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["Int'l Players Anthem (I Choose You)"]
♪ I typed a text to a girl I used to see ♪
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♪ Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie
With whom I wanna be ♪
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♪ And, I apologize
If this message gets you down ♪
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♪ Then I CC'ed every girl
That I'd see-see 'round town ♪
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♪ Hate to see y'all frown
But I'd rather see her smilin'... ♪
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[woman]
Who was your favorite artist tonight?
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[man] You know, I liked ASAP Rocky.
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[woman] Was that your first time
at Neon Classic?
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[man] Uh, no.
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Alright. I was about to say
you're welcome.
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[man laughs]
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[man] That was my first time with you.
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[music continues in background]
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- [woman] You're the best.
- Mm-mm.
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Yes! Time for drinks!
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- [man] Yes, it is.
- [car horn]
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[woman] Cuidado. Cuidado, mi amor.
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Be careful.
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[music continues in background]
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- [man] You know what I wanna do?
- Huh?
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[man] Get on your back.
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[woman] You always wanna get on my back.
Come on, squat time. What up, dude!
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[loud music playing]
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[woman] Excuse me, permiso.
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Beautiful man down my back,
I have to deliver him to...
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[woman 2] No one can smoke in here!
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[woman shouts] What up, bitches?
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- What up, girl?
- What up?
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- Drinks, what are we thinking?
- Ooh!
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- Whiskey ginger, please.
- You spoke up real quick.
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- Uh, vodka soda... Ketel soda.
- [man] All right.
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- [man murmurs]
- I don't want a hangover.
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Can we talk about
Postal Service's set tonight?
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- Why is that guy so sad?
- What?
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He literally looks like somebody
put glasses on a slice of Wonder Bread.
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You talking about that dude
from Postal Service?
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- [Erin] Yeah!
- It's accurate.
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- [woman] Baby, not you, too.
- Thank you.
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All right, toast
to another successful Neon Classic.
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- [man whooping]
- Yes, best year yet!
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[instant camera clicks]
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- For your cray-ass kids.
- What?
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- You gotta shake it!
- Baby, don't shake it, that's a myth.
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It's not a myth.
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- Look.
- Oh.
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[woman] Look at us. We were so happy.
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Idiots.
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I don't know if you know this, man,
but love is a lie.
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Bitch, please.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just tonight was terrible.
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Me and my man broke up, of nine years.
No big deal.
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I'm moving to San Francisco,
'cause I got my dream job.
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Career girl over here,
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- doing the damn thing. Getting it done.
- Okay.
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- You know?
- Yeah. Time's up.
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And he just didn't want
to do long distance.
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- Wow!
- I know.
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Really? With FaceTime?
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- With everything.
- And high-speed internet?
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- That's what I said.
- I mean, that's fucked up.
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Thank you, that's what I said.
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Why he leave you like that?
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[cracking] He didn't even wanna try.
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Why he won't try? Look at you
with your pretty teeth and shit.
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Thank you, I told him I have pretty teeth!
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Oh, my God! What man
don't wanna put his dick in your mouth
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with those pretty teeth
chomping on that dick?
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- [sobbing] Thank you.
- [sighs]
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You know, I got to stop
going to Craigslist to find dick.
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- You do.
- I do!
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- You're beautiful.
- Am I?
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Come on, girl.
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I feel like we're before-and-after
pictures right now.
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Huh! When's this train coming?
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I'm kinda over this conversation
to be honest.
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What the fuck just happened?
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[train approaching]
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♪ In my head ♪
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♪ I play a supercut of us ♪
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♪ All the magic we gave off ♪
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♪ All the love we had and lost ♪
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♪ And in my head ♪
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♪ The visions never stop ♪
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♪ These ribbons wrap me up ♪
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♪ But when I reach for you
There's just a supercut ♪
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[laughing]
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♪ In your car, the radio up
In your car, the radio up ♪
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♪ We keep trying to talk about us ♪
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♪ But it's just a supercut of us ♪
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- [indistinct chatter]
- [laughter]
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♪ Supercut of us ♪
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♪ So I fall ♪
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♪ Into continents and cars ♪
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♪ All the stages and the stars ♪
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- Boo!
- [yelps]
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♪ I turn all of it ♪
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♪ To just a supercut ♪
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♪ 'Cause in my head ♪
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♪ In my head, I do everything right ♪
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♪ When you call ♪
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♪ When you call
I'll forgive and not fight ♪
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♪ Because ours ♪
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♪ Are the moments I play in the dark ♪
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♪ We were wild... ♪
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You just always fucking walk away.
Really... Real grown-up.
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♪ I'll be your quiet afternoon crush ♪
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♪ Be your violent overnight rush ♪
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♪ Make you crazy over my touch ♪
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♪ But it's just a supercut of us ♪
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♪ Supercut of us ♪
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♪ Oh it's just a supercut of us ♪
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♪ Supercut of us ♪
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♪ It's in my head
In my head I do everything right ♪
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[song fades]
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What the fuck?
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[groans]
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[cell phone pings]
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[sighs]
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Fuck, I can't do this.
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Why?
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Oh, that was super misleading, right?
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Like, I want to do this, it's just
I have mad appointments today.
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I'm showing this brownstone in Cobble Hill
for three million dollars.
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God bless the middle-aged whites.
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Keeping a bitch paid,
it's like reparations, you know?
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[laughs]
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I would love for you to meet
some of my friends.
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How would you feel about that?
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Mm. Kissing you is nice,
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but it doesn't absolve you
from answering me.
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- Fuck it. We can talk later.
- Mm-hmm.
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[door shuts]
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Dude... I just went to pet a Chihuahua
outside our building,
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and it was a fucking rat.
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Oh, my God, I need coffee.
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Coffee, coffee, please.
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Please, love me right!
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- Rough night?
- Oof.
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Popped by Casablanca
to meet up with Sasha and Rory, right?
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You know, before I went to Leah's
or whatever.
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And Sasha's dating this 22-year-old
femme goddess.
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Seriously, you gotta check her Instagram.
Oh, my favorite mug.
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You love me so much.
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I think it's very cute
that you have a girlfriend.
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You guys have been together
for like four months now, right?
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I don't have a girlfriend.
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Leah...
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is a girl, who is my friend, who I see...
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on consecutive nights,
and whose company I enjoy
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more than anyone else's
in the whole entire world.
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Whatever. Kindly leave your
heteronormative labels
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in a motherfucking box,
to the motherfucking left.
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- Thank you!
- You love her.
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Whatever.
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[man] Morning, ladies. [chuckles]
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Wow, did I sleep late or what?
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- Mm.
- Morning.
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- Sorry, morning breath.
- [both chuckle]
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I'm gonna...
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[laughs]
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[clears throat]
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- Yes?
- You're gonna break up with him, or...
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[scoffs]
We are just settled into a routine.
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We don't have to be all over each other
to prove that we're in love.
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Sure, lit, but also you hate him, so...
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Remember when we talked about
cleaning your room? Did you not hear me?
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Or were you like,
"I'm not gonna do that anyway."
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[in German accent]
Now, what can I make you for breakfast?
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[both] Mwah!
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Ooh.
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[both] Mwah!
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- Oh-ho. That's good.
- Mm-hmm.
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- [Erin] Two of 'em.
- I just creamed my pajamas.
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[Erin] Right in them pajamas.
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There's my breakfast.
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[Erin] Oh, there it is.
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- Get that. Get that brekkie.
- [man] Mm.
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[whispers] That's all I need.
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I love you.
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[chuckling] Love you.
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[man] Off to the market!
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Shut up.
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- Go clean your room.
- Um, go clean my room?
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- A little bit.
- I love you. Let me just...
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- [makes kissy noises]
- Get outta here.
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Mm. [kissy noises]
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[Erin giggles]
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[sighs]
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[Erin] Holy fuck!
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What?
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- Ow, shit. Your room!
- [music playing on cellphone]
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- Is that Jenny's Instagram?
- Mm-hmm.
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No, you don't think.
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I mean, I don't know, the last time
she was listening to this joint
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was when Matt broke her heart,
senior year.
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Maybe she's just listening to it.
Probably nothing.
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- [Erin] Yeah, totally.
- [dog snarls]
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No. There's no way
that her and Nate broke up.
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[laptop chiming]
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- Fuck.
- Fuck.
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[laptop chiming]
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Okay.
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[together] Hey!
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- Cool, cool, cool. You saw my story.
- How are you?
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Who I gotta kill?
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You okay?
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We broke up last night, but I'm 100% fine.
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Like, we... we were together for,
like, nine years, right?
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Like, and now we're not.
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Anyway, Nate sucks.
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And he should fucking die.
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- [Erin] Jesus.
- [Blair] What?
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[laughing] I'm just kidding, you guys
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No, I'm not.
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[nervous chuckle] Oh, boy.
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Hold onto your nips
because I have some epic news.
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[trills]
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I have two words for you:
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Neon Classic.
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We haven't been to the festival
in three years.
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It was just announced that Neon Classic
is doing
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a pop-up show at Sony Hall,
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and it is going to be fucking awesome.
Okay?
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Secret show, secret headliner.
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I got us three all-access passes,
courtesy of the Rolling Stone.
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Yes, you do, bitch!
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You know crowds make me uncomfortable
in this political climate.
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- Ow! That hurt.
- [Jenny] Putitas!
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Basically, I want you to call your work
and tell them you have your period
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and come over to my apartment.
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- Done.
- I can't do that. I'm sorry.
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- Blair!
- I'm sorry. I'm running point
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on a very important tastemakers' brunch
next week,
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I'm presenting my Instagram
strategy today,
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and I can't miss the hashtag roll-out.
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Everything you said just like... sucked.
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Did you mean the roll-out of the hashtag,
or did you just hashtag the word roll-out?
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Fine. I will just come over
after your meeting for lunch.
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- Erin, can you get some OJ for mimosas?
- Yup.
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Oh, we also need champagne though.
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Because all I got is this, and it may not
be here by the time you get here.
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[laughing] You know what I'm saying?
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Okay, I love you both. I love you, bye!
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- Bye-ee.
- Love you, bye-ee!
246
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You know the beginning
of a disaster movie,
247
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:04,246
like, right before the girl
who looks like me dies,
248
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,770
and, like, right when the girl
who looks like you walk outside
249
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:10,795
and be like, "Oh, my God,
look how crazy the sky looks!"?
250
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:12,963
This feels like that.
251
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,383
["Truth Hurts" playing]
252
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:18,636
♪ Why men great
'Til they gotta be great? ♪
253
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,513
♪ Woo! ♪
254
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,764
♪ I just took a... ♪
255
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:25,851
[Jenny sings along] ♪...DNA test
Turns out I'm a 100% that bitch ♪
256
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,269
♪ Even when I'm crying crazy ♪
257
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,356
♪ Yeah, I got boy problems,
That's the human in me ♪
258
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,900
♪ Bling bling, then I solve 'em
That's the goddess in me ♪
259
00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:36,280
♪ You could've had a bad bitch,
Non-committal ♪
260
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:39,730
♪ Help you with your career
Just a little ♪
261
00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:42,451
♪ You're 'posed to hold me down
But now you're holding me back ♪
262
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,454
♪ And that's the sound
Of me not calling you back ♪
263
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:46,414
[shouting] Ow!
264
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,166
♪ Why men great
'Til they gotta go, yeah! ♪
265
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,169
♪ Don't text me
Tell it straight to my face ♪
266
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,296
Hey! Yup! Yup!
267
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:58,426
[track changes to "Mansard Roof"]
♪ I see a mansard roof through the trees ♪
268
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,820
What is this song? Do I know this song?
269
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,347
♪ I see a salty message
Written in the... ♪
270
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,472
Winter break,
271
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:06,726
junior year.
272
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,811
♪ The ground beneath my feet... ♪
273
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,145
Fuck that.
274
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,523
- You want me...?
- Let it play.
275
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,651
♪ ...now the tops of buildings
I can see them, too ♪
276
00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:18,280
[drum rhythm]
277
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,340
- What is this song?
- I love this song.
278
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,953
♪ I see a mansard roof... ♪
279
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,718
Blair, did you do drugs with
the study-abroad kids in the bathroom?
280
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,750
No. Maybe.
281
00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:32,410
[Erin laughs]
282
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:33,335
[man] No one connects anymore.
283
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,880
They hook up and move on,
but what happened to finding a soulmate?
284
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,133
You're only as valuable
as your profile picture now.
285
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,844
You sound like an idiot, dude.
286
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:43,429
You sound like an idiot.
287
00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:45,848
Hey, we can't all crush puss like you do.
288
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,586
You know the reason why
you're having a problem with girls?
289
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:50,935
Why?
290
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,272
- You say shit like "crush puss."
- [both laugh]
291
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,157
You know people can see
that you're doing that.
292
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:02,156
Ah! It's just, when it grows back in,
it just all grows towards each other.
293
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,366
I'm such a pendeja. Guys.
294
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,384
Matt's probably not even gonna be here.
What am I even doing here?
295
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,413
I BBM'd him two days ago
and still hasn't read it,
296
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,375
but he went on BBM today,
changed his name, bang,
297
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,584
it's like I'm supposed to be like
a dumbass?
298
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,667
Are you acting like I don't see
that you're active?
299
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:16,921
- What the fuck?
- Right?
300
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,673
Well, at least y'all got prospects.
301
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,676
- What about that girl right down there?
- No.
302
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,440
[Nate] She's been looking
at you all night.
303
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,846
No, undergrad girls are lame.
304
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,570
On OkCupid I put my stuff for forty-up.
305
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,309
[Paul] Older women get me, man.
306
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,312
It's like they're fucking
their son's hot friend.
307
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,354
[exhales sharply]
308
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,940
- You stay away from my mother.
- Yeah, yeah.
309
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,358
[Jenny chuckles]
310
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,359
Okay.
311
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,322
- Did he just... Did he just hear me?
- Yeah, he did.
312
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,666
- [Blair] Now he's coming over here.
- Is he?
313
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,886
- He's walking over here.
- [Jen] Who's walking over here?
314
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:48,911
The guy who...
315
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,790
[Nate] The guy who...
316
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,164
Smoked... crayons.
317
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,667
[Erin] Yellow... crayons.
318
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,750
I don't know.
319
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,796
Nice save, Blair.
320
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,551
Oh, that's some strong, prolonged
eye contact,
321
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,219
- so we're gonna bounce.
- Yep.
322
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,512
Nate.
323
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,599
Hi. Jenny. Nice to meet you...
324
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,229
[Nate] Oh, I get it.
325
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,107
That's the guy that
you came here to meet originally, huh?
326
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,819
What? No, I don't... I don't care.
I don't know... I don't...
327
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,571
Psh! I do not know...
328
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,156
who that is.
