All language subtitles for Knight Squad s02e08_English

- ♪

- Squads, in this exercise,
you must eliminate your opponent

by using your bouncy balls
to knock 'em to the ground

in a game I invented
called...dodgeball.

- Isn't dodgeball
already a game?

- Mine's better!

The Squad in first place
after this competition

will receive...a brand-new
invisibility shield!

- Where is it?
- Hmm.

I don't know, it was--
it was here a second ago--

- [metallic clank]
- [groans]

Yeap. There it is.

Watch this.

- [magic tinkling]
- SIR GARETH: Look at it!

Well, I--I know you can't
really look at it

because it's invisible,

but trust me, oh,
it's pretty cool.

- [magic tinkling]

- If we had that shield,
there'd be no stopping us

from winning every quest
and becoming knights.

- And we could use it
to turn invisible

when we want to pick
a wedgie.

- We gotta win, bro.

- Sir Gareth,
remind me

which Squad
is currently in first place.

- That would be Phoenix Squad,
I'm surprised you didn't know.

- Oh, I did, I just wanted
Sage to hear it.

- Oh, I heard it,
so hear this...

[blows raspberry]

- Don't you--[blows raspberry]
my bestie!

- [chuckles] She can--
[blows raspberry]

whoever she wants
to--[blows raspberry]

- Okay! The last person
standing with their bouncy ball

wins for their Squad.

Everybody!

Let's bounce!

- ?

- [grunting]
[groaning]

- [grunts]

Take that, Kripan!
Or should I say, Flypan?

- ♪

- Take that, Lucky!
Or should I say, Unlucky?

- ♪

- Take that, Tallin,
or should I say Fallin'?

- Oooh, triple smack-talk bonus!

- ♪

- Butter-bounce! [yelps]

Worth it!

- ♪

- My giant strength
is really helping.

- [ball bursts, deflates]
- Oops.

This is why I can't have pets.

- [laughs] We're down
to Sage, Ciara, and Arc.

Will they ever use
bouncy balls in battle?

Probably not.
Am I enjoying this? Heck, yes.

- Uh-oh, Sage.
Two against one.

[grunts]

- ♪

- Krakens are victorious.
- Woo!

- Victory ha. Ha!

- Let's see who's in first place
and will receive

the invisibility shield.

Ooh, it's a tie between
Phoenix Squad and Kraken Squad.

But there is no tying
on the battlefield,

which means there's no tying
in Knight School.

To determine top Squad,
we'll have a tie-breaker.

I'll just consult the teacher's
handbook t--to--it's missing.

Fizz!

- Whatever you need, I got it.

- Do you have my handbook?
- I don't got it.

- Someone must have stolen it.

- Don't look at me.

The only thing I've ever
stolen from Sir Gareth

is this mini zen garden.

[whispers]
It's so relaxing.

- I need that handbook,

it explains all the rules
of Knight School,

including how to settle a tie.

- We could always settle this

with a good,
old-fashioned sing-off.

- [clears throat]
Better warm up first.

- ♪ Merlin made me
mango marmalade ♪

♪ Merlin made me
mango marmalade ♪

- No, I don't know what
the tie-breaker is,

but it's definitely not that.

- I know, sir!
I read the handbook

in your private bathroom
one day.

- You have a private bathroom?

- Not important. Go on, Fizz.

- The book said tie-breakers
are settled with a whip contest.

- Ah, yes, yes, that's right.
[chuckles]

I need you to find
that handbook.

- Whoa, it finally happened.
I got my first quest.

- Sure, whatever gets
those little legs running.

Sage, Ciara,
since you are the top students,

you'll be representing
your squads in the whip contest.

You'll have a week to train
before facing off to see

who can hit more targets.

Good luck.

- We've gotta win
that shield.

Any chance you've used
a whip before?

- No, but hey! It kinda
looks like a jump rope.

- Have you ever used
a jump rope before?

- No.

- It's okay,
I'll bet Sage

has never used a whip before,
either.

- [whip slashing]

- Never mind.

- ♪ Eh, eh-hey

- CIARA: I'm a princess,

whose father won't let her
become a knight.

Please let me go to Knight
School, Daddy, please, please!

So I use a magic ring
and secretly train as Ciara.

Yes!

- ARC: And I'm Arc.

A charming thief who has
the same dream.

I'm destined to become a knight.

- CIARA: But people from outside
the kingdom aren't allowed

at Knight School.

- ARC: So I'm pretending
I belong here.

- CIARA: Now, we protect
each other's secrets.

