Original subtitles

Ladies and gentlemen, from the picture,

you can tell easily that

she is my dream lover

to impress her, I'd take this chance

I'll show her some of my martial arts

she is not touched!

Come back!

No girls...

will refuse such things

I've told you for 28 years!

You can't fall for that girl

Who are you?

Why do you stop me from dreaming?

I don't want to see you!

Ok! I'll send you back to your world!

Shut up!

The same dream? You've dreamt it for 28 years!

Yes. but I don't know why...

I think the girl is fond of you,

otherwise she won't come to your dream every night

I think so. but she'll leave soon

look at you! my god-father!

It's you don't dress well,

I do want to leave you! You know?

To keep you and my dream lover to stay with me

I'll change!

What'll we practice today?

Make it abc!

Ab...

c!

Smart boy!

The alarm!

What's the matter?

Go and search for it

ok!

You've mistaken it!

Sorry! sorry!

Ready?

Yes!

Change position!

Jump!

Your turn!

Come on!

Your turn!

Your turn!

I'm coming!

I'll go and have a look

this is so dark!

Can you see anything?

Yes I do!

What have you seen?

Oh! there's something!

Forget it!

Just take it easy!

What?

Turn on the light

What?

What is it?

Look!

I think, doctor must have done something wrong

It's not, he would not have scared us

let's wait for his appearance

come out!

I know you are here!

Just tell us what's in your mind!

What you've done wrong

I'm your god-son, I'll give you face

Well, don't beat me, ok?

Ok!

I'm sorry! I did something wrong!

What is it?

Just go ahead

I...

come on!

I lost 5 cents yesterday in the market

You!?

Go to hell!

How can you lose 5 cents!

Damn it!

Do you know it's your fault?

Yes, I do...

It's you can't find it back

I'll teach you good lessons until you get it back

shit! let's go!

I've got it back!

My turn now!

Come and eat breakfast!

Yours...

Why don't you eat?

You've taken revenge, haven't you?

Are you kidding?

Although we misunderstood you,

you know I'm growing!

It's not enough for me to eat such a small egg

this is not for your breakfast but for our experiment!

What?

Kidding?

For experiment?

I tell you, if it is successful

It'll be enough for few meals of yours

I won't believe it

so am I!

Don't you?

I'll show you now!

This is my newest invention

It's microscope!

Yes, it is

but it's not a common one

I've taken long time to design it, it is...

ridiculous!

It's a super microscope made by me!

Touch this button,

put it above an object

all will be changed, see!

See!

It's microscope!

Yes

look!

I'm successful!

It's enough for any kind of growth!

He really makes it!

But what a pity that we can't take other food for few days

I don't feel I'm full!

What? let me help you with your new invention

here is an attractive advertisement

part time job!

To earn over 10 millions!

We're going to be rich

this is the scroll...

which recorded all legends of the world

this is the sutra of lama

so is it

this is special

What is it?

This is the sutra of lama too

shit!

How about this?

It's great!

This is the treasure we are going to find out

this is the virgin's mountain

from the scroll, it's stated that...

the virgin's Ice is hidden

It's we can get the virgin's Ice

We can change it for big money...

from the evil's palace

It's we breathe in the "essence air",

we can live forever

Wait!

What's the matter?

Our stuff maybe stolen if we are leaving

if we can't get the ice

then,

we'll suffer double loss!

Right?

That is

so you agree?

Don't worry!

My new invention...

two to one vision obstruction liquid

With its help, it'll be fine!

What is it?

Two to one...

It makes things invisible, got it?

Got you!

Do your work!

It's fixed!

What's wrong?

Let's go!

The liquid is really great!

How about the money? destroyed?

I've solution to make it visible!

Let's go!

Hey Tim!

This way!

This way!

I'm coming!

Hurry up!

We won't wait for you!

Wait for me!

Doctor, isn't it here?

It's stated that, below the virgin's mountain, there is a life terminal

Yes! It's right!