329
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,410
Who is he? I'm so convinced right now
by what you're doing. [laughs]
330
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,870
[sighs]
331
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,200
You know what?
Fuck that guy you don't know.
332
00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:40,254
All right? Me and you, let's dance.
333
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,298
Let's make him a little jelly.
334
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,925
Yes, girl!
335
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:46,427
["Saturdays" playing]
336
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,950
♪ This could be the last time ♪
337
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,640
♪ That could be the fault line
Slipping away ♪
338
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,684
♪ This could be the last time ♪
339
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,228
♪ Care about everything you say ♪
340
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,331
- [she squeals] My armpit!
- You're taking too long.
341
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,481
[Jenny laughs]
342
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,152
♪ Nothing's real... ♪
343
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,653
[Jenny moans]
344
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,281
- You smell good.
- Yeah?
345
00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:09,713
That's great
'cause I didn't shower today.
346
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,827
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Yes!
347
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,244
♪ Saturdays ♪
348
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:19,960
♪ When we dance in the dark
In the room where it all gets real ♪
349
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,755
♪ I know you know how it feels ♪
350
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,548
- [Jenny moans]
- [Nate] You got anything?
351
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,930
- What, like condoms? Or AIDS?
- [laughs]
352
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,201
I don't think I've ever heard "AIDS"
353
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,889
said to me while I was making out.
354
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:32,972
You're welcome.
355
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:37,102
♪ If it's my face you remember ♪
356
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,647
♪ From all the Sundays
In the summer... ♪
357
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,857
- [Jenny laughs]
- Praise the Lord.
358
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,983
♪ More than a spark ♪
359
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:46,111
♪ Enough to make me run
And follow you even 'til ♪
360
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,947
♪ Saturdays ♪
361
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:53,452
♪ When we dance in the dark
In the room where it all gets real ♪
362
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:56,246
[Jenny moans]
363
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,820
♪ Saturdays... ♪
364
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,291
[Jenny] Mm.
365
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,837
[Jenny] Holy shit.
366
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,339
[both moan]
367
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,423
[Nate moans]
368
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,343
Holy fucking shit!
369
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,761
[Nate laughs]
370
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,596
[both gasping]
371
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,721
Oh.
372
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,473
Wow!
373
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,475
Give me these.
374
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,268
[Jenny moans]
375
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,649
[moans softly]
376
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,778
[cell phone rings]
377
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,404
Oh.
378
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,282
Hey, Jared, what's up?
379
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:38,955
Yeah.
380
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,291
Yeah, yeah, nope.
381
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,300
No worries. It's totally cool.
382
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,500
Mm-hmm.
383
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,842
Oh, I am super excited
to get out there as well.
384
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:50,925
[chuckles]
385
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,100
Yeah.
386
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,179
Yeah, okay, cool, great.
387
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,808
- Bye-bye-bye.
- Ha!
388
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,561
Ah! You just quoted NSYNC.
389
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:01,478
Fuck!
390
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,397
- Fuck, fuck, fuck!
- What?
391
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,660
[Sighs] The list for Neon Classic
is tapped out.
392
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,110
Well, look, dude. It's fine. It's okay.
393
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,113
We could just sit here and chill
and drink.
394
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,906
What? No, no, we're going.
395
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,950
We're going to the show, okay?
396
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:16,760
I leave in a week.
397
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,539
And then I turn 30, and then I die,
probably, and I...
398
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,126
can't stop moving,
or else I think about, um...
399
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,295
[clicks tongue]
400
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,174
I can't leave New York City like this.
401
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,341
This is the end of an era.
402
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,653
You, me, Blair, we've all been caught up
in our own shit.
403
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,237
I need one last epic day with my girls.
404
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,430
We owe it to the city.
405
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:37,930
Yes, queen.
406
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,825
Trying to make me feel feelings
like a motherfucking Pixar movie.
407
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,270
- I'm not doing it.
- Okay, so I'm gonna go get dressed,
408
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,522
and you are gonna email
everybody that you know
409
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,540
that could get us on that list.
410
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,108
All right.
411
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,819
Uh, Jenny, I don't... I don't know nobody.
412
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,362
I don't... I would email you.
413
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,323
- I don't know anybody.
- Okay, new plan.
414
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,950
We need all hands on deck.
We're gonna go to Blair's office,
415
00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:58,954
and tell them that her mom died
so she can leave.
416
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,370
Jesus Christ!
417
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,538
Okay, fine, her aunt.
418
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,583
I'm afraid you don't understand
what's fucked up about this suggestion,
419
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,311
- but...
- You scour Craigslist for tickets.
420
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,975
We need more booze for today.
We should get some Molly for tonight.
421
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,124
And then we go to Neon Classic.
We're gonna go mobile!
422
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,717
And I'm gonna get dressed.
423
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,639
[elevator bell dings]
424
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,812
Loving this look, BT-dubs.
425
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,440
It's like Liz Lemon fucked
the Salvation Army.
426
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,316
- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
427
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,236
- Today, I'm free.
- Yeah.
428
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,239
We need big numbers here, okay?
If they don't have an M by their name,
429
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,323
I don't want to see them.
430
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,491
[Erin] Ugh!
431
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,262
She's doing that thing where she stands
with her shoulders back.
432
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,291
Good posture is so pretentious.
It's like, alright, whatever, we get you.
433
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,476
You did ballet 'til you
were like in the ninth grade.
434
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,585
At least we're gonna have to really do...
435
00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:51,870
She sees us.
436
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,381
[Erin] She look pissed?
437
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,923
Ooh...
438
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,716
Yeah.
439
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,221
And that would be... um...
440
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,889
[Blair's speech continues indistinctly]
441
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,517
Ah, fuck it.
442
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,645
[glass rattles]
443
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,273
Hey, Blair, can I talk to you for a sec?
444
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,732
It's an emergency.
445
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,234
Your aunt died.
446
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:17,281
Oh, my God.
447
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,573
Blair.
448
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,285
Was it Aunt Camille or Aunt Denise?
449
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,495
Oh, don't tell me, it's too devastating.
450
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,621
I'm so sorry.
451
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,332
If you guys could just excuse me
452
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,834
for a moment.
453
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,637
[voice wavers]
So sorry, I'll be right back.
454
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,839
Go. Um, and I'm gonna pick it up
on page, um...
455
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,841
five of the presentation.
456
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,510
So, let's talk a little bit about
457
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,848
visual merchandising
on Instagram specifically.
458
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,516
[Blair] What are you doing here?
459
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,720
And why did you just tell my office
that my aunt died?
460
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:47,935
Oh, wait...
461
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,354
Did Aunt Camille die?
462
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,690
AC is chillin'.
463
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,277
Jenny, on the other hand,
is in horrible shape.
464
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,612
She needs us.
465
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,699
Our bestie is out there drinking
champagne from a bottle of green juice
466
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,117
that still has green juice in it.
467
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,368
[quietly] Oh, fuck.
468
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,539
Wait, it's like a green-juice mimosa.
469
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,250
- That's kinda genius.
- She made me try it.
470
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,794
It's fucking disgusting.
I am drowning out here.
471
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,546
I need you. She needs you.
472
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,507
Okay, okay.
Of course, yes, I'm gonna come.
473
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,928
I just... Shit. I need to tell my office
that I'm gonna...
474
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:22,970
plan a funeral?
475
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,408
- That's really fucked up.
- Love you. Meet you downstairs.
476
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,935
- I hate you. Get out of my office.
- Mm-hmm. Love you, boo.
477
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,602
Love you.
478
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,687
[quietly] Damn it.
479
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,990
[Jen] Why haven't we heard
from the Craigslist guy yet?
480
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,984
Hey, let's focus on the positive, okay?
481
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,780
I am so amped for you and this new job.
You're about to slay it.
482
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:43,408
Aww. It's crazy, y'all.
They gave me a staff of people, like...
483
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,550
How did I convince them that I should have
that much responsibility?
484
00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:50,400
Fuck that modesty shit.
You are the dopest writer we know.
485
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,416
- A hundred percent.
- Aww.
486
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,587
You have this really unique way
of describing music that's very special.
487
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,798
- You believe that?
- Yeah.
488
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,800
[cell phone rings]
489
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,100
- Oh, shit.
- Her pants, though.
490
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,471
- I have to take this. I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, go on.
491
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,556
Go for Blair.
492
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,100
- [cell phone rings]
- Oh, shit.
493
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,353
- Now my boss is... calling me.
- Hey, text me when you're done.
494
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,771
- I'm gonna go for a walk.
- Okay.
495
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,356
- [Erin] Hey, Martha.
- [Jenny sighs]
496
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,359
[Erin coughs] Yeah, I feel better.
What up, doll?
497
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,721
You get those numbers
I sent you?
498
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,823
[indistinct chatter]
499
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,374
[Jenny] Okay.
500
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:34,835
It's done.
501
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,128
- Done?
- Yep.
502
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,630
- Alright, let's see it.
- I mean, it's super rough,
503
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,733
- and it's probably gonna be shit...
- Let's see it.
504
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,677
But it's not gonna be...
but there are mad different little... Oh!
505
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,262
All right.
506
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,888
Okay.
507
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:50,808
[chuckles]
508
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,476
Wow.
509
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,220
This is really fucking good, Jen.
510
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,150
That dude would be crazy not to hire you.
511
00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,817
Yeah.
512
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,280
You mean that?
513
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,487
- Yes.
- Thank you.
514
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,699
I mean, I do feel confident about it.
I definitely think it's in a better spot.
515
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:09,411
And he said that if he liked it,
then he would start publishing me ASAP.
516
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,289
And it's only 20 bucks a post,
but fuck it, right?
517
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:15,751
Because I'll... I'll be able to write
about the music I wanna write about.
518
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,479
I'll be able to introduce you to people,
and this is the first step.
519
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,173
I can freelance now, and then after
I graduate, I get on staff,
520
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:24,509
become an editor, and, I don't know,
maybe I can run my own thing one day.
521
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,553
You're amazing, Jen.
522
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,513
Fucking amazing.
523
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:29,681
It's insane.
524
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,976
I mean, you know what you want to do,
you're putting your all into it,
525
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,187
and you just going forth
and doing it. It's...
526
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,609
Um... I don't know
what the fuck I wanna do.
527
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,903
- Hey! No, uh-uh.
- What?
528
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,822
No, no, no. Don't do that.
Come on, you'll figure it out.
529
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,750
Yeah, maybe. I don't know.
530
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,422
You wanna be super corny with me
real quick?
531
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,373
- What?
- Can we make this our spot?
532
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,833
- Hell, yeah!
- Hell, yeah?
533
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,418
In fact, this is our spot.
534
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:02,890
- Everybody, you, you! This is our spot!
- Baby! Shh!
535
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,384
No, fuck that. You know what? You want
to know how we can do it? I should, uh...
536
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,107
- Mark it. I'm gonna mark it down.
- What?
537
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,960
[gasps] Vandalism?
538
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,182
Ooh, I love it
when you're dangerous, baby.
539
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:13,934
[Nate] Put a little happy face here.
540
00:23:14,170 --> 00:23:16,144
[uplifting pop music playing]
541
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,522
[Nate] Forever!
542
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:20,440
[Jenny laughs]
543
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,114
[uplifting pop music continues]
544
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,594
[Jenny] Hey, ladies.
545
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,680
- [Erin] Hey, good walk?
- Yeah.
546
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,934
- Oh, Craigslist bro just texted back.
- Yeah?
547
00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:58,186
Three VIP wristbands.
548
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,814
- Woo!
- "Come by anytime after three. No dudes."
549
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,482
- He wrote "no dudes"?
- Mm-hmm.
550
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,566
[Jenny] Oy!
551
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,902
Wait, he's selling them for $500?
552
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,697
Don't worry. I got an advance
from Rolling Stone for my moving,
553
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,310
and I'm going to share
554
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,241
- with the two of you.
- Yes.
555
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,326
I got your tickets. I got your tickets.
I got it.
556
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,370
I feel like this might be
an irresponsible choice.
557
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,890
I really want us to think about
the choices we're making today,
558
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,416
because it seems irresponsible.
559
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,460
Says the woman who spent $400
on mink eyelashes.
560
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,253
- I'm just saying.
- These are real.
561
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:28,258
- I don't believe you!
- I'm gonna miss this so hard! Ah!
562
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,427
You did not just find that in your pocket
right now.
563
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,512
I did, and I have no idea how long
it's been there.
564
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:33,679
That seems safe.
565
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:34,639
It's fine.
566
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:35,849
Blair, calm down.
567
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,269
- Weed is like ketchup, it doesn't go bad.
- Yep.
568
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:39,478
Ketchup goes bad.
569
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,564
Mm. Then you should definitely
not use our ketchup.
570
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,295
Can we at least move out of the middle
of the street if we're gonna smoke weed?
571
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,404
- Stoop, stoop, stoop!
- Did you just say "we"?
572
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,573
Does Bad Blair want to come out and play?
573
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,284
No, Bad Blair does not
want to come out and play. It is noon.
574
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,245
Blair, please, this dooby just literally
came from the heavens.
575
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,956
This could be one of our last times ever
doing this together.
576
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,920
- Amen.
- I mean, when are we gonna have this...
577
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,211
opportunity to do this.
578
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:05,586
I am alone.
579
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,500
I got my ass broken up with.
580
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,216
- Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna leave to California.
581
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,634
I'm not gonna see y'all.
582
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:14,120
[voice cracks] I mean, really, this is
a memory that you're gonna pass up?
583
00:25:14,950 --> 00:25:16,560
- Oh, Jesus!
- Okay, yay.
584
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,600
A memory. A memory.
585
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:19,893
That was a great performance.
586
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:20,977
- Thank you.
- I'm sorry.
587
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:22,938
These are real tears though.
588
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:26,691
- Yes!
- [coughing]
589
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,861
Bad Blair! Bad Blair!
Bad Blair! Bad Blair! Bad Blair!
590
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,696
Blair, boo-boo.
591
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,324
Boo, watching you take down
all these carbs
592
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,287
has been the highlight
of my whole, entire life.
593
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,577
I hate you. Both of you.
594
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,788
Me? What I do? I didn't do nothing.
595
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:40,871
[door bell jingles]
596
00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:45,710
How is Matt Lasher in this
motherfucking restaurant right now?
597
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,794
[Matt] Well.
598
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:48,713
Oh, my God, look who it is.
599
00:25:49,890 --> 00:25:50,632
Jenny, wow, it's been a while.
600
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,842
Blair, you look great. Erin!
601
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,500
You still hate me. That's fine.
602
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,763
So, what's up?
You girls going to Neon Classic?
603
00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:57,973
Yes. Yes, we are.
604
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,141
You know, my team's doing the event.
