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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,990 --> 00:00:22,260 LARRY: Previously on Doom Patrol... 2 00:00:22,292 --> 00:00:24,435 - Who are you, again? - The Beard Hunter. 3 00:00:25,097 --> 00:00:27,541 ERNEST: Your facial hair connects me directly to the brain stem. 4 00:00:27,565 --> 00:00:29,500 - You're not in control. - VIC: Grid, stop! 5 00:00:29,533 --> 00:00:30,619 Careful! 6 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,137 RITA: What the hell happened back there? 7 00:00:33,170 --> 00:00:34,671 VIC: Ever since my reset button got pushed, 8 00:00:34,673 --> 00:00:36,408 something's been wrong in my system. 9 00:00:36,442 --> 00:00:38,608 The rest of the team can't know. They'll worry I'm turning into that 10 00:00:38,609 --> 00:00:40,578 psychopath in Jane's painting. 11 00:00:40,612 --> 00:00:42,589 JANE: If you want your life back, why don't you just call her? 12 00:00:42,613 --> 00:00:44,182 - CLIFF: Who? - JANE: Your daughter. 13 00:00:44,215 --> 00:00:46,850 CLIFF: What the hell is she doing with Bump? 14 00:00:46,884 --> 00:00:48,219 - [SCREAMS] - [BANG] 15 00:00:48,252 --> 00:00:50,154 There's supposed to be a man there. 16 00:00:50,188 --> 00:00:52,356 It's like he just walked out of the comic book. 17 00:00:52,390 --> 00:00:54,826 JOHN: I have no say in our relationship, Larry. 18 00:00:54,859 --> 00:00:57,419 LARRY: Because I'm the one who actually has something to lose. 19 00:00:58,195 --> 00:00:59,796 JOHN: Larry, you there, bud? 20 00:00:59,829 --> 00:01:00,966 It's John. 21 00:01:02,066 --> 00:01:04,153 - I'll be right here. - Go. 22 00:01:05,203 --> 00:01:06,614 RITA: Has anybody seen her like this before? 23 00:01:06,638 --> 00:01:09,044 - CLIFF: How do we pull her out? - [LARRY GASPS] 24 00:02:15,675 --> 00:02:18,253 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 25 00:02:24,882 --> 00:02:28,632 [BALLAD PLAYING ON RADIO] 26 00:02:37,161 --> 00:02:38,996 [GASPS] 27 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:41,579 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 28 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,311 - [KNOCKING ON DOOR] - MAN: Open up. 29 00:02:47,472 --> 00:02:49,272 Captain Trainor, are you in there? 30 00:02:50,241 --> 00:02:51,808 Who wants to know? 31 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:53,350 Military police. 32 00:02:53,911 --> 00:02:56,614 [DOORKNOB RATTLING] 33 00:02:56,647 --> 00:02:58,811 Keep your hands where I can see 'em. 34 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,918 You asshole! 35 00:03:00,950 --> 00:03:02,152 [JOHN CHUCKLES] 36 00:03:02,186 --> 00:03:03,854 - [KEYS CLATTER] - Had you going there. 37 00:03:03,887 --> 00:03:05,855 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 38 00:03:05,889 --> 00:03:07,952 [BOTH MOAN] 39 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:11,162 How'd you find me? 40 00:03:11,194 --> 00:03:12,295 Easy. 41 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:14,198 A motel in the middle of nowhere. 42 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:16,288 - Not a soul in sight. - [LARRY CHUCKLES] 43 00:03:17,801 --> 00:03:19,641 Now, you want to tell me what the hell this is? 44 00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:21,124 Where we are? 45 00:03:21,149 --> 00:03:22,663 [SIGHS] 46 00:03:25,943 --> 00:03:29,393 - Do we care? - Hell, no. 47 00:03:34,185 --> 00:03:37,784 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 48 00:03:43,493 --> 00:03:48,144 ["MOON RIVER" PLAYING ON RADIO] 49 00:03:51,036 --> 00:03:53,477 - Smell this. It smells like heaven. - [SNIFFING] 50 00:03:54,104 --> 00:03:55,906 - Smells good. - [JOHN LAUGHS] 51 00:03:58,709 --> 00:03:59,710 - To us. - [GLASSES CLINKING] 52 00:03:59,711 --> 00:04:01,838 And whatever the hell this is. 53 00:04:02,212 --> 00:04:04,229 And to whatever the hell this is. 54 00:04:08,902 --> 00:04:12,338 Okay, so, the truck, that made sense. 55 00:04:12,389 --> 00:04:13,893 That was our place. 56 00:04:14,825 --> 00:04:19,068 But this, we've never been here before, so it's not a memory. 57 00:04:20,464 --> 00:04:21,995 Fever dream, maybe? 58 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:27,072 Oh. Oh. 59 00:04:27,305 --> 00:04:28,906 [SCOFFS] I'm dead, aren't I? 60 00:04:28,939 --> 00:04:31,975 [CHUCKLES] Are you dead? What are you talking about? 61 00:04:32,009 --> 00:04:34,146 Far from it. 62 00:04:34,178 --> 00:04:38,393 I used to drive by this place when I was going up the coast, 63 00:04:39,141 --> 00:04:40,811 and I told myself, 64 00:04:40,851 --> 00:04:44,080 "Someday, I'm going to go there with John Bowers." 65 00:04:46,415 --> 00:04:48,369 I guess today is someday. 66 00:04:49,093 --> 00:04:50,830 So this is how you wanted it. 67 00:04:51,762 --> 00:04:53,963 - [CHUCKLES] - Are you happy now? 68 00:04:55,932 --> 00:04:57,143 It's perfect. 69 00:04:57,367 --> 00:05:00,830 - Let's get to it, then. - Uh-huh. 70 00:05:02,173 --> 00:05:04,641 - [JOHN SIGHS] - Hey. Careful. Don't choke on it. 71 00:05:04,675 --> 00:05:07,018 Look at you, mother-hen. Why do you care so much? 72 00:05:13,910 --> 00:05:16,510 Because I love you. 73 00:05:18,422 --> 00:05:19,790 You know, I always wanted to... 74 00:05:19,822 --> 00:05:21,721 [GASPS] 75 00:05:22,459 --> 00:05:24,562 [CLIFF DISTORTED] What the hell happened here? 76 00:05:24,595 --> 00:05:26,596 RITA AND VIC DISTORTED: Long story. 77 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,705 VIC DISTORTED: What happened in there? 78 00:05:29,766 --> 00:05:32,310 CLIFF DISTORTED: Not my story to tell. 79 00:05:33,704 --> 00:05:36,373 - I get it. - CLIFF: The good thing is, she's back. 80 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,349 And... I think she's back. 81 00:05:40,845 --> 00:05:42,346 RITA: Are you okay, Larry? 82 00:05:42,379 --> 00:05:43,966 Yeah. 83 00:05:46,283 --> 00:05:48,607 Take me back, pal. 84 00:05:51,254 --> 00:05:52,701 Please. 85 00:05:53,189 --> 00:05:54,873 Please, take me back. 86 00:05:57,894 --> 00:05:59,430 [SCOFFS] 87 00:05:59,463 --> 00:06:02,377 NEWSCASTER: Protesters have gathered outside the armed robbery trial 88 00:06:02,401 --> 00:06:06,538 of Steve Larson, also known as Animal Vegetable Mineral Man, 89 00:06:06,572 --> 00:06:10,776 who, just yesterday, took the stand and said that he would rather, quote, 90 00:06:10,809 --> 00:06:15,207 "take a bullet" than testify against his alleged partner in crime, 91 00:06:15,372 --> 00:06:16,879 his dinosaur head. 92 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:20,483 In other bizarro news, Florida man Bump Weathers 93 00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:23,420 was massacred by a giant alligator this weekend 94 00:06:23,454 --> 00:06:25,889 and died in a tragic accident. 95 00:06:25,923 --> 00:06:30,160 Weathers was a long time pit crew boss to '80s car racing 96 00:06:30,194 --> 00:06:31,963 phenom Cliff Steele. 97 00:06:31,995 --> 00:06:35,166 Locals say that Weathers' bar, Salty Bump's, 98 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:39,170 is the hub of Cypressville, and he shall be missed. 