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Your highness...

Why are you mad?

Queen Mother, you first

Your highness, Dragon Fighter Lo Han

has stolen the peaches from my peach tree

and fed them to Nui Long's (a cowherd) cow

Not only that, he also...

conspired with the Magpie to build a bridge for

the cowherd & Spinster Maid's rendezvous; it's too much

I mean, they already have over a dozen kids

All along I've handled

lovers' relationships in the mortal world

Who would have thought he'd mess it up

such that the Emperor woo a whore

and a princess has to elope with a beggar?

I reprimanded him gently

but he cooked and ate my Heavenly Dog

Who are you?

God No. 2

Your highness, my eye

was also blinded by that bastard

This is a replacement for the Heavenly Dog

Law and order must be enforced

This Dragon Fighter is outrageous

I hope your highness permits me to beat him up

God of Fortune you needn't be that angry

these are small matters

He stole my Book of Destiny and messed it up

there hasn't been a death in 18 years

Those undertakers are out of work

and there's a centuries-old man

Your highness, if you don't teach him a lesson

I'll bring up this up with the 9-Layer Heaven

Come men, summon Dragon Fighter to the palace

Yes

Not so hard

I'm having an afternoon nap

Hey, everybody's here

You're not Dragon Fighter, you're Tiger Fighter

It's just the same

Tiger Fighter

Yes, your highness

It doesn't concern you. Why are you here?

I represent Dragon Fighter to apologize to you all

You're so loyal, you may have a hand in this too?

No

Do you think a fairy could get away with anything?

Tiger Fighter, you really are a real busybody

but you're a loyal friend

Thanks...

I think it's okay with just an apology

What? So easy?

Who are you to interrupt our conversation?

God of the Hearth, each year-end

you seek advantage in the mortal world

and if you don't get it

you speak ill of those families. Poke him!

You just did that, you want to do that again?

You poke your nose in everybody's business

Outrageous, you better compensate me for the peach

Queen Mother, what's the big deal?

What?

You must get fed up with peaches

What?

You better change to eating bananas

What? Let's have a fight if you're angry

Oh, don't have your dog bark for you

Don't think just because he has spots I won't eat him

I'll eat him all the same; who's next?

Who's next? You will do

You Moon match-maker, you tie up a mess

with your broken old strings

Take for instance the Butterfly Lovers

why not tie them together?

Now they have to die tragic deaths for love

What have they done to you to deserve this?

You're old, you should retire

before you make a mess of sexual relationship

Who knows, you may make wacky matches even...

between the same sex or say, men & animals

Worst of all would be an ant for a elephant

Poke him

He's old, spare him

King of Hades, are you standing up for him?

Poke him

Don't start that again, we should be reasonable

Why is there a woman in the mortal world

who bore 16 daughters

and was denied a boy? Why?

Consequently she jumped to sea to kill herself

Even in hell, he accused her of it

and flung her into a frying pan

Is there justice?

Dragon Fighter...

Fainting is no use

The fate of peoples' lives is destined,

and you shouldn't mess around with them

I'm only carrying out orders

Whose orders? Who set them?

Who says it must be right?

A saying goes, 'There are other heavens'

Your highness, if your rules

were known by Bodhisattva in the ninth heaven

she'll think this is the joke of a moron

This is out of line

Your highness, fairies

Reckon, Dragon Fighter Lo Han is just too rampant

I think for everybody's advantage

may it please you to allow me to spar with him

What a joke. Can you beat him?

I want to fight him one on one

I'll not show him mercy

Even if there is a loophole in the laws of the heavens

there must be one which condemns you

Take them to the mortal world

one will be a pig, the other a dog

and to remain so for 7 lifetimes

Wait

What is it?

Is your word final?

Yes

I say you'll be a roach, what do you say?

Take them down

Wait

Greeting to Goddess

Each one of us has been a fairy

for at least eight to twelve thousand years

Worldly affairs to us

are petty and trivial

The mess Dragon Fighter Lo Han has caused today

might be an opportunity

Why not use it

to understand the mortal world?

To see if humans are really that trivial and petty

Or they have progressed

Goddess of Mercy speaks well

What a relief...

Goddess

This lad uses the pretext of righting wrongs

to challenge authority

Stop speaking nonsense, king of Hades

Matters will be taken care of

Dragon Fighter, what's your purpose

in doing such things?

I want these fairies to get off their high horses

and experience the mortal world

Humans only live less than a decade

and they shouldn't be condemned for a mistake or two

I believe

regardless of how ignorant and dumb they are

how worthless and deserving of death

they are after all...

after all...

Speak up

After all...

Subject to sympathy and love

Right, Dragon Fighter?

Yes, that's it

Let's begin with you

going down to the mortal world to experience it

Do you dare?

In fact that's what I intend to do

What proof do you have?

I've picked 3 people

their fates have been sealed

one will be a beggar for 9 lives

one a prostitute for 9 lives

one a villain for 9 lives

If you could change their destinies

you win

You say our fairies are bad

right then, you'll go as an ordinary human being

and not be allowed to use magic

No magic?

