Original subtitles

Dear ghosts

we are burning some paper money for your use

please spend as you wish

I've seen all kinds of people

but never any men

so bothersome as you

I am bothersome?

Today is half past the seventh moon

that's why I'm burning some paper money for the spirits

It's difficult without money as human beings

being a destitute ghost is even worse

One of these is 50 million

the sum of all these will be more than

the assets of Wang Wing Hing

I'd rather be a ghost

Don't be impatient, you'll be one soon

We've been ordered to look into a case at Hang Hau

The gate is opened

A horde of horses charge out

Number 3 Hercules is leading

by half a horse's head

Number 3 Hercules is leading

Come on, faster

He must win

Faster, I must win this time

Number 6 is in the third place

Hercules is in the fourth place

Damn, this horse has no staying power

I might as well jump to my death

You always say that

why are you still alive?

There's nothing else here, let's go

According to the sergeant

what you don't see doesn't mean there is nothing

Shut your mouth, okay?

Quick, my daughter is expecting me home for dinner

Don't pretend. You actually want to see your girlfriend

None of your damn business!

I'm going if you're not, you can go back on foot

It's just a few streets ahead

What's the matter?

Police...Don't move

Don't move

You still run?

Stop

Don't move

If you do

I'll shoot you in the head

You are bold

You old fool

You stink

This is my presence

you smell it before you see me

Be nimble

Yes

No, if there is really evidence in the warehouse

could he handle it alone?

I'd better go back and see

Ah Biu...

"Cheung Biu"

Ceausescu

Marcos

Am I dead already?

Gambler Cop Can't Repay High lnterest Debt

and Commits Suicide

This is not correct

I was killed while investigating a drug syndicate

Do you know who killed you?

I didn't see his face

Then do you admit to suicide?

No

Then the cause of death is unknown

Sir

Can I return to mortal world to investigate it?

This ain't an inn where you come & go as you please

Sir, we are both civil servants

can you give me a break?

A break? That'll depend whether you play by the rules

Rules?

Will this do?

Yes

I'm going

There are two things which you must remember

He who has such a birth mark will be your saviour

If it's like this, it'll be your doom

Also, this is a personal gift

What is it for?

There're charms and spells which would be useful to you

How do I find my saviour?

You're a police, naturally you go to the police station

The police station?

Sit tight, which room?

Number one

Number one

Number two

Number three

Let's play a game

Give me the cards

If you guess correctly you win

Watch closely

Again

The officer is here

You're good

But it's useless, let me distribute

Number one

Number two

Number three

No

Come in, don't be afraid

Go over there...

Take off your pants

Quicker

Wait

What are you doing?

Taking cover

Will this do?

Yes...

I can see

But they can't see

Turn around

This kid is my saviour

Bend down

What for?

I'm giving you an in-depth check, bend over

In-depth check up

Quick

Bend down

My saviour, who knows who is saving who?

Don't

I'm giving you an in-depth check, bend over

Bend down

Miss, you'd better co-operate with us

Am I not doing that already?

Who asked you to sit on the table?

What do you mean by that?

Stop playing the fool you bitch

Who's playing the fool?

You asked me to sit here

You dare answer back?

Do I dare?

You still deny it?

You're sick! Only you dare do this

Do I dare?

Good morning

Sir

Sir

Sorry to disturb you, how are you?

Anybody home?

Sorry

It's you?

Yes

Who are you?

Officer 1 997 reporting

How come headquarters has sent such a person here?

What are you doing?

Your dad is calling you

Damn you

He got tangled with loansharks for his gambling habits

and was forced to jump to his death, it's your dad

Sorry

Stop grumbling and come with me

What are we doing here?

What do you think?

Good

Sir, having a pee?

What do you think?

Lift your foot

What?

Move your foot

What are you doing, madam?

This is a Men's toilet, what are you doing here?

You ask me that?

I've swept this floor for over 1 0 years

did you think I was here for a tour?

I have seen them all, all sizes

What a shame

You insult me?

Sir, don't bother with her

If she gets mad, you'll be in trouble

Who is she?

An old virgin. One of the few left

If you cross her...

our whole precinct will be in trouble

Can you do it?

324, 325, 326, 32...

327, 328, 329, 330, 33...

Great Beauty

300...how much have I counted

332

Thank you

332

None of your business, close the door

What are you two doing here?

Nothing, we brought him to get his gun

Come here

Your number?