Let me have a look

It's stated that there is a calabash and

a word "bar" next to it

It's the location stated!

Let's go!

Ok!

No, there is a plane flying towards us!

We can't take this way!

No! someone is coming

how about this side?

No!

There are motor cycles!

Great! a car is drinking water

What so funny? There is a horse drinking oil

It's real! We'd find another exit

Why?

There is car!

May I know your name?

Ruby!

What song would you like?

I want to hear "dream lover"

for you dream lover?

But he is not existing!

Am I silly?

Silly or not, it's of no difference now!

Why is he not existing?

Because he is my dream lover!

So he is not existing in my world

about your dream lover,

is he having...

any visible figure?

Sure!

He is as strong as...

arnold schewazeniger

he's having a baby face as michael fox

he is as tall as richard gere

he is as charm as tom cruise

I love his roman nose most

What a perfect match! I think it's hard to find one in this world

that's right!

So you've to make more dreams

I know I can only see him in my dream

miss ruby, what are you doing?

Doctor, how can we get up? It's too high

I think there won't be any car

this is something white in front, what is it?

What's the matter?

Nothing! I've just scared it away!

Let's go up!

Is it the correct exit?

It's written in the scroll!

Wait for me!

Damn it!

They just sneak away after peeping my bath!

Try my super scissors legs! go to hell!

What is it?

It disappears soon!

I've seen something flying towards me!

Me too!

Maybe it's ghost! let's go!

I've to worship god when we go back

let's go!

I'm coming!

How are you? miss ruby?

I'm fine, I think I've just seen my dream lover

but he is a little bit short

don't be that selective! It's a rare chance

You're right! I've to make use of this chance

don't get angry

It'll harm your health

don't be that angry,

it'll harm your health

don't be that angry!

Don't be that angry!

Someone is stealing!

Where?

Wait for me! don't go that fast!

Stop it!

Are you new?

Do you know your job?

That means you don't know

look! all the men want...

to get the virgin's Ice

haven't you told her?

I'll let you tell her

no one can...

return safely

Why?

It's simple! It's impossible for them to get to the virgin's mountain

and any of them can get the ice before sunset

therefore,

why not take their money?

Or, their money will just stay in the mountain with their skeleton!

That means cheating?

Cheating?

No! It's technique

should I seduce them?

Here is the life terminal

that means the men will go to heaven tomorrow

just take it as beneficence

and, leave the man...

with roman nose to me

such cool feeling,

I can get from him only

I love your roman nose

I hate others mentioning my roman nose

You deserve it!

Serve you right!

No one is capable of being our opponent

I think even they can get to the top,

they still can't have the ice

Why don't we rob their money?

No! We can't use this way

no! then we can steal

no way!

That's a very filthy behavior

Why not! anyway

they won't be able to come back alive after tomorrow

I want to help them...

to keep their money

good deed! good deed!

Good deed! good deed!

Stephen chow sing-chi?

No, I am...

Tim chow ha-chi!

What are you laughing?

Chow did the same

I've mistaken it!

I don't want to play this, but...

guessing game!

Ok, let's bet a million

deal!

We don't have so much money to bet

sure win!

Sure win?

Deal!

Get ready!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

7, 8, 9

how poor are you? You're so slow!

Do you have money to pay?

What did you cover?

It's a nine

are you sure it's a nine

Yes!

Sure?

Yes!

Open it!

It's not nine, but there is a line!

Bingo!

She lost!

Bingo! I've make it!

I always win!

You mean giving me money?

So, I can hire somebody to carry me

instead of walking up to the virgin's mountain

let's see who plays first

sure

I want head

ok

It's head, lady first

sorry, me first

after you

make the bet $500,000 for it

I don't think no one wants to play with me anymore

You're wrong! I want to play with you

hi

To make me scream, to make my heart beats

It's your name!

To make me scream...

the angel of the corrupt age?

May I know your name?

I was called davis in the past

now, I'm called hungary

head or tail?