99 00:06:39,204 --> 00:06:42,693 Bump is survived by his daughter, Clara. 100 00:06:43,442 --> 00:06:45,519 - VOICE 1: You're creating disharmony. - VOICE2: You're the primary. 101 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:46,776 VOICE 3: Listen. You're the one on top. 102 00:06:46,777 --> 00:06:49,257 - VOICE 4: An equilibrium. - VOICE 1: The more things remain out of balance... 103 00:06:49,281 --> 00:06:50,515 VOICE 5: There are rules. 104 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,160 VOICE 1: The more all of us are vulnerable. 105 00:06:52,184 --> 00:06:56,117 I once took a respite at Rockhaven Sanitarium in Glendale. 106 00:06:56,954 --> 00:07:00,423 The food was horrendous. But Marilyn Monroe's mother 107 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:01,725 - was my roommate. - Your point? 108 00:07:01,759 --> 00:07:04,312 It's essential to rest the mind. 109 00:07:05,562 --> 00:07:07,202 Is that what you think I was doing? 110 00:07:08,264 --> 00:07:10,235 - Resting my mind? - The point is, 111 00:07:10,267 --> 00:07:14,372 now that you're up and about, I feel that you owe me an apology. 112 00:07:14,404 --> 00:07:15,978 [SCOFFS] 113 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:20,206 Not since I understudied Bette Davis, 114 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:22,611 have I been so monomaniacally manipulated, 115 00:07:22,612 --> 00:07:26,216 mind-controlled, and emotionally abused. 116 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:27,337 Karen! 117 00:07:28,519 --> 00:07:30,040 Oh, yeah. 118 00:07:30,555 --> 00:07:32,290 Yeah, Karen's cray-cray. 119 00:07:33,456 --> 00:07:34,610 Yup. 120 00:07:34,958 --> 00:07:36,360 That's it? 121 00:07:36,394 --> 00:07:38,329 [SCOFFS] That's your apology? 122 00:07:38,362 --> 00:07:42,118 Do I look like I'm living in a late '90s rom-com, Rita? 123 00:07:42,466 --> 00:07:44,774 Why? Because I'm not fucking Karen! 124 00:07:45,336 --> 00:07:46,670 If you happen to see her... 125 00:07:46,704 --> 00:07:48,507 Sure. Mmm-hmm, except, no, 126 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:50,302 because what I'm trying to do now 127 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,540 is stay out of my head and find the Chief, 128 00:07:54,178 --> 00:07:57,880 which is why I called [YELLS] a team meeting! 129 00:07:57,882 --> 00:07:58,888 Hello! 130 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,473 CLIFF: Jane called this meeting? 131 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:03,465 Yes. Jane call meeting. 132 00:08:04,487 --> 00:08:08,028 All right, where's Vic and Larry? 133 00:08:09,761 --> 00:08:13,083 Oh. [YELLS] Thanks a lot, guys! 134 00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:18,134 [BEEPING] 135 00:08:18,168 --> 00:08:19,406 VIC: We're in. 136 00:08:22,107 --> 00:08:24,312 - [KEYBOARD CLACKING] - Hey, Grid, I'm here. 137 00:08:26,809 --> 00:08:32,398 _ 138 00:08:33,451 --> 00:08:38,451 Probably because I removed your operating system from my body, big guy. 139 00:08:38,791 --> 00:08:39,791 Huh. 140 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:42,115 Maybe it's because you're still rebooting. 141 00:08:43,373 --> 00:08:47,114 _ 142 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:51,418 Ever since we hit SOS and my arm regenerated, 143 00:08:52,736 --> 00:08:55,136 I've never felt so good. 144 00:08:55,161 --> 00:08:57,956 __ 145 00:08:58,207 --> 00:09:00,912 [CHUCKLES] L.O.L. 146 00:09:00,945 --> 00:09:02,923 - [KEYBOARD CLACKING] - Is that why my sonic cannon 147 00:09:02,947 --> 00:09:04,745 got all jacked up with the Beard Hunter? 148 00:09:05,201 --> 00:09:09,018 __ 149 00:09:12,873 --> 00:09:14,838 - [KEYBOARD CLACKING] - How much stronger am I? 150 00:09:14,956 --> 00:09:16,184 _ 151 00:09:16,383 --> 00:09:19,848 _ 152 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,044 - [KEYBOARD CLACKING] - But I don't see any 153 00:09:31,068 --> 00:09:32,284 more cybernetic growth. 154 00:09:32,308 --> 00:09:33,809 Grid, please confirm. 155 00:09:34,535 --> 00:09:39,658 _ 156 00:09:39,683 --> 00:09:42,514 What? 157 00:09:44,522 --> 00:09:47,357 In summary, it was very unpleasant. 158 00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:49,305 [CLAPS HANDS AND EXHALES] 159 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:58,302 Dear Chief, sorry we never found you. 160 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:01,807 We have no excuse, other than we're utterly incompetent. 161 00:10:01,847 --> 00:10:06,318 Oh, oh, look. We got a clue. From a teleporting, gender-queer street. 162 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:09,280 And based on Rita's description, we are now looking for, 163 00:10:09,313 --> 00:10:14,052 and I quote, "A hunky fellow, known as 'Hero of the Beach.'" 164 00:10:14,085 --> 00:10:18,022 Signed, the fucking totally useless Doom Patrol. 165 00:10:18,056 --> 00:10:20,991 - CLIFF: We're not the Doom Patrol. - God, no. 166 00:10:21,024 --> 00:10:23,327 JANE: We will be, if we don't get our shit together. 167 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:27,097 The Hero of the Beach is Flex Mentallo. 168 00:10:27,131 --> 00:10:29,801 That's right. How did you know that? 169 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:32,269 Look at the cereal box. 170 00:10:32,302 --> 00:10:34,774 - Mentall-Os! - Ah. 171 00:10:35,339 --> 00:10:36,673 Oh, you know what? 172 00:10:36,706 --> 00:10:38,649 You know what we need right now? 173 00:10:39,342 --> 00:10:41,227 Is a man 174 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,477 to eat the Chief's beard hair and track his essence. 175 00:10:46,484 --> 00:10:47,703 Oh, but wait. 176 00:10:49,596 --> 00:10:55,100 [SCOFFS] We had an actual Beard Hunter here in Doom Manor. 177 00:10:55,125 --> 00:11:00,496 A hair-gobbling bloodhound that could have led us 178 00:11:00,498 --> 00:11:03,383 straight to the Chief, but no. 179 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,633 And what's up with you? 180 00:11:06,064 --> 00:11:07,113 CLIFF: Bump's dead. 181 00:11:07,138 --> 00:11:09,258 Bump? The guy who screwed your wife? 182 00:11:10,274 --> 00:11:13,476 - You should be happy. - CLIFF: I am. I'm not. 183 00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:14,846 I need to see Clara. 184 00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:17,735 So you're gonna bail on us and go to some homewrecker's funeral? 185 00:11:17,914 --> 00:11:19,049 CLIFF: She's my daughter. 186 00:11:19,082 --> 00:11:23,539 Cliff, this is awful. You should be there. 187 00:11:24,121 --> 00:11:26,456 Flit, take me to Salty Bump's. 188 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:28,125 Don't talk to Flit. 189 00:11:28,158 --> 00:11:30,727 Flit, Clara's at Bump's bar 190 00:11:30,729 --> 00:11:32,440 - in Cypressville... - We are not your shuttle! 191 00:11:32,464 --> 00:11:34,250 Because nobody jumped in to save you 192 00:11:34,251 --> 00:11:36,234 when you were in need, right, Jane? 193 00:11:38,702 --> 00:11:39,851 Nobody. 