That's right

Use your sincerity to reform them, influence them

Okay, I'll not fail you

Wait for me

I'll give you 3 days

Thanks. But two and a half days will do

You don't have to listen to me

If you don't do

as I have said today

don't hope to return to the Heavens

Firstly, unless you have the official permit

you can't enter the Heaven

Secondly, you can't take magic powers with you

Ah Loong, God-speed

Same to you

Good brothers

What else do you have for me?

You're dead, you can't fight

and can't use magic, you're bound to die

Thanks

You're welcome

You won't die

When you re-incarnate in the mortal world

a golden body has been left behind

Once you combine with it

you can preserve your physical body and

transmigrate between the mortal and spiritual worlds

Besides, with it you can return to the Heaven too

That's great

This journey will be filled with danger

I'll present you with a Fan of Wishes

which can only be used thrice each day

Each time a crack will appear

after 3 times you'll have to wait till the next day

when the crack disappears

A mere 3 times a day, that's pathetic

It's better than nothing

The fan can't change life and death

nor manipulate freewill

It's just a sleight of hand but,

ordinary mortals are often mesmerized by what they see

So it would serve you well

Thank you

Be careful and don't falter in evil ways

I understand

Goddess does care much about you

You'll suffer without the fan

Yes...

Dragon Fighter

Did you intentionally

kick him down without the fan?

His heavenly highness decreed it had to be now

What?

What are you doing?

What are doing here?

Change of shifts

Good, get this fan to Dragon Fighter with me

You don't have the approval and

you won't have your magical powers in the mortal world

Humans can't see you

That's why I let you come with me

Besides the emperor of the heavens

you're the only who can come and go as you please

No, this is against Heavenly rules

Just do it once

we'll be back soon, let's go

I'm not going

You've eaten the Heavenly Dog cooked by Dragon Fighter

and you've eaten two peaches of the Queen Mother

That day while the Ninth Heaven Fairy's both maids were

taking a bath, you had peeped

Stop it...

Are you a low-life or not?

You won't yield

without threat

Come back early

Are you afraid?

Yes, satisfied?

(Guo Ching Temple)

The eighteen Lo Hons are on both sides

Dragon Fighter and Tiger Fighter are on this side

For a son... you need to pray to Goddess of Mercy

Goddess of Mercy

help me give birth to a male child

I hope you'll show your power

otherwise I'll be forty next year

I have been an official for all these years

I have been very just and have a clear conscience

I'm not asking too much

You never make demands for anything

why do the heavens destine us be without descendents?

Master

Master

The eighteen Lo Hons are on both sides

Dragon & Tiger Fighter on this side; to ask for a son

You said just now

Good bye...

We haven't prayed to the gods yet

Pray...

Dragon Fighter Lo Han

Master, we want...

I know, you want a son, right?

No problem

Hasn't been a delivery even after 18 months' pregnancy!

Madam, don't worry

Master, madam, look

Where did you pluck it?

Over there

Master, why?

Whenever a noble is born, Ling Tze plant will appear

From the way things look

our future young master must be a man of importance

The house is now full of mushrooms

Madam, this child...

Tell him yourself, he's coming out

Congratulations, madam has given birth

Boy or girl?

It's a boy, congratulations

Congratulations, master

Why have we landed here?

What's this place?

The main street

Main street? Damn you

I asked you to take me to Dragon Fighter's birthplace

Just a few streets further

The wrong landing! Huh!

Who asked you to rock so much

Where's the boy?

I don't know either

Damn, everyone has a bad stomach

after eating at that restaurant

That's right

Could I please use your manure pit?

It's urgent

We only have two, help yourself

They run so swiftly

I can't hold it back much longer

Dragon Fighter...

Brother, I waited for ages

Not my fault

This bloody Unicorn misled me

Never mind, take your fan

I told you to buy two crickets

why have you gone for so long?

I hand-picked the best two of them

Ah Loong, damn, he can't see me

He is a mortal now. To contact him

you must re-incarnate and become human

He's now grown; too late for re-incarnation I guess

A day in the heavens is ten years on earth

but fear not, I'll blow you up

Blow me up?

But you'll lose your magic powers

and turn into a moron

Then it'll be no use contacting him

Come on! When the dark clouds cover the moon

the surveillance in the heavens is the weakest

you could steal back your magical powers then

Why such a soft voice?

Nobody will hear us

Big tummy

This one will do

Be nimble

I'll use this one

I'm going to re-incarnate

So comfortable, your turn...

Coming

Don't go away, Don't let go even a granny

What's the matter?

So comfortable

Your tummy...

Damn, I've forgotten the fan, quick...

Coming...

So she's giving birth

Let's help them

Wife, a boy or a girl?

It's a fan

I have given birth to a son

You've given birth? That's great

Come, wear this girdle quickly

My son Sau Yuan wore this hen he was a child

Why is it like this?

I don't know either

It would just fit him now

Come... I'll blow you up

Again

Done

Demon...

Is this some demon or what?

Nonsense, he's just playing magic tricks with you

Do you know how to play magic?

Master, I'll report this to the authority

What authority? I am the authority

It's better to let him stay

Look, how cute he is

He should be a nice baby to take care of

They might come back in future

to take him back

Kid?

Beat...