1 997

Sign here

You are new here

so I'll give you a simple assignment

I've already asked 2 female cops to be

undercover cops in a massage parlour

Contact them

When the time is ripe, reveal your true identity

then wipe them out, it's simple

Simple?

Of course, would I give you complicated tasks?

Who are the undercover cops?

They are wearing fish net stockings

When you get there

just say the code word for the mission

they'll make contact

What's the code word?

"From Now On" (Vietnamese)

And you?

I'll oversee the whole operation here

and give you back-up any time

That's all, go quickly

Have a nap first

Boss, looking for a girl?

This way

Can you...

All our girls are first class

Take your time

Thanks

You needn't look elsewhere if you can't find your pick

C'mon, make a choice

I'd like to look at their legs first

How they look is not important...

A woman should have beautiful legs

Yes...

Come...girls, pull up your skirt

Let him see...higher

How about it?

Not bad

Which one do you have in mind?

All of them

All?

Is that not possible?

Sure...get up...have fun

Go on

Don't be so impatient

Six at a time, really crazy

What's the matter with you? Taking so long

These fish nets are making me itch like crazy

How come they're gone?

Isn't this better?

The one who contacted us

wouldn't be mistaken

Wait...don't be so rash

Wait...Iisten to one very important thing

"From Now On" (Vietnamese)

From now on,

a new policy applies to the Vietnam illegal immigrants

Any boat load of people coming to Hong Kong

because of economic difficulty

will be treated as illegal immigrants

Great...

But you still haven't understood what I mean

We understand, we're from Vietnam

Sorry, I'm in the wrong place

Sorry

Boss, don't be angry

Take a look and be off

That's right

Bastard, what do you want?

Actually I am a university student

doing a survey

About...prostitutes

Student? Which faculty?

Hairy faculty?

Hairy faculty

Yin Yang Hairy faculty

which is...

You'll understand, goodbye

Where's your student lD?

It's not a personal lD card

so I don't need to carry it all the time

Haven't you heard?

Student? We're the real students

This is a student's lD card

Yes? What faculty are you from?

Social science, and moonlighting with the underworld

You are doing part-time

How admirable, keep at it

You dare fornicate a policeman?

Policeman? You dare play tricks on me? Bring them over

Come on, fatty

You have guts to mess in my territory

"From Now On" (Vietnamese)

Why are you so late?

It's not too late

Kneel down, I am a policeman

Why play with a gun? You're studying

Don't you know it's dangerous?

Give it to me, you're a good boy

Stop

I said stop, want to kill me?

Bastard, I tell you

I don't want to smash your head now

I'll smash your lips

So dirty

Blow his head

You're so easily scared

If it were real wouldn't you piss in your pants?

Help

Stop fooling...

What a bastard!

Don't...

What's the matter?

Is it fixed?

Yes

Naughty cat, leaving your shit on the altar?

What a foul smell

Sorry, grand master

your humble servant invokes

your grace to show forth your power

Long arms and legs, everything is possible

Bastard

see if you can still run

Sorry, your grace, our home is too dirty

Damn, rotten luck with women

That's bad

Ah Yuk, don't go yet

Dad, what's the matter?

Your appearance shows you're under an inauspicious star

you must be careful with men

Why?

For fear of bad karma

Dad, what have you done this time?

Never mind, just be careful

Alright, don't worry

I'm going, 'bye

Come back early

Okay

My fault, I have fooled around with others' daughters

now my own daughter has grown up

I hope nothing bad will happen to her

Going out?

Wearing such a long skirt!

What a mess!

Looks like a kennel

How could anyone live here?

You again?

Why give me this dead man's hole?

Don't push too far

Fire squad...no, police

Real smart

You can...talk

Police, no. 1 997

It's best you don't say anything

You have the right to remain silent

what you say may be used against you in a court of law

Where is the door?

Thanks

I turn around

I'm exhausted, I'll walk slowly

I must be day dreaming

I am sick, mentally ill

I must be mentally ill

Stop it

I say I quit. I want to go home

You can't escape

I'll do it all over again

I said you can't escape, you asked for it

Now you believe me?

Yes

What's so funny?

I am scared

Weren't you frightened just now?

I am like that

Don't boss around, just say what you want

Alright, I'll tell you

I have good and bad fortune

There's a birthmark on your bottom

so you're my saviour

The bad fortune hasn't been found yet

Why am I so unfortunate to have to be your saviour

How'd I know? It's been ordered as such by the heavens

Don't, I beg you

I don't know you, leave me alone

It is not I who wants to mess with you

The heavens are playing with us

You thought you were great

and could fight 9 people in the massage parlour

Do you think you could use one breath

to lift that girl's skirt?