- ARC: So we can achieve
our dream of becoming Knights.

- ♪ We are the Knight Squad,
hey! ♪♪

- ♪

♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na,
na-na-ah ♪

- So Sage mastered the whip just
in time for the tie-breaker?

I don't think that's
a coincidence.

- She must have stolen
Sir Gareth's handbook

and found out about
the tie-breaker rule.

She's been waiting for an
opportunity to whip our butts.

Literally.

- Hey, fart-sniffers.

- Okay, we may be fart-sniffers,
but at least we're not thieves.

- We know you stole
Sir Gareth's handbook.

- It's why you know
how to whip it. Whip it good.

- I didn't steal anything.

Besides, where's your proof?

- Our proof is your
book-stealing face.

- Burn!

- Look, it's not my fault
being awesome worked out for me.

Buttercup, let's go.

- [laughs] Burn!

- That's not how that works.

- So Sage has an unfair
advantage.

I mean, for all we know,

you could be
a natural with the whip.

- Yeah. Start with a big target,
like...the candy cart.

- Aim for that jar full
of black licorice.

It's gross, it needs to die.

- Here it goes.

- ♪

- [whip slashing]

- [groaning]

- Oh, no!
I broke my dad's favorite guard!

- Well, at least
Sage didn't see that.

- Oh, I totally saw it.

It's okay, when I win
the invisibility shield,

you won't have to see me
making fun of you.

[whispers]
But you'll feel it.

- We can't let Sage
get away with this.

- If I train really hard,
I can get to Sage's level

by the end of the week.

- But Sage will be
training, too.

You'll have to get better
at a faster rate.

- Uh, this sounds like a math
problem

and they do not end well for me.

- Ooh. Oh, Rufus!
Where does it hurt?

- My butt cheeks, Your Majesty.

- Don't worry, I will get you
the best butt doctor

in the land.

- Your dad needs a new guard,
we need to distract Sage.

If we make her the new guard,

she won't have
any time to practice.

[gasps] I am good at math!

- It's not really math,
but it's still impressive.

- Sage as a guard?
It might be a hard sell.

You know, because Sage
is so-- [gags]

- Yeah, but the Princess
can get him to add anything.

Right, Princess?

- I did get him to buy me
those glitter ponies

last week.
- Ah! Loved riding them.

But I'm still finding
glitter in weird places.

- ♪

♪ Oh, ah-ah, ah-ah

- Oh, Fizz,
I heard you're looking

for whoever took the handbook,

and I'm here to help.

- I don't need your help,
I got a list of suspects.

- This is a bill.
- I've got nothing!

Please, help me!
It's my first quest!

- Well, Phoenix Squad thinks
Sage stole the book,

but I know she's innocent.

Sure, she's done some bad stuff.
I mean, bad.

I mean really, really--
- I get it!

So, who do you think
stole the handbook?

- Hmm. We know the suspect
has hands and also a head.

- Hands and a head, huh?
You're really good at this!

- I have to prove Sage's
innocence a lot.

I mean, a lot.
I mean--

- Let's go.

- ♪

- Hey, Dad.

Did you hire a new guard yet?

- Well, I want to,
but I have no one

to bring me my
"Looking for a new guard" crown.

This is my "Standing on
the balcony looking cool" crown.

I just can't!

- Oh, hey! Look,
Knight School students.

Let's listen in
on their conversation.

- Oh, wow!

Sage sure is noble/great.

- True, she makes me feel safe
and not at all like I wanna cry.

- Oh.

If I had to use one word
to describe Sage, it's:

"Should be a guard."

- Ah, those Knight School
students sure like that Sage.

Oh, look, here she comes now.

- Your Majesty,

I received a letter saying
you wanted to see me?

Oh, is Buttercup stuck
in the drawbridge again?

- I don't remember
sending a letter,

but you know what?

I just heard some people say
that you would make

a great royal guard.

- What a perfectly executed
coincidence.

- You want me to be a guard?

- Uh, it's only temporary,

just until my old guard, Rufus,
heals up.

The doctors say he now has
two butt cracks.

- I saw his wipe-out.

I'm sorry
for my classmate, Ciara,

she can't do anything right.

- I heard she does
tons of things right.

- No, she's a big, giant loser.

- Anyways...

Dad, what do you say?

- You're hired!

In fact, I'll give you
an even more important role.

Guarding the most valuable thing
in my life.

The Princess!

- What? Why do I need
a bodyguard?

- I can't take any chances

with this Ciara
menace on the loose.