Who are you? Speak

I don't have milk

You must know how to play magic, teach me

Milk...

Are you playing dumb with me?

Go and get milk from that lady

Let's see how long you can pretend

Milk... no milk

He's really autistic

You two are touching my wife

Your craving isn't satisfied yet

Go to hell

Go on, run

Brother...

Master, your pay might not be adequate to sustain him

I would need to get a part-time job

Isn't there an orphanage near our home?

I would not do a thing like that

He's learning a lot of things, and is eating a lot

I have also taught him a lot

He'll soon be able to provide for himself

Look at me

Call me

Abalone

Abalone comes in pieces, call me elder brother

Call her...

Younger brother

Stupid, brother comes in shreds

Once again

He's too small to remember

Uncle

Now you've said it right

Clean white white!

It's affinity, let's just do our best

You play with him, I need to read some documents

I'll do some embroidery as well

Tiger Fighter Lo Han transfigures

Ah Loong

Brother, where had you been?

I don't have much time. Listen, you're a fairy

It's just that you don't know it yet

because your Heaven's cover is not yet opened

Remember to poke your head out when there's thunder

so that the clap thunder could open the cover

Then you'll revive your memory

Who's making all that noise there?

All that chaos is spoiling my urination

The bugs fly

The bugs fly

What's up? Must have wet his pants, let me see

Fan, fan...

Go away

He is hopeless, poor thing

Fan, fan...

Not this one

Doctor, please have a look at him

Does he have a chance?

No

I see, just asking, thanks

Master

Wang Da Fu's having trouble at home, they're all here

Really? Quick

Doctor, also I...

What are you screaming for?

You bitch

What's the matter?

A stroke

Watch your mom at home

What your mother has, I've got also

Isn't that Hsiao Yu from Yi Sheung brothel?

That's her

Doing such an immoral thing in broad daylight

How shameful!

Consider yourselves lucky to watch this for free

What's all the complaining about?

What do you want? Come up if you have guts

Rest for a while

Why are we stopping? I am in a hurry

Luckily that's not me. What a way to die!

Well, did you want to have a look and compare?

Who threw me?

I did

Lady, be a bit more decent

What? I can't

I'm waiting here

Shameless, you'll be struck by thunder

Come and have fun when you have time

What I just said came true; good riddance

Strike her

Missed by a mile

Over there, aim accurately, try again

Dragon Fighter has re-incarnated in the mortal world

Moron

Milk

Tiger Fighter

Milk

You've become like this because of helping me

You're such a loyal friend

Milk

What are you doing? Let me go

A prostitute for 9 lives

You're both women, why fight each other?

She's a whore

There are patriotic whores

Thanks

I'll return for you soon

What's your name?

A name is just another label, call me whatever you like

Just do as you are told

Big brother

They're calling you, let's go

Milk...

Go now

Milk

Go now

Milk

Go now

Mom... dad...

Milk

Milk

It's here

Friend, I've waited a long time for you

Who are you?

Earth god, I don't blame you

Your Yuan Shen (spirit) has not returned

Don't be frightened

As long as you bring back your gold body it's okay

Also, your gold body

is sought by officials and bandits alike

Last month many people came for it

Are you the earth god or an extortioner?

The gold body is here

I am the gold body, I'm also...

It's no use telling me, tell them instead

You've put the heads in the wrong place

Really? Let's change them first

What is it?

Wooden fish

Fish?

Is this edible?

Master, excuse me, please listen

I don't know you

Thirteen life cycles ago

I was a monk in this temple

then I became abbot by the eighth life cycle

before the golden body passed away

I ascended the heavens and became a fairy, follow me

Guess what happened afterwards?

I became a Dragon Fighter Lo Han

which is me

I have come down to earth this time on a mission

as regards what the matter is you need not know

You are at best a common person

However considering the time you've spent here

you have accumulated some worthiness

So addressing you as master in front of your students

should give due respect to you

C'mon, go get me some clothes to change

Master, he is mad

But I like him as soon as I lay eyes on him

Bring the clothes

Yes

Good child

You've eaten all of it so quickly?

There's a bigger one outside

This is my stuff, you can't eat this

If you have to, then eat the one behind

Please be gentle

Master, give me a name as in the normal procedure

You are so mad, I'll call you Mad Monk

Very good

Help, don't chase me

Beggar for 9 lives

Don't

So scary

Yuan Pa Tien

Hide quickly

Yuan is here, hide in my home, quick

Earth god

Villain of 9 lives. They are all gathered here

Help

I told you not to let me see you

A mere sight of you makes me so mad

I don't want you to see me either

Don't come near

I wanted to avoid you, but I couldn't

You can hit my head, but not my back

I'll burn down the temple, see where you can go

I'll burn you too, you stinking monk

You dare blow out my fire?

You...

Does it hurt?

I want you to see how it feels to be bullied

Throw down your sword and become a Buddha

I won't be mad, I love you

Be a new person, my child

Impossible, damn it

Go back and think deeply about it

I'll back for you soon

Don't beg anymore, go home with me

I don't want to...

What are you afraid of?

I don't want to go

Come on

Brother...

Brother...

Brother...

