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I don’t know how it happened all so fast,
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but she seems to know
about all my hobbies, and sometimes...
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...more about my hobbies than I do.
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That’s a good thing, right?
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I mean, one of the reasons
why Charles and I got together...
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...was 'cause we had so much in common.
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Oh, yeah, like what?
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We both want security,
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family values,
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and then we both love puppies.
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Wow, sounds like
a really passionate relationship.
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Oh, yeah, 'cause goldfish...
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...is a far more passionate
foundation for a relationship.
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That would be tropical fish.
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With a dash of voodoo.
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Okay, I admit she’s a little weird.
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But at least she’s not boring.
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Charles isn’t boring.
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I didn’t say he was.
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Yeah, you didn’t.
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Okay, anyway, my point is...
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...I don’t how or why it happened,
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but she just said it.
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I don’t want this
to come out the wrong way,
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but I really had a nice night tonight.
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You can be quite funny...
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...in a really dark, dry sort of way.
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Thanks.
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I think.
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Maybe I have a little dark side, too.
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That's what I like about you.
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Actually, you know what?
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What?
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I think I love you.
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She said "I think" I love you?
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So she’s unsure, is that it?
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How am I supposed to know? You’re a woman,
you’re supposed to tell me.
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What did you say back?
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Nothing.
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I was in shock.
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That’s terrible, Jimmy!
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She’s gone out on a limb, laid out
her heart, and you just ignore it!
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May I remind you that you’re
defending a woman whom you despise?
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Yeah, but she’s still a woman.
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Are you all right, Jane?
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Yeah. It’s just...
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I said the same thing
last week to Charles.
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I think...
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...I love you.
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I’m sorry.
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I think I’ve drunk too much wine.
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What am I saying!
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So, he didn’t say anything?
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No.
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But you meant it?
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Of course I meant it.
You wouldn’t say it if you didn’t mean it.
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Well, you did say "I think" I love you,
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so did you think you meant it
or did you feel it?
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I think I feel it and I feel I think it.
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That’s as bad as not saying anything.
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Shut up.
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You also said that you had drunk too much,
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so you could have been drunk talking.
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No?
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I guess that's possible.
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But why didn’t he answer the question?
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He was in shock.
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I mean, why do you women
always have to say the L word...
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...out of the blue?
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It wasn’t out of the blue.
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It's not the first time.
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What?
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You’ve only been going out three months.
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Well, he did do something kinda weird.
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He kinda mouthed "I love you" back,
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but he didn’t actually say it.
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I couldn’t hear it.
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What? Did you say something?
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Say it again, I didn’t hear you.
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Please, I didn’t hear you.
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So you think he’s unsure
or that he really doesn’t love me?
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No, I think...
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Look, when I said I was in shock,
I didn’t mean that I didn’t feel anything.
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I just couldn’t answer right away.
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Men don’t express themselves
that way, you know. It's unmanly.
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I guess he’s just
getting vulnerable, right?
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Yeah. Maybe.
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Maybe?
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No, he must be. I think.
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Thanks for the assurance, Jimmy.
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That’s what friends are for.
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So you finally got the L word.
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I’m surprised it took her so long.
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Hey, but you did the right thing.
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Not saying anything is the first step.
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But you can't keep doing that.
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If you do, she’ll get really hurt.
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Now you have to learn
the oldest trick in the book.
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What’s that?
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No guy ever wants to say the L word. Ever.
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Ever?
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Yeah. Not that I know of.
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I’ve never wanted to say it.
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Have you?
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No.
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Never.
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See?
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So when they, women,
do say it, and they will,
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and you have to reply,
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there are ways around it.
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I love you.
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Don't ruin the moment with spoken words.
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I love you.
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Oh, my gosh, I just noticed
your new highlights.
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They're absolutely gorgeous.
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I love you.
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Thank you.
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That way, you never lie.
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But you can only do that for so long.
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That’s when you move to step two.