194 00:11:40,971 --> 00:11:44,437 And I mean nobody saved me. 195 00:11:45,176 --> 00:11:48,984 - I vote we take this down a notch. - RITA: No, no, no. 196 00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:56,388 Ah! Hey. Here we go! 197 00:11:56,421 --> 00:11:58,722 - RITA: Where are we? - The Sunshine State. 198 00:11:58,755 --> 00:12:00,538 - RITA: Florida? - Enjoy! 199 00:12:00,924 --> 00:12:02,559 CLIFF: Deep breaths. [EXHALES] 200 00:12:02,592 --> 00:12:03,594 [BREATHING DEEPLY] 201 00:12:03,626 --> 00:12:05,663 What's wrong? You wanted to come. 202 00:12:05,697 --> 00:12:09,218 Uh, my daughter who thinks I died 30 years ago is inside that bar. 203 00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:11,445 She needs someone to lean on right now. 204 00:12:11,735 --> 00:12:13,370 She needs a hero! Oh! 205 00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:14,839 Phew! Boy! Dizzy. 206 00:12:14,871 --> 00:12:16,593 It's just nerves. 207 00:12:17,008 --> 00:12:19,809 Every performer worth their salt gets them. 208 00:12:19,844 --> 00:12:22,846 - [CLEARS THROAT] It means you care. - [GROANS] 209 00:12:22,879 --> 00:12:24,207 Now, stand up straight. 210 00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:27,218 Repeat after me. 211 00:12:27,484 --> 00:12:29,882 Red leather, yellow leather. 212 00:12:30,288 --> 00:12:32,507 "Red leather, yellow..." What? Why? 213 00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:36,225 Blow your lips, like a horse. 214 00:12:36,259 --> 00:12:37,361 [BLOWING LIPS] 215 00:12:37,394 --> 00:12:40,300 - No lips. Part of why I'm nervous. - Right. 216 00:12:41,032 --> 00:12:45,808 Ah! How about take a deep, cleansing breath 217 00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:48,471 all the way up through your diaphragm. 218 00:12:48,504 --> 00:12:50,776 Haaaah. 219 00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:54,472 CLIFF: Uh, I'm good. 220 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:59,519 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING] 221 00:13:00,118 --> 00:13:02,967 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 222 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:12,730 Oh, goody, we fit right in. 223 00:13:12,763 --> 00:13:15,166 Hey, Metallica! 224 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,511 Y'all friends of Bump's? 225 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,702 - CLIFF: Uh... - Who wasn't? 226 00:13:18,735 --> 00:13:22,245 What a lovely man. Tragic loss. 227 00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:23,440 CLIFF: Hi. 228 00:13:23,441 --> 00:13:26,477 I see you're admiring Bump's handiwork. 229 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:31,510 He made this Halloween costume for my friend years ago. 230 00:13:31,782 --> 00:13:33,485 - No shit. - Hmm. 231 00:13:33,518 --> 00:13:36,112 - Do you mind? - CLIFF: What? Mind, what? 232 00:13:37,221 --> 00:13:38,589 CLIFF: [WHISPERS] Rita. 233 00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:39,691 Huh. 234 00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:43,027 - CLIFF: Rita. - Reckon he used a Heliarc or a MIG? 235 00:13:43,061 --> 00:13:44,361 - MAN: It's a MIG. - CLIFF: Rita. 236 00:13:44,395 --> 00:13:45,972 - That's carbon steel, you jackass. - CLIFF: Rita. 237 00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:47,432 I'll be damned. 238 00:13:47,465 --> 00:13:52,011 - CLIFF: Rita. - Oh! Would you boys excuse us? 239 00:13:52,503 --> 00:13:53,800 RITA: Hmm. 240 00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:59,479 Well, butter my backside and call me Biscuit. 241 00:13:59,876 --> 00:14:02,103 What can I get for you, pretty lady? 242 00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:04,716 Gin and tonic. 243 00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:07,085 I want to fend off the mosquitoes while I'm here. 244 00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:09,401 Good idea. Something for your friend? 245 00:14:09,687 --> 00:14:11,654 Oh, no, he's on the wagon. 246 00:14:11,688 --> 00:14:13,490 Poor thing. Sharaine! 247 00:14:13,524 --> 00:14:16,260 G&T for the lady, and I'll take another pitcher of beer. 248 00:14:16,261 --> 00:14:17,427 SHARAINE: You got it, honey. 249 00:14:17,428 --> 00:14:21,091 Survey says you are not from around here. 250 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:22,887 - Too classy. - [CHUCKLES] 251 00:14:23,134 --> 00:14:24,512 Name's Big D. 252 00:14:28,105 --> 00:14:29,974 - Gertrude Cramp. - CLIFF: Huh? 253 00:14:30,006 --> 00:14:32,677 Ah, but most people call me Gertie. 254 00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:36,380 So, Gertie. You and tea kettle there an item? 255 00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:39,583 Heavens, no. He's just an old friend of the family. 256 00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:41,534 Well, in that case, maybe you'd like 257 00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:43,240 to split a basket of chicken with me? 258 00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:46,490 I'd be delighted, Big D. 259 00:14:46,523 --> 00:14:47,645 BIG D: Sharaine. 260 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,094 A basket of chicken. 261 00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:51,872 You got it, Big D. 262 00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:53,794 [BIG D LAUGHS] 263 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:56,802 RITA: Hmm. 264 00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:03,440 [VIC GRUNTS] 265 00:15:03,474 --> 00:15:04,974 [GROANING] 266 00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:12,279 [BLOOD DRIPPING] 267 00:15:28,532 --> 00:15:30,932 [GASPS] Oh, God. 268 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:34,721 [SIGHS] 269 00:15:41,445 --> 00:15:42,913 [GASPS] 270 00:15:42,947 --> 00:15:45,682 No. No, no, no. 271 00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:48,885 No! No. 272 00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:50,386 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 273 00:15:50,419 --> 00:15:51,990 JANE: Yo! 274 00:15:52,024 --> 00:15:55,716 I just found out that Flex Mentallo has a wife named Dolores. 275 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,106 She's old as fuck, but she's still alive. 276 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:02,786 "Wow. That's great, Jane." 277 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,448 We're meeting her in an hour. 278 00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:08,404 - [BANGS ON DOOR] - Hello! 279 00:16:08,437 --> 00:16:09,573 Hello, what? 280 00:16:09,606 --> 00:16:11,743 Look, just go meet her. You don't need my permission. 281 00:16:11,775 --> 00:16:14,946 Listen, Vic-wad, you're the genius who got a talking street 282 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:17,379 to tell us that Flex is the key to finding the Chief. 