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Good morning?
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Good morning.
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Is Bob awake?
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He left early
for some corporate role play gig.
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This is weird isn't it?
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Just a bit.
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Let me make you breakfast.
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Okay.
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Wow... Coffee.
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Oh, you make the best coffee.
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Eat while it's warm.
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Fantastic eggs.
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What?
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It's funny isn't it?
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What makes people do small talk?
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Okay, lets do big talk then.
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Alright, so I heard you found the one?
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Wow.
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Bob told you that?
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I asked about you.
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Well, it didn't end well.
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I went against the rules.
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Well, she sounds perfect.
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Tell me about it.
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Perfect in every way, but one.
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What's that?
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I couldn't respect anyone
who would do that to their sister.
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I want you too...
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I don't know how I can ever respect you
or myself after this.
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Please...
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Look, we can all make mistakes,
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Just not the same one twice.
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-Don't go.
-It's not right.
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Sisters?
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That is a bit taboo.
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Yeah.
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I learned my lesson.
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Never overstep the moral boundaries,
as Bob would say.
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Well, sometimes it gets a bit Grey.
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Life isn't always black and white.
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Even Bob has to admit that.
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Especially now.
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And I heard you were the superhero,
Green Mist?
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Yeah, an indie action flick.
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So, you got your career on track...
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...found "the one"
and then, dumped the baggage.
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Actually, I got my career on track,
dumped the baggage...
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...and then found "the one".
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You got the order wrong.
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Why did we get fish again?
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It's a couple thing.
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This is apparently
a lucky pair of goldfish...
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...that brings wealth
and prosperity and all.
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I don't know.
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Something we can both take care of.
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Well, you're gonna have to take care
of him yourself for a little while.
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I'm off to Spain for a couple of weeks.
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Big assignment.
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I'll Skype every night.
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What do you think of these?
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They're cute.
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Do you think if we got married,
we'd be a dog couple or a cat couple?
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What did you say?
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A dog couple or a cat couple?
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No, before that?
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I forget.
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No.
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You said the M word.
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I can't believe it.
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You took so long to say the L word
and now you're saying the M word?
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What's happening to you?
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Look, what Lingual said to Bob,
it's hard for anyone to hear.
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I think, you need to take down
everything to do with Lingual...
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...that's in your room.
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You got to put that relationship to rest.
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You gotta give them a chance.
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Hey. What are you up to?
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Just some spring cleaning.
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Taking down some stuff.
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Cool. I'll help you.
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New start is always good, right?
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-Thanks.
-Shall I take this one down as well?
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Well, no, 'cause she's a friend.
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Jane and I, we...
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We've never dated.
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But...
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But we're friends too, right?
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So...
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...you could leave my stuff up too, right?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Sure.
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So we're friends then?
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Okay.
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That was amazing acting, don't you think?
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It was dangerous acting
if you know what I mean.
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Chaotic.
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Loose, but not egotistical.
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Oh, I can't wait to do some real acting.
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Tell me about it.
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Hey, how's your corporate gig?
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It was okay. I mean,
your normal corporate acting gig.
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They like me and all
and I was feeling good.
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Hey.
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They told me that your real name is Bob?
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And you're an actor.
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You were just role playing in there?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm an actor.
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I do this corporate training gig
from time to time.
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Wow, you really drilled me
in that session.
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I'm sorry. I was doing my job.
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Don't be.
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I thought you were perfect as a CEO.
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I thought they got us a real CEO
to role play with.
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You're amazing.
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Well, it's just a day in the life
of an actor.
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I can't believe that you could actually
memorize all those lines...
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...and just improvise in there.
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Well, that's why they pay me
the big bucks.
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Well, it's really impressive.
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Thank you.
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I was feeling really really good,
until she asked me about my life...
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So have I seen you in anything?
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What have you done?
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Some guest cameos
and few small plays here and there.
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Nothing you've probably seen, but...
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...it's about building
a solid body of work.
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Anything big coming up?
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I'm up for a feature,
independent one and..
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Well, the producers, you know...
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...they haven't decided
what role I'm right for...
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...and I guess it's on hold and...
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Well, the financing
is sort of paused and...
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Well, I'm probably up
for a student short film.
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Okay, so let me get this straight.
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As an actor, how do you find security?
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Do you work other jobs?
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Do you invest?
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Or are you just independently wealthy?
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Jimmy.
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What are we doing with our lives?
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What's the 10-year-plan?
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A Hollywood stardom?
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We've already been here for 10 years.
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Well, it's the dream, right?
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Yeah, that dream's cool
if you're in your mid-20s.
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It's not so cool now.
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Everybody has something...
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Marriage, kids, property.
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I can't even get a freaking credit card.
