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Good morning?

Good morning.

Is Bob awake?

He left early for some corporate role play gig.

This is weird isn't it?

Just a bit.

Let me make you breakfast.

Okay.

Wow... Coffee.

Oh, you make the best coffee.

Eat while it's warm.

Fantastic eggs.

What?

It's funny isn't it?

What makes people do small talk?

Okay, lets do big talk then.

Alright, so I heard you found the one?

Wow.

Bob told you that?

I asked about you.

Well, it didn't end well.

I went against the rules.

Well, she sounds perfect.

Tell me about it.

Perfect in every way, but one.

What's that?

I couldn't respect anyone who would do that to their sister.

I want you too...

I don't know how I can ever respect you or myself after this.

Please...

Look, we can all make mistakes,

Just not the same one twice.

-Don't go. -It's not right.

Sisters?

That is a bit taboo.

Yeah.

I learned my lesson.

Never overstep the moral boundaries, as Bob would say.

Well, sometimes it gets a bit Grey.

Life isn't always black and white.

Even Bob has to admit that.

Especially now.

And I heard you were the superhero, Green Mist?

Yeah, an indie action flick.

So, you got your career on track...

...found "the one" and then, dumped the baggage.

Actually, I got my career on track, dumped the baggage...

...and then found "the one".

You got the order wrong.

Why did we get fish again?

It's a couple thing.

This is apparently a lucky pair of goldfish...

...that brings wealth and prosperity and all.

I don't know.

Something we can both take care of.

Well, you're gonna have to take care of him yourself for a little while.

I'm off to Spain for a couple of weeks.

Big assignment.

I'll Skype every night.

What do you think of these?

They're cute.

Do you think if we got married, we'd be a dog couple or a cat couple?

What did you say?

A dog couple or a cat couple?

No, before that?

I forget.

No.

You said the M word.

I can't believe it.

You took so long to say the L word and now you're saying the M word?

What's happening to you?

Look, what Lingual said to Bob, it's hard for anyone to hear.

I think, you need to take down everything to do with Lingual...

...that's in your room.

You got to put that relationship to rest.

You gotta give them a chance.

Hey. What are you up to?

Just some spring cleaning.

Taking down some stuff.

Cool. I'll help you.

New start is always good, right?

-Thanks. -Shall I take this one down as well?

Well, no, 'cause she's a friend.

Jane and I, we...

We've never dated.

But...

But we're friends too, right?

So...

...you could leave my stuff up too, right?

Yeah, I guess so.

Sure.

So we're friends then?

Okay.

That was amazing acting, don't you think?

It was dangerous acting if you know what I mean.

Chaotic.

Loose, but not egotistical.

Oh, I can't wait to do some real acting.

Tell me about it.

Hey, how's your corporate gig?

It was okay. I mean, your normal corporate acting gig.

They like me and all and I was feeling good.

Hey.

They told me that your real name is Bob?

And you're an actor.

You were just role playing in there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm an actor.

I do this corporate training gig from time to time.

Wow, you really drilled me in that session.

I'm sorry. I was doing my job.

Don't be.

I thought you were perfect as a CEO.

I thought they got us a real CEO to role play with.

You're amazing.

Well, it's just a day in the life of an actor.

I can't believe that you could actually memorize all those lines...

...and just improvise in there.

Well, that's why they pay me the big bucks.

Well, it's really impressive.

Thank you.

I was feeling really really good, until she asked me about my life...

So have I seen you in anything?

What have you done?

Some guest cameos and few small plays here and there.

Nothing you've probably seen, but...

...it's about building a solid body of work.

Anything big coming up?

I'm up for a feature, independent one and..

Well, the producers, you know...

...they haven't decided what role I'm right for...

...and I guess it's on hold and...

Well, the financing is sort of paused and...

Well, I'm probably up for a student short film.

Okay, so let me get this straight.

As an actor, how do you find security?

Do you work other jobs?

Do you invest?

Or are you just independently wealthy?

Jimmy.

What are we doing with our lives?

What's the 10-year-plan?

A Hollywood stardom?

We've already been here for 10 years.

Well, it's the dream, right?

Yeah, that dream's cool if you're in your mid-20s.