Head

I want tail

What a strange smell?

It's fixed!

Sorry, it's mine

never mind

tail, me first

sir, are you martial-artist?

Don't be nosy!

Where is the ball?

What?

Sorry!

Change it!

How can it be?

That's too powerful!

I see! I see!

Watch out!

Don't get angry, it'll harm your health

don't get angry, it'll harm your health

now, there are 25 marks left on the table

It's I get that ball, I'll win

shit! What to do then?

I've got any idea

super microscope!

It's fixed!

How lucky are you!

Thanks!

What is it?

Nothing!

Super microscope

he's smart!

This is quite difficult

bravo...

I think you'll lose that $500,000

thank you!

What?

You'll lose that $500,000

but if you don't have money,

I'll take you in return!

Stop dreaming!

Watch out! don't miss it

I won't let you hit it

I prefer eating it

are you kidding?

Give the ball back to me

give it now!

How bad you are!

Super microscope!

Are we going too far?

My turn!

The ball is broken!

Change it!

Get lost!

Can you stand it?

I think I should use my own cue

I've fixed up all the pockets!

Thank you!

Hold it!

You mean it?

Cut the crap!

Come on!

Tim, it's your turn!

The chinese kid is really great!

We win at last!

My god!

Arrest them!

Go!

It's dead end!

You can't go!

Why?

Because you are my dream lover

many people love to use such excuse!

You are great!

Your dream lover is not me

It's should be michael fox

You are my dream lover!

Should I listen to you?

Arrest him!

Go!

Admit it, or we can't escape!

Admit it!

Ok!

Since we'd use this trick,

I've to reveal my heart by writing a letter with my blood

hold it!

What have you done?

I help you to increase your speed

really?

You can go now!

Isn't it that kind of you?

But be careful!

Come back!

What's it?

Forget it, let's go for the Ice

let's go for the dream

go!

See you!

I'll wait for you

I can stand any more!

You are useless!

Let us help you

thank you!

You are welcome!

Cause you are old!

We are young, so we'd help

What flavour is your food?

Banana, what's yours?

Mine has a flavour of durian

really? let me try

great!

Isn't it right?

It's true!

Mixed fruit punch?!

It's tasteless!

How can you believe such nonsense!

What was it in the past?

It was a river

now it's frozen

a helicopter!

Someone wants to take our picture?

No!

They know we'll be successful in getting the Ice

so they are shooting the process for a tv special

are you kidding?

I am serious!

My god!

Many people will know me! I'll be busy!

According to the scroll

after this river,

we'll reach a narrow valley

lsn't it?

Be careful

Watch out! beware of slippery

forget it

be careful!

After the valley, then comes a cliff

be careful of slippery!

Why didn't you warn me earlier?

What you've said, we all went through

What's next?

There is a slope ahead

after it, there is a slight slope too

just slide down

that is!

Let's go!

The slope is just in front

go down!

Come on!

It's rather steep!

Isn't it a slight slope?

How long will it take?

According to the scroll,

it'll take over an hour

kidding?

You've said we'd soon get there!

I don't know!

How far will it take?

You liar!

It's the scroll...

which misleads me!

It's cold!

Watch out for your head!

Where are you going?

I'll have a look!

Be careful!

Kids always love speed!

Let's go to help!

Ok! come on!

Follow me!

Where has he gone?

Who is he? he looks familiar to us

I think it's Tim, naked Tim!

Put on the clothes!

Damn it!

How dare you undress me?

I just want to help!

Yes

What time is it?

11 o'clock. It's dark!

It seems to be dangerous!

Let's leave here now!

What?

The scroll stated that

we'd get here by 11 o'clock!

Really?

It's true! let's go!

Watch out!

Doctor

shall we come tomorrow?

Do you want to get rich?

You can come yourself tomorrow

god-father!

Ching Yan...

are you fine?

How are you?

Forget about me! You'd better leave now

don't panic

I'll ask for help

no, I want to stay here to accompany him

Well, you can stay here

no! I want to go with you to seek help

so, let's go, quick!