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What if we're been fooling ourselves
the whole time about our talent?
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Well, it's not about the talent.
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It's about the talent
to persevere, remember?
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Our time will come.
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Perseverance is cool
if you have a real job.
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At least you get a promotion.
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There are no promotions in acting
and that's what women look for.
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What? What do you mean?
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They don't admit it, but it's true.
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The other day,
I was having lunch with Jane.
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So Charles brought up
the M word the other day.
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Oh, my gosh. Wow, that's great.
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Amazing. So that's what
you've been waiting for, right?
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So how's it feel?
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Well...
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It makes sense I guess.
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Makes sense?
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Yeah, he's perfect partner material.
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He's pulling in more money
than he knows what to do with.
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He's got an apartment already.
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He's got investments
that I don't even know of.
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Good family, stable family values.
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He can count the number of women
he's dated with one hand.
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I'm not trying to draw comparisons.
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-Yeah.
-I mean, I love you guys.
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It's just a woman thing, you know,
going through the list.
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We can keep screwing around,
but ultimately who wants us?
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I mean, what do we have to offer?
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What skills do we have
other than being believable liars.
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They're getting married?
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How should I know? You gotta ask her.
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Anyway, what's the purpose of this?
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Of being an actor?
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I don't know.
I don't think there is a purpose.
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I just know it feels good
and it's what I love to do.
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I think that's all there is to it.
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This can't be all.
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I haven't invested
the last 15 years of my life for this.
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This is nothing.
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Well, did you ask Jane?
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Why does she like hanging out with us?
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Maybe there's a clue in that?
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I tried to ask her.
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And all she did was talk...
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...about how good Charles is
as a potential husband.
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And dude, it was a laundry list
of all the things we don't have.
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Guys really dress like this every day?
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You sure about this internship thing?
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Well, I don't know,
because I'm drowning here look at me.
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But I do want to know
what this corporate world is really like.
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Well, manage your expectations...
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...and race yourself for all the fun
and excitement you can handle.
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Are you talking about work or you?
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How's Bob?
I haven't heard from him in a while.
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Bob is going through a mid-life crisis.
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He's feeling a bit worthless
at the moment.
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What did you say to him last week?
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Nothing significant that I can remember.
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No, he said that you spoke to him
and it was like a reality check for him.
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I didn't say anything.
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I was talking about Charles
and my relationship and...
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Not about him.
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Well what did you say
about your relationship then?
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What does Charles have
that Bob doesn't have?
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Money, investments, job security...
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Oh and me of course.
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Well, then what does Bob have
that Charles doesn't have?
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I really don't know.
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So Lingual...
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You like me, right?
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Of course I do, Bob.
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What do I have that Charles doesn't have?
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Can I get back to you on that one?
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Will you stop? I'm panicking here.
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Okay, I'm kidding.
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Let's see you cook,
you clean, you watch TV.
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What am I, domestic help?
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Do you want to know
what you have that Charles doesn't?
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Yes.
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Someone who likes him.
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Wait. Jane doesn't like Charles?
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It's pretty obvious.
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If someone has to recite a laundry list...
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...of someone's qualities
to convince themselves...
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...that they're perfect partner...
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...it's a sure sign she's not sure.
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Really?
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Finding someone
isn't about the balance sheet.
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It's not about what she says...
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...it's what she does that counts.
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What does she do?
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Well, she might talk a lot
about Charles...
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...but she spends all the time here.
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Hanging out with Jimmy.
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Just like me with you.
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It's not rocket science.
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You just earned yourself a night-out,
dinner, and maybe a few drinks.
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Yup.
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Yeah, yeah come on over.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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That was Charles.
He's flying off this afternoon...
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...and he's coming over to say bye.
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Okay, cool..
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Well, you guys go ahead.
I'll meet you after lunch then.
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I told him you are here with me.
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I think he wants to meet you...
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...because he feels bad
about the last time you met.
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Tell him don't worry about it.
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Seriously go ahead. I'll meet you after.
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Just stay and say hi.
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Look I hate this tension
between you guys.
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I don't even know how it started.
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00:13:17,409 --> 00:13:18,737
Oh, here he is now.
264
00:13:18,817 --> 00:13:22,284
I know he's alpha male,
but you'll like one of my best friends.
265
00:13:23,992 --> 00:13:24,853
Hey, Honey.
266
00:13:24,933 --> 00:13:26,050
-Hello.
-Hey. It's the intern.
267
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,128
Hey.
268
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:30,039
So, you're checking out
what the real world works, eh?
269
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,784
He's actually doing research for a job.
270
00:13:34,702 --> 00:13:36,241
You sure you don't wanna change your mind?
271
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,198
Business class, company's paying.
272
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:40,731
It's Spain.