Child, why have you become like this?

I changed my hairstyle. Not bad, huh?

Why is the house like this?

Why mess with a character like Yuan Pa Tien?

Clean white white!

Li Sau Yuan, I swear I'll kill your whole family

Signed: Yuan Pa Tien

Master, he killed all our live stock

even rodents and roaches

including a pregnant roach, so cruel

Luckily I went with you to pray to the gods

He knows my background so soon. Great!

Unfortunately I'm not Li Sau Yuan anymore

His calligraphy is good

even the date is written down

He is so organized

Look at the mess here

yet you're still concerned with such matters

Master...

Your dad won't make it

Natural death is his good fortune

Let me see, he'll be an emperor in his next life

Not bad

Sau Yuan, are you mad, child?

Right, my new name is Mad Monk

Heavens, what has our family done wrong?

Right, if you have done nothing wrong

you should die with him

Madam...

Quick, give her some musk to smell

Don't move, they're okay

don't fiddle and make it worse

They're indeed a pair, they even die together

they'll continue their romance in the next life

How admirable!

Young master, what should we do?

It's an auspicious affair, get a chicken to celebrate

and get a undertaker to give them a lift

Go... quick...

Let's go quickly

You can't go yet

you can sleep for a while

I...

Fan...

Good, duckling...

You two have given birth to so many

let me eat one

if you don't shake your head when I count to 3

that means you consent

1, 2, 3

Duck

You again

Outrageous

Don't come near...

I asked them already

You did?

Did he ask you?

No

How could a duck speak?

What more do you have to say?

Stop pulling me

Its mother must have seduced a parrot

that's why she could speak

Yes, her mother must have done that

Well, that's its business

who asked you to meddle in it? I tell you

we must have self-respect

If you want to eat them

you must get their consent first

Who would consent to being eaten?

Damn

I want to eat you now

Whoever is willing can come with me

I adore you

You can greet me Master

Master, what can I do for you?

Just let me know

It's late, you should sleep

Master, why do you treat me like a pig?

Asking me to sleep once you see me

Ta Chung, your father is here for you

Damn you, my father has been dead a long time

See for yourself

Dad, how are you?

Ta Chung, are you going to listen to your dad?

Yes

Then I advise you in dad's name

Never go begging again

I think so too

I should get a big trough to beg

Damn you

I only recall dad reprimanded me

then left

Eat something first

I was thrown out by the people in this shop before

So much gold

Hold them tight

This way you won't be thrown out

Sir, please sit

Stinking monk, get lost

Please sit, sirs

Have a seat, I'll get some tea

Ta Chung, what would you like to eat?

Chicken tail

Damn your ass

You have money and face now

you should eat shark's fin

Alright

Order then

I dare not, you do it

You lack confidence even in this

how are you going to be successful? Summon your courage

Give me two days to think about it

Making fun of me? Speak

A bowl of shark's fin for me please

Louder, I want everybody to hear

A bowl of fish shit for me please

Not shit, fin

Don't force me

Don't be silly! Why would I do that?

Just say it and everything will be alright

Do as I say

I only want to eat chicken tail

I insist, say it

Say a bowl of shark's fin for me please

A bowl of shark's fin for me please

You bastard

Yummy

Outrageous! You bloody kid

Ta Chung, I don't want to waste anymore of my breath

Watch me

This is my real self, Dragon Fighter Lo Han

Ghost

A ghost is not like this

it's like this

Have you really fainted?

Who kicked my mouth?

Stop playing tricks

Cover a sheet and hang two sausages on your mouth

just to scare a beggar, are you nuts?

Don't be so angry...

Somebody will fix him one day

He's nuts, scaring people like this in broad daylight

People nowadays aren't frightened of ghosts

Ta Chung, you see now?

You're really a fairy?

The real thing, if you have any wish

I can fulfill them for you

just let me know

I want you to take me to the heavens

What a fantastic wish!

I don't want to be the beggar anymore

At last I see you have pride

I want to be a fairy beggar

There'll be morning orisons tomorrow, let's rest early

Master, what should we do with the beggar outside?

Buddha is merciful and the temple is to serve people

Let him spend the night outside

Milk...

C'mon, take the wooden fish & other paraphernalia in

Milk...

Fish...

Kid

Brother...

Bearing a piece of BBQ pork is better than having you

BBQ pork?

Not me, I stink, I can't be eaten

Tiger Fighter Lo Han transfigures

You're taking advantage of me?

You've made me pee in my pants of fright

Unicorn, what has happened to you?

This is my disguise to hide my identity

to inform you

What's up?

The heavens know you've come down to the mortal world &

have sent down plague God, spreading disease everywhere

and the scope of catastrophe

will be on your head

You have done much evil here and

you'll be demoted 3 grade when you return

You're sure to die

Tiger Fighter, are you awake?

Dragon Fighter, this is not my fault

Though it might not be your fault

you know how it's like with the fools up there

It matters little one is downgraded

but to harm so many lives

you're in trouble this time

That's right

What rule is that?

Tell me who ordered to spread the plague

A high directive

Damn

Which department?