I feel like staying in my dream!

Shit!

I can't see!

It is getting dark

can I stand it?

Ching Yan!

You can't sleep! get up!

My god! he falls asleep!

He'll be dead if he can't wake up!

I've to enter his dream!

Ching Yan, get up now!

Ching Yan!

Get up!

I'm in danger! get up!

I'm in danger! get up!

He wakes up!

Madam...

don't come over

Your majesty, I've checked that

3 men have taken the virgin's Ice

that's good!

What'll we do now?

You stupid ass!

When they come down, rob their Ice

Yes!

It's you can't rob it

all of you should die!

Yes sir

We'll get it

to give you the "essence air"

long life to Your majesty!

Ching Yan!

Answer me!

Where are you?

He left the shoes!

You dumb bell!

He is covered by the snow! Go and save him!

Don't go that fast! Wait for me!

I've to catch you up

are you fine?

God-father, are you ok?

Ching Yan

god-father!

Are you fine?

Are you alright?

Are you ok?

My god! he means yes by nodding his head

look the way you're hitting him!

You idiot!

Are you alright?

I'm fine!

You are great!

Sure

What did you say?

The virgin's Ice?

Where is it?

The virgin Ice!

That is!

That's it! take me over there!

It's beautiful!

Isn't it the virgin's Ice?

Sure it is!

We'll be rich then!

It's we sell it to the king of evil, we'll get 10 millions

I've got another idea

I want to do our own business!

Melt it and mix it with water, sell it to those rich old man

to give them ever lasting life! Then we'll get more from it, right?

Good idea!

Sure

bravo! excellent idea!

I'm sorry!

You can't sell it!

Why not?

You can't sell it!

Why?

It can help me to search for my dream lover

Who is going to sell it, I'll kill him

don't!

Shit! he's got crazy!

Let's prepared ourselves to cheat him, ok?

For your dream

for your lover

for our friendship

We prefer supporting you...

to the money!

What a real friend!

Fantastic!

The three on the ice, you're surrounded!

Drop the Ice,

or you'll be killed!

What's it?

Drop the Ice

go!

Drop the Ice

You can't rob our Ice! let's go!

Drop it!

They've no time to listen!

Let's go to the forest!

They all hear it!

Stop...

I shouted so loud that,

would they chase after us to the forest?

I don't think so!

Let's go!

Keep your balance!

Doctor!

Don't go!

Are you giving order?

You are nosy!

Don't go!

Take care of god father!

Come up!

Come up if you've guts

quick Whirl-wind

come on!

What are you doing? scaring me?

It's ghost-shadow fists!

You want to kill me?

I will treat you the super microscope!

Super microscope!

Sing long fists!

Super fists!

Where is my Ice?

Ching Yan, they robbed the Ice!

Give me the Ice

You'd better leave first!

Don't come over!

Drop it

drop it

damn it!

Increase the speed

that is a fake one made by doctor!

Come down!

Do you mean it?

Yes, he is waiting us in the plane, hurry up!

Let's go now!

Let's go!

Where is the Ice? did doctor take it?

He did

Where is it?

How do I know?

I make it invisible!

Thank you

lsn't it an ordinary ice,

or it contains the secret of my dream lover?

Please tell me!

Please tell me!

Ching Yan

Is the Ice touched by my sincerity?

This way!

It's your door which is touched by me

When you left me last time,

you left a love letter

I was touched after reading it

I didn't send you any love letter

What do you want to do here?

Do? I haven't done anything!

You want me to do that?

Why did you turn off the light?

I feel shy!

Me too

no one can see it

It's so dark! We can do nothing!

Where is he going?

Sorry!

Don't go! don't hide up!

You can't find me in darkness

come down!

Miss!

I won't surrender!

You are too hard-hearted!

Miss!

I treat you so good,

I can't imagine you are so cool to me

I can't imagine I don't want to leave this room

Why do you want me to leave?