You got list?
605
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,186
It's like pretty crazy. Everyone
and their mother is trying to get in.
606
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,210
Like, my mom literally texted me.
607
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,189
Left her unread.
608
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:09,670
I actually just got a job with
Rolling Stone, so I think we're good.
609
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,902
We got like channels that we can
go through.
610
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,905
Cool, if you have any problems
or something, just, you know,
611
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:14,823
slide into my DMs.
612
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,320
[Blair] Oh, good Lord.
613
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:18,827
Bye. Good seeing you, Jen.
614
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,454
What the fuck, dude?
615
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,749
You need to get some lubricant,
and slide into his motherfucking DMs.
616
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,553
What if the Craigslist tickets
fall through?
617
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,920
What? We're fine. We're gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.
618
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,422
[makes popping noise] Got it.
619
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:31,715
You need to fuck Matt.
620
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,717
He's kinda the perfect rebound.
621
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:35,844
It's only been a day. You need to grieve.
622
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,540
What you need is someone
to fuck the Nate out of you.
623
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,975
Grief is an emotion best served
with a side of stiff dick.
624
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,518
- Erin...
- [Jen laughs]
625
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,730
I love you, but you've never even been
in a long-term relationship.
626
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,231
Blair.
627
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,399
I love you,
628
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:52,652
but you and Will are not exactly
the second coming of Oprah and Gayle.
629
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:53,737
You know what I'm saying?
630
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,697
You need to get fucked more than she does.
631
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,320
- Me?
- Uh-huh.
632
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,741
I fuck!
633
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,454
[quietly] I fuck, okay? Definitely.
634
00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:04,800
You don't even fuck yourself.
635
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,724
Tried to use your Rabbit the other day.
636
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,667
That shit is dusty
and the batteries are dead.
637
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,879
That's disgusting.
I feel very attacked right now.
638
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:14,700
Would someone uptight give you the money
to get the good Molly from the guy
639
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:15,970
that lives above the McDonald's
near the bridge?
640
00:27:16,900 --> 00:54:33,743
[both] Hype Molly?
641
00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:20,305
Yes, Hype Molly for us all,
courtesy of your loosest friend.
642
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,388
No.
643
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,683
Yeah, I heard it as I said it. Top grade.
644
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:24,767
[Erin] Ah.
645
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,729
What up, you got stress-rhea?
646
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,397
That was one time.
647
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:33,276
I think it's a stretch calling
an entire year of college one time.
648
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,560
[Jenny] If anyone's gonna have
stress diarrhea, it's me.
649
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,172
Let's make this fast and get to Hype's.
650
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,407
[Blair] I'm putting my keys
in-between my fingers.
651
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,576
Just in case this guy tries
any funny business.
652
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,744
[Erin] Yes, bitch.
653
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,704
You shank that motherfucker
with our mail key.
654
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,788
[laughter]
655
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,791
[shouting] Hey, yo! What up?
656
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,795
- It's like Supreme shat out an apartment.
- [man] Welcome, welcome!
657
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,920
Come on in.
658
00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:53,962
[hip-hop in background]
659
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,841
Hey, I'm Mikey, by the way,
and y'all are...
660
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,344
- Jenny, Blair, Erin.
- [Mikey] Jenny, Blair.
661
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:00,762
Erin, wassup?
662
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:02,972
Welcome to my crib, come on in.
663
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,558
You can smoke anything on the table
that you want.
664
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,186
Everybody always asks,
"How do you afford this place?"
665
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,730
My parents got it for me two years ago
666
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,108
before I broke off contact with them
completely.
667
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,694
Oh, I got pasta over there, by the way,
if you want some.
668
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,219
No, we just ate a really big lunch.
669
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,572
Blair, I mean, you can't say no
to a plate.
670
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,450
That's the spirit.
Hey, what Harry Potter house are y'all?
671
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:23,618
And don't lie.
672
00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:26,329
- I think we're all Ravenclaw.
- Bitch, please. I'm Hufflepuff.
673
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,930
- [Jenny scoffs]
- Blair low-key Slytherin.
674
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,917
Technically, I identify as a Slytherin
with a Ravenclaw moon.
675
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,837
[Mikey] Yo, that is such a Slytherin thing
of you to say.
676
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,296
I'm Gryffindor, by the way.
677
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,589
Nobody asked, but... [laughs]
678
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,490
[Jenny] Wait. Whoa.
679
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,510
- This ain't what I think it is.
- No, it is.
680
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,136
[gasps]
681
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,347
Ooh-wee!
This is the ace of spades of weed, y'all.
682
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,808
Beyoncé shmokes this weed.
683
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:51,104
That is, deadass, the best weed
in the game right there.
684
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,231
I got that shit from Mike Dean's dude.
685
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,150
I only smoke shit that rappers do.
686
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,319
I also got some shit that will give
you a seizure, so be careful.
687
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,447
It's mild, like the flavor of the weed.
688
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:03,199
The seizure's not mild, it's very strong.
689
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,493
- [women] Oh!
- Oh, my goodness, a dog!
690
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,412
- Come back to me. Who is that?
- [Mikey] Hey!
691
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,664
[Mikey] This is... Barbra Streisand.
692
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:13,209
Hey! The cutest little baby in the game.
[laughs]
693
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,300
You named your dog "Barbra Streisand"?
694
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:18,173
Oh, yeah. Why would I not name him
"Barbra Streisand"?
695
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:21,468
She's a legend, you know?
And I love female directors, for real.
696
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,845
because I truly do believe,
like, Time Is Up.
697
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,638
As a matter of fact, Time Been Up.
698
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,722
You know? We're late.
699
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,183
And Lady Bird? I love that shit.
700
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,184
I loved Lady Bird.
701
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,727
[Mikey] You would love Lady Bird.
702
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:32,228
That's so her, right?
703
00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,857
I feel like I know y'all, like...
Y'all are so... I love you guys.
704
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,740
For real, like, y'all want something
to drink?
705
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:41,529
I'm drinking this expensive-ass tequila,
but you gotta douse this shit in Sprite,
706
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,930
because it low-key tastes like booty.
707
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,758
No offense to the ass-eating community.
708
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,910
No, thank you.
Uh, we just really want the tickets.
709
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:47,827
[Mikey] Right!
710
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,204
[laughs] The tickets...
711
00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,748
Um, so...
It's, like, really funny, actually.
712
00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,958
My boy, Victor, came through earlier,
713
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,877
and I gave him the tickets,
714
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,129
and then y'all came, and I was like,
715
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,490
"Oh, hold up," like,
"They kinda cute," like,
716
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,885
"Let's see where this goes,
maybe we can smoke a little something,
717
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,305
drink a little something, you know,
like maybe, we can fuck on each other."
718
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:08,681
- [Jenny laughs]
- [Mikey] Right.
719
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,850
[Jenny laughs hysterically]
720
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,227
[Mikey laughs] Right.
721
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,915
- You ain't got no tickets.
- Yeah, no, I ain't got the tickets.
722
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,149
- [hysterical laughter]
- [Mikey laughs] No.
723
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,111
- Let me at him! one minute! Let me just...
- Stop! Stop!
724
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,710
[Blair] No!
725
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:26,449
No, you can't play like that, man.
I got early-onset osteoporosis.
726
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,744
Look. Look at my wrist.
I ain't got no bones in my wrist, man.
727
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,508
I was born with no bones in my left wrist.
728
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,207
[shouting] I'm taking this, okay?
729
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:36,209
I woulda gave it to you if you asked.
730
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,795
But if you want to live your life
by violence,
731
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,420
go ahead.
732
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,801
Weirdo! Ugh!
733
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,514
- Yo.
- Hm?
734
00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,570
I stole the Beyoncé weed, too.
735
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,727
- Oh, Bad Blair!
- She back.
736
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,273
[Jenny] Ah, fuck it. I'm DMing Matt.
737
00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,441
[Erin] Uh-huh.
And if that doesn't work, we could
738
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,901
reach out to...
739
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,278
What's that one dude's name...
740
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,739
- What is this? Okay, we are...
- [Jenny whimpers]
741
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,116
[Erin] What are you doing?
742
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,330
Hannah!
743
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:09,951
Oh, shit!
744
00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:11,369
Nate's cousin, Hannah?
745
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:13,663
Fuck! I bet you she loves
that we broke up.
746
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,746
Oh, she's always calling me,
"sweetie, sweetheart."
747
00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:18,626
- She's coming.
- No, she's not. She's... Oh, yeah, she is.
748
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,300
- Okay.
- Erin?
749
00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,589
- [laughs] What up, girl?
- Hi!
750
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,700
What's happening?
751
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:25,924
Jenny, is that you?
752
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,177
No. Huh? What?
753
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,721
Hannah?
754
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,808
I have not seen you in such a long time.
755
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,603
Girl, how have you been? That's so weird.
I didn't even see you.
756
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,147
What are you wearing?
757
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,232
It's so 90s.
758
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,277
So... [inhales sharply]
759
00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:45,527
...chic.
760
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,490
We're doing a piece at Vogue,
and you're just, like, killing it.
761
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,654
It's about people who don't care
what they look like.
762
00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:56,390
Amazing. Amazing.
You're, like, nailing the exact aesthetic
763
00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:58,333
I've been trying to convey
to the photographer.
764
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,960
Oh, my God, so funny running into you.
I was just about to text Nate
765
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:02,927
about when you guys are going
to Neon Classic.
766
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,381
I mean, I wasn't even gonna go,
but Kim was like,
767
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,425
"Oh, you know, you never
fucking come out anymore,
768
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,930
and Kanye wants to see you, so..."
769
00:32:10,110 --> 00:32:12,910
Oh, my God, shit!
That was supposed to be a surprise.
770
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,182
I'm sorry, you were saying that Nate...
771
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,308
Wait. Kanye's the...
772
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,101
- Kanye's the secret headliner?
- Shh!
773
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,190
That's insane!
774
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:21,105
- And a problematic choice.
- Fix your hair so we can text Nate a pic.-
775
00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:25,276
We broke up, yesterday, uh, last night.
And, um, yeah.
776
00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:27,569
It's over.
777
00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:32,283
Oh! [Hannah murmurs]
778
00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:34,911
Oh, it's okay.
779
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,621
No, it's gonna be okay.
780
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,957
Everything's gonna be okay.
781
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,457
[Hannah] Mm.
782
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,210
That's really crunchy.
783
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,171
It's like... Is that new denim?
784
00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,814
You know, if you need anything from me,
785
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,550
just do not hesitate to contact
my assistant.
786
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,510
Text is better.
787
00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:51,928
You'll get me faster.
788
00:32:52,110 --> 00:32:53,110
Thank you.
789
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:56,557
Be well. It's so good to see you.
790
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,810
- Okay, take care.
- [Blair] Be well.
791
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,813
Uh... J-Bug.
792
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,640
[cell phone pings]
793
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,441
She was saying something
about Nate and Neon Classic.
794
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,901
You wanna, like, talk about that?
795
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,237
Bam! Matt got us three wristbands.
796
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,739
What you know about that?
And a tongue emoji. He sucks.
797
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:13,989
And what Hannah said, I...
798
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:16,756
I don't even know
what she's talking about.
799
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,621
But who cares, right?
Who cares about Nate?
800
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,499
The only thing that matters is us
living our best life, right?
801
00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:22,709
Living our best life.
802
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:23,918
So, onto pressing matters,
803
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,296
who wants to go to booty-hole Brooklyn
to get these wristbands?
804
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,180
- I will rock-paper-scissors...
- I can do it.
805
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,305
- You're a really good friend.
- [Blair chuckles]
806
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,764
- And I love you, dude.
- I love you.
807
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:47,692
Hey, Blair.
808
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,653
I really do find it a bit tedious
809
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,823
that you just couldn't put us on the list
for these wristbands.
810
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,301
[Matt] I hate to break it to you,
but there's no list.
811
00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:58,286
That's not true. There's always a list.
812
00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,569
So, you decided to come alone?
813
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,664
Nobody else wanted to come
to this weird office.
814
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,916
What do you even do here, Matt?
815
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,209
Literally nothing.
816
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:11,548
[Blair] Hm.
817
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,384
You look really good.
818
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:15,552
No.
819
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:16,888
Don't do that.
820
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:19,971
Oh, come on, you wouldn't even be here
if you didn't want me to, you know...
821
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:21,641
do that.
822
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,482
Does Jenny know about us?
823
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,275
There is nothing to know.
824
00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:31,260
Funny.
825
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,321
[softly] Not how I remember it.
826
00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:41,412
I remember...
827
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:43,915
a drunken night like...
828
00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:46,291
When was it?
829
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,504
Two years ago? That I...
830
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,549
[whispering]...honestly have not
been able to stop thinking about since.
831
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,845
You looked so incredible in those tights.
832
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,389
- [Blair breathes heavily]
- They were so easy to rip off.
833
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,518
[Blair pants]
834
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,435
Lock the door.
835
00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:17,730
This means nothing.
836
00:35:17,156 --> 00:35:18,156
Whatever you say.
837
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,202
[gasps]
838
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,916
We shouldn't. We shou...
839
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,293
I mean, if you really want me to stop,
I'll stop.
840
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,420
[sighs] Don't stop.
841
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,758
[knocking on door]
842
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,552
Coming, my darlings!
843
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,470
Coming!
844
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:42,807
- Hi!
- Hi!
845
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,225
- Come in.
- [Jenny] Woo-woo!
846
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:45,184
[Erin] Wassup!
847
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,854
Ah! I just got out of the shower,
so don't mind me.
848
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,815
- You smell delicious. It's been so long.
- Well, you never call me!
849
00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:53,109
I mean, what,
you don't do drugs anymore or what?
850
00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:55,112
We can't afford your shit.
You know that already.
851
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,500
- [Hype] Please.
- You got diamonds on your weed.
852
00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:59,310
Child, you know I love and miss you.
853
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,741
- You messy bitch!
- [giggles]
854
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,662
[Hype] Now, don't tap, don't tap, baby.
That makes 'em real mad.
855
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:07,874
Oh! Are these baby sharks?
856
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,959
[Hype] Yes, they're baby sharks!
857
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,836
Yes, they're so tiny!
858
00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:13,337
I feel like they're my children.
859
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,423
I got 'em illegally, so don't tell nobody.
860
00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,966
- Okay?
- [Erin] Nobody to tell.
861
00:36:17,490 --> 00:36:20,511
Acting like anybody's gonna care
if they come up here with all your drogas.
862
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:23,181
Come on, now. Baby sharks
is the least of your worries.
863
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,725
[Jenny gasps] Hey, princesas!
864
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,560
- What?
- Uh-huh.
865
00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:28,683
They just do this for you.
866
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,210
[Hype] Yeah, they stay perched.
