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May the Buddha bless

My mom is recovered soon

Why are you looking sad

What are you worried about

l have nothing to worry

Please, Buddha

Maybe you are tired to hear that

Please bless my mom

You'll be late if you don't go

The maintenance workers are lazy recently

lt's wasting my time to check

l am going

To and fro for eight times in the morning

The same as in the afternoon

Coming back in the evening

There is no other way

What are the maintenance workers doing

This tram is too old

lt's no use to blame the maintenance workers

Drive

Ting, ting, ting, ting

The tram is stupid

Mr. Tan morning

Good morning

Have you visited the Buddha

Always

Your mom is hard

l am here, she's fine

That's right

How's the tram today

lt's not good but OK

How's your uncle's business

l think it's also OK

Good

Send my regards to your mom

Don't go out to drink tonight

lt's getting my mood

Brother Chok, let's go

Brother, l am coming

Don't let you go in if you are drunk again

Don't say hello to brother

He was really drunk last night

Let's go

l have no time for his rubbish

Every woman is the same

lt's disgusting to talk so much

Find a place to drink after work

Good morning

Although Mr. Tao is a good man

His and his wife's faces are disgusting

Good morning

Weigh it

The cabbage is selling individually

Are these leaves also counted

ls it a cheap vegetables market

Don't bull shit

You go to the vegetables shops to see

My prices are cheaper by 20%

But the goods are better than yours

lt's annoying to buy only one

That cabbage is for you, go away

What? l am not begging

l am a customer

How can you have that attitude

Sorry to say that

Give it to me, let me weigh it for you

No one would care it

You may be right

But l am not feeling good for this

l am tired of you

You have a big tummy, who's child is it

You have a new friend, so charming

Haven't seen you for a long time

Don't just date the handsome guys, come to see me later

Don't pretend so much

lt's a chance, play with me

How are our children

Shing, this is troublesome

Auntie is having a surgery

No one knows when she's back

Your mom pays for it first

But her sister is in the hospital

Your mom says

The fees are deducted from your living costs

You should think about it

ln order to thank auntie

We should work more harder

You should know auntie has been worried about you

lf you grow up better

You can find a good job

Now you can only work at home

Even to take over auntie's work

You are unlike a human

Nor an animal

Only like a plant

Wine delivery

Drink again

l shouldn't say that, but he's so lazy

Let the wife work and you drink

You only work when your wife is in the hospital

You are skinny

Give it to you, it's delicious

Goodbye

How are you

You say hello to someone, shit

That's not a human's eye

So terrible

Like a devil's eye

l bet he's having cold blood

lt's better to build the house on the hill top

Japanese have a bad custom

They like to build under the floor

Yes, it's true

Seeing the foreigners' houses from the photos

All are on the hill top or the mountains

But the Japanese houses are under ground

lt's reasonable

There are earthquakes and typhoons in Japan

The wooden houses can sustain the quakes and typhoons

So they choose the less risky areas

This is the reason

Japanese like the soft light

So they choose the dark areas

Like being in the natural parks

So they are not used to living in concrete houses

Yes, l also don't like concrete houses

So cold, l can't stand it

This custom has some disadvantages

Although Japanese are suitable to live in the wooden houses

Their heart is also following the wooden houses

To become persistence and weakness

The foreigners are strong and capable

All because they live on the concrete houses

lf l build a house for myself

l must plan for the future

To decide for the children

Right

He ought to be handsome when he was young

Now he's not bad

Someone smuggled into here a few days ago

Do you mean me

Do you think so

What's the result

You never admit failure

You must succeed

After l made up my mind

l went to the bathroom to wash

Feeling relaxed to go to his home

lt's so jealous

Did you do the important job

When l went into it

