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- ♪

- Hey, where is everyone?

Oh, did I come to school on a Saturday, again?

- Surprise! - [screams]

- Happy Squadaversary!

It's been a year since you joined the Phoenix Squad.

- I totally forgot today is our Squadaversary!

Or did I?

- "Happy Squad Avers?"

- Letters are expensive.

- We're going to celebrate all week long.

I'm so excited I could throw a barrel full of bricks!

[grunts] Ah!

- [thud] - Oh, no, I hit something.

- It's a bird. - It's a dragon.

- MAN: [screaming]

- Nope, it's a dude.

- I landed on my face

but I am still shockingly good looking.

- Oh...my...goblin! You're Great Glider.

- That's what it says on my super-underwear.

- How do you know who he is? - Oh, I'm his biggest fan.

He saved Seagate from a trash witch, a trash goblin,

a trashnado.

Seagate's pretty dirty, guys.

- Wow, we don't see many superheroes around here.

Astoria is protected by knights.

- Well, not every kingdom can be cool.

- What was that crash?

Oh, my!

We're in the presence of greatness!

- Whoa! [chuckles] Thank you, My King.

It's nice to finally be recognized.

- I'm talking about Great Glider!

- The King of Astoria. Get in here!

- BOTH: Whoa!

[chuckling]

- We haven't seen each other since I saved you

from drowning in the chocolate sea.

- Oh, I kept swimming with my mouth open.

It was a delicious disaster.

Have you come to collect the kingly reward

for saving my life?

- So wait, if someone saves you, they get a reward?

- Oh, they sure do, janitor.

- He knows my name!

- We saw a guy in a cape fall from the sky.

- Please tell me he fell on Phoenix Squad.

One, two, three, four. Dang it.

- Well, King, I've gotta go.

You can ship that reward to my fortress of awesometude.

Up-up and glide! - [glider pack coughs]

- His glider pack farted.

- Now I understand why he's Arc's hero.

- [glider pack short-circuits] - Aw, man.

That barrel must have knocked my fuel line loose.

I'm out of Glidey gas.

- Don't you have any more?

- No, but I can make some more by mixing several ingredients

with the last of my plutroleum!

- Great, what are the ingredients?

- I don't know, I'm handsome.

- Don't worry, I'll put Sir Gareth in charge

of making your Glidey gas.

- Oh-ho! So, a superhero needs a knight to save the day.

[chuckles] I guess I can do it.

Sage, you do it.

- This is so great!

Let me and my friends show you around Astoria.

- I don't really do tours.

- We'll compliment you the whole time.

- Let the tour begin! - Yes!

- ♪

- And the final stop in the tour is our Squad room.

- It's nice, but I feel like it's missing something.

Like my theme song!

- ♪ Great Glider will take flight! ♪

♪ When he sees evil, he will fight, fight, fight! ♪

♪ Glide, Great Glider, glide!

- Did you know that-- - You wrote it yourself?

Of course.

I know everything about you.

As a kid, my dream was to be a superhero.

- I thought your dream was to open a taco stand

with your best friend called "Tac Bros."

- That's not a dream. That's happening.

But I did give up being a superhero

because I could never be as amazing as Great Glider.

- Because he's full of muscles and you're full of hot air?

- You just lost your friends and family discount

at Tac Bros.

- Hey, we need to get to the Tasty Trunk

to start our week-long Squadaversary celebration.

- Yeah, tonight's event is Turkey Talk.

- It's when we spin a turkey, and if it lands on you,

you get to say nice things to the rest of the Squad.

- Wow. You kids don't get out much.

- Well, we should get going. Make yourself at home.

- Oh, so sorry I sneezed on your cape

during the tour of Astoria.

- It's okay, citizen, you can just buy me a new one.

- [laughs] - I'm serious.

You're going to buy me a new cape.

- I'll meet you guys at the Tasty Trunk,

I'm gonna see if he'll answer a few more questions for me.

- Don't take too long.

After we spin that turkey, we eat that turkey.

- Great Glider, can you tell me about the time you saved Seagate

from Trashzilla?

- Well, that'll be the most mind-blowing story

you've ever heard.