So it's you

It's me, let us do like that

I can help you get that girl

And you help me, how about it?

I can't

You won't?

I can't

You really won't?

Forget it

Alright, wait and see

Ghost

Sir

Nothing

What a nut

Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes

Then have you seen one?

No

I don't know if ghosts are good

If you help him, you'll be wealthy

Really?

Yes

If not?

Then you'll be in trouble

In trouble?

What's the matter? You've seen a ghost?

You're really in trouble

No, I'm fine, I'm under my lucky star

I have never been in trouble all my life

Right

What are you doing?

I stepped on a nail

Iuckily it has not gone through flesh; isn't too bad

Isn't bad?

Go back, don't look anymore

What's the matter?

The Vietnam man won't come down

Have you notified them?

They haven't arrived

I was okay

Strictly speaking I was not too bad

Alright...get to work

You go up first, I'll be right with you

He's up there

Brother

Nothing, I just wanted to ask you

in your life have you...

seen a ghost

Seen a ghost?

No, why?

You've seen one, right?

No

Who is throwing rubbish?

You're so down, are you okay?

Yes...Iet's keep working

Sir, don't despair

things can be worked out

There's nothing more to say

I must die

Brother...

Don't come up...

Brother, calm down, take it easy

If you come any nearer, I'll jump

Listen to me

Listen to me

Don't jump

Think, you left Vietnam

and braved the stormy seas

and after much efforts and suffering

you reached this place at last

What was all that for?

Was it not for freedom?

Have you heard the saying:

Life is valuable, freedom is even more so

No, you need say no more

You Hong Kong people are hypocrites

We Vietnamese

each come to Hong Kong after much suffering

You are so inhumane

and have to send us back

Do you know if we return we'll die for sure?

Since we're doomed

I might as well jump from here

You might not necessarily be deported

It's being negotiated

You didn't read the papers? Chai Lin has gone to France

Hau Te Jian has returned to Taiwan

They are virtually celebrities on TV now

Sorry to disturb you

What are you doing up here?

Just to chat, we and they...

They're different, the whole world supports them

We're Vietnamese, we could be deported easily

This is a dead end for us

Think about it, what else do you have to say

I want to ask you

There's nothing to think about

Think about what I just said

Sorry to disturb you for a while more

I want to ask if the ghost wants to make fun of you

but you ignore him

would you die a horrible death?

It's precisely because you have ignored us

if you had taken care of us

we wouldn't have to embark on this route

Stop messing around

if you want to die, get on with it

Stop interrupting our conversation

You take shelter here and eat our food

yet you create so much disturbance

Who do you think you are?

If you have the guts, jump right here and now

You're nuts

You asked me to jump, I'll jump

Don't jump, help me pull him

Don't let him jump, stop him...

I'll push you

Ah Sing

Get up, hurry

Ah Sing, are you alright?

I'm in shit

I admit I've lost, come out please

Can you talk over what

you said to me yesterday?

You agree now?

You are begging me now

Without me, you'll be in deep trouble

Starting from now we'll formally cooperate

I'll help you to get girls, get promoted and decorated

You'd better stand by your words

What do you want me to help you with?

That's simple

Find out who murdered me

then avenge me

because only you can do so

It's not a simple matter

What? Are you going back on your words?

No, I want to talk about something else

What?

I haven't got the girl yet, how can I trust you?

I knew what you'd want

I have one more request

Can I touch you?

Sure

I have not tried this before, I'm so nervous

No big deal

My turn?

Come on

More light from there

Yes

Too bright, turn it down

Is this okay?

Yes

Get your Cow brand chocolate today

Cow brand chocolates, taste so good

Cut, is the camera okay?

Yes

Good, then

Looking without getting is fine with you

I'm waiting for you

For me?

Give her this flower

then say to her

You're beautiful and I like you a lot

That's it?

Yes, see if you got what it takes

Don't be over confident

I fear it won't work

It will

but a lot depends on you

I might not be good at other things

but this I can do

As long as you have the guts to speak to her

I guarantee you'll succeed

I think basically you don't dare approach her

You're beautiful and I like you a lot

You like it?