283 00:16:17,648 --> 00:16:19,567 Flex is MIA and... 284 00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:23,864 Well, his wife, Dolores, is all we got, so... 285 00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:26,598 I need your help, Vic. 286 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,497 [SIGHS] 287 00:16:30,711 --> 00:16:32,215 Okay. Uh... 288 00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:35,129 [SIGHS] Just give me a minute. 289 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,902 RITA: So you knew Bump? 290 00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:39,559 - We was neighbors. - Hmm. 291 00:16:40,437 --> 00:16:42,807 And I must have told him 1,000 times, 292 00:16:42,841 --> 00:16:46,324 if he's going looking for Frances, I will go with him. 293 00:16:47,077 --> 00:16:49,179 But did he call? Hell, no. 294 00:16:49,212 --> 00:16:50,849 Was Frances his girlfriend? 295 00:16:50,881 --> 00:16:53,985 No. Frances is the name of the gator what ended up 296 00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:56,628 eating his sorry ass. She's a legend. 297 00:16:57,855 --> 00:16:59,996 A lot of folks figure she ate the Unabomber. 298 00:17:00,224 --> 00:17:01,993 - And now, Bump. - Yeah. 299 00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:03,168 Poor old Bump. 300 00:17:04,199 --> 00:17:06,364 He ended up in the belly of that godforsaken beast 301 00:17:06,396 --> 00:17:08,683 somewhere's out there in the Okefenokee Swamp. 302 00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:11,089 That don't surprise me none either. 303 00:17:11,336 --> 00:17:13,816 Most gator hunters know, they see Frances coming, 304 00:17:13,971 --> 00:17:15,636 - they gonna skedaddle. - Mmm. 305 00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:17,082 But not old Bump. 306 00:17:17,474 --> 00:17:19,510 He just rushed right into danger. 307 00:17:19,544 --> 00:17:22,019 CLIFF: And straight into my wife's crotch. 308 00:17:22,279 --> 00:17:23,347 Say... Say what, now? 309 00:17:23,381 --> 00:17:27,384 [LAUGHS] Just kidding. Bump was awesome. 310 00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:30,954 [CHUCKLES] Why'd Bump want to catch Frances anyway? 311 00:17:30,988 --> 00:17:32,457 Well, you know Bump. 312 00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:36,361 I mean, he's... Get a wild hair, and not think things through 313 00:17:36,394 --> 00:17:37,761 and end up doing something stupid. 314 00:17:37,796 --> 00:17:39,830 Yeah. Like screwing someone else's wife! 315 00:17:39,865 --> 00:17:42,366 - [RITA CLEARS THROAT] - I'm just kidding. Again. 316 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,131 WOMAN: Thank you, Clara. 317 00:18:10,228 --> 00:18:13,513 LARRY: Please, I want to go back to that dream. 318 00:18:14,065 --> 00:18:15,552 I'll never ask again. 319 00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:19,302 Maybe you're tired. I get it. Okay? 320 00:18:20,084 --> 00:18:22,353 But why'd you take me all the way there 321 00:18:22,507 --> 00:18:25,107 if you weren't going to let me play the whole thing out? 322 00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:27,459 [SIGHS] 323 00:18:28,512 --> 00:18:31,232 I need to see him, pal. Please. 324 00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:34,670 [GASPS] 325 00:18:35,152 --> 00:18:39,076 - [PEOPLE CHATTERING] - [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 326 00:18:42,826 --> 00:18:44,326 Excuse me. 327 00:18:52,135 --> 00:18:54,560 Hey, hey, hey, where you heading? 328 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,173 Stay and talk. 329 00:18:56,207 --> 00:18:58,410 No, thanks. I'm looking for somebody. 330 00:18:58,443 --> 00:19:00,110 JOHN: First of all, you're underestimating 331 00:19:00,111 --> 00:19:01,773 - writing stream of consciousness. - MAN: Okay, look, 332 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,690 all I'm saying is that anybody could get loaded 333 00:19:03,691 --> 00:19:05,450 and write the first thing that comes to mind. 334 00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:07,194 JOHN: But this one is different. This one is different. 335 00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:09,221 Okay, there's a wicked wind, wild orgy. 336 00:19:09,253 --> 00:19:11,665 And they get so wasted, they blow off dinner with Henry Miller. 337 00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,857 - Can you imagine? - I would never forgive myself. 338 00:19:13,892 --> 00:19:15,691 - You'll love it. - You had me at Henry Miller. 339 00:19:15,692 --> 00:19:18,061 - You had me at orgy. - Oh, you're so bad! 340 00:19:18,095 --> 00:19:19,297 - [ALL LAUGHING] - You came? 341 00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,030 - LARRY: Hey. - Boy, you came! 342 00:19:21,065 --> 00:19:22,611 - Thank God I found you. - Oh. 343 00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:27,672 Guys, this is the Larry I was telling you about. 344 00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:29,507 - Hey. - Down, boy. You know he's taken. 345 00:19:29,539 --> 00:19:32,009 Who cares? It's a free country. I mean, look at him. 346 00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:33,776 MAN: Oh, my gosh, stop it. Look, he's blushing. 347 00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:35,230 Hey, can we go? 348 00:19:35,597 --> 00:19:38,115 [LAUGHS] You just got here. Relax. 349 00:19:38,148 --> 00:19:39,960 Enjoy yourself. Get a drink. 350 00:19:42,153 --> 00:19:43,153 Okay. 351 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,095 All right, bud. 352 00:19:51,127 --> 00:19:52,763 He's cute. 353 00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:56,327 MAN: Oh, my gosh. He looks like a movie star. 354 00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:58,702 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 355 00:19:58,737 --> 00:20:01,760 What the hell, pal? Change it back to the motel. 356 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,018 I mean it. 357 00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:08,968 We're trying to work together here, right? 358 00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:12,562 This isn't what I want. Change it back. Now. 359 00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:15,476 MAN: Are you gonna play something? 360 00:20:25,563 --> 00:20:29,099 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING] 361 00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,934 Woman, you love you some chicken. 362 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,367 [LAUGHS] Uh-huh. 363 00:20:43,914 --> 00:20:46,951 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Here I go. 364 00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:49,534 [CLIFF MUTTERING] 365 00:20:52,557 --> 00:20:53,959 [SHARAINE WHISTLES] 366 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:58,796 Everybody, shut the fuck up, so Clara can say something. 367 00:20:59,163 --> 00:21:02,500 - I don't know if I... - Oh, come on, get on up there, hon. 368 00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:04,288 We want to hear from you. 369 00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:07,219 [SIGHS] Okay. 370 00:21:13,676 --> 00:21:14,835 Thanks. 