. I need water.

Jane, don't... You don't wanna do that.

No.

I told you.

Jimmy.

What did I do last night?

What did say?

You don't remember?

I remember throwing up and throwing drinks at...

Was it Lingual?

You don't remember what you said?

No. I'm a really bad drunk.

Hey.

Bob, I'm... I'm really sorry about yesterday.

You know it was just the alcohol talking, right?

I was completely off my head.

We need to talk.

You're making me feel worse.

Stop being so nice to me.

You should be angry with me.

Come on.

I'd prefer you'd scream at me.

Okay, or at least tell me what I said.

Well, you basically called her a slut.

I did?

-Yeah. -Really?

When you sleep with my two of best friends...

...you are my business.

Oh, yeah.

I think it's coming back to me.

Well, I didn't start it? Did I?

I actually can't remember.

She's insanely jealous of you, you know that, don't you?

What do you mean?

Look at how jealous she was of me last night.

We're not even dating.

Yeah. I didn't really expect that.

What I said before...

...you need to get out of there and give Bob some space...

...or he will resent you.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

The couch is pretty comfy, right?

Just give them a couple of weeks.

Yeah.

Okay.

Jane.

You're a good friend.

I think we should have a break.

I don't know, a couple of weeks.

You should have a good think.

I'll have a think too and...

This is just messy.

Oh, hey.

Man, last night was crazy, wasn't it?

Lingual was off her face.

I found her this morning sleeping in your bed.

-Well, that's weird. -Is it?

What do you mean?

Lingual told me that you guys spent the other day together.

And by the way, did you see my video?

The girl I am interested in, Lingual...

...tells me that my best friend Jimmy

...is better in bed than me.

And...

...I think she still loves him.

Yeah.

Lingual obviously still hung up on you.

And you're not exactly pushing her away, are you?

She's a friend, Bob.

Is Jane a friend, Jimmy?

What do you mean?

Jimmy, drop the act.

You gotta make a choice.

You're not being fair to anyone.

Keeping those grubby hands in all the pots.

So what's the choice?

To go after the girl that my best friend is chasing...

...or the one that's probably getting married?

-What's that? -The world's smallest violin.

Bob must be over the moon.

Not really. They're kinda of on a bit of a break.

But I'm hoping it'll patch up soon.

Because of the other night?

Yeah, it's a long story.

I'll tell you later.

Shall we make dinner?

Dinner and us doesn't go together well.

Don't you remember?

Perseverance pays off Jimmy.

Okay.

Good morning.

Good morning, wifey.

Well, honey, I have breakfast for us.

You better eat. You'll be late for work.

I don't have time. I'll just get the coffee.

Well, have a big day at work...

...and let me know what you want for dinner, okay?

Excuse me.

Did you pay for my coffee?

Yup.

Thank you. May I ask why?

Because I was free today and just wanted some company.

You took the bait.

Wanna sit and talk?

Hook, line, and sinker.

My name is Bob.

Shirley.

What are you doing?

This is someone's intimate thoughts.

What would Bob do?

Just put it back.

I'll just put it back.

Shit.

There I was thinking he might be gay...

...and then melting when he looked into my eyes.

I've always had this reaching for you.

Made me guilty.

My thoughts about you...

My feelings about you...

Say it.

Say it now.

I want you, Jane.

I've wanted you since you walked in our door.

I die the days I stand next to you.

Just inches away from you.

Knowing that if I touch you, I might lose everything.

Why do I feel this way about him?

I'm drawn to their house.

Sometimes I put off urgent work just so I can see him.

I can't work it out.

He makes no sense in the scheme of things.

He ticks none of my boxes.

The things I need...

He doesn't know what he wants...

...and he's the last thing I need in my life right now.

Good night.

Good night.

Charles left the other day and I did something crazy.

I invited Jimmy to sleep on my couch for the time Charles is gone.

I said it's to give Bob and Lingual space...

...but I can't help thinking it's for selfish reasons.

I like having him this close.

Honey, I'm home.

Hey.

How was your day?

It was okay. What you've been up to?

Oh, this and that.

Snooping around my stuff I'll bet.

You realize we've spent the entire day together?

I lost track of time.

I can't remember the last time I had a date go this long.

I'm sorry, is this a date?

Well, if this wasn't a date...

...I can't wait to go on a real date with you.

Good answer.

You've just won yourself a date.

-Great. -But it expires at midnight.

That's okay, I don't sleep over on the first date anyways.

Who said anything about sleeping?

I'll call a us cab.

Open the door.

What the hell are you talking about? Open the damn door.