- ♪ Eh-eh, eh

- ♪

- Hold up,
let me check the perimeter.

Uh, stay clear of that weapons
cart full of pointy things.

Kripan with a big mug
of hot cocoa...

And look out for
the clumsy Cunninghams.

- [whip slashes]

- Beat it, Cunninghams!

- Wow, nothing gets
past you.

[whispers] I really wish it did.

- A knight's job is
to serve their kingdom

and I wanna be a knight.

So, as long as I'm your guard,

you have nothing
to be afraid of.

- You know what I'm afraid of?
Monsters.

Can you check under my bed?

- But it's daytime.
- That's when they get ya!

Thanks, bye.

Hey, guys.

I wanted to talk to you sooner,
but Sage never leaves my side.

- I wouldn't either.

Sorry, I'm starting to think
I'm not over the Princess.

- This stinks.
If you can't practice,

we'll lose the tie-breaker
and the invisibility shield.

- Unless you can use Sage
to your advantage.

Maybe you can ask her
to teach you some whip moves.

- Then, I can use those moves
in the tie-breaker

to crush Captain Mean Face!

That's what I call Sage.

- Oh.
- I see it.

- Clever.
- She does have a mean face.

- Wait, isn't it wrong
to steal Sage's moves?

- But she already did
something wrong

when she stole that handbook.

We're allowed to be wrong back.

That's just science.

- Princess, watch out!
You're surrounded by dumb-dumbs.

- [whip slashing]
- Go on, get out. Get, get!

- You are great with that whip.

Would you be willing
to teach me some moves?

- Why would you need to learn
how to use a whip?

- In case I need to protect
myself from someone horrible.

You know, like that menace,
Ciara.

- Oh, say no more, she's a wart
on the nose of the kingdom.

- So true.

- ♪

♪ Na-na-na

- Hello, Phoenix Squad.

- What's going on?
- Take a seat.

- There's only one chair.
- My partner said, "Sit!"

- It's pretty obvious
who stole Sir Gareth's handbook.

- Yeah. Sage.

- What are those papers for?

- For this.
[screams]

- I thought you were gonna be
the good cop

and I was gonna be the bad cop.

- I decided on bad cop,
Butter-cop.

And Butter-cop hates paper.

So...did you steal the book?
Answer me!

- Come on. Alright?

Prudie and Warwick
are too goodie-goodie

to steal anything.

- It's true, the only thing
we steal...is the show.

- BOTH:
Five, six, seven, eight--

- Zip it!

- What about you, Arc?
You're a real dirt-bag!

- If I were going to steal,

would I really pick...a book?

- That checks out,
you're free to go.

- Well, this is our Squad room--
- He said get out of here!

- ♪

- Alright, Princess,
remember what I taught you.

Deep breaths, visualize, and...

- [whip slashing]
- Release the rage!

- [screaming]

- [ceramic breaking]

- Nice job.

You know, I never thought
we'd get along this well.

I figured you'd be
too fancy schmancy for me.

Turns out you're just
the right amount of schmancy.

- I didn't think we'd get along
this well either.

You just seem so, um...

- Tough? Scary?
Most likely to cut you?

- Yes, yes,
and please don't cut me.

- [chuckles]

Just have to be this way
because I have a reputation

to keep up.

Sometimes I wish I could just...

relax and get
all dressed up like you.

- Really? Because I can
make that happen.

- ♪

- So, Your Highness?
How do I look?

- Royally adorbs,

and it's kind of blowing
my mind.

- Mine, too, and this dress
is so great for hiding

all my throwing knives.

- And now that Rufus is back,

I guess you'll be going back
to Knight School.

- Yeap, hanging out
with buttheads like Ciara.

- What is your problem with me?

Is what that butthead
would say if she were here.

- She thinks I stole
our teacher's handbook.

But I didn't steal anything,
I just learned the whip

as part of my extra training.

- You really didn't steal
the handbook?

- No! I want my Squad to win
and become knights,

so I put in the work.

I've been mastering a weapon
a week since I was a kid.

- Wow. You work really hard.

And you must have been
a very scary toddler.

- You know, the hardest part
about being me is that...

even when I do something good,
people still think I'm bad.

- That's really unfair.

People judging you
and calling Captain Mean Face.

- What? I never said
anyone called me that.

- Oh, right.
Nobody said that.

Because if they had, they'd be
totally wrong about you

and feel pretty bad right now.

- ♪

- ♪

♪ Na, na, na

- Guys, I have good news.

My whip training paid off
and I am awesome now.

- I knew we could count
on the Princess.