867
00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:32,207
- So you going to the big show tonight?
- You know it.
868
00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:33,941
Lotta people been through here today.
869
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,276
I'm sure. Neon Classic!
870
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,986
What's with this outfit?
871
00:36:37,690 --> 00:36:39,405
I mean, you look crazy,
872
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,782
but at the same time, you look real sexy.
873
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,202
- Ow!
- Yeah, you look good. I love it.
874
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,494
Your girl is having a day.
875
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,390
Can you just not? Can we not do that?
Not right now.
876
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,100
- Nate broke up with her last night.
- No!
877
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,961
Girl!
878
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,254
Oh, my God, he's so hot.
879
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:56,923
Aw, baby.
880
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,985
Are you devastated?
Girl, 'cause I would be devastated.
881
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:01,900
I'm okay.
882
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:03,136
No, you're not.
883
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,181
I can see the sadness in your eyes.
884
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:06,932
You know what?
885
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,243
- [Erin] Shit!
- [Jenny] Oh, my goodness!
886
00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,605
- Jesus!
- I thought you pulled out another puppy.
887
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,690
- Oh, my goodness. Look at this.
- [Hype laughs]
888
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,692
Ah! It's the holy grail of joints.
889
00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,576
How? How do you even roll something
like this?
890
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,239
- Well, it takes a strong will.
- Mm.
891
00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:22,907
- And three papers, baby.
- [Erin] Oh.
892
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,284
Now, that's happy medicine
right there, girl.
893
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,360
- Yes!
- [Jenny] Oh, Lord have mercy.
894
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:28,119
[Hype] Yes.
895
00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:31,374
- Yeah, baby, this pimp shit easy.
- [Erin giggles]
896
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,584
Just exhale.
897
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,671
Let it all go away
898
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:39,298
and think about happy times.
899
00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:41,367
[Jen] Oh, you wanna order Chinese?
900
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,927
[Nate] That sounds like a good idea.
901
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,344
You're smart.
902
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,347
- Oh! Why, thank you, baby.
- [Nate laughs]
903
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,430
Let me see, let me see.
904
00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:49,600
Gimme all the food. All the food.
905
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,103
Mixed vegetable with bean curd.
906
00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:54,647
What is bean curd?
907
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:56,649
- I just want to know.
- [chuckles]
908
00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:57,775
Like, I need to know
909
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,485
what it is. Okay.
910
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,280
¿Que tu quiere, papa? Dime-lo.
911
00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:03,720
[speaking Spanish]
912
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,616
[speaking English]
Practice that Spanish of yours.
913
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,827
What?
914
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,400
I love you.
915
00:38:19,588 --> 00:38:21,465
- I...
- [stuttering] I was just...
916
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:22,882
That was stupid.
917
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:24,810
- [Jen] No.
- I shouldn't have said that, no.
918
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,530
- I don't love you.
- What?
919
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,848
I do... I do love you. I don't love...
920
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:30,974
Ah, shit.
921
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,893
No, that was amazing, and I... and...
922
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,980
And that was amazing,
and you are really...
923
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:38,524
and I just don't know...
924
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,485
um... what to say back.
925
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,945
No, that's cool. It's all right.
926
00:38:45,310 --> 00:38:46,741
It's okay. I mean... Yeah.
927
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,910
Aw, I fucked it up, didn't I?
928
00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,121
[Nate] No, baby, no, it's fine.
Like, I'm...
929
00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,706
Well, is it okay? Is that okay?
930
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,435
- Yeah, it's totally fine, yeah.
- You're doing the funny dance.
931
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:59,837
[chuckles nervously]
I'm just... I gotta... pee.
932
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,311
And take a shower, 'cause I smell like...
933
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,590
[affects fake Asian accent]
Kung Pao chicken.
934
00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,385
Chinese! Woo!
935
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,178
[Nate snaps fingers]
936
00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:10,263
It's fine, baby.
937
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,642
[quietly] It's fine. Hm.
938
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:19,650
[whispers] Why didn't I just say it!
Why didn't I just say it!
939
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,670
[shower water running]
940
00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:23,861
[sound of shower gets louder]
941
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:29,866
[Nate] Come here, girl.
942
00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:33,204
Oh, you wanna play kitty-cat, don't you?
I can play that.
943
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,249
Say, uh, what are you doing later, baby?
944
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,918
- I love you!
- [Nate shouts]
945
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,461
- Oh, shit!
- Ahh!
946
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:42,838
- Oh, no, close your eyes! Close 'em!
- Ahh!
947
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,900
What are you doing?
948
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:46,634
[Jenny laughing]
949
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,110
Ah It burns! It burns!
950
00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:52,560
Come here. I need to...
I need to find you.
951
00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:53,140
You stupid ass.
952
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:57,478
Get in the nose! Don't get in the nose.
[laughs]
953
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:02,816
I love you.
954
00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:04,109
I like saying it.
955
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,694
I love you.
956
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:07,446
- I lurve you.
- I love you too, baby.
957
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,823
I love ya, baby.
958
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,785
I love you so much, baby.
959
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:13,868
I love you.
960
00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,330
- I'll never put you in harm's way.
- [squeals]
961
00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:18,874
- [both laugh]
- [Jen squeals]
962
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,213
[sighing]
963
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:25,756
Can I use your bathroom?
964
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:27,299
Gimme the joint first.
965
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,486
- Oh, you right.
- It's the door on the left down there.
966
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,510
All right.
967
00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:34,723
[Hype] So what you gonna do?
968
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:39,562
Because I can feel so much love
in your eyes.
969
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,939
Girl, this just can't be where it ends.
970
00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:43,899
Trust and believe.
971
00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:46,318
I'm also clairvoyant.
972
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:47,986
Ain't that ghosts?
973
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,947
[chuckling] It's everything.
974
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,157
And I know,
975
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,783
I know in my heart of hearts
976
00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:55,411
that you want your man back.
977
00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:57,538
So, girl, you gon' go get your man.
978
00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,915
Aight, homie, we gotta go
get these Neon Classic outfits.
979
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:00,875
Okay.
980
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,798
[in formal voice] I would like three
of your finest Hype Mollys, please.
981
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:04,878
How much?
982
00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:06,671
Forty.
983
00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:10,384
And one free for sad Jenny.
984
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,511
- Yay.
- [Erin] Hey.
985
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,263
- Prizes for being sad.
- [Hype] Hm.
986
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,682
Oh, thank you, Hype.
987
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,141
Thanks, Hype.
988
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,144
[Jenny] Erin!
989
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:22,980
I wanna go to Leah's store.
990
00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:25,149
- [Matt] That was good.
- That was not good.
991
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:28,277
I have a boyfriend, and my best friend
used to like you.
992
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,403
Yeah, in college.
993
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:33,730
Oh, come on, Blair. You can't possibly
be using the friend thing on me right now.
994
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,157
Jenny hates me.
995
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,994
Yeah, she hates you, which means
the feelings might still be there.
996
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:38,579
Should I give her a call?
997
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,747
Oh, my God.
998
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:40,830
I'm kidding!
999
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:46,837
Oh, my God, Blair, you seem like you
would be a total nightmare to date,
1000
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:50,591
but I'm head-over-heels
for your fucking crazy mind. Take these.
1001
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,111
- I have no idea how to respond to that.
- It was a compliment.
1002
00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,655
- Don't think that was.
- Well, it was.
1003
00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:57,970
Don't smile at me.
1004
00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,516
You have a very...
1005
00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:02,686
very nice smile and it makes me feel
fucking confused.
1006
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,688
- All right. See you later, Blair.
- Fuck you.
1007
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,357
Oh, uh, one more thing.
1008
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,983
Those wristbands are just GA.
1009
00:42:08,670 --> 00:42:10,277
I couldn't really swing
anymore VIP, but...
1010
00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:12,571
I put you guys on the list for the party.
1011
00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:18,869
Are you fucking kidding me?
1012
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:19,828
I'm afraid not.
1013
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,706
That was not GA intercourse.
1014
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:23,790
[chuckles]
1015
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,501
You're the woman of my dreams.
1016
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:28,962
Bye, Blair.
1017
00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:31,589
[quietly] Oh, my God.
1018
00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:37,120
[sighs]
1019
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:40,474
["Should I" playing]
1020
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:51,968
Why are you spinning out right now?
1021
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:53,270
Me? [scoffs]
1022
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,363
I'm not. This is great.
1023
00:42:54,446 --> 00:42:56,657
I'm happy to see her. It's fine, you know?
1024
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:59,243
Hey. I didn't think I'd see you today.
1025
00:42:59,326 --> 00:43:03,372
Leah, 911, an emergency.
I just need my whole shit fixed.
1026
00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,583
Breakup discount.
Thirty off the whole store.
1027
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,666
Go nuts.
1028
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,544
Oh, oh, oh!
1029
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,546
[Erin] No sweatpants, bitch.
1030
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,383
I like that you're wearing my shirt.
1031
00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,110
You know, it's a good shirt.
1032
00:43:18,530 --> 00:43:20,806
You know, in keeping with my promise
from this morning,
1033
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,850
you still owe me an answer.
1034
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,937
I thought I would make it easy on you.
Brunch this Sunday.
1035
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,236
Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda
are already alerted.
1036
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,774
They're very excited to meet you.
1037
00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:32,250
Oh...
1038
00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,487
- Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda.
- Uh-huh.
1039
00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:39,450
The trifecta. Squad... The squad goals.
1040
00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:41,327
Um, uh...
1041
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,370
Sunday... Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
1042
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,957
Sunday. What day is Sunday?
I gotta check my schedule.
1043
00:43:47,410 --> 00:43:48,441
You know you don't have a schedule.
1044
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:50,840
Erin.
1045
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,296
- Can you help me in the dressing room?
- Yes.
1046
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,174
Yes I can, girl. Mm-hmm.
1047
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:56,758
I gotta go.
1048
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,303
- You gotta go?
- Help her in the dressing room.
1049
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,430
[Leah] Okay, great. I bet you do.
1050
00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:06,393
Jesus.
1051
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,449
What, are you gonna
try on the whole store?
1052
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,106
- Ow! Ow! The double?
- The double.
1053
00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:12,231
You deserve that.
1054
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,643
What are you doing out there?
1055
00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:15,152
Why are you being weird with Leah?
1056
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:17,655
I dunno. Sometimes a bitch
don't feel like brunchin'.
1057
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:18,656
[in mocking tone] Ooh.
1058
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:21,200
That is deadass the craziest shit
I've ever heard you say.
1059
00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:22,159
You are a brunch queen.
1060
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,952
I call lies. Lies-ah Minnelli.
1061
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:25,204
♪ Mentirosa ♪
1062
00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:26,538
It's none of your business.
1063
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,499
I was just trying to help.
1064
00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:29,707
[Erin] Don't.
1065
00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:36,632
I love you and I know you're going through
it today, but there's nothing to fix here.
1066
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,383
All right?
1067
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:44,932
[sighs]
1068
00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:51,438
[sighs]
1069
00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:53,899
[Nate] That was embarrassing.
1070
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:57,478
[Jen] You screaming at me in front of
an entire party was embarrassing for you?
1071
00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,498
I wasn't even looking at my phone
that much.
1072
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:03,826
Literally, every time I turned around
and looked up, you were looking down.
1073
00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:05,589
[Jenny] Am I supposed to ignore my editor?
1074
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:08,723
[Nate] I'm trying to get you to meet
the people I work with, and the whole time
1075
00:45:08,747 --> 00:45:11,393
- you looking at your phone.
- Do you think I like being the shitty,
1076
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,626
fucking downer girlfriend?
1077
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,300
- Fuck it, let's go home.
- No, no, no, no, no.
1078
00:45:15,870 --> 00:45:16,880
I don't want to go home.
1079
00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:17,171
I want to go out.
1080
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,799
I'm fun, okay?
1081
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:22,250
Let's go back to the party.
I want to talk to everybody.
1082
00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,388
I want to be exactly what you want, Nate.
1083
00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:27,391
I could be 20-year-old Jenny again
with no responsibilities.
1084
00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:29,226
Then maybe you'll still love me, huh?
1085
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,854
Don't fucking laugh at me! Fuck you!
1086
00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:34,332
Since when do you give a shit about
the people you work with?
1087
00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:36,710
You gonna get all close
to these new fucking worker friends?
1088
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,140
[Nate] Don't change the subject.
1089
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,868
You tell me I don't love you when
you're the one moving across country.
1090
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:43,384
[Jen] If you can't make that work,
what does that say about us?
1091
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:45,750
Wow, you turn it around on me.
1092
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,536
I did not turn this around on you!
You attacked me!
1093
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:49,913
- I attacked you?
- Yes, you fucking did.
1094
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,458
Why do you keep saying "fucking" to me?
1095
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,584
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
1096
00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:54,877
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
1097
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,295
- Fuck!
- Fuck you, Nate!
1098
00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:02,676
See, your insecurities are manifesting
themselves in a really ugly way right now.
1099
00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:04,887
This isn't working.
1100
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,263
[Nate] See, you need some sleep.
1101
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,950
- No, don't do that shit.
- That's what you need. I'm not doing shit.
1102
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:10,517
I am a grown-ass woman, all right?
1103
00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,310
I don't need you.
1104
00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:16,106
Yeah, you never do.
1105
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:19,943
You never fucking do.
1106
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,300
["Your Best American Girl" playing]
1107
00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:28,202
♪ If I could, I'd be your little spoon ♪
1108
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,286
[Jenny sighs]
1109
00:46:29,369 --> 00:46:34,249
♪ And kiss your fingers
Forever more ♪
1110
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,667
[makes chirping noise]
1111
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:40,923
♪ But big spoon
You have so much to do ♪
1112
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,510
♪ And I have nothing ♪
1113
00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:47,971
♪ Ahead of me ♪
1114
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:51,892
- I...
- [sighs] I know.
1115
00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:58,816
♪ Don't wait for me ♪
1116
00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:04,710
♪ I can't come ♪
1117
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,534
♪ Your mother wouldn't approve ♪
1118
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,495
♪ Of how my mother raised me ♪
1119
00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:13,789
[moaning]
1120
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:17,840
♪ I say that I do ♪
1121
00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:19,211
[Jenny moans]
1122
00:47:19,461 --> 00:47:20,712
[Jenny] Oh, baby.
1123
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:27,100
[Nate grunts]
1124
00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,766
[Nate pants]
1125
00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:53,912
♪ Your mother wouldn't approve ♪
1126
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:56,999
♪ Of how my mother raised me ♪
1127
00:47:57,332 --> 00:48:01,712
- ♪ But I do, I think I do... ♪
- [Nate panting]
1128
00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:04,811
- I want water. Do you want water?
- Yeah.