l heard a terrible voice

l peeped

He's sleeping

Maybe he's having a nightmare

He's like suffering

Then he woke up

Said silently

Tip

lt's like the voice from the grave

l was scared

And l escaped

This fish isn't fresh

Fresh fishes must have skin

Look at this one

The skin is removed

Drink again

We stop here tonight

Don't be cool, give me some more

Finished

Brother, you come at the right time

l am having a bad mood

l have something to tell you

Drink first

How

About my wife

Treats me like a dog

You must be feeling badly

That's true

lt's like being insulted

Your wife is tough

Sun has a hot temper

Although she's good, she's easy to be angry

How's the sand

Did she throw it to you

l just made a comparison

l asked her for the reason

She said it's not about me

l asked her not to be hot tempered

She asked me why

l couldn't answer this question

l just scolded

l asked her to leave, she ignored me

l had no choice but to come here

l have my dignity to be a husband

Right

Brother is right

Men work hard outside

Wives should be good to the husbands at home

But my wife is different

Always find my mistakes

No way

l have no other choice

Since they have much leisure time

Always want to quarrel

Let me convince her

Forge it, you are also drunk

l am not drunk

lt's not necessary

Don't go

l can do it

Any problem

He's gone

l also want to drink

Give me some wine

Do you mean to drink

My hands are also drunk

You have finished

Sorry

Are you Leung of Chok

l am shocked

There is something on my chest

My heart isn't beating

Let me see

lt's beating seriously

To rebound my hands

Really? How's your hand

You touch it yourself

Do you want me to touch

lt's so troublesome, forget it

Wait, don't be rude

Just sleep

You'll get cold

Forget it

Brother you have come, take some of this

Eat after cooked

The guests are still around, do you want them to leave

The chick is coming again

Nothing for you

lt's no use to stand up, go away

Wait a minute

Don't be that mean

Thanks

l was thinking while sleeping

About building the house

Are you tired

l am not tired

The door is the most important

The door means a face

lt can tell the personality

Right

The house is built on the hill

The western type is better

How about the Spanish type

The British type is not bad

They are so extraordinary

lt's not good to be so luxurious and serious

Natural is better

What do you think

lt's made of iron

But it's not very cold

lt's easy to get closer

This one is good

Dark green is better

But you must paint a coat first

This is the door

You are wrong

That's the tool box

The money is here

Although it's not much, l give you this

We have only this left

Come again if you need more

l'll save some for you

Fix me the windows

Come in from the main door next time

Look at this

lt's steak

So good

lt's better to have the middle red

Do you eat

You eat dad

l don't like half done steak

The door is fixed, then it's the walls

Yes

lt's an iron door

We use the iron design for the walls

ls it good

Very good

lt's not bad

Shing

You are like to collapse anytime if we look it from the back

There is a limit at work, you'd think about it

You look like having worked overnight

Why do you work so hard for the alcoholic

You'd consider your body

You are skinny

For you

That alcoholic bastard

Better to die

So risky, do you want to be killed by the tram

What if being killed by the tram

lt's an offence in law if you don't walk on the zebra-crossing

You sit in between the tracks

What a fool

''ldiot of the tram''

lt's me

Everything is inflated

Make a guess on a piece of salted fish

lt's so expensive

As thin as a paper pork

l was shocked to hear the price

l've never seen that sort of couple

To share their husbands

Everyone does the same

No one tells

lt's so bad to be open

The wives are good friends

The husbands are also good friends

l wish it's a good day

l wish so

See you tomorrow

lt's about the finishing stage

Yes, it is

The colour of the walls first

The colour will decide the mood of the house

What colour do you like

l like---white

White

l tried white, it's so simple

This one is good

Very good

l want to chop you

What

My husband is like this when he's drunk

Why did you stop me?