273
00:13:40,811 --> 00:13:41,709
No.
274
00:13:41,789 --> 00:13:42,979
You can bring the intern along.
275
00:14:07,823 --> 00:14:09,406
Okay, I gotta go.
276
00:14:09,486 --> 00:14:11,519
Got a flight to catch, an account close.
277
00:14:12,399 --> 00:14:13,645
-See you.
-Bye.
278
00:14:13,725 --> 00:14:15,126
Enjoy your little internship.
279
00:14:15,779 --> 00:14:16,697
Bye, honey.
280
00:14:21,535 --> 00:14:23,982
Bye. Don't forget to Skype me
when you get in.
281
00:14:27,881 --> 00:14:29,397
Well, that was awkward.
282
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:34,044
Yeah, he doesn't usually do
public displays of affection.
283
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,378
So I was kinda of caught unaware.
284
00:14:37,554 --> 00:14:38,614
So he's gone for a while, huh?
285
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,217
A couple of weeks, maybe longer.
286
00:14:42,402 --> 00:14:43,885
I'm sorry I'm made you stay.
287
00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:47,093
No, no. If it's to say bye
to Charles, anytime.
288
00:14:49,308 --> 00:14:52,412
Hey, I owe you a couple of dinners
without interruption.
289
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,610
Yeah, you do.
290
00:14:53,948 --> 00:14:54,781
You free tonight?
291
00:15:47,473 --> 00:15:48,840
Hey, hey, hey.
292
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:49,869
Hey.
293
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,988
You going out?
294
00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,068
Taking Lingual out.
295
00:15:52,148 --> 00:15:53,287
Special occasion?
296
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:54,986
She said she likes me.
297
00:15:55,464 --> 00:15:57,630
-You?
-Jane's taking me out.
298
00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:58,557
She owes me.
299
00:15:58,637 --> 00:15:59,811
Nice.
300
00:16:00,574 --> 00:16:03,079
Well, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
301
00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:05,518
Oh, well, that gives me free reign then.
302
00:16:36,765 --> 00:16:38,325
Wow, you can drink.
303
00:16:38,405 --> 00:16:41,754
Well, Charles doesn't like it,
but he's gone.
304
00:16:42,356 --> 00:16:43,606
Here's to freedom.
305
00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:44,704
To freedom.
306
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,291
Oh, the funniest thing,
as I was getting ready to go out...
307
00:16:48,643 --> 00:16:51,610
...Jimmy comes out in a dress shirt
and a sports coat.
308
00:16:51,918 --> 00:16:52,935
What's he doing?
309
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,514
He's going out with Jane.
310
00:16:54,594 --> 00:16:55,720
Jane?
311
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,239
Oh, that'll be fun.
312
00:16:57,319 --> 00:16:58,844
What's this attitude against Jane?
313
00:16:58,924 --> 00:16:59,959
She's our friend.
314
00:17:00,249 --> 00:17:01,739
What a coincidence, huh?
315
00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:05,499
Bob also getting all dressed up
and going on a dinner date.
316
00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:06,504
With Lingual.
317
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,356
Well, I'm glad him and Lingual
are going well.
318
00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:11,771
Did you do what I told to do?
319
00:17:11,851 --> 00:17:13,542
I took most of them down.
320
00:17:13,898 --> 00:17:15,909
-Jimmy?
-What? She's a friend.
321
00:17:15,989 --> 00:17:18,570
She's a tease, and she leads people on.
322
00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:21,263
I don't like how she openly flirts
with the both of you.
323
00:17:21,343 --> 00:17:24,011
I don't like the fact
that she's been with the both of you.
324
00:17:24,342 --> 00:17:25,505
I don't trust her.
325
00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:27,244
I mean, anyone
who would come between friends...
326
00:17:27,324 --> 00:17:29,075
Bob and I are both cool with it.
327
00:17:29,155 --> 00:17:30,071
Are you sure he is?
328
00:17:30,151 --> 00:17:31,600
What you mean? Of course I am.
329
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,448
I'm not going to make it home tonight
if we don't get something to eat.
330
00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:35,896
You're right.
331
00:17:35,976 --> 00:17:37,171
Waiter.
332
00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:38,457
We can get a table our now.
333
00:17:39,015 --> 00:17:40,324
This is supposed to be fun.
334
00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:41,880
Let's talk about someone else.
335
00:17:46,424 --> 00:17:47,617
Bob. Lingual.
336
00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:49,564
Jane. Jimmy.
337
00:17:49,644 --> 00:17:50,736
Lingual. Bob.
338
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:52,561
-Hi.
-Hey.
339
00:17:57,496 --> 00:17:59,571
Waiter. Another bottle please.