So pretty

Even a cow ignores me, and you want me to talk to her

It just isn't working

I said to you already

You have a rival now

Go on

Mr Tang, you are free to come here today?

I want to look at my commercial

How is the shooting going?

Isn't that the female star of our commercial?

Yes...come...Iet me introduce

This is our boss Mr Tang Lee Yang

This is our star, Ah Yuk

Hi

These flowers are for you

How about having tea with me?

Sorry, I must shoot the commercial

Director

Yes...

What's the matter with you? Haven't you packed up yet?

Packed up?

Listen up, the boss says to pack up now

Pack up the stuff

Are you free now?

Sorry, even if I don't shoot this commercial

I'm not having tea with you

What do you mean?

You dare turn down our boss?

Be a hero and rescue the lady

Yes

What are you doing with your gun?

Even catching a thief,

you should only pull it out at the appropriate time

It depends on one's skill to get a girl

Show your courage

There are many of them

Don't be afraid, I'll take care of everything

I'll take care of it for you

No...uncle Biu, what should I say?

Let go

Let go

Kid, who do you think you are? Scram

You dare accost a decent girl in broad daylight?

What? Do you think you're some kind of hero

saving his lady? Take care of it

Don't

What are you doing?

Stop it

Stop, stay calm

You're such a foolish hero

I don't know how dumb you can get

You stop me from pulling a gun

and sit there and let me be beaten up

Is this how you help me?

I honestly have, it's just that you don't realise it

You still...

Sir

Are you alright?

Yes

Sorry about what happened just now

It's okay

The moon is rising

A date is awaiting

You scare me to death

Next time let me know when you appear

I've helped you to get that girl

now you should avenge me

No problem, but I've dated her

So let me have some fun with her first

You've got your share of the good stuff

So what's happening with what we've agreed?

Sorry

It doesn't matter if god himself looks for me

Alright, you wait and see

Miss Lee how are you?

Sir, how are you?

Nice to meet you

Are you alright?

Yes, shall we sit over there for a while?

Yes

Thanks

So what have you been busy with?

Making commercials

Really?

Then that's...

Your gun is rubbing against me

Sorry

Then

your job environment is good, right?

What?

How come you have two guns?

Yes, wait

Alright, I give in

give me half an hour, okay?

Half an hour is enough

Please help

Have some peanuts

Stop messing around

See a girl and forget a friend

No more

What's the matter?

The third gun

Why are we here to get leads?

Just looking, if there're none, think of it as a trip

I'll take a look first

What are you doing?

Police, you have the right...

What are you doing here? Fighting

Don't come near or I'll shoot

Go quickly

Don't move

I'm going to shoot

Who are you trying to scare?

You the one in sun glasses!

Stop bragging, I'm going to shoot

Not me

Not me either

The one with the axe, stop staring at me

I'm going to shoot

Not me

The one in blue clothing

So many requests, I'll hack you

Not me

Hack him...

Shoot you...

What's the matter?

Boss, can't quit

Fix him

He has a gun

We have many men

he only has 6 shots, what's to fear?

What if he's for real?

Fool, you can always hide

Uh!

What? You're in charge here now

I'll attack from the rear

If it's this simple anyone could be the boss

Hack him...

Are you scared?

You can't even deal with such a small matter

I'll deal with them

Who do you think you are?

You didn't know I have six bullets

If you can't, I can

Is it real?

Got it

Uncle Biu, don't pull my leg

Hack him...

It's really working

Why are you standing there like an idiot?

Call an ambulance quickly

Come in

-Madam -Madam

You solved the drug case yesterday?

Yes

Good

The seniors are very pleased with your performance

They want me to write a report and justly award you

Thank you madam

It was very dangerous yesterday

Madam, Ah Sing is new here

he hasn't seen such cases before

additionally he is inexperienced

so yesterday he panicked and was very tense

he cannot remember the episode

In order not to waste your valuable time

I'll report this myself

Then you can leave now

Out, please

You're mad?

Yes

I have an idea

What?

The Lewd spell

The Lewd spell?

There're over 1 0 guys charging at us to protect Ah Sing

I fought them alone

Well, is it fixed?

Look

Just right

Let's play again, quick

What? Are you nuts? Go away

I knew something was wrong and drew my gun at once

Is your gun big and long?

Not quite, madam

Let me see

What are you looking at, madam?

No way, madam

Don't be so stingy, let me have a look

I want to show you

but not here

How can I show it here?

Look at mine then

Big?