Tell me, I won't say you told me

The recreation department

They are responsible for travels

They are linked to the accounts department

The accounts department pays salaries

Right

That's right

The damn thing is, accounts & the advertising dept.

Are brothers

while the advertising department & the welfare dept.

Struggle to have face...

Don't mind him, I'm going up now

Be careful and take care

Go up and apologize to see if there's any remedy

Take care

I'm going

This is most disastrous, do you agree?

A hundred died in a night

An evil spirit must be behind this

Damn beggar, so many poisonous sores

They'll kill you sooner or later

It's bigger here

Poisonous sores... I'm finished this time

Don't worry, they won't kill you

Dragon Fighter, Monkey King, the Supreme are here

I know there's a plague here

so I negotiated with the heavenly emperor

He said you should give a 1000 taels of silver so that

I can perform a mass and get rid of the plague for you

but this will shorten ten years of my life

No more tricks, you're disturbing my sleep

You...

What...

I do this for saving people's lives

I don't mind even if my life is shortened for ten years

Don't you understand?

What?

It's a big sacrifice

Just like this?

My life is at least shortened for ten years

If you speak again, I'll stick your ass to your mouth

Only three times a day, you are lucky

Get someone as a sacrifice

What kind of person should that be?

Where to find such a person?

One to whom life means nothing

Where to find?

You can find many at Yi Sheung brothel

Old whore

What's this lousy bunch doing here so early?

Exactly

Quick...

Ask them to pick a person

Hurry...

What if they won't show up?

This concerns the safety of the whole city

They have no choice

Let's go in together, chief, you go first

Quickly...

What's the matter?

Stop

What are you doing?

Master Tin, the plague has killed

a lot of people

What has it to do with my Yi Sheung brothel?

They wanted to find a couple of girls as sacrifice

Why don't you ask your mother to go?

That's right

Yesterday you told me that you hated your wife

Let her be the one

Master Tin, I know it's a hard decision for you

Why? They are all mine

Their lives are in my hands, isn't it?

That's right

The ones who nobody wants, come forward

I can save some cost, come forward, hurry...

Hurry, come forward

No need for so many, one or two will suffice

Come and form a circle...

Hurry...

Form a circle, hurry...

Done...

Hunch back lie down

Good

Whoever his toe points to, will be the one

That's not fair

You... not me

Take her away

Go

Do you remember what you've said to me yesterday?

I said you charged a high price

Go...

You dare create trouble here?

No... not me

How should the sacrifice be offered?

Braise

It takes a long time then

Leave the left leg for me

I'll take a rest

Clean her up and get changed

No

She's so beautiful, it's a pity to have her burnt

Hurry and find a way to save her

To help only the beautiful one. I won't help you then

Your fan

has to wait until dawn for it's powers to return

Since we have to wait anyway

might as well wait till my powers are gone

You'll understand when I explain it to you

I don't understand

Do as I say

The auspicious time has come

Wait, may I ask how you know that

burning her will stop the plague?

The heavenly emperor told me in a dream

Queen Mother told me in a dream to

burn your mother

And if I scolded you three times

the two moles on your face would be gone

Nuts, go away

It's time, scold him

I... don't want to

Damn, damn, damn you

They're gone

It works

Look at his face, he's more potent than a fairy

Everyone, he has made an agreement with Queen Mother

there'll be no more plague, release her quickly

What if there is a plague

after she is released?

Right...

What to do?

I don't know

Let's do this way

If the plague still persists after she's burnt to death

I'll burn you all

Release her immediately

How? The fire is so fierce

Bring some water to put it out

The well nearby is blocked, where can we find water?

Any kind of water will do

I've got it

You're so bold, you don't even flinch

It's just saliva

Thank you

No problem

Take a rest

Don't go

Don't worry, they won't burn you again

Those lousy men used to be so nice

to me when in bed

Why did they want to burn me?

That's the reason

Those men who come to you,

treat you like a shit bowl

They feel comfortable when sitting on it

but they are not emotionally tied to it

I don't get it

That is to say never be a shit bowl anymore

Get it?

I've got it

What are you doing?

I want to repay you

No need, your whorish nature is incorrigible

You don't have to pay me

But I do

Worse than a shit bowl

What else can you do

besides lying down for money?

How about doing it upside down?

No way

Damn, why would I be talking to you about such things

What I mean is can you change your profession to

like selling bean curd or somethin'?

Should I put the stall at the door or beside the bed?

You...

Master... I got half piece of bean curd

Smells good, any for me?

Have it all for yourself

Don't be like this, nothing left?

It's a foreign dog, not much taste

One more mouthful and I'll know

This dog has bitten two people to death before

eating it means I'm honoring its dead spirit

You're not qualified yet to eat it

Not really, Master

I am so very hungry

Be kind enough to leave me a bone

Please

Please, Master, please

Stop it

Alright, please...

Please...

I know that you haven't swallowed it

Stop it

You bastard, what else can you do apart from begging?

Master

Master, look

Coming out

Come again next time

Did you take the underpants?

Yes...

It's my turn

Come...

Hsiao Yu

How come it's you?

You aren't listening to me

You have no self love at all

I've done as you told me

You are simply hawking yourself in the street

How dare you say you are doing as you were told

That's right, I'm selling tofu

Really?