371 00:21:15,913 --> 00:21:17,202 You a friend of Bump's? 372 00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:20,373 Yeah, I am. Yeah. 373 00:21:20,852 --> 00:21:22,366 Well, I'm real glad you're here. 374 00:21:27,892 --> 00:21:30,929 Well, um, I just want to thank y'all for coming out today. 375 00:21:30,961 --> 00:21:33,327 This would have meant a lot to my dad. [VOICE BREAKING] 376 00:21:33,832 --> 00:21:36,901 Y'all know Bump took me in after the accident. 377 00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:38,603 He taught me the important things, 378 00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:41,606 like how to tie a cherry stem knot with my tongue. [LAUGHS] 379 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,843 - [ALL LAUGHING] - How to change my alternator. 380 00:21:43,868 --> 00:21:45,451 How to kick a guy in the balls. 381 00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:46,544 [ALL LAUGHING] 382 00:21:46,576 --> 00:21:48,412 That's probably why I'm still single. 383 00:21:48,445 --> 00:21:49,746 [ALL LAUGH] 384 00:21:49,779 --> 00:21:51,468 Um... 385 00:21:52,982 --> 00:21:54,515 Anyhoo, uh... 386 00:21:55,553 --> 00:21:58,663 When I turned 18, we made it official, 387 00:21:58,891 --> 00:22:00,624 and Bump adopted me. 388 00:22:00,991 --> 00:22:04,695 I had gotten this little inheritance when my birth parents died, 389 00:22:04,729 --> 00:22:07,565 and part of that was this gold watch. 390 00:22:07,597 --> 00:22:09,108 It meant a lot to me. 391 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,327 But what meant more to me was this man who had cared for me 392 00:22:14,605 --> 00:22:16,941 and asked for nothing in return. 393 00:22:16,974 --> 00:22:18,710 [CHUCKLES] I don't know. Maybe it was silly, 394 00:22:18,742 --> 00:22:24,290 but that gold watch was the most valuable thing I owned, 395 00:22:24,315 --> 00:22:25,583 and I wanted him to have it. 396 00:22:25,615 --> 00:22:30,121 So I had it inscribed, "To Dad, you're my hero." 397 00:22:30,154 --> 00:22:34,444 And... And I gave it to him when the adoption was final. 398 00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:36,547 Yeah. [SNIFFLES] 399 00:22:36,548 --> 00:22:38,930 Y'all know Bump had this urgent way of looking at life, 400 00:22:38,931 --> 00:22:40,807 like it was ice cream on a hot day, 401 00:22:40,832 --> 00:22:43,867 and he just had to eat it fast. Carpe Diem, he'd say, 402 00:22:43,902 --> 00:22:47,739 which he said was Latin for, "Don't waste a goddamn minute, 403 00:22:47,771 --> 00:22:49,751 'cause you never know when your time is up." 404 00:22:51,742 --> 00:22:54,144 [VOICE BREAKING] Well, that stupid idiot, he was out there 405 00:22:54,179 --> 00:22:58,214 just Carpe-fucking-Dieming when he went into the belly of a gator 406 00:22:58,249 --> 00:23:00,389 and took that damn watch with him. 407 00:23:02,252 --> 00:23:03,864 Makes no sense why he did it. 408 00:23:05,323 --> 00:23:10,323 But it also makes no sense why he'd take a little girl under his wing 409 00:23:10,909 --> 00:23:12,561 when he had his whole life ahead of him. 410 00:23:14,767 --> 00:23:16,374 So, uh... 411 00:23:17,935 --> 00:23:21,257 So here's to the good things that make no sense. 412 00:23:21,898 --> 00:23:25,358 Here's to my dad. He'll always be my hero. [CHUCKLES] 413 00:23:26,309 --> 00:23:28,686 [ALL CHEERING] 414 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:33,284 - Did you talk to her? - No, I didn't talk to her! 415 00:23:33,317 --> 00:23:35,179 But she was right there! 416 00:23:35,752 --> 00:23:38,288 Didn't you hear what she said? Bump was her hero! 417 00:23:38,321 --> 00:23:40,525 Of course, he was. He raised her. 418 00:23:40,557 --> 00:23:42,059 It's not a competition, Cliff. 419 00:23:42,093 --> 00:23:44,428 Are you crazy? He took in an orphan girl. 420 00:23:44,461 --> 00:23:45,864 How am I gonna beat that? 421 00:23:45,865 --> 00:23:49,566 I think your love and a sincere apology should suffice. 422 00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:51,758 No, no, no, no. 423 00:23:53,136 --> 00:23:54,852 Frances. 424 00:23:56,874 --> 00:23:57,874 What? 425 00:24:06,182 --> 00:24:09,482 ["MOON RIVER" PLAYING] 426 00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:20,608 Come on. 427 00:24:22,232 --> 00:24:23,522 Come on. 428 00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:25,389 - LARRY: What? - Come on. 429 00:24:31,709 --> 00:24:35,032 Dark corner, away from everybody. 430 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,946 [CHUCKLES] 431 00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:40,245 - One dance. - Okay. 432 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,053 - One dance. - I'll take what I can get. 433 00:24:42,086 --> 00:24:46,156 - [LARRY SCOFFS] - Hey, you asked for context. Here it is. 434 00:24:46,157 --> 00:24:47,892 We're in the heart of the happening, Larry. 435 00:24:47,893 --> 00:24:49,026 - I know. I know. - This is it. 436 00:24:49,027 --> 00:24:51,243 I get it. I get it. It's just... 437 00:24:52,496 --> 00:24:54,446 - It's a lot. - [CHUCKLES] 438 00:24:54,999 --> 00:24:57,899 Hey, appreciate what we have here. 439 00:24:58,803 --> 00:25:00,038 - Okay? - Yeah. 440 00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:03,266 Back home in Erie, Rawhide didn't open until '79. 441 00:25:04,474 --> 00:25:06,009 Shit. 442 00:25:06,044 --> 00:25:09,032 Until then, the nearest gay bar was six hours away in Philly. 443 00:25:10,948 --> 00:25:12,157 Rawhide? 444 00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:15,094 Erie, PA. What are you saying? 445 00:25:15,385 --> 00:25:16,579 [JOHN CHUCKLES] 446 00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:18,344 I'm saying, we're safe here. 447 00:25:18,957 --> 00:25:21,821 LARRY: And we'd be safe back at that motel. 448 00:25:22,926 --> 00:25:26,680 Look, I know, I know I should be okay with all this, 449 00:25:27,397 --> 00:25:29,016 but there's no privacy here. 450 00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:35,571 - Who's gonna see you here, Larry? - What? 451 00:25:36,272 --> 00:25:38,910 - I don't know. - Because, 452 00:25:38,942 --> 00:25:41,547 right now, we could go anywhere. 453 00:25:41,913 --> 00:25:44,047 We could do anything. 454 00:25:44,315 --> 00:25:45,743 But we can't 455 00:25:46,049 --> 00:25:49,251 because, even in this dream, or whatever the hell this is, 456 00:25:49,386 --> 00:25:51,955 you're still worried about what other people think. 457 00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:55,318 - No, no... - Yes. Yes, you are. 458 00:25:56,827 --> 00:25:58,130 Yes, you are. 459 00:25:58,962 --> 00:26:01,396 If you're not running from the military, it's your wife. 460 00:26:01,632 --> 00:26:03,036 - And if it's not your wife... - Hey. 461 00:26:03,037 --> 00:26:04,186 then it's a table of perfectly wonderful guys. 462 00:26:04,210 --> 00:26:05,212 No, that is not... 463 00:26:05,236 --> 00:26:08,138 I just want us alone. I want to be with you. 464 00:26:08,173 --> 00:26:10,608 [LOUDLY] Then be with me, Larry. Here! 465 00:26:10,642 --> 00:26:13,128 Or at the table or at the bar! What does it matter 466 00:26:13,129 --> 00:26:15,040 - as long as we're together? - Okay. Okay. 467 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,948 You're right, okay? I need to change. 