I can't imagine that I am willing to leave this room

so many things that are unexpected

ruby is right!

So many things are unexpected in this world

to get this virgin's Ice

It's out of my expectation

but about madam,

about my love to you,

can you even feel a little bit of it?

It's pointless! It's not reasonable!

Want a riot?

I am not ruby

Your virgin's Ice,

it is now in the life terminal

I can live forever!

I will be beautiful!

Let's go!

It's ching Yan!

God-father!

Forget about me!

Doctor, take it

What happened?

What a mess is it?

Who are you? how dare you come?

Don't get mad

go, hurry up!

Tim, go!

What shall we do now?

It's you don't want to die, drop the ice

shall we listen to him?

Why don't you ask for my opinion in other matters?

Since he is not paying attention to us, make it invisible first

I will block their way

don't let them go

Tim, open the door, quick!

It can't help, turn back!

Shit, I am caught by them

ching Yan, save me!

Hold it

let them go!

Damn it!

Let them go!

Give me the Ice, then I will let them go!

Damn!

Damn!

Shit!

No big deal! I have fixed them up!

The Ice is robbed by them

Yes! Yes!

Give me back the Ice!

I have got the Ice now, you are useless to me then

go to hell!

Are you fine?

I am alright

You are useless!

Try the gastric juice of mine!

I suck!

Be careful!

Ching Yan, save us!

Doctor!

It's hot!

I want to burn you to death!

No way!

Hold on!

Use some force!

Doctor, madam appears!

Ching Yan

help me...

the virgin's Ice?

Give me the "essence air"!

I won't give it to a cruel monster like you!

No! I will kill you one by one

take ching Yan away, hurry up!

It's you don't give me the "essence air", I will take it myself

eat this, god-father

how are you?

The medicine isn't that good to him

do you have another type?

Another type?

Hurry up

Yes, I have some others

just try this

I don't want it

here it is

come on, take this

eat it, it's gyrophora

It's useless

come on, take this

save it when it is needed

I know it's useless, but it can last for a short time

doctor is great,

he will save you

I am useless, I have no idea

You always have many inventions!

Now, you have not even one solution!

I won't care!

It's you can't think out any method, he will die

think out some ways!

Tim, man will die anyway

I am older than you,

I will die before you

I am even older, why don't I die before you?

Buy, anyway...

It's me who is nosy, it's me who is greedy for money

It's not,

we would not go for the Ice

You would not have met your dream lover

You would not die

don't cry!

In this world,

how many people can fine his dream...

before his death?

Luckily, I am one of them

I am too happy!

I want to thank you

don't die!

I miss you most

I miss you two!

Tim, after my death

You should take care of yourself. got it

do you remember the morning exercise?

No!

I won't remember if you are not with me

You can't do that

I will teach you once more

follow me

hold me, come on

are you ready?

Yes

You are getting smarter and smarter

doctor, I feel regret for one thing

Tim and I haven't taken any picture together

can you take a picture for us?

Please! come on

ready?

Let me take a look!

Let me take a look!

Why? Why?

Get up, god-father!

Get up, don't leave us!

God-father...

It's your fault!

Give me back my god-father!

Stay calm, your god-father has just passed away!

Since he is dead, I want to accompany him

I have sent him the "essence air"

You mean the air...

which the king of evil wants by all means?

Yes, he will soon recover

so you can stay with god-father forever!

Forever?

The essence air means my life

I will die soon

madam!

It's ching Yan knows it, he will be very upset

When he wakes up, he is protected by the essence air,

nothing can harm him

but he can't defeat the king of evil, don't let him go

how are you?

Don't let him see me!

All because of "love"

madam...

Where is doctor?

Doctor, Tim!

Doctor, Tim!

I know you are here!

Come out! come out!

Don't you want to come out?

I will wait you here

I will wait till you come out!

Until you tell me...

where my madam is

We won't have food!

It's you don't tell me where madam is,

I won't let you sleep, I won't let you eat!