- PHONE: Time to be awesome!

- That'll be the most mind-blowing story

you've never heard!

That's my Glidey Alert reminding me to make some saves.

- Aw, man! I wish I could see you in action.

- I do love an adoring audience.

Would you like to glide along?

- [gasps]

- Are you okay? 'Cause I don't do mouth-to-mouth.

- That means I wanna go, but...

I have to meet my friends for our Squadaversary.

- [chuckles] Well. What would you rather do?

Hang out with your hero, or go talk to a turkey?

- Oh, you don't talk to the turkey,

we spin it and then we--

you're right, we don't get out much.

I'm coming with you. - Good call. Cue my theme song.

- ♪ Great Glider will take flight! ♪

♪ When he sees evil, he will fight, fight, fight! ♪

- ♪ Glide, Great Glider, glide! ♪

♪ Yeah!

- ARC: Do you wanna know a secret?

- CIARA: I'm a princess,

whose father won't let her become a knight.

Please let me go to Knight School, Daddy, please, please!

So I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.

Yes!

- ARC: And I'm Arc.

A charming thief who has the same dream.

I'm destined to become a knight.

- CIARA: But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed

at Knight School.

- ARC: So I'm pretending I belong here.

- CIARA: Now, we protect each other's secrets.

- ARC: So we can achieve our dream of becoming Knights.

- ♪ We are the Knight Squad, hey! ♪♪

- ♪

- Where's Arc? He's two hours late.

- Yeah, we can't play Turkey Talk without him,

it's against the rules.

- Oh, actually, there are no rules.

I made up this game because I was craving turkey.

- Let me just grab my wallet, it's right here in my--

See you, sucker! [laughs]

- [thud] - [groans]

- He'll take that knuckle sandwich to go.

- [applause]

- But hold the tomatoes,

because they have a weird texture.

- You don't need to talk.

- Hey, guys.

- Arc, you were with Great Glider this whole time?

Do you know how hard it was to keep Prudie away

from the Turkey? - [smacking]

- Prudie, no.

- Yeah, you're missing our Squadaversary.

- I'm sorry, but now that I'm here,

you have my undivided attention.

And--oh, my gosh, he's getting away!

[grunts] [karate scream]

- [cheering and applause]

- Arc, you kicked this crook like a crook-kicking boss.

- Thanks! I was the captain of my kickball team!

- Let's get this guy to the dungeon.

- Oh, guys, we can do this later, right?

- Not, really-- - Thanks for understanding.

- Arc just bailed on us. - Don't worry.

When Great Glider leaves,

everything will go back to normal.

- PRUDIE: [burps]

- Prudie, did you just eat the whole turkey?

- I waited two hours. I deserved it.

- So Arc ditched his friends for Great Glider.

You know, if that superhero sticks around,

he could break up their Squad.

We have to keep Great Glider here.

- But we're almost done making the Glidey gas.

- Or are we? - We are! [giggles]

- Or are we? - We are.

- Or are we? - We are!

- Or are we?! - We are almost done!

- [indistinct arguing]

- ♪

♪ Na-na-na

- Nothing like the sweet sound of a trip wire.

- [trip wire bouncing]

- [babbles]

- I told you.

If someone saves the King, they get a kingly reward,

that's why we're gonna "save him."

- Ooh. - BOTH: [snickering]

- KING: I'm just going outside for my daily cookie break.

- Oh, here he comes, time to catch a King.

Oh, no! I caught myself!

- Let's see what today's cookie is.

Oatmeal raisin?!

Oh, how could this day get any worse?

[screams]

- [thud]

- I'm okay.

I landed on a soft, stinky pillow.

- That's no pillow, that's Slobwick!

- [chattering]

- Slobwick saved the King!

- [cheering and applause]

- This creature shall get a kingly reward.

But first... send that cookie to the dungeon!

- [snickering]

- ♪

- Alright, all we have to do is blow up the Glidey gas

so that Great Glider will be stuck here.

Pass me the blast berries.

Did you eat one?

- [coughs] No. [giggles]

- [flame pops]

Maybe.

- Man, I don't want Great Glider to go.

He's so awesome.