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Just say the word colorful.
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Colorful.
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Now watch me.
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I love you.
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Colorful.
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Now I'll just mouth the words.
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That’s brilliant!
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-It’s exactly the same
-Right?
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So you just mouth the word...
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...colorful back.
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Here, let me try.
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Colorful.
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Colorful.
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Colorful.
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You don't say it actually.
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You just mouth it.
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Okay.
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Try.
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Just mouth it.
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Colorful...
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I can't do it!
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Didn't you ever do any kung fu dubbing?
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No. What's that?
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You insult my family.
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Prepare to die!
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How do you do that?
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Practice, dude, practice.
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So how was lunch with Jane the other day?
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How did you know about that?
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It was in your calendar.
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You had a reminder.
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Must have been important.
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You look at my calendar?
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Yes.
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So how was it?
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It was good.
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She’s a good friend. We talk a lot.
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Did you talk about me?
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I don't know how
or why it happened, but...
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...she just said it.
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She said "I think" I love you?
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So she’s unsure, is that it?
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How am I supposed to know. You’re a woman,
you’re supposed to tell me.
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Jimmy?
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Yeah, we did talk a little about you.
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Look at me.
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I think I love you.
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Wow, I didn’t realize your highlights...
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...were so...
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...highlighted.
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Jimmy?
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I love you.
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Did you hear me?
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I just said I love you.
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Don’t ruin the moment with words.
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What moment?
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Thank you?
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I just said I love you.
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Colorful.
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Did you just say colorful?
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Your eyes are so colorful...
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They’re brown.
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-But there are so many shades of...
-Just save it!
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You said it would work!
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You bastard!
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It does work if you do it right.
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You gotta mouth it, not say it!
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You blew it,
and you call yourself an actor!
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You blew it!
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-It's your fault!
-No, you blew it!
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So, it was all Bob’s fault.
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But you tried it on Lingual.
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Well, she just kept asking me,
so what was I supposed to do?
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I just said I love you.
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Colorful.
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Did you just say colorful?
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Jane?
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Jane!
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I think...
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...that’s what Charles did.
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He was saying...
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Colorful.
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Colorful.
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That’s what he did.
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That’s what he was saying.
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No, Jane. You...
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You don’t know that.
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I mean, that’s the beauty.
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I mean...
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He could just as easily
have been saying the...
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You know, the...
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...L word.
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Oh, Lingual’s waiting for you.
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Why didn’t she just go in?
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She doesn’t have a key.
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But I have a key.
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Yeah, you’re different.
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Well, I better go. Have fun.
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You gonna be okay?
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Yeah, of course.
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That’s not the end of it,
'cause even if you avoid the L word,
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sooner or later, they want
to define the relationship.
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What's your relationship with Jane?
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And there's a way around that?
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Oh, yeah.
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We're all friends. Bob and I have been
friends with her since college.
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Define old friends.
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Lingual...
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Then define our relationship.
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There are various things you could say,
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but it's kinda all the same
diversion tactic.
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So if she said define the relationship,
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you would say?
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Where do you think we are or...
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...this is so unique,
it defies definition or...
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...this is special. Don’t you
enjoy what we have? Or...
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...it’s not so black and white.
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This is so special.
The minute we put a label on it,
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we taint it.
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That is so good!
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Jimmy?
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I asked you a question.
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Define our relationship.
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Well, where do you think we are?
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I mean, this is so...
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...unique,
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what we have, that it defies definition.
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And it is so...
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...special,
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what we have,
that if you put a label on it,
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you would taint it.
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You sound like Bob.
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Look, simple question...
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...will we get married someday?
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Yes or no?
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And that’s what it all comes down to.
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Do you want to marry them?
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Are you gonna marry me...
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...someday?
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And the answer is almost always...
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...no.
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We just might not be able to say it,
but they hear it.
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Lingual, please come out.
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Don’t do anything stupid in there, okay?