468 00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:20,037 [SCOFFS] Don't you think you would've if you could've by now? 469 00:26:23,027 --> 00:26:24,935 You've got to let go, Larry. 470 00:26:25,123 --> 00:26:28,005 The world has changed, and you've stayed the same. 471 00:26:28,763 --> 00:26:30,075 Hiding out in the back of pickup trucks, 472 00:26:30,076 --> 00:26:31,671 holing up in out-of-the-way motels. 473 00:26:31,695 --> 00:26:33,435 Never breaking out of your damn box. 474 00:26:34,031 --> 00:26:35,365 What kind of life is that? 475 00:26:35,566 --> 00:26:36,566 John. 476 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,770 John, I swear, I'll change. Just give me a chance. 477 00:26:39,804 --> 00:26:41,365 I'm all out of chances, Larry. 478 00:26:41,806 --> 00:26:43,693 I don't want to spend my last days like this. 479 00:26:44,173 --> 00:26:45,263 What? 480 00:26:45,476 --> 00:26:48,419 You want a chance? Take one. 481 00:26:49,145 --> 00:26:51,490 John. John! 482 00:26:52,982 --> 00:26:54,169 John! 483 00:26:56,987 --> 00:26:58,055 John! 484 00:26:58,056 --> 00:26:59,056 [PANTING] 485 00:26:59,057 --> 00:27:01,666 What is going on? What's happening? 486 00:27:02,492 --> 00:27:03,807 Answer me! 487 00:27:04,829 --> 00:27:09,829 Look, I know you're not the best communicator, okay? Join the club. 488 00:27:10,335 --> 00:27:13,471 Why did John say he didn't want to spend his last days like this? 489 00:27:14,771 --> 00:27:17,142 What chance am I supposed to take? 490 00:27:19,650 --> 00:27:21,807 [SIGHS] Come on, pal. Come on, pal. 491 00:27:22,278 --> 00:27:23,525 Help me out. 492 00:27:24,213 --> 00:27:25,767 What's going on? 493 00:27:26,784 --> 00:27:27,834 [SIGHS] 494 00:27:58,214 --> 00:28:00,116 "Erie"? 495 00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:01,799 Is that it? 496 00:28:09,794 --> 00:28:11,796 RITA: Did you not hear what Big D said? 497 00:28:11,828 --> 00:28:14,731 People that go after Frances never come back. 498 00:28:14,765 --> 00:28:16,233 This is insane, even for you, Cliff. 499 00:28:16,267 --> 00:28:18,903 Why'd you tell Big D that your name was Gertrude Cramp? 500 00:28:18,935 --> 00:28:22,603 Because, unlike you, I'm not running away anymore. 501 00:28:23,141 --> 00:28:27,077 I'm trying to face my fears and remember who I was 502 00:28:27,111 --> 00:28:28,846 before I was Rita Farr. 503 00:28:31,582 --> 00:28:33,351 Gertrude is my real name. 504 00:28:33,384 --> 00:28:36,488 Well, then I want to be Clara's dad again. 505 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,541 That's who I was before I became this tool shed. 506 00:28:40,213 --> 00:28:41,635 But I can't do it without that watch. 507 00:28:41,659 --> 00:28:43,094 This is about a watch? 508 00:28:43,126 --> 00:28:45,396 A watch isn't going to win her back. 509 00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:47,332 All a girl wants is her father's time. 510 00:28:47,365 --> 00:28:50,134 Well, I blew that. All I can do now is make up for it. 511 00:28:50,167 --> 00:28:51,836 Why don't you just buy a new watch? 512 00:28:51,868 --> 00:28:53,337 What is so special about that watch? 513 00:28:53,371 --> 00:28:55,074 Because it's my fucking watch. Okay! 514 00:28:55,106 --> 00:28:57,884 I won it in the Dallas Speedway in 1976 515 00:28:57,885 --> 00:28:58,977 in a neck-in-neck with Flip Jackson. 516 00:28:59,001 --> 00:29:04,202 And that watch means something to her. So, if I have to bear wrestle 517 00:29:04,236 --> 00:29:06,250 an alligator to prove that I still care about her, 518 00:29:06,284 --> 00:29:08,182 then, God damn it, that's what I'm gonna do. 519 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,722 Ooh! Well, what about me? 520 00:29:11,757 --> 00:29:15,459 What am I supposed to do while you wade into the heart of darkness? 521 00:29:15,491 --> 00:29:16,493 Stand on the shore? 522 00:29:16,528 --> 00:29:19,297 Wait to be eaten alive by some tsetse horde? 523 00:29:19,329 --> 00:29:20,807 - I don't care. - [FLIES BUZZING] 524 00:29:21,531 --> 00:29:24,402 [EXCLAIMS AND SIGHS] 525 00:29:24,435 --> 00:29:26,302 I should have had another gin and tonic. 526 00:29:27,538 --> 00:29:28,833 [SIGHS] 527 00:29:29,264 --> 00:29:30,380 Ugh! 528 00:29:32,168 --> 00:29:35,380 - [RITA GRUNTING] - [FROG CROAKING] 529 00:29:56,867 --> 00:29:58,864 [DOORBELL RINGS] 530 00:30:02,073 --> 00:30:04,458 Hello, can I help you? 531 00:30:05,242 --> 00:30:07,003 I'm an old friend of John's. 532 00:30:07,411 --> 00:30:08,880 From the military. 533 00:30:10,048 --> 00:30:12,935 Captain Larry Trainor. 534 00:30:14,136 --> 00:30:15,981 [GASPS] I can't believe it. 535 00:30:18,088 --> 00:30:20,019 - The bandages. - Yeah. 536 00:30:21,878 --> 00:30:24,061 Yeah, I was just in the neighborhood, 537 00:30:24,095 --> 00:30:27,419 - and I wondered if he... - Of course. Come in. 538 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,128 He's been drifting in and out. 539 00:30:46,285 --> 00:30:50,214 And your ears must have been burning, 'cause he keeps saying your name. 540 00:30:50,688 --> 00:30:51,933 [CHUCKLES] 541 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:21,496 JOHN: Larry. 542 00:31:23,221 --> 00:31:25,549 You son of a bitch. 543 00:31:27,057 --> 00:31:29,056 I can't believe you came. 544 00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:31,650 LARRY: Hey. 545 00:31:34,597 --> 00:31:35,699 [JOHN SIGHS] 546 00:31:36,266 --> 00:31:37,339 I... 547 00:31:38,669 --> 00:31:40,300 I thought it was all a dream. 548 00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:43,714 I had a bad fever for about a week. 549 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,277 I conked out. I saw the white light. 550 00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:49,180 I thought, "Well, John, old boy, 551 00:31:49,212 --> 00:31:51,144 it was a good run. 552 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:55,472 Wheels up. All systems go." 553 00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:02,230 But when I got closer to the light... 554 00:32:05,128 --> 00:32:08,050 [SIGHS] I saw you. 555 00:32:10,902 --> 00:32:12,168 Good God. 556 00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:17,470 That steak sandwich was fucking awesome, wasn't it? [LAUGHING] 557 00:32:17,642 --> 00:32:20,543 LARRY: I'd go back to that motel in a heartbeat. 558 00:32:23,114 --> 00:32:25,511 [SIGHS] 559 00:32:27,951 --> 00:32:29,714 I gotta be honest with you. 560 00:32:31,087 --> 00:32:34,269 At this stage in my life, I'm too old to ask how. 561 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:40,545 You're here, Larry. 562 00:32:44,601 --> 00:32:46,082 [JOHN SIGHS] 563 00:32:47,003 --> 00:32:48,300 You're here. 564 00:32:51,107 --> 00:32:54,044 [CHUCKLES] It's so romantic in here, 565 00:32:54,045 --> 00:32:57,013 amongst the diapers and decongestant, isn't it? 566 00:32:57,644 --> 00:33:00,168 [LAUGHS AND SIGHS] 567 00:33:01,085 --> 00:33:02,668 Let's go to the porch. 