- But I don't think Sage
is as bad as we thought.

- I knew you'd let us down,
Ciara.

- Here's the thing,
Sage opened up to the Princess

and said she didn't steal
Sir Gareth's handbook.

I kind of feel bad
for tricking her.

- Wait,
what are you talking about?

- Maybe I should let her
win the tie-breaker.

- Did you accidentally whip
yourself in the head?!

- Yeap--wait, when Sage
opened up,

was she really sad,
and sensitive,

and made you
see her in a new light?

- Yeah, how did you know?

- 'Cause that's what crafty,
conniving people do

when they pretend
to be innocent.

I do it all the time.

- Sage has been doing
tricky stuff

to hurt our Squad
from day one.

- I know, but this time,
it was different.

There were dresses
and we had fun,

it was very confusing!

- You need to choose.

Help your Squad get
the invisibility shield

or help Sage, who has always
been our enemy.

- I guess I gotta do
what's right for the Squad.

I can't let us lose first place.

- There's the Ciara
I know and love.

I am sorry I accused you of
whipping yourself in the head.

- Oh, I did.
Multiple times.

- ♪

- Buttercup,
when I tell Sir Gareth

that I failed my first quest,

it's gonna break
his artificial heart.

- Fizz, knights don't
accept failure.

- Well, I'm not a knight.
- But you wanna be one.

Don't you?

Don't you?!

- Of course I do.

That's why I used
Sir Gareth's bathroom

to read his handbook.

That's it!

I'm about to crack this case!

- And I'm about to crack
my knuckles.

- [knuckles cracking]

- Let's go.

- Okay, I'm ready.

- I'm so excited to see
all your moves.

- Oh, me, too.
The twirly one, the swirly one,

the loop-de-loop.

Okay, it's possible
I made up the names.

- They sounded real to me, bro.

- Students.

Sage and Ciara will travel
from station to station

destroying targets
with their whips.

The first to complete the course
wins the invisibility shield.

On your marks, get set,
whip it!

- [ceramic breaking]

- The dishes are done, man!

But can they hit
their next target,

which is cans?

- Hey, how did you get so good
this fast?

- Not sure, but definitely
didn't steal any moves.

- Hmm, just like I didn't
steal that handbook.

Not that you'd ever believe me.

- [whips slashing]
- [cans falling]

- Oh-ho! That was can-tastic!

What a pair.

Speaking of pears,
that's our next target.

- ♪

- [whips slashing]

- Whoa! Ciara split her pear
to take the lead.

If Sage doesn't hit hers,
she could really blow it.

Just like I had to blow up
the balloons at our next target.

- ♪

- Ciara, what are you doing?

Oh, no, all those whips
to the head

are making me see things.

- I'm your conscience.

And we both know you think
using Sage's moves isn't right.

- But you heard our Squad,
they think Sage is lying.

- Our Squad wasn't there
when Sage opened up!

We didn't know she had
actual feelings.

- True, but if I let Sage win,

she'll get
the invisibility shield,

and that'll hurt my actual
feelings.

- Either way,
you know Sage didn't do it,

which means you're doing
the wrong thing, not her.

- You're right.
- Of course I'm right, I'm you.

- [chuckles] Thanks, me.
- Anytime, me.

- [alarm blaring]

- Sage hit all the targets,
she wins.

- KRIPAN AND LUCKY: [cheering]

- Oh, no, no, I don't do hugs.

Alright, this one time.

I was right, I don't do hugs.

- What happened out there?

- I realized I really do
believe Sage.

She deserved to win.

- I can barely look at you.

Just turn into the Princess...

please.

- Look, I think it's
pretty clear Sage is guilty.

- I found the handbook!
- So Sage didn't steal it.

- Like I said, I think it's
pretty clear Sage is innocent.

- I'm sorry we doubted you,
Ciara.

- I'm sorry I left my mom's
dishes in the training yard.

- So tell me, Fizz,
who was the dirty thief?

- You.
- I beg your pardon?!

- You left the book in
the King's bathroom, remember?

You snuck in there after
you clogged your toilet.

- Yes, I remember telling you
not to tell anyone.

Fizz, congratulations
on completing your first quest.

- I did it!
I'm a knight!

- Nope, still a janitor.

- Congratulations, Sage.

I'm sorry we accused you
of taking the book.

- Well, that's nice.

But I'm still going to use
my new invisibility shield

to make sure Kraken Squad
becomes knights.

Sir Gareth, where is it?

- What? I don't know.

That's the thing with
invisibility shields.

They're invisible.

- ♪

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