It's big, give it to me if you don't want it

You want it or not?

Come on

I can't take it...I want

I want

I want...I can't

Grab her

Should we let him go so easily?

No way

Madam, are you crazy?

What were you doing?

Nothing, you asked me to do it

You dare harass your superior?

No, you ordered me to

I ordered you?

Alright

What did you see just now?

Nothing

He was on you

We didn't see it

Damn kid, you betray me

Go in

Don't beat me, don't

Dad

Dad, what happened to you?

Never mind, just a rotten day

Dad, I want you to meet my new boy friend

Who is he?

Guess

My daughter must go for

someone tall, smart, handsome

and cute

You'll meet him in a while

Right, dad, let's agree on this first

I like him

Ah Yuk

For me?

Yes

Come and meet father

Good

Dad, he is my boy friend

Uncle

You again?

What a coincidence!

Yes

So you know each other

Yes

Yes, he's the

tall, smart, handsome and

cute boss I've been telling you about

So he's your dad

Let's sit and talk

Thanks

How come it's him?

It's a pity I promised Ah Yuk it's OK if she likes him

I'll teach him a lesson

Dinner is cooked, we can eat in a while

I'll pour you some tea

Thanks

Bastard, get up

You sold me out and now you want to court my daughter

Sir, it was your own incompetence just now

I tell you

if you're smart let me hit you

You dare to duck?

Why shouldn't l?

You dare to duck and hit back?

I'll not let you

What are you both doing?

Nothing...

Your boy friend is really a hunk

Uncle is handsome too

But you're smart

So mature and yet so cute

Just like you

I didn't realise you had such rapport

We can eat now

Come, let's eat

Please, Ah Yuk is a good cook

You'll like it

Thanks

You can add more soy sauce if you like

Thank you

You can also add some chilli sauce

Ah Yuk made it herself

So he can't take it hot

Try this chilli sauce

This is hot pepper, very spicy

You should try it, quite an experience

You like hot stuff too?

Yes

Then eat

I forgot the soup

You purposely did this to me

Are you eating this or not?

No

Open your mouth

Dad, you ate the shrimp?

It's good, he likes it more spicy

It's better to add chilli sauce to your rice

That's the way he likes it

So you like chilli sauce as I do

You're good

Look, you have it all over your mouth

Come, have some food with your rice

Thanks

Come

You don't like this? Then let dad have it

Come, dad

No? Then I'll eat it myself

Eat...

Good, Come on

What are you doing?

Ah Yuk

That kid has something weird about him

An evil spirit is helping him deal with you

So what should I do?

I'll check it out for you

I'll give you a spell

it will protect you temporarily

Thank you

What are you doing on the floor?

Watching TV

What a coincidence

You have been mesmerised by Ah Yuk

How can that be?

Do you have that...

Lewd spell?

Can you lend it to me?

Are you nuts?

You want to use it on Ah Yuk?

She's my niece

You've to use the spell to get a girl, you're too much

It has no value even if you get the girl

Do you know how powerful the spell is?

It works powerfully whenever it's released

I will not teach you such kung fu

That's okay, I just wanted to understand it a bit more

I'm tired, I want to go and take a nap

What's the big deal that

you've brought me to your home

It's no big deal really

just for a casual chat and some tea

so we could develop a better relationship

Oh, it's you? Ah Sing is here

I'm going

Why?

The spell cannot retreat once released

Cat...

You...

What's the matter? Looking for Ah Yuk?

She isn't back yet

You...

I'm going

I said Ah Yuk isn't back yet

I know

What are you doing?

What's wrong with you?

Ah Kam

I'm so bored

Bastard, what are you doing?

Let go, stop this harassment

Ah Sing

Let go

Ah Kam

What are you doing?

Your boy friend is gay

Why do you say such a thing?

What have I done?

You harassed me

Ah Yuk...

Listen to me

I didn't know what I was doing

I was under a spell

Stop trying to fool me

Nobody will believe you

He wants to take advantage of you

It's true, I got those spells from

uncle Biu

Which uncle Biu?

Your ex-colleague Cheung Biu

You're nuts, he's been dead for a long time

I have to tell the truth

Uncle Biu is in this gun

What nonsense is that?

You're a better liar than me

Uncle Biu, show yourself, appear

you know my superintendent, come on

Dad, never mind him

Ah Yuk, give me 2 minutes

I'll be right back

It's all my fault

I stole your spell

if you don't appear I'll be dead

I'll slap myself 3 times

Will that do?