Hurry up, are you doing business or not?

We agreed we'd do it once for buying tofu from you

No? Give me back the money

Don't be angry, let's go...

Thanks for your advice

My business is good now

She's changed but in a wrong way

Ta Chung, follow me

Master, never call me by my name again

when in front of Hsiao Yu or her tofu stall

Alright?

What did I call you?

Beggar Ta Chung

Is your name Ta Chung?

Idiot, you've forgotten you're called Chu Ta Seung?

Stop beating...

If you want to beat me, go to the back alley

others will see us here

I'll take you to the back alley

So your pride will emerge

in front of Hsiao Yu

I've got it

Great

Who says they have no remedy?

They all have remedy!

Listen, fairies above, I'll surely win

You're bad, you peeping-tom

No, you are the bad one, I forbid you to say this

This is what

a decent girl should be like

It doesn't hurt, I know it's a dream

why else would I wear such clothing?

You can

What is it? So ugly

Look

Beautiful

Since a caterpillar can become a butterfly

a chicken can also become a phoenix

I want to be a phoenix, can I?

A phoenix?

Lord, you have good foresight

That monk has done all that you anticipated

If you need anything, just tell me

Yi Sheung Brothel

Call a prostitute? Maybe another day

I have no time

I can push you, but how dare you push me back?

Come here

Don't hit me

You've gone to the toilet, and you don't need a bath

what else do you need to do?

What has having a prostitute to do with me?

Hsiao Yu is waiting for her lover upstairs

Who is it?

Chu Ta Seung

Me?

A good-looking and presentable man

Ta Chung, you must remember

to leave by first watch of the night

otherwise, gold may turn into dog shit

and the poisonous sores will emerge

It'd be bad if people are scared to death

Do you have any familiar lady in mind?

Hsiao Yu

She is having her period

Her period has just ended

but she is not taking any client here

That's okay, she sometimes makes guest appearances

Follow me

Hsiao Yu

Call me Phoenix

This gentleman

How about I order some food for you?

What would you like?

A plate of chicken tail would be nice

Did I say something wrong?

You're an epicure

What do you do?

I'm a beggar

So it's you

Do you mind?

Why would I?

When I see you it's like seeing that guy

Where's that guy?

That guy who has asked me to come

What does that guy want with me?

That guy asks me here to...

buy bean curd (have sex)

You're so naughty

You've come in good time, I'll fix you

With the possession of Shaolin Patriarch Dhama

In a lamp's time,

there's no reason I can't fix you

Kill him

Yes

What happened?

Patriarch Dhama is really powerful

Dhama?

Scared?

You are deep in sin

Consider this as doing charity

I'll take you back to be a monk to do good deeds

Damn you

I'll beat you till you come with me

A cane, is this a joke?

Don't belittle me

I'm tired

See where you can run to?

Such a moron, so incorrigible

Do you yield?

Damn you

So, that guy is a fairy?

I thought you knew

Sorry to have caused you so much effort

That's okay, my pleasure

Buy a few more

For a situation like this two will suffice

Tell that guy I'll sell soy milk as well tomorrow

Really?

Do you think he'll like it salty or sweet?

Salty

Add some preserved savory vegetables then

It's even better with sesame seeds

Lo Han soy milk

He likes dog meat

Dog meat Lo Han soy milk

Hsiao Yu's unbeatable soy milk

I've come for a prostitute

As matters stand I have to fight violence with violence

Iron Head

Reconciled to defeat now?

I only want you to be a monk, not go to hell

Come with me right now

You're simply incorrigible

Forget about being a monk

just refrain from killing people, okay?

Damn, are you a human being or a beast?

How does it feel?

Smooth

I never expected staying up all night to make soy milk

could be so joyous

Give me a break tonight

Let's compromise

If you back off and leave Hsiao Yu alone

we'll settle our score later

If I hadn't changed my body, I'd have been killed

You bastard

I can't bear with it anymore

Buddha is merciful

Ta Chung, it's time

Is someone selling a dumpling (same sound as Ta Chung)?

There are dumplings sold everyday, never mind it

Magic is over! Go away

Oh no, the time is up

Why am I a beggar again?

What more do you want? You were in fact a beggar

I have to go

We're good friends

Why haven't you come down yet?

Bastard, have you seen someone with a big beard?

Yes, he seems to be taking a shit

Chase him

Halt

Little bastard, you look familiar

Heroes, you're mistaken

You...

I warned you not to let me see you

I get so angry when I do

You again wanna sponge off?

No, I have money

Stop, I beg you, don't beat me

He's not a sponger, don't beat him

He's my boyfriend

You're cheap, you want even one with boils

Watch me

Boss, I told you it wasn't me

You still deny it?

Maybe it's just likeness

He is pretending

I don't have a beard

Maybe you shaved it off?

Who could do it so quickly?

You're siding with a stranger!

I talk sense

You've hurt someone

So what?

You're determined to have a quarrel with me

You dare disobey what the boss tells you to do?

You bully others

I tell you, I'm at the end of my patience with you

Don't hit my boss...

Get lost, all of you

Get lost

Stop beating...