He even taught me his stare of truth.

- Sometimes I say I wear deodorant but I don't!

- Looks like my Glidey gas is almost ready.

Students, last chance for a selfie with a real hero.

- Better than--

you can also take pictures with me.

- [cameras clicking]

- I've gotta get rid of this guy.

Is the gas almost ready?

- Uh--uh-- - Sir Gareth, be careful!

- [scoffs] Uh-oh.

That sounds means I'm about to lose another body part.

- [explosion] - [screams]

- No! No! My plutroleum's destroyed!

Now I'm stuck in Astoria.

- Yes! - No!

Please! Please tell me there's more plutroleum!

[cries]

- No. It's extremely rare. [giggles]

I mean the sad version of that.

- Great Glider, now that you live here,

you could be Astoria's superhero.

- Hmm, that's true.

But I'd need a sidekick,

someone who's smart and makes good decisions.

- Oh. [laughs] I thought he was gonna ask Arc.

- Oh. - [laughing]

- Oh, I'm not asking Arc.

I'm asking Glidey Boy!

- I'm Glidey Boy? - No, you're Arc-y Boy,

and your super power is friendship.

- Yeah, there's no way you can be his sidekick

and still have time to go to Knight School.

- Wow.

So I have to choose between my dreams?

I don't know what to do.

- I know the answer,

it starts with "You better choose Knight School"

and ends with "or I'm gonna smack you."

- Well, maybe the stare of truth will help you decide.

- I really wanna be a superhero,

but I don't want Ciara to smack me!

- Good choice.

- ♪

- I'm a superhero!

Where did my other clothes go?

Doesn't matter. I'm a superhero!

- ♪

- ♪

- It just feels so weird now that Arc quit Knight School

to become a superhero.

- What do you mean? Arc's still here.

No, he's not, I just dressed up a tree.

- Guys, trust me, Arc is just going through a phase.

Next time we see him, he'll be back to normal.

- ARC: Glidey Booooooyyy!

Someone order a hero?

- Oh, I'm glad you're here, I forgot to give you something.

- [smacks]

- My super muscles barely felt that.

- When are you gonna snap out of this and hang up the tights?

- Okay, never. Right? I wanna help people.

Being a superhero allows me to do that.

- So does being a knight.

- Yeah, but there's no guarantee I'm gonna become a knight.

Or that I'm gonna find my old clothes.

- PHONE: Time to be Glidey!

- Oh, that's my alert. I gotta go.

By the way, that's a good-looking tree.

Glidey Booooy!

- Okay. New plan.

Since Arc won't quit,

we have to get rid of Great Glider.

- Wish that Glidey gas hadn't exploded.

- Yeah, how could that even happen?

- Sage got the ingredients. - And Sage mixed it together.

- And Sage is pointing and laughing at us.

- [laughing]

- Sage. We know you destroyed the Glidey gas.

- What? I would never force Great Glider to stay here

so that Arc could choose him over you dumb-dumbs.

- And we certainly did not blow it up with blast berries.

[laughs] - [flame popping]

- Sage, what you did was not cool.

You have to help us fix it.

- And what makes you think I'd ever do that?

- Attention.

Now that Arc is a super zero, I had to rearrange the Squads.

Sage, you're in Phoenix now.

- So, I've had time to reconsider

and I wanna help you now.

I'll make the gas right this time.

- You can't make it, there's no more plutroleum.

- Actually, I do know of a troll mine

that happens to have plenty of it.

- But trolls don't like outsiders.

How are we supposed to sneak in?

- Maybe I can use my magic to turn some of us into trolls.

- I know I said I'd help you,

but there is no way you're turning us into trolls.

You turned us into trolls!

- [giggles] Look! My eyebrows are kissing.

- ♪ Na-na, na-na-na, oh!

- Slobwick shall receive a kingly reward

for saving me from a major boo-boo.

Present his treasure.

A butt-load of chicken nuggets.

- I guess dreams do come true!

- [applause]

- I would've given you more, but I'm pretty sure

when I fell on you, you gave me fleas.

- We did it, Slobby. [chuckles] It's nugget time.

Relax, we're best friends.