What's this nonsense?

Still doesn't work? Don't blame me then

I don't want to do this either

but you're forcing me

Can't take anymore, right?

I asked you to come out

so you wouldn't have to suffer

I think he's gone nuts

Has anything gone wrong?

You're right. Let's take a look

Why are you peeing like this?

Right...go out

You are so sickening

Ah Yuk...

You pee on me and you want to flush me away

Give me some time to explain

I am not fooling you, it really is a ghost

Why should I deceive you?

Ah Yuk

What are you doing up here?

They say my cause of death is unknown

so where else could I go?

Is that why you mess around here?

So what?

You dare to boss around in my absence

now you've learnt your lesson?

Who's bossing around?

Don't be mad

None of your business

You pee on me

You've caused all this trouble

I asked you to come yet you didn't

now you appear for no reason

Ah Sing, getting a girl and a promotion

I did it all for you

I've exposed myself

you must find my enemy

I hope so too

You don't know who it is

or what he looks like, what can I do?

It's not that I don't want to help you

I now think of it

When he killed me

he had a heavy smell

What?

Body odour

So have l, how do we find him?

Yours is sweat, not body odour

Understand?

What?

What I just said

What did you say?

I'm over here, come here quickly

Old Cheung, long time no see

Where have you been?

Getting a haircut

You look smart

Thanks

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Nuts

Nothing

What a nut case

My luck is down, I lost a lot

Stop gambling

How can that be?

Again? What are you doing?

Just a sniff

Uncle Biu, you were killed here

They're not fools

why would they still stay here?

Haven't you heard

the most dangerous place is the safest?

They think I'm dead

so they won't guess a dead man would take revenge

You can't say that

If I hadn't bumped into you

I wouldn't know about this

Crawl over from here

I did this when I was investigating last time

There're really drugs...uncle Biu

Hurry, why are you so slow

What are you doing?

Stop messing around, don't pull the trigger

Take cover

What is it?

Kill him

Uncle Biu, can you let me have some fun?

Fun? Of course

Having fun?

Too bad there's no camera

I've hit the jackpot, thanks uncle Biu

Bastard, how dare you be so unruly?

It stinks

Damn you

It's him

What do you want?

I don't like that

I'm leaving

Where are you going?

I shot him, how come he could get away?

Playing tricks?

He's not playing a trick, he's got a charm

Charm?

I'm glad I've got your spell

or I would have been dead

He was killed by you

and is now sending this kid to avenge for him

That bastard

He still won't let me go even now that he's dead

Priest

you must get rid of him

Don't worry, feel free to stay here

I'll deal with him

Grand master

I've been messed around by

Cheung Biu and Ah Sing

They are responsible for making my life miserable

and having devious thoughts of my daughter

Grand master, you have great power

please help me settle this

Grand master is coming down from heaven

Li Kam

I know you are oppressed by Cheung Biu's evil spirit

that's why I've come down in person from heaven

to give you this spell

Put it inside the gun

and you can imprison that bastard as a sign of warning

Thank you Grand master

Go and do as you are told

Yes

Ah Sing

Are you back?

You have a date?

Did you bring your gun?

Yes

Why?

It's so inconvenient to go out with Ah Yuk with a gun

It'd be too dangerous without one

Don't be afraid. Everyone should have a private life

Why bother to take that with you?

Sounds reasonable

This old man is too troublesome

I'll let the two of you to reminisce the old days

Alright, go

Dad, goodbye

Goodbye, no need to hurry back

None of your business

I'll block your way so you can't get out

Let me out...

You can never come out again

Our coffin trap

is your bad fortune

You'll vanish soon

Let me out...

Ah Yuk

What?

We've been holding each other for a long time

Yes

How do you feel?

It's fun

Let's try

something else

What?

Say...kissing

No, it'll be too embarrassed if seen by others

No one will see us

Who said there's no one?

My gun

What happened?

You should know better

No, I don't

Don't you know that?

Yes, it's alright

If it's alright, why don't you just go away?

Uncle Biu

You know me?

No...it's a mistake, I don't know you

He has had enough exercise today, go

Let's go

Bye

That way

Hurry

You are early again

Give me a chance to show off

Be careful, are you alright?