1129
00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:16,768
[Jenny sighs]
1130
00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:19,605
[Jenny shudders]
1131
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:25,611
[Nate] Hey.
1132
00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:33,760
♪ Big spoon
You have so much to do ♪
1133
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,747
♪ And I have nothing... ♪
1134
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,666
- I love you so much.
- I love you, too.
1135
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,178
You're my person.
1136
00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:56,432
Forever.
1137
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,160
Oh.
1138
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,388
[yells] Who farted?
1139
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:36,848
Oh, shoot! Baby, you okay?
1140
00:49:37,182 --> 00:49:38,892
- I'm sorry. Oh, can I help?
- Shit!
1141
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:42,229
- Do you want me to get the stain-stick?
- Yes, get the stain-stick, Will, please.
1142
00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:43,771
[huffs]
1143
00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:47,670
Oh, I'm so sorry. I was just goofing
around. [laughs]
1144
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:48,567
Ooh.
1145
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,821
I'm sorry, I was just here cleaning up
a little bit
1146
00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:52,364
'cause I know how busy you've been.
1147
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:53,782
You busy bee.
1148
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,659
You were in my room cleaning it?
1149
00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:58,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was supposed to be a surprise.
1150
00:50:02,457 --> 00:50:03,457
Will.
1151
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,127
Let's talk.
1152
00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:06,210
- Okay.
- You can...
1153
00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:08,587
It's good.
1154
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,966
[Blair chuckles] Um...
1155
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:12,675
Take those off.
1156
00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:13,884
You got it.
1157
00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:15,887
You got it, dude.
1158
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,183
Are you happy?
1159
00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:23,562
Yeah, of course I'm happy.
1160
00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:28,442
'Cause I don't know if I'm happy anymore.
1161
00:50:35,730 --> 00:50:36,158
Oh, my God!
1162
00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:39,202
Wow, that is so good to hear.
1163
00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:42,998
Oh! [whistles] Thank God.
1164
00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:46,126
I haven't been happy for such a long time.
1165
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:47,461
- Really?
- Yeah.
1166
00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,255
[chuckles] Okay.
1167
00:50:50,505 --> 00:50:51,673
Oh. [chuckles]
1168
00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:55,427
Yeah. Honestly, I almost cheated on you
last week.
1169
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:56,720
Lint.
1170
00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:57,637
With who?
1171
00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,264
Uh, Brenda from work.
1172
00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:02,558
Great!
1173
00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:04,268
Well...
1174
00:51:05,979 --> 00:51:07,314
I guess this is it, then.
1175
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:08,773
I guess.
1176
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,194
[quietly] Hm.
1177
00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:16,943
I don't know. We were just together
for so long, I...
1178
00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:19,409
- thought this was gonna be a bigger deal.
- I know.
1179
00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:20,493
[huffs]
1180
00:51:20,535 --> 00:51:22,954
But I do love you, Blair,
and I always will.
1181
00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:25,122
I love you, too.
1182
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:27,167
[sighs]
1183
00:51:35,550 --> 00:51:36,550
[Will sighs]
1184
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,185
And Will, please don't go back
in my bedroom and finish cleaning.
1185
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,645
[Will] Okay, good call.
1186
00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:51,232
[door shuts]
1187
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,614
[sighs] Jesus Christ.
1188
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,450
- Hey.
- [Erin murmurs]
1189
00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,455
- Wake up, bitch!
- Where's my bra?
1190
00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:06,872
Oh, shit.
1191
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:07,958
[Erin] Fuck.
1192
00:52:08,410 --> 00:52:11,586
I was just having the weirdest
fucking dream about Michael Cera.
1193
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:13,130
- [Blair] Hmm.
- He is lean.
1194
00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:16,424
[Blair whispers] I... I have news.
1195
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,343
- [Erin] Mm-hmm?
- Um, all right.
1196
00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:23,223
I don't want to make today about me, okay?
So just don't tell Jenny.
1197
00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,433
- Don't tell Jenny what? Ehhh!
- [Erin laughs]
1198
00:52:25,892 --> 00:52:27,686
Hi. Morning.
1199
00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:30,939
Hey, dude. Do you feel horr-ib-le?
1200
00:52:31,189 --> 00:52:32,774
♪ Horr-ib-le! ♪
1201
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,444
Oh, I wanna take, like, a million naps.
Go, tell me all your secrets!
1202
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,528
Spill the tea.
1203
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,198
I... broke up with Will.
1204
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,242
- I'm sorry, what?
- What?
1205
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:43,702
I did. I broke up with him.
1206
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:47,330
He was cleaning our apartment
when I got there.
1207
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:49,916
So, like, did you break up with him before
1208
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,430
or after he got to my room, though?
1209
00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:53,127
Pause.
1210
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:54,903
What happened? How are you feeling?
1211
00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:58,300
I mean, like, that kind of throws off
your whole married-before-30s steez.
1212
00:52:58,383 --> 00:52:59,843
- You okay?
- I know. [chuckles]
1213
00:52:59,926 --> 00:53:02,596
I know. I feel like I thought
I was going to be freaking out,
1214
00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,724
and I am a little bit,
but I mostly feel...
1215
00:53:06,990 --> 01:46:13,923
amazing.
1216
00:53:07,170 --> 00:53:09,311
I do. And I'm so sorry to bring
this into the mix
1217
00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:11,438
with everything that's happening
with you and Nate.
1218
00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:14,816
- I don't wanna make this...
- No. They are completely different,
1219
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,485
- and I'm happy for you.
- Ah, yeah.
1220
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:20,739
You deserve better.
And he does too, no offense.
1221
00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:23,366
- No, he does. He definitely does.
- Hey.
1222
00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:24,826
[Blair] What?
1223
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:27,954
- ♪ Bad Blair ♪
- Uh-uh.
1224
00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:28,872
[Jenny trills]
1225
00:53:28,955 --> 00:53:31,958
Bad Blair is not available.
She's not here right now.
1226
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:34,419
- Bad Blair came out a bit earlier today.
- What time is it?
1227
00:53:34,502 --> 00:53:37,470
- [Erin] You know what time it is.
- [Jenny] Get it, girl.
1228
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:39,424
- Oh, oh, oh!
- No. Bad Blair died at, like...
1229
00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:40,550
[Jenny] Tequilas!
1230
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,154
- [Erin] Bad Blair. Bad Blair.
- Can we make a mixed drink first?
1231
00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:44,638
- Nah, bitch.
- Just to ease into it.
1232
00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:47,307
- [Erin] Open up.
- [Blair] A little bit, just a tiny bit.
1233
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,892
- Gentle.
- [Erin] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1234
00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:50,936
Gentle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1235
00:53:51,190 --> 00:53:52,520
- [grunting]
- [Erin] Yes!
1236
00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:54,314
[Jenny] Oh, too much. Oh!
1237
00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,565
- [Erin laughs]
- She's back!
1238
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,776
Yes! Come on!
1239
00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,903
Oh, shit, y'all. We need to get ready.
1240
00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:03,615
I brought, like, 400 outfit choices.
Now that I am single, I need opinions.
1241
00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:05,492
Oh, my God, holy shit.
1242
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,619
You guys, I am single.
1243
00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:11,390
Wait, putas, I have something for you,
perritas.
1244
00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:14,626
["The Jump Off" playing]
1245
00:54:15,430 --> 00:54:18,672
Is this our "Bitches and Bangers" playlist
from college?
1246
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:19,839
Yes, it is.
1247
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:22,217
- [Jenny singing]
- [Erin] Yas!
1248
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,970
Head feels like shit. Let's go!
1249
00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:29,891
Oh, my God, I feel like you're gonna
give me a high five.
1250
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:33,478
♪ I been gone for a minute
Now I'm back at the jump off ♪
1251
00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:35,939
♪ Goons in the club
In case somethin' jumps off ♪
1252
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,191
♪ And back up before the hive
Let the pump off ♪
1253
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:40,860
♪ In the graveyard
Is where you get dumped off ♪
1254
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:44,614
♪ All we wanna do is party
And buy everybody at the bar Bacardi ♪
1255
00:54:45,310 --> 00:54:47,750
♪ Black Barbie dressed in Bulgari ♪
1256
00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:49,350
♪ I'm tryin' to leave
In somebody's Ferrari ♪
1257
00:54:49,327 --> 00:54:51,538
♪ Spread love
That's what a real mob do ♪
1258
00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:54,165
♪ Keep it gangsta
Look out for her, people ♪
1259
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,876
♪ I'm the wicked bitch of the east
You better keep the peace ♪
1260
00:54:57,850 --> 00:54:58,837
♪ Or out come the beast ♪
1261
00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,755
♪ We the best
There's room for improvement ♪
1262
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,133
♪ Our presence is felt
Like a Black Panther movement ♪
1263
00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:05,552
♪ Seven quarter to eights
Back to back with 'em ♪
1264
00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,721
♪ And I'm sittin' on chrome
Seven times platinum ♪
1265
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:08,972
- [music stops abruptly]
- Oh.
1266
00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:12,517
- [Blair] You got it, girl! You got it!
- [Jenny laughs]
1267
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,103
♪ Peeps, with the Bentleys,
The Hummers, the Benz ♪
1268
00:55:15,645 --> 00:55:17,647
♪ Escalades
Twenty-three-inch rims ♪
1269
00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,250
♪ Jumpin' out the Jaguar
With the Tims ♪
1270
00:55:20,233 --> 00:55:22,444
♪ Keep your bread up
And live good ♪
1271
00:55:22,527 --> 00:55:24,612
♪ East coast, west coast, worldwide ♪
1272
00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:27,730
♪ All my playas in the hood, stay fly ♪
1273
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,451
♪ And if your ballin'
Let me hear you say right ♪
1274
00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:44,341
[song fades]
1275
00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:47,218
I am deeply obsessed with us right now.
1276
00:55:51,970 --> 00:55:52,150
[exhales]
1277
00:55:52,980 --> 00:55:54,684
Yo. Ice cream is ice cream.
That shit is sugar.
1278
00:55:55,180 --> 00:55:56,996
- Sugar's where it's at.
- Gimme that sugar, though.
1279
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,420
[Blair] But I'm lactose-intolerant.
1280
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,240
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Let's get that DC.
1281
00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:03,440
- I got you, boo.
- How 'bout we drink some water?
1282
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,279
- We've been drinking a lot of alcohol.
- Oh, my God!
1283
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:09,407
[Blair] I'm just looking out for us.
Do you guys like flavored water?
1284
00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:12,856
- You could help me. You could do that.
- [Jen] This is...
1285
00:56:12,994 --> 00:56:15,121
- [bottles crashing]
- [Jenny laughs] Oh, no!
1286
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,331
[Nate laughs] Shit.
1287
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,213
["Dreaming of You"
playing on shop radio]
1288
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:28,688
They can't be playing this song right now.
1289
00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,130
Oh, shit. You know what?
We don't need this bullshit.
1290
00:56:32,970 --> 00:56:33,431
- Come on. Let's go.
- No, no, no.
1291
00:56:34,150 --> 00:56:35,600
- Are you sure?
- [softly] Yeah.
1292
00:56:35,683 --> 00:56:38,610
♪ Late at night when all the world... ♪
1293
00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:40,688
You know what, Blair,
how about you get the snacks?
1294
00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:42,732
- Yeah, totally.
- And we'll meet you outside.
1295
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,680
- ♪ I stay up and think of you ♪
- No.
1296
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:48,196
♪ And I wish on a star... ♪
1297
00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:49,364
- It's okay.
- Yeah?
1298
00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,447
Yeah.
1299
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,330
It's okay.
1300
00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:55,286
♪ ...thinking of me too ♪
1301
00:56:58,390 --> 00:57:03,294
♪ 'Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight ♪
1302
00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:09,217
♪ Til tomorrow
I'll be holding you tight ♪
1303
00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:13,221
♪ And there's nowhere in the world ♪
1304
00:57:13,304 --> 00:57:16,266
♪ I'd rather be ♪
1305
00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:19,894
♪ Than here in my room ♪
1306
00:57:20,478 --> 00:57:23,273
- ♪ Dreaming about you and me ♪
- Let's...
1307
00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,275
get some snacks while she sings it out.
1308
00:57:29,195 --> 00:57:32,365
♪ Wonder if you ever see... ♪
1309
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,449
You want string cheese?
1310
00:57:33,491 --> 00:57:38,163
♪ And I wonder if you know I'm there ♪
1311
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:40,457
[Erin imitates spoken word break]
Am I there? Am I?
1312
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:43,209
♪ If you looked in my eyes ♪
1313
00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:45,170
♪ Would you see what's inside? ♪
1314
00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:49,757
♪ Would you even care? ♪
1315
00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:51,675
[Erin] Uh-uh.
1316
00:57:52,343 --> 00:57:55,722
♪ I just want to hold you close ♪
1317
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:56,805
Blair.
1318
00:57:57,150 --> 00:57:59,601
♪ So far all I have are... ♪
1319
00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:02,324
What the fuck are you doing?
Pay for the string cheese and get out!
1320
00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:03,770
You're scaring my cat.
1321
00:58:04,105 --> 00:58:05,648
You know what, fuck you!
1322
00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:07,317
- Fuck you, lady!
- [Jenny shouts]
1323
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,818
This ain't no karaoke bar!
1324
00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,742
Well, why'd you play the fucking music
so loud?
1325
00:58:10,778 --> 00:58:13,114
Shh. Here's a twenty.
I'm so sorry to disturb you.
1326
00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:14,824
Thank you. Have a lovely evening.
1327
00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:17,911
You cannot anger your bodega man.
I did that one time,
1328
00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:20,514
and now I have to walk three extra blocks
to go to the next one,
1329
00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:22,578
- and it's a literal nightmare.
- Give me the Molly.
1330
00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,835
Um, we're still super visible
right now, do you...
1331
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:27,753
Yeah, you right.
1332
00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:33,425
I...
1333
00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:37,764
[scoffs]
1334
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:39,182
- She seems...
- Yup.