568 00:33:04,355 --> 00:33:07,582 And, if you don't mind, darling, 569 00:33:09,059 --> 00:33:11,277 - I need a lift. - You got it. 570 00:33:12,896 --> 00:33:14,846 [JOHN GRUNTS] 571 00:33:22,006 --> 00:33:24,082 LARRY: Up we go. [GRUNTS] 572 00:33:25,276 --> 00:33:30,276 JOHN: Good God, you're still so strong. 573 00:33:46,664 --> 00:33:49,534 What I said in the bar, it was selfish of me 574 00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:52,636 to bring my crap into our fantasy. I'm sorry. 575 00:33:52,671 --> 00:33:56,340 LARRY: Are you kidding? I'm here because of what you said. 576 00:33:56,374 --> 00:33:58,676 Part of me hoped you'd come. 577 00:33:58,710 --> 00:34:02,246 Let's face it, other than Evette, I got no one left. 578 00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:04,516 Everyone's croaked. 579 00:34:04,548 --> 00:34:06,416 That's what they don't tell you. 580 00:34:06,451 --> 00:34:09,152 You enter wearing diapers and eating baby food, 581 00:34:09,186 --> 00:34:11,662 and you exit the same damned way. 582 00:34:13,324 --> 00:34:15,123 It's just my way of saying, 583 00:34:16,728 --> 00:34:18,592 I'm very glad you came, 584 00:34:20,030 --> 00:34:21,342 Larry Trainor. 585 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:31,146 This is where she said to meet, right? 586 00:34:31,491 --> 00:34:34,834 [DOORS OPEN] 587 00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:37,240 Where the hell is she? 588 00:34:38,114 --> 00:34:40,795 She's old. Give her a minute. 589 00:34:42,353 --> 00:34:44,881 Dude, this aggro thing is not working for you. 590 00:34:46,324 --> 00:34:48,842 - Talk to me. - Okay, look... 591 00:34:49,726 --> 00:34:51,318 [SIGHS] 592 00:34:52,354 --> 00:34:53,631 I'm all jacked up. 593 00:34:54,364 --> 00:34:56,224 - Okay. Meaning? - Meaning... 594 00:34:56,735 --> 00:34:59,521 When the Beard Hunter came at me, Grid went haywire, 595 00:34:59,969 --> 00:35:01,459 activated my sonic cannon. 596 00:35:01,972 --> 00:35:05,732 I could have taken out Rita, Negative Spirit, you. 597 00:35:07,110 --> 00:35:10,209 - Okay, so how's Grid now? - I don't know. 598 00:35:10,882 --> 00:35:14,099 - I turned it off. - Isn't it like an integral part of you? 599 00:35:15,052 --> 00:35:16,353 Yeah. 600 00:35:16,387 --> 00:35:18,456 The totally fucked up part, with a mind of its own. 601 00:35:18,489 --> 00:35:21,177 But how can you even move? Doesn't Grid control, like, 602 00:35:21,626 --> 00:35:24,228 - all your parts? - No. Grid's just my software. 603 00:35:24,262 --> 00:35:25,963 Still. Do you think you should have just... 604 00:35:25,996 --> 00:35:27,231 I had to do what I had to do. 605 00:35:27,264 --> 00:35:28,967 So I had to shut that shit down. 606 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:31,603 Have you ever felt like 607 00:35:31,637 --> 00:35:32,635 there's something inside of you 608 00:35:32,636 --> 00:35:35,037 that could do major damage if you don't take control? 609 00:35:35,139 --> 00:35:37,279 I feel like that all the fucking time. 610 00:35:37,763 --> 00:35:40,711 The difference is I legitimately have no control. 611 00:35:41,021 --> 00:35:42,677 I can't just shut that shit down. 612 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,271 Okay? If I could, I would have done it a long time ago. 613 00:35:46,384 --> 00:35:48,615 Why not just suck it up and call your dad? 614 00:35:50,943 --> 00:35:53,291 - The painting. - Dude, I saw that painting 615 00:35:53,324 --> 00:35:55,865 when I was inside a donkey. 616 00:35:56,584 --> 00:35:58,194 It's mind-fuckery-vomit art 617 00:35:58,195 --> 00:35:59,663 from the fetid mind of Mr. Nobody, dude. 618 00:35:59,664 --> 00:36:00,931 I mean, consider the source. 619 00:36:00,965 --> 00:36:03,710 Except it's happening. I saw it with my own eyes. 620 00:36:04,969 --> 00:36:06,343 The machine's taking over. 621 00:36:07,038 --> 00:36:08,327 And I can't stop it. 622 00:36:08,771 --> 00:36:09,835 Fuck. 623 00:36:10,275 --> 00:36:14,491 What about you? Why are you suddenly interested in rescuing the Chief? 624 00:36:17,765 --> 00:36:20,187 I just can't stop thinking about that old folks home. 625 00:36:21,702 --> 00:36:22,749 The Doom Patrol. 626 00:36:25,030 --> 00:36:27,101 Chief was gonna lock me up there, and I deserve to know why. 627 00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:29,845 - The Chief has his reasons for everything. - Then I need to hear it. 628 00:36:30,161 --> 00:36:31,288 From him. 629 00:36:32,295 --> 00:36:33,864 He owes me that. 630 00:36:33,898 --> 00:36:35,776 MAN: I know you were with him. I fucking saw you. 631 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,445 - Don't fucking lie to me! - [CRYING] I'm not lying to you I swear! 632 00:36:38,469 --> 00:36:40,771 - MAN: Bullshit! - WOMAN: Get off of me! 633 00:36:41,249 --> 00:36:42,304 - I'll be right back. - MAN: Come here! 634 00:36:42,306 --> 00:36:43,866 - [WOMAN CRYING] - MAN: Where you going? 635 00:36:43,974 --> 00:36:44,974 Hey! 636 00:36:45,277 --> 00:36:46,820 - MAN: You want to make me chase you? - Leave her alone! 637 00:36:46,844 --> 00:36:48,246 MAN: Don't you walk away from me! 638 00:36:48,278 --> 00:36:50,282 - MAN: Come here. - WOMAN: Get away! Get away! 639 00:36:50,315 --> 00:36:52,660 - MAN: All I want to do is talk to you. - WOMAN: Leave me alone! 640 00:36:52,684 --> 00:36:55,186 - MAN: I promise. - Hello, young man. 641 00:36:55,219 --> 00:36:57,922 Hey, you must be Dolores. 642 00:36:57,954 --> 00:36:59,258 Look at my elbow. 643 00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:03,293 MAN: Get back here! Oh, I'mma find you all right 644 00:37:03,327 --> 00:37:06,098 JANE: Hey, fucko! Keep your hands off her! 645 00:37:06,297 --> 00:37:07,738 Look at my elbow. 646 00:37:08,699 --> 00:37:10,707 Look at my fist, motherfucker! 647 00:37:11,235 --> 00:37:14,070 - [JANE GRUNTS] - [MAN GROANS] 648 00:37:14,105 --> 00:37:17,173 - [JANE GRUNTS] - [MAN YELLS] 649 00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:19,476 [VEHICLE APPROACHING] 650 00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:21,711 [BRAKES SCREECH] 651 00:37:21,744 --> 00:37:22,746 [MAN GROANS] 652 00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:24,148 MAN: Go, go, go! 653 00:37:24,181 --> 00:37:26,044 - [TIRES SCREECH] - Go, go, go! 654 00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:27,951 God damn it! 655 00:37:28,518 --> 00:37:29,927 Vic, did you see that? 656 00:37:30,990 --> 00:37:32,412 Vic! 657 00:37:34,257 --> 00:37:35,458 Vic! 658 00:37:36,994 --> 00:37:39,685 CLIFF: Frances! Frances! 659 00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:43,300 Frances, where the fuck are you? 660 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:45,412 This is utter madness, Cliff! 661 00:37:46,169 --> 00:37:47,914 We have paddled through this stretch of swamp 662 00:37:47,938 --> 00:37:51,208 three times, and we still haven't seen Frances. 663 00:37:51,857 --> 00:37:53,610 It's starting to get dark soon. 664 00:37:53,644 --> 00:37:55,079 We have to turn back. 665 00:37:55,112 --> 00:37:56,647 CLIFF: I'm gonna find that watch, and give it to Clara. 