Lie down first, I'll go get you some medication

He has no reason not to rescue me

Ah Biu, I've got you at last

Grand master, please accept my gratitude

for your charm

in order that Ah Biu can be put away

Ah Sing

This time, I can take revenge on

Ah Biu and Ah Sing

It's you who are playing tricks

Dad, why are you doing this?

Because they've been messing around with me

Ah Sing was almost beaten to death by Tang Lee Yang

Tang Lee Yang dares to come out?

Let's get Uncle Biu out first

Uncle Biu

Come, let me do it

Alright

Uncle Biu, come out

What is it, Ah Sing?

Uncle Biu, he's asleep

Get up, it's almost dawn, Uncle Biu...

Come out

You'd better watch out if Uncle Biu's gone

Impossible, let me ask Grand master

Grand master, I've removed the spell

but Cheung Biu is not out yet

What have I done wrong? Please advise me

You have depraved thoughts

You've been used by demons, and are now in deep trouble

I have never come down in person from heaven

and have not given you evil spells

to suppress the good

Who took Uncle Biu?

He is Cheung Biu's bad fortune

Cheung Biu's enemy Tang Lee Yang has instructed

him to come disguised as me and has...

made use of our cult members to take away Cheung Biu

He has now been locked up in the coffin trap

How can he be saved?

The coffin is a great evil

My power is not adequate to counteract his

Uncle Biu will surely die

Grand master, kindly think of a way

I can only write down a spell on your body

If you can find him, Cheung Biu will be saved

Please, hurry then

Miss, please retreat

Grand master, hurry, I can't take it

I am sorry, but it's itchy

We'll continue tomorrow

Finished yet?

Grand master is gone, let me see

How come they are all messed up

Maybe I've scratched them off, can they be seen?

Alright, let me look

Virgin's urine

Cat stool on the altar

Genie...genie what?

Fart, genie's fart

Don't...you are peeping at other's bottoms

I'll let you see mine next time

Really?

Really, watch Grand master

Thank you Grand master

How come it is not eating

They are all seafood, it should love them

"Pure Epsom salt"

Has it eaten yet?

No, that's weird

It doesn't want to eat at all

You normally don't feed it well

but now all of a sudden it is so well-treated

It must be afraid of being poisoned

What should we do?

Let me do a demonstration

so that it will follow and eat

Sounds good, come

I am a cat, this tastes good

Such good food here. It'll be a waste if you don't eat

This fish is good

The meat is all gone

A little bit too salty

You've finished them all, what are we going to do?

I've given it a chance to look clearly

Look

It needs a demonstration

They are all fresh

but the taste is a bit strange

It can't be, I just put in a little bit of Epsom salt

What are you doing?

Demonstrate how you shit, if not, how will it learn?

Look

Good, hurry

Demonstration is over, it's your turn now

Mistress

What is it, Sir?

You haven't got off from work yet?

Almost, as soon as I finish this

I know that you must be very tired

so I've brought you some drinks

You're really so kind, what a big bottle

Don't mention it

Wait, let me get a glass

No need, drink from the bottle

The whole bottle?

That's the fun of it

That's true

You are really great, some more

Come...another one

Another one?

Finished

You are great

The weather is hot

Come

Again? Alright

Drink...

This is marvellous, want some more?

Finished

I'll go and buy some more, please wait

So weird! How come he's so good to me all of a sudden

I'm sure you will pee

What are you doing?

You peeping-tom

You buy me drinks all of a sudden

I know that you must be up to something

No one can take advantage of me that easily

Are you a peeping-tom too?

A bit slower

Finished yet?

She's still peeing

What?

Ah Sing, you've made me eat

so much baked potato

and peanuts

Is this enough yet? I can't take anymore

Be patient

It's okay after I fixed this glass ring

Don't just eat, drink some water too

Water?

Ready

Start

Grand master

your humble servant invokes

your grace to show forth your power

Coming

Very good

Go on

Try hard

Harder, go on

Harder...

Hold it

Can you take in so much air

It's like acrobatic feats

Go on...

Stop, enough

I can't stop

It stinks...

I know, I don't want it this way

That's bad, they are all gone

Please help to gather the fart

Hurry

Hurry...Please hurry

What is it?

Cool, it stinks but you can still have it in your mouth

Cat stool on the altar

Virgin's urine

Genie's fart

Ready

Alright

Done

Great

Bring all these to save Ah Biu

Alright

Ready?

Yes

This one? Bring a bigger one

This is good enough

Is it working?

Yes, let's go

It's here

Uncle Biu, we are here to rescue you

Stop this nonsense, hurry and get him out

No response

Hey

Why don't you say hey?