Nothing

He's OK

What did Tan tell you

Nothing

Let me change it

What, old man

Are you tired to be alone

l am tired

l am not working hard

l can't ask him to change

l felt embarrassed so l went home

l just changed the design a bit

lt wouldn't change a lot

lt's hard to build it

About this balcony

lt's too small to be a decoration

We can't play on it

Nor to plant flowers

Right

Let's change a bit

lt looks better as a whole

Right

Why are you looking at me

l am not common

l need to eat double serves for my baby

How's dad

You always look at me like this

Nothing, l feel you have grown up

l am tired of everything

The daily life is the same

When l make breakfast in the morning

l know l need to do the same things

l feel tired

l can't taste the food

Feel losing the appetite

Especially when l am going to the bathroom

l hate to see my body

lt's so ugly

l only want to do one thing

l want to die

To quit this world

This is the medicine for the gold

lt's toxic

You'll die after one hour

Take it if you really want to die

Thanks for your assistance

Don't just look at my present moment

l used to have a boutique

l had a wife and two sons

Five workers and maid

l had two luxurious lovers

But the sons were recruited to be soldiers

Died in the war with China

And then l didn't do business

My wife died 6 months later

The house was destroyed

l lost everything

l separated with the lovers

Now l am selling the toys for living

But l talk with my wife and sons in the dream

They are like alive

So you must be very happy

Right

You are happy while you are living

That means you live and they live

You commit suicide and so do they

You said this medicine be effective in an hour

Any cure

l just took it five minutes ago

There is a cure for any toxic

One fights another

One fights another

ls there any cure for this toxic

Of course there is

But l don't know if l've got it

Search it

Find it now

Where is it

ls it there

Hurry

Give him the cure, you murderer

Get the cure now

You don't need to worry

What you ate is just for the guts

This is normal

You just need to remain calm

Close your eyes

Lay down and close your eyes

This is normal

l ask you to close your eyes

Why do you set fire

No need to boil water

l want to cook the fish

What fish

This is the fish

lt's mixed with salt and vinegar, it's not raw

But the boss said we needed to cook it

He must be wrong

This doesn't taste good if it's cooked

The problem is the kitchen

Nowadays is more convenient

The old style can make good dishes

Which one is better

lt may be the Tip you mentioned last time

Who knows

Some volunteers

They don't look like that sort of people

Can't just see their outlook

l know a woman who looks like her very much

This type of women is very erotic

The body is fit although she's old

Ping is about to die of losing energy

The dinner is ready

So-called women

Their ages are almost the same

34, 35 years old

Sometimes they look like 16,1 7 teenagers

But the 16, 1 7 teenagers

Sometimes they use their matured eyes to stare at men

Women are devils

Tai don't cry, Mui would be worried

Dad

What

Aren't we dad's children, right

You think about it

Dad thinks you are dad's children

So l love you much

lf you don't like dad

Don't call me dad

So l am not your dad, right

Everyone has been saying

We are not dad's children

We have our own real fathers

Not just me

Chee, Fa, Sai are being told

Men are speaking too much

They like to talk rubbish

But who knows who is my child

We just need to trust each other

That's real father and sons

lf anyone says it again

You go to ask him or her

l am sure he or she can't answer

That means you don't trust your father

Trust father or trust the others

What do you think

l trust father

l trust sister

lt's not the problem of the fish

lf this is the fish

We would vomit first

But we don't have this symptom

That means we are not infected

l think this diarrhea is because of getting cold

Right

l go to check

After the operation

Stay in the hospital for four months

Still ask me to rest

l never feel as comfortable as now

But l am still worried about one thing

Shing is so skinny and she looks like sick

Of course, she also does your job

Not only that

Shing, auntie must have her meals on time

Must follow the doctor's instructions

Excuse me

l am a police, l have something to ask

Have you seen this man

No

Maybe l couldn't see clearly at night

You should remember the robbery

l remember there wasn't

This man was arrested for the robbery

He said he had robbed your home

lt's not that

l am sure l have been here

l wanted to steal that tool box

But he said the money was there

Give me all the money

l can't recall this

l have admitted this

You also asked me to come again

Don't bull shit, you must be dreaming

You must be foolish

Can a fool do this handcraft

This means he didn't come to rob

My home was not robbed

Sorry to bother

Guests are coming

Please come in

Make yourself at home

Sorry to bother

Come to say hello

l am so tired

ln order to serve these guests

Did you see the face of the head today

Lighting the cigarette like this

The match burnt the nose

lt shocked him

This is Cheng, Yeah, Chung

My wife

l go to take a shower

l make some warm wine

l go to get the wine

May l ask you

Have you tried to get some free rice

Not borrow, it's to get

Firstly to make the base wet

Go to an unknown rice shop to exchange for two catties

Then pay the bill, they won't allow you

Then you put the rice back

Since the base is wet, some rice stick on the base

Just go to a few shops and that's enough for a meal

Wonderful

The wine is warm

l go to get the wine

l give it to Mr. Cheng first

How

Brother Liu

Aren't we welcomed today

What did l say wrong

You are a good man, l promise

What is that woman like

We said hello to her, she

Sorry

She is rude and independent

We don't mean to scold you

lt's because you are a good man

That woman is not qualified to be a wife

lt doesn't matter us, it's too bad to you

Not even say hello to her husband

Not serving the guests, and went to take a shower

ls there such a wife

Sorry, l apologize

l don't blame you

You are a good man, no need to apologize

You should kick her out of here

Since we are men

What is this

What has my wife done wrong to you

Why do you ask me to kick her out

Nothing, we listen to him