1335
00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:46,189
♪ Showtime, gotta bury your bad boss
With ample amount of time ♪
1336
00:58:46,272 --> 00:58:48,375
♪ 'Bouta hit 'em with bandeaus
That cook the pop off ♪
1337
00:58:48,399 --> 00:58:50,818
♪ Give a fuck about landlords
When we some outlaws ♪
1338
00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:53,112
♪ Baby, you can get Randolph
Or nigga knockoff ♪
1339
00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:55,698
♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪
1340
00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,951
♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪
1341
00:58:58,340 --> 00:59:00,360
♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪
1342
00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:02,497
♪ You better hit it,
'Cause you should know better ♪
1343
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:05,416
♪ You better ♪
1344
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:08,836
♪ Ooh. You better drop it, drop it,
Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪
1345
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,798
♪ You gotta work it, work it, work it
Work it, work it, work it ♪
1346
00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:14,300
♪ You better ♪
1347
00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:18,346
♪ You better drop it, drop it,
Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪
1348
00:59:18,429 --> 00:59:20,765
♪ You better sing it, baby, sing it, baby
Sing it, baby ♪
1349
00:59:20,848 --> 00:59:25,144
♪ Touch down on the stage
And no bitch ain't come to play ♪
1350
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:29,691
♪ Clap clap, when I sing
So I know that you feelin' me ♪
1351
00:59:29,774 --> 00:59:33,903
♪ Oh, if you live this loud
Show it, show it, show it ♪
1352
00:59:35,446 --> 00:59:38,825
♪ It's your moment now
Sing it, sing it, sing it, shine ♪
1353
00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:40,451
♪ Karaoke ♪
1354
00:59:41,770 --> 00:59:42,287
♪ You better... ♪
1355
00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:45,832
♪ You better drop it, drop it,
Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪
1356
00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:48,517
♪ You gotta work it, work it, work it
Work it, work it, work it ♪
1357
00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:50,712
♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪
1358
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:53,214
♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪
1359
00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:55,133
♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪
1360
00:59:55,216 --> 00:59:57,594
♪ You better, you better,
You should know better ♪
1361
00:59:57,677 --> 01:00:02,980
♪ Touch down on the stage
And no bitch ain't come to play ♪
1362
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:04,434
♪ Clap clap when I sing
So I know... ♪
1363
01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,190
[Blair] Who are all these people?
1364
01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:08,229
I don't know. I figured
we'd know everyone.
1365
01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,398
Everybody we know moved to L.A.
1366
01:00:10,481 --> 01:00:12,984
- Fuck L.A.
- Says the girl moving to San Francisco.
1367
01:00:13,670 --> 01:00:14,611
- Oh!
- Totally different.
1368
01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:17,940
Should we try to slip into VIP
since Matt totally fucked you?
1369
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,615
What? He didn't fuck me.
1370
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,659
GA wristbands? Yeah, he did.
1371
01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:23,786
Yeah, yeah, he fucked us
on the wristbands.
1372
01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:27,165
What you doing?
1373
01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:30,752
Hmm? What? Nothing.
I think I'm feeling this Molly, y'all.
1374
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,589
- Yes, ride that wave!
- [Jenny trills] Ay!
1375
01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:37,500
How old do you think
that guy over there is?
1376
01:00:38,926 --> 01:00:40,110
- [Jenny] That one?
- What?
1377
01:00:40,940 --> 01:00:41,120
[Jenny] Girl.
1378
01:00:41,950 --> 01:00:43,514
I think you bought these tickets
with bar mitzvah money.
1379
01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:44,641
[Blair laughs] Fuck you.
1380
01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:46,809
Fuck you, too, baby, come on!
1381
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,519
- Yes!
- Thank you, Erin!
1382
01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,104
- Jessie Reyez is setting up.
- Oh!
1383
01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:52,899
Excuse me, we know her.
Yes, we're best friends. We're cousins.
1384
01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:53,858
Excuse me.
1385
01:00:53,941 --> 01:00:55,860
["Dope" playing]
1386
01:00:56,235 --> 01:00:58,237
[crowd cheering]
1387
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,320
♪ Go away young boy ♪
1388
01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:03,284
♪ Younger than you need a teacher ♪
1389
01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:05,119
♪ I know I got what you need, yeah ♪
1390
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:06,829
♪ And I know I need mine ♪
1391
01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,790
♪ I need big toys... ♪
1392
01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:12,430
Yes!
1393
01:01:13,127 --> 01:01:14,796
♪ And I know what you like ♪
1394
01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:17,214
♪ Dancin' dope ♪
1395
01:01:17,799 --> 01:01:18,883
♪ Dancin' dope ♪
1396
01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:22,512
♪ Dancin' dope, dancin' dope
Dancin' dope ♪
1397
01:01:22,595 --> 01:01:23,930
♪ Go away young boy ♪
1398
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,150
♪ Dancin' dope
Dancin'... ♪
1399
01:01:26,990 --> 01:01:27,225
I'm gonna go talk to him.
1400
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:30,311
I can't let you do that.
You'll thank me later.
1401
01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:34,750
What do you mean, you can't let me do it?
I make my own decisions. Come on.
1402
01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:35,942
I can't... Fuckin', no!
1403
01:01:36,250 --> 01:01:38,444
Hey, come on.
Stop dancing in my way, Erin!
1404
01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:41,280
Bitch, you ain't shit. I knew you were
coming here to see Nate.
1405
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:42,198
Bullshit!
1406
01:01:42,281 --> 01:01:45,810
- What are you guys talking about?
- She came here tonight to see Nate!
1407
01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:47,161
No, no, Jenny, no.
1408
01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:49,247
- Please don't go.
- Oh! [cries]
1409
01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:52,333
Blair, but I'm a grown-ass adult,
all right? I make my own decisions.
1410
01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:55,169
- What the fuck? This bitch. Goddammit.
- [Blair] Excuse me.
1411
01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:56,293
[Jenny] Stop following me.
1412
01:01:56,587 --> 01:02:00,508
♪ It's only bad if you get caught
So cash this thing in, oh my God ♪
1413
01:02:01,175 --> 01:02:02,552
[Blair] We just want to help you.
1414
01:02:02,635 --> 01:02:04,303
Just stop following me, then.
1415
01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:07,408
- [Erin] Stop forcing us to chase you.
- Oh, please, just go back to our spot.
1416
01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:10,244
- I just need to go to the bathroom.
- I've known you long enough to know
1417
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:13,354
that you are definitely not just
going to the bathroom right now.
1418
01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:15,273
- Oh?
- I love you so much.
1419
01:02:15,481 --> 01:02:16,961
But this is getting fucking pathetic.
1420
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:18,192
He broke up with you.
1421
01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:20,528
My heart
was ripped out of my chest, okay?
1422
01:02:20,653 --> 01:02:23,948
But... it's not like I'd expect you
to know what that feels like.
1423
01:02:24,310 --> 01:02:25,751
I can't get mad at you
for not understanding
1424
01:02:25,783 --> 01:02:27,285
but I sure as hell can be mad at you
1425
01:02:27,368 --> 01:02:29,370
for not being a friend to me
right now, Erin.
1426
01:02:29,954 --> 01:02:30,954
[Blair] You guys!
1427
01:02:31,956 --> 01:02:32,956
We're good!
1428
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,420
- We're at Neon Classic!
- Uh...
1429
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:36,711
I feel great. You feel great?
1430
01:02:36,794 --> 01:02:38,337
- Trying to.
- We feel great!
1431
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,673
You're pretty, you're pretty.
1432
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,175
We're having fun!
1433
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,180
This is our song! We love this song!
1434
01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:48,473
- We do.
- We do.
1435
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:51,142
Why don't you go listen to it?
'Cause I don't need a babysitter.
1436
01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:53,644
- You're kinda acting like a baby.
- Fuck you, Blair.
1437
01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,688
Fuck you. I'm trying to stay neutral here.
1438
01:02:57,523 --> 01:02:59,250
Thought you had to piss, princess.
1439
01:03:01,402 --> 01:03:02,402
I do.
1440
01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:15,820
[loud bang]
1441
01:03:17,502 --> 01:03:18,502
[mouthing]
1442
01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:21,470
Fuck. Fuck!
1443
01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:23,382
Fuck me!
1444
01:03:23,716 --> 01:03:25,426
[whimpers]
1445
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,221
Wait. Ugh.
1446
01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:30,138
Nah.
1447
01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:49,951
[rain pattering]
1448
01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:51,786
I don't want you to end us.
1449
01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:55,122
Please don't end us.
1450
01:03:55,748 --> 01:03:58,125
I know, baby. I don't want to end us.
1451
01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:01,870
- I love you.
- I love you.
1452
01:04:01,712 --> 01:04:04,480
I'm sorry about San Francisco.
1453
01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:08,511
I can't turn down this opportunity,
but we can try long distance.
1454
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,970
You know it's not all about that.
1455
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:14,433
This isn't working anymore. You know that.
1456
01:04:15,893 --> 01:04:17,854
I feel like we need to live our own lives.
1457
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,481
Ever since college, we're all we've known.
1458
01:04:27,738 --> 01:04:29,615
But what if we were meant to be together?
1459
01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:35,955
I mean, what if it's supposed to be us?
1460
01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:38,291
No matter what happens,
1461
01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:41,210
I feel like we're always gonna be
in each other's lives, so...
1462
01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:45,339
It's fine. I mean, I... It will be okay.
1463
01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:52,388
I'm scared, Nate.
1464
01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:56,267
I'm scared to do this without you.
1465
01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:00,353
Look at me.
1466
01:05:03,274 --> 01:05:04,274
[sniffles]
1467
01:05:05,260 --> 01:05:06,819
[sobs]
1468
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:12,617
[sobbing]
1469
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,577
[whispers] I love you.
1470
01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:18,380
[sniffles]
1471
01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:25,795
[softly] Okay.
1472
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,179
Can I...
1473
01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:37,850
Can I just have a minute?
1474
01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:41,519
[softly] Yeah.
1475
01:05:42,104 --> 01:05:43,104
[Nate sighs]
1476
01:05:45,816 --> 01:05:46,816
[Nate] Fuck.
1477
01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:48,569
Fuck.
1478
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,322
["Great One" playing]
1479
01:05:52,823 --> 01:05:53,823
[sniffles]
1480
01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,666
♪ I wanna be a great one ♪
1481
01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,918
♪ I wanna be a great one ♪
1482
01:06:05,461 --> 01:06:07,755
♪ I wanna make a million dollars ♪
1483
01:06:07,838 --> 01:06:10,925
♪ Making all my days count
Clowning with my day ones ♪
1484
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,511
♪ What is life? What is love? ♪
1485
01:06:14,553 --> 01:06:16,555
♪ What are lies? What is trust? ♪
1486
01:06:17,431 --> 01:06:19,433
♪ What is everything? ♪
1487
01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:23,312
♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪
1488
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,941
♪ Without you ♪
1489
01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:29,860
♪ Without you ♪
1490
01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:36,659
♪ Running, I'm running
I'm running outta patience ♪
1491
01:06:36,742 --> 01:06:40,746
♪ I wanna be a great one
I wanna be a great one ♪
1492
01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:42,665
♪ And when the spirit calls me ♪
1493
01:06:42,748 --> 01:06:45,876
♪ I wanna throw my hands up
Ready to be saved, yeah ♪
1494
01:06:46,627 --> 01:06:48,504
♪ And when my day is done ♪
1495
01:06:49,255 --> 01:06:51,257
♪ I hope I die fading ♪
1496
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:54,343
♪ When they take me way up ♪
1497
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:57,555
♪ I hope I fly fading ♪
1498
01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:00,990
♪ What is life? What is love? ♪
1499
01:07:01,350 --> 01:07:03,352
♪ What is time?
What is choice? ♪
1500
01:07:04,228 --> 01:07:06,105
♪ What is everything? ♪
1501
01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:09,150
♪ Everything is nothing without ♪
1502
01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:12,153
♪ What is life?
What is love? ♪
1503
01:07:12,903 --> 01:07:14,739
♪ I hope I am enough... ♪
1504
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:17,908
[mouthing]
1505
01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:21,287
♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪
1506
01:07:22,371 --> 01:07:24,810
♪ Nothing without ♪
1507
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,835
♪ Nothing without you ♪
1508
01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:29,920
♪ Nothing without you ♪
1509
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:33,257
♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪
1510
01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,733
[song fades]
1511
01:07:52,985 --> 01:07:54,320
[crowd cheering in distance]
1512
01:07:54,403 --> 01:07:56,197
[gasping, panting]
1513
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:01,888
- You over the show already?
- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
1514
01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:06,701
I just came to get some air.
1515
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,919
Okay. Air's that way.
1516
01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:12,655
You know, you can't smoke in here.
1517
01:08:13,130 --> 01:08:15,883
Oh, my God. What are you, security?
I'm by the door.
1518
01:08:16,217 --> 01:08:17,217
[pained gasp]
1519
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,883
Look, I got a car coming to pick me up
in about a minute.
1520
01:08:28,620 --> 01:08:30,481
Take me to the House of Yes.
Why don't you come with me?
1521
01:08:31,650 --> 01:08:33,317
I don't need a rebound, Matt.
1522
01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:36,403
I'm not offering sex.
1523
01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:39,532
I'm... I'm literally just offering you
a ride to the after-party.
1524
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:44,745
My phone isn't working,
and Erin and Blair are still inside, so...
1525
01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:46,205
No, that's cool, I'll text them.
1526
01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:47,456
Let's go.
1527
01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:49,625
["Reasons Not to Die" playing]
1528
01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:18,487
♪ Here's to the ones ♪
1529
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:20,906
♪ Who stuck in when they should have run ♪
1530
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:25,870
♪ Despite all of my ranting
And raging, so ♪
1531
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:29,623
♪ Here's to the ones ♪
1532
01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:31,917
♪ Who hide the bullet from the gun ♪
1533
01:09:32,100 --> 01:09:36,881
♪ Foot down on all my bullshit
But won't cage me ♪
1534
01:09:37,470 --> 01:09:40,885
♪ Here's to my friends ♪
1535
01:09:41,510 --> 01:09:43,530
♪ All in until the bitter end ♪
1536
01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:45,723
♪ Drink or two to the toast ♪
1537
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:47,850
♪ Not too many though ♪
1538
01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:49,935
[mellow piano melody]
1539
01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:55,149
[piano fades]
1540
01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:57,860
[recording] It's Jenny. Leave a message.
1541
01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:01,322
Jenny, I know your fucking phone is dead,
and you need to find a charge,
1542
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:04,132
and you better call us back.
You're being such a fucking asshole.
1543
01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,360
We just really want to be there for you,
so we just need you to call us.
1544
01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:09,121
We love you. We love you so much.
1545
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:12,750
- What the fuck was that?
- She's not gonna respond to that.
1546
01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:14,793
- You can't yell at her.
- I don't care.
1547
01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:17,213
She needs to grow up.
1548
01:10:17,588 --> 01:10:18,589
[scoffing laugh]
1549
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,466
What... What was that?
1550
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:24,887
I mean, it's kind of the pot
telling the kettle to grow up,
1551
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,264
but... I don't know, never mind.
1552
01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:28,432
[laughs sarcastically]
1553
01:10:28,515 --> 01:10:30,935
Yeah, okay. I am not the pot.
1554
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:33,620
- Oh, really?
- Mm.
1555
01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,650
You're late to work every day.
1556
01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,691
Not every day.