I'm afraid the audience wouldn't like it

That's true

We've fallen into a trap

This is not the real coffin trap

You are right

All I need is a fake coffin

to destroy the charm

you spent so much effort in finding

The real coffin trap...is here

Ah Biu

You can save this old guy

only if you can find a way to break the evil spell

There are not too many fools

He called you fool

Just a little smarter than he is

Attack

Strange

How did the mother of Ba Jie Pig die?

You must be tired of living to go against me

Shoot

If you shoot, you'll become a hornets' nest

What is it?

He is still in my hands

What can you do?

You want to play? Alright, come, I'll play with you

I didn't say that

Ah Biu

Shoot

Bastard

Uncle Biu

You dare to fight me with this little trick of yours?

Uncle Biu

Ah Biu, you are great

Uncle Biu, marvellous

Cover me, I'll fight him

Ah Sing

Ah Sing, are you alright?

Uncle Biu, aren't you covering me?

Bull shit

I can't even take care of myself

What are you talking about?

Come, Ah Biu

Ah Biu, it's your turn

He's so ugly, I don't want him

Help me

If you don't help, Ah Sing will be in trouble

How can I help

I don't even know whether I am a man or a woman

Uncle Biu, help

What rubbish are you talking about?

Uncle Biu, why are you like this?

Your beard looks so sexy

Disgusting

I can't take it anymore

Grand master is showing his great power

The Fu So Sword

Ah Sing, are you hurt?

Uncle Biu, have you been castrated?

Let me look

Don't touch

Others will see

I'll fight with you

Great...

What happened? Grand master's gone

Damn, he is failing

Haven't I told you to bring a bigger one?

You don't listen

Monster, let go of me

Uncle Biu, what are we going to do?

I don't have a charm with me

Charm? I do

What is it?

My powers are useless

Take it back

The bottom is on fire, hurry

You look like Maradona

Still want to fight?

Hanging upside down

I am as good as Pele, one more

Too big

Loosen my hands

Alright

The Priest said that if we've got the 3 magic charms

we can break the spell on Uncle Biu

How come it's not working?

Maybe it should be 4 instead of 3

Four?

Look at him

It must be the boy's urine that's missing

Boy's urine? I must have scratched that part away

What are we going to do now?

Hurry and get a boy's urine

Done, coming

Are you still a boy?

Here it comes, boy's urine

Real or fake?

Real

Give me the charm

Catch

What are we going to do now?

What?

That monster is powerful

Take this away first

He wants us to perish all together

So what should we do?

Put the lron plate away

Give me a push

Ah Biu, what happened to you?

Uncle Biu, are you alright?

Grand master, can a spirit get hurt?

Grand master has long gone

How am I supposed to know?

I am confused, I'm afraid I can't take revenge

Ah Biu

Tang Lee Yang, come show your face if you've guts

Ah Yuk

I am here

Ah Yuk

Don't move

-Put down your gun -Ah Yuk

Shoot if you have the guts

One against one, I have nothing to lose

Put down your gun

Put down your gun, she's my daughter

Don't, you'll have to die either way

What are we going to do now?

Everything depends on you

On me?

Put down the gun

Hurry, put it down

Holy shit!

Ah Yuk

Ah Yuk, wake up

I have had my revenge

Dad

Ah Yuk

I've fulfilled my wish, I've to report back

Come

Uncle Biu

What is it?

I'll see you off

I'm going up to heaven, not on a trip

Are you going to die with me?

That's true, see you some other time

Some other time? That'll be a long wait

Don't worry

I'll be the first one to see you

I'll come for you soon

Goodbye

Watch your step

Do burn me some paper money at the Ching Ming Festival

Take care

Write if you have time

You want to go to heaven? No way

Why? I've proved that I am a good person

why can't l?

There's a quota in heaven

which is now full

With your qualifications, I'm afraid it's not that easy

What am I supposed to do?

You can invest

You can jump the queue if it's personal investment

Did you bring any money?

Damn, I didn't bring any this time

No money

then go to hell, they don't need money there

Who's Cheung Biu? Sign for your delivery

I am

Who's so clever to know that I am in need of money

You?

Thank you

The door to heaven is open for you

We have to think of your interest

Go, I'll buy you lunch

Alright

Where shall we eat?

I was just about to ask you

Enjoy your meal

That's right, goodbye

Don't go