Come out!

I am hungry!

Surrender!

We can't compete with the power of love!

No!

Well, tell me where madam is

then I will let you eat!

You want woman? I can find you some!

Tell me!

Ching Yan, take it easy!

It's just a dream!

For your dream, for your madam,

you have nearly lost your life!

Your madam have made us in a mess too!

Do you agree?

Yes...

suicide?

It's you don't tell me where she is,

I prefer dying in front of you

You will regret it

she may be inside

pal, although the truth may hurt you,

listen to me, stop seeking your dream

thank you

get lost!

Pal, although the truth may hurt you,

listen to me, stop seeking your dream

get lost!

Pal, although the truth may hurt you,

listen to me, stop seeking your dream

get lost,

pal, although the truth may hurt you,

listen to me, stop seeking your dream

get lost!

Madam

go now, she won't see you

Why?

What happened?

Tell me please

Where is she?

It's you see her again, you may not love her anymore

no

No matter how she is changed,

no matter what has happened,

I love her, this is the truth

come in

granny, look

these are the information about my dreams

from the day I was born

every night, I see madam in my dream

We grew up together

We went to school together

We love each other

We fall deeply for each other

till we get marry, I swear!

Even she is 80 years old

I still love her

I think you understand my heart!

You are madam

madam!

Do you still love me?

Marry me!

I am really touched!

I was wrong to tell the king of evil where the virgin's Ice was

but, this time,

I am so generous to send them present for their wedding,

I think ching Yan will forgive me

they captured madam!

Ching Yan!

After the swim,

I feel better now

really?

Kidding! Why they need such a big fire for barbecue?

No! god-father is on fire!

What? our ship is on fire!

God-father!

Ching Yan!

Ching Yan!

God-father!

Let me go in!

Don't! You will be burnt!

Ching Yan, where are you?

Ching Yan, don't die! don't leave us!

What are you doing?

I am sleeping!

Why did you wake me up?

The ship exploded!

You were burning!

What?

Why didn't I hurt?

Madam!

I wonder what madam told us was true

let's try

fine!

Madam... how are you?

How can I face others?

My face is ruined!

No matter how you changed,

I still love you

my god, my face is ruined!

Let me have a look!

Who are you?

I am ruby

Why did you pretend to be madam?

I just want...

cut the crap, let me cure your face first

can you?

Sure!

Let me try

he is not hurt!

He is fine!

What are you doing?

Nothing, just practice kung-fu

ching Yan!

Madam is caught by the king of evil

kill me!

It's he knows the "essence air" is kept with you,

he will tempt you to save madam

It's dangerous for you to go alone

I don't care, I just want to save madam

I hope you can help me

guard the exit of the evil's palace, don't let anyone go out

You should take care

I don't care who you are

It's you don't hand me my madam

I want you to die terribly

You do have guts!

Give the "essence air" back to me

give me back my wife, and I will let you go

come to the horrible valley with me if you have guts

damn it!

Madam!

Madam...

madam...

Wait for me, madam

doctor, kiss him!

God-father, give madam the essence air

ching Yan!

Madam!

It's not long enough, longer!

Save madam, quick!

Ching Yan!

Help me!

Bravo, the king of evil is killed!

Bravo!

Ching Yan!

Go now, he will soon explode!

Ching Yan!

How are you? answer me please!

Ching Yan!

I am still alive!

Before I meet madam,

I won't die!

You are the same as you are in my dream

It's not necessary for you to do so!

Do you know?

There is a butterfly,

it can live only 24 hours, it is born in the morning, and die at night

It lives for finding its better half,

understand?

I am willing to do so

god-father...

ching Yan!

I saved him

he saved me too

the essence air is enough for one person only

how can we share it?

What shall I do?

Give him to me

from that day onwards

We have never seen them

because she sent ching Yan...

to the coldest place of the world

to keep his life

do you know where are they?

An adventurer did see a couple near the cliff in the south pole,

I think they are the couple mentioned