1557
01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:40,486
You go out on work days
more than you go out on weekends.
1558
01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:42,112
Because it's bridge and tunnel.
1559
01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:44,907
Erin, you're holding onto something
that is gone.
1560
01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:46,670
Do you think you're gonna be
young forever?
1561
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,911
We're almost 30 years old.
It's not cute anymore.
1562
01:10:48,994 --> 01:10:51,705
Don't you have personal goals?
Do you have a plan for the future?
1563
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,791
How did your plan work out?
Oh, right.
1564
01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:56,502
It was completely fucking insane
and backfired.
1565
01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:57,670
It did not backfire.
1566
01:10:57,753 --> 01:10:59,213
We can't fuck around anymore.
1567
01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:03,175
I want a best friend that gets up with me
on Saturdays to go to the farmers' market.
1568
01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,719
And you sleep through the farmers' market
every weekend.
1569
01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:09,181
Is that what being an adult means to you?
Going to the fucking farmers' market.
1570
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,559
- What else? Tell me your ways.
- Admitting that you like Leah,
1571
01:11:12,893 --> 01:11:14,895
and you want to be in a relationship
with her.
1572
01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:17,731
What are you so afraid of?
1573
01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:19,358
Everything!
1574
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:24,290
If I grow up, it means I need to change
1575
01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,156
everything.
1576
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:29,285
Everything's already
fucking changing, Blair.
1577
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,577
Jenny's leaving.
1578
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:35,916
And actually, the farmers' market
sounds really, really like...
1579
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:39,300
assuring and coddling
and comforting right now.
1580
01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:40,754
Like, is there one tomorrow?
1581
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:43,215
- Great fresh produce.
- Yeah.
1582
01:11:43,507 --> 01:11:47,261
All I feel right now is, like, just love
for you coursing through my veins,
1583
01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:48,721
and I just want to hug it out.
1584
01:11:48,804 --> 01:11:50,180
Me too. I just want to hug you.
1585
01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:51,932
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
1586
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:53,309
[Blair] I'm so sorry.
1587
01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:55,102
I love you.
1588
01:11:55,185 --> 01:11:56,270
[Erin murmurs]
1589
01:11:56,478 --> 01:11:59,189
- [Blair laughs] Say it back!
- [laughs] I love you.
1590
01:11:59,273 --> 01:12:00,649
[cell phone pings]
1591
01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:01,899
[Blair] Oh, shit.
1592
01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:04,987
She's with Matt.
1593
01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:06,238
- Oh.
- I have an address.
1594
01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:09,158
- Hoo!
- Yeah.
1595
01:12:09,241 --> 01:12:10,617
- We're back.
- [clicks tongue]
1596
01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:11,701
All right.
1597
01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:13,871
I gotta make a pit stop.
1598
01:12:13,954 --> 01:12:14,954
Okay.
1599
01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:16,999
- [Blair] Woo!
- ["Missing U" playing]
1600
01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:18,876
♪ Now that it's over ♪
1601
01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:23,839
♪ The space where you used to be ♪
1602
01:12:24,423 --> 01:12:26,675
♪ Your head on my shoulder ♪
1603
01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:29,428
[hum of chatter]
1604
01:12:29,678 --> 01:12:32,931
♪ All of the plans we made
That never... ♪
1605
01:12:33,570 --> 01:12:34,350
Oh, shit dicks.
1606
01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:38,395
Shit. Here, here, here. Let me help you.
Let me get...
1607
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:40,397
Nope, no, no. No, no.
1608
01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:42,483
Big girl, grownup here.
1609
01:12:42,566 --> 01:12:43,566
I'm sorry!
1610
01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,560
You know this is all your fault.
1611
01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,290
Oh, yeah? Enlighten me.
1612
01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:49,990
Well, if you had just dated me in college,
I would never have met Nate.
1613
01:12:50,740 --> 01:12:51,714
And I wouldn't be completely heartbroken.
1614
01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,243
I was dumb in college.
1615
01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:55,746
You know I fucked several different women
that stole from me?
1616
01:12:56,288 --> 01:12:59,166
Oh, wow!
I was so obsessed with you in college.
1617
01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:03,170
I spent so much time thinking about you
and crying over you and...
1618
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:07,633
It just makes me realize that
what I felt for you wasn't even real
1619
01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:10,594
because it definitely didn't feel
like this.
1620
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,263
[Matt] Come on.
You're looking at it all wrong.
1621
01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:16,580
You've been blessed with a broken heart.
1622
01:13:16,308 --> 01:13:18,727
When it doesn't hurt anymore,
that's when it's really over.
1623
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,521
Live in this as long as you can.
1624
01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:25,233
I gotta go.
1625
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:27,270
Really?
1626
01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:30,114
Tell Erin and Blair
that I am going to finish it.
1627
01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:32,509
- And they'll know what I mean.
- What are you talking about?
1628
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:33,533
That makes no sense.
1629
01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:35,494
Oh, right. You're... You're on drugs.
1630
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,538
I... forgot, you're on drugs.
1631
01:13:37,996 --> 01:13:39,248
Are you cool? You okay?
1632
01:13:39,331 --> 01:13:40,999
- I'm gonna be okay.
- All right.
1633
01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:42,251
Hey, Young!
1634
01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,295
I'm sorry I was such an asshole
in college.
1635
01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:47,463
Don't be.
1636
01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:49,133
You helped me find Nate.
1637
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:51,343
[doorbell rings]
1638
01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:53,554
[Leah gasps] Hi.
1639
01:13:53,637 --> 01:13:56,140
- [Blair] Hi!
- Hey! Hi!
1640
01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,975
- Leah!
- What's up?
1641
01:13:58,580 --> 01:13:59,560
- Hi!
- [Leah] You okay?
1642
01:13:59,768 --> 01:14:01,270
- Yeah.
- Shit, you're rich.
1643
01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:04,440
Everything's great. I just need to,
like, talk to you right now.
1644
01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:06,567
She wants to go to the farmers' market
with you.
1645
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,444
- [Blair groans]
- Right now?
1646
01:14:09,690 --> 01:14:11,405
No, like...
Like, normal farmers' market...
1647
01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:12,656
- Functioning hours.
- Yeah.
1648
01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:14,950
- It's real.
- Mm-hmm.
1649
01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:16,743
- You're so pretty.
- Don't touch her.
1650
01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:18,537
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God, her skin.
1651
01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:20,622
Okay, boo.
1652
01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:21,706
Yeah.
1653
01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:23,417
How you feeling? You still...
1654
01:14:24,100 --> 01:14:25,544
- Yeah. Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
1655
01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:28,130
- I feel like it's gotten more intense.
- I can see that.
1656
01:14:28,213 --> 01:14:29,213
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1657
01:14:29,798 --> 01:14:33,302
So I'm going to play you some
really great music.
1658
01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:37,140
Okay? You just let it, like,
wash over you, all right?
1659
01:14:37,970 --> 01:14:40,809
Just let it, like, move you
wherever you want to go, okay?
1660
01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:44,646
And whatever you do, do not take
the headphones out until I tell you to.
1661
01:14:46,773 --> 01:14:48,150
- Great.
- [shudders in pleasure]
1662
01:14:48,233 --> 01:14:50,569
[shouting] I can feel
the seasons changing!
1663
01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:51,903
[shouting] Yeah.
1664
01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:54,300
Perfect.
1665
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,617
You got it, girl.
1666
01:14:57,868 --> 01:15:00,780
Woo! All right. Let's have a...
1667
01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:01,662
Yeah...
1668
01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:03,582
Seat... Sit... Seat...
1669
01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:04,875
[Erin laughs nervously]
1670
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:08,212
- Are you rolling?
- I am, I am definitely rolling.
1671
01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:11,480
But that has nothing to do with the words
that are about to come out
1672
01:15:11,381 --> 01:15:12,216
of my face right now.
1673
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,718
- Understood.
- Yeah, great. Okay. Mm.
1674
01:15:16,110 --> 01:15:17,540
[metallic clang]
1675
01:15:19,264 --> 01:15:20,140
[chuckles]
1676
01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:22,434
Alright, give me a minute.
[laughs nervously]
1677
01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:25,311
I...
1678
01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:28,650
think I lo...
1679
01:15:28,273 --> 01:15:29,733
Hmm. Why is this so hard?
1680
01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:32,174
Because you've never said it before.
1681
01:15:33,987 --> 01:15:34,987
Is that bad?
1682
01:15:35,113 --> 01:15:36,113
No.
1683
01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:39,176
When I was in college, I thought I'd...
1684
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,380
You get it.
1685
01:15:43,163 --> 01:15:44,414
[both laugh]
1686
01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:45,832
With this, uh, one girl,
1687
01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:47,626
and she was great.
1688
01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:52,214
You know, everything was great.
It was fun. She was smart. Whatever.
1689
01:15:52,756 --> 01:15:56,260
And our relationship was... beautiful.
1690
01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:59,513
And, out of nowhere, she just like...
1691
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:02,683
went back to men.
1692
01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:05,936
And it fucking crushed me.
1693
01:16:07,771 --> 01:16:08,771
I felt like...
1694
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,660
I was just some experiment.
1695
01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:15,821
And I've never told anyone that.
[sniffles]
1696
01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:19,908
- Not Jenny, who's my fucking bestie.
- Mm.
1697
01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:23,203
- Or that crazy bitch back there.
- [both laugh]
1698
01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:26,999
I know what that feels like.
1699
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:29,835
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1700
01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,798
See, I've never had someone
to share this part of myself with.
1701
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:38,920
Woo!
1702
01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,928
I'm feeling, like, so many things
right now,
1703
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:41,763
like, so many things. [laughs]
1704
01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:45,392
Yeah. You have two straight best friends.
1705
01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:49,354
I have to imagine you're not sitting
around reading queer theory together.
1706
01:16:53,483 --> 01:16:55,235
You know, I'm good with taking it slow.
1707
01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:02,750
- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.
1708
01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,537
I am terrified of meeting your friends.
Like, what if they don't like me?
1709
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,747
Bitch, everybody likes you.
1710
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:08,415
Yeah, you right.
1711
01:17:08,498 --> 01:17:11,430
- Oh, wow. Okay, okay.
- You right.
1712
01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:12,127
[both laugh]
1713
01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:13,210
[Erin sniffles]
1714
01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:16,774
- I think I...
- I think I love you, too.
1715
01:17:16,798 --> 01:17:18,380
- [Leah laughs]
- [Erin quivers]
1716
01:17:26,224 --> 01:17:28,435
[Jenny] Do you think I can have
one more kiss?
1717
01:17:28,977 --> 01:17:31,521
I'll find closure on your lips,
and then I'll go.
1718
01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:36,401
Maybe also one more breakfast,
one more lunch, and one more dinner.
1719
01:17:37,270 --> 01:17:39,710
I'll be full and happy
1720
01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:40,989
and we can part.
1721
01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:45,661
But in between meals,
maybe we can lie in bed one more time.
1722
01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:50,165
One more prolonged moment
where time suspends indefinitely
1723
01:17:50,415 --> 01:17:52,417
as I rest my head on your chest.
1724
01:17:53,752 --> 01:17:58,840
My hope is if we add up the "one mores,"
they will equal a lifetime,
1725
01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:02,177
and I'll never have to get to the part
where I let you go.
1726
01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:04,680
[laughing] Yes, baby! Baby, wait.
1727
01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:06,515
Grip on. Grip on tight.
1728
01:18:06,598 --> 01:18:08,558
- We're okay. Go, go, go, go.
- No. Fuck this.
1729
01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:10,352
Actually, you owe my ass a...
1730
01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:12,729
Okay, fine. Let's do it.
1731
01:18:12,979 --> 01:18:14,640
Oh! Shit!
1732
01:18:14,147 --> 01:18:15,565
[laughing]You're a dick!
1733
01:18:15,649 --> 01:18:17,442
[Jenny] But that's not real, is it?
1734
01:18:18,485 --> 01:18:20,237
There are no more "one mores."
1735
01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,657
I met you when everything
was new and exciting,
1736
01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:26,785
and the possibilities
of the world seemed endless.
1737
01:18:27,619 --> 01:18:28,619
And they still are.
1738
01:18:29,287 --> 01:18:30,997
For you, for me.
1739
01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:33,249
But not for us.
1740
01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:37,212
Somewhere between then and now,
here and there,
1741
01:18:37,462 --> 01:18:39,464
I guess we didn't just grow apart,
1742
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:40,715
we grew up.
1743
01:18:42,926 --> 01:18:46,763
When something breaks, if the pieces
are large enough, you can fix it.
1744
01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:51,476
Unfortunately, sometimes things
don't break, they shatter.
1745
01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:54,271
But when you let the light in,
1746
01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:56,440
shattered glass will glitter.
1747
01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:58,734
And in those moments,
1748
01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:01,153
when the pieces of what we were
catch the sun,
1749
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,448
I'll remember just how beautiful it was.
1750
01:19:05,657 --> 01:19:07,701
Just how beautiful it'll always be.
1751
01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:09,161
Because it was us.
1752
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,288
And we were magic.
1753
01:19:12,372 --> 01:19:13,832
- Forever.
- [Nate shouts] Forever!
1754
01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:15,667
[Jenny laughs]
1755
01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:44,404
All right, divide and conquer.
1756
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,740
- I'll take this room, you take that one.
- Yup-yup!
1757
01:19:48,658 --> 01:19:49,658
Blair!
1758
01:19:55,248 --> 01:19:57,000
God, you're so fucking sexy.
1759
01:19:58,418 --> 01:19:59,418
Oh, she cute.
1760
01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:00,712
All right.
1761
01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:02,881
["Do You Think About Me" playing]
1762
01:20:03,131 --> 01:20:05,133
♪ Do you think of me? ♪
1763
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:08,261
Where the fuck is this bitch?
1764
01:20:09,137 --> 01:20:10,130
[huffs]
1765
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:12,980
[Matt grunting]
1766
01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:16,645
[Matt grunting]
1767
01:20:16,728 --> 01:20:17,604
[Erin gasps]
1768
01:20:17,687 --> 01:20:20,650
Holy fuck! [laughs]
1769
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,734
Wow, uh... Wow.
1770
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,818
Uh, Blair Bear?
1771
01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:28,740
Girl, I just want you to know that I am
just as proud of you right now as I am
1772
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,617
deeply disturbed by what I just saw.
1773
01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,244
[shouting] But I stand by you!
1774
01:20:32,702 --> 01:20:35,372
And your risque choices,
and I will meet you outside.
1775
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,249
Don't forget to wash your hands.
1776
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:40,668
You fuck, boo.
1777
01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:42,670
You fuck.
1778
01:20:45,340 --> 01:20:48,385
[Blair] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1779
01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:52,722
Can you please get out of me now?