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Come on, Lingual, come out.
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Please.
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Lingual.
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Bob.
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You have some explaining to do.
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Nice to see you, too, Jane.
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Bob, please explain this mouthing
colorful thing you taught Jimmy.
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What colorful thing?
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Where you mouth colorful
instead of saying I love you.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
275
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,970
Bob, Jimmy told me
you taught him to do it...
276
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,230
...to use on Lingual.
277
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,680
That guy has such a big mouth!
278
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,560
What, so now you’re lying, too?
279
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,540
No!
280
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,480
He broke the gentleman’s code.
281
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,780
Yeah, but you’re teaching him to lie...
282
00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:16,480
...by saying colorful
instead of I love you.
283
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,800
No, we’re not lying. That’s the point.
284
00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:20,360
We're about being honest...
285
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,830
...even when we're backed into a corner.
286
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,030
So...
287
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,440
...he doesn’t really love me.
288
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,440
Who? Jimmy or your boyfriend?
289
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:30,880
Charles, of course.
290
00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:35,860
Did Jimmy really say colorful to Lingual?
291
00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:40,800
Colorful.
292
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:42,870
Did you just say colorful?
293
00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:44,960
I told him mouth it.
294
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,630
Any monkey can do it.
295
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,040
So he can’t mouth it without vocalizing?
296
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:53,150
No. He practiced a whole day, Jane.
297
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,240
All day?
298
00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:59,870
Colorful. Colorful. Colorful.
299
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,540
So, he doesn’t really love her?
300
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:08,540
No.
301
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,340
Oh, it's a good thing he's not lying.
302
00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:12,470
Exactly.
303
00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:15,960
But if he doesn’t love her,
why is he with her?
304
00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:20,200
Well, if Charles doesn’t love you,
305
00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:21,700
why are you still with him?
306
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,880
-Why are you always here?
-They’re my friends.
307
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,130
-Don’t you have a boyfriend?
-Don’t you have any manners?
308
00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:33,940
You’re always getting in the way.
309
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,130
-What?
-You heard me.
310
00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:43,850
It’s the most infuriating thing.
311
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,560
Why do women have to define it?
312
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,950
They ruin such a good thing so early!
313
00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:49,230
It’s like an ultimatum.
314
00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:50,140
Exactly.
315
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,410
What begins as a nice, great relationship,
316
00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:58,250
where you’re just dating, finding out
about each other and building trust,
317
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,390
then turns into an...
318
00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:02,060
...interrogation.
319
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:04,520
And you end up finding ways
of avoiding them.
320
00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:12,340
Hey, Lingual.
321
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:14,390
Hi.
322
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,640
What are you doing here?
323
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,570
How did you get in?
324
00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:17,550
Bob let me in.
325
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,950
I wasn’t expecting you tonight.
326
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,380
Do you have to expect me to see me?
327
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,360
Well, it's just that I have
other plans tonight.
328
00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:28,820
Like what?
329
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,060
Like...
330
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:33,790
...anything!
331
00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:35,650
Like, do I have to tell you?
332
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,530
I think I deserve to know.
333
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:39,380
I am your girlfriend...
334
00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:40,630
...aren’t I?
335
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,090
Well...
336
00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:43,690
Yeah, we’re dating.
337
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,590
See, this is exactly what I want to know.
338
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:49,410
Am I at the stage where I need book
an appointment in order to see you?
339
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,960
Does Jane have to book an appointment?
340
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,650
Why is this always about Jane?
341
00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:55,400
Because she's got a key!
342
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,100
Everything has to be defined.
343
00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:00,630
Like, why does she have a key
while I don’t have a key?
344
00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:03,800
Why does she get to pop over whenever
when I have to make an appointment?
345
00:17:04,070 --> 00:17:06,970
It ruins a perfectly good start,
346
00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:09,170
and they make everything
into this big issue.
347
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:13,320
Jane even wanted to know the definition
of your relationship with Lingual.