666 00:37:56,648 --> 00:37:58,481 If I find that watch, everything will be better. 667 00:37:58,483 --> 00:38:00,183 I'm gonna find that watch and give it to Clara. 668 00:38:00,184 --> 00:38:01,533 If I find that watch, everything will... 669 00:38:01,534 --> 00:38:03,326 Or you could just talk to her! 670 00:38:03,979 --> 00:38:05,239 And say what? 671 00:38:06,279 --> 00:38:09,435 Everything I could possibly say would be totally stupid as fuck! 672 00:38:09,626 --> 00:38:13,898 "Hi, I'm your dad, but I died, and I'm a robot now. 673 00:38:13,931 --> 00:38:17,735 I'm just a brain in a tin can, but, hey, even though I've been 674 00:38:17,768 --> 00:38:21,539 robot non grata for 30 years, and I don't expect you to like me, 675 00:38:21,572 --> 00:38:23,472 and you certainly don't have to love me, 676 00:38:23,473 --> 00:38:25,809 but I just wanted to say, 'I'm sorry.'" 677 00:38:25,844 --> 00:38:30,215 Yes! That's exactly what you would say. 678 00:38:30,248 --> 00:38:33,217 CLIFF: But if I find the watch, I'll be her hero. 679 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:34,952 And she'll know how much I care. 680 00:38:34,985 --> 00:38:38,474 No more time for words. From now on, only deeds. 681 00:38:39,824 --> 00:38:43,661 Frances! Where the fuck are you! 682 00:38:43,695 --> 00:38:46,764 I want that fucking watch! I need that fucking watch! 683 00:38:46,797 --> 00:38:50,601 I want that fucking watch! I need that fucking... Fucking... 684 00:38:50,635 --> 00:38:55,216 [SCREAMING] watch! 685 00:39:04,248 --> 00:39:05,755 RITA: Cliff? 686 00:39:07,617 --> 00:39:09,341 Are you okay? 687 00:39:11,355 --> 00:39:12,355 Cliff? 688 00:39:22,232 --> 00:39:26,137 Oh, my God, you've fried your brain, you stupid idiot! 689 00:39:26,170 --> 00:39:28,927 [CRYING] How are we gonna get you out of here, now? 690 00:39:30,380 --> 00:39:32,005 [SQUEALS] 691 00:39:32,589 --> 00:39:35,685 [EXHALES] 692 00:39:36,081 --> 00:39:39,215 I didn't survive Forbidden Congo just to die 693 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:41,958 in some goddamn swamp! 694 00:39:42,952 --> 00:39:44,990 [SHOUTING] Cliff! 695 00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:48,630 CLIFF: I'm here. 696 00:39:53,589 --> 00:39:55,091 Let's go home. 697 00:39:55,699 --> 00:39:57,365 [CHUCKLES] Let's! 698 00:40:06,677 --> 00:40:08,326 Are you coming? 699 00:40:08,872 --> 00:40:11,382 CLIFF: No, you... You go ahead. 700 00:40:11,414 --> 00:40:12,537 RITA: Okay. 701 00:40:13,284 --> 00:40:14,634 [SIGHING] 702 00:40:27,632 --> 00:40:30,032 [SIGHING DEEPLY] 703 00:40:35,306 --> 00:40:36,956 [SPLASHING] 704 00:40:41,911 --> 00:40:43,411 [GROWLING] 705 00:40:49,586 --> 00:40:53,056 [CLIFF SCREAMING] 706 00:40:53,090 --> 00:40:54,279 Now, 707 00:40:55,626 --> 00:40:57,951 tell me all about you. 708 00:40:58,329 --> 00:40:59,831 LARRY: There's nothing to tell. 709 00:40:59,864 --> 00:41:03,263 There must be something. You have the strength of a 20-year-old. 710 00:41:04,255 --> 00:41:07,438 What do you do to stay so virile? And please don't tell me yoga. 711 00:41:07,472 --> 00:41:08,839 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 712 00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:10,885 I can't tell if you're laughing under that gauze. 713 00:41:10,909 --> 00:41:12,622 It's fucking yoga. I knew it. 714 00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:14,945 LARRY: No. More like RHIP. 715 00:41:14,978 --> 00:41:17,130 I haven't heard that since the service. 716 00:41:17,537 --> 00:41:19,016 "Rank Has Its Privileges"? 717 00:41:19,050 --> 00:41:21,044 LARRY: No, "Radiation Has Its Perks." 718 00:41:21,351 --> 00:41:22,771 I'll be damned. 719 00:41:24,088 --> 00:41:25,380 [SIGHS] 720 00:41:26,556 --> 00:41:28,833 Guess there's always a silver lining, Lar. 721 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:35,138 So there's been no one special in your life for 60 years? Come on. 722 00:41:35,498 --> 00:41:38,232 What about your wife, Sheryl? 723 00:41:38,902 --> 00:41:40,724 LARRY: She died of cancer in '89. 724 00:41:41,201 --> 00:41:43,007 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. 725 00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:45,443 LARRY: We weren't close, but thank you. 726 00:41:45,476 --> 00:41:47,115 And the boys? 727 00:41:55,191 --> 00:41:56,935 LARRY: Why put this on them? 728 00:41:58,322 --> 00:41:59,638 What good would it do? 729 00:42:00,592 --> 00:42:05,592 The truth is, I haven't really lived much since the accident. 730 00:42:08,032 --> 00:42:10,177 You were my last real thing. 731 00:42:11,668 --> 00:42:14,537 And I still feel bad about sending you away. 732 00:42:19,143 --> 00:42:20,435 It wasn't easy. 733 00:42:22,112 --> 00:42:23,287 But... 734 00:42:24,815 --> 00:42:26,404 I got over you. 735 00:42:28,271 --> 00:42:29,865 [SIGHS] Eventually. 736 00:42:33,423 --> 00:42:34,638 And I moved on. 737 00:42:39,429 --> 00:42:41,287 You should too. 738 00:42:49,115 --> 00:42:52,663 LARRY: You know, when I told you I loved you, at the motel, 739 00:42:55,696 --> 00:42:57,255 I meant it. 740 00:42:59,247 --> 00:43:00,591 I wanted you to know that. 741 00:43:00,885 --> 00:43:03,599 In case I don't get another chance to tell you. 742 00:43:09,659 --> 00:43:11,091 [SCOFFS] 743 00:43:12,163 --> 00:43:14,783 - I'm not dead, yet, for Christ's sake! - [LARRY CHUCKLES] 744 00:43:19,271 --> 00:43:22,840 You really haven't fucked anyone since JFK? 745 00:43:22,873 --> 00:43:24,708 My God, Larry! 746 00:43:24,742 --> 00:43:27,814 [BOTH LAUGHING] 747 00:43:31,115 --> 00:43:32,572 LARRY: Now that I think of it, 748 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,806 there is a relationship I want to tell you about. 749 00:43:38,655 --> 00:43:40,619 Go on. Go on. 750 00:43:41,693 --> 00:43:45,017 LARRY: It's not a traditional relationship, per se, but... 751 00:43:48,632 --> 00:43:50,861 There's something inside me. 752 00:43:52,637 --> 00:43:54,423 I wouldn't say we're friends. 753 00:43:54,704 --> 00:43:55,884 But... 754 00:43:58,291 --> 00:44:00,259 there's definitely a connection there. 755 00:44:02,378 --> 00:44:04,431 For years, I didn't know 756 00:44:06,064 --> 00:44:08,838 what it was, or what it wanted. 757 00:44:10,492 --> 00:44:12,041 But now, I think I might. 758 00:44:20,164 --> 00:44:21,252 Hey... 759 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:26,634 ["MOON RIVER" PLAYING] 760 00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:38,033 Sleep well, my friend. 761 00:45:28,164 --> 00:45:29,664 Thank you. 762 00:46:13,244 --> 00:46:15,501 I'll be with you in a sec. 763 00:46:58,521 --> 00:46:59,572 [SIGHS] 764 00:47:12,202 --> 00:47:13,905 DARREN: Hello, Victor. 765 00:47:13,938 --> 00:47:15,507 Darren Jones. 766 00:47:15,955 --> 00:47:18,068 I greatly enjoyed our meeting on Danny the Street, 767 00:47:18,108 --> 00:47:21,486 but I thought this time, we'd get together on my turf. 768 00:47:22,612 --> 00:47:24,280 Welcome to the Ant Farm. 769 00:47:24,356 --> 00:47:29,356 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 55757

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