- [denying grunt]

- What do you mean, no? - [babbles]

- Wait, you want the nuggets all to yourself?

- Yep. - Why, you! Come here!

You won't get away with this, you nugget nabber!

- [laughs]

Ah! [munching]

- ♪

♪ Na-na-na, na

- Hey! Who are you two?

- We work for you, stinkwad.

- Aww, compliments will get you nowhere.

Now get to work, let's go!

- Ugh. [laughs]

This smells more like poo-troleum. [laughs]

Right, guys?

Just find a bucket.

- And so I told the ogre,

"It's not my fault your face looks like your butt!"

- [laughing] - Isn't she hilarious?!

- Hilarious?! Did you just say something nice?

- [clears throat] No, sir.

- You showed me respect! These two aren't trolls!

Intruders!

- ♪

- Guys, I found a bucket!

I mean, this isn't my house.

- ♪

- ♪ Eh, eh, eh-eh, eh

♪ Ah, eh-eh, eh

- Wow, I have never had fans before.

- They adore you almost as much as they adore me.

- And my third grade teacher

said I'd never amount to anything.

Take that, Mom!

- Eh?

- I was home-schooled. - Oh.

- ♪

- Go for Glidey Boy.

- Arc, we're in a troll mine and we've been captured and--

- Hey! Give me that mirror!

Oh, and how did you get reception down here?

- Great Glider, the Phoenix Squad has been

captured by trolls, we have to help them.

- Of course we will.

After we sign all these autographs.

- But don't we have a responsibility to help people?

- [groans] Yes.

But we also have a responsibility to our fans,

and they wanna see your cool new action figure!

- Ooh.

- How do they cram so much handsome

into that little guy?

- So, what's it gonna be?

Your friends, or the fans who make it all worthwhile?

And while you're thinking about it,

I'm gonna sing your new theme song.

♪ It's Glidey Boy, he's got his own toy ♪

♪ Oh, joy, oh, joy

♪ It's Glidey Boy!

- [cheering and applause]

- ♪

- Pardon me, might an old, smelly man,

get to look at the hero.

- [babbles]

- I'm back, you no-good thief!

- [gasps] - Give me my nugget--

- [barking] [babbling]

- Go ahead, call the guards, I'll tell everyone

you helped me trick the King.

- [babbles] - You tricked the King?

- Yeah, it was so crazy, the King's not that smart.

- BOTH: Uh-oh.

- [babbles] - I'm sorry too, Slobby.

It was the nuggets, they can drive a man crazy.

- [babbles] - Less talking, more sweeping.

While I enjoy this cookie.

Oatmeal raisin again?!

- ♪

- [groans] Just fall already, will ya?!

I'm late for my son's troll-mitzvah!

- Well, too bad. - There's nothing you can do

to make us fall.

- But mazel tov on your son's big day.

- You might as well give up, no one's coming to save you.

- ♪

- [grunts]

- ♪

- Arc, you came! - Yeah!

And I found my old clothes.

They were under my uniform the whole time.

- Trolls! Stop him!

- ♪ - [grunting]

- [swords clashing]

- ALL: [grunting]

- Warwick, you get the plutroleum,

we'll handle these guys.

- [grunting] - [swords clashing]

- We can't let them kick all the troll butt.

- [thud] - Let's get cracking.

[karate yell] [giggles]

- [grunting]

- [yells]

- ♪

- Well, it's been fun, but I hate fun, so...toodles!

- I got the plutroleum... and found a bathroom,

it was surprisingly clean.

- Sorry I got swept up in being a superhero,

but when I saw you guys were in trouble,

I knew I needed to be with my Squad.

- Happy Squadaversary.

- I kept some in case you changed your mind.

- No, more trolls! - No, it's us, you super dork.

And thanks for nothing, we freed ourselves.

- [giggling] I used my troll teeth to chew us free.

- Come on, let's go make some Glidey gas

and send that superhero on his way.

- What--you're still gonna change us back, right?

Don't walk away!

- [grunts] - [smacking]

- I know you hear me!

- ♪ Na-na, na-na, eh

♪ Hey!

♪

♪ Hey!

♪

♪ Hey!

♪

- ♪