1780
01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,683
Yeah, sorry. I just sorta froze up.
1781
01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:00,522
[Blair] Ahem.
1782
01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:02,941
Hello.
1783
01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:05,110
Oh, hey, what's up?
1784
01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:06,570
- Hi.
- Feeling relaxed?
1785
01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,487
Shut up.
1786
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:09,531
Anything you care to share with the class?
1787
01:21:11,491 --> 01:21:12,909
It was only the second time.
1788
01:21:13,368 --> 01:21:14,369
Oh, my God.
1789
01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:15,786
Today.
1790
01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:19,541
- You did it at his office?
- I needed to get the wristbands.
1791
01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:21,126
We needed to get the wristbands.
1792
01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:23,545
I don't even fucking know who you are
right now.
1793
01:21:24,504 --> 01:21:25,504
Like in a bad way?
1794
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,674
In the best way.
1795
01:21:28,383 --> 01:21:29,383
You out here.
1796
01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:31,136
Living your best life,
1797
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,929
just making choices.
1798
01:21:33,130 --> 01:21:34,222
- Yes.
- Taking risks.
1799
01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:35,682
- Yes.
- Yes.
1800
01:21:35,765 --> 01:21:36,765
Feels good.
1801
01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:38,100
It should.
1802
01:21:39,477 --> 01:21:41,770
Do you think Jenny's gonna be mad at me?
1803
01:21:41,104 --> 01:21:43,189
No. Why would she be mad at you?
She loves you.
1804
01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:44,398
Yeah.
1805
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,985
Did we ever find out where she went?
1806
01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:48,444
No.
1807
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:49,987
Tiny Ethan...
1808
01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:52,574
said she said something
to Matt about, like...
1809
01:21:53,408 --> 01:21:56,786
going out and finishing it,
and then she, like, stalked off.
1810
01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,800
- So ominous.
- Bitch is dramatic, we know this.
1811
01:21:59,164 --> 01:22:01,249
- "Finish it"?
- Yup. I have no idea.
1812
01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:03,153
It has to do something with Nate.
1813
01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:05,860
Where would she go to finish
the relationship?
1814
01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:09,950
Oh, my God, yep.
Know where she's at. Let's go.
1815
01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:10,883
Oh, God.
1816
01:22:11,509 --> 01:22:12,344
God.
1817
01:22:12,469 --> 01:22:14,471
["Moon River" playing]
1818
01:22:15,388 --> 01:22:18,308
♪ Wider than a mile ♪
1819
01:22:19,851 --> 01:22:22,270
♪ I'm crossing you in style, ♪
1820
01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:24,105
♪ Someday... ♪
1821
01:22:31,529 --> 01:22:32,739
[Nate sighs]
1822
01:22:33,573 --> 01:22:35,742
[sniffles] Knew I'd find you here.
1823
01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:41,957
I fucked up, Jen.
1824
01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:44,209
Like, I really fucked up.
1825
01:22:45,418 --> 01:22:47,379
All right, we... have to try.
1826
01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:49,338
Like, I'll move,
1827
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,883
or we'll go back and forth or what...
1828
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,802
I don't know, but I know that we...
1829
01:22:53,885 --> 01:22:56,540
I can't just do this without you.
1830
01:22:56,554 --> 01:22:58,474
I know I said
we got to be our own people, but...
1831
01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:01,184
Shit, I'm not even a person without you.
1832
01:23:03,436 --> 01:23:06,481
Maybe this whole thing implodes,
nothing works,
1833
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,441
but at least we try.
1834
01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:14,656
- [Blair] Hey.
- [Erin] Jenny! Jenny baby!
1835
01:23:15,281 --> 01:23:16,825
Your ass is all the way out.
1836
01:23:16,908 --> 01:23:19,369
- [Blair] Hey.
- [Erin] Jen. Jenny.
1837
01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:21,454
- Hey.
- [Jenny] What?
1838
01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:24,290
Oh, my God.
We were so fucking worried, dude.
1839
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,877
Oh, my God. I'm so stupid.
1840
01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,801
Yeah, Washington Square Park?
Like, how the fuck did you not get robbed?
1841
01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:32,700
[sighs]
1842
01:23:32,132 --> 01:23:33,132
[Erin] You okay?
1843
01:23:33,633 --> 01:23:34,633
[quietly] I'm sad.
1844
01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,595
I'm just so sad.
1845
01:23:39,222 --> 01:23:42,170
Oh, but it's like the good sad, you know?
1846
01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:43,517
I, uh...
1847
01:23:45,103 --> 01:23:46,271
We loved each other.
1848
01:23:47,897 --> 01:23:49,650
We love... We...
1849
01:23:49,983 --> 01:23:52,663
We love each other. I mean,
'cause that shit doesn't go away, right?
1850
01:23:52,736 --> 01:23:54,195
- No.
- It's, uh...
1851
01:23:55,300 --> 01:23:56,300
[breathing deeply]
1852
01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:58,283
Wasn't just San Francisco.
1853
01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:02,245
We were all sorts of fucked up.
1854
01:24:04,497 --> 01:24:05,497
I think about...
1855
01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:08,835
us and him and New York City and...
1856
01:24:10,795 --> 01:24:12,898
how I thought if I could just
keep everything the same
1857
01:24:12,922 --> 01:24:14,758
then nothing would change, but...
1858
01:24:17,100 --> 01:24:18,470
Everything's changing.
1859
01:24:20,130 --> 01:24:21,413
[Blair] Did you get to talk to him?
1860
01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:24,184
No, I couldn't. I mean, I couldn't...
1861
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:28,104
[sighs] I saw him, but I don't know, I...
1862
01:24:30,857 --> 01:24:32,192
I guess, um...
1863
01:24:32,650 --> 01:24:35,528
Shit, I guess in that moment,
I was choosing myself.
1864
01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:36,862
[Erin chuckles]
1865
01:24:37,300 --> 01:24:38,531
'Cause it's like, it's not, um...
1866
01:24:39,657 --> 01:24:40,700
our journey anymore.
1867
01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:42,868
It's mine.
1868
01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:45,204
Fuck.
1869
01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:49,292
Oh, fuck, that's so weird.
That's so fucking weird.
1870
01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:51,169
- But kind of amazing, right?
- [Jenny] Yeah.
1871
01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:55,840
[sighing]
1872
01:24:57,425 --> 01:25:00,637
I am so scared to be without you two.
1873
01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:03,348
I don't know life without this.
1874
01:25:06,684 --> 01:25:08,103
We're scared too, okay?
1875
01:25:09,620 --> 01:25:10,730
But this isn't gonna change.
1876
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,982
We'll still be doing this.
1877
01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:15,151
Living in different cities
won't change that.
1878
01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:16,903
Aight? We'll still be FaceTiming
1879
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,364
- every morning.
- Right when I hit that pooper.
1880
01:25:19,447 --> 01:25:21,449
While you're on the motherfucking toilet.
1881
01:25:21,991 --> 01:25:23,511
- No.
- Why don't you ever join in that?
1882
01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:25,703
- I'm not gonna do that.
- It's a phenomenal activity.
1883
01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,413
I don't wanna see either of you shit.
1884
01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:29,124
[laughs]
1885
01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:31,584
I'm sorry. I love you both, but no.
1886
01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:33,440
I'm just like this. [whimpers]
1887
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:34,337
[laughing]
1888
01:25:34,462 --> 01:25:37,215
I'm really glad you guys pulled me out
of work today.
1889
01:25:37,507 --> 01:25:39,342
- You are?
- Today was amazing.
1890
01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:40,260
[Erin] It was epic.
1891
01:25:40,343 --> 01:25:41,343
An update.
1892
01:25:41,886 --> 01:25:44,264
I caught this bitch, on the sink,
1893
01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:46,432
having sex... with Matt.
1894
01:25:46,516 --> 01:25:47,516
Girl!
1895
01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:49,602
- Girl?
- [Erin laughs]
1896
01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:50,687
At the after-party.
1897
01:25:50,770 --> 01:25:53,690
But I also might have slept with him
when I went to get the wristbands.
1898
01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:57,276
I'm sorry.
1899
01:25:57,443 --> 01:25:59,195
- Was it good?
- Yes.
1900
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:03,283
Yes, it was so good, and that's the best...
worst part. Are you mad?
1901
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:04,325
Are you kidding?
1902
01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:06,119
[impersonates dance music]
1903
01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:07,703
Thrusting, thrusting.
1904
01:26:07,745 --> 01:26:09,247
You guys are coochie-cousins!
1905
01:26:09,330 --> 01:26:11,541
[screaming, laughing]
1906
01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:13,426
- I'm kinda jealous.
- [Jenny] You should be.
1907
01:26:13,459 --> 01:26:15,461
Oh! Also, update.
1908
01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:19,132
Before we went to the after-party,
we stopped by Leah's place.
1909
01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:20,383
Y'all did so much.
1910
01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:21,861
- It was a lot of time.
- And Erin...
1911
01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:23,887
basically Say Anything'd her.
1912
01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:26,347
- Boombox?
- No boombox.
1913
01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:27,431
But...
1914
01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,142
we did say "I love you."
1915
01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:37,250
- [Jenny] Oh, that's my boo.
- Yes.
1916
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:38,460
- You did that?
- You guys...
1917
01:26:38,484 --> 01:26:39,903
[Blair] I'm so proud of us.
1918
01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:42,447
Oh, so much.
1919
01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:44,449
- Yeah.
- Ah. So good.
1920
01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:46,701
- So grown.
- Yeah, real grown.
1921
01:26:46,784 --> 01:26:49,996
There was a point, many points...
tonight was long...
1922
01:26:50,790 --> 01:26:52,582
where I was like, "All I want to do
is go to Leah's
1923
01:26:52,665 --> 01:26:54,500
and watch that murder doc on Netflix."
1924
01:26:54,584 --> 01:26:57,212
Okay, so you have to go online afterwards
and get the articles,
1925
01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:59,565
because there's so much
they don't tell you in the series.
1926
01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:02,717
- Yeah, you said that before.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the real deal.
1927
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:06,137
Okay. That girl is 12. We need to go.
1928
01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:08,598
- She's a baby.
- It's too much. We did it.
1929
01:27:08,681 --> 01:27:10,534
- [Jenny] Yep, it's done.
- [Blair] You're good.
1930
01:27:10,558 --> 01:27:13,645
We done did it. We done did it, y'all.
1931
01:27:13,728 --> 01:27:14,938
[Blair laughs] We did.
1932
01:27:15,210 --> 01:27:16,105
[Jenny] Hold up.
1933
01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,441
- Oh.
- Oh, shit.
1934
01:27:18,524 --> 01:27:20,568
- Yep, can somebody take me home?
- [Erin] Mm-hmm.
1935
01:27:21,277 --> 01:27:23,279
Yay! [laughs]
1936
01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,448
- [Blair] Oh, my God.
- [Jenny] All better!
1937
01:27:25,531 --> 01:27:26,824
[Erin laughs]
1938
01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:29,202
- [Jenny] Oh. I'm hungry.
- [Blair] Again?
1939
01:27:29,285 --> 01:27:32,372
[Jenny] Where did this
rain come from, though?
1940
01:27:32,455 --> 01:27:36,420
- It's super aggressive, it's strange.
- [Blair] Kinda like our night.
1941
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,127
[Jenny] I feel like I gotta stop.
1942
01:27:38,211 --> 01:27:39,879
I gotta just keep facing outwards.
1943
01:27:39,963 --> 01:27:42,757
- [Erin] I think I got gum in my purse.
- [Blair] Can we get tacos?
1944
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,676
[together] Yeah!
1945
01:27:45,134 --> 01:27:47,136
["Call on Me" playing]
1946
01:27:47,428 --> 01:27:48,972
♪ We'll say a little prayer ♪
1947
01:27:49,722 --> 01:27:53,601
♪ But, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If the answer isn't fair ♪
1948
01:27:53,726 --> 01:27:58,356
♪ You know you can call on me
When you need somebody ♪
1949
01:27:58,439 --> 01:28:01,670
♪ You know you can call on me ♪
1950
01:28:01,150 --> 01:28:03,903
♪ When you can't stop the tears
From falling down ♪
1951
01:28:11,995 --> 01:28:16,457
♪ You know you can call on me
Call on me, darling ♪
1952
01:28:16,749 --> 01:28:21,671
♪ You know you can call on me
You can't stop the tears from falling ♪
1953
01:28:21,796 --> 01:28:22,922
♪ Down ♪
1954
01:28:40,356 --> 01:28:43,818
♪ When you're weary
And the road is dark ♪
1955
01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:48,906
♪ And I'll guide you
With the beating of my heart ♪
1956
01:28:49,365 --> 01:28:53,870
♪ And if the cavalry
And the help don't come ♪
1957
01:28:54,245 --> 01:28:57,832
♪ Well, then we'll find a way
To dodge a smoking gun ♪
1958
01:28:58,374 --> 01:29:02,337
♪ 'Cause, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
We'll say a little prayer ♪
1959
01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:06,632
♪ But, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If the answer isn't fair ♪
1960
01:29:06,716 --> 01:29:11,304
♪ You know you can call on me
When you need somebody ♪
1961
01:29:11,429 --> 01:29:14,980
♪ You know you can call on me ♪
1962
01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:17,352
♪ When you can't stop the tears from
Falling down ♪
1963
01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:29,781
♪ You know you can call on me
Call on me, darling ♪
1964
01:29:29,947 --> 01:29:32,617
♪ You know you can call on me
1965
01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:35,370
♪ You can't stop the tears
From falling down ♪
1966
01:29:53,179 --> 01:29:55,473
♪ When you're,
You need someone ♪
1967
01:29:55,556 --> 01:29:57,725
♪ You need somebody to cling to ♪
1968
01:29:58,590 --> 01:30:00,353
♪ When you're,
You need someone ♪
1969
01:30:00,436 --> 01:30:02,605
♪ You need somebody to dry your tears ♪
1970
01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:04,899
♪ When you're,
You need someone ♪
1971
01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:06,984
♪ You need somebody to cling to ♪
1972
01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:10,446
♪ Call on me, call on me ♪
1973
01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:12,615
♪ Call on me ♪
1974
01:30:12,990 --> 01:30:14,534
♪ Just call on me ♪
1975
01:30:15,493 --> 01:30:16,911
♪ Call on me ♪
1976
01:30:17,453 --> 01:30:18,913
♪ Just call on me ♪
1977
01:30:19,997 --> 01:30:21,707
♪ Call on me ♪
1978
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,584
♪ Just call on me ♪
1979
01:30:24,585 --> 01:30:25,962
♪ Call on me ♪
1980
01:30:26,629 --> 01:30:28,470
♪ Just call on me ♪
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