It's not so cool now.

Everybody has something...

Marriage, kids, property.

I can't even get a freaking credit card.

What if we're been fooling ourselves the whole time about our talent?

Well, it's not about the talent.

It's about the talent to persevere, remember?

Our time will come.

Perseverance is cool if you have a real job.

At least you get a promotion.

There are no promotions in acting and that's what women look for.

What? What do you mean?

They don't admit it, but it's true.

The other day, I was having lunch with Jane.

So Charles brought up the M word the other day.

Oh, my gosh. Wow, that's great.

Amazing. So that's what you've been waiting for, right?

So how's it feel?

Well...

It makes sense I guess.

Makes sense?

Yeah, he's perfect partner material.

He's pulling in more money than he knows what to do with.

He's got an apartment already.

He's got investments that I don't even know of.

Good family, stable family values.

He can count the number of women he's dated with one hand.

I'm not trying to draw comparisons.

-Yeah. -I mean, I love you guys.

It's just a woman thing, you know, going through the list.

We can keep screwing around, but ultimately who wants us?

I mean, what do we have to offer?

What skills do we have other than being believable liars.

They're getting married?

How should I know? You gotta ask her.

Anyway, what's the purpose of this?

Of being an actor?

I don't know. I don't think there is a purpose.

I just know it feels good and it's what I love to do.

I think that's all there is to it.

This can't be all.

I haven't invested the last 15 years of my life for this.

This is nothing.

Well, did you ask Jane?

Why does she like hanging out with us?

Maybe there's a clue in that?

I tried to ask her.

And all she did was talk...

...about how good Charles is as a potential husband.

And dude, it was a laundry list of all the things we don't have.

Guys really dress like this every day?

You sure about this internship thing?

Well, I don't know, because I'm drowning here look at me.

But I do want to know what this corporate world is really like.

Well, manage your expectations...

...and race yourself for all the fun and excitement you can handle.

Are you talking about work or you?

How's Bob? I haven't heard from him in a while.

Bob is going through a mid-life crisis.

He's feeling a bit worthless at the moment.

What did you say to him last week?

Nothing significant that I can remember.

No, he said that you spoke to him and it was like a reality check for him.

I didn't say anything.

I was talking about Charles and my relationship and...

Not about him.

Well what did you say about your relationship then?

What does Charles have that Bob doesn't have?

Money, investments, job security...

Oh and me of course.

Well, then what does Bob have that Charles doesn't have?

I really don't know.

So Lingual...

You like me, right?

Of course I do, Bob.

What do I have that Charles doesn't have?

Can I get back to you on that one?

Will you stop? I'm panicking here.

Okay, I'm kidding.

Let's see you cook, you clean, you watch TV.

What am I, domestic help?

Do you want to know what you have that Charles doesn't?

Yes.

Someone who likes him.

Wait. Jane doesn't like Charles?

It's pretty obvious.

If someone has to recite a laundry list...

...of someone's qualities to convince themselves...

...that they're perfect partner...

...it's a sure sign she's not sure.

Really?

Finding someone isn't about the balance sheet.

It's not about what she says...

...it's what she does that counts.

What does she do?

Well, she might talk a lot about Charles...

...but she spends all the time here.

Hanging out with Jimmy.

Just like me with you.

It's not rocket science.

You just earned yourself a night-out, dinner, and maybe a few drinks.

Yup.

Yeah, yeah come on over.

Okay.

Bye.

That was Charles. He's flying off this afternoon...

...and he's coming over to say bye.

Okay, cool..

Well, you guys go ahead. I'll meet you after lunch then.

I told him you are here with me.

I think he wants to meet you...

...because he feels bad about the last time you met.

Tell him don't worry about it.

Seriously go ahead. I'll meet you after.

Just stay and say hi.

Look I hate this tension between you guys.

I don't even know how it started.

Oh, here he is now.

I know he's alpha male, but you'll like one of my best friends.

Hey, Honey.

-Hello. -Hey. It's the intern.

Hey.

So, you're checking out what the real world works, eh?

He's actually doing research for a job.

You sure you don't wanna change your mind?

Business class, company's paying.

It's Spain.

No.