Don't, help

Sir, please don't

Let you see something good

Let her go please, sir

Hsiao Yu

Help me

I'll fight you to death

Ta Chung

You scared me to death

Why didn't you knock?

Sorry, I got the wrong person

Remember to close the door. Come, have a banana

Sorry...

Master, I...

What's taken him so long?

Back to original shape! Let's go

I can't move

Yuan Pa Tien

Damn beggar, go to hell

Don't call me Ta Chung, call me Chu Ta Seung

Ta Chung

Ta Chung

You can't die, you must hang on, Ta Chung

You have no more magical powers?

Tomorrow, I'll show you tomorrow

Bastard

Turn back his head

Turn back...

More... look

Open his eyes

Get lost

Mr. Tien says to let you go, but be careful in future

What a show it was just now. You don't even blink

it was fascinating

You'll surely die this time

Earth god...

Come out at once

I'm here, stop shouting

How can I save Ta Chung?

A man's fate is pre-determined

one can't change Heaven's rules

Ta Chung has suffered a wrongful death

I have to save him no matter what

Please think of a way

A wrongful death means going to hell

King of Hades is strict

But...

But what?

Before entering the City of Wrongful Deaths

there is an area governed by evil god Heh Lo Sha

he admits stray spirits

Anyone in his hands never gets reincarnated

But you may talk it over with him

Bring me down to him quickly

I'm only a junior god and thus not eligible

unlike you, you have a golden body for protection

which makes you invulnerable

I'll get back the golden body

You must treat the golden body seriously

I must do what is necessary

What are you doing?

Let go

Master said this golden body cannot leave the temple

What if it does?

I don't know

That means it's okay

Let me borrow it, I'll pay you lots of interest

No

For just one night?

No

One hour?

No

OK, since you ask for it

What?

Big black ghost, stand still

What's the matter?

Let him go

Are you the Buddha?

No

Damn

You're rude

Let me tell you, I'm friends with the Buddha

I'll retrieve this person's spirit on his behalf

understand?

You've got guts, don't come near

Rubbish. Ask Sakyamuni to see me

Don't go

In fact I'm not on good terms with Buddha

I didn't know you and he had a grudge

Let's do it this way, I'll call you boss

since you have so many men under you

having one more doesn't matter

Treat this as a gift to me

What's in it for me?

What's in it?

I'll give your toenails a manicure, they are so long

okay?

Get lost

Exchange it with your golden body

Golden body? I can't give it to you

besides, you have no use for it

I mean, just as a display

Bastard, you damn black ghost, okay, it's done

Ta Chung, I'll bring you back at all costs

don't worry

Leave your golden body

You promised to exchange with me

Why have you taken his spirit?

I'm bad

Stinking monk, you're like a ghost

from where did you come from?

Damn, back up again

If you don't like it you can go back down

How could I without the golden body?

Big trouble this time, even the golden body is gone

Ta Chung...

Ta Chung

Lord

I'll do as you instruct me

and finish your enterprise

Oh, come on

Don't be like that, alright?

Please... let's talk slowly

don't be like this

Give me a little face

for what it's worth I'm in charge here

I told you not to be like this

What's the matter?

The fairy inside says

since you have consorted with evil spirits

they don't want to be with you

so they've all gone

They've returned to get their luggage

Sorry, for my life-long emoluments

I have to follow them

What's happening, where's the stuff?

Mad Monk, where's the golden body?

You've caused so much trouble, you're dead

Damn, the earth god is gone

We're in big trouble this time

Master, leave quickly

Master, where are you going?

I told you before

the golden body cannot leave the temple

now you've caused anger among men and gods

how can I bear this responsibility?

Master, leave quickly

Master...

You blame me too?

You're reverting to your original form

You really leave me no way out

Hsiao Yu

I heard you were messed up by Mr. Tien last night

is that true?

Ignoring me

What's the big deal?

Wait

Calling me?

If I don't charge you money, would you take me?

Yes, we're coming immediately

Me too...

She asked me first, so I'm the first

It's not your turn yet

We can all do it together

Tell me, what will make you happy?

Marrying you

Stop joking

Marrying you

If I marry you

will you stop being a prostitute?

Yes

Really?

Yes

We'll marry then

I am Dragon Fighter Lo Han, priest name Mad Monk

I'll take Pai Hsiao Yu as my wife today

Whatever comes in this life or came in the past life

I'll not regret it

I've been pillowed by any Tom,

Dick or Harry, you still...

Never mind, I can take it

You really love me?

I... I love you very much

How much?

As much as I love Ta Chung

Like Ta Chung?

Yes

Who do you love more?

The same

I'm afraid

you love him a bit more than me

No... the same

Why are you not happy?

Great, let's worship the ancestors

Alright

After that we'll consummate our marriage

We must be quick

Then we'll have kids

I'm afraid there's not enough time

Why?

If we fairies and earthlings join in marriage

the heavens will punish me

I'll turn into a log slowly

Don't say that

Your feet...

It's changing

Bastard, you're cheating me, right?

I... let's not talk about this now

Let's carry on with the worship

Why should I marry a piece of wood?

You take me for a fool?