340
00:17:59,651 --> 00:18:02,117
So, such a coincidence, huh?
341
00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:05,175
Yeah, I mean,
same restaurant, same night.
342
00:18:05,538 --> 00:18:06,664
Double date.
343
00:18:06,744 --> 00:18:07,864
It's not a date.
344
00:18:07,944 --> 00:18:09,706
Then why are you all dressed up?
345
00:18:11,909 --> 00:18:14,430
So what did you guys get up to, today?
346
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,759
I took Lingual out shopping.
Right, Lingual?
347
00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:18,890
You guys?
348
00:18:19,524 --> 00:18:20,527
Jane?
349
00:18:20,915 --> 00:18:21,917
How's Charles?
350
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:23,416
Fine.
351
00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:28,341
Here, Jane. Here's to you and Charles.
352
00:18:28,821 --> 00:18:29,916
Sure.
353
00:18:33,922 --> 00:18:36,194
Lingual, maybe you should
just slow down a little bit.
354
00:18:37,105 --> 00:18:39,963
Oh, I wouldn't worry about her.
She's a pro.
355
00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:42,238
I saw her stash in your room, remember?
356
00:18:43,737 --> 00:18:45,595
Oh, yes. That's right.
357
00:18:45,675 --> 00:18:47,963
You were snooping through my stuff.
358
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,006
You should really learn
to mind your own business.
359
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:53,782
Well, when you sleep
with my two of best friends...
360
00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:55,612
...you are my business.
361
00:19:08,175 --> 00:19:09,868
She's so fake
362
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,831
She thinks she's so smart,
but let me tell you what.
363
00:19:11,911 --> 00:19:13,952
She's just a pseudo-intellectual.
364
00:19:14,032 --> 00:19:18,862
She's such a tease
and she doesn't do anything about it.
365
00:19:18,942 --> 00:19:22,081
Spineless, fickle, cheat.
366
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,222
You're waking the neighbors.
367
00:19:24,302 --> 00:19:25,375
I feel sick.
368
00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:27,283
Okay stop it.
369
00:19:27,363 --> 00:19:29,045
Lingual, you're waking up
the whole neighborhood.
370
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,137
She's got Charles.
371
00:19:30,217 --> 00:19:32,089
What is she doing with Jimmy, huh?
372
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,090
She's a slut. That's what she is.
373
00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:35,845
Lingual, shut up.
374
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,014
What are you guys see in her, anyway?
375
00:19:38,503 --> 00:19:40,850
Just looking at her makes me wanna puke.
376
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,474
-Okay, let's get you home.
-Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna puke.
377
00:19:43,554 --> 00:19:45,293
-Just... Okay, okay.
-She's a slut.
378
00:19:45,373 --> 00:19:48,611
-You're drunk. You're drunk.
-That's what, 'cause she's a slut.
379
00:19:48,691 --> 00:19:50,845
Man, you're loud.
Come on, let's go. Let's go.
380
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:53,237
Have you guys forgotten her manipulation?
381
00:19:56,912 --> 00:19:58,394
Lingual, hand... Give me the bottle.
382
00:19:58,474 --> 00:20:00,326
-Come on.
-Did you see what she did to me?
383
00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:01,684
You threw on in her face.
384
00:20:01,764 --> 00:20:03,018
-But...
-No, just stop it.
385
00:20:03,099 --> 00:20:04,947
-Lie down. Get in the covers.
-I don't want to.
386
00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:05,996
-Sleep it off.
-No.
387
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,323
-She's such a slut.
-I'm gonna sit down on you...
388
00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:11,672
-...and wrangle you down.
-I don't...
389
00:20:12,265 --> 00:20:14,879
Jimmy, I really want prata.
Can we go and get prata, please?
390
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:16,630
-We can get prata tomorrow.
-Please, please.
391
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:17,925
That stuff will kill you, you know.
392
00:20:18,005 --> 00:20:20,602
No. I don't want Lingual to be around.
393
00:20:20,682 --> 00:20:21,796
Let's tuck you in.
394
00:20:21,877 --> 00:20:24,481
I can't believe she said
all those mean things to me.
395
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,147
She's an idiot.
396
00:20:26,227 --> 00:20:28,545
What do you see in her?
She's such a bitch.
397
00:20:28,823 --> 00:20:30,693
Stupid little bitch.
398
00:20:31,394 --> 00:20:33,906
Can we...?
Can we get prata tomorrow, okay?
399
00:20:33,987 --> 00:20:34,820
Yes.
400
00:20:39,976 --> 00:20:41,531
I'm gonna go get some water.
401
00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:43,497
You okay?
402
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,545
Hey, stay here. I'll get it for you.
403
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,082
That's okay, I'm fine.
404
00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:48,486
You sure?
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