You can bring the intern along.

Okay, I gotta go.

Got a flight to catch, an account close.

-See you. -Bye.

Enjoy your little internship.

Bye, honey.

Bye. Don't forget to Skype me when you get in.

Well, that was awkward.

Yeah, he doesn't usually do public displays of affection.

So I was kinda of caught unaware.

So he's gone for a while, huh?

A couple of weeks, maybe longer.

I'm sorry I'm made you stay.

No, no. If it's to say bye to Charles, anytime.

Hey, I owe you a couple of dinners without interruption.

Yeah, you do.

You free tonight?

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey.

You going out?

Taking Lingual out.

Special occasion?

She said she likes me.

-You? -Jane's taking me out.

She owes me.

Nice.

Well, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Oh, well, that gives me free reign then.

Wow, you can drink.

Well, Charles doesn't like it, but he's gone.

Here's to freedom.

To freedom.

Oh, the funniest thing, as I was getting ready to go out...

...Jimmy comes out in a dress shirt and a sports coat.

What's he doing?

He's going out with Jane.

Jane?

Oh, that'll be fun.

What's this attitude against Jane?

She's our friend.

What a coincidence, huh?

Bob also getting all dressed up and going on a dinner date.

With Lingual.

Well, I'm glad him and Lingual are going well.

Did you do what I told to do?

I took most of them down.

-Jimmy? -What? She's a friend.

She's a tease, and she leads people on.

I don't like how she openly flirts with the both of you.

I don't like the fact that she's been with the both of you.

I don't trust her.

I mean, anyone who would come between friends...

Bob and I are both cool with it.

Are you sure he is?

What you mean? Of course I am.

I'm not going to make it home tonight if we don't get something to eat.

You're right.

Waiter.

We can get a table our now.

This is supposed to be fun.

Let's talk about someone else.

Bob. Lingual.

Jane. Jimmy.

Lingual. Bob.

-Hi. -Hey.

Waiter. Another bottle please.

So, such a coincidence, huh?

Yeah, I mean, same restaurant, same night.

Double date.

It's not a date.

Then why are you all dressed up?

So what did you guys get up to, today?

I took Lingual out shopping. Right, Lingual?

You guys?

Jane?

How's Charles?

Fine.

Here, Jane. Here's to you and Charles.

Sure.

Lingual, maybe you should just slow down a little bit.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about her. She's a pro.

I saw her stash in your room, remember?

Oh, yes. That's right.

You were snooping through my stuff.

You should really learn to mind your own business.

Well, when you sleep with my two of best friends...

...you are my business.

She's so fake

She thinks she's so smart, but let me tell you what.

She's just a pseudo-intellectual.

She's such a tease and she doesn't do anything about it.

Spineless, fickle, cheat.

You're waking the neighbors.

I feel sick.

Okay stop it.

Lingual, you're waking up the whole neighborhood.

She's got Charles.

What is she doing with Jimmy, huh?

She's a slut. That's what she is.

Lingual, shut up.

What are you guys see in her, anyway?

Just looking at her makes me wanna puke.

-Okay, let's get you home. -Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna puke.

-Just... Okay, okay. -She's a slut.

-You're drunk. You're drunk. -That's what, 'cause she's a slut.

Man, you're loud. Come on, let's go. Let's go.

Have you guys forgotten her manipulation?

Lingual, hand... Give me the bottle.

-Come on. -Did you see what she did to me?

You threw on in her face.

-But... -No, just stop it.

-Lie down. Get in the covers. -I don't want to.

-Sleep it off. -No.

-She's such a slut. -I'm gonna sit down on you...

-...and wrangle you down. -I don't...

Jimmy, I really want prata. Can we go and get prata, please?

-We can get prata tomorrow. -Please, please.

That stuff will kill you, you know.

No. I don't want Lingual to be around.

Let's tuck you in.

I can't believe she said all those mean things to me.

She's an idiot.

What do you see in her? She's such a bitch.

Stupid little bitch.

Can we...? Can we get prata tomorrow, okay?

Yes.

I'm gonna go get some water.

You okay?

Hey, stay here. I'll get it for you.

That's okay, I'm fine.

You sure?