She is my wife

She may be nothing to you

Since she has been with me

Even in the hard time

Perhaps you can't guess

The life of making the base wet

She can get it through

What makes you ask me to kick her out

What rights do you have

l see

l was wrong, my apologies

Let's cheer

Don't you really want to talk

l am prepared for the punishment

Since you saw me do that disgraceful thing

l didn't know why l did that

l couldn't control myself

Like an wild animal

l don't like him more

Please trust me

l know it's painful for you

But l feel the same

My deceased mom said sorry to you

She didn't forgive me

l hate myself after mom's death

Even a serious murderer

Will be forgiven after jail

Please tell me how you want to punish me

l'll accept any punishment

l won't blame you

Honestly, who is the opponent

lt's no use to hide, we need to do something

Who is the opponent

How

Must be seriously sick

l mercy the child, but l dislike his father

lt's better to see a doctor

Not very serious

Really

lt's OK, he'll get well soon

You care about him, he's still stubborn

He's not stubborn

He's a pity man

The child is more pity

No question asked

Perhaps you suspect me, but it's not me

She's my niece, like in blood

How would l do this

Do you want to give birth

l can't give birth, we have to care about her face and age

Use the medical way to solve it

So you agree the abortion

That is

How about money

Just borrow from your sister

l just borrowed for the operation

Must find a good reason

To make her hard to refuse

ls this Shinju's home

Please go to the police station with me

What did Shinju do

Hurt someone

lt may cause a case of murder

Thanks

You go with him now

Are you Shinju's father

Shinju is my niece

You mean she hurt someone

How is Shinju

Shinju is the defendant

She took a knife from the shop

Hurt the worker

The worker was hurt

Please hurry

Shinju has been arrested

Should go to see the injured

The injured is in the operation, he can't see anyone

Please come to the police station first

Don't forget you are the parents of the defendant

the only cure is not to eat anything

But there is a limit

lt's good if l can walk

l think l could walk soon

Don't misunderstand

l don't mean to ask you to beg

l can go if l want to eat

No worries, l am not hungry

lt's good to be hungry for a few days

lt's OK for a man not to eat for 10 days

About the guest room

l wanted to use the Scottish style

lt's better to change now

How

What did Shinju do?

Did she use a knife to hurt the worker?

lt is true

l have been thinking

There is only one reason for Shinju to hurt the worker

Do you think so

Since he's the father

Shinju doesn't say that

Ask her for the reason

But she doesn't answer

The police said there's enough evidence

To lower the crime

She doesn't say although l ask many times

lt must be difficult to tell

The police want you to go

lt's none of my business, she's your niece

But you are her stepfather

l go to the police station daily

How can l tell them if you don't go

Just tell them l am sick

The case isn't relevant to me, l won't go

Don't you forgive me

No matter how

What is this tree

lt's not a tree if it wilts

lt's about to finish

The worker will be recovered in 3 weeks

He said he didn't know the reason

He didn't blame Shinju

And he mentioned not to sue her

And beg not to sue her

The police told me this

He must have done something wrong

lt's reasonable not to sue her

And beg not to sue her

This means he has admitted

The police looks for you

They know you are alright

Or they will arrest you

Arrest

Why

Shinju has something to tell you

What

Don't know

Be careful that she knows the worker is OK

She requested the police to call you

The police seem knowing something

She's talking rubbish

What are you angry with

lf she bull shit

Why are you worried about

No need to go to the police station

l am not afraid of going there

Her lies can't prove anything

Where are your friends

Not working today

Give me some wine

lt's not good to drink heavy wine when you are tired

lt's not the first time

You don't need to say

Man must eat

Even a patient

l go to get some food

Coming back soon

l'll get some good ones

So noisy, who is it

Wait

When l had drunk

l passed that corridor

Turned to another bar

Who were outside

This is a strange question

How could a wife forget her husband's voice

What a wife

lt's you, how come

What is ''it's you''

This is a joke

Drink wine again

What if l drank

Give me some water

You should obey to do so

lt's brother

Didn't you drink with him

No

The boss offered some whisky

Lift him up

What do you want to do

My husband is so drunk

You are drunk too

What does it mean

He's very drunk

He's brother

Not in any shoes

You also wore shoes to come in with him

Shit, l wore the shoes

Please send my regards to him

Good night

Send my regards to Kong

Give me some water

l am back

l said you had a diarrhea

Boss gave me some fresh ones

l forgot

To build a pool

Really

You can do whatever you want

You are recovered

You are OK now

His life is so tough

l agree to build a swimming pool

To be built in the middle

With some trees around

But the water and pipes are not easy to do

Since it's on the hill top

lt needs a big reservoir

About the pipes

The pool has a big capacity

This can't be small

OK, l must do it

Since this is your suggestion

For your health, you should build it

The soup is ready

This is a broth

This is good for hunger

What

How about your husband last night

Where is my shit

Every man is the same

lt's great if he gives me half the money

Why every man likes wine

Maybe there is a worm

l am getting more disgusting

They have changed husbands

lt's good to change

Today is cloudy

lt hasn't rained for a long time

Haven't seen you for a long time

Your uncle disappeared

Sorry

l don't understand

Why did you do that

l want to die

You want to die?

But why did you want to kill me?

l couldn't tell

Even l also didn't see it

When l wanted to commit suicide

l was afraid that you'd forget me

When l died

You'd forget me instantly

l was so frightened

So l

l was so mad

Let's eat something

l don't want to eat now

Let's eat next day

Sorry

The pool is built

Thank you

lf you can finish it by tomorrow, l won't let them go

You can't build rubbish

Show them something tomorrow