If you think by doing this, you're gonna get us back together...

...you're crazy. Open the door.

Why are you always here?

They're my friends.

Don't you have a boyfriend?

Don't you have any manners?

You're always getting in the way.

-What? -You heard me.

What is this?

Replies to your emails.

Better?

Hey, I hope you don't mind, I did some cleaning up around here.

Wow, you sure did.

I knew there was a good reason having you over.

Is that why I'm here, Jane?

What? To clean my house? Yeah...

No, seriously.

Why am I here?

We talked about that.

You're here to give Bob and Lingual some space.

I don't think so.

What are you saying?

What are you doing?

Something I should have done a long time ago.

I don't know what you mean.

Don't you?

I'm sorry, Jane. I'm sorry.

It's almost midnight.

Is there anything else you want to do?

You know, it's been amazing and I...

Well, I guess I just want to take it slow.

Is that okay?

Can we just continue talking?

Sure.

Why don't you tell me what's bothering you?

Is something bothering me?

Bob, I'm kind of an actress.

So I can always see through other actors.

It's a woman isn't it?

It's always a woman.

What are you doing?

Feel awful about what I did.

Will you forgive me?

In any case, I shouldn't be here.

You have every right to not talk to me.

I deserved more than that slap.

I don't know why I did that.

-Hey, dude. -Hey.

How's the pad?

Never been cleaner.

You mean there's been no action?

Well, yes and no.

I've met someone new.

What? What about Lingual?

We're on a break.

That usually means you're still together...

you just not seeing each other everyday.

I know, but this totally came out of the blue.

So, you're just talking?

All the time.

I mean, we just connect so well.

I've never experienced anything like this before...

...not even with Jane.

It's kinda like having a female you.

But she's attractive?

Hell, yeah.

But hey, I don't wanna sleep with this girl.

Not just yet.

That's weird. I mean, is she staying over?

I've gotta go. A friend's picking me up.

Time to go. It's almost midnight.

Midnight strikes. Gotta go before I turn into a pumpkin.

So you've never asked her why she has to leave at midnight?

She doesn't owe it to me to tell me...

...and I just respect that she has her reasons.

Dude, come on. You should be happy for me.

This is probably one of the most mature relationship I've been in ages.

Mature or strange?

I don't just want to sleep with this girl.

Look, she's smart, fun...

Seems like she has no baggage.

I wanna to take it nice and easy.

Look, I was giving you space, so you could work it out with Lingual.

I know, I appreciate that, but let's just face it, okay.

She was going out with me just to get close to you.

That's not true.

Anyways, look, you can move back whenever you want.

You don't really wanna move back, do you?

All sorts of desserts. I'm a foodie.

I like my pastries.

So are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?

Are you trying to define the relationship?

Let's not.

Jane?

Jane, are you awake?

It was crazy. Stupid.

I felt like I'd stolen something that wasn't mine.

What did you do? What did you do?

Someone's at the door.

Jimmy wake up.

Wake up, Jimmy. Someone's at the door.

What?

What time is it?

I don't know.

Oh, shit. It's Charles.

Jimmy get up. Get up.

Jane? Are you awake?

-What? What? -It's Charles. Get up. Get up.

Why?

What's he doing here? What time is it?

Just hold on.

I was taking a shower.

At 3 AM?

Yeah? I fell asleep in the bath.

So, what'd you do?

I did what any man would do in that situation.

Hide.

Finally.

Are you okay?

You're out of breath.

You shocked me.

I got scared. Someone knocking on my door at 3 AM.

I tried to call.

Well, like I said. I fell asleep in the bath.

Aren't you supposed to be back in two weeks?

We had to re-schedule.

I couldn't get hold of you

Look, none of that is important.

I came back to spend the weekend with you.

Is it okay if I stay?

Well, I have a lot of work.

Could we have dinner or something instead?

Well, I've got a lot of work too...

...but as long as we spend together...

It's all I want.

So you slept in the closet?

How could I sleep?

Charles, that's really sweet, but I just...

Come on. It's been awhile.

I can't, really...

It's that time of month again.

Look, I'm really hungry all of a sudden.

Can we go get supper?

We'll get supper afterwards.

Seriously, Charles. I can't.

I just don't feel like it.

Can we go get some food instead?

Alright. Okay.

Let's go to that 24-hour place.

It's midnight.

Yep.

-Bob? -Yeah?

You promised.

Look, I've been pretty respectful about this whole midnight thing...

Why can't you tell me?

Where do you go?

Bob, don't ask.

Okay?

Don't spoil a good thing.

All right.

Okay, I'll see you later.

Are you following me?