It's alright...

as long as you don't regret not marrying me

Damn you

You pledged

It's your vow

I don't care if you marry me or not

you can't be a prostitute anymore

None of your business

Are you playing a joke on me?

Right, I am

What's the big deal being a fairy?

You have no feelings for me

You think I don't know?

I know everything

I've lost this time

I have nothing now

Really, nothing at all

Since you don't want me

I don't want love ever again in this life

No more!

I don't want love again in this life

I don't want love again in this life

Help...

Help...

Killing you will just make enough

blood from forty nine people

Lord, I'll immerse with the golden body of Mad Monk

Even if you find him, his kung fu would be gone

Here at last, but it's no use anymore

Like a dead dog

Gods appear

Lo Han on top

Heaven soldiers reinforce

Get that bastard for me

Villain of 9 lives, let's see which of us is tougher

You can't kill me

Really?

I'll kill you

I'll kill you...

We came to terms with Heaven

If you admit losing and downgrade three levels

you can be a fairy again

Time is running out, go back quickly

Let me get rid of him first

Do it quickly then

Bastard, had I killed you

many lives would have been spared

The skin of Heh Lo Sha?

The lord has given me an immortal heart

you can't kill me

Look again at your immortal heart

A stone? How can this be?

Lord

He just wants your dedication to him only

Lord, you fool me!

So what?

You're such an ideal fool to be cheated

What treachery has Heh Lo Sha planned, speak

You fool me

Speak, or I'll chop you

Alright

To stop Heh Lo Sha from going to the mortal world,

Buddha placed his scepter

under the Goddess statue in Guo Ching Temple

to cheat you out of your golden body

such that all the fairies fled

This is all part of his treachery

to rid the temple of heavenly protection

Then at the time when the moon is in eclipse tonight

he plans to get back the scepter

That means costing many lives

Ah Loong, there's no time left

If we don't return to the heavens

we've to stay on earth

Let's go quickly

I'm sad, give me back my heart, I don't want to die

You don't want to die?

Ta Chung, these tens of lives here

did they deserve to die?

You should have died long ago

even if you took back this lousy piece of stone

you'll still be puppets of Heh Lo Sha and

continue killing innocent folk; do you want to do that?

If you do, then take it back, go on

Don't let me be a human being in the next life

It's done

Let's go...

We can't leave

You're mad. Now if you don't go, won't be other chance

Heh Lo Sha is the culprit, I'll fix him

You go on first

Dragon Fighter

It's too late

Dragon Fighter...

Really here

I'll now endow you with spiritual powers

from my spiritual training from thirteen life cycles

Everything depends on you today, understand?

Come on

Right

Damn

Mad Monk

Master

Mad Monk

Master

We meet again, let's get out of here quickly

Master, why are you here?

I shouldn't leave you on your own

at the temple at the critical moment

Why care about me if you know the danger?

Because you're the one person I admire most

Let's go quickly

Master, there's not much left of my golden body

I must use the last resort

I'll fight the remainder into his body

to overpower him

When your golden body is used up, you'll perish too

No time to be bothered with that

How are you going to do it?

Just help me make him open his mouth

That simple?

Can you?

Of course not

Master... how are you?

My bowl

Where's the golden powder?

Master, didn't you...

Yes, I swallowed it all

At such a critical moment you...

I didn't want to either

My stomach feels strange now

Master, think of a way quickly

to defecate the golden powder

But I'm always constipated

I remember now

There're still two golden teeth in my mouth

You stole them?

I have no teeth so I borrowed them

I can't hang on any longer

Master, do me this one last favor

and try to open his mouth

I'll use all my powers to fix you

I'm scared

Scared?

Kneel and bow three times and I will spare you

What a funny laugh!

Mad Monk

Mad Monk...

Amitabha

I said he would lose

He's bound to lose...

He won't win

Bound to lose?

Just like Ta Chung the beggar

he could have twenty more years to beg for his living

now he's not only dead, he died as a beggar

That prostitute was disfigured because of him

The matter regarding Yuan Pa Tien is even worse

tens of lives were lost before he died

You say that...

How should I say it?

Failure

Failure

Not only a failure

If I fought him one on one and beat him

he wouldn't have made such a mess

Oh c'mon, you're always thinking of fighting one on one

Though Ta Chung dies a wrongful death

before he died

he at least knew he was called Chu Ta Seung

It means he got back his dignity

Look

he would not need to be a beggar again

Though Hsiao Yu was defaced

she's no longer a prostitute

and she's really selling bean curd

As for the villain Yuan Pa Tien

we all know, when he died

he said he didn't want to be a human being anymore

He's now re-incarnated

and in this life he's a pig, he's got a bright future

Let us think

did Dragon Fighter win or lose?

Well...

No matter what

Dragon Fighter Lo Han no longer exists

This is just a joke

But now we have a senior Dragon Fighter

Can't be... could he be a senior?

I got promoted just like that

Let the promotion ceremony begin

Congratulations

Thank you

Dragon Fighter, what are your feelings

being made a senior Dragon Fighter today?

I want to be an emissary of peace and be a

Heavens' envoy to spread love throughout the world

and let them know that...

with love, anywhere is a paradise.

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