348
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,640
It never stops.
349
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,920
Wait, Jane asked about Lingual and me?
350
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:18,330
Yeah.
351
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,180
She wanted to know
why you’re still with her?
352
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,620
Well,
353
00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:23,620
'cause I find her funny.
354
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,140
She’s funny,
355
00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:28,140
she’s surprising,
356
00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:32,420
she says some things that just
knocks me out of the park.
357
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,750
You should know what I mean.
358
00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:36,560
I do.
359
00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:38,750
But do you love her?
360
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,810
Oh, hey.
361
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:53,100
Morning.
362
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,450
Wow.
363
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,510
Breakfast.
364
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,630
For me?
365
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:08,800
Wow. Good.
366
00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:14,630
So, Bob and Jane are old friends as well?
367
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,470
Lingual, I’m losing my appetite.
368
00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:21,520
I just want to find out
if you feel anything for Jane.
369
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:22,670
Why?
370
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,720
Well, do you or don't you?
371
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:28,280
This is ridiculous. You’re ruining
everything that we have, Lingual.
372
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,930
I'm just not comfortable.
373
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,820
Look, can you do this just for me?
374
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,990
Can you not hang out
with her at the house?
375
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,000
How many times have I said this?
376
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,420
We are friends and good friends at that.
Special friends.
377
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,130
You have no idea what we’ve been through.
378
00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:44,160
But that's exactly what I’m trying to say!
379
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,080
You like her, don’t you? Just admit it.
380
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:49,420
You wouldn't understand.
You don’t have friends.
381
00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:05,660
You said what?
382
00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,060
I know. I know it was mean,
383
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,610
but she was being unreasonable
and she just kept pushing.
384
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,580
You know she has low self-esteem.
385
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,370
Yeah, well, it's true.
I never see her with anyone.
386
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,170
You gotta help her.
Build up her confidence.
387
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,700
Dude, that’s how you got me
into this mess in the first place.
388
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:22,540
Don’t put this on me.
I didn't ask you to be her boyfriend.
389
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,120
That you did on your own.
390
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:25,460
Well, I have to find her.
391
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:26,930
Do you know where she might be?
392
00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:27,880
I think I know.
393
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,160
-Why are you always here?
-They’re my friends.
394
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,630
-Don’t you have a boyfriend?
-Don’t you have any manners?
395
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,200
You’re always getting in the way.
396
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,330
-What?
-You heard me.
397
00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:05,300
Colorful.
398
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,000
I can still hear you saying it!
399
00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,520
Donkey.
400
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:12,540
Donkey?
401
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,990
It looks just like sorry.
402
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,640
Donkey.
403
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,150
What are you, sadistic?
404
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,210
I must really like you.
405
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,330
I mean,
406
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,140
I haven't skewered you.
407
00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:35,420
Yet.
408
00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:38,510
So I’ve been downgraded to like?
409
00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:42,610
If you won’t say it, I won’t.
410
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:45,960
Deal.
411
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:52,890
You felt uncomfortable
coming over to the house?
412
00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:55,470
Well, obviously,
Lingual doesn’t want me there.
413
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:56,680
It’s not her house.
414
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,960
Yeah, but it’s more than that.
415
00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:02,390
I just feel like I'm holding you guys back
from your relationships.
416
00:21:02,770 --> 00:21:06,630
Jane, you’re the reason why we're sane
when we’re in our relationships.
417
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,350
Come on.
418
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,690
Come to think of it, does...
419
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,300
...Charles ever wonder
what you’re up to when you're over?
420
00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:15,350
No.
421
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,360
He’s too busy to notice.
422
00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:20,050
Sometimes I wish he would notice.
423
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:23,490
You know, it’s just a timing thing.
424
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,950
Everybody actually wants
to say I love you.
425
00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:32,150
The hard part is just
waiting for that time to come.
426
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,160
I can still hear you saying it!
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